1 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:05:31pm

Sounds like the perfect way to describe Obama.

2 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:05:44pm

I’m half crazy, all for the love of you.
It won’t be a stylish marriage.
I can’t afford a carriage.
But, you’ll look sweet;
Upon the seat;
Of a bicycle built for two.

3 Wyatt Earp  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:06:10pm

“You’re a daisy if you do.” - Doc Holliday

4 Kosh's Shadow  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:06:12pm

Daisy, d..a…..i……s……..y…..
I am a HAL 9000 computer….

5 Gella  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:06:41pm

sooo pretty :)

6 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:07:04pm

re: #3 Wyatt Earp

“You’re a daisy if you do.” - Doc Holliday

Who was he speaking to and what did he end up doing to them?

7 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:07:37pm
8 brookly red  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:07:58pm

re: #6 Dark_Falcon

Who was he speaking to and what did he end up doing to them?

I can guess the second part…

9 quickslow87  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:08:00pm

That daisy has exactly fourteen petals.

10 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:08:38pm
11 dmandman  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:09:32pm

Wasn’t that HAL’s favorite song in 2001?

12 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:10:26pm
13 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:11:31pm

I miss Daisy Duke…

14 rightside  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:11:45pm

re: #11 dmandman

Yes.

15 John Neverbend  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:11:52pm

I have a sudden urge to pollinate.

16 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:11:53pm
17 dmandman  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:12:13pm

re: #13 SasquatchOnSteroids

I miss Daisy Mae more…..

18 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:12:34pm
19 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:13:48pm

re: #12 Iron Fist

You missed Tombstone? The best western ever? Maybe not, but very, very good. A bit historically inaccurate, and there is one major mistake in the fight at the OK Corral, but overall quite excellent.

I saw it, but I don’t remember the context for the line.

20 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:14:15pm

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

//

21 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:14:18pm

re: #13 SasquatchOnSteroids

I miss Daisy Duke…

I miss those hot legs…….

22 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:14:33pm

Beautiful. I love daisies.

23 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:14:44pm

re: #9 quickslow87

That daisy has exactly fourteen petals.

Too sad, she loves me not…

24 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:14:59pm

re: #20 Gus 802

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

//

Come on, unclench the doors HAL.

25 carefulnow  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:15:06pm

Loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not…stupid flower.

26 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:15:37pm

Any of you flora fiends know how to tell freshly sprouted bamboo from grass?
I’m serious.

27 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:15:44pm

re: #16 MandyManners

So, that’s why “HAL” sang that particular song. How cool is that. That is not something that I knew.

28 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:16:37pm

re: #13 SasquatchOnSteroids

I miss Daisy Duke…

Only the original will do!

29 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:16:37pm

re: #24 DEZes

Come on, unclench the doors HAL.

“This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”

//

30 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:17:11pm

re: #24 DEZes

Come on, unclench the doors HAL.

It’s a bit difficult to clench when you don’t have a helmet.

31 MarineGrunt  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:17:24pm

Who’s pushing up daisies.

32 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:17:29pm

I thought I’d be staring down the barrel of a B-B gun..

33 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:17:31pm

re: #26 swamprat

Any of you flora fiends know how to tell freshly sprouted bamboo from grass?
I’m serious.

/don’t send swamprat to buy pot

34 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:17:37pm

re: #16 MandyManners

An IBM computer sings.

[Video]

1961!

35 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:18:31pm

re: #29 Gus 802

“This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”

//

Unclench, or…… or… or I will send a strongly worded letter begging you to unclench.

36 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:19:09pm

re: #35 DEZes

Unclench, or…… or… or I will send a strongly worded letter begging you to unclench.

I have no choice but to respond!

I am deeply concerned.

/

37 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:19:12pm

re: #29 Gus 802

“This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”

//

That green blooded son of a bitch!

38 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:19:30pm

re: #31 MarineGrunt

Who’s pushing up daisies.

Whacko Jacko isn’t yet.

39 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:19:31pm

re: #32 NonNativeTexan

I thought I’d be staring down the barrel of a B-B gun..

Is that the Obama S.W.A.T. guys again?

40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:19:33pm

re: #32 NonNativeTexan

(nice) Who are you? Ralphie Parker?

41 Fenway_Nation  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:19:50pm

Did somebody daisy-chain those daisies?

42 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:20:13pm

re: #33 OldLineTexan

Step dad dealt.

43 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:20:15pm

re: #40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

(nice) Who are you? Ralphie Parker?

You’ll shoot your eye out.

44 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:20:26pm
45 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:20:36pm

re: #38 MandyManners

Whacko Jacko isn’t yet.

could we see a derth cert?

46 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:20:43pm

re: #32 NonNativeTexan

I thought I’d be staring down the barrel of a B-B gun..

Pump or CO2?

47 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:20:45pm

re: #43 NonNativeTexan

You’ll shoot your eye out.

Oh, FUDGE!

48 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:20:48pm

re: #44 buzzsawmonkey

‘Nite, gang.

Sweet dreams!

49 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:20:57pm

re: #36 Gus 802

I have no choice but to respond!

I am deeply concerned.

/

You brute…..
*Runs away crying*

50 Fenway_Nation  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:00pm

re: #44 buzzsawmonkey

‘Nite, Buzzsaw!

51 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:03pm

re: #46 Gus 802

Pump or CO2?

[Link: www.daisy.com…]

52 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:07pm
53 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:09pm

Loverly photo.

54 snowcrash  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:12pm

re: #3 Wyatt Earp

He also said “I will be your huckleberry” in Tombstone….what does that mean?

55 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:21pm

re: #47 SteveC

Oh, FUDGE!

But, I didn’t say Fudge.

56 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:22pm

re: #45 albusteve

could we see a derth cert?

I’m suprised he didn’t request to be stuffed and stuck in the corner.

57 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:31pm

re: #42 swamprat

Step dad dealt.

Sorry to hear that. It’s an automatic response to the word “grass” on my part, as I hail from the ‘70’s … post-summer of love, pre-AIDS.

/

58 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:36pm

re: #49 DEZes

You brute…..
*Runs away crying*

I apologize.

//

59 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:44pm

This sence needs soysauce.

But seriously.

60 Mithrax  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:21:57pm

re: #55 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

But, I didn’t say Fudge.

I said the F - - - word!

61 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:22:02pm

re: #53 Bobblehead

Loverly photo.

I can almost smell it.

62 Fenway_Nation  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:22:38pm

re: #54 snowcrash

re: #3 Wyatt Earp

He also said “I will be your huckleberry” in Tombstone….what does that mean?


I don’t know! Quit hounding us!

/

63 Stuart Leviton  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:22:41pm

re: #45 albusteve

could we see a derth cert?

don’t you mean his birth certificate

Oops, that’s the other guy.

64 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:22:44pm
65 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:22:45pm

re: #56 MandyManners

I’m suprised he didn’t request to be stuffed and stuck in the corner.

I’m not convinced yet…but that’s just me

66 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:23:02pm

re: #58 Gus 802

I apologize.

//

He unclenched, it worked.
Put away those B.B. guns boys.

67 MarineGrunt  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:23:06pm
68 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:23:22pm

Two of the petals have been photoshopped.

69 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:23:36pm

re: #64 Iron Fist

Can I get a daisy-cutter?

(Kind of surprised no one has used that one yet :-)

Um, up thread……

70 Sharmuta  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:23:40pm

That one’s not bashful.

71 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:23:57pm
72 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:23:59pm

Made you look.

73 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:24:07pm

re: #60 Mithrax

I said the F - - - word!

DA DA DUM DUM… DA DA DUM DUMMMMMMMM!

The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the stupid.

74 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:24:27pm

re: #70 Sharmuta

That one’s not bashful.

Well, of course not. Bashful’s in the mine with the other Dwarves.

/

75 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:24:30pm

re: #60 Mithrax

I said the F - - - word!

“Only I didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash”

76 MarineGrunt  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:24:30pm

re: #38 MandyManners

In due time.

77 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:25:06pm

re: #75 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

“Only I didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash”

Wait ‘till your father gets home!

78 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:25:15pm

re: #74 OldLineTexan

Well, of course not. Bashful’s in the mine with the other Dwarves.

/

Careful, Bashful added to the dents in the cherry.

79 dmandman  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:25:30pm

Interesting short bio of Al Capp creator of Daisy Mae Yokum (who Daisy Duke always dressed as). Interesting note that he almost ran against Ted Kennedy for the Senate….who knows what history would have been like?

[Link: www.deniskitchen.com…]

80 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:25:40pm

re: #75 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

“Only I didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash”

if you did it would save you alot of expanation

81 MarineGrunt  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:25:50pm

re: #71 Iron Fist

Yikes, have to type fast around here.

82 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:25:52pm

re: #75 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

“Only I didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash”

Hey Fbv,
You got one of those leg lamps?

83 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:26:14pm

re: #52 Iron Fist

Doc to Johnny Ringo, IIRC. Later in the flick when he kills Ringo he says to him (while he’s dying) “You’re no daisy at all”. I wonder if that woul dhave been a real colloquilism during the time, or if it is just something clever the writers though would sound good coming from the character?

Thank you.

84 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:26:21pm

re: #78 DEZes

Careful, Bashful added to the dents in the cherry.

Snow White to the dwarves: “Thank you for teaching me to appreciate the little things in life.”

/

85 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:26:25pm

re: #66 DEZes

He unclenched, it worked.
Put away those B.B. guns boys.

Whew. For a minute there I was going to go into DETCON 1.

Deeply Troubling Condition 1.

//

86 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:27:01pm

re: #82 NonNativeTexan

Hey Fbv,
You got one of those leg lamps?

I would SO put one of those in my living room window.

I mean, Hell! It’s a major award!

87 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:27:44pm

re: #52 Iron Fist

Doc to Johnny Ringo, IIRC. Later in the flick when he kills Ringo he says to him (while he’s dying) “You’re no daisy at all”. I wonder if that woul dhave been a real colloquilism during the time, or if it is just something clever the writers though would sound good coming from the character?

“You smell something, Ike? Smells like… death.”

88 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:27:45pm

Going out to try to determin what gets mowed.
Later lizards.

89 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:27:45pm

re: #84 OldLineTexan

Snow White to the dwarves: “Thank you for teaching me to appreciate the little things in life.”

/

hahaha!…over and over and over…one might lose track

90 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:28:05pm

re: #86 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I would SO put one of those in my living room window.

I mean, Hell! It’s a major award!

PTI on espn has one. greatness.

91 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:28:10pm

Pushing Daisies: The best show of the last two years that no one watched.

92 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:28:30pm

re: #89 albusteve

old joke (seven little dents in it)

93 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:28:46pm

re: #84 OldLineTexan

Snow White to the dwarves: “Thank you for teaching me to appreciate the little things in life.”

/

7 times a night.

94 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:29:04pm

re: #92 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

old joke (seven little dents in it)

yup. ;)

95 WindHorse  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:29:20pm

Daisy blossoms…..


96 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:29:22pm

re: #93 DEZes

7 times a night.

Once a king, always a king; but once a knight is enough.

/

97 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:29:24pm

re: #91 doppelganglander

If you have HBO… “Hung” is excellent.

98 MarineGrunt  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:29:32pm

Anybody remember this daisy plucker.

99 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:29:40pm

re: #92 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

old joke (seven little dents in it)

don’t know too many old jokes

100 Racer X  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:29:40pm

re: #91 doppelganglander

Pushing Daisies: The best show of the last two years that no one watched.


[Video]

Hey I like that show! Very quirky.

101 Achilles Tang  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:29:49pm

re: #93 DEZes

7 times a night.

re: #84 OldLineTexan

Snow White to the dwarves: “Thank you for teaching me to appreciate the little things in life.”

/

7 with one stroke.

102 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:29:54pm

re: #87 SteveC

“You smell something, Ike? Smells like… death.”

Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

/damn fine performance by VK

103 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:30:12pm

re: #97 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If you have HBO… “Hung” is excellent.

Mom doesn’t let me buy that kind of channel subscription …

104 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:30:45pm

re: #99 albusteve

don’t know too many old jokes

You know me and FBV …

105 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:30:58pm

re: #102 SasquatchOnSteroids

Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

/damn fine performance by VK

You know, I don’t think she’s wearing a bustle! ;)

106 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:30:58pm

re: #96 OldLineTexan

Once a king, always a king; but once a knight is enough.

/

Tell that to the nymphomaniacs.

107 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:31:02pm

re: #102 SasquatchOnSteroids

Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

/damn fine performance by VK

our next gov of New Mexico!…hail HoweyWood!

108 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:31:13pm

re: #102 SasquatchOnSteroids

Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

/damn fine performance by VK

Possible his best. Shame he’s gone to seed.

109 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:31:19pm

re: #84 OldLineTexan

Snow White to the dwarves: “Thank you for teaching me to appreciate the little things in life.”

/

Gee Snow White, you sure are short. You think you have a little darwf in you?
I’m pretty sure I don’t.
You want some?

110 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:31:28pm

re: #101 Naso Tang

7 with one stroke.

Seven to make one stroke.

/

111 brookly red  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:31:30pm

OK, name the 7 dwarfs…
(no Googeling)

112 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:32:08pm

re: #106 DEZes

Tell that to the nymphomaniacs.

I would if ever met one … and I have been looking for thirty years.

;)

113 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:32:16pm

stream of consciousness is great - a beautiful picture of
a flower and we turn the thread into one about movies and guns and dwarfs.lol

114 Mithrax  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:32:18pm

re: #111 brookly red

OK, name the 7 dwarfs…
(no Googeling)

Obama, Rahm, Pelosi, Reid, Kennedy, Clinton, Frank.

115 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:32:34pm

re: #99 albusteve

don’t know too many old jokes

STEVE!

116 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:32:47pm

Al Franken kissing a pig in Eveleth MN.
[Link: www.startribune.com…]

117 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:33:02pm

re: #112 OldLineTexan

I would if ever met one … and I have been looking for thirty years.

;)

I found one, damn near married her along with 60 other guys.

118 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:33:22pm

re: #111 brookly red

OK, name the 7 dwarfs…
(no Googeling)

Cummy, Bummy, Slummy. Sleezy, Slimy, Choker, and Smoker…..where is my prize?

119 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:33:32pm

re: #114 Mithrax

Obama, Rahm, Pelosi, Reid, Kennedy, Clinton, Frank.

Brookly red said 7 dwarfs, not 7 assholes.

120 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:33:44pm

re: #111 brookly red

OK, name the 7 dwarfs…
(no Googeling)

Sleezy, snotty, dasher, comet, cleanser, ……

121 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:33:44pm

re: #114 Mithrax

Obama, Rahm, Pelosi, Reid, Kennedy, Clinton, Frank.

Thats the seven little dipshits…..
Sheeshhhh

122 brookly red  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:33:53pm

re: #114 Mithrax

Obama, Rahm, Pelosi, Reid, Kennedy, Clinton, Frank.

Ack! better to eat the apple…

123 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:34:00pm

re: #118 albusteve

Cummy, Bummy, Slummy. Sleezy, Slimy, Choker, and Smoker…..where is my prize?

Right here: SMACK!

124 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:34:08pm

re: #119 Dark_Falcon

Brookly red said 7 dwarfs, not 7 assholes.

GMTA.

125 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:34:19pm
126 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:34:21pm

re: #111 brookly red

OK, name the 7 dwarfs…
(no Googeling)

I only know the seven that were cut out of the final edit:

Itchy, Bitchy, Crampy, Moany, Whiny, Smelly, and Dipshit

127 Stuart Leviton  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:34:25pm

re: #95 WindHorse

Daisy blossoms…..


10,001 updings

128 Achilles Tang  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:34:36pm

Goofy, twinky, willy, pinky, dinky, silly and horny

129 brookly red  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:34:42pm

re: #118 albusteve

Cummy, Bummy, Slummy. Sleezy, Slimy, Choker, and Smoker…..where is my prize?

you get an apple… a very special apple.

130 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:35:10pm

re: #123 Dark_Falcon

Right here: SMACK!

we are the champions my friends…….etc

131 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:35:16pm

re: #122 brookly red

Ack! better to eat the apple…

That that pack could run a mine worth a damn. The mine could have million diamonds and they still spend too much. Bastards.

132 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:35:23pm

re: #116 Truck Monkey

Al Franken kissing a pig in Eveleth MN.
[Link: www.startribune.com…]

I have notified PETA, and ordered three yards of bull gravel for the stoning.

133 Racer X  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:35:29pm

The New Bridge at Hoover Dam

The bridge has become known as the Hoover Dam bypass, although it is officially called the Mike O’Callaghan-Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge, after a former governor of Nevada and an American Football player from Arizona who joined the US Army and was killed in Afghanistan.

Nice!

134 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:35:41pm

re: #97 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If you have HBO… “Hung” is excellent.

I think that might be a little raunchy for my taste.

135 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:35:46pm

Time to go blow up some stuff! bbiab

136 brookly red  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:36:16pm

re: #126 OldLineTexan

I only know the seven that were cut out of the final edit:

Itchy, Bitchy, Crampy, Moany, Whiny, Smelly, and Dipshit

I saw that version & it ain’t from Disney ;)

137 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:36:32pm

re: #135 MandyManners

Time to go blow up some stuff! bbiab

You cooking again?
*dives for cover*

138 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:36:52pm

re: #134 doppelganglander

And we’re not?

139 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:37:20pm

re: #132 OldLineTexan

I have notified PETA, and ordered three yards of bull gravel for the stoning.

Those poor rocks.

//

140 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:37:25pm
141 Racer X  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:37:47pm

re: #114 Mithrax

Obama, Rahm, Pelosi, Reid, Kennedy, Clinton, Frank.

Obama - Stuttery, Rahm - Slinky, Pelosi - Blinky, Reid - Stinky, Kennedy - Dopey, Clinton- Screwy, Frank - Stoopy.

142 Mithrax  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:38:02pm

re: #140 Iron Fist

It is kind of a corallery to Godwin’s Law. The longer an LGF thread is, the greater the likelyhood of the topic becoming boobs, guns, or food.

And if we’re lucky, all three! :)

143 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:38:12pm

re: #140 Iron Fist

Did someone say “boobs”?

144 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:38:16pm

re: #125 Iron Fist

It was a gangfight over who controlled the sale of stolen cattle. There were no “good” guys.

Trials often ended without a conviction, unless you were from out of town.

145 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:38:33pm

re: #111 brookly red

OK, name the 7 dwarfs…
(no Googeling)

Al Gore, Joe Biden, Michael Dukakis, Jesse Jackson, Dick Gephardt, Paul Simon, Gary Hart, Bruce Babbitt.

/Ok, I used Wiki.

146 Racer X  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:38:35pm

re: #137 DEZes

You cooking again?
*dives for cover*

Lisa!

147 dmandman  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:38:35pm

re: #136 brookly red


Actually Sleazey and Smarmy were Dwarves that didn’t make the cut when Disney was scoping out names.

148 solomonpanting  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:38:40pm

re: #133 Racer X

The New Bridge at Hoover Dam

Nice!



The dam was started in 1931 and used enough concrete to build a road from New York to San Francisco.

Now that’s dam far.

149 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:38:46pm

re: #142 Mithrax

And if we’re lucky, all three! :)

She came bursting through my office door with a pair of forty-fives and a pie.

150 Stuart Leviton  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:38:55pm

re: #140 Iron Fist

It is kind of a corallery to Godwin’s Law. The longer an LGF thread is, the greater the likelyhood of the topic becoming boobs, guns, or food.


That makes me hungry!

151 brookly red  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:39:04pm

re: #143 NonNativeTexan

Did someone say “boobs”?

no i was just thinking loudly…

152 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:39:05pm

re: #141 Racer X

Frank - Schtoopy

153 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:39:14pm

re: #136 brookly red

I saw that version & it ain’t from Disney ;)

Sneezy,Sleepy,Grumpy,Dopey,Doc,ShortShit,KimJongIl

154 Achilles Tang  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:39:20pm

re: #140 Iron Fist

It is kind of a corallery to Godwin’s Law. The longer an LGF thread is, the greater the likelyhood of the topic becoming boobs, guns, or food.

In that case, I’ll be back a bit later.

155 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:39:32pm
156 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:39:34pm

re: #111 brookly red

OK, name the 7 dwarfs…
(no Googeling)

Doc, Sneezy, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, shoot I forget the last one

157 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:39:47pm

re: #138 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

And we’re not?

Once in a while, but I overlook it.

158 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:39:53pm

re: #140 Iron Fist

It is kind of a corallery to Godwin’s Law. The longer an LGF thread is, the greater the likelyhood of the topic becoming boobs, guns, or food.

There’s a couple others but like they say, better to let sleeping dogs lie.

=]

159 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:40:09pm

LIZARDS!….listen up DAMNIT!…
c’mon…..


160 TheMatrix31  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:40:22pm

re: #116 Truck Monkey

Al Franken kissing a pig in Eveleth MN.
[Link: www.startribune.com…]

You could put lipstick on a pig, but it’ll still be fucked for kissing Al Franken.

161 dmandman  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:40:34pm

re: #156 Bobblehead

Happy….not too many lines….

162 brookly red  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:40:49pm

re: #153 SasquatchOnSteroids

Sneezy,Sleepy,Grumpy,Dopey,Doc,ShortShit,KimJongIl

that has potential…

163 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:40:52pm

re: #146 Racer X

Lisa!

I need a good stiff drink to withstand the *WHACK* that is in my future.

164 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:40:58pm

re: #156 Bobblehead

Doc, Sneezy, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, shoot I forget the last one

Ronery

165 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:41:08pm

re: #155 Iron Fist

It wouldn’t last. Trust me on that. After a while you just want to get to sleep.

I wouldn’t want it to last. Look at what happened to me last time! Sheesh.

/

166 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:41:22pm

re: #135 MandyManners

Time to go blow up some stuff! bbiab

Is that what you kids call it nowadays.
/

167 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:41:23pm

re: #159 albusteve

How many times has Kieth said, “hoo hoo!”

168 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:41:38pm

re: #156 Bobblehead

Doc, Sneezy, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, shoot I forget the last one

Happy.

169 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:41:46pm

re: #167 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

How many times has Keith said, “hoo hoo!”

Sorry, Steve.

170 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:43:18pm

re: #125 Iron Fist

I was reading something bacck of this that indicated that there was some suspicion that Wyatt Earp actually murdered Ike Clanton. It is also interesting to note that both Earp and Doc Holliday were charged with murder for the shootout at the OK Corral. They were acquitted or the charges were dropped (I don’t recall which). That sure puts a different spin on the so-called Wild West. We’re constantly told how allowing people to carry guns will return us to the “Wild West” days. If they’d put Wyatt Earp on trial for a shootout, I doubt that people were just wasting people right and left and nothing was happening to them.

They WERE hauled up on charges, it is known as the Spicer Trial. Ike Clanton filed murder charges and Johnny Behan was one of the main witnesses. Judge Spicer was critical of Virgil Earp’s decision to deputize his brothers, but determined that no laws were broken. There is a great book named “And Die in the West” by Paula Mitchell Marks about the gunfight and the trial.

171 Racer X  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:43:25pm

OK, getting ready put a Dr. Pepper marinated pork loin on the grill. I’ll let you all know how it turns out.

172 Kronocide  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:43:31pm

Zelaya’s plane can’t land in Honduras.

Zelaya, a wealthy rancher who has shifted to left during his presidency, has drawn most of his support from the working and middle classes, while his opponents are based in the ranks of the well-to-do.

Checking this narrative out…

173 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:43:38pm

re: #167 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

How many times has Kieth said, “hoo hoo!”

don’t know…but I’ll be sure to ask him for you

174 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:43:44pm

re: #168 Dark_Falcon

Happy.

Good for you, a liberal will be along to fix that.
///

175 tedzilla99  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:44:18pm

This is obviously a Photoshopped image - I can tell by the pixels.

/not really just jealous

176 Kronocide  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:44:21pm

re: #140 Iron Fist

The longer an LGF thread is, the greater the likelyhood of the topic becoming boobs, guns, or food.

Hey! I resemble that statement.

177 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:44:23pm

re: #168 Dark_Falcon

Happy.

Just tap it in. little tap,tap,taperoo.
/wrong Happy

178 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:44:42pm

re: #174 DEZes

Good for you, a liberal will be along to fix that.
///

liberals?….hahahahaha!….sorry

179 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:44:51pm

re: #140 Iron Fist

It is kind of a corallery to Godwin’s Law. The longer an LGF thread is, the greater the likelyhood of the topic becoming boobs, guns, or food.

You’ve got food on your boobs. Probably got it when you test fired your gun.

180 Bobblehead  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:44:59pm

re: #171 Racer X

OK, getting ready put a Dr. Pepper marinated pork loin on the grill. I’ll let you all know how it turns out.

I’ve done a Pepsi pot roast but nothing with Dr. Pepper. Hmm

181 tedzilla99  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:45:13pm

re: #12 Iron Fist

You missed Tombstone? The best western ever? Maybe not, but very, very good. A bit historically inaccurate, and there is one major mistake in the fight at the OK Corral, but overall quite excellent.

“Skin that smoke wagon!” That movie has terrific dialogue and is very quotable, if you’re an insufferable movie quoter like me.

182 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:45:57pm

re: #178 albusteve

liberals?….hahahahaha!….sorry

Dont Bogart that, pass me some.

183 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:46:38pm

Capt Morgan is on the other line….wait one

184 Killian Bundy  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:46:51pm

A Goldman trading scandal?

While most in the United States were celebrating the Fourth of July holiday, a Russian immigrant living in New Jersey was being held on federal charges of stealing secret computer trading codes from a major New York-based financial institution. Authorities did not identify the firm, but sources say that institution is none other than Goldman Sachs.

The charges, if proven, are significant because the codes that the accused, Sergey Aleynikov, tried to steal are the secret sauce to Goldman’s automated stock and commodities trading business. Federal authorities contend the computer codes and related-trading files that Aleynikov uploaded to a German-based website help this major financial institution generate millions of dollars in profits each year.

The platform is one of the things that gives Goldman an advantage over the competition when it comes to the rapid-fire trading of stocks and commodities. Federal authorities say the platform quickly processes rapid developments in the markets and using secret mathematical formulas, allows the firm to make highly-profitable automated trades.

/not good, if they can compromise league leader Goldman Sachs …

185 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:47:04pm

re: #172 BigPapa

Zelaya’s plane can’t land in Honduras.

Zelaya, a wealthy rancher who has shifted to left during his presidency, has drawn most of his support from the working and middle classes, while his opponents are based in the ranks of the well-to-do.

Checking this narrative out…

Not such a good overview. Zelaya drew much of his support by bribing the poor with free stuff (Who does that remind you of?). The rest of Honduras has turned against him, except for those alread yof a leftist bent.

186 Kronocide  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:47:13pm

Tombstone was good, but I’ll put Wyatt Earp a notch above, and The Outlaw Josey Wales above them all. There is no debating this, it’s a fact. No True Lizard would disagree!

187 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:47:16pm

re: #181 tedzilla99

“Skin that smoke wagon!” That movie has terrific dialogue and is very quotable, if you’re an insufferable movie quoter like me.

I often thought after 9/11, Bush should have given that speech.
What is it.
“I’m coming , and hell is coming with me?”

188 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:47:28pm

re: #172 BigPapa

Zelaya’s plane can’t land in Honduras.

Zelaya, a wealthy rancher who has shifted to left during his presidency, has drawn most of his support from the working and middle classes, while his opponents are based in the ranks of the well-to-do.

Checking this narrative out…

Yeah, looks pretty obvious. “The well-to-do” is used to create a sociological response — i.e. class warfare BS. They won’t use the real term which would be entrepreneurs or businessmen. Zekaya has plans to nationalize a lot of industry not unlike his ideological cousin Hugo Chavez.

189 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:47:49pm

re: #182 DEZes

Dont Bogart that, pass me some.

lemme find my stash….liberals? hahahaha!….shit

190 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:48:17pm

re: #182 DEZes

Dont Bogart that, pass me some.

‘Ere.

//

191 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:48:34pm

re: #183 albusteve

Had some Captain Morgan 100 recently. Gooood stuff.

192 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:48:36pm

re: #182 DEZes

Dont Bogart that, pass me some.

I need a new hat, and I want one like this.

Here’s looking at you, kid.

193 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:49:03pm

re: #181 tedzilla99

“Skin that smoke wagon!” That movie has terrific dialogue and is very quotable, if you’re an insufferable movie quoter like me.

And I am.
I have two guns sir, one for each of ya.

Nice to meet you Tedzilla.

194 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:49:07pm

re: #183 albusteve

Capt Morgan is on the other line….wait one

Tell him to get lost. Rum is something you’re better off without.

195 Kronocide  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:49:19pm

re: #185 Dark_Falcon

Not such a good overview. Zelaya drew much of his support by bribing the poor with free stuff (Who does that remind you of?).


That’s what I suspect but I’m trying to get the actual facts to see what real support he has.

196 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:49:28pm

re: #186 BigPapa

Outlaw Josey Wales - yes, Wyatt - no

197 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:49:32pm

re: #190 Gus 802

‘Ere.

//

This is some good shit….

198 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:49:44pm

re: #186 BigPapa

Tombstone was good, but I’ll put Wyatt Earp a notch above, and The Outlaw Josey Wales above them all. There is no debating this, it’s a fact. No True Lizard would disagree!

not sure about true Lizards…one HELL of a movie tho…I don’t know much about T Crooze but that was a fine flickola

199 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:50:00pm

re: #192 SteveC

I had a hat like that once. Thought I looked cool.

Saw a picture of me in the hat. Threw it away.

200 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:50:08pm

re: #191 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Had some Captain Morgan 100 recently. Gooood stuff.

my down hill partner

201 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:50:08pm

re: #197 DEZes

This is some good shit….

Fuzzy.

//

202 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:50:12pm

re: #186 BigPapa

Tombstone was good, but I’ll put Wyatt Earp a notch above, and The Outlaw Josey Wales above them all. There is no debating this, it’s a fact. No True Lizard would disagree!

Unforgiven
The Long Riders

203 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:50:26pm

re: #193 DEZes

And I am.
I have two guns sir, one for each of ya.

Nice to meet you Tedzilla.

Listen here, Mister Kansas Law-dog! Law don’t go ‘round here, savvy?

204 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:51:19pm

re: #186 BigPapa

Tombstone was good, but I’ll put Wyatt Earp a notch above, and The Outlaw Josey Wales above them all. There is no debating this, it’s a fact. No True Lizard would disagree!

Kevin Costner?
Pass that shit over here….

205 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:51:20pm

re: #184 Killian Bundy

A Goldman trading scandal?

/not good, if they can compromise league leader Goldman Sachs …

Very bad news indeed. That might spark another “crisis of confidence” in large financial firms, which of course You-Know-Who would not let go to waste.

206 Racer X  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:51:30pm

re: #180 Bobblehead

I’ve done a Pepsi pot roast but nothing with Dr. Pepper. Hmm

2 things I never do with Pepsi: Drink it, or cook with it.

207 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:51:31pm

re: #194 Dark_Falcon

Tell him to get lost. Rum is something you’re better off without.

speak for yourself…I’m well familiar with the Caribbean and all her vices

208 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:51:32pm

re: #184 Killian Bundy

A Goldman trading scandal?

/not good, if they can compromise league leader Goldman Sachs …

“They”? “Compromise”? This is the same Goldman that reports last week said is paying staff an average of $700,000?

But I’ll bet this Russian was an H-1B earning about $70,000.

I’ll wait for details, but my expectation is that this is one for the world’s smallest violin.

209 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:51:51pm

re: #86 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I would SO put one of those in my living room window.

I mean, Hell! It’s a major award!

Here. Pick the size that suits you best.

210 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:51:56pm

re: #199 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I had a hat like that once. Thought I looked cool.

Saw a picture of me in the hat. Threw it away.

Oh, but it looks good on you, though….
/rd

211 Kronocide  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:52:01pm

re: #196 NonNativeTexan

Outlaw Josey Wales - yes, Wyatt - no

I’ve had long drawn out flame wars on this, and I’m still in the minority. Mostly revolves around Kilmer vs Quaid as Doc Holliday: I gave Quaid the nod by a gravelly cough.

212 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:53:11pm

re: #204 DEZes

Kevin Costner?
Pass that shit over here….

K Costner?…hahaha!…oh man, the laughs never cease!…

213 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:53:37pm
214 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:53:51pm

re: #192 SteveC

I need a new hat, and I want one like this.

Here’s looking at you, kid.

That is a great look if you’re the type who can pull it off.

215 Killian Bundy  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:54:06pm

re: #208 itellu3times

“They”? “Compromise”? This is the same Goldman that reports last week said is paying staff an average of $700,000?

But I’ll bet this Russian was an H-1B earning about $70,000.

I’ll wait for details, but my expectation is that this is one for the world’s smallest violin.

/maybe when they crash your ATM

216 opilio  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:54:06pm

A fine specimen of Glebionis coronarium, the Crown Daisy.

217 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:55:06pm

re: #211 BigPapa

Quaid as Doc Holliday

The line “You can suck my rebel….!” didn’t hurt, either.

218 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:55:33pm

re: #216 opilio

A fine specimen of Glebionis coronarium, the Crown Daisy.

I saw a Glennbeckus coronarium on Fox the other day.

/

219 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:57:00pm

re: #212 albusteve

K Costner?…hahaha!…oh man, the laughs never cease!…

You need a break friend.

220 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:57:15pm

re: #215 Killian Bundy

Well, I’m working for one financial giant right now, and all I can say is I hope the other financial giant where I keep my money has better internal operations.

Though I’m sure they don’t.

221 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:58:13pm

re: #214 doppelganglander

That is a great look if you’re the type who can pull it off.

As soon as the Memorial Day Celebration ended at the Bolder Boulder, the skies broke. And like many college football stadiums, we were parked 7 miles from our seats - with very little cover anywhere in between. My current hat did its job, but the Colorado rain ruined it. :(

222 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:58:26pm

re: #219 DEZes

You need a break friend.


been there, done that

223 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:58:41pm

re: #222 albusteve

been there, done that

No like?

224 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:59:06pm

re: #219 DEZes

I never knew Sonny Bono was in The Moody Blues.

/

225 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:59:24pm

Ah, crap. Cynthia McKinney is returning to the U.S.

226 Killian Bundy  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:59:30pm

re: #208 itellu3times

“is the same Goldman that reports last week said is paying staff an average of $700,000?

And? They’re having a record year. It’s like bitching about the size of Exxon profits every quarter, nevermind Exxon is the world’s largest corporation with not a particularly impressive P/E ratio.

/imagine what they’ve earned for shareholders

227 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:59:38pm

re: #224 OldLineTexan

I never knew Sonny Bono was in The Moody Blues.

/

It was before he was a tree hugger.

228 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 6:59:52pm

re: #225 doppelganglander

Ah, crap. Cynthia McKinney is returning to the U.S.

Lock the doors! Hide the women and children!

229 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:00:09pm

re: #225 doppelganglander

Ah, crap. Cynthia McKinney is returning to the U.S.

Maybe if we offered them more money to keep her.

No, wait, the US is broke. We’re hosed.

230 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:00:24pm

re: #218 OldLineTexan

I saw a Glennbeckus coronarium on Fox the other day.

/

Was this it?

[Link: www.ktla.com…]

231 Racer X  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:00:36pm

Hey, I liked Kevin Costner in Waterworld, but he was better in A Perfect World. He is much better as a bad guy. He turned down the role of Bill in Kill Bill by Tarantino.

232 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:00:45pm

re: #223 DEZes

No like?

at the time yes, very much…best thing they ever did…crank it up, I dare you

233 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:01:24pm

re: #232 albusteve

at the time yes, very much…best thing they ever did…crank it up, I dare you


Crap no worky. :(

234 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:01:30pm
235 brookly red  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:02:01pm

re: #225 doppelganglander

Ah, crap. Cynthia McKinney is returning to the U.S.

dosen’t she have to be smoked or cured or something first?

236 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:02:07pm

re: #225 doppelganglander

Ah, crap. Cynthia McKinney is returning to the U.S.

Maybe if we floated a sign up there that said “US Left”, they’d turn around and take her to France or somethin’

237 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:02:10pm

re: #228 SteveC

Lock the doors! Hide the women and children!

I’m thinking about going down to the Atlanta airport with a sign, but it’s pretty late and tomorrow is a working day.

238 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:02:37pm

re: #235 brookly red

dosen’t she have to be smoked or cured or something first?

No fruits or vegetables.

239 Macker  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:03:06pm

re: #234 Iron Fist

Personally, I would have liked Operation Terrible Swift Sword….

240 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:03:20pm

Operation: 1000 Pound Gorilla

241 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:03:27pm

re: #233 DEZes

Crap no worky. :(

Ride My Seesaw…their closer…they flat out busted a cap on that one back in the day….flat out smashmouth

242 Kronocide  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:03:32pm

From Wikipedia
The President of Venezuela, Hugo Chávez, said that he would conduct a military intervention in Honduras if his diplomats are harmed and issued the vague threat “we will bring them down”.[22]

The economy has continued to grow slowly, but the distribution of wealth remains very polarized with average wages remaining low. Economic growth in the last few years has averaged 7% per year which has been one of the most successful growths in Latin America, but 50%, approximately 3.7 million, of the population still remains below the poverty line.[24] It is estimated that there are more than 1.2 million people who are unemployed, the rate of unemployment standing at 27.9%.

So, 50% of the people are above the poverty line. I wonder if this is a point of demarcation for Zelaya’s support?

243 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:03:34pm

re: #234 Iron Fist

The biggest fuckup in the Bush Administration was when he changed the name of Operation: Infinite Justice to Operation: Enduring Freedom. The mohammedans took from that the cue that the Administration was subject to politically correct pressure from them.

Right after 9-11 the Mohammedan world should have been asking themselves if they wanted us to hate them bad enough…well, they should have been concerned about their own mortality, and what a truly angry America can do about that.

Instead they were pissing and moaning about what we called our retalitory strike. We have/had a poster by the handle of “Orbit Rain”. I think that would have made a very good name for the operation, if we were going to change its name.

I just started reading a dated book, War Stories by O. North.
Will see what I think.

244 Macker  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:03:51pm

re: #240 SteveC

Now that would have pissed off General Ursus!

245 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:04:36pm

Here is a more complete quote that Bush should have used.
“you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?”
“You tell ‘em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?… ”
“Hell’s coming with me! “

246 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:04:51pm

re: #241 albusteve

Ride My Seesaw…their closer…they flat out busted a cap on that one back in the day….flat out smashmouth

Playing on youtube now.

247 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:05:11pm

re: #244 Macker

Now that would have pissed off General Ursus!

Everything pissed off General Ursus.

/

248 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:05:14pm

Charles -

I assume this is Your “Shot.” - Good Going. Even better would be one with a BEE. Got that on Ektachrome 64 many years ago on a Daffodil. Minolta SRT, 100-200 f 5.6 Celtic Zoom Lens, Hoya 55 mm Polarizer and “close-up” screw-in. Wish I still had it - an Image my younger sister “purloined” from me, along with THAT Camera and an XD-11. Story for another time.

-S-

249 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:05:43pm

re: #207 albusteve

speak for yourself…I’m well familiar with the Caribbean and all her vices

Very well. I’ve come to a hostility to hard liqueur. But I mostly keep that to myself because its a minority position almost everywhere in America. I’m too much the historian to be a prohibitionist, but I don’t like alcohol.

250 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:05:57pm

re: #244 Macker

Now that would have pissed off General Ursus!

General learn to push back from the table and not salute the Pot Roast so many times, he’d feel better!

251 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:06:01pm

re: #246 DEZes

Playing on youtube now.

you had to see them live back then….it was an extended jam…I was there

252 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:06:25pm

re: #248 Dr. Shalit

Charles -

I assume this is Your “Shot.” - Good Going. Even better would be one with a BEE. Got that on Ektachrome 64 many years ago on a Daffodil. Minolta SRT, 100-200 f 5.6 Celtic Zoom Lens, Hoya 55 mm Polarizer and “close-up” screw-in. Wish I still had it - an Image my younger sister “purloined” from me, along with THAT Camera and an XD-11. Story for another time.

-S-

Am I the only one who sometimes wishes for a high res link to the pics?

253 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:07:10pm

re: #251 albusteve

you had to see them live back then….it was an extended jam…I was there

I was 10 in 68.

254 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:07:22pm

Drive-by post, on the way to kicking back in front of the DVD player & TV:

I bought a mince pie at the store this afternoon, …
… so, unfortunately, there’ll be no desert for the ladies.

/*cackling fiendishly* … *running like hell* … good night, all

255 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:07:32pm

re: #248 Dr. Shalit

Don’t you dare turn this thread into one about a picture of a flower.
/

256 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:07:42pm

re: #253 DEZes

I was 10 in 68.

Give me your G.I. Joes.

257 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:07:48pm

re: #254 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Drive-by post, on the way to kicking back in front of the DVD player & TV:

I bought a mince pie at the store this afternoon, …
… so, unfortunately, there’ll be no desert for the ladies.

/*cackling fiendishly* … *running like hell* … good night, all

PIMF … desert = dessert

258 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:07:53pm

re: #252 DEZes

DEZes -

HELL NO!

-S-

259 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:07:56pm

re: #249 Dark_Falcon

Very well. I’ve come to a hostility to hard liqueur. But I mostly keep that to myself because its a minority position almost everywhere in America. I’m too much the historian to be a prohibitionist, but I don’t like alcohol.

that’s cool….Capt Morgan is good for the slopes as well as the beach…all things have their purpose weedhoppa…

260 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:08:05pm

re: #242 BigPapa

From Wikipedia
The President of Venezuela, Hugo Chávez, said that he would conduct a military intervention in Honduras if his diplomats are harmed and issued the vague threat “we will bring them down”.[22]

The economy has continued to grow slowly, but the distribution of wealth remains very polarized with average wages remaining low. Economic growth in the last few years has averaged 7% per year which has been one of the most successful growths in Latin America, but 50%, approximately 3.7 million, of the population still remains below the poverty line.[24] It is estimated that there are more than 1.2 million people who are unemployed, the rate of unemployment standing at 27.9%.

So, 50% of the people are above the poverty line. I wonder if this is a point of demarcation for Zelaya’s support?

Oddly enough the BBC has a profile that should raise some eyebrows:

Mr Zelaya won the hotly contested vote in 2005, beating Porfirio Lobo of the ruling National Party.

But food prices rose and violent crime continued.

Publicly backed by such leftists as Mr Chavez, Bolivian President Evo Morales and former Cuban leader Fidel Castro, Mr Zelaya began to lose the support of his own party.

In May 2007, Mr Zelaya ordered all of the country’s TV and radio stations to carry government propaganda for two hours a day, accusing them of giving his government unfair coverage.

In August 2008, he took Honduras into the Bolivarian Alternative for the Americas (Alba), an organisation set up by Venezuela as an alternative to the stalled US plan for a Free Trade Area of the Americas.

261 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:08:21pm

re: #256 OldLineTexan

Give me your G.I. Joes.

I blew em up.
Wish I were kidding.

262 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:09:05pm

re: #258 Dr. Shalit

DEZes -

HELL NO!

-S-

Now I feel less alone. ;)

263 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:09:09pm

Pull My Daisy

264 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:09:13pm
265 Racer X  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:09:16pm

This is a time waster, but fun. I created a Frake

266 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:09:22pm

re: #255 NonNativeTexan

“NNT” -

Thought it was - MY BAD.

-S-

267 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:11:25pm

re: #265 Racer X

This is a time waster, but fun. I created a Frake

I just ended up with a bumblepig.

268 [deleted]  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:11:27pm
269 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:11:28pm

re: #209 reine.de.tout

Here. Pick the size that suits you best.

Yep. If someone sent me one (for free), I would SO put that in my living room window.

270 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:12:05pm

re: #263 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Pull My Daisy

Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays.
/

271 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:12:13pm

re: #265 Racer X

This is a time waster, but fun. I created a Frake

The things we do to amuse ourselves.

I went with the Rabster.

272 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:12:19pm

re: #253 DEZes

I was 10 in 68.

well Nine Inch Nails may be your thing then….I’ve been there from the beginning…I have two maniac rockin older sisters that turned me on to Buddy Holly and Elvis, Chuck Berry and the rest…after that I was on my own…and here I am now

273 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:12:38pm

Here is a (seemingly) oldtimey vid.
Oh heck, here are three. Two are actually pretty old.

This one you can skip to :59, and you will need to turn it down, but it is worth it.

Listen to this one. genuwine dirty cowboy song, by a band that Roy Rogers once joined.

274 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:13:06pm

Went “moth hunting” for a bit. Vacuum cleaner… now about fifty of the little bastards are trapped inside the “monster”. (Saran wrap over the end!)

275 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:13:08pm

re: #267 DEZes

I just ended up with a bumblepig.

How in hell did you get Joe Biden out of that ?

276 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:13:13pm

re: #265 Racer X

This is a time waster, but fun. I created a Frake

Mine is a Bunhog, LOL
[Link: www.stumbleupon.com…]

277 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:13:26pm

re: #263 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Pull My Daisy

Put that up, women and children are about.

278 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:13:27pm

OT and shameless self promotion:

New book out named Heart of a Father about fathers dealing with their children’s Congenital Heart Defects, available from Amazon. I’ve got two essays in it, but my little works are crap compared to some of the stories. Real HAIR-RAISING stuff.

But you come to realize that a lot of those folks wearing medical scrubs are heroes - they just don’t wear a cape or a mask. And the parents who just keep hanging in there when everything seems to come apart at once, they’ve got a special kind of strength.

The Heart of a Father

279 alegrias  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:13:40pm

Chavez’ protege/wannabe Zelaya of Honduras FIRED his vice president—so Zelaya wouldn’t have competition when he tried to unlawfully extend his one term with vote-extending ballots printed by Chavez.

There’s no question who are the unlawful ayatollah like people in this Honduran conflict.

Too bad the good people of Honduras are being punished by Chavez bots.

280 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:14:06pm

re: #275 SasquatchOnSteroids

How in hell did you get Joe Biden out of that ?

Poke him in the ass with a lit cigarette butt, he’ll back out.

281 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:14:27pm

re: #275 SasquatchOnSteroids

How in hell did you get Joe Biden out of that ?

I crossed a bee with a pig, two of the dumbest life forms on the planet.

282 swamprat  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:14:44pm

re: #273 swamprat

Forgot to tie those vids to the western movies.

283 quiet man  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:15:04pm

re: #279 alegrias

Also punished by Obama…he still like tyrants more than he should

284 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:15:36pm

re: #281 DEZes

I crossed a bee with a pig, two of the dumbest life forms on the planet.

A bee with a pig should get ya a honey ham.

285 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:15:53pm

re: #281 DEZes

I crossed a bee with a pig, two of the dumbest life forms on the planet.

heh, pretty simple, actually.

286 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:15:54pm

re: #278 SteveC

OT and shameless self promotion

you can do that here , most of us are in favor of capitalism.

287 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:16:13pm

re: #279 alegrias

Chavez’ protege/wannabe Zelaya of Honduras FIRED his vice president—so Zelaya wouldn’t have competition when he tried to unlawfully extend his one term with vote-extending ballots printed by Chavez.

There’s no question who are the unlawful ayatollah like people in this Honduran conflict.

Too bad the good people of Honduras are being punished by Chavez bots.

yes agreed…and BO is doing them a huge injustice siding with the regional commies…quite the embarrassment….people are stupid tho and have no clue…our liberal BO supporters here will simply not address this issue

288 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:16:32pm

re: #284 OldLineTexan

A bee with a pig should get ya a honey ham.

Must not have pollinated it right then.

289 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:16:32pm

I wondered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o’er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in the never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced ; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed-and gazed-but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

290 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:17:06pm

re: #284 OldLineTexan

A bee with a pig should get ya a honey ham.

or one helluva buzz.

291 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:17:10pm

re: #289 MandyManners

I await my whack…….

292 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:17:15pm

re: #268 Iron Fist

To paraphrase Robert E. Lee, I do like it. That’s why I never drink it. At least not lately :-(

Good to hear. I wasn’t trying to be a killjoy, and I’m glad I didn’t come across that way. It’s a touchy topic for me, and I can’t explain the origin of my views due to the need to respect someone else’s privacy.

293 alegrias  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:17:23pm

Anyone want to bet Alaska’s citizens are happier than South Carolina’s citizens tonight?

Anyone bet South Carolinians would prefer Palin as their governor over dog Mark Sanford in a New York minute?

294 Kronocide  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:17:58pm

re: #260 Gus 802

I check AimE Good Man’s website DemocrazyNow! and found that she’s against the ‘coup d’etat.’ That seals it, I’m for it!

I have to go there every once in a while, get a good laugh. Where do they get their $?

295 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:18:06pm

re: #289 MandyManners

It’s a DAISY!
/

296 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:18:26pm

re: #291 DEZes

I await my whack…….

?

297 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:19:01pm

re: #294 BigPapa

I check AimE Good Man’s website DemocrazyNow! and found that she’s against the ‘coup d’etat.’ That seals it, I’m for it!

I have to go there every once in a while, get a good laugh. Where do they get their $?

Soros?

298 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:19:05pm

re: #296 MandyManners

?

Pan upthread……..
I will take it like a man.

299 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:19:06pm

re: #291 DEZes

I await my whack…….

Is that what you kids call it….. ah nevermind.

300 jvic  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:19:09pm

re: #208 itellu3times

“They”? “Compromise”? This is the same Goldman that reports last week said is paying staff an average of $700,000?

But I’ll bet this Russian was an H-1B earning about $70,000.

I’ll wait for details, but my expectation is that this is one for the world’s smallest violin.

According to the link, he’s making $400K.

Maybe he quit and Goldman is retaliating with spurious accusations. Maybe he was fired and he is retaliating against Goldman. Maybe he’s a crook.

You’re right. I’ll wait for details.

301 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:19:25pm

re: #294 BigPapa

I check AimE Good Man’s website DemocrazyNow! and found that she’s against the ‘coup d’etat.’ That seals it, I’m for it!

I have to go there every once in a while, get a good laugh. Where do they get their $?

she is a total piece of shit….publically she is utterly worthless

302 Kronocide  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:19:36pm

re: #279 alegrias

Where’d you see that? Linky!

303 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:19:56pm

re: #299 Truck Monkey

Is that what you kids call it….. ah nevermind.

Whack whack whack.
Ah crap, I’m blind.

304 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:20:02pm

re: #296 MandyManners

?

I read it.
Hit him.

/

305 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:20:24pm

re: #283 quiet man

Also punished by Obama…he still like tyrants more than he should

Speaking of president Zero they have an article of his from 1983 entitled “Breaking the War Mentality.”

The direct link to the PDF.

Article in NY Times.

This is from when he was at Columbia. Provides information for expanding on Obama’s radical profile.

306 tradewind  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:20:39pm

Dammit, I thought this was gonna be a bb gun thread…….

307 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:20:42pm

re: #304 SasquatchOnSteroids

I read it.
Hit him.

/

I didn’t read it.

Hit him.

/

308 alegrias  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:20:46pm

re: #283 quiet man

Also punished by Obama…he still like tyrants more than he should

* * * **
Imagine if Obama had flown to Moscow yesterday, on America’s Independence Day: Welcome home to Papa Marx & Lenin, Komrade, leave your Kapitalist Running Dog Country behind.

He’s going back to the USSR, we don’t know how lucky we are~

309 OldLineTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:21:39pm

re: #304 SasquatchOnSteroids

I read it.
Hit him.

/

Me, too.

Hit him twice.

310 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:21:48pm

re: #307 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I didn’t read it.

Hit him.

/

With friends like you, who needs enemas?

311 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:21:57pm

re: #297 MandyManners

Soros?

I was right!

Democracy Now! receives indirect funding from George Soros, and direct funding from Soros’ Open Society Institute, the Glaser Foundation, the Ford Foundation, the Tides Foundation, the Public Welfare Foundation, the Schumann Center for Media and Democracy, and other left-leaning foundations.

312 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:22:30pm

re: #293 alegrias

Anyone want to bet Alaska’s citizens are happier than South Carolina’s citizens tonight?

Anyone bet South Carolinians would prefer Palin as their governor over dog Mark Sanford in a New York minute?

I’d make that deal, but Alaska would want “a player to be named later” and we don’t have anybody. Can’t add cash to sweeten the deal because we’re low on funds.

(Don’t let the MSN fool ya. The only time Mark Sanford was a “Presidential Contender” was when Earle and Billy mixed up that batch of cornmash out back of the tool shed.)

313 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:22:44pm

re: #278 SteveC

OT and shameless self promotion:

New book out named Heart of a Father about fathers dealing with their children’s Congenital Heart Defects, available from Amazon. I’ve got two essays in it, but my little works are crap compared to some of the stories. Real HAIR-RAISING stuff.

But you come to realize that a lot of those folks wearing medical scrubs are heroes - they just don’t wear a cape or a mask. And the parents who just keep hanging in there when everything seems to come apart at once, they’ve got a special kind of strength.

The Heart of a Father

Congratulations, SteveC. It’s on my wish list.

314 legalpad  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:22:44pm

re: #245 NonNativeTexan

Hell’s coming with me -

315 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:22:49pm

re: #309 OldLineTexan

Me, too.

Hit him twice.

You fargon bastages….

316 tradewind  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:23:08pm

re: #311 MandyManners

If it’s a moonbat cause that’s bad for America, soros the sun rises in the east, he’s got money in it.

317 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:23:11pm

re: #308 alegrias

* * * **
Imagine if Obama had flown to Moscow yesterday, on America’s Independence Day: Welcome home to Papa Marx & Lenin, Komrade, leave your Kapitalist Running Dog Country behind.

He’s going back to the USSR, we don’t know how lucky we are~

318 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:23:28pm

re: #298 DEZes

Pan upthread……..
I will take it like a man.

I read it before I logged off and laughed.

319 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:24:03pm

re: #304 SasquatchOnSteroids

I read it.
Hit him.

/

re: #307 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I didn’t read it.

Hit him.

/

I don’t know what we’re talking about. I say hit him!

320 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:24:13pm

re: #318 MandyManners

I read it before I logged off and laughed.

No whack?
sighs

321 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:24:17pm

re: #316 tradewind

If it’s a moonbat cause that’s bad for America, soros the sun rises in the east, he’s got money in it.

Evil fucker has his fingers in many pies.

322 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:24:55pm

re: #312 SteveC

I’d make that deal, but Alaska would want “a player to be named later” and we don’t have anybody. Can’t add cash to sweeten the deal because we’re low on funds.

(Don’t let the MSN fool ya. The only time Mark Sanford was a “Presidential Contender” was when Earle and Billy mixed up that batch of cornmash out back of the tool shed.)

So the reporters were drinking moonshine? That does explain a lot.

323 alegrias  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:25:03pm

re: #287 albusteve

yes agreed…and BO is doing them a huge injustice siding with the regional commies…quite the embarrassment….people are stupid tho and have no clue…our liberal BO supporters here will simply not address this issue

* * * **

Democrats literally & figuratively siding with Pol Pot against his millions of dead victims in the Khmer Rouge Killing Fields—

We’ve seen this movie before so many times.

Don’t expect liberals to cry for little budding democracies.

Don’t cry for me, Honduristas
The truth is I like terroristas
It’s such a shame
You played the game
You kept your promise,
I kept my distance

324 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:25:16pm

I love Discover the Networks.

325 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:25:21pm

re: #321 MandyManners

Hell - pies? He owns the bakeries.

326 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:25:32pm

re: #321 MandyManners

Evil fucker has his fingers in many pies.

Is that what you kids are calling it….. I’m out..

G’nite Lizardum.

327 quiet man  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:25:47pm

re: #323 alegrias

Laughing

you nailed it

328 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:25:55pm

re: #319 Truck Monkey

I don’t know what we’re talking about. I say hit him!

I see how it is now you… you…. Truck Monkey.

329 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:26:03pm

re: #321 MandyManners

Evil fucker has his fingers in many pies.

I don’t call him the Dark Lord Soros for nothing

330 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:26:09pm

Oh gosh…. The end of “Field of Dreams”. If you don’t have chills when Ray says, “You wanna have a catch?” to his dad… and the line of cars stretching off into the Iowa night… you’re dead. You’re just dead.

331 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:26:25pm

re: #320 DEZes

No whack?
sighs

Just wait.

332 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:26:34pm

re: #324 MandyManners

I love Discover the Networks.

So do I. It’s a great site.

333 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:26:49pm

In the course of adding SteveC’s book to my wish list, I discovered that Amazon is offering many classic works FREE for the Kindle. Pride and Prejudice, Treasure Island, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and other out-of-copyright books are free for download. I could save the cost of the Kindle just by getting all the ones I don’t already own. I had better start dropping hints for Christmas.

334 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:26:52pm

re: #331 MandyManners

Just wait.

Oh I am. ;)

335 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:27:03pm

re: #330 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh gosh…. The end of “Field of Dreams”. If you don’t have chills when Ray says, “You wanna have a catch?” to his dad… and the line of cars stretching off into the Iowa night… you’re dead. You’re just dead.

One of the great scenes of all time…

336 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:27:10pm

re: #334 DEZes

(i have my own)

337 quiet man  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:27:23pm

re: #329 Dark_Falcon

We need to stop Soros from going to plaid in this country like he did in others

red, white, and blue, forever

338 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:27:29pm

re: #317 Dark_Falcon

at their very finest!…nice trip back to ‘69….yeah!

339 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:27:58pm

re: #335 HoosierHoops

One of the great scenes of all time…

If you build it they will cum?
Oh wait, wrong movie……

340 alegrias  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:28:14pm

re: #302 BigPapa

Where’d you see that? Linky!

* * * *
Sorry I have no linky to the news report that Zelaya fired his Vice President.

I heard it on the John Batchellor (sp?) show on WMAL 630 AM in Washington DC this afternoon while brushing my teeth.

341 NonNativeTexan  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:28:28pm

re: #338 albusteve

at their very finest!…nice trip back to ‘69….yeah!

Is that what you kids call it now adays?
You gone truck monkey?

342 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:29:17pm

re: #336 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

(i have my own)

We know, now put it away before the cops bust you again.

343 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:29:25pm

re: #329 Dark_Falcon

I don’t call him the Dark Lord Soros for nothing

Who was this character in Austin Powers?

344 doppelganglander  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:29:31pm

re: #333 doppelganglander

In the course of adding SteveC’s book to my wish list, I discovered that Amazon is offering many classic works FREE for the Kindle. Pride and Prejudice, Treasure Island, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and other out-of-copyright books are free for download. I could save the cost of the Kindle just by getting all the ones I don’t already own. I had better start dropping hints for Christmas.

You can get “The Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci!” For free!

I’m going to sign out and go to bed before I lose control and actually order the darn thing.

345 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:29:36pm

re: #339 DEZes

If you build it they will cum?
Oh wait, wrong movie……

The scene where it is like a dream and he meets Moondust Graham on that deserted street..Just classic

346 solomonpanting  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:30:15pm

re: #281 DEZes

I crossed a bee with a pig, two of the dumbest life forms on the planet.

Actually, pigs have been ranked as high as fourth on the intelligence scale.

347 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:30:23pm

re: #332 Dark_Falcon

So do I. It’s a great site.

All I did was search for Democracy Now and Discover the Networks.

348 SteveC  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:30:28pm

re: #330 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh gosh…. The end of “Field of Dreams”. If you don’t have chills when Ray says, “You wanna have a catch?” to his dad… and the line of cars stretching off into the Iowa night… you’re dead. You’re just dead.

“People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game….it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh… people will come Ray, people will most definitely come.”

James Earl Jones, God’s gift to the spoken word. He even makes “This is CNN!” sound good.

/Ok, that’s stretching it a bit.

349 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:30:28pm

Daisy!
Nom Nom….

350 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:30:53pm

re: #341 NonNativeTexan

Is that what you kids call it now adays?
You gone truck monkey?

kids are stupid…’cept mine…they know that song well and a host of others…my daughter is a bigger Beatles fan than me!

351 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:31:07pm

re: #346 solomonpanting

Actually, pigs have been ranked as high as fourth on the intelligence scale.

So was Biden…..

352 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:31:45pm

re: #343 MandyManners

Who was this character in Austin Powers?

I love that photoshop! It’s hilarious.

353 alegrias  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:31:53pm

re: #312 SteveC

I’d make that deal, but Alaska would want “a player to be named later” and we don’t have anybody. Can’t add cash to sweeten the deal because we’re low on funds.

(Don’t let the MSN fool ya. The only time Mark Sanford was a “Presidential Contender” was when Earle and Billy mixed up that batch of cornmash out back of the tool shed.)

* * * *
Mark Sanford was a John McCain backer going back to 1999’s presidential primary announcement tours.

McCain counted on Sanford’s help to win the 2000 South Carolina primary that ended up being George W. Bush’s come-back after Bush lost New Hampshire in a landslide to McCain.

McCain & Sanford were similar. McCain left his first wife & children, and lived to marry a new “soulmate” Cindy, and run for president.

Perhaps Sanford thought he could pull a McCain, have his cake & eat it too.

354 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:32:11pm

re: #345 HoosierHoops

Moonlight! Ya psycho!

355 albusteve  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:33:27pm

and my boy is deep into vintage blues…gotta love it

356 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:33:35pm

re: #354 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Moonlight! Ya psycho!

whoops..That’s what I meant

357 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:33:47pm

re: #353 alegrias

(*prolly not*)

358 mich-again  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:34:29pm

That daisy ends up at “loves me not.”

359 DEZes  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:35:19pm

re: #358 mich-again

That daisy ends up at “loves me not.”

Welcome to my world.

360 avanti  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:36:49pm

re: #330 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh gosh…. The end of “Field of Dreams”. If you don’t have chills when Ray says, “You wanna have a catch?” to his dad… and the line of cars stretching off into the Iowa night… you’re dead. You’re just dead.

I had to sit through the credits so I would not be seen all red eyed when the lights came up.

361 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:39:28pm

re: #360 avanti

I had to sit through the credits so I would not be seen all red eyed when the lights came up.

There are certain guys films that It’s ok to cry…..
Like Brian’s Song..or field of dreams…

362 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:39:59pm

re: #347 MandyManners

All I did was search for Democracy Now and Discover the Networks.

Obama’s profile is the most hair raising.

[Link: www.discoverthenetworks.org…]

The 1970s and CPUSA Member Frank Marshall Davis
Columbia University
Socialist Scholars Conferences
Community Organizer
Trained in the Saul Alinsky Method
Introduction to ACORN and Project Vote
Harvard Law School and Khalid al-Mansour
Litigator for Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland, P.C
More ACORN Connections
Bill Ayers, Bernardine Dohrn, and Obama’s Entry into Politics
Chicago Annenberg Challenge and Bill Ayers
Obama Endorses Ayers’ Book
Obama Betrays Palmer
Endorsement by the New Party
The Marxist Carl Davidson and the 1996 State Senate Race
Democratic Socialists of America Endorse Obama
Joyce Foundation
Woods Fund of Chicago and Bill Ayers
Failed Congressional Campaign (2000)
Rashid Khalidi, Ali Abunimah, and the the Arab American Action Network
Robert Blackwell and the Quid Pro Quo
Iraq War
U.S. Senate Campaign (2004)
Alliance with MoveOn.org
Obama Defines Conservatism
Obama Accuses the Bush Administration of Racism
Obama Endorses Dorothy Tillman, Proponent of Reparations and Admirer of Louis Farrakhan
Support from George Soros
Running for President
Michelle Obama Takes an Active Role in the Campaign
High-Profile Supporters
Al Sharpton
Robert Malley and the Hamas Incident
Obama’s Ties to ACORN
Foreign Contributions to Presidential Campaign

And much, much more.

I’m scratching my head again: how did this man ever get into the White House?

363 solomonpanting  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:40:54pm

re: #330 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh gosh…. The end of “Field of Dreams”. If you don’t have chills when Ray says, “You wanna have a catch?” to his dad… and the line of cars stretching off into the Iowa night… you’re dead. You’re just dead.

Some of my fondest memories of my dad and me.

364 Achilles Tang  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:43:40pm

re: #186 BigPapa

Tombstone was good, but I’ll put Wyatt Earp a notch above, and The Outlaw Josey Wales above them all. There is no debating this, it’s a fact. No True Lizard would disagree!

Of course I don’t disagree; but you forgot Lonesome Dove.

365 tradewind  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:43:41pm

re: #362 Gus 802

He turned the race card into a golden ticket.

366 Gus  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:44:32pm

re: #365 tradewind

He turned the race card into a golden ticket.

Yeah he did. Of course the left played right into it out of fear.

367 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:45:56pm

re: #262 DEZes

DEZes -

Let me familiarize you with a Japanese MAN by the name of Ginzaburo Horiuchi. I assume he is deceased by now, if not, Horiuchi Family, please contact me. “Ginza” was an employee, Quality Control, for Mitsubishi Motors, Mizushima Plant.
We met in 1986 regarding a problem with a 1986 Dodge Conquest, (Mitsubishi Starion) at the time, a “poor(er) man’s Porsche 944.” “Ginza” was a Great Guy, authorized a “tear-down” that showed that the “Factory” Screwed Up in molding a manifold. He allowed us to so advise the customer, pay for the the customer’s “Rent-A-Car” - and issue him a BIG “So Sorry.” The customer was good with that - and apart from maintenance - never heard from the customer again as to negativity.
“Ginza”, as I, also owned Minolta Cameras, and when I asked him about it, considering Mitsubishi owned both NIKON and PENTAX at the time. He explained it to me as follows - same Quality - Lower Price. Where we disagreed was about my SEARS Lenses - Made in Korea. As he put it to me - Korean Lens - NOT as good as Japanese. “Ginza” was correct on this one on an absolute basis. On a Price to Quality analysis - Not So Much. I allowed Ginza to be a Japanese Chauvanist on this one.
I REVERE honest people, and pray for them .
As to Japan - Ginzaburo was “as good as it gets.” I HOPE I can be as good.
That is all.

-S-

368 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 7:53:32pm

re: #359 DEZes

(DEZes)
Try another!
It’ll work out better.
Maybe!

369 Silvergirl  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 8:16:54pm

re: #91 doppelganglander

Pushing Daisies: The best show of the last two years that no one watched.


I applaud your taste. I finished the first season and have the second reserved on Netflix when it’s released later this month.

370 GGMac  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 8:21:27pm

re: #311 MandyManners

I was right!

Democracy Now! receives indirect funding from George Soros, and direct funding from Soros’ Open Society Institute, the Glaser Foundation, the Ford Foundation, the Tides Foundation, the Public Welfare Foundation, the Schumann Center for Media and Democracy, and other left-leaning foundations.

The Tides Foundation - Tuh-ray-zuh’s little hobby.

371 Mich-again  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 8:48:09pm

re: #360 avanti

I had to sit through the credits so I would not be seen all red eyed when the lights came up.

I think of that scene when I’m playing catch with the 14 yo in the street in front of the house. But the phrasing is a bit different here.. More like, Hey you wanna go play catch.

372 Kulhwch  Sun, Jul 5, 2009 10:49:43pm

Okay, some interesting evolution, and some lame evollution.

The interesting evolution: Boy discovers microbe that eats plastic … of course once he found it, he bred it to be more efficient … so he gave evolution a hand-up.

Lame evolution: Peanut Butter, The Atheist’s Nightmare!

Note that they confuse biogenesis with evolution.  So this is clearly a strawman.

}:)     [Maybe marmalade will be a better choice … ]


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