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1 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:47:31pm

A direct ancestor of Nancy Pelosi.

2 brookly red  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:48:22pm

OMG, My landord!

3 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:48:36pm
4 Vinnie  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:49:46pm

re: #1 logboy

A direct ancestor of Nancy Pelosi.

Nah, look at those teeth. A direct ancestor of Jimmah Carter.

5 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:50:35pm

re: #4 Vinnie

Nah, look at those teeth. A direct ancestor of Jimmah Carter.

Carter is related to the wussy cat not a bear

6 Luigi  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:50:47pm

Help is on the way...

Image: teeth-whitening-laser.jpg

7 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:51:49pm

Man... imagine field dressing and quartering one of those things. And you thought elk were hard.

8 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:52:27pm

re: #5 Nevergiveup

Carter is related to the wussy cat not a bear

You mean the one that says meow instead of roar?

9 Vinnie  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:52:47pm
I sure am glad there are none of these things running around the neighborhood at 30 mph any more.

Are you sure, Charles? Ever hear of the Coelacanth?

:-)

10 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:53:39pm

You would think Nat Geo could afford better CGI than that. Looks like giant plastic bear. I think the Dinos in "Walking With Dinosaurs" looked more like real living critters.

11 obscured by clouds  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:54:22pm

Famous paleolithic last words:
"Oh, those things? They just eat berries. It's cool. They're harmless."

12 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:56:37pm

Much bigger than the black bear that lives somewhere in the woods behind our house. (We haven't seen it, but we've seen its tracks.)

Can we elect it president instead of the wuss we have?

13 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:56:56pm

I don't know- looks photoshopped to me. ///

14 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:57:57pm

Grizzlies are dangerous enough. Here's an account of the park rangers and police that attempted to recover the bodies of that misguided hippie Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend, who thought grizzlies were cute Yogi and BooBoo.

Treadwell's death and body recovery, a live action account.

15 Cato the Elder  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:58:06pm

That's some serious ursine dentition there.

16 DistantThunder  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:58:16pm

We believe that eventually all things will be resurrected, but it will be in a lion-lying-down-with-a-lamb paradisiacal way. We talk about that when viewing the dinosaurs at the natural history museum. Wouldn't that be interesting?

17 Racer X  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:58:28pm

I didn't evolve from no bear.

18 Cathypop  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:58:31pm

re: #1 logboy

A direct ancestor of Nancy Pelosi.

Nah! Pelosi is related to the bed bug.

19 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:58:47pm

I don't get National Geog channel.
argh!

20 DistantThunder  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:59:01pm

re: #14 Colonel Panik

Grizzlies are dangerous enough. Here's an account of the park rangers and police that attempted to recover the bodies of that misguided hippie Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend, who thought grizzlies were cute Yogi and BooBoo.

Treadwell's death and body recovery, a live action account.

You know he would have voted for Obama.

21 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:59:07pm

This is one of the rare times I'm upset I canceled cable. Looks like a really interesting show.

22 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:59:19pm

re: #17 Racer X

I didn't evolve from no bear.

You think you were born with cloths on?

23 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 2:59:50pm

re: #19 reine.de.tout

I don't get National Geog channel.
argh!

One of the good things about Nat. Geographic is they usually release their programs on DVD.

24 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:00:01pm

Was he smarter than the average bear?

25 Vinnie  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:00:05pm

The question: The Giant Short Faced Bear, is it extinct?

The answer: Does a Giant Short Faced bear shit in the woods?

/groan

26 DistantThunder  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:00:29pm

re: #21 Sharmuta

This is one of the rare times I'm upset I canceled cable. Looks like a really interesting show.

We cancelled cable over and over, but they haven't cut off our service. It's probably because they want a certain number of eyeballs to sell to their advertisers. That's all we can figure. I've given up calling them.

27 Killgore Trout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:00:39pm

Giant short faced bears are dividing the Republican party!

28 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:01:09pm

re: #27 Killgore Trout

Giant short faced bears are dividing the Republican party!

And why do they hate Christians?

29 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:01:31pm

re: #24 Kosh's Shadow

Was he smarter than the average bear?

And If he is not, are you gonna tell him?

30 Racer X  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:02:12pm

The Universe on History channel is pretty good too.

31 TheAntichrist  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:02:25pm

re: #10 Colonel Panik

You would think Nat Geo could afford better CGI than that. Looks like giant plastic bear. I think the Dinos in "Walking With Dinosaurs" looked more like real living critters.

In "Walking With Prehistoric Beasts" they did the short-faced bear, and it was much better than NatGeo's version.

I don't know why they didn't just morph a video of a brown bear to look like a short-faced bear.

32 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:03:04pm

re: #25 Vinnie

The question: The Giant Short Faced Bear, is it extinct?

The answer: Does a Giant Short Faced bear shit in the woods?

/groan

The Giant Short Faced Bear shits wherever it damn well pleases.

33 MacGregor  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:03:08pm

Cool video - looking forward to seeing this.

34 Vinnie  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:03:22pm

See, this is why we need to stop global warming. So we can bring back the Giant Short Faced Bear.

Of course, they'll eat all the polar bears, but the planet will be saved!

35 Killgore Trout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:03:23pm

re: #28 Sharmuta

Godless bearism leads to killing people.

36 DistantThunder  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:03:27pm

Even with all the political stuff happening, I'm so glad that I was born in this day and age, and can really learn and marvel at all these discoveries.

These are the good ole days.

37 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:03:32pm

So, what or who is the new powerful rival the giant bear is going to face? Could it be a caveman?

38 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:03:49pm

re: #27 Killgore Trout

Giant short faced bears are dividing the Republican party!

Giant Short Faced SocialCon Bear versus RINOtherium!

39 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:05:42pm

re: #26 DistantThunder

We cancelled cable over and over, but they haven't cut off our service. It's probably because they want a certain number of eyeballs to sell to their advertisers. That's all we can figure. I've given up calling them.

You aren't still paying, are you?!

40 vagabond trader  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:06:09pm

I don't know, but we noticed some weird tracks in the snow on our property this morning.Lots of them.

41 DistantThunder  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:06:51pm

Here is Hercules a 900lb LIGER - a cross between a lion and a tiger.
At 12 feet tall he is the biggest in the world.

Just for comparison purposes.

42 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:07:05pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

Godless bearism leads to killing people.

We should teach the weaknesses of Ursa Major theory. It's for the children.

43 Vinnie  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:07:30pm

re: #37 Desert Dog

So, what or who is the new powerful rival the giant bear is going to face? Could it be a caveman?

Yes, cavemen will be the death of the GSFB, and they'll do it by clubbing baby Giant Short Faced Bears to death for their fur.

Luckily for them, PETA won't be invented for another 20,000 years. Give or take.

44 DistantThunder  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:08:17pm

re: #39 vxbush

You aren't still paying, are you?!

Oh, no - but they told me not to worry about it. I was trying to get it turned off because of all the nasty stuff. But then "Burn Notice" started it's new season. So I'm rather glad.

45 lookingup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:08:43pm

I would have to build an addition for the full body mount. Like standing please.

46 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:09:19pm

re: #44 DistantThunder

Oh, no - but they told me not to worry about it. I was trying to get it turned off because of all the nasty stuff. But then "Burn Notice" started it's new season. So I'm rather glad.

Okay, I just don't get that. But then given the complaints I've heard of some cable companies, it seems pretty clear they have fired all their tech guys. Maybe they have no one who can come out and figure out how to turn it off.

47 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:09:23pm

Russia rattles sabres in Obama’s direction
By Quentin Peel

[Link: www.ft.com...]

And this Bear is on the prowl again and the New Marshall in town is ha..ha...?

48 Racer X  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:09:33pm

Cool. Start Trek episodes on-line in HD.

Mudd's Women

49 Lynn B.  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:09:46pm
I sure am glad there are none of these things running around the neighborhood at 30 mph any more.

Don't look now, but I think he said 50 mph.

50 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:09:47pm

re: #43 Vinnie

Yes, cavemen will be the death of the GSFB, and they'll do it by clubbing baby Giant Short Faced Bears to death for their fur.

Luckily for them, PETA won't be invented for another 20,000 years. Give or take.

If PETA was around back then, they would have been spinning on the spit next to the GSFB.

51 jaunte  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:10:00pm

That bear reminded me of this scene from Lonesome Dove:

The bull trotted forward another few steps and stopped again. He was no more than thirty or forty yards away from the bear. The bear dropped on all fours, watching the bull. He growled a rough, throaty growl that caused a hundred or so cattle to scatter and run back a short distance. They stopped again to watch. The bull bellowed and slung a string of slobber over his back. He was hot and angry. He pawed the earth again, then lowered his head and charge the bear.

To the amazement of all who saw it, the bear batted the Texas bull aside. He rose on his hind legs again, dealt the bull a swipe with his forepaw that knocked the bull off its feet. The bull was up in a second and charge the bear again--this time it seemed like the bear almost skinned him. He hit the bull on the shoulder and ripped a capelike piece of skin loose on his back, but despite that, the bull managed to drive into the bear and thrust a horn into his flank. The bear roared and dug his teeth into the bull's neck, but the bull was still moving, and soon bear and bull were rolling over and over in the dust, the bull's bellows and the bear's roar so loud that the cattle did panic and begin to run. . . .

. . . the bull and the bear, twisting like cats, had left the creek bank and were moving in the direction of the herd, although the dust the battle was raised was so thick no one could see who have the advantage. It seemed to Call, when he looked, that the bull was being ripped to pieces by the bear's teeth and claws, but at least once the bull knocked the bear backward and got a horn into him again.

"Reckon we ought to shoot?" Augustus said. "Hell, this outfit will run clean back to the Red River if this keeps up."

"If you shoot, you might hit the bull," Call said. "Then we'd have to fight the bear ourselves, and I ain't sure we can stop him. That's a pretty mad bear."


[Link: literarygallimaufry.blogspot.com...]

52 Cathypop  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:10:14pm

re: #48 Racer X

Cool. Start Trek episodes on-line in HD.

Mudd's Women

Harcourt Fenton Mudd

53 Lynn B.  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:11:53pm

re: #49 Lynn B.

Ok, nope. 50 kph. Missed that.

Scary enough.

54 DistantThunder  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:13:57pm

This National GEographic video explains why Ligers are so enormous. It has to do with the growth inhibitor gene or lack of.

55 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:14:28pm

re: #37 Desert Dog

So, what or who is the new powerful rival the giant bear is going to face? Could it be a caveman?

Driving the Giant Short Faced Bear to extinction.

So easy, even a caveman could do it.

56 Cathypop  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:14:29pm

Does anyone remember the movie Prophesy? Made in the 70's with bad acting but the bear in that movie scared the crap out of me.

57 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:14:55pm

50 kph = 50 * 5 miles/8km = 250 / 8 mph = 125/4 mph = 31.5 mph.

Okay. Not gonna get near that one. Evah.

58 opnion  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:15:12pm

I have to give Short Face Bear nhis props, but the scariest Bear ever was Dick Butkus!

59 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:15:15pm

Gonna help the hubby with supper. Later.

60 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:15:20pm

re: #23 Sharmuta

One of the good things about Nat. Geographic is they usually release their programs on DVD.

It looks like these episodes can be viewed online (or will be able to be viewed online).

61 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:17:08pm

re: #49 Lynn B.

Don't look now, but I think he said 50 mph.

50 KPH. 50km/hr*.6 mi/km = 35 MPH

62 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:17:42pm

re: #60 reine.de.tout

It looks like these episodes can be viewed online (or will be able to be viewed online).

Or maybe not, I can't tell. Just short clips available right now.

63 Maximu§  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:18:22pm

Imagine hunting that thing with your 30-06 and only wounding it?

64 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:18:23pm

re: #61 Kosh's Shadow

50 KPH. 50km/hr*.6 mi/km = 35 MPH

PIMF 30 MPH.

65 MJ  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:18:59pm

I guess oral sex among those species of bears was out of the question.

66 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:19:01pm

re: #60 reine.de.tout

It looks like these episodes can be viewed online (or will be able to be viewed online).

That link, if you click on "videos", not only gives you the bear video linked above, but one on whales. Really cool!

67 Killgore Trout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:19:02pm

British teenagers have lower IQs than their counterparts did 30 years ago

Tests carried out in 1980 and again in 2008 show that the IQ score of an average 14-year-old dropped by more than two points over the period.

Among those in the upper half of the intelligence scale, a group that is typically dominated by children from middle class families, performance was even worse, with an average IQ score six points below what it was 28 years ago.

The trend marks an abrupt reversal of the so-called "Flynn effect" which has seen IQ scores rise year on year, among all age groups, in most industrialised countries throughout the past century.

Professor James Flynn, of the University of Otago in New Zealand, the discoverer of the Flynn effect and the author of the latest study, believes the abnormal drop in British teenage IQ could be due to youth culture having "stagnated" or even dumbed down.

68 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:20:06pm

I wonder how yon beastie would fare against the most fearsome Bear of all.

69 Luigi  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:20:19pm

Worse and worse.

Obama has taken the responsibility for the 2010 Census out of the Commerce Department and given it to Rahm Emmanuel. The results of the census are used to draw Congressional districts.

[Link: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com...]

Obama signs legislation that the federal government will only use construction companies that are unionized.

[Link: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com...]

The most alarming thing about all of this is that the media is not covering it. The media has fully retreated into the pro-Obama mode they employed during the campaign.

70 Killgore Trout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:21:05pm

re: #66 Sharmuta

That's great. I don't get the Nat G channel here.

71 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:21:30pm

re: #67 Killgore Trout

British teenagers have lower IQs than their counterparts did 30 years ago

I suspect the enormous increase in 'Asians' in the UK since 1980 could be a reason for the lower scores.

72 Randall Gross  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:22:25pm

They probably couldn't outrun the Grizzlies.

[Link: www.rockyski.ca...]

73 opnion  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:24:07pm

A male & a female bear were terrorizing a small Russian village.
The town hired two profesional hunters, a Hungarian & a Czech to go get them. They went out, but did not come back & the bears continued.
Finally the Russian Army went & killed the Bears & gutted them.
The Commander reported to the Mayor 'Sir I have located the hunters"
The Mayor said, 'By all means tell me Captain."
"Mr Mayor, The Czech is in the male & the Hungarian is in the female."

74 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:24:16pm

re: #63 Maximu§

Imagine hunting that thing with your 30-06 and only wounding it?

That would bounce off. You need a high velocity smaller caliber round. That will penetrate his layer of fat. I used to have a customer that hunted polar bears. He showed me his rifle and the ammunition he used. I think it was something really small, like a 7mm. But, that is the idea, like the .22 caliber high velocity rounds that can penetrate a Kevlar vest. I noticed he had a REALLY good scope on that rifle too. He told me the only time he got near one was when he killed one.

75 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:24:19pm

re: #70 Killgore Trout

It's only clips at this point, but I'm sure NatGeo will eventually release this on DVD.

76 Killgore Trout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:24:35pm

re: #71 NJDhockeyfan

I doubt it. It's a cultural dumbing down. We are probably losing IQ points much faster than they are. Somebody recently linked to a 9th grade history exam from from 1920. It was really hard.

77 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:24:35pm

I have a friend who was driving along on a gravel road at Cold Bay out on the Aleutian Island Chain, and he swore that a grizzly bear was running along pacing his truck at just under 40 MPH for several hundred yards, before the bear got tired. Over the past 40 years here in Alaska, I've heard other various eyewitness reports who stated more-or-less the same thing.

Here are a few interesting bear video links:

Best Grizzly Bear Fight on Video

Walrus Jabs Polar Bear in the Butt

Polar Bear Kills Walrus

Four Polar Bears Battle Over Walrus Carcass

Wild Polar Bears and Chained Dogs Playing

Grizzly-Polar Bear Half-Breed

Brown Bear Kills Deer, Salmon

Wounded Man Clubs Bear to Death With a Stick
[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]
.

78 lostlakehiker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:25:27pm

re: #34 Vinnie

See, this is why we need to stop global warming. So we can bring back the Giant Short Faced Bear.

Of course, they'll eat all the polar bears, but the planet will be saved!


This is why we need to stop global warming:
skies raining ash as temperatures hit a record 117
Not because this particular event is something that could never happen without global warming, but because such events become more common as it gets warmer.

79 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:25:41pm
80 opnion  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:25:43pm

re: #68 USBeast

I wonder how yon beastie would fare against the most fearsome Bear of all.

Beautiful, I just said that earlier & thoroughly agree.

81 jaunte  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:26:07pm

re: #71 NJDhockeyfan

Or, could be chavs, innit.
[Link: www.bebo.com...]

82 brookly red  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:27:11pm

re: #78 lostlakehiker

This is why we need to stop global warming:
skies raining ash as temperatures hit a record 117
Not because this particular event is something that could never happen without global warming, but because such events become more common as it gets warmer.

But it is getting colder?

83 notutopia  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:27:28pm

re: #54 DistantThunder

This National GEographic video explains why Ligers are so enormous. It has to do with the growth inhibitor gene or lack of.



Beautiful cat. But, if it's sterile, d/t it being a hybrid, was the purpose to breed an exclusive cat for the Dr. to sell? This cat eats 25# at a meal. And, if you keep force feeding it with bottled supplements, at what point will it stop growing? It is huge!

84 lostlakehiker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:28:15pm

re: #67 Killgore Trout

Maybe it's not cultural.

85 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:28:22pm

re: #80 opnion

Beautiful, I just said that earlier & thoroughly agree.

Just got home from work and haven't scanned everything yet. Aye, we shall not look on his like again.

86 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:28:30pm

re: #76 Killgore Trout

We have more people entering university than ever before today, but I've heard that quite a few professors in recent years have been complaining about the standard of university entrant they are getting. I think educational standards have definitely dropped by quite a bit.

87 Steffan  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:29:11pm

OT: We might want to take this with a grain or three of salt:

AT age 89, legendary lefty Pete Seeger finally regrets having been a member of the Communist Party. "I thought Stalin was the brave Secretary Stalin and had no idea how cruel a leader he was," the famed folkie tells author Alec Wilkinson in his new Seeger bio, "The Protest Singer," out in May. "I got out in '49, though . . . I should have left much earlier. It was stupid of me not to . . . I didn't realize the danger the world was in."

There's a picture, as well. I have to admit he's aged fairly well, all things considered.

88 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:29:50pm

re: #43 Vinnie

Yes, cavemen will be the death of the GSFB, and they'll do it by clubbing baby Giant Short Faced Bears to death for their fur.

Luckily for them, PETA won't be invented for another 20,000 years. Give or take.

Whenever I hear that "Sea Kittens" nonsense from PETA it reminds me of the "Cowboy BeBop" episode "Ganymede Shuffle" where the crew of the BeBop take on an eco-terrorist organization dedicated to saving the "Ganymede Sea-Rat".


"Young man, are you aware that the Ganymede SeaRat is a kind and intelligent animal?"

89 lostlakehiker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:29:53pm

re: #82 brookly red

But it is getting colder?

It isn't getting colder. What did it used to be in Australia? 120?

90 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:31:12pm
91 opnion  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:31:27pm

re: #67 Killgore Trout

Ever since Yoko broke up thr Beatles, British yoots have been going down hill.

92 Killgore Trout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:32:06pm

re: #86 Jimmah

In America college is pretty much an extension of adolescence.

93 brookly red  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:32:17pm

re: #89 lostlakehiker

It isn't getting colder. What did it used to be in Australia? 120?

so how did you lose your lake anyhow?

94 BignJames  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:32:22pm

re: #78 lostlakehiker

This is why we need to stop global warming:
skies raining ash as temperatures hit a record 117
Not because this particular event is something that could never happen without global warming, but because such events become more common as it gets warmer.


Warmer than when?

95 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:32:54pm

re: #81 jaunte

Or, could be chavs, innit.
[Link: www.bebo.com...]

And their Scottish counterparts, the 'neds'.

96 path  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:33:06pm

OT please - I was just fixing dinner and listening to the Beltway Boys when I heard that Michelle Obama is visiting various government departments and speaking on her opinion of how they are doing and what they should be doing.

Did I miss something? Was Michelle's name on the ballot? I thought her main thing was being her daughter's Mom.

97 Maximu§  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:33:07pm

re: #74 Desert Dog

That would bounce off. You need a high velocity smaller caliber round. That will penetrate his layer of fat. I used to have a customer that hunted polar bears. He showed me his rifle and the ammunition he used. I think it was something really small, like a 7mm. But, that is the idea, like the .22 caliber high velocity rounds that can penetrate a Kevlar vest. I noticed he had a REALLY good scope on that rifle too. He told me the only time he got near one was when he killed one.

True, a 30-06 round would probably just piss it off...and no way I would go for the headshot.

98 opnion  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:34:20pm

re: #85 USBeast

Just got home from work and haven't scanned everything yet. Aye, we shall not look on his like again.

When I was a kid , one of the older guys in the neighborhood got his ass kicked by Dick Butkus. The guy became a celeberty.

99 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:35:14pm

re: #97 Maximu§

True, a 30-06 round would probably just piss it off...and no way I would go for the headshot.

I would not take on that bear with a smaller than this.

100 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:35:32pm

National Geographic Videos and DVD for sale

Back when I still had cable, I was lucky enough to see In the Womb. Totally incredible, and I highly recommend it.

101 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:36:25pm

re: #98 opnion

When I was a kid , one of the older guys in the neighborhood got his ass kicked by Dick Butkus. The guy became a celeberty.

The NFL was full of guys like that.

102 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:36:27pm

re: #100 Sharmuta

National Geographic Videos and DVD for sale

Back when I still had cable, I was lucky enough to see In the Womb. Totally incredible, and I highly recommend it.

I agree, the way they showed development was amazing.

103 opnion  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:37:05pm

re: #101 Nevergiveup

The NFL was full of guys like that.

Dems da days. Da Bears!

104 Cygnus  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:37:11pm

re: #52 Cathypop

Harcourt Fenton Mudd

'I am not programmed to respond in that area.'

105 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:37:11pm

re: #77 Tamron

Oooops! Sorry - My previous linky to BEST BEAR FIGHT ON VIDEO was removed -- sorry. PIMF.

Here is a current, working BEST BEAR FIGHT ON VIDEO link.
.

106 Rexatosis  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:37:14pm

I've encountered Bears a few times over the years while hiking. The basic problem with encountering a Bear (Brown or Black) is that if one doesn't have a large enough caliber gun handy the Bear is at the top of the food chain and by logical extension (and if the Bear is hungry enough) you (the human) becomes food.

I would be very happy never to see another Bear in the wild for the remainder of my days.

107 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:37:34pm

re: #98 opnion

When I was a kid , one of the older guys in the neighborhood got his ass kicked by Dick Butkus. The guy became a celeberty.

Hey, it's Ralph! You know Ralph, the guy that got his ass kicked by Dick Butkus!

108 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:39:43pm

re: #86 Jimmah

We have more people entering university than ever before today, but I've heard that quite a few professors in recent years have been complaining about the standard of university entrant they are getting. I think educational standards have definitely dropped by quite a bit.

i'm taking classes through a local JC, and the writings of my fellow students are almost impossible to read.

unfortunately, the instructors aren't much better. typos, poor sentence structure, ridiculous statements in class...... hell, even the textbook was riddled with errors and typos. they were talking about rain forest destruction and the loss of habitat to primate populations. this was blamed on the first world demand for wood products, and the lumbar companies that supplied them.

yes: "lumbar".......

we're doomed.

109 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:40:37pm

re: #67 Killgore Trout

Professor James Flynn, of the University of Otago in New Zealand, the discoverer of the Flynn effect and the author of the latest study, believes the abnormal drop in British teenage IQ could be due to youth culture having "stagnated" or even dumbed down.

Interesting, I saw/read somewhere that domestic canines were measurably much dumber than their wild cousins - in effect that mental growth in your pet dog stops at early stage puppy development. Has to do with the easy life, lacking in challenge. Hmmmm...

110 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:40:40pm

re: #102 Desert Dog

I agree, the way they showed development was amazing.

I see they have an In the Womb for identical twins. I might have to check that out, as I'm the spawn of one. The genetic issues alone just fascinate me, and have since I was young. Genetically speaking, two of my cousins are also my half-siblings. Fascinating!

111 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:40:55pm

re: #97 Maximu§

True, a 30-06 round would probably just piss it off...and no way I would go for the headshot.

maybe a 90mm RCLR?

112 lostlakehiker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:41:26pm

re: #76 Killgore Trout

I doubt it. It's a cultural dumbing down. We are probably losing IQ points much faster than they are. Somebody recently linked to a 9th grade history exam from from 1920. It was really hard.


The exam was hard because it wasn't hard for the students. In the 1920s, not that many kids went to 9th grade, and those who did were bright and had to study.

But IQ tests are different. You don't study for them. The scores don't much depend on culture: identical twins separated at birth, and raised in radically different cultures, test out very nearly equal in IQ.

If British IQ test scores are going down, it's because the current generation just is not of the same caliber as previous generations.

113 Old Tanker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:41:29pm

"Evolutions ultimate hunter....."

Okay, so where'd he go?

114 Old Tanker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:42:00pm

re: #111 redc1c4

I'm going for .50cal!

115 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:42:14pm

re: #106 Rexatosis

I've encountered Bears a few times over the years while hiking. The basic problem with encountering a Bear (Brown or Black) is that if one doesn't have a large enough caliber gun handy the Bear is at the top of the food chain and by logical extension (and if the Bear is hungry enough) you (the human) becomes food.

I would be very happy never to see another Bear in the wild for the remainder of my days.

Me too. Fear the bear.

116 lostlakehiker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:42:40pm

re: #94 BignJames

Warmer than when?

Warmer than it's ever been since those forests became established. What else? If it had been this hot before, the forests would have long since burned and been replaced by grassland or scrub.

117 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:43:15pm

More on neds.

[Link: www.nedumentary.co.uk...]

118 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:43:15pm

re: #115 The Shadow Do

Me too. Fear the bear.

He is a no good commie bastard!

119 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:43:55pm

re: #108 redc1c4

i'm taking classes through a local JC, and the writings of my fellow students are almost impossible to read.

unfortunately, the instructors aren't much better. typos, poor sentence structure, ridiculous statements in class...... hell, even the textbook was riddled with errors and typos. they were talking about rain forest destruction and the loss of habitat to primate populations. this was blamed on the first world demand for wood products, and the lumbar companies that supplied them.

yes: "lumbar".......

we're doomed.

I've had the chance to read a few resumes for a position at work, and I can tell you that the writing skills of almost all of them are sub-par. It scares me, but then I wonder: how did my parents' generation feel about us?

120 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:44:05pm

re: #113 Old Tanker

"Evolutions ultimate hunter....."

Okay, so where'd he go?

Go look in the mirror, that is "Evolutions ultimate hunter"....you, Mr. Humanoid! Giant bears, giant whatever.....if it tastes good, that is it for them!

121 BignJames  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:44:35pm

re: #116 lostlakehiker

Warmer than it's ever been since those forests became established. What else? If it had been this hot before, the forests would have long since burned and been replaced by grassland or scrub.

So, those forests have been there forever?

122 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:45:50pm

re: #108 redc1c4

I know what you mean. Sometimes I think I'm the only person left who can spell.

123 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:46:36pm

re: #122 Jimmah

I know what you mean. Sometimes I think I'm the only person left who can spell.

You are. Everyone else is depending on Word to do it for them.

124 jaunte  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:46:51pm

re: #122 Jimmah

Wot? U tew?

125 Old Tanker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:47:28pm

re: #120 Desert Dog

Go look in the mirror, that is "Evolutions ultimate hunter"....you, Mr. Humanoid! Giant bears, giant whatever.....if it tastes good, that is it for them!

It was a rhetorical question of course ;-) It was interesting to see a comparison (history channel) between us (homo sapien) and the neanderthal and how we could adapt so much better than they (and why we eventually won out)

126 notutopia  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:48:17pm

re: #106 Rexatosis

I've encountered Bears a few times over the years while hiking. The basic problem with encountering a Bear (Brown or Black) is that if one doesn't have a large enough caliber gun handy the Bear is at the top of the food chain and by logical extension (and if the Bear is hungry enough) you (the human) becomes food.

I would be very happy never to see another Bear in the wild for the remainder of my days.

I stay out of THEIR terrain. I am the visitor to THEIR environment. Here is a story and pictures of a man who nearly became the meal for this grisly bear.
[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]

127 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:48:24pm

re: #123 vxbush

You are. Everyone else is depending on Word to do it for them.

Not me.
Particularly since a woman where I used to work typed a letter for her boss, congratulating a new official on "his recent erection".
Spell check was just fine with it.

128 jorline  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:48:37pm

re: #1 logboy

A direct ancestor of Nancy Pelosi.

Nah, that would mean the bear would have been tight faced, not short.

129 FrogMarch  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:49:06pm

Stimulus fraud update: The Clinton Stimulus bill failed - and it was only $30 billion.
Oh How did we manage to survive?

130 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:49:46pm

re: #127 reine.de.tout

Not me.
Particularly since a woman where I used to work typed a letter for her boss, congratulating a new official on "his recent erection".
Spell check was just fine with it.

I should also point out that the letter got mailed.

131 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:49:53pm

It's times like this I wish cable networks allowed people to purchase a stream of their programing at a one time cost. I would pay to see this, but not at the expense of paying for programing I'm not going to watch, which is why I cut cable TV from my budget.

I hope in the future more networks will get hip with on-demand via the internet. I think it's an idea whose time has come.

132 jorline  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:50:05pm

Riene

133 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:50:20pm

re: #130 reine.de.tout

OMG! LOL

134 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:50:24pm

re: #132 jorline

Riene

YES

135 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:50:27pm

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his...er.....uh.....

136 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:50:44pm

re: #119 vxbush

I've had the chance to read a few resumes for a position at work, and I can tell you that the writing skills of almost all of them are sub-par. It scares me, but then I wonder: how did my parents' generation feel about us?

I grew up on reading books from the 1920's. They were a lot harder than Dick and Jane, but I learned. And I learned to appreciate the written word.
No, I'm not that old; an aunt was a teacher and got the books when they were being thrown out.

Too many people today learned by hearing - TV, movies, etc. They can't spell because they have not seen the words enough to remember them.

I teach online, and there were some people who never should have been accepted. I try to keep them to some reasonable standards.

137 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:50:45pm

re: #114 Old Tanker

I'm going for .50cal!

The weapon selection aspect of this reminds me of the old joke about what is different about exhibits labeling at Louisiana zoos? You see the common name, the latin name ...and the recipe!

138 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:51:28pm

re: #114 Old Tanker

I'm going for .50cal!


Yeah, get yourself a .50 cal with a steel buttplate. Then when the bear gets right up next to you, put the butt against his head and pull the trigger.

Heh.
.

139 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:51:31pm

re: #118 Nevergiveup

He is a no good commie bastard!

LOL

140 jorline  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:51:44pm

re: #134 reine.de.tout

YES

Just sending you a big shout out...how are you?

141 Dar ul Harbarian  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:52:00pm

Jerk


The Association of Building Contractors, which represents 25,000 businesses around the country, condemned an executive order signed by Obama that restricts bidding on federally funded construction projects to union-controlled businesses.

142 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:52:00pm

re: #135 Desert Dog

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his...er.....uh.....

His prescription drug needs?

143 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:52:20pm

re: #127 reine.de.tout

Owed to a spell checker

144 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:52:22pm

re: #127 reine.de.tout

Not me.
Particularly since a woman where I used to work typed a letter for her boss, congratulating a new official on "his recent erection".
Spell check was just fine with it.

that's one of the problems: if you don't know what the proper word is, spell check isn't much help.

145 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:52:49pm

re: #124 jaunte

Wot? U tew?

Yeah - 2 many ppl hav no respec 4 lan..g... talking proper n stuff.

146 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:53:13pm

re: #125 Old Tanker

It was a rhetorical question of course ;-) It was interesting to see a comparison (history channel) between us (homo sapien) and the neanderthal and how we could adapt so much better than they (and why we eventually won out)

Our great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandpa's were the ones not eaten by the giant bear. They killed him, ate him, and made a cool winter outfit for his family out of him. The slower cavemen did not pass on their genes....natural selection on display!

147 faraway  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:53:32pm

Socialism Alert:

This Porkus Maximus Map by State seems to show they are trying to turn red states into blue ones.

148 path  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:53:57pm

re: #144 redc1c4

that's one of the problems: if you don't know what the proper word is, spell check isn't much help.

As a "Kelly Girl" I worked for the president of a bank who didn't know the difference between cite, site and sight. Your secretary can make you look very good or very bad.

149 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:54:05pm

re: #141 Dar ul Harbarian

Probably half of my work is through AoBC members. This'll screw me good.

150 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:54:08pm

re: #136 Kosh's Shadow

I grew up on reading books from the 1920's. They were a lot harder than Dick and Jane, but I learned. And I learned to appreciate the written word.
No, I'm not that old; an aunt was a teacher and got the books when they were being thrown out.

Too many people today learned by hearing - TV, movies, etc. They can't spell because they have not seen the words enough to remember them.

I teach online, and there were some people who never should have been accepted. I try to keep them to some reasonable standards.

Yes, but I knew an HR director whose undergraduate degree was English, and her writing was horrific. And she freely admitted it.

I grew up reading the encyclopedia. I had no cable and no one to play with. Let's just say that went over as well as a lead balloon at school.

151 brookly red  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:55:05pm

re: #147 faraway

well at least that means that we are still going to have elections/

152 rain of lead  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:55:10pm

holy crap!
have you guys seen this!
Obama signs executive order allowing palestinians loyal to hamas to resettle in the U.S. jeez, this is like a 5 mile trainwreck on steroids

153 jorline  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:55:18pm

bbl

The kids are at sleepovers tonight, just me and the wife...off to dinner.

154 Throbert McGee  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:55:22pm

re: #87 Steffan

OT: We might want to take this with a grain or three of salt:

AT age 89, legendary lefty Pete Seeger finally regrets having been a member of the Communist Party. "I thought Stalin was the brave Secretary Stalin and had no idea how cruel a leader he was... I got out in '49, though... I should have left much earlier. It was stupid of me not to... I didn't realize the danger the world was in."


Wait, why was Seeger pissed off at Stalin in 1949? This was much too late for Seeger to have been outraged by Stalin's pact with Hitler, but Khrushchev's famous speech against Stalin wasn't till 1956.

Was Seeger just paying closer attention than most lefties to the post-WWII Sovietization of Eastern Europe? Or has he conveniently edited his own memories -- and the timing of his departure from the CPUSA -- to make it seem as though he was more prescient than everyone else?

155 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:55:49pm

re: #146 Desert Dog

Our great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandpa's were the ones not eaten by the giant bear. They killed him, ate him, and made a cool winter outfit for his family out of him. The slower cavemen did not pass on their genes....natural selection on display!

To the bear, people taste like ....Neandrathal!

156 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:56:26pm

Old joke

Two guy were in the forest when they saw a giant grizzly bear running directly towards them.

The first guy dropped down, pulled a pair of Nike's out of his pack and started putting them on.

The second guy said, "What are you doing? You cannot out run that bear!"

The first guyssaid, "I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to out run YOU"

157 ladycatnip  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:56:31pm

#108 redc1c4

i'm taking classes through a local JC, and the writings of my fellow students are almost impossible to read.

unfortunately, the instructors aren't much better. typos, poor sentence structure, ridiculous statements in class...... hell, even the textbook was riddled with errors and typos. they were talking about rain forest destruction and the loss of habitat to primate populations. this was blamed on the first world demand for wood products, and the lumbar companies that supplied them.

yes: "lumbar".......

we're doomed.

Hmmm, could this be a devolution of intelligence within the human species? I inherited boxes of rare and old books from my grandmother, some were her school books from the late 1800's and early 1900's. Her sixth grade math book was well beyond our current high school level.

Amusement (meaning without thinking) is certainly part of the problem.

158 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:56:38pm

good Evening lizards!
How is everyone tonight?

159 faraway  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:56:48pm

re: #151 brookly red

well at least that means that we are still going to have elections/

Saddam used to have elections also. 99% voted for him.

160 Cygnus  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:57:11pm

re: #128 jorline

Nah, that would mean the bear would have been tight faced, not short.

And blinking a lot.

161 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:57:16pm

Interesting piece via the superbly named "Drink Soaked Trotskyite Popinjays For War" blog -

[Link: drinksoakedtrotsforwar.com...]

162 Throbert McGee  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:57:54pm

"If you ask me, the truly scary bears are the ones who refuse to shave their backs!"

/Sully

163 Cygnus  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:58:16pm

re: #151 brookly red

well at least that means that we are still going to have elections/

Nucking futs.

164 Attaboid  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:58:25pm

*crap in the woods*

165 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:58:32pm

re: #159 faraway

Saddam used to have elections also. 99% voted for him.

There was lots of "hanging" during the elections too, but not one "hanging" chad.

166 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:58:42pm

India wants Pakistan declared terror state
Published: 02.07.09, 23:53 / Israel News
India on Saturday said the international community should consider declaring Pakistan a terrorist state in light of the latter's release of the scientist who sold nuclear secrets around the globe.

"It is time for the international community to think whether to declare Pakistan a terrorist country," Manish Tewari, the ruling Congress party spokesman said in New Delhi, in reference to the end of Pakistani nuclear scientist Abdul Qadeer Khan's house arrest. (Reuters)

OK with me.

167 faraway  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:58:55pm

re: #155 The Shadow Do

To the bear, people taste like ....Neandrathal!

Nah, probably more like chicken.

168 ryannon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:59:15pm

Bears have sure gotten smaller in 6,000 years. Sort of like compact cars now.

Is that what's called Intelligent Design?

169 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 3:59:41pm

re: #166 Nevergiveup

India wants Pakistan declared terror state
Published: 02.07.09, 23:53 / Israel News
India on Saturday said the international community should consider declaring Pakistan a terrorist state in light of the latter's release of the scientist who sold nuclear secrets around the globe.

"It is time for the international community to think whether to declare Pakistan a terrorist country," Manish Tewari, the ruling Congress party spokesman said in New Delhi, in reference to the end of Pakistani nuclear scientist Abdul Qadeer Khan's house arrest. (Reuters)

OK with me.

If the shoe fits.....

170 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:00:35pm

re: #169 Desert Dog

If the shoe fits.....

Then don't throw it at anyone?

171 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:01:05pm

re: #166 Nevergiveup

Sounds good.
Pakistan had their chance to join the ranks of responsible nations, and they blew it.

172 Desert Dog  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:01:10pm

re: #170 Nevergiveup

Then don't throw it at anyone?

We should be flying B-52's over parts of Pakistan, launching shoe after shoe

173 faraway  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:01:36pm

re: #168 ryannon

Bears have sure gotten smaller in 6,000 years. Sort of like compact cars now.

Is that what's called Intelligent Design?

Might want to study this. Only takes 30 years.

[Link: news.nationalgeographic.com...]

174 Old Tanker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:01:46pm

re: #138 Tamron

Yeah, get yourself a .50 cal with a steel buttplate. Then when the bear gets right up next to you, put the butt against his head and pull the trigger.

Heh.
.

I think I'll point the other end at him!

175 brookly red  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:02:12pm

re: #152 rain of lead

holy crap!
have you guys seen this!
Obama signs executive order allowing palestinians loyal to hamas to resettle in the U.S. jeez, this is like a 5 mile trainwreck on steroids

Satire?

176 Old Tanker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:02:38pm

re: #174 Old Tanker

Yeah, get yourself a .50 cal with a steel buttplate. Then when the bear gets right up next to you, put the butt against his head and pull the trigger.

Heh.

I think I'll point the other end at him!

It works from further away!

177 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:02:44pm

re: #175 brookly red

Satire?

Tragedy!

178 stevieray  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:03:55pm

re: #131 Sharmuta

They have quite a few on-line videos at their homepage.

179 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:04:06pm

re: #152 rain of lead

holy crap!
have you guys seen this!
Obama signs executive order allowing palestinians loyal to hamas to resettle in the U.S. jeez, this is like a 5 mile trainwreck on steroids

No. Thanks.

What swell news. We're...movin' right along.

180 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:04:11pm

re: #177 Nevergiveup

Tragedy!

Read the article; apparently Bush did the same thing in 2007?

181 brookly red  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:04:14pm

re: #177 Nevergiveup

Tragedy!

so this is real?

182 FrogMarch  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:04:21pm

re: #152 rain of lead

holy crap!
have you guys seen this!
Obama signs executive order allowing palestinians loyal to hamas to resettle in the U.S. jeez, this is like a 5 mile trainwreck on steroids

WTF?

183 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:04:39pm
184 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:05:08pm

re: #175 brookly red

Nope. Not by the looks of the links in the story.

A bit of exaggeration maybe (it's cash for re-settling refugees in a sort of general sense), but not satire.

185 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:05:13pm

re: #180 vxbush

Read the article; apparently Bush did the same thing in 2007?

Double tragedy!

186 rain of lead  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:05:38pm

re: #175 brookly red

did you read the article?
Obama is spendind over 20 million $ to relocate palestinians to the U.S.
I ain't laffin :(

187 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:06:56pm

re: #185 Nevergiveup

But, under Bush the money wouldn't have been controlled by people who actively wanted to bring Hamas terrorists to the U.S.
Under Obama, who knows?

188 faraway  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:07:40pm

So you say you would never ban a book? How about this one?

I say ban it. Burn it.

189 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:08:22pm

re: #98 opnion

When I was a kid , one of the older guys in the neighborhood got his ass kicked by Dick Butkus. The guy became a celeberty.

I'm sure the guy had it coming...the asskicking that is.

190 Catttt  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:08:26pm

OT

The next four years are imho going to be a series of "oh my God, George" Sandy Dennis The Out Of Towners moments for many people who voted for the O. Many people might even want to move back to Ohio Bush.

191 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:08:39pm

re: #188 faraway

So you say you would never ban a book? How about this one?

I say ban it. Burn it.

Piss on it.

192 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:09:30pm

re: #183 NJDhockeyfan

Senate To Give Limited Money From Stimulus To Casinos In Nevada

That's got "Dingy Harry's" pawprints all over it...

193 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:10:05pm

re: #188 faraway

So you say you would never ban a book? How about this one?

I say ban it. Burn it.

No, just print it on very soft paper.

194 debutaunt  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:10:49pm

re: #100 Sharmuta

National Geographic Videos and DVD for sale

Back when I still had cable, I was lucky enough to see In the Womb. Totally incredible, and I highly recommend it.

The DVD is also available on Netflix.

195 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:11:05pm

American black bears are unwanted house guests:

196 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:11:09pm

re: #194 debutaunt

Sweet!

197 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:11:16pm

re: #152 rain of lead

holy crap!
have you guys seen this!
Obama signs executive order allowing palestinians loyal to hamas to resettle in the U.S. jeez, this is like a 5 mile trainwreck on steroids

I'd better get some guns.

198 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:12:07pm

re: #194 debutaunt

It's also at youtube!

199 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:12:40pm

re: #99 Desert Dog

I would not take on that bear with a smaller than this.

Just a tad into overkill there, ain'tcha Dog?

200 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:12:46pm

re: #191 Nevergiveup

If only he'd have been convicted, he might be subject to one of those "no making a profit off of your crime" laws.
Alas, in this case there's nothing we can do.

201 Charles Johnson  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:12:52pm

re: #152 rain of lead

holy crap!
have you guys seen this!
Obama signs executive order allowing palestinians loyal to hamas to resettle in the U.S. jeez, this is like a 5 mile trainwreck on steroids

This story apparently originates with Paul L. Williams, who has some major credibility problems:

Williams is currently being sued by McMaster University for upwards of $2-Million, as a result of his claims that Islamic terrorists managed to steal 180lbs of unspecified nuclear material from the McMaster Nuclear Reactor. The University has extracted an apology from the publisher of Dunces of Doomsday, WND Books/Cumberland House Publishing, who now say that statements made in Williams' book about the theft are "without basis in fact." Williams himself is standing behind his claims.

The Canadian Nuclear Safety Commission, which regulates all radioactive material in Canada, have released a letter stating that "We can confirm that there has never been a report of any nuclear material that has been lost or stolen from McMaster's reactor".

There may be a grain of truth in it, but I'm getting a strong smell of scare-mongering from that story.

202 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:14:10pm

OT: anyone seen Mel Lono today?

203 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:14:10pm

re: #190 Catttt

OT

The next four years are imho going to be a series of "oh my God, George" Sandy Dennis The Out Of Towners moments for many people who voted for the O. Many people might even want to move back to Ohio Bush.

'cept that was funny (really funny). This incremental insanity is sure to end badly.

/love that movie, not sure who was better, Sandy or Jack Lemmon?

204 Wishing  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:15:08pm

re: #201 Charles

here is from from Obama's pesident website: Link

205 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:15:11pm

Paul Williams...wasn't he that guy back during the 70's that looked like a cross between a bullfrog and John Denver?

206 Wishing  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:16:13pm

Man o man, he is inviting them HERE?

207 Occasional Reader  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:16:34pm

The good thing about these giant prehistoric bears is that they helped in the development of human language. Specifically, the invention of adjectives. Cro-Magnons learned to say things to each other like:

He was a hairy bear
He was a scary bear
We beat a hasty retreat from there

The invention of adjectives was crucial in the (much) later development of democracy, and our ability to introduce just a bill, only a bill, sitting there on Capitol Hill.

208 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:17:02pm

re: #206 Wishing

Man o man, he is inviting them HERE?

Well were do you think the Gitmo kiddies are coming to?

209 faraway  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:17:10pm

[Link: edocket.access.gpo.gov...]

$20 million for "humanitarian needs of Palestinian refugees and conflict victims in Gaza"

210 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:17:13pm

re: #204 Wishing

here is from from Obama's pesident website: Link

That just says that we're giving them tax dollars (bad enough) not that they are going to be allowed to come to the US.

211 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:18:03pm

re: #201 Charles

The guy who posted it might have credibility issues, but the White House itself issued this document (in part).

"By the authority vested in me by the Constitution and
the laws of the United States, including section
2(c)(1) of the Migration and Refugee Assistance Act of
1962 (the ``Act''), as amended (22 U.S.C. 2601), I
hereby determine, pursuant to section 2(c)(1) of the
Act, that it is important to the national interest to
furnish assistance under the Act in an amount not to
exceed $20.3 million from the United States Emergency
Refugee and Migration Assistance Fund for the purpose
of meeting unexpected and urgent refugee and migration
needs, including by contributions to international,
governmental, and nongovernmental organizations and
payment of administrative expenses of Bureau of
Population, Refugees, and Migration of the Department
of State, related to humanitarian needs of Palestinian
refugees and conflict victims in Gaza.

While the guy might be trying to stir up trouble with hyperbole, I have few doubts that if Rice or some of the other pro-Palis in the Admin. get their mitts on this program the level of funding will be irrelevant. The floodgates will open.

212 Charles Johnson  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:18:20pm

This is what Williams wrote:

The "presidential determination" which allows hundreds of thousands of Palestinians with ties to Hamas to resettle in the United States was signed on January 27 and appeared in the Federal Register on February 4.

And the order on the White House website does not say anything like this. I urge caution with this story. It's being deliberately distorted, and it's setting off my BS detector.

213 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:18:33pm

re: #201 Charles

Yes, but if you go to the Federal Register at the page listed here, you see this:

Presidential Determination No. 2009–15 of January 27, 2009

Unexpected Urgent Refugee and Migration Needs Related To
Gaza
Memorandum for the Secretary of State

By the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, including section 2(c)(1) of the Migration and Refugee Assistance Act of 1962 (the ‘‘Act’’), as amended (22 U.S.C. 2601), I hereby determine, pursuant to section 2(c)(1) of the Act, that it is important to the national interest to furnish assistance under the Act in an amount not to exceed $20.3 million from the United States Emergency Refugee and
Migration Assistance Fund for the purpose of meeting unexpected and urgent refugee and migration needs, including by contributions to international, governmental, and nongovernmental organizations and payment of administrative
expenses of Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration of the Department of State, related to humanitarian needs of Palestinian refugees and conflict victims in Gaza.
You are authorized and directed to publish this memorandum in the Federal Register.

[signature]

THE WHITE HOUSE,
Washington, January 27, 2009

214 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:18:37pm

re: #174 Old Tanker

I think I'll point the other end at him!


Seems to me, either end will do the trick. CHECK THIS OUT.

LOL!
.

215 faraway  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:18:42pm

re: #207 Occasional Reader

That is a smelly Socialist pork filled bear.

216 rain of lead  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:19:04pm

re: #201 Charles

ok, but does that mean that THIS story is is bogus?
did BO sign an EO that will allow thousands of hamas suporters into this country?

217 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:20:12pm

re: #212 Charles

This is what Williams wrote:

And the order on the White House website does not say anything like this. I urge caution with this story. It's being deliberately distorted, and it's setting off my BS detector.

I see your point that no numbers have been listed as to how many may migrate, but migration is listed specifically. However, I noted earlier that Bush also signed a similar type of document (I have no direct reference to it, though).

218 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:20:18pm

re: #215 faraway

That is a smelly Socialist pork filled bear.

I am henceforth referring to the stimulus bill as The Great Leap Porkward.

219 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:21:11pm

Good evening! That didn't look like Pooh Bear!

220 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:21:35pm

re: #219 ArmyWife

Good evening! That didn't look like Pooh Bear!

But I'll bet it made Big Bear Poohs.

221 ryannon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:21:43pm

re: #100 Sharmuta

National Geographic Videos and DVD for sale

Back when I still had cable, I was lucky enough to see In the Womb. Totally incredible, and I highly recommend it.

That's quite remarkable.

How's your visual acuity now that you no longer have cable?

222 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:21:52pm

Youtube also has Journey to the Edge of the Universe. Looks awesome.

223 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:22:26pm

re: #219 ArmyWife

Good evening! That didn't look like Pooh Bear!

You might Pooh if you ran into it.

224 faraway  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:22:35pm

Before we evolved into 'post-racial' bears, we had Sharpton bears. There are still a few sightings occasionally.

225 Scion9  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:23:02pm

re: #216 rain of lead

ok, but does that mean that THIS story is is bogus?
did BO sign an EO that will allow thousands of hamas suporters into this country?

What is barring them from the country now? Obama doesn't need to 'allow' anything because there is no bar from Palestinians to travel and work in the US. The only thing that is going to keep them out of the country is a lack of jobs and hence a lack of visas. I don't see anything that shows him issuing visas without employment or any circumvention of normal immigration channels.

Supporting Hamas or being Arab or Palestinian isn't a tangible factor in restricting travel at the moment, unless they are known criminals.

226 Catttt  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:23:21pm

re: #203 The Shadow Do

I think I'd give them equal marks - they made a great team.

227 rain of lead  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:23:30pm

re: #213 vxbush

two words jump out at me
"migration assistance"

228 Rexatosis  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:24:30pm

Re: #126 Notutopia

The 1st time I encountered a Bear was in Yellowstone. I was just out of college bouncing around the lower 48. I dutifully checked the "bear zone" map at the ranger station then picked a hike that did not cross into the Bears' zone. Of course when a large Grizzley ambled across the trail a mere 100 feet ahead of me I came to the realization that Bears do not read maps, do not care what areas the puny humans (those without guns or other impliments of the hunt) have determined to be "bear habitat" or "non-bear habitat." Two other times I have encountered Bears entering my camp looking for food, they found none(far too many campers are slobs attracting Bears to the campgrounds). The final encounter was this year when I hiked a very popular trail that has had very few Bear encounters, but low and behold a 400+ lb Black Bear decided that day it was his trail and I was not about to disagree with him. Never have gone looking for Bears never will, just a hazard of a serious hiking jones for the past 30+ years. Actually the big kitties scare me more, if you see a mountain lion in the wild you probably are already its din-din.

229 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:25:23pm

re: #225 Scion9

The idea is that a U.S. agency would pay for/facilitate the migration of Palestinians to the U.S. When the Gov't. is flying the plane and picking up the tab, the Gov't. red tape magically disappears.

230 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:25:31pm

re: #225 Scion9

What is barring them from the country now? Obama doesn't need to 'allow' anything because there is no bar from Palestinians to travel and work in the US. The only thing that is going to keep them out of the country is a lack of jobs and hence a lack of visas. I don't see anything that shows him issuing visas without employment or any circumvention of normal immigration channels.

Supporting Hamas or being Arab or Palestinian isn't a tangible factor in restricting travel at the moment, unless they are known criminals.

What he's doing is this expanding an existing act to provide assistance via NGOs because "it is important to the national interest to furnish assistance" to "Palestinian refugees and conflict victims in Gaza."

Why is this in the national interest?

231 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:25:50pm

re: #227 rain of lead

two words jump out at me
"migration assistance"

I think migration assistance is a great idea...but only half way. Swimming lessons are not mentioned.

232 Nevergiveup  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:25:53pm

Likud MK Erdan: Livni currying favor with Arabs
(23:04 , 02.07.09)
Shas leader: Whoever supports Yisrael Beiteinu supports Satan
(22:24 , 02.07.09)
Lieberman: We are for religion, against lunacy
(21:59 , 02.07.09)
Shas MK: Labor, Meretz, Lieberman, and Kadima aim to uproot Torah
(21:49 , 02.07.09)

Nothing beats an Israeli Election for really getting down in the mud!

233 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:25:58pm

re: #222 Sharmuta

Thanks no moon- it's a space station.

/Oh, wait...

234 pink freud  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:26:01pm

From Wizbang:

And what does the US Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration of the Department of State do?

"The State Department's Bureau of Population, Refugees and Migration (PRM) provides aid and sustainable solutions for refugees, victims of conflict and stateless people around the world, through repatriation, local integration, and resettlement in the United States. "

235 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:26:35pm

re: #233 Sharmuta

Grr- Thanks = That's. (That's a clue, Shar)

236 faraway  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:26:35pm

re: #228 Rexatosis

I came to the realization that Bears do not read maps

Quote of the day

237 Occasional Reader  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:26:54pm

re: #228 Rexatosis

Never have gone looking for Bears never will, just a hazard of a serious hiking jones for the past 30+ years. Actually the big kitties scare me more, if you see a mountain lion in the wild you probably are already its din-din.

Do you arm yourself for these hikes? Seems like something nice in .454 Casull might be a good piece of equipment to bring along, just in case.

239 Old Tanker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:27:18pm

re: #214 Tamron

Seems to me, either end will do the trick. CHECK THIS OUT.

LOL!
.

This would be why the semi in this caliber would be a good choice! My .50 doesn't quite buck like that!

240 Occasional Reader  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:27:47pm

re: #236 faraway

Quote of the day

Well, duh, they use GPS.

241 debutaunt  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:29:27pm

re: #228 Rexatosis

You are so overloaded with Yogi Bear pheromones.

242 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:29:27pm

re: #240 Occasional Reader

Mr. ArmyWife is from Vermont. There are "Moose Crossing" signs on what passes as major roadways in the state. He had both of my girls totally convinced that Meese will only cross at the signs for safety reasons.

243 Occasional Reader  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:30:25pm

re: #242 ArmyWife

Mr. ArmyWife is from Vermont. There are "Moose Crossing" signs on what passes as major roadways in the state. He had both of my girls totally convinced that Meese will only cross at the signs for safety reasons.

There's nothing worse then jaywalking meese!

244 Tigger2005  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:30:44pm

Ah other day of sitting around, marking time until the whole world really goes to hell. I suppose I should be doing something to try to stop it but it's kinda like standing on the beach trying to stop the tide. Just when you think you've found an ally he or she turns out to be a white supremacist or a anti-science creationist. So-called Republicans abandon fiscal conservatism at the drop of a hat. The pool of truly rational people in the Western world has become vanishingly small. Everything is rapidly reaching the point of no return (actually I think we're well past it).

Stock up on drugs, smokes, booze, canned goods, and ammo and await the onrushing apocalypse!

245 mikalm  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:31:39pm

After seeing the clip of that terrifying creature, I'm going to go hug my teddy bear.

246 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:32:10pm

re: #242 ArmyWife

Mr. ArmyWife is from Vermont. There are "Moose Crossing" signs on what passes as major roadways in the state. He had both of my girls totally convinced that Meese will only cross at the signs for safety reasons.

I suppose that includes former Cabinet members, too.

/

247 mikeymom  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:34:36pm

re: #243 Occasional Reader

There's nothing worse then jaywalking meese!

in estes park, co, near rocky mt nat park--the elk are all over town--they are now culling the herds--two a day-donating the meat to food banks--darn i'd like some elk steaks myself

248 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:35:06pm

re: #237 Occasional Reader

Do you arm yourself for these hikes? Seems like something nice in .454 Casull might be a good piece of equipment to bring along, just in case.

packing in National Parks & Forests is pretty much verboten, since guns are dangerous.

249 Rexatosis  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:36:42pm

re: #237 Occasional Reader

No guns, just camera equipment. Most of the big hikes I do are in National and State Parks that do not allow firearms (I avoid the hunting sections of state parks--the hunters are hunting, I'm hiking and shooting film--no need to scare away the game or get accidentally shot).

250 Occasional Reader  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:36:59pm

re: #248 redc1c4

packing in National Parks & Forests is pretty much verboten, since guns are dangerous.

Ah, silly me, of course.

Hopefully those non-map-reading bears can't read the "Gun Free Zone" signs, either!

251 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:37:08pm

re: #241 debutaunt

You are so overloaded with Yogi Bear pheromones.

could be...I would never take that chance in grizzly land...they do not behave like black bears and they will kill you....if I was alone I'd certainly be armed

252 Sharmuta  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:37:10pm

Before I go- I hope some of you will check out that NatGeo youtube link on the Universe. One of my favorite classes while in college was an astronomy class on the Solar System. Our planetary neighbors are themselves quite fascinating. As the video says, Venus, our sister planet, is the sister from hell. Quite true.

Hope someone enjoys the show as much as I am.

253 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:37:29pm

re: #247 mikeymom

in estes park, co, near rocky mt nat park--the elk are all over town--they are now culling the herds--two a day-donating the meat to food banks--darn i'd like some elk steaks myself

Hey now! My old man was an Elk and a Moose and (on some days) an Odd Fellow.

254 Occasional Reader  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:37:59pm

re: #249 Rexatosis

re: #237 Occasional Reader

No guns, just camera equipment. Most of the big hikes I do are in National and State Parks that do not allow firearms (I avoid the hunting sections of state parks--the hunters are hunting, I'm hiking and shooting film--no need to scare away the game or get accidentally shot).

How about bear spray?

255 mikeymom  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:38:44pm

re: #237 Occasional Reader

my ex-neighbor was a real hunter-mt man--he once told me he was hunting--the hairs on his neck rose--turned and shot a mt lion that was in mid leap--scary stuff- of course, the cat lover that i was said--aww-poor kitty--gagy just glared at me-lolol

256 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:38:49pm

FYI: The funds mentioned above are apparently managed through the Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration within the State department.

257 ciaospirit  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:38:58pm

re: #238 FrogMarch

“This monstrosity of a bill, and the assumptions underlying it (e.g., ‘Politicians are wiser than non-politicians,’ ‘Citizens don’t own what they earn,’ etc.), are making me consider joining the Republican Party.”

how odd.

This Harvard guy must have tenure.

Plus, from Harvard economist Robert Barro, interviewed in The Atlantic: “This is probably the worst bill that has been put forward since the 1930s.”
258 Natasha  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:39:12pm

re: #223 USBeast

You might Pooh if you ran into it.

That was one scary beast! What the heck would a puny human use to defend against such a thing? It looks like if you shoot it square in the head, you will just piss it off more.

259 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:39:25pm

re: #213 vxbush

Here's the relevant provision of the statute:

(c) United States Emergency Refugee and Migration Assistance Fund;
appropriations
(1) Whenever the President determines it to be important to the
national interest he is authorized to furnish on such terms and
conditions as he may determine assistance under this chapter for
the purpose of meeting unexpected urgent refugee and migration
needs.

The "Palestinians" of Gaza and the West Bank aren't refugees, nor are they migrating (a "cause" I would be glad to donate to). Whoever shined the spotlight on this deserves a great big hat tip.

260 3 wood  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:40:32pm

Something tells me Biden does not understand how foreign policy works:

Biden’s ‘Bad News:’ Allies Need to Shoulder Burdens

Feb. 7 (Bloomberg) -- Vice President Joe Biden delivered “bad news” to European leaders eager for a fresh start in trans-Atlantic relations, saying the U.S. expects them to shoulder heavier burdens in fighting threats from terrorism to economic instability.

In the keynote speech at the annual Munich Security Conference today, Biden pledged a “new tone” in U.S. dealings with friend and foe alike, promising cooperation to stabilize Afghanistan, renew the Middle East peace process, fight climate change and revive the world economy.

“America will do more: that’s the good news,” Biden told an audience including German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Nicolas Sarkozy. “The bad news is America will ask for more from our partners as well.”

My gosh, Plugs is in a world of his own. The world looks to the US to lead, not be begging them for help.

Rather than holding your friends close and your enemies closer, this goof Biden just told the whole world that this administration is scared to be in charge. "Please help me", they say.

Good luck with that.

261 Occasional Reader  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:40:38pm

re: #258 Natasha

That was one scary beast! What the heck would a puny human use to defend against such a thing? It looks like if you shoot it square in the head, you will just piss it off more.

You need to defeat it with superior human intelligence, not brute force. Send it exploding fake Candygrams; that sort of thing.

262 debutaunt  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:40:43pm

re: #254 Occasional Reader

How about bear spray?

I'd go all out and spring for the more expensive no-bear spray.

263 itellu3times  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:41:17pm

There is apparently some doubt that this big bear was a bully.

Anyway, humans arrived, with their insatiable need for large rugs, and that was that.

264 Natasha  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:41:21pm

re: #258 Natasha

That was one scary beast! What the heck would a puny human use to defend against such a thing? It looks like if you shoot it square in the head, you will just piss it off more.

Glad those things aren't running around any more. It may be fascinating from an evolutionary standpoint, but it is a relief the damn things are gone.

265 Occasional Reader  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:41:48pm

re: #259 David Simon

The "Palestinians" of Gaza and the West Bank aren't refugees

Why, of course they are. That's why they get a whole UN agency dedicated to their "refugee" status. Didn't you get the memo?

266 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:41:48pm

re: #251 albusteve

could be...I would never take that chance in grizzly land...they do not behave like black bears and they will kill you....if I was alone I'd certainly be armed

Nothing benign about black bears. Trust me on this.

267 mikeymom  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:41:50pm

re: #253 USBeast

Hey now! My old man was an Elk and a Moose and (on some days) an Odd Fellow.

lol that brings back memories--my hubys uncle was once installed as the grand poobah of the local elks chapter--the whole italian family HAD to attend--one cousin went around all night asking--are you a moose? hilarious at the time-guess you had to me there

268 Taqyia2Me  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:42:16pm

Mass Palestinian Migration Into the US and bears, oh my!

269 jaunte  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:42:17pm

re: #260 3 wood

"America will ask for more from our partners as well."

Sounds like his Senatorial training coming out.

270 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:42:29pm

re: #249 Rexatosis

re: #237 Occasional Reader

No guns, just camera equipment. Most of the big hikes I do are in National and State Parks that do not allow firearms (I avoid the hunting sections of state parks--the hunters are hunting, I'm hiking and shooting film--no need to scare away the game or get accidentally shot).


do not point the gun at yourself when you pull the trigger and that will never happen...jus sayin

271 debutaunt  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:42:39pm

re: #266 The Shadow Do

Nothing benign about black bears. Trust me on this.

Bearist!

272 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:42:51pm

re: #256 vxbush

FYI: The funds mentioned above are apparently managed through the Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration within the State department.

And the fun gets better: on that page, the following is present:

HOW DOES THE BUREAU DELIVER ASSISTANCE?
Assistance is given chiefly through the multilateral system in order to deliver aid with greater effectiveness and more cost-efficiency. Our major partners include the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, the International Committee of the Red Cross, the International Organization for Migration, and the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestinian refugees in the Middle East (UNRWA).

Now don't I recall a whole lot of silliness with that group taking sides? Why, yes I do!

273 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:42:59pm
274 screaming_eagle  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:43:18pm

re: #258 Natasha

That was one scary beast! What the heck would a puny human use to defend against such a thing? It looks like if you shoot it square in the head, you will just piss it off more.

Distract it with politicians.

275 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:43:23pm

re: #267 mikeymom

Once a moose, always a moose.

276 Occasional Reader  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:43:41pm

re: #270 albusteve

do not point the gun at yourself when you pull the trigger and that will never happen...jus sayin

I think Rex was referring to getting accidentally shot by someone else (i.e., a hunter who decides that the rusting in the bushes over there just MUST be an elk).

277 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:44:00pm

re: #237 Occasional Reader

Do you arm yourself for these hikes? Seems like something nice in .454 Casull might be a good piece of equipment to bring along, just in case.


Last year was a good year for brown bear attacks, here in Alaska. LINKY...
.

278 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:44:05pm

re: #266 The Shadow Do

Nothing benign about black bears. Trust me on this.

I didnt say they were...brown bears are far more aggressive and even worse less predictable...

279 Natasha  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:44:19pm

re: #261 Occasional Reader

You need to defeat it with superior human intelligence, not brute force. Send it exploding fake Candygrams; that sort of thing.

ROTFLMAO

280 mikeymom  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:44:46pm

re: #275 Lincolntf

Once a moose, always a moose.

is the elks or the moose that do the midnight thingy? weird bells and silence at functions held at their lodges?

281 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:45:10pm

OT, but just as scary in it's own way, since they wanna make things retroactive....... i thought ex post facto laws were unconstitutional?

Dear MoveOn member,

Last Friday, Sen. Claire McCaskill took to the Senate floor and said what I imagine a lot of us have been thinking about Wall Street lately:
"They don't get it. These people are idiots. You can't use taxpayer money to pay out $18 billion in bonuses...What planet are these people on?"1

Sen. McCaskill was reacting to the $18.4 billion in bonuses that Wall Street bankers took home in 2008. $18.4 billion going to the people who crippled our economy with their recklessness and greed and then took $700 billion of our money.2

Yesterday, President Obama took an important first step, limiting pay at companies taking bailouts going forward.3 But Congress is considering going even further, applying the limits retroactively and even taking back some of the most extravagant bonuses at firms that took taxpayer money.4

A huge public outcry will give them momentum and push them to real action. Can you sign this petition to Congress, urging them to act now to rein in Wall Street greed? Clicking here will add your name:

http: link removed

The petition says: "Congress must place enforceable, common-sense limits on salaries at all the banks that have taken taxpayer dollars."

Wall Street's defenders make all kinds of excuses about why the bonuses were justified. They say that bonuses are an accepted part of compensation packages on Wall Street, that those receiving bonuses weren't the ones who lost their firms billions of dollars, and that they need to pay bonuses to retain top talent.5

Those arguments are outrageous.
If automatic bonuses are a part of Wall Street culture, that culture has to change—a firm that's still afloat only because of huge taxpayer bailouts shouldn't be paying bonuses. And while tens of thousands of Wall Street employees are losing their jobs, it's hard to believe that those still employed will go looking for new positions because they didn't get a bonus.

Sen. McCaskill showed courage standing up to the status quo. We've got to show the rest of Congress that this is the kind of leadership we need to get us out of this crisis and make the economy work for all Americans. Limiting pay at companies taking bailouts won't fix our financial system—that will take a lot more hard work—but it's an important first step.

Can you tell Congress to rein in Wall Street's excesses now and then pass this petition on to your friends? Clicking here will add your name:
/end quoted text

282 debutaunt  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:45:31pm

re: #276 Occasional Reader

I think Rex was referring to getting accidentally shot by someone else (i.e., a hunter who decides that the rusting in the bushes over there just MUST be an elk).

Rusty bears.

283 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:45:39pm

re: #239 Old Tanker

This would be why the semi in this caliber would be a good choice! My .50 doesn't quite buck like that!


Just think, if you happen to get between two bears, you could get yourself a twofer with one trigger pull.
.

284 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:45:59pm

re: #258 Natasha

That was one scary beast! What the heck would a puny human use to defend against such a thing? It looks like if you shoot it square in the head, you will just piss it off more.

One human? Probably nothing. Two humans, one may die and the other escape. Three humans...four...

Creatures like this may be reason for the phrase "safety in numbers".

285 screaming_eagle  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:46:13pm

re: #280 mikeymom

is the elks or the moose that do the midnight thingy? weird bells and silence at functions held at their lodges?

You mean passed-out cold by 1:00 AM?

286 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:46:26pm

re: #271 debutaunt

Bearist!

Worse. I'm a black bearist!

/That'll get me in trouble.

287 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:46:27pm

re: #276 Occasional Reader

I think Rex was referring to getting accidentally shot by someone else (i.e., a hunter who decides that the rusting in the bushes over there just MUST be an elk).

well what can you say about someone rusting in the bushes during elk season?...shoot me please?

288 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:46:43pm

re: #280 mikeymom

Miust be the Elks.
The "Are you a moose?" question is part of a running drinking game.

289 Rexatosis  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:46:45pm

RE: Occasional Reader

I value Pepper Spray more than an American Express Card when I travel in the wild (of course flying these days makes it tough to bring me trusted knife with me, the little swiss army one may be handy, especially when fishing but the blade is way to tiny to do any damage on any critters wanting to make lunch out of me).

290 debutaunt  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:47:21pm

re: #287 albusteve

well what can you say about someone rusting in the bushes during elk season?...shoot me please?

Probably Iron Fist.

291 Randall Gross  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:47:38pm

re: #281 redc1c4

McCaskill is populism in action...

292 mikeymom  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:47:40pm

re: #283 Tamron

Just think, if you happen to get between two bears, you could get yourself a twofer with one trigger pull.
.

forgive me for this--i've had 2 manhattans--what happens if you get between 2 beavers? /ducks inder desk--dont hit me Mandy!

293 screaming_eagle  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:48:14pm

re: #281 redc1c4

How about Congress pass a common sense law agaisnt wastefull spending of US taxpayers dollars by Congress.

294 DEZes  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:49:16pm

re: #292 mikeymom

forgive me for this--i've had 2 manhattans--what happens if you get between 2 beavers? /ducks inder desk--dont hit me Mandy!


Dam if I know.

295 caliredst8r  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:50:18pm

re: #293 screaming_eagle

How about Congress pass a common sense law agaisnt wastefull spending of US taxpayers dollars by Congress.

Wasn't there an amendment the other night pretty much saying that same thing? Of course, it was voted down.

296 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:50:21pm

re: #265 Occasional Reader

Why, of course they are. That's why they get a whole UN agency dedicated to their "refugee" status. Didn't you get the memo?

Amazing, isn't it? Palestinians of Israel: Israeli Arabs; Palestinians of the eastern 3/4 of the Mandate: Jordanians; Palestinians of Lebanon: mostly kept in squalid refugee camps courtesy of the Arab League; Palestinians of Kuwait: expelled; Palestinians of Gaza and the West Bank: migrating refugees!

297 mikeymom  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:50:26pm

re: #294 DEZes

Dam if I know.


aw shit- i woodn't have said that if i thought it wood lead to a pun thred

298 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:50:27pm

re: #263 itellu3times

clearly he is friendly! In that picture he is standing right near a human and the human still has all it's parts. Case closed.

///

299 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:50:31pm

re: #270 albusteve

do not point the gun at yourself when you pull the trigger and that will never happen...jus sayin


Check out this video: GUY HIT IN HEAD FROM HIS OWN 50 CAL RICOCHET.

Incredibly lucky it didn't kill him.
.

300 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:50:59pm

re: #293 screaming_eagle

How about Congress pass a common sense law agaisnt wastefull spending of US taxpayers dollars by Congress.

Har-de-har-har-har

301 FrogMarch  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:51:07pm

re: #257 ciaospirit

and as for Paul Krugman --

He [Paul Krugman] said elsewhere that it was good and that it was what got us out of the depression. He just says whatever is convenient for his political argument. He doesn't behave like an economist. And the guy has never done any work in Keynesian macroeconomics, which I actually did. He has never even done any work on that. His work is in trade stuff. He did excellent work, but it has nothing to do with what he's writing about.

302 brookly red  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:51:11pm

re: #289 Rexatosis

RE: Occasional Reader

I value Pepper Spray more than an American Express Card when I travel in the wild (of course flying these days makes it tough to bring me trusted knife with me, the little swiss army one may be handy, especially when fishing but the blade is way to tiny to do any damage on any critters wanting to make lunch out of me).

Pepper Spray? Yummmm great on pizza! & tacos too.

303 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:51:26pm

re: #297 mikeymom

aw shit- i woodn't have said that if i thought it wood lead to a pun thred

LOL
what is in your drink?

304 Randall Gross  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:51:33pm

re: #297 mikeymom

aw shit- i woodn't have said that if i thought it wood lead to a pun thred

Why don't chew lodge a complaint?

305 DEZes  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:52:14pm

re: #297 mikeymom

aw shit- i woodn't have said that if i thought it wood lead to a pun thred


Nah, most of the punsters are not around tonight.

306 itellu3times  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:52:20pm

re: #298 ArmyWife

clearly he is friendly! In that picture he is standing right near a human and the human still has all it's parts. Case closed.

///

But thirty seconds later one of them was gone, negotations having been concluded.

307 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:52:24pm

re: #299 Tamron

Check out this video: GUY HIT IN HEAD FROM HIS OWN 50 CAL RICOCHET.

Incredibly lucky it didn't kill him.
.

I've seen that vid...pretty spooky but sort of funny too

308 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:53:05pm

re: #294 DEZes

Dam if I know.

wood you stop that!

309 FrogMarch  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:53:15pm

re: #257 ciaospirit

This Harvard guy must have tenure.

This is probably the worst bill that has been put forward since the 1930s. I don't know what to say. I mean it's wasting a tremendous amount of money. It has some simplistic theory that I don't think will work, so I don't think the expenditure stuff is going to have the intended effect. I don't think it will expand the economy. And the tax cutting isn't really geared toward incentives. It's not really geared to lowering tax rates; it's more along the lines of throwing money at people. On both sides I think it's garbage.

310 Achilles Tang  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:53:16pm

re: #131 Sharmuta

It's times like this I wish cable networks allowed people to purchase a stream of their programing at a one time cost. I would pay to see this, but not at the expense of paying for programing I'm not going to watch, which is why I cut cable TV from my budget.

I hope in the future more networks will get hip with on-demand via the internet. I think it's an idea whose time has come.

Hulu.com?

Anyone tried it?

311 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:53:32pm
312 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:53:35pm

re: #281 redc1c4

Maybe if Claire is successful in limiting pay enough, she can get Wall Street to hire the government's rejects.

313 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:53:39pm

re: #267 mikeymom

lol that brings back memories--my hubys uncle was once installed as the grand poobah of the local elks chapter--the whole italian family HAD to attend--one cousin went around all night asking--are you a moose? hilarious at the time-guess you had to me there

My old man rose to the rank of District Deputy Grand Exalted Ruler. My mother referred to him as "District Deputy Grand Exhausted Rooster". One of them laughed.

314 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:54:02pm

re: #297 mikeymom

aw shit- i woodn't have said that if i thought it wood lead to a pun thred

it's water over the spillway now................

315 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:54:22pm
316 Scion9  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:54:24pm

re: #229 Lincolntf

The idea is that a U.S. agency would pay for/facilitate the migration of Palestinians to the U.S. When the Gov't. is flying the plane and picking up the tab, the Gov't. red tape magically disappears.

Well my point was, that there is no red tape. I have Palestinian Hamas lovers near me that have been living here for years. As long as 'supporting' Hamas doesn't refer to being a known member or agent of Hamas, then there was never any red tape to start with.

Even if no government body was involved, all it takes to get them here is money. An NGO could just as easily put them on a plane, and get them a job in DC or NoVa, which would get them a work visa. IIRC we don't deport to Palestine, so once they are in, it doesn't matter if they keep it or not (although, I don't know any Arabs, Palestinian or otherwise that don't work).

317 DEZes  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:55:11pm

re: #308 redc1c4

wood you stop that!

No worries, im coming up plank.

318 Rexatosis  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:55:20pm

All this talking about bears has made me hungry, off to hunt down some buffalo wings and beers, catch you all later:)

319 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:55:28pm

re: #315 ploome hineni

I wooden count on it, wood yew?

we could take a pole........

320 jaunte  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:55:28pm

re: #310 Naso Tang

I've watched some shows there.

321 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:56:09pm

re: #310 Naso Tang

I'm a big fan.
I watched every episode of Arrested Development on hulu. Among other random things.

322 cromwell  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:56:28pm

Huge animals are fun. Australia's megafauna was around to as recently as 40,000 years ago and included an array of animals that sadly extinct.

These include wombats the size of hippos (the largest marsupials currently known to live), 3 metre/250KG kangaroos, sheep sized echidnas, 3 metre/500KG flightless meat-eating birds, 7 metre/2000 KG lizards, a 10 metre snake and a 5-7 metre long crocodile. Fun stuff. :)

323 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:56:40pm

re: #317 DEZes

No worries, im coming up plank.

you'll be fine as long as your tongue stays in the groove....... i know plywood be.

324 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:56:45pm
325 DEZes  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:56:48pm

re: #315 ploome hineni

I wooden count on it, wood yew?


I saw the error of my ways.

326 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:56:49pm

re: #315 ploome hineni

I wooden count on it, wood yew?

They're off somewhere, pining away.

327 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:57:44pm
328 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:58:14pm

re: #327 ploome hineni

Getting a bit sappy, are we?

329 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:58:33pm
330 screaming_eagle  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:59:09pm

re: #328 ArmyWife

Getting a bit sappy, are we?

leave him alone

331 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:59:09pm
332 3 wood  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:59:24pm

re: #269 jaunte

re: #260 3 wood

"America will ask for more from our partners as well."

Sounds like his Senatorial training coming out.

We are so screwed.

333 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:59:33pm

re: #324 ploome hineni

you are such a birch

:P

that wood be my mother........

i'm just a son of a birch.

334 jaunte  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:59:35pm

re: #328 ArmyWife

Getting a bit sappy, are we?

Ebonybody does sometimes, but it's a forest for me.

335 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:59:38pm
336 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:59:40pm

re: #292 mikeymom

forgive me for this--i've had 2 manhattans--what happens if you get between 2 beavers?


You mean, "what happens to the recoil effect, if you put your weapon's butt-plate against one beaver and the muzzle against the other beaver, and pull the trigger?"

YEEE-HAAA! (Beaver pelt flying...)
.

337 screaming_eagle  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 4:59:54pm

re: #330 screaming_eagle

Damn speeled it wrong
leaf

what a fu

338 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:00:34pm

re: #327 ploome hineni

you are just pine ing for mah hog, honey

yo' hog is resting snuggly on my BBQ, with a nice pecan fire......

339 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:01:39pm
340 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:01:55pm

re: #337 screaming_eagle

Damn speeled it wrong
leaf

what a fu

knot to worry........

341 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:02:12pm
342 DEZes  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:02:33pm

re: #338 redc1c4

yo' hog is resting snuggly on my BBQ, with a nice pecan fire......

Now we are branching out.

343 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:02:56pm

re: #336 Tamron

You mean, "what happens to the recoil effect, if you put your weapon's butt-plate against one beaver and the muzzle against the other beaver, and pull the trigger?"

YEEE-HAAA! (Beaver pelt flying...)
.

what if it's a clean shaven beaver?

/white smoke

344 Achilles Tang  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:03:03pm

re: #320 jaunte

I've watched some shows there.

I don't much like watching movies on a PC screen and I haven't troubled to move my PC to connect to the TV, but Hulu does seem to have a good selection, and I'm sure Morphed (for reine) will be there soon after the premier.

345 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:03:07pm

re: #337 screaming_eagle

Damn speeled it wrong
leaf

what a fu

I recommend a shot and a beer. It sends my spell check into overdrive.

346 brookly red  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:03:13pm

re: #316 Scion9

Well my point was, that there is no red tape. I have Palestinian Hamas lovers near me that have been living here for years. As long as 'supporting' Hamas doesn't refer to being a known member or agent of Hamas, then there was never any red tape to start with.

Even if no government body was involved, all it takes to get them here is money. An NGO could just as easily put them on a plane, and get them a job in DC or NoVa, which would get them a work visa. IIRC we don't deport to Palestine, so once they are in, it doesn't matter if they keep it or not (although, I don't know any Arabs, Palestinian or otherwise that don't work).


Jersey City: Help wanted, no experience nessary, CDL prefered. SDOE,
EOE, E anything, EEEop, EEEE & E. no bckgrd chk, flx hrs. grt bnfts.

347 NoelArmourson  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:03:17pm

re: #305 DEZes

Nah, most of the punsters are not around tonight.

They are out practicing with their punt guns...

348 UberInfidel67  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:03:48pm

Ahhh, the gasps of a dying thread : (

349 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:03:53pm

[Link: www.stoegerindustries.com...]

I want one of these guys...like Doc Holiday

350 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:04:09pm
351 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:04:14pm

re: #341 ploome hineni

give us your address immediately!

if you're down wind, follow your nose.

if you're upwind, please don't fart. %-)

352 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:05:04pm

re: #345 USBeast

I recommend a shot and a bear. It sends my spell check into overdrive.

FTFY!

353 Charles Johnson  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:05:39pm

re: #272 vxbush

Now don't I recall a whole lot of silliness with that group taking sides? Why, yes I do!

George W. Bush issued similar orders, for places like Somalia, Sudan -- and the West Bank and Gaza.

Unexpected Urgent Refugee and Migration Needs Related to Somalia, Sudan, Chad, Other Parts of Africa, and the West

By the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, including sections 2 and 4(a)(1) of the Migration and Refugee Assistance Act of 1962 (the ‘‘Act’’), as amended (22 U.S.C. 2601 and 2603) and section 301 of title 3, United States Code: (1) I hereby determine, pursuant to section 2(c)(1) of the Act, that it is important to the national interest to furnish assistance under the Act, in an amount not to exceed $29.5 million from the United States Emergency Refugee and Migration Assistance Fund, for the purpose of meeting un-expected and urgent refugee and migration needs, including by contribu-tions to international, governmental, and non-governmental organizations and payment of administrative expenses of the Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration of the Department of State, related to: (a) hu-manitarian needs resulting from conflicts in Somalia, Sudan, and Chad, (b) breaks in the food pipeline for refugees in Africa, and in the West Bank and Gaza; and (2) the functions of the President in relation to this memorandum under section 2(d) of the Act, and of establishing terms and conditions under section 2(c)(1) of the Act, are assigned to you, and you may further as-sign such functions to any of your subordinates. You are authorized and directed to publish this memorandum in the Fed-eral Register.

Sorry, but Obama's order isn't the least bit unusual.

354 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:05:49pm
355 pink freud  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:06:32pm

re: #342 DEZes

Now we are branching out.

Prelimbinary moves ...

356 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:06:46pm

re: #316 Scion9

I might be a bit over-cautious when it comes to Dems in power, but this is my first-glance analysis:

I think the idea (among the pro-Palis) is to start treating them somewhat like the "Lost children" of Sudan and just shipping planeloads of people over here wholesale. That would be a huge shift from previous policy. Membership in a terrorist organization (Hamas) would no longer be a bar to admittance, for one.

BTW, My hometown was one of the places that received a few hundred Sudanese teens in the late 90's, early 00's. They just showed up one day. I loved seeing them on the street because they always looked happier than anyone else. They were far better dressed than their American peers, too. Never heard of any crime problems with them, and I know that they were steered towards job-training programs, etc. A great humanitarian "win" on balance.
With Hamas refugees I somehow think things will be different.

357 DEZes  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:06:47pm

re: #347 NoelArmourson

They are out practicing with their punt guns...

That meade me laugh.

358 redc1c4  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:06:51pm

re: #354 ploome hineni

gas it up!

actually, i'm off to have dinner with Slokat, so i'll BBL for the LNDT.

359 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:07:18pm
360 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:07:58pm

re: #353 Charles

Political posturing more than anything. At least that's my take.

361 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:08:25pm

re: #359 ploome hineni

third weekend in a row, they are showing the DaVInci COde

why take a good movie and show it till it hurts?

the movie was worse than the book and the book was terrible....imo

362 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:08:31pm
363 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:09:39pm

re: #360 The Shadow Do

Political posturing more than anything. At least that's my take.

he's reaching out with an unclenched fist...you are correct and it means little I think other than PR tripe

364 rain of lead  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:10:00pm

Hey Charles,
you said this story set off your bs detector,ok. then some pretty good google-fu from vxbushre: #272 vxbush

Now don't I recall a whole lot of silliness with that group taking sides? Why, yes I do!

and others showed there could be some "there"
there. worth a second look? if you still call bs I'll drop it

365 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:10:05pm

re: #353 Charles

Sorry, but Obama's order isn't the least bit unusual.

I realize that; I noted it earlier. But Bush also didn't do it within two weeks of his presidency.

366 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:10:11pm

re: #359 ploome hineni

third weekend in a row, they are showing the DaVInci COde

why take a good movie and show it till it hurts?

Is it a good movie? I never saw it. I bailed out on the book about 2/3 way through - seemed pretty dumb. What did I miss?

367 irongrampa  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:10:34pm

re: #331 Iron Fist

True dat.

I have lotsa people laugh at my ancient Ithaca 37, shooting skeet. Breaks birds at an astounding rate, though.

368 SteveC  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:11:13pm

re: #366 The Shadow Do

Is it a good movie? I never saw it. I bailed out on the book about 2/3 way through - seemed pretty dumb. What did I miss?

Well.... the previews were pretty good!

369 jwb7605  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:11:34pm

re: #361 albusteve

the movie was worse than the book and the book was terrible....imo

I just watched it. I had seen small bits and pieces before.
I cannot understand why the movie generated such controversy.
It was fairly boring, with interesting plot twists.

370 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:11:43pm
371 SteveC  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:12:37pm

re: #368 SteveC

Well.... the previews were pretty good!

Previews = coming attractions. Be clear when you speak, Steve!

372 screaming_eagle  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:13:24pm

re: #363 albusteve

he's reaching out with an unclenched fist...you are correct and it means little I think other than PR tripe

And a warmn feeling in his heart.
Piss on the city where they go, and then we have a whole new group of mutli-ethnic people we must bow too.

But hey- makes them feel good.

373 SteveC  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:14:52pm

re: #370 Iron Fist

He couldn't have given them a much bigger stick for them to beat him with if he'd gone and chopped down a redwood to make it out of.

Have we taught you nothing about harming Mother Earth?!?!?! The Great Spiritess is gonna whomp your ass! (In a loving way, of course!)

/Do I gotta?

374 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:15:10pm

Just a note: this was posted at State as a news article:

United States Humanitarian Support to Palestinians

Media Note
Office of the Spokesman
Washington, DC
January 30, 2009

President Barack Obama has authorized the use of $20.3 million from the U.S. Emergency Refugee and Migration Assistance (ERMA) Fund to address critical post-conflict humanitarian needs in Gaza. U.S. Government support for humanitarian assistance to Palestinian refugees and conflict victims now totals nearly $120 million in FY 2009, including nearly $60 million in Gaza.

Of the $20.3 million in new ERMA funds, $13.5 million will go to the U.N. Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East (UNRWA), $6 million to the International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC), and $800,000 to the U.N. Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA). These organizations are distributing emergency food assistance, providing medical assistance and temporary shelter, creating temporary employment, and restoring access to electricity and potable water to the people of Gaza.

Today’s contribution to UNRWA augments the $85 million the United States contributed in December 2008 toward UNRWA’s 2009 appeals. Of that amount, $25 million supported UNRWA emergency operations in West Bank and Gaza. The remaining $60 million supported UNRWA’s services for 4.6 million Palestinian refugees in the region, including Gaza. UNRWA is the largest provider of humanitarian aid in Gaza, providing 70 percent of the population with emergency food assistance, essential healthcare, and primary education. We are working to develop a longer-term reconstruction/development effort with international partners.

So I take back some of my alarmist rhetoric. But I have to wonder: Is this somehow connected to Obama's first phone call to an international leader, aka Mahmoud Abbas? The timing is rather...interesting.

375 Charles Johnson  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:15:31pm

Here's another Bush order for migration assistance to the West Bank and Gaza:

[Link: www.america.gov...]

This is not unusual. There are numerous cases of the Bush administration doing exactly what Obama is doing.

This is why I said it was setting off my BS detector. The people who are screaming about this are off base -- and the screaming apparently started with someone who has a history of scare-mongering and false alarms.

376 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:15:57pm

re: #140 jorline

Just sending you a big shout out...how are you?

Hiya, Jorline, I had to leave and just saw this!
How are you doing?

377 Scion9  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:15:59pm

re: #369 jwb7605

I just watched it. I had seen small bits and pieces before.
I cannot understand why the movie generated such controversy.
It was fairly boring, with interesting plot twists.

It generated controversy because Brown claimed it was completely true, and on top of that it was largely plagiarized from the very recent work of pseudo-historians.

378 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:16:45pm

re: #369 jwb7605

I just watched it. I had seen small bits and pieces before.
I cannot understand why the movie generated such controversy.
It was fairly boring, with interesting plot twists.

the premiss of MM moving to France and all that is intriguing but hardly original...there are hundreds of books about the Templars and codes and decendants of Jesus etc

379 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:16:52pm

re: #344 Naso Tang

I don't much like watching movies on a PC screen and I haven't troubled to move my PC to connect to the TV, but Hulu does seem to have a good selection, and I'm sure Morphed (for reine) will be there soon after the premier.

Hulu?
Just saw an ad for that, strangely enough.
Had never heard of it before.

380 rain of lead  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:17:40pm

whaaa, no more football "sniffle"
hey lookie there
racings on fox
the bud shootout
cheers up and pops a cold one

381 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:17:46pm

re: #369 jwb7605

I just watched it. I had seen small bits and pieces before.
I cannot understand why the movie generated such controversy.
It was fairly boring, with interesting plot twists.


From what I heard, the movie predictably pushed some buttons with members of the Catholic Church.

Don't have a clue why...
.

382 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:18:04pm

And that $120 million compares to the following in the Stimulus *cough* Porkulus *cough* Bill:

$34,000,000.00 to renovate the Department of Commerce headquarters
$75,000,000.00 for a program to end smoking which, if successful will bankrupt the State Children’s Health Program Democrats are about to pass (SCHIP) that is paid for by cigarette taxes
$650,000,000.00 for digital TV coupons
$50,000,000.00 for the National Endowment for the Arts

Just for comparison.

383 jwb7605  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:18:27pm

re: #375 Charles

Here's another Bush order for migration assistance to the West Bank and Gaza:

[Link: www.america.gov...]

This is not unusual. There are numerous cases of the Bush administration doing exactly what Obama is doing.

This is why I said it was setting off my BS detector. The people who are screaming about this are off base -- and the screaming apparently started with someone who has a history of scare-mongering and false alarms.

The big difference is that Bush did not advertise it and the "opposition" never recognized it.
If this is the "right" grumping about the issue, they are barking up the wrong tree.

384 jwb7605  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:19:07pm

Supper calls.
I obey.

385 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:19:43pm

re: #370 Iron Fist

That "no preconditions" shit is going to eat Obama's lunch. I doubt that he thought much before he threw it out there for general consumption, but now, no matter what he does, the professional whiners will piss and moan that that (whatever he does that isn't in their favor) amounts to "preconditions". He couldn't have given them a much bigger stick for them to beat him with if he'd gone and chopped down a redwood to make it out of.

Really good observation. One will meet with anyone, anywhere, anytime regardless of circumstance? Now there is a can of worms.

Someone blows up downtown Manhattan again and you meet with them?
Someone drops a nuke on Tel Aviv and you meet with them?
Someone explodes a dirty bomb in the White House and you meet with them?

There will be, for certain, during this administration some horrendous incident. And then?

386 gmsc  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:19:57pm

re: #379 reine.de.tout

Hulu?
Just saw an ad for that, strangely enough.
Had never heard of it before.

Oh, there's a whole new world of video out there on the internet:

[Link: www.ovguide.com...]
[Link: www.joost.com...]
[Link: www.fancast.com...]
[Link: www.hulu.com...]
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
[Link: www.tvland.com...]
[Link: www.trutv.com...]
[Link: video.discovery.com...]
[Link: www.history.com...]
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
[Link: television.aol.com...]
[Link: www.findinternettv.com...]
[Link: disney.go.com...]
[Link: www.nick.com...]
[Link: www.archive.org...]
[Link: tvshack.net...]
[Link: freetube.us.tc...]
[Link: quicksilverscreen.com...]
[Link: www.southparkstudios.com...]
[Link: beta.sling.com...]
[Link: wwitv.com...]

387 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:20:45pm

re: #386 gmsc

Oh, there's a whole new world of video out there on the internet:

[Link: www.ovguide.com...]
[Link: www.joost.com...]
[Link: www.fancast.com...]
[Link: www.hulu.com...]
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
[Link: www.tvland.com...]
[Link: www.trutv.com...]
[Link: video.discovery.com...]
[Link: www.history.com...]
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
[Link: television.aol.com...]
[Link: www.findinternettv.com...]
[Link: disney.go.com...]
[Link: www.nick.com...]
[Link: www.archive.org...]
[Link: tvshack.net...]
[Link: freetube.us.tc...]
[Link: quicksilverscreen.com...]
[Link: www.southparkstudios.com...]
[Link: beta.sling.com...]
[Link: wwitv.com...]

Gee. Spend much time online?

/

388 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:20:50pm

re: #383 jwb7605

The big difference is that Bush did not advertise it and the "opposition" never recognized it.
If this is the "right" grumping about the issue, they are barking up the wrong tree.

it's good that Charles points this out since in terms of history and record it is usually the left that just woke up a year or so ago...

389 Basho  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:21:46pm

I hope the Knicks draft him.

390 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:22:19pm
391 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:22:38pm

re: #379 reine.de.tout

Hulu?
Just saw an ad for that, strangely enough.
Had never heard of it before.


Hi Reine! {reine}

392 SteveC  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:22:56pm

re: #382 vxbush

$650,000,000.00 for digital TV coupons

The D-TV stations here are all owned by the local stations; they have a map with weather radar and the audio is from the nearest NOAA Weather Broadcast. It's almost NOT worth the $40 you pay when you use the coupon.

They don't even have a filter to remove the "DTV Changeover! Get your converter box as soon as you can!" ads once you've plugged in your DTV box. :(

393 gmsc  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:23:04pm

re: #387 vxbush

Gee. Spend much time online?

/

I've been online for 13 years now. In that time, I've accumulated more than an interesting link or two.

394 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:23:35pm

re: #390 Iron Fist

$650,000,000.00 for Digital TV cupons? Jesus, at least they are spending it on the necessities of life.

(Feel free to insert as much profanity as you are comfortable with into this post. It won't be near as bad as what I'd like to say)

And that's not considering that stores aren't going to have enough converters in house to handle the influx of coupons, even if/when the money is delivered. It's just nuts.

395 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:23:35pm

re: #387 vxbush

Gee. Spend much time online?

/

Really.
And it was specifically "hulu.com" I never heard of.
I just want to find this week's episode of "CSI" that I missed and I'll be happy.

396 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:23:53pm

re: #391 HoosierHoops

Hi Reine! {reine}

HH!
You doing well?
Not out dancing?

397 SteveC  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:24:41pm

re: #384 jwb7605

Supper calls.
I obey.

You have been trained well, Grasshopper. You will advance far in life.

398 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:25:25pm

Okay, this may be interesting at Disney:

Muppets secrete elevator tapes.

399 gmsc  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:25:45pm

re: #395 reine.de.tout

Really.
And it was specifically "hulu.com" I never heard of.
I just want to find this week's episode of "CSI" that I missed and I'll be happy.

CBS usually puts that up on their site right after it airs:

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY

400 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:26:04pm

re: #390 Iron Fist

$650,000,000.00 for Digital TV cupons? Jesus, at least they are spending it on the necessities of life.

(Feel free to insert as much profanity as you are comfortable with into this post. It won't be near as bad as what I'd like to say)

Hey, don't you realize how important it is for the people most likely to need this assistance to have access to the One's image each and every day?
/

401 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:27:05pm
402 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:27:21pm

re: #383 jwb7605

Yeah. I don't hear much screaming (except for from the original source) so I'm not worried about jumping the gun. If we've learned anything about the Obama administration, it is that they are willing to trade security for political gain (or just to make "icky" questions go away) when given the opportunity.
Let's say 20 million bucks got sent to this same program/cause every year under Bush. That twenty million could have been used for anything from pamphlets to junkets.
But, 20 million bucks under Obama could go to jet fuel and passports. That would be a major distinction with no difference, so to speak.

403 SteveC  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:28:12pm

re: #400 USBeast

Hey, don't you realize how important it is for the people most likely to need this assistance to have access to the One's image each and every day?
/

NBC did a report on Michelle's activities this week and included the trip to the school. They even had The One saying he was tired of the White House. My father nearly shat his britches.

404 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:28:37pm

re: #396 reine.de.tout

HH!
You doing well?
Not out dancing?

Hi Friend! not much up tonight..mama is out shopping and I'm watching NCIS.
Hope today finds you well

405 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:28:47pm

re: #379 reine.de.tout

Hulu?
Just saw an ad for that, strangely enough.
Had never heard of it before.

The ad with Alec Baldwin talking about turning your brain to mush.
Great ad - and it explains why Alec Baldwin, FAG (see Team America for more) would work with Kim Jong-Il. If there is anything that turns brains to mush, it is communism.

406 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:29:01pm

re: #399 gmsc

CBS usually puts that up on their site right after it airs:

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY

Why, thank you!
I guess I should have just checked it out.

407 UberInfidel67  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:29:07pm

Anyone seen this?

(IsraelNN.com) The U.S.-based National Council of Young Israel (NCYI) launched a new international campaign to press for the release of IDF soldier Gilad Shalit, held captive by Hamas in Gaza since his abduction in 2006. The effort is primarily aimed at keeping Shalit on the agenda of Israeli leaders.

To promote the campaign, NCYI opened a new website at [Link: www.BringGiladHome.com....] The site provides contact information for Israeli government officials and representatives, both in Israel and in the United States. It also provides a sample letter that people can fax, e-mail or send via regular mail, and proposed wording to use when calling Israeli leaders. Visitors to the website are urged to contact the Israeli leaders on a daily basis to remind them of their responsibility to bring Shalit home.

On July 25, 2006, then-18-year-old Gilad Shalit was captured by Hamas and allied terrorists in a raid on a military base just outside Gaza. Two other soldiers were killed in the attack, which included infiltration by way of an underground tunnel. More than two-and-a-half years later, Gilad is still being held captive.
[Link: mypetjawa.mu.nu...]

408 gmsc  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:29:47pm

re: #406 reine.de.tout

Why, thank you!
I guess I should have just checked it out.

You're welcome.

409 Bob Dillon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:29:56pm

re: #49 Lynn B.

Don't look now, but I think he said 50 mph.

50 KPH

410 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:30:29pm

re: #404 HoosierHoops

Hi Friend! not much up tonight..mama is out shopping and I'm watching NCIS.
Hope today finds you well

Yes doing fine.
I got hooked into watching "top model" tonight, there's a marathon of episodes.

I had to come here to get away from it.

411 Natasha  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:30:34pm

Well, as much fun as it is reading comments here... I am off to a party. I will probably be back later for a LNDT. Hopefully, Bacchus will be kind to me and I will not post anything stoooopid.

412 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:30:44pm

re: #403 SteveC

NBC did a report on Michelle's activities this week and included the trip to the school. They even had The One saying he was tired of the White House. My father nearly shat his britches.

Not to besmirch your family, but did your father vote for Obama?

413 vxbush  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:31:15pm

Heh. Muppets elevator bingo. Priceless.

414 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:32:20pm

re: #390 Iron Fist

It begs the question - what if you are the poor, down trodden sap the Dems invoke at all times and you simply have no TV because you can't buy one? The coupon would be useful only as a coaster to you! Do we now have to buy TVs for these people in order that they be able to use their coupon?

415 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:32:24pm
416 jim in virginia  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:34:10pm

re: #414 ArmyWife

It begs the question - what if you are the poor, down trodden sap the Dems invoke at all times and you simply have no TV because you can't buy one? The coupon would be useful only as a coaster to you! Do we now have to buy TVs for these people in order that they be able to use their coupon?


Ixnay on the ohnay eveetay!
Don't give Pelosi any more ideas.

417 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:34:39pm
418 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:36:15pm

re: #415 Iron Fist

I know, we're all just reading this Pres. order for the first time, so none of us really knows what will happen. But we've all (?) been following and participating in world events and American politics for years and years, so we can make educated assumptions.

419 Timbre  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:36:37pm

I wanna see video of scary, prehistoric turkeys. Paleoturkeys, yeah!

420 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:37:18pm

re: #353 Charles

Sorry, but Obama's order isn't the least bit unusual.

True. Bush issued an Administrative Order. An AO, like any other interpretation, has the force of law unless it is in violation of the statute it purports to interpret. That's the real story: Why have Congress and the media watchdogs turned a blind eye to what appears to be a violation of the MRAA? After all, they were all over every executive order relating to Bush's authority to prosecute the WOT.

421 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:37:25pm
422 eon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:38:16pm

re: #417 ploome hineni

I never finished the book either. It is sort of interesting in an esoteric way, if you find iconology a challange

I've seen the movie. If nothing else, it's a good lesson in what moonbats think the real world is actually like.

/Other than that, it sucks

cheers

eon

423 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:38:35pm
424 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:39:01pm

re: #416 jim in virginia

oops. Sorry.

425 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:39:14pm

re: #400 USBeast

Hey, don't you realize how important it is for the people most likely to need this assistance to have access to the One's image each and every day?
/


EXACTLY!

Makes my skin crawl.
.

426 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:40:20pm

re: #421 Iron Fist

First, we need to find out what they are spending their money on, and decide if we need to subsidize that. If their ready cash is all going to support a heroin addiction, then they may just need a little extra so that their heroin supply isn't interrupted. They can get a TV with their cash, once their more immediate need is satisfied.

yes....that will require 221,000 new Federal Cash Spending Monitors...new jobs

427 jwb7605  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:40:23pm

re: #402 Lincolntf

Yeah. I don't hear much screaming (except for from the original source) so I'm not worried about jumping the gun. If we've learned anything about the Obama administration, it is that they are willing to trade security for political gain (or just to make "icky" questions go away) when given the opportunity.
Let's say 20 million bucks got sent to this same program/cause every year under Bush. That twenty million could have been used for anything from pamphlets to junkets.
But, 20 million bucks under Obama could go to jet fuel and passports. That would be a major distinction with no difference, so to speak.

Since the UN has actually criticized Hamas and might even "investigate", there might be a chance that the money goes toward better things than it did under Bush.

428 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:41:01pm
429 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:41:19pm

re: #400 USBeast

Hey, don't you realize how important it is for the people most likely to need this assistance to have access to the One's image each and every day?
/

How long before we HAVE to watch the 0ne for a specified time per day?
Only 25 years behind Orwell's schedule.

430 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:41:31pm
431 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:41:31pm

re: #421 Iron Fist

Right, right. But keeping in line with economic brain trust running this country, wouldn't it be best that we extend thousands of dollars in credit so they may purchase the TV of absolute choice (which is their G-d given right, you know) along with appropriate accoutrement such as Bose surround sound and leather recliners with massaging action?

432 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:41:35pm

re: #414 ArmyWife

It begs the question - what if you are the poor, down trodden sap the Dems invoke at all times and you simply have no TV because you can't buy one? The coupon would be useful only as a coaster to you! Do we now have to buy TVs for these people in order that they be able to use their coupon?


Yup. Wanna bet that'll be on next year's agenda?
.

433 jones  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:41:40pm

Actually the scariest bear ever was the black bear who walke dup on me at my campfire one night 2 years ago.

That was all I wanted of that.

434 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:41:45pm

re: #426 albusteve

yes....that will require 221,000 new Federal Cash Spending Monitors...new jobs

I'll do it.

Transfer the $820 billion to my bank account. I'll take care of the rest.

435 USBeast  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:41:58pm

Well, Lizards, this may be your Saturday but it's my Thursday and I have to get up and do it again tomorrow. My best to all of you.

And keep smiling.

436 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:42:19pm
437 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:42:23pm

re: #431 ArmyWife

Right, right. But keeping in line with economic brain trust running this country, wouldn't it be best that we extend thousands of dollars in credit so they may purchase the TV of absolute choice (which is their G-d given right, you know) along with appropriate accoutrement such as Bose surround sound and leather recliners with massaging action?

Only Bose? Not Bang and Olufssen?
/

438 Salamantis  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:43:10pm

re: #419 Timbre

I wanna see video of scary, prehistoric turkeys. Paleoturkeys, yeah!

Are short faced bears the proverbial and dreaded cave bears? If so (and even if not so), I wanna see episodes starring sabertoothed tigers and dire wolves.

439 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:43:50pm
440 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:43:54pm

re: #437 Kosh's Shadow

We are being fiscally conservative, silly.

441 Tamron  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:43:56pm

re: #414 ArmyWife

It begs the question - what if you are the poor, down trodden sap the Dems invoke at all times and you simply have no TV because you can't buy one? The coupon would be useful only as a coaster to you! Do we now have to buy TVs for these people in order that they be able to use their coupon?


Furthermore, wanna bet that someday the freebie TV's will only be able to tune in to certain approved channels...
.

442 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:44:38pm

re: #417 ploome hineni

I never finished the book either. It is sort of interesting in an esoteric way, if you find iconology a challange

For me, the book was pretty much DOA. As I recall, I don't have the book to reference since I sold it to the used book store for a buck or so, it was prefaced with a rather snooty declaration that all the 'facts' of the novel were well established - settled science as it were, so it was all true.

It was a fricking novel!

443 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:44:55pm

re: #441 Tamron

Furthermore, wanna bet that someday the freebie TV's will only be able to tune in to certain approved channels...
.

Or unable to tune to unapproved ones...

444 jwb7605  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:45:01pm

re: #433 jones

Actually the scariest bear ever was the black bear who walke dup on me at my campfire one night 2 years ago.

That was all I wanted of that.

One night I walked down the campground road to warn the neighbor about a black bear in camp. I heard him putting his stuff back in his cooler, and was going to suggest he secure his cooler in a better place.

When I got to the neighbor, I turned on my flashlight.
There was the bear, not the camper, raiding the cooler.
I was maybe four feet away. I don't know who was more frightened ... me or the bear. We both ran like hell in opposite directions.

445 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:45:12pm

re: #427 jwb7605

I'm not buying that for a millisecond.
The U.N. exists for one purpose as of the year 2009, and that purpose is to undermine the U.S.
No half-assed "investigation" of an already known terrorist group is going to suddenly upset their raison d'etre.

446 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:45:43pm
447 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:46:12pm

re: #410 reine.de.tout

Yes doing fine.
I got hooked into watching "top model" tonight, there's a marathon of episodes.

I had to come here to get away from it.

My dad called me a few minutes ago..are you watching NASCAR? ummm..no..NASCAR is on? Dammit son! Racing is on! get with the program!
Racing is ok..It's the Bud shoot-out..But I thin racing is the only sport in the world where every fan thinks they could win..no prob..
Do you think you could beat Tiger on the golf course? MJ on the court? Outrun Bolt in the 100 meters? Hit a home run off of Santana?
But when it comes to racing..I swear I could beat any of those folks..
I'm not kidding...:)

448 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:48:21pm

re: #439 Iron Fist

Yes, in theory that would be quite fair. But I must let you know, my income is already slated to be taxed into oblivion by Dear Leader for previously described initiatives known inside the beltway as the "Robin Hood Doctrine". I've committed the egregious sin of getting off my posterior, getting an education, working hard and moving up in the (dare I say it?) corporate world. The guilt of this is just overwhelming at times when I think of my fellow man going sans leather furniture.

(we could and should post this on KOS and see how many agree with us for real!)

449 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:48:32pm
450 jones  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:49:15pm

444,

I like bears, 10 miles in the woods; the opposite direction of me.

451 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:49:42pm

re: #447 HoosierHoops

Totally OT and I'm not a racing fan, but your screenname makes me think that you might appreciate how cool the early birthday gift my wife gave me is. Tickets to B.C. vs. Wake Forest tomorrow afternoon.
B.C. is my team, but I now live in Wake's hometown so my loyalties might be tested, but it should be a great game.

452 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:49:58pm

re: #433 jones

Actually the scariest bear ever was the black bear who walke dup on me at my campfire one night 2 years ago.

That was all I wanted of that.

I accidentally hit a small black bear back in 05' with my little Nissan pickup. Fortunately it was only couple years old, maybe 300 pounds at most. Took out a headlight and smashed in the fender. Swerving helped me prevent taking out the entire front end and radiator. He ran off in the woods with a bad headache and a sore ass.

453 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:50:29pm
454 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:50:33pm

re: #20 DistantThunder

You know he would have voted for Obama.

If he ever lived in Chicago, he might have done so anyway.

455 SteveC  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:50:37pm

re: #412 USBeast

Not to besmirch your family, but did your father vote for Obama?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, he's shat his britches at least twice a day since the Inauguration. We've had to replace the washing machine and he's lost 30 pounds!

456 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:51:49pm

re: #447 HoosierHoops

My dad called me a few minutes ago..are you watching NASCAR? ummm..no..NASCAR is on? Dammit son! Racing is on! get with the program!
Racing is ok..It's the Bud shoot-out..But I thin racing is the only sport in the world where every fan thinks they could win..no prob..
Do you think you could beat Tiger on the golf course? MJ on the court? Outrun Bolt in the 100 meters? Hit a home run off of Santana?
But when it comes to racing..I swear I could beat any of those folks..
I'm not kidding...:)

Hoosier, I'm pretty sure I clashed with you in traffic yesterday. No matter what you may think...park it son!

457 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:51:51pm
458 jones  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:51:53pm

452-

The eternal question is, "what do you do if he was laying on the side of the road?"

My wife almost nailed one a few years back. Our idea was to keep right on going.

459 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:52:36pm

re: #457 ploome hineni

get him to a doctor soon

/get fabreeze

and a carton of Depenz

460 eon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:52:41pm

re: #430 ploome hineni

it's a modern ' quest' movie, searching for the Holy grail.....or Chalice

I know. I'm referring to the vast conspiracy (complete with assassins running hither and yon) to keep the McGuffin from being found. Seriously, if a succession of researchers in a single, narrow, highly esoteric area of cryptohistory suddenly ended up dead, mainly due to violence, in the real real world there would be hell to pay. Never mind the various LEOs that would take an unhealthy interest in whoever was responsible (the Surete' and FBI come to mind)- think of all the ravening journalists who would be baying on the trail in the sure and certain knowledge of a Pulitzer in the making.

Ben Franklin once said that three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead. Inspector Lomax (in The Quatermass Experiment) would say that his job then would be to investigate number three.

And in the Internet age, the news would travel to interested parties worldwide at the speed of light- a fact often overlooked by mystery and thriller writers today. Other than SF writers, I think the only ones who realize this are Tom Clancy and Larry Bond.

/Even Clive Cussler doesn't quite get it, and I speak as a fan of his Dirk Pitt novels.

cheers

eon

461 Timbre  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:53:54pm

re: #438 Salamantis

I don't know about those. But that pondrabbit that attacked Mr. Carter must have had some left-over DNA from earlier eons. That was terrifying!

462 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:54:08pm

re: #451 Lincolntf

Totally OT and I'm not a racing fan, but your screenname makes me think that you might appreciate how cool the early birthday gift my wife gave me is. Tickets to B.C. vs. Wake Forest tomorrow afternoon.
B.C. is my team, but I now live in Wake's hometown so my loyalties might be tested, but it should be a great game.

That is great! I'm so jealous of you.. Listen ..to me College ball is never Off-topic.
It is the greatest of all sports and march madness trumps even the Superbowl.
I'm expecting a complete report from you...
/I heard Wake is pretty good this year..what have you heard?

463 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:54:15pm

re: #452 logboy

I've actually had a bear experience, I guess about 7 years ago. I was taking my horse out on a hack, and low and behold, there was a bear in the woods. He looked at me, I looked at him. He looked at me some more, I thought well this is a fine how do you do, I am leaving the world as a mid-morning snack. The bear stared at my horse, probably thinking he could feed his whole tribe for a month with that chunk o'lard. My horse suddenly broke out his best wild mustang stallion impersonation, complete with rear and snort action, and the bear galumphed off.

464 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:56:38pm
465 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:58:25pm

re: #453 ploome hineni

touts

I saw that progtam also

Tyra Banks and lots of pimply anorexic narcissists

goes to show you what makeup, lighting and air brushing can do

My wife is watching the Top Model marathon.
Sometimes, I'll look, but the models have the build of clothes hangers.
Which is what designers want.

466 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 5:59:23pm

re: #449 ploome hineni

Like a movie, the prologue sets the premise on which the subsequent narrative is based

the prologue invites you into a reality created for your diversion and entertainment

not to be taken seriously

like I said, if you find iconology an interesting challange

Guess I don't Plume. My perspective is 'don't bullshit me'. Willing suspension of disbelief? Okay, as long as you are up front with that.

Yes, The Shadow, once a great consumer of fiction, now reads pretty much only biography and history. Done with crappin' around with ephemerally supported ideas masquerading as 'truth'.

467 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:00:45pm

re: #462 HoosierHoops

I agree. College hoops is the best (Well, I have to give top-billing to MLB or the Baseball Gods might start punishing my Red Sox again) sport around.
Wake has been unstoppable (until they got stopped, twice) this year and BC is it's typical "maybe/maybe not" self. I'll provide a full report after the game.
If you happen to watch it on TV, keep an eye on BC's Reggie Jackson. He's kind of a spaz, but he's fun to watch.

468 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:01:15pm

re: #460 eon

My wife wanted to see the DaVinci code. I had figured out the Macguffin early, and still had to explain it to her at the end.
BTW, order in the book was made up by someone who wanted to claim royal blood. There was a show on the History Channel about it.

469 Macker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:02:22pm

re: #452 logboy

So it was a draw.

470 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:02:59pm

re: #466 The Shadow Do

Guess I don't Plume. My perspective is 'don't bullshit me'. Willing suspension of disbelief? Okay, as long as you are up front with that.

Yes, The Shadow, once a great consumer of fiction, now reads pretty much only biography and history. Done with crappin' around with ephemerally supported ideas masquerading as 'truth'.

I haven't been reading much fiction, but I've written some science fiction; so far, all rejected.
Even though I left out the part about the meteorite in the Kaaba being an alien mind control device.

471 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:03:35pm

re: #456 The Shadow Do

Hoosier, I'm pretty sure I clashed with you in traffic yesterday. No matter what you may think...park it son!

LOL.. I grew up in the Napa Valley.. I swear this is true..I drove from Napa JUCO to Yountville one night in 10 minutes in my car blasting Rock music with a girl by my side...Nobody can get to Yountville in 10 minutes! I did it..That is exactly why it killed me when the kids got their drivers licenses

472 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:03:37pm

re: #466 The Shadow Do

Guess I don't Plume. My perspective is 'don't bullshit me'. Willing suspension of disbelief? Okay, as long as you are up front with that.

Yes, The Shadow, once a great consumer of fiction, now reads pretty much only biography and history. Done with crappin' around with ephemerally supported ideas masquerading as 'truth'.

then I highly recommend 'Blood and Thunder' by Hampton Sides....a delicious bio of Kit Carson

473 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:04:28pm
474 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:05:04pm

re: #349 albusteve

[Link: www.stoegerindustries.com...]

I want one of these guys...like Doc Holiday


If was going to get a coach gun I'd go real old school and get one with exposed hammers.

475 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:05:22pm

re: #473 Iron Fist

We've had a couple of bear spotted in the area over the last few years. I actually saw one of them myself. I was driving home from work,and I saw a big, black dog lying by the side of the road. As I got closer, he looked bigger, and bushier. As I came up close to where he was he opened his (huge) mouth and yawned, and I was, like, "That's a bear!" They caught him a few dys later and transported him back to the wilds he was supposed to be inhabiting. It was pretty cool. We see deer and turkeys, hawks, herons, and other assorted wildlife on a regular basis, but that's the only bear I've seen.

There was another one spotted eating from a bird feeder near my Girlfriend's house, but they never caught that one. I like living close to nature, and all that, but the bears can stay in the deep woods :-)

Someone where we have our dogs groomed described a bear bending a bird feeder and licking out the seeds like it was a lollipop.

476 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:05:45pm

re: #458 jones

452-

The eternal question is, "what do you do if he was laying on the side of the road?"

My wife almost nailed one a few years back. Our idea was to keep right on going.

Call the sheriff's department, get a tag, then gut it out and take it home. Thats the standard procedure here in northern WI when you hit something worth eating/hunting.

Why waste all that meat?

477 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:06:39pm
478 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:07:35pm

re: #472 albusteve

then I highly recommend 'Blood and Thunder' by Hampton Sides....a delicious bio of Kit Carson

marked

479 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:07:58pm

re: #467 Lincolntf

I agree. College hoops is the best (Well, I have to give top-billing to MLB or the Baseball Gods might start punishing my Red Sox again) sport around.
Wake has been unstoppable (until they got stopped, twice) this year and BC is it's typical "maybe/maybe not" self. I'll provide a full report after the game.
If you happen to watch it on TV, keep an eye on BC's Reggie Jackson. He's kind of a spaz, but he's fun to watch.

Have you read Bill Simmon's (ESPN) book on the Red Sox 2004 championship season? Now I can die? Great book..I love the Giant's A's and Sox in that order...

480 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:08:21pm

re: #474 Colonel Panik

If was going to get a coach gun I'd go real old school and get one with exposed hammers.

here it is....sweet

[Link: chuckfor.blogspot.com...]

481 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:08:42pm

re: #473 Iron Fist

I hear you! Though bear wouldn't be a huge risk at my house, I am very concerned that a hawk (there is a sanctuary down the road) is going to swoop down in my back yard and grab a chihuahua for a barbecue back at the nest. They are gorgeous to watch fly, though!

482 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:09:15pm

re: #447 HoosierHoops

That old yuppie chestnut of "Non-Athletic Sport Commonly Associated with Rednecks" is bogus...those guys have got to have some serious stamina to deal with the heat, noise, g-forces etc inside those cars.

483 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:09:37pm
484 lostlakehiker  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:09:48pm

re: #93 brookly red

so how did you lose your lake anyhow?

It lost itself in the mountains. That's why it's half frozen and half empty. Dehydration and hypothermia are the death of lakes everywhere.

485 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:11:37pm
486 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:11:51pm

re: #479 HoosierHoops

Read it. It was pretty good. I could relate to that weird feeling of having accomplished something passively that he talks about. So strange.
In fact, that World Series has spawned so many books/videos, etc. that I have a small stack of them still unread/unwatched. The only book that sucked was Stephen King/Stewart O'Nan's crapfest about watching every game. I forget the title, and you should forget I ever mentioned it.

487 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:12:35pm

re: #481 ArmyWife

I hear you! Though bear wouldn't be a huge risk at my house, I am very concerned that a hawk (there is a sanctuary down the road) is going to swoop down in my back yard and grab a chihuahua for a barbecue back at the nest. They are gorgeous to watch fly, though!

I had an owl catch and eat a small bird in my barn the other day. Either that, or my Springer Spaniel caught the bird, flew up into the rafters 12 feet off the ground and ate it. I'm guessing it was an owl. I just wish I was around to see it. They hoot back and forth every night around my house .

488 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:12:42pm

re: #480 albusteve

here it is....sweet

[Link: chuckfor.blogspot.com...]

That's nice. Oddly enough a lot of the Remington value priced shotguns are now made in Russia at the Izmash plant in Izhevsk...home of Mikhail Kalashnikov.

They make some real nice over and unders that are relatively inexpensive but good solid knockabout fieldguns, not four figure price skeet and trap range queens.

489 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:12:46pm

re: #476 logboy

Call the sheriff's department, get a tag, then gut it out and take it home. Thats the standard procedure here in northern WI when you hit something worth eating/hunting.

Why waste all that meat?

Okay, I've had buffalo steak. Not bad. What does bear meat taste like?

490 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:12:59pm

re: #483 ploome hineni

I like him now

[Link: www.twbooks.co.uk...]

if you like ancient history try out the series about Ceasar by Conn Iggulden...very good stuff

491 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:13:57pm

re: #482 Colonel Panik

That old yuppie chestnut of "Non-Athletic Sport Commonly Associated with Rednecks" is bogus...those guys have got to have some serious stamina to deal with the heat, noise, g-forces etc inside those cars.

You don't think I could put Jeff Gordon into the Wall? There is no one in this world that I'd know that would not go head to head with any one on a race track...You give me a chance to go against Shaq..I'm calling in sick..LOL

492 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:14:28pm

re: #483 ploome hineni

btw I booked Steven Saylor...thanks

493 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:15:32pm

re: #489 David Simon

Okay, I've had buffalo steak. Not bad. What does bear meat taste like?

Not bad, a lot like other game meat. Growing up we always had game meat in the freezer from my old man. Elk, moose, deer, caribou, white tail, mule deer, you name it, we had it. I actually spent today cutting up a deer.

494 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:15:50pm

re: #453 ploome hineni

touts

I saw that progtam also

Tyra Banks and lots of pimply anorexic narcissists

goes to show you what makeup, lighting and air brushing can do

Yes, it does.
Some of these ladies are quite average looking.
Until they have their make-up on.

So, where's my make-up guy?

495 Dustyvet  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:16:30pm

re: #489 David Simon

Okay, I've had buffalo steak. Not bad. What does bear meat taste like?

In Minnesota, the DNR would donate the meat to area VA Hospitals, it was nice to get venison once in a while.

496 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:16:58pm

re: #488 Colonel Panik

That's nice. Oddly enough a lot of the Remington value priced shotguns are now made in Russia at the Izmash plant in Izhevsk...home of Mikhail Kalashnikov.

They make some real nice over and unders that are relatively inexpensive but good solid knockabout fieldguns, not four figure price skeet and trap range queens.

I have a Stoeger...the Benelli spinoff...I love it...rugged as hell

497 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:17:36pm

re: #477 ploome hineni

they look like tall preadolecent boys

did you see that very effiminate balck man who teaches these model wannabees how to strut?

they call him Miss

/oy

Do you remember the Wayan's TV show, "In Living Color"? They had two characters, flaming gays, who did "Men on Film". That guy reminds me of those characters.

498 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:17:55pm

re: #489 David Simon

Okay, I've had buffalo steak. Not bad. What does bear meat taste like?

robust to say the least...and very greasy....it's best in a stew of some sort imo

499 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:18:13pm

re: #494 reine.de.tout

Yes, it does.
Some of these ladies are quite average looking.
Until they have their make-up on.

So, where's my make-up guy?

All the good make up guys are girls..funny how that works

500 reine.de.tout  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:19:10pm

re: #465 Kosh's Shadow

My wife is watching the Top Model marathon.
Sometimes, I'll look, but the models have the build of clothes hangers.
Which is what designers want.

That's what I got hooked into earlier today, been watching in on and off all day.
re: #477 ploome hineni

they look like tall preadolecent boys

did you see that very effiminate balck man who teaches these model wannabees how to strut?

they call him Miss

/oy


I know the guy you're talking about. He's funny, in a really really odd way.
I get a kick out of him. He's certainly more interesting than the girls are.

501 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:19:11pm

re: #485 Iron Fist

Hammers look cool, but they can be a bitch. I had a broken old double with exposed hammers. I sold it to one of the local Sheriff's deputies for $50. He took it to a gunsmith, had it refinished and fixed, and it cleaned up into a right nice little piece. He wouldn't sell it back to me, either :-)

I'd only want an exposed hammer gun for Cowboy Action Shooting, for that "old timey" look. They are cool though. I'm thinking about getting into black powder revolvers.

There was a guy at Rio Salado last week that had an electric muzzle loader. Weird hybrid of 21st and 17th century technology. Uses a electric sparkplug to set off the powder. Has an LED on it to show battery is charged and weapon is armed. I thought it was the funniest thing, but makes sense for muzzle loader hunting season.

502 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:19:37pm
503 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:21:49pm

re: #495 Dustyvet

In Minnesota, the DNR would donate the meat to area VA Hospitals, it was nice to get venison once in a while.

We must go to the same VA hospital in Minneapolis. I was there yesterday, having them waste more of my time.

504 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:23:27pm
505 ArmyWife  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:23:49pm

re: #487 logboy

I had a little owl in my barn, I loved having it to eat the meeces. I moved my horses to my trainers, though, so I no longer have grain, which means the mice moved on and so did my owl.

506 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:24:05pm

re: #491 HoosierHoops

You don't think I could put Jeff Gordon into the Wall? There is no one in this world that I'd know that would not go head to head with any one on a race track...You give me a chance to go against Shaq..I'm calling in sick..LOL

No, I don't. I think Jeff would put both you and Shaq into the Wall. Just because you sit behind the wheel in traffic everyday doesn't make you a professional race driver.

507 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:24:22pm

re: #493 logboy

Not bad, a lot like other game meat. Growing up we always had game meat in the freezer from my old man. Elk, moose, deer, caribou, white tail, mule deer, you name it, we had it. I actually spent today cutting up a deer.

Very cool. Maybe it's the alcohol talking, but I feel like I've lived such a sterile existence. I dream of retiring, having a cabin in the woods overlooking a lake and living off the fat of the land.

508 capitalist piglet  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:25:34pm

re: #472 albusteve

then I highly recommend 'Blood and Thunder' by Hampton Sides....a delicious bio of Kit Carson

Don't look now, but we agree on something. ; )

Sides' Ghost Soldiers is excellent also.

509 least  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:26:10pm

re: #366 The Shadow Do

Is it a good movie? I never saw it. I bailed out on the book about 2/3 way through - seemed pretty dumb. What did I miss?


What can happen when you:
1) have a POV that you don't, under any circumstances, want to change.
2) aren't going to be detered by a minor thing like reality.
3) are well conversant with the Oprah Winfrey method of theology

510 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:26:42pm
511 jones  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:27:29pm

If it is dead- no probem, I am worried about finding out if it is dead or not.

In Iron County MI a few years back, someone ran down a bear, so someone else claimed it and roasted it at the Bears/Packers game.

That was good thinking.

512 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:28:50pm

re: #509 least

What can happen when you:
1) have a POV that you don't, under any circumstances, want to change.
2) aren't going to be detered by a minor thing like reality.
3) are well conversant with the Oprah Winfrey method of theology

Uh, you might want to expand on that a tish.

513 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:28:55pm
514 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:29:14pm

re: #495 Dustyvet

In Minnesota, the DNR would donate the meat to area VA Hospitals, it was nice to get venison once in a while.

Another meat I've never tried. I have eaten rabbit and pidgeon though.

515 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:29:20pm
516 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:30:26pm

re: #498 albusteve

robust to say the least...and very greasy....it's best in a stew of some sort imo

Like most fatty meat.

517 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:30:41pm

re: #510 Iron Fist

Cool! I like looking at improvised or non-standard weapons. It is amazing the lethal shit you can cobble together if you just understand what you are looking at.

This thing wasn't homebuilt, you can actually purchase them. Connecticut Valley Arms makes them.

518 Lincolntf  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:32:29pm

re: #506 Colonel Panik

This is the age old debate I've had a zillion times (never by choice, and only when I wanted to watch basketball or baseball while a race was on the bar TV).
Fine, Nascar is a sport. But, the machine does most of the work so it's not the same kind of sport as what one might call "athletic sports". Which gets us to the "are drivers athletes?" mess. In some way they are. There are many similarities in the physical fitness, stamina, co-ordination, timing, etc. that both drivers and ballplayers share. In other ways they are not (at least not the way we commonly think of athletes) because they compete while seated, chatting to their bosses on the radio and often consider finishing 14th a solid day.

519 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:32:46pm

re: #507 David Simon

Very cool. Maybe it's the alcohol talking, but I feel like I've lived such a sterile existence. I dream of retiring, having a cabin in the woods overlooking a lake and living off the fat of the land.

Its a lot less romantic and a lot more work than it sounds, trust me. Although you couldn't pay me enough to give up hunting, fishing, and living in the country.

520 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:32:51pm
521 The Shadow Do  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:34:29pm

re: #515 ploome hineni

forgedaboutitit

LOL! Thanks Plume! I will!

522 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:35:39pm

Wild turkey is very good, much better than the store bought stuff. I can't wait until season opens in 2.5 months. We have them everywhere.

523 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:36:26pm

re: #508 capitalist piglet

Don't look now, but we agree on something. ; )

Sides' Ghost Soldiers is excellent also.

soon come

524 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:36:51pm
525 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:37:23pm

re: #506 Colonel Panik

No, I don't. I think Jeff would put both you and Shaq into the Wall. Just because you sit behind the wheel in traffic everyday doesn't make you a professional race driver.

Hey..I was being light hearted with that post. Don't go all you ain't got what it takes on me..It was posted in fun..I always said if I won the power ball I'd start a NASCAR team just to wreck Jeff Gordon...I'm having fun sir..K?

526 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:38:56pm

re: #519 logboy

Its a lot less romantic and a lot more work than it sounds, trust me. Although you couldn't pay me enough to give up hunting, fishing, and living in the country.

Yeah, you're probably right. There are times when I think, "why the fuck am I dealing with all these assholes on a daily basis? All I need are my books and some peace and quiet." Then, I'd have to feed myself -and I doubt there would be a Whole Foods anywhere in the immediate vicinity.

527 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:39:43pm

re: #526 David Simon

Yeah, you're probably right. There are times when I think, "why the fuck am I dealing with all these assholes on a daily basis? All I need are my books and some peace and quiet." Then, I'd have to feed myself -and I doubt there would be a Whole Foods anywhere in the immediate vicinity.

move to New Mexico...another world down here

528 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:42:14pm

re: #520 ploome hineni

see..........if someone ran down the bear, maybe the bear was sick and that is why he was in traffic and slow

sick animals should not be eaten

even if you think the animal may have been sick, not good to eat

also

not kosher

Yes, not kosher. Can anyone explain to me why I can devour all the shellfish I see, wouldn't flinch at tasting wild game, yet I can't look at ham (or any chozzer product) without gagging?

529 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:42:37pm
530 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:45:20pm

re: #527 albusteve

move to New Mexico...another world down here

I've thought about it. Santa Fe or Taos would suit me just fine.

Tell me though, are you at all concerned with what's going on in Mexico?

531 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:45:23pm
532 albusteve  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:49:17pm

re: #530 David Simon

I've thought about it. Santa Fe or Taos would suit me just fine.

Tell me though, are you at all concerned with what's going on in Mexico?

of course but that's 250mi from ABQ....narco cholos come up here they will have something to fear from me....NM is the fifth largest state with something less than three million people...plenty of room...illegals are not too much of a problem here

533 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:51:07pm

re: #525 HoosierHoops

Hey..I was being light hearted with that post. Don't go all you ain't got what it takes on me..It was posted in fun..I always said if I won the power ball I'd start a NASCAR team just to wreck Jeff Gordon...I'm having fun sir..K?

Sorry if you took offense, but I hear way to many ball jocks express that "anybody could do that" about racing. There's no way I could be beat Shaq on the court (I can't even dribble the damn thing) or Jeff on the track. I'm a pretty damn good pistol shot, but I'm not going to jump into an IDPA or IPSC match and beat Rob Leatham either.

534 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:52:10pm

re: #526 David Simon

Yeah, you're probably right. There are times when I think, "why the fuck am I dealing with all these assholes on a daily basis? All I need are my books and some peace and quiet." Then, I'd have to feed myself -and I doubt there would be a Whole Foods anywhere in the immediate vicinity.

Ha! Whole foods? Maybe 2 hours away in Minneapolis? Although the local food Co-op is mostly organic, as well as everything else you hunt or fish in the wild in your own backyard. Oh, and there is an organic dairy farm down the road where we get milk straight from the cow. I like the country.

535 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:52:29pm

re: #531 ploome hineni

chazzar is actually tasty..and I think addicting

Confession: I tried to make split pea soup (it looks so damn good). Bought the ham hock; the whole nine yards. Wretched through the entire process, and half way through, I couldn't take it anymore. I ended up pouring it down the drain. Never again.

536 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:55:00pm
537 ladycatnip  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:55:35pm

#229 Lincolntf

The idea is that a U.S. agency would pay for/facilitate the migration of Palestinians to the U.S. When the Gov't. is flying the plane and picking up the tab, the Gov't. red tape magically disappears.

I remember being incensed when Bush signed a similar order for Eastern European Muslims - specifically 7,000 families were relocated at taxpayer expense, given homes, schooling, etc. It still blows my mind. I know he had his reasons, I just can't remember.

538 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:55:44pm

re: #532 albusteve

of course but that's 250mi from ABQ....narco cholos come up here they will have something to fear from me....NM is the fifth largest state with something less than three million people...plenty of room...illegals are not too much of a problem here

Okay, if you're in Albuquerque, you're far enough away. I hear that people in the far South of Texas would be safer in Baghdad.

539 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:57:32pm

re: #535 David Simon

Confession: I tried to make split pea soup (it looks so damn good). Bought the ham hock; the whole nine yards. Wretched through the entire process, and half way through, I couldn't take it anymore. I ended up pouring it down the drain. Never again.

You might want to stick to the grocery store there city boy. There is no way you'd be able to gut, skin, and quarter your own animal you just killed, or fillet a fish thats still flopping around. Like I said, "living off the wild" is a lot less romantic than it sounds.

540 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 6:59:04pm

re: #533 Colonel Panik

Sorry if you took offense, but I hear way to many ball jocks express that "anybody could do that" about racing. There's no way I could be beat Shaq on the court (I can't even dribble the damn thing) or Jeff on the track. I'm a pretty damn good pistol shot, but I'm not going to jump into an IDPA or IPSC match and Rob Leatham either.

Kind regards Colonel..All ball jocks think they can drive a car faster than any one in the world..

541 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:00:41pm

re: #529 Iron Fist

Sounds like a sweet piece. 1897's in good condition are hard to find. Glad to hear you were able to get it rebuilt properly.

542 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:03:19pm

re: #534 logboy

Ha! Whole foods? Maybe 2 hours away in Minneapolis? Although the local food Co-op is mostly organic, as well as everything else you hunt or fish in the wild in your own backyard. Oh, and there is an organic dairy farm down the road where we get milk straight from the cow. I like the country.

Now you're talking. I think I could live off a (mostly) vegan diet. An organic food co-op fits the bill. You obviously have internet access, and if I ever got bored, I could rent a shitty Hollywood movie which would remind me of why I moved to the county in the first place.

Brace yourself, Logboy: you're this close to saying, "there goes the neighborhood."

543 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:09:37pm

re: #539 logboy

You might want to stick to the grocery store there city boy. There is no way you'd be able to gut, skin, and quarter your own animal you just killed, or fillet a fish thats still flopping around. Like I said, "living off the wild" is a lot less romantic than it sounds.

lol, I think you're right. It's fun to dream though.

544 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:10:02pm
545 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:11:29pm

re: #542 David Simon

Now you're talking. I think I could live off a (mostly) vegan diet. An organic food co-op fits the bill. You obviously have internet access, and if I ever got bored, I could rent a shitty Hollywood movie which would remind me of why I moved to the county in the first place.

Brace yourself, Logboy: you're this close to saying, "there goes the neighborhood."

Why rent a movie? Go outside, watch the turkeys, eagle, owls, deer, go down to the river, or just walk around. Watching a movie on a nice day here is just a waste of a good day. I'd rather be outside enjoying the non-city air.

546 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:14:09pm

re: #543 David Simon

lol, I think you're right. It's fun to dream though.

One year we had some friends from Nashville at my parents house the weekend we butchered deer. They couldn't stand the sight of us eating cooked venison while we cut deer parts up on the counter. I suppose having bloody hands didn't help.

547 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:16:19pm
548 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:17:27pm

re: #545 logboy

Why rent a movie? Go outside, watch the turkeys, eagle, owls, deer, go down to the river, or just walk around. Watching a movie on a nice day here is just a waste of a good day. I'd rather be outside enjoying the non-city air.

Yep. That's what I dream of. The rare days that I have nothing to do, I haul my ass to the farmer's market in the morning to buy lunch and dinner, then I bring a book out to my patio and spend all damn day reading the thing. Would I get bored of that routine in time? Maybe, but I'd sure like to try it for a while.

549 [deleted]  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:17:57pm
550 Dustyvet  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:18:52pm

re: #503 logboy

We must go to the same VA hospital in Minneapolis. I was there yesterday, having them waste more of my time.

No, I used to go there, but now I go to VA in North Chicago, IL.

551 Colonel Panik  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:21:03pm

All this talk of wild game is making me hungry. I think I'm going to have go stalk a wild cheezburger.

552 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:21:12pm

re: #548 David Simon

Yep. That's what I dream of. The rare days that I have nothing to do, I haul my ass to the farmer's market in the morning to buy lunch and dinner, then I bring a book out to my patio and spend all damn day reading the thing. Would I get bored of that routine in time? Maybe, but I'd sure like to try it for a while.

I like it. Minneapolis is 90 minutes away (if you want a taste of the big city), and anything off Amazon can be had in two days. Out here people leave you alone. I don't have to worry about the tree hugging bunny thumpers. Most of them are in the southern part of the state.

553 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:21:35pm

re: #546 logboy

One year we had some friends from Nashville at my parents house the weekend we butchered deer. They couldn't stand the sight of us eating cooked venison while we cut deer parts up on the counter. I suppose having bloody hands didn't help.

Ha! My brother moved to Nashville years ago, and yes, it's just like any other big city.

554 yochanan  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:22:12pm

re: #543 David Simon

worked in a butcher shop for 20 years and have filled a fish or two.

555 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:23:19pm

re: #553 David Simon

Ha! My brother moved to Nashville years ago, and yes, it's just like any other big city.

People don't like seeing two and two together. You say steak and they think grocery store. I think of a cow down the road (that I wish I could afford).

556 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:23:38pm

re: #550 Dustyvet

No, I used to go there, but now I go to VA in North Chicago, IL.

We're neighbors, bro.

557 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:23:55pm

re: #554 yochanan

worked in a butcher shop for 20 years and have filled a fish or two.

Filled or filleted? Ever do deer?

558 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:30:49pm

re: #552 logboy

I like it. Minneapolis is 90 minutes away (if you want a taste of the big city), and anything off Amazon can be had in two days. Out here people leave you alone. I don't have to worry about the tree hugging bunny thumpers. Most of them are in the southern part of the state.

What's interesting is that most of those tree hugging bunny thumpers have a larger carbon footprint than you. Yet they deem themselves morally superior. I really can't stand the fuckers.

559 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:33:10pm

re: #554 yochanan

worked in a butcher shop for 20 years and have filled a fish or two.

As long as it has fins and scales it's an honest living. (And even if it doesn't have fins and scales, it's an honest living by me.)

560 logboy  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:35:54pm

re: #558 David Simon

What's interesting is that most of those tree hugging bunny thumpers have a larger carbon footprint than you. Yet they deem themselves morally superior. I really can't stand the fuckers.

I know. I'm the wrong one for harvesting wild animals (the best organic you can get) while they spend 30 minutes in traffic driving to and from Whole Foods to buy packaged, processed food. I fucking hate'm.

Alrighty, it was a pleasure chatting. I'm off to the pub with my wife. Happy hunting.

561 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:36:41pm

re: #555 logboy

People don't like seeing two and two together. You say steak and they think grocery store. I think of a cow down the road (that I wish I could afford).

And yet the grocery store crowd considers themselves morally superior (of course, never having seen the inside of a slaughterhouse.)

I, on the other hand, bow to the hunter who can bag his own food and break it down with his own two hands.

562 David Simon  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:39:53pm

re: #560 logboy

I know. I'm the wrong one for harvesting wild animals (the best organic you can get) while they spend 30 minutes in traffic driving to and from Whole Foods to buy packaged, processed food. I fucking hate'm.

Alrighty, it was a pleasure chatting. I'm off to the pub with my wife. Happy hunting.

Have a good evening, logboy.

563 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:49:03pm

re: #561 David Simon

And yet the grocery store crowd considers themselves morally superior (of course, never having seen the inside of a slaughterhouse.)

I, on the other hand, bow to the hunter who can bag his own food and break it down with his own two hands.

I have a dog that can do that; well, not with his hands, but with his paws and snout.

564 Sheepdogess  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 7:53:02pm

re: #520 ploome hineni

Good advice.

re: #554 yochanan

worked in a butcher shop for 20 years and have filled a fish or two.

Both of my grandfathers were butchers in NYC from in the 1930's - 1970's. The holiday's were hell for my mom. They knew how to cook!

565 Holden McGroyn  Sat, Feb 7, 2009 11:11:59pm

I swear to gawd I thought that read "Shit Faced Bear"


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