A man checks into a hotel in Wainwright Alberta while on a business trip and
was a bit lonely.

He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when
you’re calling for a cab.

He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl
calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She
had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair,
long graceful legs…… well, you get the picture! He copied the phone
number and returned to his hotel.

When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.

‘Hello,’ the woman says.

God, she sounded sexy.

‘Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and
give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone
and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it
now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got
in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped
cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?’

She says, ‘That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside
line.’