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Matthews to Bachmann: 'Are You Hypnotized?'

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Kragar11/03/2010 2:20:45 pm PDT

re: #85 LudwigVanQuixote

Just to reiterate Humans…

Intergalactic Zionism is about a lot more than conquering Earth. Due to resource demands (mostly due to our activities in what you would call the Arcturus cluster) we have had to make do with some shoddy import work from the Greys.

Those creeps always try to undercut the market! Sometimes, they make some really good stuff, but in general, they will try to sell you a nickel for a dollar and make some really horrible knock off stuff out of substandard parts. Greys even defraud their own people. The things I could tell you about what they add to their foodstuffs in order to pass minimal government standards! But I digress…

For sometime, many parts for our GOP bots have been subcontracted out to horrible Grey sweatshop labor in order to cut costs.

I had argued that you Humans would surely notice the blank stares, processing glitches and $cientologist like zombie looks of the GOP bots. Our psycho-linguistics department said you monkey boys were too stupid to notice.

It looks like we were both right. Some of you noticed. However, enough of you did not notice, that the plans of Remulak continue unabated!

Asking if you could successfully dupe a Tea Partier is like asking if the God-Emperor sits much.