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Dr Lizardo6/26/2020 1:32:53 am PDT

I was just thinking, the upcoming Presidential debates are gonna be interesting. For all of Trump’s trashtalking Biden about not being able to form coherent sentences (yeah, Trump just spews whatever nonsense pops into his head at the moment), I think that Biden can easily handle Trump in any debate. I even wouldn’t be surprised if after one debate, Trump cancels the other two and heads off to some re-election rally instead.

All Biden needs to say is, “You slowed down testing and killed well over one hundred thousand Americans. You’ve enriched yourself and your family at the expense of hardworking American taxpayers. You hired your idiot kids and their spouses and your campaign paid the significant others of your children over $180,000 each. You filed for re-election a mere five hours after being sworn in so you could sell tacky merchandise. You never finished nominating the people you’re responsible for to important government positions, most of which had to do with financial oversight; indeed, you’ve had more ‘acting’ department heads than any Presidency in history. You’ve had more cabinet members resign in disgrace for corruption than any other President. You can’t form a coherent sentence without a teleprompter and quite frankly, you’re so grossly unqualified for any form of responsibility, you’re not even fit to cut the ribbon at the opening of a Dairy Queen.”

And by the way - Joe Biden, if you’re reading LGF, feel free to use that.