re: #90 Guanxi88

That’s what the dog is for. Then you need a chimp to keep the dog away from the cat and the trap. To keep the chimp in line, you’ll need to get a gorilla, who can be kept at bay by a lion, who can in turn be kept under control by Sigfried and Roy, who cannot be controlled by anyone or anything known to man.

Two words:

Chuck Norris.