re: #6 darthstar

Ever wished you had a viral tweet? Take it back. I had over 400 retweets, favorites, and “Retweeted in a favorited tweet that mentioned you” alerts in the last day - 300 of them last night. Had to put my phone on vibrate in the kitchen so I could sleep. And that doesn’t even count as “going viral”…god help the poor bastard who gets retweeted by a celebrity.

Steve Martin interacted with me on Twitter, once upon a time…

Nobody seems to notice it was a “two hole” performance.@teleskiguy Really enjoyed your poignant cameo as a bowling ball in “Big Lebowski.”

— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) May 18, 2013