re: #75 Shiplord Kirel

6 Dead, Including Gunman, in New Mexico Office Shooting

What an asshole. Too bad he shot himself last.

I have some advice for any depressed narcissists who are planning such a dramatic exit: Get the chronology of the script right. Shoot yourself BEFORE you go on the rampage. We’ll be much more impressed. Honest. Sure we will.

I once knew a man who did a lot of work with domestic violence. He had the same perspective—“We’d save a lot of lives if these guys, you know, the ones that shoot their wives, the kids and themselves…if we could get them to start with themselves…screw all these programs where we teach them about anger management. Just shoot yourself first, guys!”

He usually came out with this after a few drinks.