re: #65 Ward Cleaver

She reminds me of one of those rubber things (“green weenie”?) with eyes that pop out when you squeeze it.

I dispute the comparison. Those green weenie things to which you refer are engineered for a purpose, are wildly popular, provide steady, albeit weird, employment for folks abroad, and steady profits for folk selling them here. They’re useful, desirable, and contribute to the wealth of the nation.