Actually, Obama is entirely innocent of involvement in this war crime.

The missiles were fired during the Bush administration!

Yes, this was an ESDOM attack. ESDOMs are a new weapon developed for the US military by Halliburton: the Extremely Slow Drone-to-Orphan Missile. They take about four weeks to reach their targets.

That way, outgoing administrations can fire a bunch of missiles on their last day in office, and they won’t actually explode and kill the orphans until the next administration is installed — and has to take the blame!