I see the right wing blogosphere is advocating that people keep their children out of school to avoid Obama indoctrinating them into his radical socialist agenda.
I suggest wrapping your child’s head in tinfoil to block the cathode ray from the geosynchronous orbiting satellites. Children should be as far away from the satellites as possible; leave the mountains and get to sea level prefereably in a basement. Strobe lights and loud techno music should prevent your child’s brain from normal function just in case some satellite rays get past the foil.
After the speech is over your child should be informed he is dirty and shameful. Wash you child in bleach and scrub vigorously until you child confesses to his shame. Burn all clothing and educational materials within 48 hours of the speech.