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1 deranged cat  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 7:49:26pm

Surely you can't be serious!
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

2 jamesfirecat  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 7:51:48pm

The man was also Dracula, though as I mentioned before bringing that up is a bit of "sticky wicket" at the moment...

3 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 7:53:05pm

PREVIEW IS YOUR FRIEND.

4 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 7:53:58pm

re: #2 jamesfirecat

The man was also Dracula, though as I mentioned before bringing that up is a bit of "sticky wicket" at the moment...

Zombie Leslie Nielsen would still kick ass ;-P

5 laZardo  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 7:54:06pm

re: #2 jamesfirecat

The man was also Dracula, though as I mentioned before bringing that up is a bit of "sticky wicket" at the moment...

So is Nielsen loving it now?

/IT'S A TITLE PUN, SHEESH.

//also, his most famous movie series opening scene:

6 jamesfirecat  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 7:54:18pm

re: #4 talon_262

Zombie Leslie Nielsen would still kick ass ;-P

Maybe he could co-star with Zombie Reagan?

7 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 7:54:41pm

re: #6 jamesfirecat

Maybe he could co-star with Zombie Reagan?

Hey, why not!

8 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 7:55:18pm

re: #6 jamesfirecat

Maybe he could co-star with Zombie Reagan?

Surely not.

9 Mocking Jay  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 7:57:25pm

Captain, how soon can you land?

I can't tell.

You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

No, I mean I'm' not sure.

Well, can't you take a guess?

Well, not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

10 prairiefire  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 7:57:35pm

I liked the twinkle in his eye.

11 brookly red  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:00:39pm

re: #10 prairiefire

I liked the twinkle in his eye.

Yeah, I can respect a man who does not fear the judgement of his pears

12 jamesfirecat  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:01:58pm

Okay lets do this, Youtube had one of my favorite segments, especially cause we get to see him and Mel Brooks playing off each other...

13 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:02:19pm

Forbidden Planet is a 1956 science fiction film[2][3] directed by Fred M. Wilcox, with a screenplay by Cyril Hume. It starred Leslie Nielsen, Walter Pidgeon, and Anne Francis. The characters and its setting were inspired by those in William Shakespeare's The Tempest,[4] and its plot has many similarities.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

And a fact that some may not know...

"The biography of Gene Roddenberry, Star Trek Creator, notes that Forbidden Planet was one of the inspirations for Star Trek.[12]"

14 NJDhockeyfan  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:05:02pm

re: #13 Walter L. Newton


"The biography of Gene Roddenberry, Star Trek Creator, notes that Forbidden Planet was one of the inspirations for Star Trek."

Awesome! How cool is that?

15 Eclectic Infidel  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:06:03pm

Peace, brother. Thank you for the laughs, such shall not be forgotten in my lifetime.

16 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:09:40pm

Rest In Peace, Leslie. Thank you for all the good times and the great memories.

17 lawhawk  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:12:46pm

His deadpan delivery was pitch perfect in the comedy roles, and yet he had the gravitas to carry leading man status in dramas.

He will be missed. And I'm serious.

18 jamesfirecat  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:14:30pm

re: #17 lawhawk

His deadpan delivery was pitch perfect in the comedy roles, and yet he had the gravitas to carry leading man status in dramas.

He will be missed. And I'm serious.

Isn't that what made Airplane such a good movie, that the jokes were delivered dead pan?

19 Fenris  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:14:44pm

Forbidden Planet is one of my favorite movies. He's the reason I don't believe it could ever be remade properly.

20 NJDhockeyfan  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:15:27pm

One of his most famous lines..."Nice beaver!"

21 Amory Blaine  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:15:53pm

re: #20 NJDhockeyfan

Great scene.

22 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:15:55pm

re: #19 fenrisdesigns

Forbidden Planet is one of my favorite movies. He's the reason I don't believe it could ever be remade properly.

New Line Cinema had developed a remake with James Cameron, Nelson Gidding and Stirling Silliphant involved at different points. In 2007, DreamWorks set up the project with David Twohy set to direct. Warner Bros. reacquired the rights the following year and on October 31, 2008, J. Michael Straczynski was announced as writing a remake. Joel Silver will produce.[16] Straczynski explained that the original had been his favorite science fiction film, and it gave Silver an idea for the new film that makes it "not a remake", "not a reimagining", and "not exactly a prequel". His vision for the film will not be retro, because when the original was made it was meant to be futuristic. Straczynski met with people working in astrophysics, planetary geology and artificial intelligence to reinterpret the Krell back-story.[17]

23 Fenris  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:18:50pm

re: #22 Walter L. Newton

New Line Cinema had developed a remake with James Cameron, Nelson Gidding and Stirling Silliphant involved at different points. In 2007, DreamWorks set up the project with David Twohy set to direct. Warner Bros. reacquired the rights the following year and on October 31, 2008, J. Michael Straczynski was announced as writing a remake. Joel Silver will produce.[16] Straczynski explained that the original had been his favorite science fiction film, and it gave Silver an idea for the new film that makes it "not a remake", "not a reimagining", and "not exactly a prequel". His vision for the film will not be retro, because when the original was made it was meant to be futuristic. Straczynski met with people working in astrophysics, planetary geology and artificial intelligence to reinterpret the Krell back-story.[17]

I'll be watching that. I'm skeptical, but I still hope it works out well enough.

24 celticdragon  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:19:05pm
but for me his most memorable role will always be Commander John J. Adams in one of the greatest science fiction films of the 50s, Forbidden Planet.

Agreed.

RIP, Leslie.

25 celticdragon  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:20:54pm

re: #22 Walter L. Newton

New Line Cinema had developed a remake with James Cameron, Nelson Gidding and Stirling Silliphant involved at different points. In 2007, DreamWorks set up the project with David Twohy set to direct. Warner Bros. reacquired the rights the following year and on October 31, 2008, J. Michael Straczynski was announced as writing a remake. Joel Silver will produce.[16] Straczynski explained that the original had been his favorite science fiction film, and it gave Silver an idea for the new film that makes it "not a remake", "not a reimagining", and "not exactly a prequel". His vision for the film will not be retro, because when the original was made it was meant to be futuristic. Straczynski met with people working in astrophysics, planetary geology and artificial intelligence to reinterpret the Krell back-story.[17]


I haven't heard from J. Michael Straczynski since Babylon 5.

Here's hoping he pulls it off.

26 Artist  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:25:27pm

re: #25 celticdragon

He had a hit and miss run on Amazing Spider-Man if I recall.

27 freetoken  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:34:31pm
... for me his most memorable role will always be Commander John J. Adams in one of the greatest science fiction films of the 50s, Forbidden Planet.

Neat movie in several ways.

Will miss Nielsen. Hollywood needs more of the lead-man/comedian actors. Jack Lemmon could do it, too.

28 austin_blue  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:44:23pm

Here ya go.

29 Eclectic Infidel  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:49:43pm

Ciao for now, lizards. I might be back later. Gator.

30 laZardo  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 8:55:54pm

re: #29 eclectic infidel

Ciao for now, lizards. I might be back later. Gator.

Gator?

31 austin_blue  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:06:36pm

Adios, my friends. Sleep well. Sweet reptilian dreams.

32 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:24:19pm

Gosh, I love bad 50's Sci-Fi movies.

33 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:26:33pm

re: #32 Floral Giraffe

Gosh, I love bad 50's Sci-Fi movies.

Never understood the appeal, myself. But I think its just my nature to not be able to enjoy something being done badly. I'm a perfectionist.

[waves]

34 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:32:29pm

re: #33 Dark_Falcon

The worse the better!
LOL!
Planet 9 from outer space, Godzilla, Mothra in Japanese, I could stay up all night, enthralled! Elvira played them all! The later in the night, the better!

35 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:38:29pm

re: #33 Dark_Falcon

Never understood the appeal, myself. But I think its just my nature to not be able to enjoy something being done badly. I'm a perfectionist.

[waves]

You probably miss the point. "Forbidden Planet" was extremely innovative for 1956. It was the first sci-fi movie in color, it had an unheard of budget of 1.9 million dollars, the Robby the Robot costume alone cost 50,000 dollars to construct, it was the first movie to use a totally electronic synthesized music and sound track.

If you hold it up to it's respective era, it was almost perfect.

36 Transfromnation  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:38:33pm

My favorite line of his, from 'Wrongfully Accused':

"Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one....."

37 Tigger2005  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:39:04pm

re: #32 Floral Giraffe

Gosh, I love bad 50's Sci-Fi movies.

Forbidden Planet is generally not considered one of the bad ones though.

38 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:41:59pm

re: #37 Tigger2005

Forbidden Planet is generally not considered one of the bad ones though.

My point exactly in #35.

39 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:42:37pm

re: #35 Walter L. Newton

You probably miss the point. "Forbidden Planet" was extremely innovative for 1956. It was the first sci-fi movie in color, it had an unheard of budget of 1.9 million dollars, the Robby the Robot costume alone cost 50,000 dollars to construct, it was the first movie to use a totally electronic synthesized music and sound track.

If you hold it up to it's respective era, it was almost perfect.

Cool. But then it would not have been a bad movie at all, in which case I'd likely enjoy it.

40 laZardo  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:44:16pm

re: #36 Transfromnation

My favorite line of his, from 'Wrongfully Accused':

"Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one..."

"Leslie?"
"No. You must be referring to some woman."

41 Charles Johnson  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:45:37pm

The trailer for Forbidden Planet:

42 freetoken  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:46:22pm

re: #41 Charles

Love the robot.

43 freetoken  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:47:18pm

re: #41 Charles

"Inconceivable..."

44 NJDhockeyfan  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:49:05pm

re: #42 freetoken

Love the robot.

Robbie the Robot was super cool.

45 Mr Pancakes  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:50:25pm

re: #44 NJDhockeyfan

Robbie the Robot was super cool.

He was recycled in a lot of old TV shows also.

46 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:52:58pm

re: #44 NJDhockeyfan

Robbie the Robot was super cool.

[Link: www.robothalloffame.org...]

47 Kronocide  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:58:56pm

Once I finish my home theater changeout I think I'll watch Forbidden Planet. Just the monster scene looked fantastic.

48 HypnoToad  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 9:59:27pm

"Forbidden Planet" is one of my all time faves, although I still cringe during the voice over at the beginning. The narration has us making it to the Moon at the end of the twenty-first century. We actually did it thirteen years after the movie was made. Sometimes the future gets here a lot faster than we expect. Perhaps that's why some have trouble accepting the things that science and technology have shown and given to us.

49 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:00:54pm

re: #45 Mr Pancakes

He was recycled in a lot of old TV shows also.

Here's some more on Robby...

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

50 Mr Pancakes  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:02:31pm

re: #49 Walter L. Newton

Here's some more on Robby...

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Wow.... he was in Dobie Gillis.

51 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:05:37pm

Off to work... got an inch and a half of new snow on the road... I'm only 4 miles from work, but it's mountain road, so, leave early, take my time, grab some coffee at the store before I take over the next shift...

See some of you in the AM.

52 Mr Pancakes  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:06:42pm

re: #51 Walter L. Newton

Off to work... got an inch and a half of new snow on the road... I'm only 4 miles from work, but it's mountain road, so, leave early, take my time, grab some coffee at the store before I take over the next shift...

See some of you in the AM.

Drive safely Walter.

53 Daniel Ballard  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:09:02pm

OT, but gotta logoff soon-
I wound up with crisp video frame captures of a hummingbird from my Canon. A hundred frames. I dropped a few frames into a Page and the slideshow feature has an unexpected look. Stop-motion. Kinda cool.

54 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:11:28pm

Goodnight, all.

55 Mr Pancakes  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:12:02pm

re: #54 Dark_Falcon

Goodnight, all.

Goodnight DF

56 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:12:37pm

I'm of the generation that were kids when Airplane and Naked Gun came out, so I know him from that, but I'm totslly going to go revisit Forbidden Planet

You'll be missed, Dr. Rumack! This beer's for you!

(also, he was in Creepshow and kentucky Fried Movie, which are things I recommend)


I just want you to know, good luck. We're all counting on you

57 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:13:32pm

re: #51 Walter L. Newton

Off to work... got an inch and a half of new snow on the road... I'm only 4 miles from work, but it's mountain road, so, leave early, take my time, grab some coffee at the store before I take over the next shift...

See some of you in the AM.

if you have FWD, you'll probably be in okay shape, if you're RWD, good luck dude o_o

58 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:14:34pm

re: #9 JasonA

Captain, how soon can you land?

I can't tell.

You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

No, I mean I'm' not sure.

Well, can't you take a guess?

Well, not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

fucking righteous

59 Mr Pancakes  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:14:38pm

re: #56 WindUpBird

kentucky Fried Movie

This is not a chawade! We need total concentwation!"

60 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:16:11pm

re: #59 Mr Pancakes

This is not a chawade! We need total concentwation!"

CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN TROUBLE

61 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:16:54pm

re: #60 WindUpBird

god dammit google video, must be the boobs

62 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:18:20pm

re: #60 WindUpBird

BRUTAL!

SAVAGE!

63 Mr Pancakes  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:19:16pm

re: #60 WindUpBird

CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN TROUBLE


[Video]

I didn't need to watch........ big boobs squishing on the shower door.

The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in..... film at 11:00.

65 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:22:25pm

re: #63 Mr Pancakes

hahahahahahaha yay :D

66 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:22:58pm

re: #64 Killgore Trout

o_o

67 Mr Pancakes  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:24:19pm

re: #64 Killgore Trout

Harry Potter killed by Jews, Buried in Israel

Well.... at least they finished the final movie before that happened.

68 Varek Raith  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:24:43pm

Seems the Comcast East Coast outage is fixed.
At least for me.
---
RIP, Leslie.
:(

69 laZardo  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:26:00pm

re: #67 Mr Pancakes

Snape killed Dumbledore. 0:

70 Yukon Digger  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:29:08pm

Leslie and Erik Nielsen laugh it up -
[Link: archives.cbc.ca...]

Here's a 1991 radio interview with the two brothers. Leslie's brother Erik was a Canadian conservative politician from the Yukon Territory.

Perhaps I just want to make up for all the embarrassment that the half-governor has caused the North and show that there has been a few good people up here who have are/were conservative.

The half-governor is a big city girl. Any rural woman from the lower 48 would blow her away in the Alaska wilderness within 10 minutes of stepping off the plane up there.

71 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 10:38:58pm

From Wikipedia in the recent leaks. This pertains to Saudi Arabia's opinion of Pakistan's president.

Saudi King Abdullah called President Asif Ali Zardari of Pakistan the greatest obstacle to the country's progress. "When the head is rotten," he said, "it affects the whole body."

Considering this is Saudi Arabia, I want to think the exact opposite, as their interest is in spreading the virulent Wahhabi form of Islam. But I do not know enough about Asif Ali Zardari.

72 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 11:11:43pm

re: #64 Killgore Trout

The newest movie, comes highly recomended by friends...

73 SteveMcG  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 11:14:17pm

re: #59 Mr Pancakes

This is not a chawade! We need total concentwation!"

BTW has anybody noticed that Wachel Maddow has a wittle Baba Wawa thing going on?

74 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 11:19:04pm

Goodnight, Lizards!

75 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 11:20:20pm

re: #37 Tigger2005

Forbidden Planet is generally not considered one of the bad ones though.

They're ALL bad, given their production date.
LOL!

76 engineer cat  Sun, Nov 28, 2010 11:30:09pm

"monsters from the Id"

- fobidden planet

these days we find the monsters from teh id all over the internetz...

77 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 12:29:03am

Slow thread?

New LGF page time!

78 EdDantes  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 2:54:59am

R.I.P Leslie Nielsen

79 Obdicut  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 3:50:35am
80 researchok  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 4:01:33am

Morning, all

81 Obdicut  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 4:04:00am

I finally found someone at a Nazi rally that I like.

Image: a5e0a392-68d4-457b-8fb0-717f2555d527.jpg

82 jamesfirecat  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 4:07:39am

re: #34 Floral Giraffe

The worse the better!
LOL!
Planet 9 from outer space, Godzilla, Mothra in Japanese, I could stay up all night, enthralled! Elvira played them all! The later in the night, the better!

Speaking of which....


Saw this a few weeks ago, though somebody might enjoy it....

83 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 4:15:17am

Hey honcos. Got a few minutes before the second "first day" of my new job.

84 researchok  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 4:21:15am

re: #83 Alouette

Hey honcos. Got a few minutes before the second "first day" of my new job.

I hope it goes well.

After the past week, a bit of normal is just what the doctor ordered.

85 Obdicut  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 4:30:16am

re: #83 Alouette

Best of luck, and hoping your coworkers are cool.

86 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 4:35:32am

re: #83 Alouette

If I wasn't able to say so before, my sincere condolences.

87 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 4:41:37am

Oh I can hold my breath for a long, long time!
-Richard Vickers

88 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:12:38am

re: #87 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

A really long time.

89 Eventual Carrion  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:19:48am

RIP Leslie.

I hope you have a fine eternal slumber. But if the god bothers are right and you end up down below, just take the advice you gave your police squad:
"Like a midget at a urinal, stay on your toes!"

90 Jadespring  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:24:48am

Morning.

91 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:27:22am

re: #90 Jadespring

Yes, yes it is.

92 Shropshire_Slasher  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:29:27am

re: #20 NJDhockeyfan
"Thanks I just had it stuffed"

93 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:41:01am

Leslie Nielson lines have burned up quite a bit of bandwidth on LGF over the years.

94 McSpiff  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:43:05am

I love how the moonbats are freaking out that cablegate doesn't show the US as being totally evil. I'm reading everything from "WL was duped!" to "WL is a gov't op!" What fairweather friends Julian has.

95 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:44:39am

re: #94 McSpiff

I'm still hoping that Hillary referred to some (ahem) world leaders with pejoratives. 'Lil Kim, DinnerJacket, etc...

96 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:45:16am

re: #94 McSpiff

I love how the moonbats are freaking out that cablegate doesn't show the US as being totally evil. I'm reading everything from "WL was duped!" to "WL is a gov't op!" What fairweather friends Julian has.

From 4chan's "WikiLeaks Prediction Thread":

*Porn
*Aliuns[sic]
*More porn
*A Transcription of Decision Points
*Porn of 'the chick in OP's pic' i.e. Assange
*Holocaust denial

/because on 4chan, you can't even take their anti-Semitism seriously.

97 McSpiff  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:46:09am

re: #95 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm still hoping that Hillary referred to some (ahem) world leaders with pejoratives. 'Lil Kim, DinnerJacket, etc...

I do know dinnerjacket was compared to Hitler in at least one of the cables. And there's some hilarious stuff about Muammar.

98 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:49:00am

re: #94 McSpiff

I love how the moonbats are freaking out that cablegate doesn't show the US as being totally evil. I'm reading everything from "WL was duped!" to "WL is a gov't op!" What fairweather friends Julian has.

They were rather mundane and nothing I didn't really expect.
Snooze.

99 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:50:48am

re: #97 McSpiff

I read the one from 1966 and was expecting a "THIS IS SOME REAL CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS NUMBERS STATION SHIT" moment.

Imagine my disappointment when it was just some pondering about international sea boundaries. q;

100 McSpiff  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:51:00am

re: #98 Varek Raith

They were rather mundane and nothing I didn't really expect.
Snooze.

Agreed, but I wouldn't say snooze. I would say its more interesting to a non-American audience however, because many of the really juicy revelations concern foreign officials.

101 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:51:11am

re: #32 Floral Giraffe

Gosh, I love bad 50's Sci-Fi movies.

102 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:52:16am

ZOMG WE SPIES ON PEOPLES!111ty!

103 Crimsonfisted  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:53:06am

I didn't want to see this news first thing in the morning.

God bless Mr Nielsen. You brought many people happiness.

104 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:54:58am

re: #99 laZardo

I read the one from 1966 and was expecting a "THIS IS SOME REAL CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS NUMBERS STATION SHIT" moment.

A million years ago, I used to be a shortwave radio-listening fiend. I heard numbers stations ALL THE TIME, in a variety of languages, and didn't have the slightest clue what I was hearing until recently. There was all kinds of weird, enigmatic stuff on shortwave. Gonna have to get another radio, I think.

105 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 5:55:47am

re: #100 McSpiff

Agreed, but I wouldn't say snooze. I would say its more interesting to a non-American audience however, because many of the really juicy revelations concern foreign officials.

Still none from "Embassy Manila." :(

106 wiffersnapper  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:00:24am

"I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

107 McSpiff  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:01:13am

re: #105 laZardo

Still none from "Embassy Manila." :(

Very little from Ottawa. So far... the US appreciated Canada taking a hardline approach to Libya. Which I'm fairly sure was said publicly at the time. Seems like a lot of the juicy bits so far concern Europe and the ME. I wouldn't be surprised to see a cabinet shake up in Germany, at least for the Defense Minister.

108 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:02:30am

Good Morning Lizards!

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

109 Crimsonfisted  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:03:13am

What? No mentions The Reluctant Astronaut?

110 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:03:57am

re: #104 negativ

A million years ago, I used to be a shortwave radio-listening fiend. I heard numbers stations ALL THE TIME, in a variety of languages, and didn't have the slightest clue what I was hearing until recently. There was all kinds of weird, enigmatic stuff on shortwave. Gonna have to get another radio, I think.

111 McSpiff  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:04:09am

On topic, Leslie Nielsen is the only celeb I've actually met. Filmed a scene at a friend's dad's office. Nice guy, hilarious in person, very sad to see him pass.

112 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:04:13am

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

113 Jadespring  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:05:01am

Yesterday a cool thing happened.

I watch a show yesterday called Ancestors in the Attic which got me thinking about my own. Tons and tons of work has been done on my Mom's side of the family, we even have a couple of books but not so much on my Dad's. We have some info back to great-grandparent era and some pictures but the info was in bits and pieces. So I called my sister because I remembered that she had done a bit of looking a few years back. My grandma had sent her some rememberances, names and locations etc as well as a few stories. The best one is this, "Your fathers great-great grandfather on his Moms side came from a well to do family and grew up in a castle in Germany. He fell in love with a servant girl and his parents said no way and sent him to America to get him away from her. He ended up in Wisconsin. The women saved her money for three years and when she got to Ellis Island she asked where all the Germans settled, they told her Wisconsin so she went there. When she arrived on the train her lost lover was on the platform and they reunited and had 13 kids one of which was your great grandma."

:D Great story that's quite obviously romanticize quite a bit. So I started looking. Long story short I found them and found the name of the supposed lost lover. No signs that he ever was in a Castle or being rich. He came as a farmer. Interestingly I found some info from who I guess would be cousins (still living in Wisconsin) they heard the story differently. He was a chaffeur for a well to do family and fell in love with the daughter. They ended up getting married much to her families chagrin.
So anyways I have the names and now have found relatives.
Extra cool is that the farm that was originally settled in Wisconsin is still there and being run as a B&B. The house is the original house that my GG grandfather built. I think I'm going to go a road trip next summer. How cool would it be to stay in that house! I also found a book of biographical sketches of people in the country written in 1895 which has a whole thing on him including more names and locations of his family and his wifes family back in Germany so suddenly we have a whole other generation added to tree and really good leads if I ever want to explore the German side of the family more!

Then I started looking at my Dad's grandfathers side. Grandma had given us some names and where they came from but ends up she got it wrong and missed some generations and his family has been in the US longer. My Dad also knew that one of grandfathers had served in the civil war. We have a couple of pics, one of him older with a medal and one of him young in what looks like a uniform. So through the power of google I found exactly when they came 1826. I have the passenger list of the boat and found the roster records of his regiment. (9th Ny Cavalry). The problem was though the picture of the young him just doesn't fit as he was 40 when he was in the War. Ends up through piecing some of bits of info together that there is a very good chance that the 'young' picture has been mislabeled and is actually his son. That or he was in something else 'military' long before the civil war. I found roster records from another NY regiments with a name and age that matches his son. So now it looks like I have two civil war ancestors and a family line that goes back in the US a lot longer then we thought. So much to research there!

I also found out that another branch of my Dad's family goes back way further in Canada then he thought and I have another Scottish clan to add to my heritage. It looks one of my great, great, great grandmothers came here as a during one of the highland clearances in 1824. It's a whole other area to look into.

Anyways the whole thing is really cool and it's amazing how much I found out with just a few hours of sifting through info on the net. And though I always knew I had some American ancestors I never felt that close to that part and that particular history.

114 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:06:01am

re: #96 laZardo

In a way, 4chan is a metaphor for all of humanity.

* It is an enormous, open-ended joke that most people will never "get".
* Many, possibly most, of the people "telling" the joke don't realize that it's a joke, nor that they are participating in the telling of it.

115 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:06:55am

re: #114 negativ

In a way, 4chan is a metaphor for all of humanity.

* It is an enormous, open-ended joke that most people will never "get".
* Many, possibly most, of the people "telling" the joke don't realize that it's a joke, nor that they are participating in the telling of it.

And death is just the laugh.

/*whistle refrain*

116 garhighway  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:07:52am

Morning all.

OT bit of leftover electoral weirdness: Norm Coleman tells Joe Miller to call it a day and concede.

[Link: www.politico.com...]

Feel free to write your own punch line.

117 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:11:52am

re: #110 laZardo

lol yes. That's so cool. One that I sometimes heard was the tones, a string of numbers, and then simple phrases like "Mother went to market to buy some fruit" first in English, then in some other language.

118 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:12:31am

re: #115 laZardo

And death is just the laugh.

/*whistle refrain*

Always look on the bright side of death, just before you draw your terminal breath.

119 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:13:36am

re: #117 negativ

lol yes. That's so cool. One that I sometimes heard was the tones, a string of numbers, and then simple phrases like "Mother went to market to buy some fruit" first in English, then in some other language.

And that's when you assassinated that visiting diplomat.

/DUN DUN DUNNN

120 garhighway  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:18:47am

Further OT:

This sentence, from a piece about proposed gun legislation in Texas, just reminds me of how difficult it is for me to understand that state:

A bill filed by Rep. Sid Miller, R-Stephenville, would add handguns, rifles, shotguns and ammunition to the list of back-to-school items that can be bought tax-free during the tax-free weekend.

WTF!? Guns as back-to-school items? Really, Texas?

121 McSpiff  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:20:15am

re: #120 garhighway

Further OT:

This sentence, from a piece about proposed gun legislation in Texas, just reminds me of how difficult it is for me to understand that state:

A bill filed by Rep. Sid Miller, R-Stephenville, would add handguns, rifles, shotguns and ammunition to the list of back-to-school items that can be bought tax-free during the tax-free weekend.

WTF!? Guns as back-to-school items? Really, Texas?

Do any schools still have gun ranges?

122 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:20:39am

re: #120 garhighway

Further OT:

This sentence, from a piece about proposed gun legislation in Texas, just reminds me of how difficult it is for me to understand that state:

A bill filed by Rep. Sid Miller, R-Stephenville, would add handguns, rifles, shotguns and ammunition to the list of back-to-school items that can be bought tax-free during the tax-free weekend.

WTF!? Guns as back-to-school items? Really, Texas?

In America, Texas mess with YOU!

123 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:21:16am

re: #121 McSpiff

West Point comes mind...../

124 Artist  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:23:14am

re: #120 garhighway

I am at a loss for words.
well, except one..

WHY

125 lawhawk  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:25:24am

re: #59 Mr Pancakes

And here now is the news. And I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.

126 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:27:00am

LOL!
Evey one around our Little town got SLAMMED with snow!!!
I can't find any to shovel!!!
I am so disappointed!!
NOT!!

127 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:28:32am

re: #121 McSpiff

Do any schools still have gun ranges?

My high school has a driving range...
Can I get a tax free car?
:P

128 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:34:03am

re: #113 Jadespring

Genealogy is fascinating, but the people in my family who were into it weren't especially rigorous in their research, and were a bit too enthusiastic about finding out whether they were related to the king of this or the princess of that, and they always seemed to be satisfied in only tracing back to the first ancestors to live in the New World. About the only reliable information I was able to glean was that my earliest immigrant ancestor was a Czech dude who built pipe organs.

Genealogical research done properly would be almost impossible, not only because of the generally terrible manner in which records were kept before about 150 years ago, but also because each of your two parents also had two parents, who themselves had two parents, and so on ad infinitum. Each generation farther back you go, your number of ancestors doubles. Mathematically, if you could trace back to about 1000 AD, it's theoretically possible that you could have more than a trillion ancestors. That's quite more than all the people who have ever lived at all, never mind since that time, which should give a slight indication about how many inter-familial marriages (or at least impregnations) have taken place. Fact is, we are all related in some way. We're all Africans, too.

129 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:34:10am

re: #124 SteelPH

I am at a loss for words.
well, except one..

WHY

Because.

130 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:34:32am

re: #119 laZardo

And that's when you assassinated that visiting diplomat.

/DUN DUN DUNNN

He parked in my spot.

131 lawhawk  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:36:12am

I think that this is huge news this morning. Two Iranian nuclear scientists were hit in coordinated attacks. One was killed, one was seriously wounded.

Iran reflexively blames the US or Israel for the attacks, but the number of responsible parties is far greater than that as the just released wikileaks show - Saudi Arabia and Jordan were both pressuring the US to take action, and they too could have carried out the intel op to take out nuclear scientists.

Destroying the physical infrastructure may delay the Iranian nuclear effort, but killing the brain trust could put a permanent damper on their efforts.

132 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:37:45am

re: #124 SteelPH

I am at a loss for words.
well, except one..

WHY


Simple.

133 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:42:35am

re: #128 negativ

s/inter/intra/g

134 lawhawk  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:42:57am

Gah... the director of the best Star Wars movie ever made has died.... Irvin Kershner directed Empire Strikes Back. He was 87.

Spike has been playing the Star Wars movies all weekend long, and ran the original trilogy all night last night. Damn... just damn....

135 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:43:45am

re: #132 Varek Raith

Video creator is yet another idiot who doesn't understand that you DON'T PUT THE F@#$%^&*()-ING PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE.

136 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:43:50am

re: #134 lawhawk

Gah... the director of the best Star Wars movie ever made has died... Irvin Kershner directed Empire Strikes Back. He was 87.

Spike has been playing the Star Wars movies all weekend long, and ran the original trilogy all night last night. Damn... just damn...

Damn.

137 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:43:51am

just emailed in a job application for an admin post (the one i started last night).

hoping to at least get an interview, but not likely to be able to take it if it's offered (too far to travel/impossible transit link).

138 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:44:04am

re: #135 negativ

Video creator is yet another idiot who doesn't understand that you DON'T PUT THE F@#$%^&*()-ING PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE.

Yeah, I know.
:)

139 gamark  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:44:47am

re: #124 SteelPH

I'd guess the reason is to spur some retail sales.

But this reminds me of an incident in middle school (around mid 70s) when our science teacher took the class out for a walk in the woods to identify flora and fauna. This was a rural community with forest all around the school. This was the first class of the morning and when we were heading back we came across one of the kids from our class who had decided to skip school that day and go hunting instead. The teacher convinced him to come on back to school with us which he did. The teacher told him to leave his rifle and knife in the office and pick them up after school. I don't recall anyone freaking out. No one gave it much thought at all. It was not at all uncommon to see a 12yo walking around armed during hunting season and it was no big deal.

140 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:45:14am

re: #135 negativ

Video creator is yet another idiot who doesn't understand that you DON'T PUT THE F@#$%^&*()-ING PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE.

That's why you have to just directly link it.

141 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:45:37am
142 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:47:31am

Good old Nina Hagen, "New York, New York".

143 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:47:36am

re: #140 laZardo

That's why you have to just directly link it.

Then you get to read the punchline-containing title for 15 seconds while the stupid non-skippable advertisement plays.

144 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:48:34am

re: #143 negativ

Then you get to read the punchline-containing title for 15 seconds while the stupid non-skippable advertisement plays.

Youtube is a shell of its former self.
Thanks, Google.

145 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:50:09am

re: #142 Sergey Romanov

No-holds-barred grudge match between Nina Hagen, Siouxsie Sioux, and Dale Bozzio: who wins?

146 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:52:04am

re: #143 negativ

re: #144 Varek Raith

GOOD THING GLORIOUS DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREAR DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ADVERTISEMENTS.

/because once you hear that announcer pronounce it like that, you can never unhear it.

147 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:53:41am

re: #145 negativ

Love both Nina and Siouxsie about equally, but never listened to Dale. Gotta correct that, then I'll judge ;-)

148 Obdicut  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:57:15am

re: #145 negativ


P.J. Harvey.

149 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 6:58:55am

re: #142 Sergey Romanov

Frank Sinatra.

150 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:00:34am

re: #148 Obdicut

P.J. Harvey.

obligatory pj harvey upding :-)

151 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:01:19am

re: #146 laZardo

Image: 1246036703446.jpg
His belly is big because they are prosperous, get it?

Image: Soldiers-Preparing-for-Training-Drill.jpg
North Korea could become the world's richest country overnight if they would give up the insane paranoid necrocratic government and make their main export reality TV shows. "BEST KOREA RETURNS TO EARTH" is a show I would watch, at least after the Kim family and its sycophants are gone.

152 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:02:53am

re: #151 negativ


Image: Soldiers-Preparing-for-Training-Drill.jpg

I cut out the irrelevant bits.
/

153 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:05:40am

re: #151 negativ

Their shows are funky fresh, but they still ain't got no seoul.

154 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:06:01am

re: #152 Varek Raith

I cut out the irrelevant bits.
/



"Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes......"
155 lawhawk  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:06:21am

re: #151 negativ

Are those women training to be Rockettes? Because I doubt that they'd measure up height wise - the average height of men and women in North Korea is like 2-3 inches shorter than those in the South because of the persistent starvation and near famine conditions for more than a generation.

156 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:06:29am

re: #147 Sergey Romanov

Love both Nina and Siouxsie about equally, but never listened to Dale. Gotta correct that, then I'll judge ;-)

157 lawhawk  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:09:03am

If only the North and South settled their differences via the funky rap stylings and break dancing instead of artillery barrages...

158 Steve Dutch  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:09:15am

I first saw him in the detective series The New Breed (1961-62) and thought he was very good. So far nobody seems to have mentioned that show.

It's interesting how some dramatic actors can export their style to comedy. He was good in dramatic roles but brilliant in comedy.

Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence?

Yeah, I know that was Peter Graves (died March 14, 2010), but everyone's done "Don't call me Shirley." And it's still hilarious.

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I'm going in there.
Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: That's crazy!
Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."

That, on the other hand, was Leslie Nielsen.

159 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:09:45am

re: #157 lawhawk

If only the North and South settled their differences via the funky rap stylings and break dancing instead of artillery barrages...


[Video]

Nah, there are always too many sequels of movie in that genre........

160 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:13:25am
161 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:15:23am

re: #156 negativ

Nina wins, Siouxsie second best.

;-)

162 Obdicut  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:15:33am

re: #160 laZardo

For me, the answer to that question is always an emphatic "No."

163 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:22:00am

laters all.

i leave you with the thought that it's Hug a gamer day....

164 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:24:19am

re: #163 wozzablog

laters all.

i leave you with the thought that it's Hug a gamer day...

OH GOD NOT THE COOTIES

165 Pickles  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:27:11am

RIP. Loved Nielsen. He was great.

166 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:31:05am

re: #163 wozzablog

laters all.

i leave you with the thought that it's Hug a gamer day...

Invade the personal space of introverts. What could possibly go wrong?

167 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:31:22am

re: #162 Obdicut

For me, the answer to that question is always an emphatic "No."

Image: WTF.jpg

168 Jadespring  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:32:14am

re: #128 negativ


Genealogical research done properly would be almost impossible, not only because of the generally terrible manner in which records were kept before about 150 years ago, but also because each of your two parents also had two parents, who themselves had two parents, and so on ad infinitum. Each generation farther back you go, your number of ancestors doubles. Mathematically, if you could trace back to about 1000 AD, it's theoretically possible that you could have more than a trillion ancestors. That's quite more than all the people who have ever lived at all, never mind since that time, which should give a slight indication about how many inter-familial marriages (or at least impregnations) have taken place. Fact is, we are all related in some way. We're all Africans, too.

It's true and you kind of have to pick a few lines and just work your way back. Usually people just follow father, father, father and so on. (patriachal lines). My sister and I are more interested in the women though and are working on a matriarchal geneolgy. As for the further back you go the more people there are...no kidding. I had a couple of insane geneologists on my Mom's side who spent over 30 years researching here and back in the UK two main family lines. In one family 5 brothers and sisters came to Canada in the 1850s. They put together a book which is basically just lists of names of people descended from those 5. It has thousands of names in it and if it was updated more now. I remember thumbing through it as a kid and being boggled at the sheer number of people.
They went even further and spent several years in Ireland and traced the movement of that family line all the way back to France in the 1100s. Not exact detailed father, father, father but because of the name there is some very specific history of where the name came from originally and where people with the name moved. It's connected with a church reformer who family and followers were exiled on threat of death by the pope. They moved to England to a town which still has that name and eventually a bunch went to Ireland under Queen Liz the First as part of some military thing and were given land by the crown as payment.

We have another similar book done on another branch of the family that came from Scotland. My sister went to Scotland a few years back and went to the town. She found relatives as well as the house that my ancestor that came to Canada grew up in. She also found the condo development which is named after the smithy that that family worked in for who knows how long. It had been there (until the development) for as long as people could remember. Not surprisingly that family was all blacksmiths, named Steele. :

The thing that interests me the most isn't just the names but the actual history and context. What would they have found when they arrived in this location. What was life like? What battles would my grandfathers have likely been in? It's really for me a connection to history which I love and a jumping off point to look at the context of when they lived.

169 Obdicut  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:33:36am

re: #167 Varek Raith

I fully support the right of everyone do do everything consensual, of course.

I actually have a cloth and fur phobia. No, this doesn't mean I go around naked constantly, but I really hate the feeling of cloth or fur on my teeth. So I think my massive shuddering repulsion towards furry stuff is partially sourced in that.

And yes, I know that's a weird phobia. No clue where it comes from.

170 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:34:32am

re: #169 Obdicut

I fully support the right of everyone do do everything consensual, of course.

I actually have a cloth and fur phobia. No, this doesn't mean I go around naked constantly, but I really hate the feeling of cloth or fur on my teeth. So I think my massive shuddering repulsion towards furry stuff is partially sourced in that.

And yes, I know that's a weird phobia. No clue where it comes from.

Huh.

I don't like elevators.

171 Mocking Jay  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:36:03am

re: #170 Varek Raith

Huh.

I don't like elevators.

Neither does this guy:

[Link: www.newyorker.com...]

172 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:37:23am

re: #169 Obdicut

I fully support the right of everyone do do everything consensual, of course.

I actually have a cloth and fur phobia. No, this doesn't mean I go around naked constantly, but I really hate the feeling of cloth or fur on my teeth. So I think my massive shuddering repulsion towards furry stuff is partially sourced in that.

And yes, I know that's a weird phobia. No clue where it comes from.

I don't like terry-cloth (esp towels straight out of the dryer) or cardboard. I hate the way they feel, I get chills all over - cardboard is the worst. When I have to use a tablet with a cardboard back, I'll tape a sheet of paper to the cardboard so I don't have to touch it.

Like you - weird, and no clue where this comes from.

173 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:40:03am

Observation: It is impossible to read anything by Charles Bukowski without hearing it in William S. Burroughs' voice.

Ever see a hot shot hit, kid? I saw the Gimp catch one in Philly. We rigged his room with a one-way whorehouse mirror and charged a sawski to watch it. He never got the needle out of his arm. They don't if the shot is right. That's the way they find them, dropper full of clotted blood hanging out of a blue arm. The look in his eyes when it hit --- Kid, it was tasty.

174 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:40:51am

re: #172 reine.de.tout

I don't like terry-cloth (esp towels straight out of the dryer) or cardboard. I hate the way they feel, I get chills all over - cardboard is the worst. When I have to use a tablet with a cardboard back, I'll tape a sheet of paper to the cardboard so I don't have to touch it.

Like you - weird, and no clue where this comes from.

You know what makes my skin crawl?

Sweeping a broom over carpet.

175 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:41:01am

re: #172 reine.de.tout

The sound of styrofoam (against styrofoam) as well as the feel does that for me.

176 jaunte  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:42:18am

re: #175 Sergey Romanov

How about styrofoam rubbing against an inflated balloon?

177 Jadespring  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:44:39am

re: #128 negativ

Genealogy is fascinating, but the people in my family who were into it weren't especially rigorous in their research, and were a bit too enthusiastic about finding out whether they were related to the king of this or the princess of that, and they always seemed to be satisfied in only tracing back to the first ancestors to live in the New World. About the only reliable information I was able to glean was that my earliest immigrant ancestor was a Czech dude who built pipe organs.

While I supposed discovering that there some sort of direct relation to nobility or someone big historically would be neat I wonder why it's so important to some people. So what if you're related to Princess Peanuckle? What's that doing for you now. :) Through my family research we've discovered that most were just regular working people which now would be considered 'working' class. Thatchers, blacksmiths, farmers and even a line of char women (housekeepers). I'm totally okay with that. Proud of that really. People that actually made what the big hoity historical personages did possible.

178 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:45:16am

re: #176 jaunte

Never tried but can imagine. Makes me go

179 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:47:21am

re: #178 Sergey Romanov

Never tried but can imagine. Makes me go


[Video]

How odd that you would step onto conveniently placed rakes like that.

;)

180 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:48:35am

re: #179 Varek Raith

In Soviet Russia YOU are conveniently placed on a rake.

/// too much?

181 William of Orange  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:48:54am

Just this weekend "Spy Hard" was shown on television in the Netherlands. It's difficult to comprehend a world without Leslie Nielsen. A pity that he never entered politics, even though he was Canadian. This is a guy who I will sadly miss.


Rest in peace, Leslie. And make them laugh up there where you are now. I bet he'll ask St. Peter to pull his finger! Hahaha!!

182 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:50:25am

So I'm reading the list of most frequently referenced 'countries' on Cablegate, and #7, between Afghanistan and Russia is...Wrangel Island?!

183 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:50:32am

re: #180 Sergey Romanov

In Soviet Russia YOU are conveniently placed on a rake.

/// too much?

I used to hang out on 4chan.
Nothing is too much!

184 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:52:02am

re: #183 Varek Raith

A recovering troll? ;-)

185 William of Orange  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:53:13am

Huff Post has 18 classic lines of him posted.

186 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:54:58am

re: #184 Sergey Romanov

A recovering troll? ;-)

Heh, mostly a lurker.

187 William of Orange  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:55:28am

And who could forget: "Nice beaver".


(Proest!!!)

188 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:56:13am

Trolling requires way too much effort.
I don't know how anyone does it.

189 Obdicut  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 7:59:35am

re: #188 Varek Raith

They're the inverse of people like this:

Image: _images_MT1815web.jpg

190 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:02:36am

re: #176 jaunte

How about styrofoam rubbing against an inflated balloon?

er . . .
Somehow, the image that conjures up in my mind is just wrong.

191 jaunte  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:02:45am

Obama announces two-year federal pay freeze
[Link: www.nextgov.com...]

192 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:03:05am

re: #188 Varek Raith

Trolling requires way too much effort.
I don't know how anyone does it.

Trolling is a art.

193 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:03:54am

re: #190 reine.de.tout

er . . .
Somehow, the image that conjures up in my mind is just wrong.

Tsk tsk.
You've been spending too much time talking with the likes of us.
:)

194 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:03:56am

Pimping my own page, but this is pretty awesome stuff, from the Don't Try This at Home files:

People are Awesome

195 jaunte  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:03:59am

re: #190 reine.de.tout

Must be caused by the r word and the i word.

196 lawhawk  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:04:32am

re: #189 Obdicut

Minas Tirith! Damn.. That is impressive.

197 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:04:42am

re: #195 jaunte

Must be caused by the r word and the i word.

Yep, that's exactly it!

re: #193 Varek Raith

Tsk tsk.
You've been spending too much time talking with the likes of us.
:)

Absoutely!

198 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:05:55am

re: #192 negativ

Trolling is a art.

2/10 for making me laugh.

199 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:08:11am

re: #194 reine.de.tout

Pimping my own page, but this is pretty awesome stuff, from the Don't Try This at Home files:

People are Awesome Unconcerned About Permanently Debilitating Spinal Injuries

FTFM.

200 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:09:48am

re: #177 Jadespring

While I supposed discovering that there some sort of direct relation to nobility or someone big historically would be neat I wonder why it's so important to some people. So what if you're related to Princess Peanuckle? What's that doing for you now. :) Through my family research we've discovered that most were just regular working people which now would be considered 'working' class. Thatchers, blacksmiths, farmers and even a line of char women (housekeepers). I'm totally okay with that. Proud of that really. People that actually made what the big hoity historical personages did possible.

The most interesting person I've found thus far is my 4th great grandfather, who was the 11th Lt. Gov of Kentucky and instrumental in the development of the Whig Party in KY. Ojoe would be proud.

201 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:10:49am

re: #199 negativ

FTFM.

I always wonder how they ever managed to do those things for the first time? Do they build up to it? Is it an accident? Are they really that crazy?

202 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:12:13am

re: #201 reine.de.tout

I always wonder how they ever managed to do those things for the first time? Do they build up to it? Is it an accident? Are they really that crazy?

Yeah, who decides they want to run at an oncoming car, jump on its hood then do a forward flip off the roof to the street behind it?!?!

203 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:14:10am

Some good psychedelic fun by Armenian animator Roberto Saakyants, with subs:

Wow, speaking fish!. Armenfilm, 1983.

204 BishopX  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:15:38am

re: #201 reine.de.tout

A lot of those big stunts start with very very carefully done math, assuming the stunt man does everything "right" it can be reasonably predicable. Take those shots of people skateboarding/skiing on half pipes, given past videos of their performance, the jump height and the ramp geometry you can nail their highest jump to within 5' or so.

Those street performers are just crazy though.

205 Varek Raith  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:17:04am

Later gators.

206 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:18:52am

re: #201 reine.de.tout

I always wonder how they ever managed to do those things for the first time? Do they build up to it? Is it an accident? Are they really that crazy?

See:
Russian Spiderman (takes about 2 minutes to finally get down to business)

Danny MacAskill April 2009

207 lawhawk  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:21:42am

re: #202 Varek Raith

Someone who wants to spend the rest of their life in traction? Or a career as a stuntman? Or both - not necessarily in that order.

208 DaddyG  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:22:47am

re: #177 Jadespring

While I supposed discovering that there some sort of direct relation to nobility or someone big historically would be neat I wonder why it's so important to some people. So what if you're related to Princess Peanuckle? What's that doing for you now. :) Through my family research we've discovered that most were just regular working people which now would be considered 'working' class. Thatchers, blacksmiths, farmers and even a line of char women (housekeepers). I'm totally okay with that. Proud of that really. People that actually made what the big hoity historical personages did possible.

I found some family lines that went through the American colonies back to English gentry. The initial thrill of finding royal lineage was soon tempered by their stories as I looked up their history. I decided that the dirt farmers in Indiana who managed to keep their families healthy and happy through depressions and wars were much more noble than the Kings who had their rivals killed so they could hold on to power.

209 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:22:48am

re: #206 negativ

Russian spiderman? Yet it's blocked here for copyright reasons. Hmm.

210 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:23:40am

re: #209 Sergey Romanov

This video contains content from The Orchard Music and Sony Music Entertainment, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

211 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:25:38am

re: #202 Varek Raith

Yeah, who decides they want to run at an oncoming car, jump on its hood then do a forward flip off the roof to the street behind it?!?!

You mean those kids weren't throwing stones?

/saw the /b/ thread, couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

//ah, schadenfreude.

212 DaddyG  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:26:08am

re: #191 jaunte

Obama announces two-year federal pay freeze
[Link: www.nextgov.com...]


We've been doing that on the state level for 4 years already. Plus increases in our portion of the benefits we receive.

As a fiscally responsible taxpayer that is a good thing. As an employee who used to be corporate slime I find it to be a tight fit. At least I'm working!

213 Killgore Trout  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:26:23am

Drudge and Alex Jones declare victory....
Drudge Fought The TSA….And Drudge Won


Despite the establishment media presiding over another mass hoax in claiming that Americans were completely happy with invasive airport security measures, contrary to polls showing a majority in opposition, and that the national opt out day was a failure, the fact that the TSA was forced to change its policy by mothballing naked body scanners and curtailing aggressive pat downs clearly goes to show that the man who almost single-handedly drove the issue, Matt Drudge, fought the TSA and he won.

The big networks and the so-called progressive borg hive, who instantly tried to spin the lack of delays at airports over Thanksgiving as proof that the opt-out protest had failed, conveniently failed to mention the fact that major airports across the country had deliberately mothballed their naked body scanners in a crass PR ploy aimed at deflating the momentum behind the demonstration.

214 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:26:50am

re: #209 Sergey Romanov

Maybe [Link: www.break.com...]

215 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:27:27am
216 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:28:45am

re: #214 negativ

Yup, this works.

217 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:29:43am

re: #213 Killgore Trout

Drudge and Alex Jones declare victory...
Drudge Fought The TSA….And Drudge Won

Image: ravingJones.gif

218 DaddyG  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:29:56am

re: #215 laZardo

I love cropping.


You know a clever photo-shop could imply that Charles has a gangrenous foot, or testicles for that matter. /

219 Obdicut  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:30:19am

re: #213 Killgore Trout


so-called progressive borg hive

Who calls it that? Who calls what that? What?

220 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:35:34am

re: #215 laZardo

I love cropping.

I love linking.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

221 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:40:55am

re: #220 negativ

BAM!

222 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:45:29am

re: #206 negativ

Heh.
If it can be visualized, someone will try it.
But not me.

223 laZardo  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 8:45:53am

Ah, hell. I'm goin to bed. Leaving for school in 6 hrs. 45 minutes.

224 sffilk  Mon, Nov 29, 2010 9:54:08am

What is surprising to me is that a lot of people who I would think would know about his non-comedic career (science fiction fans, for instance) seem to be concentrating on his comedic career, forgetting to mention things like "Forbidden Planet" or "The Bold Ones." However, I will admit that I didn't remember that he had been on "Bracken's World," which is about 40 years old now. I had been a fan of that show.


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