My disappointing wingnut friend from high school posted this to Facebook. It’s from another one of those bullshit hoax news sites:

Berlin| A team of psychologists and medical doctors associated with the Technische Universitt of Berlin, have announced this morning that they had proven by clinical experimentation, the existence of some form of life after death. This astonishing announcement is based on the conclusions of a study using a new type of medically supervised near-death experiences, that allow patients to be clinically dead for almost 20 minutes before being brought back to life.

She swallowed it hook, line, sinker, including the entire tackle box and half the pier.