What is it about baked goods that makes moralistic scolds so stupid?

Witchcraft-obsessed townsfolk try to drive out teen who opened Naughty Girls Donut Shop

Tiana Ramos, a 16-year-old high school senior, owns and operates Naught Girls Donut Shop at a shopping mall in her hometown, Front Royal.

She works at the 1950s pinup-themed bakery before and after school, along with other teens dressed in rockabilly-style clothing.

But the store’s name, and its framed artwork featuring photos of Marilyn Monroe and Betty Page, have drawn the ire of “a strong Conservative Alliance group” in the town, accusing Ramos and her business of promoting promiscuous behavior.