re: #897 HoosierHoops

He is fine i think..Winston crewed a Cuban on my desk into shreds in the Den..With glue i could possible get it all back..
So what should i do? *Lizard Vote*
1. Buy a cheap cigar and soak it in hot sauce?
2. Sit him down like my mom did to me and force me to smoke a whole cigar? You like that shit? no no smoke it ALL…
3. Vault the remaining cigars in the safe
4. Call the dog whisperer

(1) will let him develop a “taste” for hot sauce (been there)
(2) will get him hooked
(3) will result in a dog that figures out how to jack the safe

… I’ll go with 4. The dog whisperer is a total buffoon, and fun to watch.