Florida Man has nothing on Texas Man when it comes to plain anti-social weirdness.

Texas man pleads guilty in foiled $500 murder-for-hire plot to have his daughter’s boyfriend killed

The now jailed parents:

What a cheap bastard, ignorant as a box of rocks too. Every fringe-dweller Texan should know you can’t get a job like this done right for less than a couple of grand. It’s also a bad idea to recruit amateur yokels for the work since they will instantly take this juicy info to the cops and try to trade it for a break on their latest meth charge.