We all know that Pamela Geller, aka The Shrieking Harpy, is a one-woman factory of mind-melting bad craziness, but there are only so many hours in a day when she's sober enough to type.
Now you no longer have to wait to get your fix of her patented blend of illiteracy, spite, and venomous xenophobia; with LGF's Shrieking Harpy Rant Generator, you can instantly enjoy a hateful, incoherent Gelleresque diatribe any time of the day or night!
Just hit the big obvious button below, and in no time you'll have a vitriolic word salad indistinguishable from the work of the real Harpy herself!
(A Mad King Chuckie Production. Inspired by The Pamela Geller Blog Generator.)