(I’m beginning to think they’re wired to put hot sauce/chile peppers on something; if it runs, chase it down and eat it, if it doesn’t run, consider eating it anyways.)

Corrolary: If it doesn’t run, put a *hotter* hot sauce on it.

I say that because my partner is planning on making a hotter hot sauce than his current one, and marketing it under the name “Hillbilly Hemmeroid Remover”.