romney - insurance infomercial spokesman

jeb bush - wimpy high school principle

palin - bad girl character on gilligan’s island with a whiny voice who tries to do something nasty to ginger

huckabee - used to play a preachy sheriff on teevee but the character was too boring and was dropped

hunstman - creepy ceo who you suspect is the villain in this episode because he is too smooth to be good

trump - comic relief

gingrich - annoying peripheral character whose role in the episode is to make you feel really good when they get their comeuppance

bachmann - remember mrs kravitz on bewitched?