re: #93 TheMatrix31

re: #94 laZardo

I wouldn’t kick them out of my bed for eating eucalyptis leaves.

Kinda funny story- I got a parking ticket a few years back and I was going on and on about that dirty rotten so-and-so meter maid in front of an Aussie classmate.

The first thing he asked me was ‘Oy-Was she wearing a bikini?’. We all looked at him like ‘What the fuck kind of stupid question was that?’ blissfully unaware of the Surfers Paradise gimmick tradition of ‘Meter Maids’…and how the soulless and no doubt bitter and lonely spinsters responsible for parking enforcement down there are actually called something like ‘traffic wardens’.