The conversation:

“I was checking out AKs at the gun store. Man, they’re expensive.”
“Its a seller’s market. What are you worried about a marauding horde of bandits suddenly showing up at your apartment? Wouldn’t a shotgun be more effective?”
“Second Amendment dude.”
“Tell me about the well regulated part again.”
“Second Amendment, private citizens owning guns stop tyranny. Look at the Minutemen.”
“You mean those guys who never won an actual battle on their own?”
“Go away.”