re: #884 Dustyvet
Famous Last Words
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I’ll get a world record for this.
*Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
*Hey there’s no handles inside these car doors!
*Gee, that’s a cute tattoo.
*Here’s my Kent State student ID.
*It’s fireproof.
*He’s probably just hibernating.
*What does this button do?
*I’m making a citizen’s arrest.
*Can we get a vision plan?
*So, you’re a cannibal.
*It’s probably just a rash.
*Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
*Are you sure the power is off?
*Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
*No, my shoes aren’t untied.
*The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
*What do you mean, “I’ll be back”?
*Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
*Pull the pin and count to what?
*Which wire was I supposed to cut?
*I wonder where the mother bear is.
*I’ve seen this done on TV.
*These are the good kind of mushrooms.
*I’ll hold it and you light the fuse.
*What’s that priest doing here?
*You look just like Charles Manson.
*Let it down slowly.
*Rat poison only kills rats.
*OK, I’ll go ahead and make your day.
*It can’t possibly rain for forty days and nights.
*I’ll get your toast out.
*Give me liberty or give me death.
*Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
*It’s strong enough for both of us.
*This doesn’t taste right.
*I can make this light before it changes.
*Nice doggie.
*I can do that with my eyes closed.
*I’ve done this before.
*Well we’ve made it this far.
*That’s odd.
*Hey that’s not a violin.
*I’ll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
*I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
*You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
*OK this is the last time.
*Don’t be so superstitious.
*Now watch this.
*This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
*That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
*What duck?
Are you kidding? He couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist-