re: #826 swamprat

As a newbie, I have a few questions, but do not wish to derail this thread. I have spent a lot of time at NewsBusters and so I am surmising you guys are smarter, younger and more connected. I am definitely smart, not young and not really connected. I agree with the threads on your site I read today, but generally disagree with the “conservative” platform. I am not a troll and despite the need at NewsBusters to humiliate “Dougie Poo,” I am up for an honest discussion.

Here are my initial questions.

Do you support the neo-con’s wars for oil?

I resent you calling our president a “neo-con” and slandering his motives as commander in chief of our troops.

Do you really hate government programs to help the poor?

No. But force a person to wear a brace or crutch, and he will lose the ability to walk without one.

To be honest, I am not up to the discussion tonight, but would enjoy challenging conversations in the future. I was denied typing in high school as a college-bound student, so I am slower than most of you.

Last question: where are your women?

I have never owned one, but my wife is 4 feet away and my daughter is making a good living after being on record as being the youngest to graduate her college…thanks for asking.

I have found more common ground with conservative women than their gender counterparts.

Sorry that you find men menacing.

Doug Wild

You seem to be the southern portion of a north bound horse carrying a load of assumptions.

Laughing my ass off.

I don’t know about Doug Wild, but the last thing I would brag about on a new-to-me blog would be not being connected.

I am connected six ways to Kevin Bacon. I own a ranch in Arizona, a penthouse in in Seattle, and season tickets to the Bregenz Opera. If you fuck with my dog’s chew toy, you’ll be fed to my pet piranhas. Don’t even think about looking lustily at my liberal girlfriends. Your balls will be Eggs Benedict at the Vatican. My conservative girlfriends? They’ll feed you lovingly to my 150-year-old koi after passing you through a ricer. Without shooting you first.

That, if you want to make a splash as a troll, is how you do it, Doug.