re: #81 Dark_Falcon

Can’t do that fifth one. I’m not comfortable leaving a kitten with an asshole like that. It might get hurt and then I’d never forgive myself.

Kittehs can melt even the coldest heart. Still, okay, let’s substitute:
Burmese Python (hugs you back)
Armadillo (practically indestructible)
Rock Hyrax (if you saw “Madagascar”, that one)
Others?