re: #825 Chicago Blonde
1 car + 2 parking spaces = MATH FAIL
There was one minivan, in a particularly obnoxious shade of acid green, that simply could not park. One van in two spaces was a good day.
One morning, I watched her park (yes, it was a woman). It took her three tries to pull into a slanted parking space and only be at an angle that took up two.
Her first two efforts convinced me that she was trying to parallel park.