Finally made it to Alabama!

The GPS told us to get off I-65 and onto this two-lane winding country road. We kept driving and driving through Ardmore, Harvest and a bunch of backwoods redneck trailers, and Zedushka is all like “what if the GPS is sending us to some meth cooker’s trailer” and “ya think there’s Klans around here?”

Then all of a sudden we were in a brand new subdivision of big-ass brand new McMansions, and the GPS says 2 minutes to destination, and we kept driving up and down and the GPS delivered us to this big old McMansion where my son lives!

Welcome to Alabama and he pays less for his house than my kids in Brooklyn pay in rent for their crappy 1-bedroom apartments.

So then the media came to make video of us lighting the Hanukkah candles, and my son gave a little presentation of Hanukkah and Thanksgiving, I don’t know what time this will be broadcast (if at all) but it would be on one of the Huntsville affiliate networks.

It is a LONG trip, takes about the same amount of time to drive down from Detroit as to drive across to New York, except without the driving while in New York part.

Kentucky I-65 is AMAZING but Tennessee I-65 sucks.

It will be a bitch driving back, today we had the road practically all to ourselves.

We’re having chicken for dinner tonight and tomorrow night is TEH TURKEY.