Seeing as someone has started a Pun Thread

1. Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but
don’t start anything.”

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A
beer please, and one for the road.”

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste
funny to you?”

7. “Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.” “That sounds
like Tom Jones Syndrome.” “Is it common?” “Well, It’s Not Unusual.”

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,
“I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says
Dolly. “It’s true; no bull!” exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

10. Dj Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.