re: #840 Cato the Elder

You can join the new, improved, Cato the Elder† think-tank.

I sit here and think all day long. It’s fatiguing. I need assistants.

RFP:

Looking for bright, no-longer-young, disillusioned, snarky, unpredictable thinkers with time on their hands and minimal salary expectations.

Non-negotiable requirement: literacy.

No benefits except for Navy-style tickle fights.

Please send rsum, including seven recent LGF writing samples with updings of 17+, to Cato the Elder Institute, 1 Delenda Way, Carthage, OH, 39847. Include SASE and initiation fee of €10,000.

†Note: Cato the Elder Institute is a for-profit but equal-opportunity employer. However, applicants with experience in sarcasm, satire and/or actual physical flesh-tearing will be given preference.

LOL!
I’d like to apply, but, prefer to think on the nicer side of things.
Anyway, I don’t know if I have the requisite posts with 17 updings.
(How DID you arrive at that number, anyway?)
Is bitchy a qualification?