Un freakin believable. Hope they boot his ass out of the Country

Army Deserter Seeking German Asylum ‘Having Time of My Life’

The 31-year-old former mechanic of the 601st Aviation Support Battalion is enjoying perks that eluded him back home in Ohio: a bed, a bank account, a cell phone and friends.

Best of all from his standpoint, he isn’t back in Iraq.

“I’m having the time of my life,” says Shepherd, the only American bunking at a refugee-processing center in southern Germany.

*SPIT*