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1 Chicken Kiev  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:50:21pm

dumbo

2 davinvalkri  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:51:37pm

Can’t…be…snarky…elephant…too…cute…

3 bosforus  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:51:41pm

Nice hay.

4 Charles Johnson  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:51:46pm

That brain-damaged freak gclaghorn tried to register another sock puppet tonight.

5 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:53:49pm

re: #4 Charles

Trying to get their Zooborns-themed-hateon?

6 Kragar  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:53:59pm

Why do my kids think I’m speaking Swahili or trying to discuss particle physics when I say the words “Turn off the TV and get ready for bed”?

7 sngnsgt  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:56:01pm

re: #6 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Why do my kids think I’m speaking Swahili or trying to discuss particle physics when I say the words “Turn off the TV and get ready for bed”?

8 bosforus  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:58:11pm

re: #6 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

…get ready for bed”?


I think it’s the “get ready” part. It’s not that they don’t understand it, it’s just that the phrase is way too open to interpretation. I mean, who’s to say that it doesn’t take thirty minutes, four twinkies, and a good fifteen minute stare at the TV to get ready for bed?

9 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:58:39pm

Now I know why the caged bird sings.

10 Macker  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:59:11pm

re: #4 Charles

That brain-damaged freak gclaghorn tried to register another sock puppet tonight.

OK everyone…all on 3…1…2…3!

11 NY Nana  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:59:22pm

But can they do this?

12 Kragar  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 9:59:52pm

re: #9 Noam Sayin’

Now I know why the caged bird sings.

Electric shocks?

13 iceweasel  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:02:47pm

re: #5 Fenway_Nation

Trying to get their Zooborns-themed-hateon?

Why are you a progressive fascist totalitarian who only pretends to like baby elephants, as a cover for really hating them?
///

(psychotic conspiracy logic)

14 Racer X  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:02:51pm
15 Kragar  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:03:20pm

Plus, everyone needs to go see District 9

16 [deleted]  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:03:33pm
17 freetoken  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:04:53pm

re: #4 Charles

I want a sock-puppet too!
I want a sock-puppet too!
I want a sock-puppet too!
I want a sock-puppet too!
I want a sock-puppet too!
I want a sock-puppet too!
I want a sock-puppet too!

gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme…

/will they ever learn?

18 Soona'  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:05:50pm

re: #15 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Plus, everyone needs to go see District 9

That’s the imprisoned alian movie, right?

19 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:06:35pm

Kettle, meet pot, meet kettle

Hamas cracks down on radical group

There can be only one!

20 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:07:10pm

re: #15 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Plus, everyone needs to go see District 9

It’s like Apartheid…with aliens!

21 Kragar  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:07:19pm

re: #18 Soona’

That’s the imprisoned alian movie, right?

Yup, damn fine piece of film

22 lurking faith  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:07:28pm

re: #6 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Why do my kids think I’m speaking Swahili or trying to discuss particle physics when I say the words “Turn off the TV and get ready for bed”?

Have you tried actually discussing particle physics? Perhaps they would then volunteer to go upstairs.

23 solomonpanting  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:08:14pm
24 Killgore Trout  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:08:35pm

Loves me an elephant. Nice music too.

25 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:09:35pm

Henry Mancini’s “Baby Elephant Walk”

26 NY Nana  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:09:57pm

Not work safe, not for kids…but ROTLFL material!

27 Killgore Trout  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:10:07pm

Not completely OT: The song stuck in my head…
Havin A Time

28 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:10:12pm

re: #23 solomonpanting

Beaten by THIS much! ;)

29 jcm  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:10:18pm

Shit…
Fucking open hand crap is getting outta’ control.

US senator set for Myanmar Burma [ed. JCM] talks

A US senator is set to become the most senior Washington official to meet Myanmar’s ruling military leaders during talks in the Southeast Asian nation.

Jim Webb, a Democratic senator from the eastern US state of Virginia, was scheduled to hold talks with Senior General Than Shwe, the head of Myanmar’s army and the country’s leader, on Saturday (0430GMT).

How ‘bout a precondition?
Release Aung San Suu Kyi then we’ll talk.

30 swamprat  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:10:22pm

re: #19 Desert Dog

Kettle, meet pot, meet kettle

Hamas cracks down on radical group

There can be only one!

If I were more cynical, I’d think these were merely gangs using the cloak of religious fundamentalism as a tool to gain power.

31 lurking faith  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:10:57pm

re: #12 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Electric shocks?

*muffled shriek*

You are not allowed anywhere near my little parakeets!

32 Kragar  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:13:40pm

re: #31 lurking faith

*muffled shriek*

You are not allowed anywhere near my little parakeets!

But it works!

33 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:13:41pm

Inside the Taliban: ‘The more troops they send, the more targets we have’

If this writer can make it up to these bastards, why can’t we send a drone over there to let them meet Allah, up close and personal?

34 jcm  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:14:13pm

Marc Andreessen back in the browser biz?

Marc Andreessen, founder of Netscape, is reportedly backing a startup called RockMelt that is throwing its hat into the increasingly crowded ring of the browser wars. Little is known about RockMelt at this point aside from rumor and innuendo. The idea, supposedly, is to build a new browser from the ground up rather than just re-engineering the existing browser engine model. It sounds like a daunting undertaking which leads me to wonder- why? If RockMelt ends up being the greatest web browser ever built and is victorious in the browser market share war, what exactly does it win?
35 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:15:15pm

Somebody probably linked to this already, but…

However, an influential Democratic representative said the House would only pass a health care bill in January or later, signaling continuing rifts within Obama’s party on his domestic priority for 2009.

“We’re taking some time to make sure it’s done right,” said Rep. John Murtha of Pennsylvania. “I don’t know that we’ll get something done before January, and even then we may not get it done. We’re going to do it right when it’s finally done.”

May the CYA begin LOL

[Link: www.cnn.com…]

36 Last Mohican  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:15:22pm
37 jcm  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:15:56pm

re: #33 Desert Dog

Inside the Taliban: ‘The more troops they send, the more targets we have’

If this writer can make it up to these bastards, why can’t we send a drone over there to let them meet Allah, up close and personal?

‘cause the bastards hide among women and children.

38 solomonpanting  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:16:22pm

re: #28 Floral Giraffe

Beaten by THIS much! ;)

S’okay.
Here’s one that proves evolution.
Click on #2.

39 sngnsgt  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:17:03pm

re: #35 Walter L. Newton

Murtha’s a moron.

40 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:17:47pm

re: #34 jcm

Marc Andreessen back in the browser biz?

I use Firefox and Safari now. I have tried Chrome, it was ok too. I cannot used IE anymore…it is just too bulky. Let’s see what this one can do.

41 Soona'  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:17:51pm

re: #32 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

But it works!

After a while you don’t even have to actually shock them. Just pick up the wires and start whistling.

42 Kragar  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:18:14pm

re: #35 Walter L. Newton

Somebody probably linked to this already, but…

However, an influential Democratic representative said the House would only pass a health care bill in January or later, signaling continuing rifts within Obama’s party on his domestic priority for 2009.

“We’re taking some time to make sure it’s done right,” said Rep. John Murtha of Pennsylvania. “I don’t know that we’ll get something done before January, and even then we may not get it done. We’re going to do it right when it’s finally done.”

May the CYA begin LOL

[Link: www.cnn.com…]

Of course with a little luck, Murtha will be up on charges by next January

43 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:18:38pm

re: #36 Last Mohican

Grand Prismatic Spring in Yellowstone Park

Yellowstone is a cool place, fer sure

44 rain of lead  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:18:42pm

Obama has another joe the plumber moment

he admits he’s gonna have to raise taxes

“You can’t tell us how you’re going to pay for this,” the man said. “The only way you’re going to get that money is raise our taxes.”

“You are absolutely right. I can’t cover another 47 million people for free. I can’t do that. We’re going to have to find money from somewhere,” Obama said

bwahahahah, suckers…how’s that hope and change working out for you.

hunh, whaa… oh crap!

45 freetoken  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:19:23pm

re: #34 jcm

It would be more productive if he addressed two of the big flaws with HTML (rather than just creating another browser.)

HTML, which is the principal way of presenting and using the internet these days, is a product of the English language. Other languages with different methods of writing are left out. Furthermore, what is most ironic is that even though the internet, the web, and associated tools all came out of scientific and engineering communities there is still no standard way of having a browser handle mathematics, which to me is a great flaw.

46 Syrah  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:19:30pm

Learning how politics should be discussed.

A lesson taught by example.

47 [deleted]  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:19:49pm
48 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:20:13pm

re: #39 sngnsgt

Murtha’s a moron.

Yes, but it’s nice to see that moron squirming like this. If someone as senior as Murtha is starting to waffle on this health care proposal, then it’s not a far stretch to expect to see a lot of the other Dems starting to think twice about this.

49 Mich-again  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:20:40pm

The baby elephant was cute. Odd though that it likes to play with the big blue ball so much. There is nothing in its natural habitat resembling that thing. How did it learn to play like that?

50 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:21:15pm

re: #49 Mich-again

The baby elephant was cute. Odd though that it likes to play with the big blue ball so much. There is nothing in its natural habitat resembling that thing. How did it learn to play like that?

I like big blue balls to be played with.

51 jcm  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:21:43pm

re: #49 Mich-again

The baby elephant was cute. Odd though that it likes to play with the big blue ball so much. There is nothing in its natural habitat resembling that thing. How did it learn to play like that?

Intelligence and playfulness are linked…

52 [deleted]  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:22:14pm
53 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:22:41pm

re: #51 jcm

Intelligence and playfulness are linked…

So, is that why I like to play with my… never mind!

54 lurking faith  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:22:56pm

re: #32 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I think electric shock would be among the few things that would actually cause my birds to shut up for a minute. They sing pretty much nonstop.

Very cheery little critters. (Usually it’s great, but when I’m in a bad mood, all that happy warbling is kinda irritating…)

55 Soona'  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:23:56pm

re: #52 mikeysdca

It’s an intelligent animal with imagination. Sort of like my cat, or me.

Either that or it’s bored out of its mind and thinks, “what the hell”.

56 Bagua  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:24:05pm

re: #49 Mich-again

The baby elephant was cute. Odd though that it likes to play with the big blue ball so much. There is nothing in its natural habitat resembling that thing. How did it learn to play like that?

Global Warming, it’s accelerating evolutionary play in Probosciea.

57 Macker  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:24:11pm

NY Nana…if you’re still up. Thanks for the award! At last count…74!

58 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:24:45pm

re: #56 Bagua

Global Warming, it’s accelerating evolutionary play in Probosciea.

Oh, great. Soon the little gray guy will be onto Nintendo and X-box.

59 sngnsgt  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:25:02pm

re: #47 mikeysdca

Another good reason to not live in PA. I hope I never return. I’m in Las Vegas, NV now, you can’t walk 20 ft without tripping over a for sale or foreclosure sign. (Not that Harry Reed is any better)

60 lurking faith  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:25:55pm

re: #59 sngnsgt

Another good reason to not live in PA. I hope I never return. I’m in Las Vegas, NV now, you can’t walk 20 ft without tripping over a for sale or foreclosure sign. (Not that Harry Reed is any better)


You can’t walk 20 ft without tripping over Harry Reid?

61 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:26:24pm

re: #60 lurking faith

You can’t walk 20 ft without tripping over Harry Reid?

Wow. That is one persistent campaigner.

62 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:27:36pm

re: #59 sngnsgt

Another good reason to not live in PA. I hope I never return. I’m in Las Vegas, NV now, you can’t walk 20 ft without tripping over a for sale or foreclosure sign. (Not that Harry Reed is any better)

Sounds like Phoenix…we have the tumbleweeds rolling along the empty streets here as well. Boom and Bust…the Boom lasted 20 years…I hope the Bust is shorter

63 sngnsgt  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:28:17pm

re: #60 lurking faith

You can’t walk 20 ft without tripping over Harry Reid?

No, homes for sale silly, I’d kick ol’ Harry over if he gets anywhere near the house! (No state taxes out here)

64 Soona'  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:29:28pm

re: #63 sngnsgt

No, homes for sale silly, I’d kick ol’ Harry over if he gets anywhere near the house! (No state taxes out here)

Yet.

65 sngnsgt  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:29:37pm

re: #62 Desert Dog

Sounds like Phoenix…we have the tumbleweeds rolling along the empty streets here as well. Boom and Bust…the Boom lasted 20 years…I hope the Bust is shorter

That’s the way Vegas is right now, my Father lives in PA and owns 2 rental properties here in Vegas.

66 lurking faith  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:32:27pm

re: #63 sngnsgt

No, homes for sale silly, I’d kick ol’ Harry over if he gets anywhere near the house! (No state taxes out here)

Glad to hear it. Having Harry everywhere would be worse than having rats, raccoons, and skunks all over the nieghborhood!

Well, good night, all. It’s time to round up the birds and convince them to sleep.

67 sngnsgt  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:34:19pm

re: #66 lurking faith

‘Nite lurker…

68 rain of lead  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:34:45pm

Debating the President

20 of the best answers to “health care/insurance reform

69 Soona'  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:36:19pm

re: #65 sngnsgt

That’s the way Vegas is right now, my Father lives in PA and owns 2 rental properties here in Vegas.

I think the zero wants to turn places like LV into ghost towns. This is a sad time in this nation’s history.

70 rain of lead  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:39:56pm

did everyone run over to read my link?

71 rain of lead  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:40:19pm

I think so

72 pat  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:41:04pm

Actually, That’s the way you exercise elephants.

73 rain of lead  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:41:08pm

sorry boss, didn’t mean to kill the thread

74 jcm  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:42:22pm

re: #70 rain of lead

did everyone run over to read my link?

re: #70 rain of lead

did everyone run over to read my link?

Scanned, favorited and updinged…

Too late for serious cognition… even if I was capable of what ever serious cognition is!

75 rain of lead  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:42:29pm

hope that one goes to a lot of favorites

76 Mich-again  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:42:53pm

re: #51 jcm

Intelligence and playfulness are linked…

Interesting. Linked how?

77 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:43:08pm
78 sngnsgt  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:43:22pm

re: #69 Soona’

I think the zero wants to turn places like LV into ghost towns. This is a sad time in this nation’s history.

I agree, there’s still money in this town though. People are spending it, but I’m not making enough of it.

79 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:44:25pm

Hugo Chavez shuts down 32 privately-run radio stations… while to the south and west, Chavez ally Rafael Correa announced his intentions to nationalize ‘many’ TV and radio stations over what he refers to as ‘irregularities’…

80 sngnsgt  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:46:32pm

re: #77 Desert Dog

LOL! I’ve had cats before, but I don’t want another one. There’s a cute little neighbor cat who comes to visit when I’m on the patio reading the paper in the morning. She visits and cuddles, but I don’t have to feed her or clean the litter box.

81 rain of lead  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:46:53pm

nite all

82 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:50:29pm

StumbleOn is addicting…

Here’s another cool picture…

Lager Goggles

Closing time?

83 jcm  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:51:07pm

re: #76 Mich-again

Interesting. Linked how?

The more intelligent a species, the more capacity for play. The two go hand in hand. Play is also a learning behavior, but and engaging learning behavior, with a higher retention factor.

I just remember a bunch of interesting stuff on the subject in some of classes.

84 Kragar  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:51:55pm

Going to have to go and try and see District 9 again this weekend. The lead actor did a really good job for a first time major lead.

85 jcm  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:52:33pm

G’night Honcos!

An elective despotism was not the government we fought for; but one in which the powers of government should be so divided and balanced among the several bodies of magistracy as that no one could transcend their legal limits without being effectually checked and restrained by the others.
James Madison, Federalist No. 58, 1788

86 Wendya  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:54:35pm

re: #20 Fenway_Nation

It’s like Apartheid…with aliens!

Social commentary movies from today’s Hollywood are kind of a turn off.

87 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:55:58pm

Cool Mars pics!

www.dailymail.co.uk...]>www.dailymail.co.uk…]>Stunning new image of Mars show half-mile wide crater complete with sand dunes

88 Kragar  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:56:52pm

re: #86 Wendya

Social commentary movies from today’s Hollywood are kind of a turn off.

It was a backdrop to the story, but they didn’t go on about it, they focused on the story at hand and had real character development and plot development.

89 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:57:11pm

re: #86 Wendya

Social commentary movies from today’s Hollywood are kind of a turn off.

Peter Jackson of Lord of the Rings fame produced it and it’s directed by a South African. I have heard good things about it. We are going to see it tomorrow.

90 Wendya  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 10:59:44pm

re: #88 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

It was a backdrop to the story, but they didn’t go on about it, they focused on the story at hand and had real character development and plot development.

It may well be fantastic but there was something about the previews that just turned me off.

91 Macker  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:00:12pm

re: #89 Desert Dog

Peter Jackson of Lord of the Rings fame produced it and it’s directed by a South African. I have heard good things about it. We are going to see it tomorrow.

Hey What theater!

92 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:00:52pm

re: #91 Macker

Hey What theater!

Probably Superstition Springs

93 Kragar  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:01:12pm

re: #89 Desert Dog

Peter Jackson of Lord of the Rings fame produced it and it’s directed by a South African. I have heard good things about it. We are going to see it tomorrow.

You wont be dissapointed. Its a bit slow for the first 15-20 minutes but then takes off.

94 sngnsgt  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:01:23pm
95 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:02:17pm
96 NY Nana  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:06:22pm

G’nite, Lizards! Sweet dreams!

When I fall asleep in my computer chair for the first time, I think my body is sending me a message! At least I didn’t fall on the keyboard…those nasty marks.

/Hard to type with sleeping fingers.

97 MrPaulRevere  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:07:36pm

Back in a minute, I need to call the 9-12 project, the euthanasia czar and the death panel are knockin’ on the door…///

98 BignJames  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:14:57pm

re: #97 MrPaulRevere

Back in a minute, I need to call the 9-12 project, the euthanasia czar and the death panel are knockin’ on the door…///

Go back where you been…

99 Desert Dog  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:17:07pm
100 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:18:32pm
101 austin_blue  Fri, Aug 14, 2009 11:36:40pm

re: #85 jcm

G’night Honcos!

An elective despotism was not the government we fought for; but one in which the powers of government should be so divided and balanced among the several bodies of magistracy as that no one could transcend their legal limits without being effectually checked and restrained by the others.
James Madison, Federalist No. 58, 1788

For those interested, here is the entire #48. Context is important.

[Link: www.votesmart.org…]

102 SFGoth  Sat, Aug 15, 2009 8:35:32am

I used to be able to play that song on the clarinet.

103 GGMac  Sat, Aug 15, 2009 1:35:51pm

Why are elephants gray?


…to distinguish them from bluberries!

104 GGMac  Sat, Aug 15, 2009 1:37:22pm

What’s yellow with gray points?

…shark-infested vanilla pudding.

ok..I’ll quit
:)

105 yochanan  Sat, Aug 15, 2009 2:40:34pm

awh that is so cute.


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