Scientists Discover New Branch on Human Evolutionary Tree

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An international group of researchers has made a fascinating discovery in the Denisova cave in southern Siberia: a previously unknown human-like creature that coexisted with Neanderthals and homo sapiens in Eurasia, and interbred with us.

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More at Spiegel Online: The Denisovan Code: Researchers Decipher DNA of Mysterious Human Ancestor.

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1 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:34:47am

As interesting and fascinating as this is I wondered what the ‘Bananas Are Proof’ crowd thinks of this.

2 Kragar  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:35:14am

Meanwhile, at the Discovery Institute…

“OK, Mandatory Staff meeting, how the hell do we bullshit our way out of this one?”

3 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:35:40am

O’Donnell disapproves.

4 Ojoe  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:36:12am

No wonder I like to go camping.

5 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:39:07am

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Meanwhile, at the Discovery Institute…

“OK, Mandatory Staff meeting, how the hell do we bullshit our way out of this one?”

Oh, they don’t need anything new. All the usual stupid shit can be applied to this.

6 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:40:06am

OK, how did the Denisovans get all the way from Siberia to New Guinea without mating with any other tribes?

7 Kragar  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:41:23am

re: #5 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh, they don’t need anything new. All the usual stupid shit can be applied to this.

a) Put their by God to trick us.
b) Scientific processes are unreliable
c) How can it be 30,000 years old when the Earth is only 5000 years old?
d) other

8 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:42:04am

re: #6 Alouette

OK, how did the Denisovans get all the way from Siberia to New Guinea without mating with any other tribes?

My first thought was that during Ice Age events sea level was lower and there were land bridges or waterways were smaller.

9 Kragar  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:44:59am

re: #6 Alouette

OK, how did the Denisovans get all the way from Siberia to New Guinea without mating with any other tribes?

Who says they didn’t?

One possibility is a disease which wiped out most of them but New Guinea avoided due to geographic isolation.

10 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:48:00am

re: #8 BigPapa

re: #8 BigPapa

Alternately, the boat-migration theory holds that rather than using land-bridge, stone-age migrations happened largely along waterways. Given the amazing skill of Polynesians in building sea-worthy craft with stone tools, I find it highly plausible.

11 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:48:10am

An article yesterday showed a crude migration route map that left plenty of time for them to have hung out in SE Asia until the Melanesian got their canoeing skills together. The guys who made it to Papua wouldn’t look much like the guys in the Siberian caves.

12 Kragar  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:50:33am

re: #9 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

To back up that reasoning, I cite this earlier theory about genetic variation and diseases in the Roman Empire.

Roman Empire ‘raised HIV threat’

In countries inside the borders of the empire for longer periods, such as Spain, Italy and Greece, the frequency of the CCR5-delta32 gene, which offers some protection against HIV, is between 0% and 6%.

Countries at the fringe of the empire, such as Germany, and modern England, the rate is between 8% and 11.8%, while in countries never conquered by Rome, the rate is greater than this.

However, the researchers do not believe that the genetic difference is due to Roman soldiers or officials breeding within the local population - history suggests this was not particularly widespread, and that invading and occupying armies could have been drawn not just from Italy but from other parts of the empire.

Instead, they say that the Romans may have introduced an unknown disease to which people with the CCR5-Delta32 variant were particularly susceptible.

13 sagehen  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:51:04am

How long until racists find a way to work this discovery into their so-called logic?

The clock starts… NOW!

14 Burgher  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:53:40am

Do I understand the article correctly? Does it propose that there were 3 distinct species of Homonids, Neanderthal, Hobit and Densiovian, with which our Homosapien ancestors interbread? If this is the case, it will blow the minds of creationists whos idea of human evolutionary theory is summed up by the old graphic that shows a lemur and passes through the sequecne of subspecies..

[Link: wilderdom.com…]

15 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:54:32am

re: #10 Obdicut

re: #8 BigPapa

Alternately, the boat-migration theory holds that rather than using land-bridge, stone-age migrations happened largely along waterways. Given the amazing skill of Polynesians in building sea-worthy craft with stone tools, I find it highly plausible.

It would be fascinating to see how far back boat making skills go, whether carving out canoes or more rudimentary rafts made of tied logs a la ‘Kon Tiki’ style.

16 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:55:38am

re: #15 BigPapa

Thor Heyerdahl may have been dead wrong about his theory of Egypt-to-America migration, but he totally reinvigorated the field nonetheless. I love those books.

17 Burgher  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:55:39am

re: #6 Alouette

Their Feet

18 calochortus  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:56:12am

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Meanwhile, at the Discovery Institute…

“OK, Mandatory Staff meeting, how the hell do we bullshit our way out of this one?”

There’s an ad at the top for “accuracyingenesis.com” so I’m guessing great minds are working on this. And I know that Google ads are not targeted particularly well…

19 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:56:33am

re: #15 BigPapa

It would be fascinating to see how far back boat making skills go, whether carving out canoes or more rudimentary rafts made of tied logs a la ‘Kon Tiki’ style.

Looking at a good map shows a lot of “island-hopping” potential. Getting to the mid-Pacific was a lot harder.

20 Kragar  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:56:43am

re: #15 BigPapa

It would be fascinating to see how far back boat making skills go, whether carving out canoes or more rudimentary rafts made of tied logs a la ‘Kon Tiki’ style.

Some circumstantial evidence points to as far back as 40,000 years ago, while conclusive evidence shows around 7,000 years

21 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:58:47am

re: #19 Decatur Deb

You know about the testicular navigation, right?

22 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:59:55am

re: #21 Obdicut

You know about the testicular navigation, right?

Not unless you mean “Big Balls=Big Voyage”.

23 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:00:50pm

re: #22 Decatur Deb

There is a claim by at least one group of Polynesians that they navigate using their testicles— that by getting in the water and concentrating, they can feel the pressure waves passing through their testicles and use that information like echolocation to tell where land is.

24 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:02:20pm

re: #23 Obdicut

There is a claim by at least one group of Polynesians that they navigate using their testicles— that by getting in the water and concentrating, they can feel the pressure waves passing through their testicles and use that information like echolocation to tell where land is.

Sounds like they’re just screwing with the ethnologists again.

25 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:03:24pm

re: #23 Obdicut

There is a claim by at least one group of Polynesians that they navigate using their testicles— that by getting in the water and concentrating, they can feel the pressure waves passing through their testicles and use that information like echolocation to tell where land is.

Wow, I thought you were joking. I’ve never heard of that.

26 wrenchwench  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:04:51pm

re: #24 Decatur Deb

Sounds like they’re just screwing with the ethnologists again.

It’s a ballsy claim, all right.

27 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:04:57pm

re: #24 Decatur Deb

Well, the testicles are chock-full of nerves, and people have developed weirder abilities. But it is exactly the kind of thing I’d tell an ethnologist if I were a Polynesian dude.

28 calochortus  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:04:58pm

re: #24 Decatur Deb

Or are trying to explain that only manly men can navigate. But I suspect its “screwing with the ethnologists” as you say.

29 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:06:07pm

re: #28 calochortus

It was their explanation of how they found new land— it is a rather big question, how the Polynesians managed to find all those islands out there in the middle of nothing. Getting to Hawaii was pretty incredible.

30 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:06:26pm

re: #27 Obdicut

re: #28 calochortus

It really gets boring sitting in the long house waiting for cable to reach the island.

31 calochortus  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:07:53pm

re: #29 Obdicut

Indeed it was, but they had generations of practice with smaller jumps. The way I learned it they studied winds, currents, cloud formation, birds, etc. Which is impressive enough without bringing testicles into it.

32 lawhawk  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:08:59pm

re: #26 wrenchwench

33 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:09:29pm

re: #29 Obdicut

It was their explanation of how they found new land— it is a rather big question, how the Polynesians managed to find all those islands out there in the middle of nothing. Getting to Hawaii was pretty incredible.

I could make up a theory about following pelagic creatures, but my guess is that a lot of them set out by accident and some didn’t get killed. There is a ceramic culture on the W coast of South America that almost certainly blew there from Japan. (Jomo?? Will check.)

34 Kragar  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:10:23pm

re: #31 calochortus

Indeed it was, but they had generations of practice with smaller jumps. The way I learned it they studied winds, currents, cloud formation, birds, etc. Which is impressive enough without bringing testicles into it.

Everything is more impressive with testicles.

35 wrenchwench  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:10:53pm

Heck, a friend just volunteered to come and help me—now I have to clean up!

Gift horse, shut your mouth!

36 calochortus  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:12:13pm

re: #33 Decatur Deb

I could make up a theory about following pelagic creatures, but my guess is that a lot of them set out by accident and some didn’t get killed. There is a ceramic culture on the W coast of South America that almost certainly blew there from Japan. (Jomo?? Will check.)

I’m sure many didn’t make it, but they did set out with whole families and plants, and animals so they were intending to found colonies.

37 calochortus  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:12:36pm

re: #34 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Everything is more impressive with testicles.

I’ll have to take your word for that…

38 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:14:11pm

re: #36 calochortus

I’m sure many didn’t make it, but they did set out with whole families and plants, and animals so they were intending to found colonies.

Or they came in second best in a local land war.

39 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:15:34pm

re: #33 Decatur Deb

I could make up a theory about following pelagic creatures, but my guess is that a lot of them set out by accident and some didn’t get killed. There is a ceramic culture on the W coast of South America that almost certainly blew there from Japan. (Jomo?? Will check.)

Jomon. Though I’m not sure this is the one. (Did MesoAmerica a long time ago.)

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

40 calochortus  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:15:43pm

re: #38 Decatur Deb

Could be.

41 mr.fusion  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:16:12pm

re: #23 Obdicut

There is a claim by at least one group of Polynesians that they navigate using their testicles— that by getting in the water and concentrating, they can feel the pressure waves passing through their testicles and use that information like echolocation to tell where land is.

My one regret is that I have but one upding to give to this post

42 ryannon  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:17:12pm

“An international group of researchers has made a fascinating discovery in the Denisova cave in southern Siberia: a previously unknown human-like creature that coexisted with Neanderthals and homo sapiens in Eurasia, and interbred with us.”

LUAP NOR!

43 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:21:03pm

re: #29 Obdicut

It was their explanation of how they found new land— it is a rather big question, how the Polynesians managed to find all those islands out there in the middle of nothing. Getting to Hawaii was pretty incredible.

I like this theory, but there’s a simpler explanation. Their cultures were chock full of cannibalism, and natural selection infused their testicles with a desire not to be appetizers. So they kept moving to new digs, the farther away the better.

44 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:26:11pm

Hmm…The video keeps auto-playing…

45 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:26:43pm

re: #44 Varek Raith

Hmm…The video keeps auto-playing…

Yeah. I noticed that too.

46 wrenchwench  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:26:57pm

re: #32 lawhawk

I thought that was a kids’ show!???

47 Charles Johnson  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:27:49pm

re: #44 Varek Raith

Hmm…The video keeps auto-playing…

Oops. Autoplay flag was set to true — it should be fixed now.

48 Charles Johnson  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:28:40pm

re: #26 wrenchwench

It’s a ballsy claim, all right.

Sounds nuts to me.

49 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:31:11pm

i used to navigate with something located in that general area of my body, but not since i got married

50 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:31:54pm

re: #43 goddamnedfrank

The question is how they found them, though.

There’s really three theories:

1. By sheer luck and mass of migration.

2. By using their panoply of skills, like noting the flights of birds, analyzing the flows of currents, and their knowledge of how clouds form differently over land than they do over the ocean.

3. By using some other skill that’s either been lost or degraded since the time of large migrations.

A lot of their migrations were not caused by fear of teh cannibals or warfare, but because they’d used up all the resources on the islands.

51 calochortus  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:36:06pm

This is certainly educational-or something-but I need to go buy food for Christmas Eve dinner. Yum.

52 brookly red  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:36:14pm

re: #50 Obdicut

The question is how they found them, though.

There’s really three theories:

1. By sheer luck and mass of migration.

2. By using their panoply of skills, like noting the flights of birds, analyzing the flows of currents, and their knowledge of how clouds form differently over land than they do over the ocean.

3. By using some other skill that’s either been lost or degraded since the time of large migrations.

A lot of their migrations were not caused by fear of teh cannibals or warfare, but because they’d used up all the resources on the islands.

/4. Aliens used to amuse themselves by dropping them off in strange places & then wagering on if they could find their way home…

53 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:36:40pm

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Meanwhile, at the Discovery Institute…

“OK, Mandatory Staff meeting, how the hell do we bullshit our way out of this one?”

[conservative “think” tank] publishes a study definitely proving that the denisovians were forced into extinction due to their high tax rates on top earners

54 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:37:53pm

Hugh Hewit and Caroline Glick are joining Crazy Pam in calling for the release of convicted spy Johnathan Pollard. So much for wingnut patriotism.

55 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:40:55pm

Here’s a link to some pre-Columbian stuff, but the Chinese had some pretty ocean-capable ships by then. There seems to be a cottage industry of supposed Chinese discoveries. Needs the 24-year rule.

[Link: chinese-mexico.blogspot.com…]

56 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:41:58pm

re: #53 engineer dog

[conservative “think” tank] publishes a study definitely proving that the denisovians were forced into extinction due to their high tax rates on top earners

conservative drunk tank

57 brookly red  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:42:27pm

re: #55 Decatur Deb

Here’s a link to some pre-Columbian stuff, but the Chinese had some pretty ocean-capable ships by then. There seems to be a cottage industry of supposed Chinese discoveries. Needs the 24-year rule.

[Link: chinese-mexico.blogspot.com…]

24 year rule? It’s 18 here, what state do you live in?

58 Charles Johnson  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:42:39pm

re: #54 Killgore Trout

Hugh Hewit and Caroline Glick are joining Crazy Pam in calling for the release of convicted spy Johnathan Pollard. So much for wingnut patriotism.

They’re all Pamela Geller now.

59 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:43:58pm

re: #57 brookly red

24 year rule? It’s 18 here, what state do you live in?

Did NYC go back to 18? It was when I was 18 there, but beer hadn’t been invented yet.

60 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:44:45pm

re: #54 Killgore Trout

Hugh Hewit and Caroline Glick are joining Crazy Pam in calling for the release of convicted spy Johnathan Pollard. So much for wingnut patriotism.

I don’t know who Hewit is, but Glick and Geller don’t surprise me. Getting Pollard freed has been a cause in certain right-leaning circles for a long time.

61 brookly red  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:45:04pm

re: #59 Decatur Deb

Did NYC go back to 18? It was when I was 18 there, but beer hadn’t been invented yet.

no it’s 21 to drink here… but I wasn’t talking bout drinkin.

62 Ming  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:46:12pm

I wonder if this newly-discovered human species passed on any genes to modern humans. It’s estimated that between 1% and 4% of the Eurasian human genome comes from Neanderthals. The human story is indeed fascinating.

63 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:46:27pm

I don’t care who you spy for.
Johnathan Pollard can remain in jail, thankyouverymuch.

64 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:46:30pm

re: #61 brookly red

no it’s 21 to drink here… but I wasn’t talking bout drinkin.

Oh. Wasn’t doin’ that either.

65 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:48:21pm

re: #62 Ming

I wonder if this newly-discovered human species passed on any genes to modern humans. It’s estimated that between 1% and 4% of the Eurasian human genome comes from Neanderthals. The human story is indeed fascinating.

Yesterday’s story said 4-6% in modern Melanesians. The whole thing is going to be pretty jumbled by the time it’s popularized.

66 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:53:14pm

just wait til Antarctica melts enough so that we can explore underneath the ice…there is no telling what sort of mind boggling stuff will be revealed….lost civilizations, new sorts of humanoids, unbelievable technologies that could save mankind from ourselves

67 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:54:12pm

re: #66 albusteve

When it melts enough to explore, human civilization will already have been devastated so completely we wont’ be able to explore. We’ll be too busy desperately trying to survive as a species.

Yay.

68 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:54:23pm

re: #63 Varek Raith

I don’t care who you spy for.
Johnathan Pollard can remain in jail, thankyouverymuch.

he’s not on my radar either….I’m cold hearted

69 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:55:17pm

re: #67 Obdicut

When it melts enough to explore, human civilization will already have been devastated so completely we wont’ be able to explore. We’ll be too busy desperately trying to survive as a species.

Yay.

maybe there is some sort of edible food stuffs down there….never give up hope

70 brookly red  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:55:56pm

re: #69 albusteve

maybe there is some sort of edible food stuffs down there…never give up hope

the original fish stix…

71 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 12:56:52pm

re: #70 brookly red

the original fish stix…

yes, you’ve got it

72 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:00:48pm

About that “war on Christmas” story about kids being punished for handing out candy canes…..
Witnesses: Christmas Sweater Club Not So ‘Innocent’

“I think the administration lost its holiday spirit,” said Heather Williams, a mother of the of the boys in the club.

The boys say they were just handing out or gently tossing two inch, wrapped candy canes as students arrived at Battlefield one morning. And several boys who were there back them up.

But Abdus Khan, a senior, saw something different. “They had candy canes and they were chucking them,” he said. Khan said he saw a few people who had red marks on their faces where the small candy canes had hit them.

A few postings on our Facebook page describe a similar chaotic, and unfriendly scene. Khan said he heard a few of the boys shouting “Merry f——— Christmas”.

One boy in the club said an administrator told him that candy canes could be misconstrued as Christian symbols.

73 brookly red  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:02:27pm

re: #72 Killgore Trout

About that “war on Christmas” story about kids being punished for handing out candy canes…
Witnesses: Christmas Sweater Club Not So ‘Innocent’

we used to file them into shanks…

74 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:03:40pm

re: #73 brookly red

we used to file them into shanks…

Stabby Christmas!

75 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:05:37pm

re: #72 Killgore Trout

The bullshit just never stops, so neither can we. (There would be no “Sweater Clubs” at our highschool—the admin is that frightened of anything that could masquerade gang activity.)

76 brookly red  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:06:26pm

re: #74 Killgore Trout

Stabby Christmas!

hey, a lump of coal in a stocking can turn the lights out too…

77 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:07:19pm

re: #72 Killgore Trout

About that “war on Christmas” story about kids being punished for handing out candy canes…
Witnesses: Christmas Sweater Club Not So ‘Innocent’

I recall winger memes of victimhood lobbies being foisted upon the sheeple by sinister leftist organizations.

Sounds like they’ve adopted those mendacious strategies!

78 brookly red  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:08:07pm

re: #77 BigPapa

I recall winger memes of victimhood lobbies being foisted upon the sheeple by sinister leftist organizations.

Sounds like they’ve adopted those mendacious strategies!

well it does seem to work…

79 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:13:03pm

BBL

80 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:13:15pm

re: #78 brookly red

well it does seem to work…

It only really “works” when taken as far as today’s wingnuts. They have created a completely separate reality, revised history and completely dismissed science as a leftist plot. They’ve given up all sense of shame over their racism and extremist ideas. They believe conspiracies that are so insane they’re beyond parody.
In some sense they’ve gone so far off the rails that they’re beyond any meaningful criticism. I never tought it would go this far and it really bums me out. No amount of fact checking or ridicule is going to have any effect.

81 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:14:58pm
82 reine.de.tout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:16:13pm

Has anyone mentioned yet how this creates yet more gaps?
/ /

83 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:19:20pm

re: #82 reine.de.tout

Has anyone mentioned yet how this creates yet more gaps?
/ /

Where are all the transitional fossils?

84 brookly red  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:20:25pm

re: #83 BigPapa

Where are all the transitional fossils?

I think they have adjourned till the new year…

85 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:22:57pm

Were there any Transitional Bananas?

86 Kragar  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:22:59pm

re: #81 Slumbering Behemoth

I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST’S LOVE!!!

So am I!

87 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:24:16pm

Murder Ballads by Nick Cave is on the featured albums on the left there, AWESOME. it’s one of the greatest records, just an absolute depraved, evil masterpiece

88 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:25:13pm

re: #72 Killgore Trout

Every year brings more and more stupid non-news at Christmas. Wheeee!

89 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:27:04pm

re: #86 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

“If I ain’t drunk, it ain’t Christmas.” Awesome.

Also, I have to side with Jim Gaffigan on this one.

90 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:27:15pm

re: #54 Killgore Trout

Hugh Hewit and Caroline Glick are joining Crazy Pam in calling for the release of convicted spy Johnathan Pollard. So much for wingnut patriotism.

Let me guess, they’ll clam right up once a Republican is in office

91 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:28:42pm

This is how I roll with my Christmas music

FEEL THAT!

92 Kragar  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:28:56pm

re: #89 Slumbering Behemoth

“If I ain’t drunk, it ain’t Christmas.” Awesome.

Also, I have to side with Jim Gaffigan on this one.

93 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:30:28pm

re: #91 WindUpBird

This is how I roll with my Christmas music


[Video]

FEEL THAT!

Er… no?

94 webevintage  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:31:25pm

re: #72 Killgore Trout

About that “war on Christmas” story about kids being punished for handing out candy canes…
Witnesses: Christmas Sweater Club Not So ‘Innocent’



A few postings on our Facebook page describe a similar chaotic, and unfriendly scene. Khan said he heard a few of the boys shouting “Merry f—- Christmas”.

Of course there is always the “rest of the story”.

My favorite kind of “War on Christmas” story….

(and really, teenage boys with something that could be a “minor” projectile? Of course they lobed them hard at freshmen and other guys they don’t like.)

95 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:34:03pm

re: #94 webevintage

Of course there is always the “rest of the story”.

My favorite kind of “War on Christmas” story…

(and really, teenage boys with something that could be a “minor” projectile? Of course they lobed them hard at freshmen and other guys they don’t like.)

ho ho ho hum

96 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:34:38pm

And of course, we can’t do Christmas without some good, ole fashioned NSFW FEAR.

97 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:34:56pm

re: #91 WindUpBird

This is how I roll with my Christmas music


[Video]FEEL THAT!

feel what?…is there something to this I’m missing?
I am so uncool

98 b_sharp  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:37:09pm

Cue Bell Curvers for their walk on.

99 Kragar  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:38:43pm

Of course, nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit like

100 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:40:47pm

re: #97 albusteve

feel what?…is there something to this I’m missing?
I am so uncool

Tom Lehr is so “was.” He was always stuck some where between a beat poet and a novelty song writer… a beat Alan Sherman.

101 Batman  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:44:02pm

From what I’ve read, this discovery is based on a fragment of a finger and a single molar. Of course, they DID successfully extract and analyze DNA and were able to compare it to ours and that of Neanderthal, but I can already predict the form of hands-over-ears creationists will take will be blasting science for not finding a whole skeleton, or more specifically — for when they do eventually find one — for not finding a living specimen.

102 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:44:12pm

re: #99 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Merry Christmas!

103 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:45:22pm

re: #100 Walter L. Newton

Tom Lehr is so “was.” He was always stuck some where between a beat poet and a novelty song writer… a beat Alan Sherman.

stuck in Camp Granada?…I’m not hep I guess, there is just so much that I’m not interested in…like the Xmas slamfest…I refuse to get dragged into pop issues, other than to mock for a good laugh

104 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:50:18pm

re: #101 nonsense

From what I’ve read, this discovery is based on a fragment of a finger and a single molar. Of course, they DID successfully extract and analyze DNA and were able to compare it to ours and that of Neanderthal, but I can already predict the form of hands-over-ears creationists will take will be blasting science for not finding a whole skeleton, or more specifically — for when they do eventually find one — for not finding a living specimen.

the only issue with creationism that is remotely important is how it is creeping into the schools…other than that, who gives a shit what some whackos think?..why even bother

105 allegro  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:54:41pm

re: #104 albusteve

the only issue with creationism that is remotely important is how it is creeping into the schools…other than that, who gives a shit what some whackos think?..why even bother

Because it isn’t just a few whackos. It’s something like 50% of the population that is buying into the terminally stupid.

106 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:58:42pm

This is way cool.

107 reine.de.tout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:03:01pm

re: #101 nonsense

From what I’ve read, this discovery is based on a fragment of a finger and a single molar. Of course, they DID successfully extract and analyze DNA and were able to compare it to ours and that of Neanderthal, but I can already predict the form of hands-over-ears creationists will take will be blasting science for not finding a whole skeleton, or more specifically — for when they do eventually find one — for not finding a living specimen.

For those folks, it’s all about the gaps in the fossil record. And this discovery, of course, now fills in one gap but in doing so, creates two more (one on each side of it). It’s never-ending, this fill-in-the gap business.

108 Stan the Demanded Plan  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:05:27pm

PHEW! Work is finito till Tuesday!

109 reine.de.tout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:08:26pm

re: #105 allegro

Because it isn’t just a few whackos. It’s something like 50% of the population that is buying into the terminally stupid.

I think within that 50% there is a group of religious folks, usually Christian, who do believe the science of the evolutionary process, but who also think that “creationism” is ONLY about teaching about God.

I have two issues with those folks:
1. Teaching children about God (and faith) is a responsibility that belongs to parents, not the schools, and
2. Which creation story is it to be taught?

What I find among many of my friends is that they have not looked at the Discovery Institute and the Wedge Document and all the other stuff that’s discussed here frequently, and so all they hear is “get God back into the schools!”, and what they DON’T hear is how the DI and “family forum” folks propose to get it back into the schools and what it is that will be replaced by it. In other words, they have no clue about the Discovery Institute and its plan to basically eliminate the science of evolution from curricula, to be replaced with the DI’s version of God.

110 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:12:28pm

re: #109 reine.de.tout

It’s part of a general disengagement from parents in their kids education, as well, I feel. I mean, the misunderstandings about the curriculum and exactly what putting ‘god’ into the schools would mean in practical reality.

111 freetoken  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:14:53pm

re: #14 Burgher

Do I understand the article correctly? Does it propose that there were 3 distinct species of Homonids, Neanderthal, Hobit and Densiovian, with which our Homosapien ancestors interbread?

One of the better discussions I’ve found of the Denisovian results is by John Hawks:

[Link: johnhawks.net…]

The small people of Flores are not listed as being part of the neanderthal/denisovan/sapiens interbreeding complex, that I’ve read anywhere.

112 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:16:56pm

re: #106 Slumbering Behemoth

This is way cool.

That is cool.

113 freetoken  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:17:19pm

re: #62 Ming

I wonder if this newly-discovered human species passed on any genes to modern humans. It’s estimated that between 1% and 4% of the Eurasian human genome comes from Neanderthals. The human story is indeed fascinating.

Yes, that is part of the paper. (See my Hawks link above). PNG populations have some of the Denisovan genes.

114 reine.de.tout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:17:48pm

re: #110 Obdicut

It’s part of a general disengagement from parents in their kids education, as well, I feel. I mean, the misunderstandings about the curriculum and exactly what putting ‘god’ into the schools would mean in practical reality.

Yes, I agree.

Part of it, I think, is that in certain areas, a school system is huge, and then there are “magnet schools”, and other schools with special programs, and so kids may not necessarily be going to the same school down the street that some of their neighbors are going to. When a parent has to drive across town to attend an event at a school - well, that’s a long way to drive, depending on time of day it might take 45 minutes to get from home to school and then another 45 from school back to home again. It makes it difficult for parents to stay engaged.

115 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:18:08pm

re: #112 Killgore Trout

“Made with no money, just a little time and a lot of passion.”

Friggin’ amazing.

116 freetoken  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:20:12pm

re: #101 nonsense

There is a critique that has already surfaced (in Nature Precedings) that the mtDNA evidence is inconclusive. However, they doesn’t address the nucleic DNA that was also sequenced.

The different DNA give different indications, which will have to be resolved one way or another.

117 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:21:59pm

re: #112 Killgore Trout

That is cool.

This, on the other hand, is not cool. Stupid hipster assholes.

/ANARHY!!!

118 fat bastard vegetarian  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:23:35pm

re: #106 Slumbering Behemoth

Breathtaking. Thanks.

119 freetoken  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:24:08pm

Carl Zimmer’s take:

Denisovans: Ordinary humans with extraordinary genes?

Worth reading.

120 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:26:11pm

re: #105 allegro

Because it isn’t just a few whackos. It’s something like 50% of the population that is buying into the terminally stupid.

and there is little to be done about it…someday the pendulum will swing another way…I won’t spend much time getting too shook up about something I have no control over

121 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:33:18pm

re: #114 reine.de.tout

Yes, I agree.

Part of it, I think, is that in certain areas, a school system is huge, and then there are “magnet schools”, and other schools with special programs, and so kids may not necessarily be going to the same school down the street that some of their neighbors are going to. When a parent has to drive across town to attend an event at a school - well, that’s a long way to drive, depending on time of day it might take 45 minutes to get from home to school and then another 45 from school back to home again. It makes it difficult for parents to stay engaged.


maybe parents should plan ahead….another aspect of the breakdown of the family as we knew it…we had two kids and the schools were very close by….very Rockwellian…and there was little we didn’t know about, being totally engaged, life revolved around the kids and their schooling….it can be done

122 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:33:51pm
123 allegro  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:33:54pm

re: #120 albusteve

and there is little to be done about it…someday the pendulum will swing another way…I won’t spend much time getting too shook up about something I have no control over

If we all don’t have a collective responsibility for the ignorance, or lack thereof, of the population of which we are a part, who does?

124 Stan the Demanded Plan  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:34:20pm

re: #122 Slumbering Behemoth

Re: Repeal of DADT

Gotcha Fail: Rep. Frank Turns Tables on CNS

I just watched that! Perfect!

125 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:34:29pm

re: #54 Killgore Trout

Hugh Hewit and Caroline Glick are joining Crazy Pam in calling for the release of convicted spy Johnathan Pollard. So much for wingnut patriotism.

Is there truth to the part where the sentence is longer than just about anything we’ve handed out to spies from more…errr…’adversarial’ nations?

And i was greatly disappointed to see Hugh offering links to Geller. I haven’t been to his website since the mid-2000’s when i used to read Powerline as well…it’s like finding out that an old friend has joined a cult. sad.

126 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:34:33pm

re: #110 Obdicut

It’s part of a general disengagement from parents in their kids education, as well, I feel. I mean, the misunderstandings about the curriculum and exactly what putting ‘god’ into the schools would mean in practical reality.

totally agree….parenting has evolved and I’m certain, not for the best

128 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:37:25pm

re: #125 Aceofwhat?

If it’s part of a trade or to our advantage I have no problem with it. I do have an issue with releasing him just because he was giving intelligence to the Israelis. He was doing it for the money and probably didn’t really know who he was giving intelligence to. It could have been anybody. Traitor scumbag.

129 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:41:56pm

re: #128 Killgore Trout

It’s people like him that make it risky for people to be dual Israeli-US citizens without having their patriotism for the US called into question.

130 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:42:00pm

re: #123 allegro

If we all don’t have a collective responsibility for the ignorance, or lack thereof, of the population of which we are a part, who does?

beats me…I don’t really want to be a part of any collective….if people want to disregard science, that’s their business…I’m trying to do the best with my own life…faith is a tough nut to crack

131 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:43:43pm

re: #128 Killgore Trout

If it’s part of a trade or to our advantage I have no problem with it. I do have an issue with releasing him just because he was giving intelligence to the Israelis. He was doing it for the money and probably didn’t really know who he was giving intelligence to. It could have been anybody. Traitor scumbag.

Oh, yes. Agree completely with the bolded part. Thanks.

On an unrelated note, i’m about to attempt my first high-quality pan-seared scallops in about 45 minutes. High heat, oil/butter mixture, sea salt, and my full attention.

132 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:44:48pm

re: #131 Aceofwhat?

Oh, yes. Agree completely with the bolded part. Thanks.

On an unrelated note, i’m about to attempt my first high-quality pan-seared scallops in about 45 minutes. High heat, oil/butter mixture, sea salt, and my full attention.

We’ll send help if we don’t hear from ya!

133 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:45:16pm

re: #124 Stanley Sea

I just watched that! Perfect!

Wait, you mean he’s right? There really are gay people everywhere? Oh, the horror.
///

134 freetoken  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:45:43pm

re: #129 Obdicut

“Dual citizenship” is not something that is well founded in our society and international agreements. Though hardly a strong tribalist myself, I do think one has to accept belonging to one nation-state or another.

135 brookly red  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:45:44pm

re: #131 Aceofwhat?

Oh, yes. Agree completely with the bolded part. Thanks.

On an unrelated note, i’m about to attempt my first high-quality pan-seared scallops in about 45 minutes. High heat, oil/butter mixture, sea salt, and my full attention.

scallops are the bomb.

136 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:46:03pm

re: #131 Aceofwhat?

Oh, yes. Agree completely with the bolded part. Thanks.

On an unrelated note, i’m about to attempt my first high-quality pan-seared scallops in about 45 minutes. High heat, oil/butter mixture, sea salt, and my full attention.

mmm…free range or farmed?

137 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:46:07pm

re: #132 Varek Raith

We’ll send help if we don’t hear from ya!

you’ll send more scallops?

138 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:47:00pm

re: #137 Aceofwhat?

you’ll send more scallops?

Giant ones.
To eat you.
You know, revenge and all that.
:P

139 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:47:28pm

re: #134 freetoken

I don’t have any particular feelings on the subject one way or the other.

I should have just said that guys like him make it harder on all Jews, no matter their citizenship status, being suspected of having loyalties to Israel that go beyond their loyalties to the US.

140 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:48:49pm

re: #135 brookly red

scallops are the bomb.

oh yeah…barbecued jumbo shrimp, high quality crab cakes, maybe a chunk of swordfish off the grill

141 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:49:00pm

re: #138 Varek Raith

Varek, if you haven’t seen this yet, you gotta watch it.

142 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:50:15pm

re: #136 albusteve

mmm…free range or farmed?

farmed. sorry - by ‘high-quality’ i mean ‘i told my dad i could pull it off’. he’s kind enough to forgive me if i screw it up, but it’ll probably cost me some of my catfish, and i’m hungry enough to eat all of my catfish.

the scallops themselves are not necessarily of high quality, but it’s my first attempt to simulate a hoity-toity restaurant-quality pan-searing.

143 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:50:17pm

re: #140 albusteve

I’ll take the swordfish, but y’all can keep them sea-bugs for yourselves.

144 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:50:19pm

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145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:50:47pm

re: #144 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ha! I was wondering if that would work. Only one way to find out!

146 freetoken  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:50:59pm

re: #144 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Bonus up-dings!

147 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:51:05pm

re: #129 Obdicut

It’s people like him that make it risky for people to be dual Israeli-US citizens without having their patriotism for the US called into question.

It also hands the antisemites a big propaganda victory.

148 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:51:27pm

re: #144 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Wow, dude. I’m impress.

149 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:51:44pm

re: #140 albusteve

oh yeah…barbecued jumbo shrimp, high quality crab cakes, maybe a chunk of swordfish off the grill

it’s pan-seared scallops and grilled catfish tonight. my brother is grilling the catfish, and he’s good, so i feel like i gotta put in a good showing with the scallops.

150 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:51:54pm

re: #148 Slumbering Behemoth

Wow, dude. I’m impress.

I can copy and paste with the best of them!

151 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:51:59pm

re: #134 freetoken

“Dual citizenship” is not something that is well founded in our society and international agreements. Though hardly a strong tribalist myself, I do think one has to accept belonging to one nation-state or another.

I’m glad my wife didn’t have to give up her Mexican citizenship when she became a US citizen. She’ll be able to buy land in Baja when we retire.

152 William of Orange  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:52:20pm

I think Wikileaks is about to unleash another bombshell.
Bank of America is acting funny lately. Since they were the ones who bought up Merrill Lynch, one of the great culprits in the house bubble scam, I’m very curious in what the bank actually knew before all hell broke loose. American tax payer dollars were needed to keep Bank of America afloat while the leadership sometimes walked away with millions. I bet Kenneth Lay (Enron) would be a little fish compared to these loons.
From C &L:

According to Domain Name Wire, the US bank has been aggressively registering domain names including its board of Directors’ and senior executives’ names followed by “sucks” and “blows”.

For example, the company registered a number of domains for CEO Brian Moynihan: BrianMoynihanBlows.com, BrianMoynihanSucks.com, BrianTMoynihanBlows.com, and BrianTMoynihanSucks.com.

The wire report counted hundreds of such domain name registrations on 17 December alone. They were acquired through an intermediary that frequently registers domain names on behalf of large companies, says the report.

Bank of America has reputedly established a ‘war room’ to draw up strategy and rebutt [sic] allegations likely to emerge from the publication of thousands of internal documents by WikiLeaks.

However, this statement by Assange makes me feel a little uncomfortable.

“We don’t want the bank to suffer unless it’s called for,” Assange told The Times. “But if its management is operating in a responsive way there will be resignations,” he said, without giving details about the material.

That’s a slippery slope to hostage taking.

153 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:52:39pm

re: #150 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I can copy and paste with the best of them!

Aw, now I’m disappoint.

154 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:53:00pm

re: #131 Aceofwhat?

Oh, yes. Agree completely with the bolded part. Thanks.

On an unrelated note, i’m about to attempt my first high-quality pan-seared scallops in about 45 minutes. High heat, oil/butter mixture, sea salt, and my full attention.

Good luck. Here’s a tip that comes in handy: Pat the scallop dry with a paper towel first. If you don’t remove the excess moisture first that water goes into the pan, lowers the temp and boils the scallop.

155 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:53:09pm

re: #151 Mr Pancakes

I’m glad my wife didn’t have to give up her Mexican citizenship when she became a US citizen. She’ll be able to buy land in Baja when we retire.

one needs Mexican citizenship to purchase land in Mexico?

156 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:53:24pm

re: #141 Slumbering Behemoth

Varek, if you haven’t seen this yet, you gotta watch it.

Sweet.

157 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:53:48pm

re: #154 Killgore Trout

Good luck. Here’s a tip that comes in handy: Pat the scallop dry with a paper towel first. If you don’t remove the excess moisture first that water goes into the pan, lowers the temp and boils the scallop.

wow, thanks. that’s a step i hadn’t considered, but it makes perfect sense. greatly appreciated-

158 Political Atheist  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:53:58pm

re: #131 Aceofwhat?

They cook fast!

159 freetoken  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:54:28pm

re: #151 Mr Pancakes

There are many Americans who practice a sort of “dual citizenship”, but whenever I’ve looked into the subject it seems the laws (in this country) are muddled. For example, look at what the State department says about it when it comes to passports.

160 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:54:37pm

re: #154 Killgore Trout

I had pan seared tofu tonight with mixed veggies… oh gawd! It was good!

161 Political Atheist  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:54:40pm

re: #144 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

New favorite!

162 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:55:25pm

The creepiest email I think I have ever received is the Family Research Council’s Christmas email. it just drips with the oil and pablum and sick of creepy social conservative bigots, but with the plastic smile over the top of it, like a Twin peaks episode, or the Black Hole Sun video. All stepford wives in megachurches poisoning you with cupcakes

163 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:55:36pm

re: #158 Rightwingconspirator

They cook fast!

yep. i’ll check them at two minutes on the first side and then start touching them at 60sec after flipping them. i think that my chief obstacles are (1) making sure that i really do have the pan hot enough and (2) leaving them alone for that first two minutes so that they brown nicely on that first side.

164 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:56:00pm

re: #160 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I had pan seared tofu tonight with mixed veggies… oh gawd! It was good!

I have some mussels in the freezer. Maybe I’ll run out to the store for some miso and make some soup.

165 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:56:09pm

re: #144 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Image: nuke.gif

Bah, humbug!
:P

166 freetoken  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:56:20pm

Since we’re on human origins and evolution, one thing I noticed about the recent Gallup update to their long running poll is how many stories around the internet/news-outlets spin it in various ways. Lots of folk have a hard time with statistics.

167 Stan the Demanded Plan  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:56:39pm

re: #133 Slumbering Behemoth

Wait, you mean he’s right? There really are gay people everywhere? Oh, the horror.
///

Idiots. Bigoted idiots.

168 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:56:57pm
To us, the ancient story has a terribly modern ring. Powerful rulers determined to do anything to preserve their power — even promoting and funding the shedding of innocent blood. Earthly kings worshiped as gods. Peace proclaimed on high while violence stalks the streets. But out of all of this is the greatest message ever given to man: God is with us. The miracle is that He didn’t just come down from His heavenly home thousands of years ago. He comes today — to live with us, suffer with us, and- praise God — to save us.

At the end of an overwhelming year, we can take comfort in the fact that this helpless baby, who came in relative obscurity, will soon return as a triumphant Savior that no one will miss! He won’t just be a King among kings- He will be the King of Kings and Lord of Lords! And unlike the men of this world, He will reign forever and ever! I pray that we all embrace the simplicity of the season and rejoice in the Love reborn each day. From everyone at FRC, we wish you and your family a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

from everyone at the Klan, to you and yours! Hallmark twinkles!

169 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:56:58pm

re: #155 Aceofwhat?

one needs Mexican citizenship to purchase land in Mexico?

I could get a 99 year lease….. but not own, unless the laws have changed.

170 Political Atheist  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:57:25pm

re: #163 Aceofwhat?

I cook with them regularly. Love the flavor. I’ll throw pasta in the pan I cooked em in and break the glaze with a little white wine or tequila.

171 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:57:33pm

I just checked the stalkers. All those outraged “conservatives” who flounced from LGF are now on a blog being run by Chen Zen the Progressive and Barret Brown the radical anarchist. Lemming idiots.

172 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:57:50pm

re: #159 freetoken

There are many Americans who practice a sort of “dual citizenship”, but whenever I’ve looked into the subject it seems the laws (in this country) are muddled. For example, look at what the State department says about it when it comes to passports.

Well the thing is Mexico doesn’t really care.

173 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:57:55pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

I just checked the stalkers. All those outraged “conservatives” who flounced from LGF are now on a blog being run by Chen Zen the Progressive and Barret Brown the radical anarchist. Lemming idiots.

Rofl…

174 Stan the Demanded Plan  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:58:01pm

re: #142 Aceofwhat?

farmed. sorry - by ‘high-quality’ i mean ‘i told my dad i could pull it off’. he’s kind enough to forgive me if i screw it up, but it’ll probably cost me some of my catfish, and i’m hungry enough to eat all of my catfish.

the scallops themselves are not necessarily of high quality, but it’s my first attempt to simulate a hoity-toity restaurant-quality pan-searing.

Top Chef. They always do scallops. It must be difficult. Good luck to you.

175 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:58:02pm

re: #143 Slumbering Behemoth

I’ll take the swordfish, but y’all can keep them sea-bugs for yourselves.

we used to go to a place in Jamaica called Frenchmans Cove, very exotic….the locals would come down everyday and set up for a three hour lunch…jerked lobster, baracuda, scallops, assorted roast fish…ice cold beer, cocktails and erb…all served right on the sand if you wanted….beyond cool, another level of coolness….the food was renouned…Frenchmans Cove, outside of Port Antonio

[Link: www.frenchmanscove.com…]

176 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:59:19pm

re: #162 WindUpBird

The creepiest email I think I have ever received is the Family Research Council’s Christmas email. it just drips with the oil and pablum and sick of creepy social conservative bigots, but with the plastic smile over the top of it, like a Twin peaks episode, or the Black Hole Sun video. All stepford wives in megachurches poisoning you with cupcakes

Image: black_hole_sun.jpg

177 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:59:33pm

re: #144 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I’m totally stealing those stars to use later


★★★★YOU WANTED THE BEST YOU GOT THE BEST★★★★

178 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 2:59:54pm

re: #176 Aceofwhat?

Image: black_hole_sun.jpg

I want that wallsized

179 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:00:34pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

I just checked the stalkers. All those outraged “conservatives” who flounced from LGF are now on a blog being run by Chen Zen the Progressive and Barret Brown the radical anarchist. Lemming idiots.

BB is trolling the shit out of those guys, it’s pretty funny

180 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:01:31pm

re: #149 Aceofwhat?

it’s pan-seared scallops and grilled catfish tonight. my brother is grilling the catfish, and he’s good, so i feel like i gotta put in a good showing with the scallops.

catfish always reminds me of Louisiana….catfish, hush puppies and ice cold Abita

181 Stan the Demanded Plan  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:01:33pm

re: #175 albusteve

we used to go to a place in Jamaica called Frenchmans Cove, very exotic…the locals would come down everyday and set up for a three hour lunch…jerked lobster, baracuda, scallops, assorted roast fish…ice cold beer, cocktails and erb…all served right on the sand if you wanted…beyond cool, another level of coolness…the food was renouned…Frenchmans Cove, outside of Port Antonio

[Link: www.frenchmanscove.com…]

Jerked lobster. OMG. I wasn’t hungry 3 minutes ago.

182 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:01:38pm

re: #168 WindUpBird

“To us, the ancient story has a terribly modern ring. Powerful rulers determined to do anything to preserve their power — even promoting and funding the shedding of innocent blood.”

Wait, are they talking about the Koch brothers or the Discovery Institute here? I am so confused.

183 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:02:39pm

re: #163 Aceofwhat?

yep. i’ll check them at two minutes on the first side and then start touching them at 60sec after flipping them. i think that my chief obstacles are (1) making sure that i really do have the pan hot enough and (2) leaving them alone for that first two minutes so that they brown nicely on that first side.

I’d suggest testing one before you do the others. Google shows a lot of people saying two minutes on each side. That seems really long to me unless they are huge (2 -3 inch thick). I do mine usuually 30-45 seconds on each side.

184 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:03:14pm

re: #155 Aceofwhat?

one needs Mexican citizenship to purchase land in Mexico?

no, definitely not

185 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:04:28pm

re: #184 albusteve

no, definitely not

On the coast in Baja you do.

186 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:05:37pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

I just checked the stalkers. All those outraged “conservatives” who flounced from LGF are now on a blog being run by Chen Zen the Progressive and Barret Brown the radical anarchist. Lemming idiots.

They’re the pathetic types that confuse “conservative” with “blind stupidity”.

The deserve whatever they get. Morons.

187 Stan the Demanded Plan  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:05:39pm

re: #185 Mr Pancakes

On the coast in Baja you do.

Concur. Otherwise you get a 99 year lease. Sticky situation, but the most beautiful undeveloped coast. That’s probably why it’s still undeveloped.

188 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:06:07pm

re: #178 WindUpBird

I want that wallsized

we should start an alt- version of fatheads.com. wall-sized posters of Brom art and glassy-eyed Stepford types…

189 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:06:12pm

re: #169 Mr Pancakes

I could get a 99 year lease… but not own, unless the laws have changed.

it’s simple enough to establish residency, then own land…Mexican citizenship is very difficult if not impossible to garner….smell the irony?

190 Kid A  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:06:34pm

Time for a Mama Grizzly impersonation on this topic. Ahem, cough, cough…

“Well, us gun totin’, tobaccy chewin’, God-fearin’, REAL Americans, know that is just another example of the conspiracy formed by the atheist, non-God believin’, Euro-weenie lefties that keep pushin’ this theory of evolution or somethin’ down the throats of all the common-sense, constitutional conservatives, that, like me, can see Russia from our front porches. You betcha’ that the goodsy folksy types over there at the Heritage Foundation and the Hot Air are workin’ really hard to refudiate this nonsense.”

You betcha!

191 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:07:29pm

re: #174 Stanley Sea

Top Chef. They always do scallops. It must be difficult. Good luck to you.

nah…it’s seafood…heat it and eat it

192 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:07:50pm

re: #187 Stanley Sea

Concur. Otherwise you get a 99 year lease. Sticky situation, but the most beautiful undeveloped coast. That’s probably why it’s still undeveloped.

WATERFRONT LAND

Baja has miles of still-undeveloped beach property, compared with a crowded coast across the border, Fair said. The peninsula of desert flatlands and mountains between the Pacific Ocean and Gulf of California stretches for 1,000 miles south from San Diego.

The five largest projects aimed at foreigners, including Butterfield’s Loreto Bay, will attract $5 billion of investment by developers and home buyers within 15 years, according to Mexico’s National Trust Fund for Tourism Development.

A two-bedroom villa near the beach can be purchased for $200,000. That compares with the $576,360 median price for a home in California in August, according to the California Association of Realtors. New residences range up to $4 million on more than an acre of waterfront land.

”The next 15 years are going to be an absolute second-home and retirement-home explosion in the Baja,” Fair said.

Demand is being fueled by U.S. residents flush with cash from rising stocks and a five-year surge in home values, said Mitch Creekmore, director of international development for Stewart Title Guaranty, which insures the ownership for $3 billion of property in Mexico.

Baby boomers, the 76 million Americans born from 1946 to 1964 who make up 29 percent of the U.S. population, stand to inherit more than $70 billion from their parents, and much of that will be spent on real estate, Creekmore said.

Buying a home in Mexico slowly became more similar to a U.S. transaction following the 1994 change in Mexican law to allow full foreign ownership through trust funds. Title insurance and third-party management of escrow followed, and now U.S. bank financing is more easily available, Creekmore said.

The trusts, which counter a constitutional ban on foreigners owning land near the coast or border, are created and owned by Mexican banks. The U.S. buyer is the beneficiary, with all rights to the property. The trusts last 50 years and are renewable.

”When we bought, there was nothing here — just stakes in the ground,” said Feenaughty, 64, at his two-story Spanish Colonial-style home. The property is protected with title insurance that would pay for lawyers to defend his ownership and reimburse any losses, he said.

Investors had problems in the past with poor record-keeping on land Mexico granted to farmers, leading to title disputes and fraud allegations. Many have vivid memories of October 2000, when Mexican police forced scores of Americans from their homes in the Baja community of Punta Banda after they lost a property dispute in court.

U.S. buyers still don’t have the same legal standing as Mexicans, who can buy coastal or border property without using a trust fund.

193 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:09:03pm

re: #189 albusteve

it’s simple enough to establish residency, then own land…Mexican citizenship is very difficult if not impossible to garner…smell the irony?

Steve…. I lived in Mexico for years, I was never able to buy land.

194 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:09:12pm

re: #190 Kid A

Gun chewin’!

195 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:09:47pm

re: #185 Mr Pancakes

On the coast in Baja you do.

citizenship?…to invest in land?

196 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:10:25pm

hahah I think this blog needs a real estate side blog

197 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:11:28pm

re: #192 Mr Pancakes

interesting…thanks

198 freetoken  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:11:28pm

re: #195 albusteve

citizenship?…to invest in land?

Many nations require citizens-only to be land title holders.

199 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:12:26pm

re: #193 Mr Pancakes

Steve… I lived in Mexico for years, I was never able to buy land.

my bad…I thought residency was relatively easily established…citizenship is another matter

200 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:14:12pm

re: #174 Stanley Sea

Top Chef. They always do scallops. It must be difficult. Good luck to you.

Yeah, Ramsey is always throwing them at someone on Hell’s Kitchen. I’m looking forward to seeing if i can pull it off!

201 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:14:23pm

re: #195 albusteve

citizenship?…to invest in land?

I was a legal resident working in Mexico for 6 years with an FM-3 (green card).

I’m not sure about the mega corporation investment stuff and all that goes with that….. I’m just talking about a gringo who wants to settle down on a small patch of land and watch the “green flash” over the water at sunset.

202 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:16:21pm

re: #199 albusteve

my bad…I thought residency was relatively easily established…citizenship is another matter

No prob……. Mexico is very stringent when it comes to foreign land ownership….. it goes back to the Mexican American war …. they still are holding a grudge.

203 reine.de.tout  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:17:23pm

re: #200 Aceofwhat?

Yeah, Ramsey is always throwing them at someone on Hell’s Kitchen. I’m looking forward to seeing if i can pull it off!

Oh, I’d be willing to bet you would be able to throw them at somebody.
Now, whether you really want to do that is another question entirely.

I vote for going with your original plan and cooking them.

204 Stan the Demanded Plan  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:17:25pm

re: #201 Mr Pancakes

I was a legal resident working in Mexico for 6 years with an FM-3 (green card).

I’m not sure about the mega corporation investment stuff and all that goes with that… I’m just talking about a gringo who wants to settle down on a small patch of land and watch the “green flash” over the water at sunset.

Friends of mine retired there. Lived in a pretty gringo mobile home park on the water in Ensenada. Actually was pretty fancy. They loved it there, fished, kayaked every day.

But when the housing got a lot cheaper here in SD, they bought and moved back…

205 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:20:44pm

re: #201 Mr Pancakes

I was a legal resident working in Mexico for 6 years with an FM-3 (green card).

I’m not sure about the mega corporation investment stuff and all that goes with that… I’m just talking about a gringo who wants to settle down on a small patch of land and watch the “green flash” over the water at sunset.

dig that…what a life…I own a 6 acre hilltop overlooking the sea down in Jamaica…1000ft above the beach, with a killer view

206 Stan the Demanded Plan  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:22:09pm

re: #205 albusteve

dig that…what a life…I own a 6 acre hilltop overlooking the sea down in Jamaica…1000ft above the beach, with a killer view

When the hell are you going back?

207 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:24:07pm

re: #204 Stanley Sea

Friends of mine retired there. Lived in a pretty gringo mobile home park on the water in Ensenada. Actually was pretty fancy. They loved it there, fished, kayaked every day.

But when the housing got a lot cheaper here in SD, they bought and moved back…

I doubt if I would come back…. but….. Even though my life was wonderful in Mexico on the beach…. I always longed for the US deep down.

208 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:25:04pm

re: #206 Stanley Sea

When the hell are you going back?

when I get a new leg, I hope…I’ve been stuck in medical limbo for almost 2 1/2 years now

209 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:25:15pm

re: #206 Stanley Sea

When the hell are you going back?

Yea Steve….. what Stanley said.

210 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:25:43pm

re: #209 Mr Pancakes

Yea Steve… what Stanley said.

whoops

211 Stan the Demanded Plan  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:26:21pm

re: #208 albusteve

when I get a new leg, I hope…I’ve been stuck in medical limbo for almost 2 1/2 years now

I will enjoy the day when I read your post from Jamaica.

212 Mr Pancakes  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:26:42pm

re: #208 albusteve

when I get a new leg, I hope…I’ve been stuck in medical limbo for almost 2 1/2 years now

Medical smedical! Tell em to Fed-Ex your leg.
/

213 albusteve  Thu, Dec 23, 2010 3:27:35pm

re: #211 Stanley Sea

I will enjoy the day when I read your post from Jamaica.

so will I…I love it down there, it’s another world


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