I know I know…..this is serious stuff…..but whenever I hear the word “stockpiling weapons” I can’t help but think of Bert in the movie Tremors.

They were all stranded on the rocks and Earl came up with the idea of feeding Bert’s homemade “bombs” to the Graboids…

Bert asks…”How much time?”

Earls says.. “about 15 seconds, I think. What’s that?”

Bert says… “Cannon Fuse”

Earl asks.. “What do you use that for?”

Bert looks at him like hes dumb as a rock and says… “My cannon!”.