re: #87 BatGuano

I married my first stalker. She kept making up excuses to come over and (I found out later) would drive by with girlfriends to show them where I lived. She was cute and turned out to be a nice person : she bought me pizza and booze when I broke my wrist while trying to escape her. It’s a long story.

I’m curious about the next stalker. If the first stalker story is that good, the second one has to be better.