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1 freetoken  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 2:52:48pm

That’s unconstitutional.

Cruel and Unusual punishment is strictly forbidden.

2 Iwouldprefernotto  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 2:53:19pm

Unconstitutional. Cruel and unusual punishment.

3 Iwouldprefernotto  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 2:54:33pm

We posted the same thing, at the same time. You can’t explain that.

4 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 2:55:17pm

It’s come down to this.

5 freetoken  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 2:55:52pm

re: #3 Iwouldprefernotto

MAGNETS!!

6 b_sharp  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 2:56:40pm

re: #3 Iwouldprefernotto

We posted the same thing, at the same time. You can’t explain that.

Conspiracy in action.

Sorry dudes, your jig is up.

7 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 2:57:45pm

Last time I checked Sharron Angle lost.

To Harry Reid.

Why is she even still around? The GOP could have won if they instead chose a normal candidate. But not in these times. Normal is out and teanuts are in.

8 The Yankee  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 2:58:37pm

re: #7 Gus 802

Last time I checked Sharron Angle lost.

To Harry Reid.

Why is she even still around? The GOP could have won if they instead chose a normal candidate. But not in these times. Normal is out and teanuts are in.

She is running for the House you didn’t know!!!!

9 b_sharp  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 2:59:54pm

re: #7 Gus 802

Last time I checked Sharron Angle lost.

To Harry Reid.

Why is she even still around? The GOP could have won if they instead chose a normal candidate. But not in these times. Normal is out and teanuts are in.

That makes her crowd of admirers the teanut gallery.

10 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:00:04pm

re: #8 The Yankee

She is running for the House you didn’t know!!!

Oh. I see. Well, it’s easier for a teanut to win a congressional seat. All you have to do is run in a teanut district.

11 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:00:41pm

re: #9 b_sharp

That makes her crowd of admirers the teanut gallery.

Care for some teanutbutter and jelly?

//

12 b_sharp  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:02:37pm

Crap, I gotta go pick the wife up. I’ll have to hustle so I’m not late.

13 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:03:52pm

And then from nowhere comes Tommy Lee, to drown them out with his gravity defying drumcage

14 Obdicut  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:06:21pm

OT: All of my SF friends just said there was a little earthquake.

15 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:06:34pm

re: #7 Gus 802

Last time I checked Sharron Angle lost.

To Harry Reid.

Why is she even still around? The GOP could have won if they instead chose a normal candidate. But not in these times. Normal is out and teanuts are in.

losing to harry reid, especially in his compromised state for that election, it’s like losing to a children’s book


and yet she lost! What does that even make Angle? A pamphlet? A reciept for a couple boxes of wheat thins?

16 Kragar  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:06:59pm

And in unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes, a servant of the outer gods is missing from from Azathoth’s court.

17 tigger2005  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:07:13pm

I used to dig Lee Greenwood. I used to dig Chuck Norris, for that matter. But when they continue to identify with the GOP after it has gone so far off the rails, it’s clear that I no longer share the same values with them, if I ever really did.

I have lost a lot of respect for my older brothers for the same reason, unfortunately.

18 The Yankee  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:08:05pm

re: #15 WindUpBird

losing to harry reid, especially in his compromised state for that election, it’s like losing to a children’s book

and yet she lost! What does that even make Angle? A pamphlet? A reciept for a couple boxes of wheat thins?

It makes her a Mama Bear or a Pit Bull with lip Stick or maybe a pig with lipstick

19 Charles Johnson  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:09:17pm

re: #14 Obdicut

OT: All of my SF friends just said there was a little earthquake.

A 3.8 earthquake in San Francisco along the San Andreas fault: [Link: earthquake.usgs.gov…]

20 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:10:03pm

re: #15 WindUpBird

losing to harry reid, especially in his compromised state for that election, it’s like losing to a children’s book

and yet she lost! What does that even make Angle? A pamphlet? A reciept for a couple boxes of wheat thins?

Yep. Normal vs. abnormal. Mexicans as Asians and…

Ensign played Reid in Angle debate prep; Angle once said dictators can have “good ideas”

Right. Try to build a political career and a seat in the Senate saying things like “dictators can have good ideas”.

21 Obdicut  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:11:30pm

re: #19 Charles

Ah, no wonder they felt it even though it was tiny. It was right on top of them.

Nobody reporting any damage. I’m worried about the state of the gas mains, though. PG&E blows, sometimes blows up.

22 Kragar  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:11:42pm

re: #20 Gus 802

Yep. Normal vs. abnormal. Mexicans as Asians and…

Ensign played Reid in Angle debate prep; Angle once said dictators can have “good ideas”

Right. Try to build a political career and a seat in the Senate saying things like “dictators can have good ideas”.

/glances at Duncan Hunter again

23 jamesfirecat  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:12:32pm

re: #16 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And in unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes, a servant of the outer gods is missing from from Azathoth’s court.

I prefer to put it to Christmas music….

Demon Sultan Azathoth wobbles in confusion
Center of the Universe, spouting foul protrusions
Awful maddening beating drums
Hellish flutes a playing
Round him dance the other gods
Voiceless mindless swayyying…..

24 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:13:44pm

re: #16 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And in unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes, a servant of the outer gods is missing from from Azathoth’s court.

One of the nine remaining manuscripts of the the Revelations of Glaakhi in his hand, the archlord of the Cult of The Yellow Star raises his hands to the heavens. Grant me the visions, oh lords beyond time, he screams above the gathering storms, the astral ichor of approaching nightgaunts heavy in his flaring nostrils

25 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:13:50pm

Eek. Art Robinson plans on running again in 2012. Believe it or not, that other teanut got 45 percent of the vote.

26 The Yankee  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:14:02pm

re: #22 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

/glances at Duncan Hunter again

The one thing I respect about the Senate is that it lacks a lot of the nut balls that live in the house.

27 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:14:36pm

re: #16 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I played an insane occult book-store dealer (based on Dean Corso from the Ninth Gate) in all my CoC games :D

28 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:15:10pm

re: #25 Gus 802

Eek. Art Robinson plans on running again in 2012. Believe it or not, that other teanut got 45 percent of the vote.

jesus loves him more than he will know

whoa whoa whoa

29 Targetpractice  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:15:10pm

re: #26 The Yankee

The one thing I respect about the Senate is that it lacks a lot of the nut balls that live in the house.

Perhaps because it’s easy to shop around for a district that will swallow any ol’ bull, while fooling an entire state is a harder proposition.

30 Kragar  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:18:50pm

re: #27 WindUpBird

I played an insane occult book-store dealer (based on Dean Corso from the Ninth Gate) in all my CoC games :D

Anthropologist who was a substitute for the Olympic Skeet shooting team.

“Why does your professor have a skill level of 85% with a shotgun?”

*hands over character background

“Well…ok then.”

31 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:20:44pm

re: #30 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Anthropologist who was a substitute for the Olympic Skeet shooting team.

“Why does your professor have a skill level of 85% with a shotgun?”

*hands over character background

“Well…ok then.”

Awesome, I love doing the “okay the background must justify the WHOLE CHARACTER” thing

32 deadletterboy  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:20:53pm

re: #24 WindUpBird

I always found Glaaki damn creepy.

33 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:21:12pm

re: #32 deadletterboy

I always found Glaaki damn creepy.

*_*;;;

34 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:21:46pm

re: #32 deadletterboy

ever played Dark Corners of the Earth? Flawed game, but yet it still is the best COC video game, it gets so much right despite its flaws and bugs

35 hellointernet  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:29:03pm

Lovin’ this video y’all. My diabetic socks are repelling a lot of blood right now on account of how swelled up my heart is.. with pride

36 deadletterboy  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:30:00pm

re: #34 WindUpBird

I do have it. Fun game, though I know what you mean about the bugs…there was actually one that kept you from living through the collapse of R’lyeh but the community patched it since the developer died.

/nerd

37 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:31:31pm

She’s something.

38 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:35:44pm

re: #34 WindUpBird

ever played Dark Corners of the Earth? Flawed game, but yet it still is the best COC video game, it gets so much right despite its flaws and bugs

Speaking of games based on games, I got my grubbies on a copy of “King of Dragon Pass” which is set in Glorantha. Odd little game with a very different style as most people really don’t get what being in a tribe is really like.

39 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:36:13pm

This reminds me of something…

40 Kid A  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:37:58pm

Cats fucking sounds better than this old bats’ singing.

41 Kragar  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:41:31pm

And does anything really say pride in America more than wearing a US Flag design shirt while waving a Gadsden flag?

I think not.

42 Kid A  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:43:11pm

Dear Sharron Angle,

I think I could really help you with your vocal range. Give me a call.

Warmest regards,

Carl Lewis.

Your text to link…

43 Kid A  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:43:42pm

re: #41 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And does anything really say pride in America more than wearing a US Flag design shirt while waving a Gadsden flag?

I think not.

Real Americans!
/

44 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:43:48pm

re: #41 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And does anything really say pride in America more than wearing a US Flag design shirt while waving a Gadsden flag?

I think not.

Probably more so than a Che teashirt.

45 Kragar  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:45:47pm

re: #44 Walter L. Newton

Probably more so than a Che teashirt.

What about if it was Che-bacca?

Image: shirtchered.jpg

46 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:49:23pm

re: #44 Walter L. Newton

Probably more so than a Che teashirt.

Yeah. I tell ya’. Those people over at the CCC sure are true Americans…

Image: cccprotest02.jpg

47 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:52:39pm
48 Targetpractice  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:52:42pm

re: #45 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

What about if it was Che-bacca?

Image: shirtchered.jpg

I follow a different Che

Image: Vault_Che.png

49 Targetpractice  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:53:05pm

re: #47 Gus 802

Exclusive photo of secret Tea Party meeting.

//

Hey, that guy on the left is out of uniform!

//

50 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:53:39pm

re: #49 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Hey, that guy on the left is out of uniform!

//

Hmmm. Looks like a Mormon Elder!

//

51 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:54:37pm

That song makes me cry. (Yes, I know, I’m a liberal, I’m supposed to hate it. I know it’s cheesy. It still makes me cry. Well, tear up. Also that ‘Where eagles soar’ thing.)

I may have finally been cured of this embarrassing condition. Because now I’ll remember this and chuckle instead.

She’s not that bad, actually.

Not a patch on the Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin, though.

Sarah Palin, she won’t listen to their bunk,
Sarah Palin’s coming south to hunt some skunk,
Sarah Palin, she’ll throw them all in jail,
And when she gets to Washington, it’ll be cold as hail.

52 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:55:22pm

re: #14 Obdicut

OT: All of my SF friends just said there was a little earthquake.

Didn’t notice.

53 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:55:37pm

re: #51 SanFranciscoZionist

That song makes me cry. (Yes, I know, I’m a liberal, I’m supposed to hate it. I know it’s cheesy. It still makes me cry. Well, tear up. Also that ‘Where eagles soar’ thing.)

I may have finally been cured of this embarrassing condition. Because now I’ll remember this and chuckle instead.

She’s not that bad, actually.

Not a patch on the Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin, though.

Sarah Palin, she won’t listen to their bunk,
Sarah Palin’s coming south to hunt some skunk,
Sarah Palin, she’ll throw them all in jail,
And when she gets to Washington, it’ll be cold as hail.

It’s suppose to make you puke.

54 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:56:42pm

re: #15 WindUpBird

losing to harry reid, especially in his compromised state for that election, it’s like losing to a children’s book

and yet she lost! What does that even make Angle? A pamphlet? A reciept for a couple boxes of wheat thins?

Reid should have been easy pickings. If I were a Nevada Republican I would still be in shock.

56 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:57:34pm

re: #52 SanFranciscoZionist

Didn’t notice.

Neither did my SF fb pals……..very “meh”.

57 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:58:01pm

I got a Gadsen flag sticker for my car in 2007 or so. As soon as the weirdos adopted it I removed it. Didn’t want to be associated with them.

58 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:58:41pm
59 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:59:25pm

Oh and hte Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin is the worst song ever. Even worse than Achy Breaky Heart or whatever. The people who wrote that song shouldn’t quit their day jobs.

60 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 3:59:44pm
61 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:00:06pm

re: #20 Gus 802

Yep. Normal vs. abnormal. Mexicans as Asians and…

Ensign played Reid in Angle debate prep; Angle once said dictators can have “good ideas”

Right. Try to build a political career and a seat in the Senate saying things like “dictators can have good ideas”.

For example, once, Stalin used silly putty to make a temporary seal on a crack in a fishtank…

62 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:00:10pm

re: #58 HappyWarrior

Palin’s clearly a stealth jihadi.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Palin also complains about Obama’s Passover statement.

63 jamesfirecat  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:00:54pm

re: #58 HappyWarrior

Palin’s clearly a stealth jihadi.

No she’s a secret Russian Agent, why do you think she always wears red?

64 Targetpractice  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:01:10pm

re: #55 Killgore Trout

Conservative Bloggers Accidentally Slam Palin’s “Vicious,” “Tone Deaf” Passover Statement

Heh.

Nothing quite as hilarious as wingnuts engaging in friendly fire.

65 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:01:17pm

In Wisconsin Efforts to recall Senators gain steam


April 18, 2011
In Wisconsin, the fight over collective bargaining has moved to a new phase: recall elections in several state Senate districts.

On Monday, volunteers and Democratic Party activists filed recall petitions against Republican state Sen. Luther Olsen.

He’s now the third Republican in Wisconsin’s Senate who will likely face a recall election this summer — and more petitions are expected to be filed against other state senators this week.

As many as eight Republicans and eight Democrats could be forced into recalls as the battle over collective bargaining in the state heats up once again.

66 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:01:25pm

re: #61 SanFranciscoZionist

For example, once, Stalin used silly putty to make a temporary seal on a crack in a fishtank…

Hints from Heloise Stalin

//

67 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:01:44pm

Sewing with Mussolini!

//

68 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:02:03pm

Household Etiqutte with Hitler

69 Charles Johnson  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:02:32pm

Almost unbelievable:

obama as monkey - Google Search

70 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:02:34pm

re: #68 HappyWarrior

Household Etiqutte with Hitler

Cooking with Mao.

71 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:03:07pm

Meal Manners with Mao
Pottery with Pol Pot

72 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:03:28pm

re: #69 Charles

Almost unbelievable:

obama as monkey - Google Search

And the amazing thing is that nobody in America is a racist. Right.

73 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:03:44pm

e re: #62 Killgore Trout

I wouldn’t be surprised if Palin also complains about Obama’s Passover statement.

Of course, she will. Remember Retardgate? She gave Rahm Emanuel for saying the word in private but had no problem at all with Rush Limbaugh saying it in public because Rush is a “satirist.”

74 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:05:03pm

re: #71 HappyWarrior

Meal Manners with Mao
Pottery with Pol Pot

Calligraphy with Caligula.

75 RadicalModerate  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:05:06pm

re: #47 Gus 802

Exclusive photo of secret Tea Party meeting.

//

You did see the flyers that were going around for today’s Tea Party rally in Chico, CA didn’t you?

Image: image.jpg

Of course, the Chico Tea Party was denying left and right that it was them who distributed the flyers, but a couple posters over at Stormfront mentioned that they were members of the Chico group.

76 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:05:19pm

re: #55 Killgore Trout

Conservative Bloggers Accidentally Slam Palin’s “Vicious,” “Tone Deaf” Passover Statement

Heh.

Sarah Palin and Barack Obama, between them, are maybe two of the people in the world whose ideas about Passover I am most completely uninterested in.

77 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:05:43pm

re: #56 wozzablog

Neither did my SF fb pals…very “meh”.

I’m in Contra Costa County, so off the fault line.

78 Targetpractice  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:05:51pm

re: #69 Charles

Almost unbelievable:

obama as monkey - Google Search

I have been assured by a couple wingnuts that this is not in any way racist, because the Left used to call Dubya “chimpy” and make similar pictures, so it’s all the same. I tried, with limited success, not to laugh in their faces.

79 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:06:02pm

re: #72 Gus 802

Or that its the Liberals who are racist.

Off topic, but apparently, Britain and rance (and a few others) are willing to up the ante against Gaddafi:

11:09pm: The EU has outlined a provisional plan that could see European troops sent to the besieged Libyan city of Misrata to protect aid deliveries if requested by the United Nations, EU officials said on Monday.

We live in strange times.

80 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:06:54pm

re: #59 HappyWarrior

Oh and hte Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin is the worst song ever. Even worse than Achy Breaky Heart or whatever. The people who wrote that song shouldn’t quit their day jobs.

My only commentary when I posted that to Facebook was “These are somebody’s grandparents. Remember that when you laugh. And you will laugh.”

And it’s DEFINITELY not worse than “Friday”.

81 jamesfirecat  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:07:31pm

re: #76 SanFranciscoZionist

Sarah Palin and Barack Obama, between them, are maybe two of the people in the world whose ideas about Passover I am most completely uninterested in.

What about the Pope’s?

82 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:08:00pm

I have the most horrendous soul-crushing sinus headache today. I know the angiosperms are getting it on, and I celebrate their joy, but man, this pollen is rocking my world, and not in the positive sense.

83 Targetpractice  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:08:00pm

re: #79 ProLifeLiberal

Or that its the Liberals who are racist.

Off topic, but apparently, Britain and rance (and a few others) are willing to up the ante against Gaddafi:

We live in strange times.

Yep, what I figured was going to happen, putting boots on the ground as “protection.”

84 Obdicut  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:09:01pm

re: #78 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

I don’t get what’s so hard about this.

A) Black people have been historically, and presently, portrayed as apes by racists, implying that black people are ‘less evolved’ (which doesn’t make any sense, but whatever.)

B) White people have not. (Except in one short story by H.P.Lovecraft)

C) Therefore, while a picture of George Bush as a chimp may be offensive to common decency and stupid, it is in no way playing off of the racist image.

D) A picture of Obama as a chimp, on the other hand, is not only offensive to common decency and stupid, it is either itself racist or completely tone-deaf (which is different than color-blind, by a long-shot) to racial matters.

85 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:09:59pm

re: #80 SanFranciscoZionist

My only commentary when I posted that to Facebook was “These are somebody’s grandparents. Remember that when you laugh. And you will laugh.”

And it’s DEFINITELY not worse than “Friday”.

Oh man, I hadn’t heard Friday until you mentioned that. That is bad.

86 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:10:01pm

re: #77 SanFranciscoZionist

I’m in Contra Costa County, so off the fault line.

Nothing much to write home about - or to facebook, apparently.

87 Kid A  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:10:05pm

Here’s thirty seconds of hilarity. Glenn Beck’s promo for “The Final Chapter Begins.”

Your text to link…

88 funky chicken  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:10:49pm

re: #7 Gus 802

Last time I checked Sharron Angle lost.

To Harry Reid.

Why is she even still around? The GOP could have won if they instead chose a normal candidate. But not in these times. Normal is out and teanuts are in.

At least the worst of the teanuts lost their general elections.

89 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:11:20pm

re: #83 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Not us though. I don’t mind though. Qaddafi must go. And the situation in Misrata is dire. The ships can barely get into port, with heavy fighting frequent in the port area, and the remaining civilians are in a Stalingrad-esque situation.

In any case my Karma has passed this year in number.

90 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:11:40pm

re: #87 Kid A

Here’s thirty seconds of hilarity. Glenn Beck’s promo for “The Final Chapter Begins.”

Your text to link…

Reminds me of the Alex Jones or 911 truther videos. I wonder why.

91 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:11:51pm

re: #88 funky chicken

At least the worst of the teanuts lost their general elections.

I would assert that the worst of them weren’t the ones that sounded the craziest. As evidence I present Rick Scott.

92 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:12:11pm

re: #85 HappyWarrior

I think the song is considered a War Crime under the Geneva Conventions.

93 researchok  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:12:11pm

re: #82 Fozzie Bear

I have the most horrendous soul-crushing sinus headache today. I know the angiosperms are getting it on, and I celebrate their joy, but man, this pollen is rocking my world, and not in the positive sense.

I hear you.

I went through that for almost two weeks.

Real misery.

94 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:12:14pm

I’m totally not giggling at the line, “Angle does Greenwood”


I am absolutely not doing that, in any way, in any fashion


I am a mature adult with a car payment and a thriving business


get that footage on the torrents, stat

95 Targetpractice  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:12:29pm

re: #84 Obdicut

I don’t get what’s so hard about this.

A) Black people have been historically, and presently, portrayed as apes by racists, implying that black people are ‘less evolved’ (which doesn’t make any sense, but whatever.)

B) White people have not. (Except in one short story by H.P.Lovecraft)

C) Therefore, while a picture of George Bush as a chimp may be offensive to common decency and stupid, it is in no way playing off of the racist image.

D) A picture of Obama as a chimp, on the other hand, is not only offensive to common decency and stupid, it is either itself racist or completely tone-deaf (which is different than color-blind, by a long-shot) to racial matters.

It’s the general, unblinking, brain-dead line of thinking that “The Left did it, so we can do it too! And if they complain, they’re hypocrites!” You can point out all you like that comparing a black person to an ape is racist, but they just natter back that it wasn’t racist when Bush was the subject, so why is it suddenly racist when Obama’s the subject.

I keep arguing with wingnuts while forgetting the cardinal rule for arguing with morons, namely DON’T. Because all they’ll do is drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

96 Obdicut  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:12:43pm

re: #84 Obdicut

And the ‘It can’t be racist since Bush was portrayed this way” is the equivalent of ‘Because McCain got portrayed as a blood-sucking vampire, it’s no longer racist to portray Jews as vampires”

97 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:12:58pm

At this point, anyone that says that Obama derangement is equal to Bush derangement needs to do some serious reexamination. I say so kindly. The ODS is unlike anything America has ever seen.

98 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:13:16pm

re: #92 ProLifeLiberal

I think the song is considered a War Crime under the Geneva Conventions.

it’s up there. I had the rather misfortune of hearing the Macarena again last month. I mean the only good thing about that song is that it takes me back to the 90’s when I didn’t have to worry about long ass papers but other than that.

99 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:13:21pm

re: #78 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

I have been assured by a couple wingnuts that this is not in any way racist, because the Left used to call Dubya “chimpy” and make similar pictures, so it’s all the same. I tried, with limited success, not to laugh in their faces.

You do get nearly as many hits for “Bush as monkey” as you do for “Obama as monkey”. Unfortunately, there is simply no way to take the racial element out of showing a black man as a non-human primate of any kind, not overnight, anyway, and there is no making excuses for the specific racial slant of some of the pictures floating around out there.

100 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:13:57pm

re: #81 jamesfirecat

What about the Pope’s?

Now, he might have something interesting to say.

101 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:15:00pm

re: #97 Gus 802

The 60’s were pretty fucking ugly, politically. So far, there hasn’t been a wave of assassinations of democrats. I do think the verbal tone is worse now in many ways than then, but it gives me some small amount of solace to consider that our country has been through some serious shit in the past.

102 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:15:40pm

re: #98 HappyWarrior

Kesha is horrific as well. The auto-tune is beyond annoying in her songs.

103 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:15:48pm

re: #101 Fozzie Bear

(And that we made it out the other side. That’s the salient point to me.)

104 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:15:59pm

re: #99 SanFranciscoZionist

You do get nearly as many hits for “Bush as monkey” as you do for “Obama as monkey”. Unfortunately, there is simply no way to take the racial element out of showing a black man as a non-human primate of any kind, not overnight, anyway, and there is no making excuses for the specific racial slant of some of the pictures floating around out there.

Yep. I don’t how many times we’d have to explain this to them but apparently it’s never going to sink in. If someone sent me a picture of my parents and me as apes I wouldn’t think it was racist. However, if they sent me a pic of my parents and me with Mexican sombreros…

105 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:16:03pm

re: #80 SanFranciscoZionist

My only commentary when I posted that to Facebook was “These are somebody’s grandparents. Remember that when you laugh. And you will laugh.”

And it’s DEFINITELY not worse than “Friday”.

My wonderful grandfather refused to drive on the freeway, through Tacoma. Like he thought he would get carjacked on I-5. By black people, because he knew that Tacoma’s Hilltop neighborhood was black.

On I-5, in the late 80’s, in his giant V10 Dodge truck, going 60 mph. Carjacked.

he referred to the phenomenon of Tacoma’s stretch of I-5 as “the meanness”

he’s gone now, rest his adorable and confusing soul.

I laugh about “the meanness” EVERY TIME I THINK OF IT

106 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:16:17pm

re: #102 ProLifeLiberal

Kesha is horrific as well. The auto-tune is beyond annoying in her songs.

Yeah well that’s why most of the contemporary music I listen to is Indy.

107 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:16:32pm

re: #99 SanFranciscoZionist

You do get nearly as many hits for “Bush as monkey” as you do for “Obama as monkey”. Unfortunately, there is simply no way to take the racial element out of showing a black man as a non-human primate of any kind, not overnight, anyway, and there is no making excuses for the specific racial slant of some of the pictures floating around out there.

There was the whole “Curious George” thing for W - because, hey, his name was George…….. but Obama………um…….errrr…..um.

108 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:16:38pm

re: #95 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

It’s the general, unblinking, brain-dead line of thinking that “The Left did it, so we can do it too! And if they complain, they’re hypocrites!” You can point out all you like that comparing a black person to an ape is racist, but they just natter back that it wasn’t racist when Bush was the subject, so why is it suddenly racist when Obama’s the subject.

I keep arguing with wingnuts while forgetting the cardinal rule for arguing with morons, namely DON’T. Because all they’ll do is drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Also, it was declasse and obnoxious when it was done to Bush. It hasn’t gotten classier when you add a dose of racist imagery and keep it going.

Most of this crap is to be expected. Now and then, you get something like the whackdoodle in Orange County and it gets a bit more serious.

109 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:17:33pm

re: #106 HappyWarrior

I like some of the stuff (I’m similar in tastes to Todd in the Shadows at TGWTG). But Kesha is way to far. I like older music more anyways.

110 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:17:38pm

re: #104 Gus 802

Yep. I don’t how many times we’d have to explain this to them but apparently it’s never going to sink in. If someone sent me a picture of my parents and me as apes I wouldn’t think it was racist. However, if they sent me a pic of my parents and me with Mexican sombreros…

Some people are morally opposed to nuance.

111 Kid A  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:17:52pm

re: #90 Gus 802

Reminds me of the Alex Jones or 911 truther videos. I wonder why.

When Perfesser Beck flips those blackboards over with such confidence, you know he means serious business.
/

112 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:18:06pm

re: #96 Obdicut

And the ‘It can’t be racist since Bush was portrayed this way” is the equivalent of ‘Because McCain got portrayed as a blood-sucking vampire, it’s no longer racist to portray Jews as vampires”

The next time I hear that meme, oh man, the flaming will never abate, so tired of these people


don’t portray Jews as vampires, portray me as a vampire, it’s not really that far from the truth

113 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:18:33pm

If they were to bring up the incidents albeit done by fringe leftists by and large that made racist statements about Secretaries Rice and Pweoll, that would be one thing. You don’t have to be a dummy to know that comparing a black man to a chimp is racist as fuck. And besides I thought conservatives were about responsibility. The saying that the lady in OC made was in effect “Well their side did ti too!” I mean what is this preschool. I guess for many members of hte modern GOP it is.

114 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:19:24pm

re: #110 SanFranciscoZionist

Some people are morally opposed to nuance.

it’s like we’re all playing with legos…


…And they only have the big child-size Duplo blocks in their arsenal. I gots the kiddie blocks! Let’s build a wall around my dumb face!

115 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:20:20pm

re: #101 Fozzie Bear

The 60’s were pretty fucking ugly, politically. So far, there hasn’t been a wave of assassinations of democrats. I do think the verbal tone is worse now in many ways than then, but it gives me some small amount of solace to consider that our country has been through some serious shit in the past.

True. Although one could argue that the difference today is because of increased security and the advances with the Secret Service. Overall the 60s and 70s were far more violent with the murder rate peaking in the 70s. People hated LBJ and Nixon but there wasn’t this level of rampant derangement. Most everyone respected JFK back in the day. It was largely limited to the John Birch Society members. And what we find today is that the JBS had gone mainstream and is probably more popular in numbers then it has ever been.

116 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:22:24pm

re: #113 HappyWarrior

Now imagine a REAL child being raised and parented by those GOP children who pretend to be adults

it ain’t turtles all the way down, it’s idiocy

117 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:22:49pm

re: #115 Gus 802

True. Although one could argue that the difference today is because of increased security and the advances with the Secret Service. Overall the 60s and 70s were far more violent with the murder rate peaking in the 70s. People hated LBJ and Nixon but there wasn’t this level of rampant derangement. Most everyone respected JFK back in the day. It was largely limited to the John Birch Society members. And what we find today is that the JBS had gone mainstream and is probably more popular in numbers then it has ever been.

The internet brings stupid together!

118 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:23:55pm

re: #116 WindUpBird

Now imagine a REAL child being raised and parented by those GOP children who pretend to be adults

it ain’t turtles all the way down, it’s idiocy

Ha, I know. Really I am grateful that my parents are politically reasonable people.

119 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:24:04pm

re: #102 ProLifeLiberal

Kesha is horrific as well. The auto-tune is beyond annoying in her songs.

I don’t even know who that is

is that what people in the suburbs in Oklahoma listen to?

120 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:24:30pm

re: #115 Gus 802

Solid points all. During the civil rights movement, the GOP was more openly racist than it is even now, but, and this is a big “but”, there wasn’t nearly so much magical thinking at play. Politics was predicated on emotion more openly then. Now, people feel the need to justify their atavism behind a thin veil of proxy arguments such as “states rights”.

121 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:25:15pm

re: #117 WindUpBird

The internet brings stupid together!

I really think this is a HUGE part of what is going on right now, possibly even the main reason for it all.

122 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:26:35pm

re: #119 WindUpBird

Alot of them, yes. At least at OU.

123 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:28:35pm

re: #120 Fozzie Bear

Solid points all. During the civil rights movement, the GOP was more openly racist than it is even now, but, and this is a big “but”, there wasn’t nearly so much magical thinking at play. Politics was predicated on emotion more openly then. Now, people feel the need to justify their atavism behind a thin veil of proxy arguments such as “states rights”.

Pretty much. The racists were split pretty much between the Democrats and the Republicans. With the former being the infamous Dixiecrats. What defined the racists was mainly geographic regions and yes, the racists were primarily from the former Confederate state (aka The South). Now if we analyze those times then things were far worse than mere ODS.

124 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:29:55pm

re: #118 HappyWarrior

Ha, I know. Really I am grateful that my parents are politically reasonable people.

My dad is exactly like me. he’d be flaming people on the internet too, if he were more of an internet-age type, and he wasn’t busy running his law practice


he’s got a whole bunch of arch conservatives working for him, but he just does not tolerate their politics at all, and they’re not intellectuals, so they don’t ever argue with him. Last time they laid a bunch of so-con complain-about-the-queers shit on my mother (who works in the office as well) she just stood up and said very slowly, ‘My best friend is gay and she and her children were stalked in Maryland by people exactly like you.” and then walked into my dad’s office to cool down.

And my dad apparently smiled, came out of his office and made the dissapproved “you pissed my wife off” dad face at them.

That was many years ago. Never heard a peep from them since.

because they’re fucking children. They need to be treated like children.

125 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:30:00pm

re: #120 Fozzie Bear

I mean, nobody in the 60’s would have been stupid enough to say “lets cut taxes so we can increase revenue!”, because it’s an obviously logically bankrupt argument. You can say things now as a Republican that just don’t make any sense. That’s new. You used to at least have to make a cover argument that carried some sort of logical meaning. The birther thing could not have happened in the 60’s, because somebody would have pointed out early on “Um… guys… his mom is American. The certificate is irrelevant.”

I mean, sure, they had a lunatic fringe (the JBS) back then, but they were mocked by the mainstream on both sides.

126 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:30:58pm

re: #121 Fozzie Bear

I really think this is a HUGE part of what is going on right now, possibly even the main reason for it all.

I’m beginning to wonder if the internet is the thing that triggers something really REALLy terrible in America, because of that phenomenon

Domestic terrorist act worse than 9/11, debt ceiling, whatever

127 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:31:43pm

re: #126 WindUpBird

I’m beginning to wonder if the internet is the thing that triggers something really REALLy terrible in America, because of that phenomenon

Domestic terrorist act worse than 9/11, debt ceiling, whatever

The internet is to social upheaval as nitroglycerin is to combustion.

128 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:33:03pm

re: #127 Fozzie Bear

The internet is to social upheaval as nitroglycerin is to combustion.

I’m staying here, where people think women and gays are human beings

129 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:36:56pm

re: #128 WindUpBird

I’m staying here, where people think women and gays are human beings

And then some. I was talking with a friend over the weekend. He’s part American Indian. Anyway, he has a ponytail which he attributes to some of the occasional hassles and lack of respect. I have a ponytail too but I never noticed it as much as he does. I figured out why and I think it’s because he has brownish hair and I have blondish hair. IOW, I can pass as a WASP. Back in the 70s and 80s having long hair was an invitation to be hassled by the cops in the notorious police state of New Jersey.

130 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:37:36pm

re: #126 WindUpBird

If I walked outside right now, and stood on a street corner, and delivered the best and most inspirational life-altering oratory ever performed by a human being, containing the deepest truths ever uttered, I would change the lives of about 6 people.

The importance of the mechanisms underlying the exchange of information, i.e. media, is impossible to overstate. It really really matters.

131 albusteve  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:38:58pm

re: #129 Gus 802

And then some. I was talking with a friend over the weekend. He’s part American Indian. Anyway, he has a ponytail which he attributes to some of the occasional hassles and lack of respect. I have a ponytail too but I never noticed it as much as he does. I figured out why and I think it’s because he has brownish hair and I have blondish hair. IOW, I can pass as a WASP. Back in the 70s and 80s having long hair was an invitation to be hassled by the cops in the notorious police state of New Jersey.

long hair blues….

132 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:39:19pm
133 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:39:46pm

re: #132 WindUpBird

or nation or whatever the dumb slogan is

134 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:40:39pm

re: #130 Fozzie Bear

If I walked outside right now, and stood on a street corner, and delivered the best and most inspirational life-altering oratory ever performed by a human being, containing the deepest truths ever uttered, I would change the lives of about 6 people.

The importance of the mechanisms underlying the exchange of information, i.e. media, is impossible to overstate. It really really matters.

yes

137 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:44:12pm

re: #136 albusteve

Easy Rider?

Yep.

138 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:44:40pm

The tragic flaw of democracy is the difficulty of doing things which are grand in scope, deeply unpopular, and vitally necessary. Dealing with AGW comes to mind, as does the energy crisis. (As does the budget. Raising taxes is never fun.)

139 albusteve  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:47:24pm

the Pusher

140 Obdicut  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:49:10pm

OT:

SA profiles an incredibly bizarre misogynistic website.

[Link: www.somethingawful.com…]

Some guys are just so damn scared of women. It’s weird.

141 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:51:26pm

re: #140 Obdicut

I can’t wrap my head around that. All I can think is this must be a gathering of guys who had the most amazingly domineering mothers ever. Freud would have a fucking field day with these guys.

142 Obdicut  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:53:12pm

re: #141 Fozzie Bear

I dunno. It’s creepy how many of these bastards identify as ‘good guys’. Any guy who says ‘girls don’t like good guys’ is likely a passive-aggressive jerk-ass.

143 Obdicut  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:54:48pm

re: #141 Fozzie Bear

Wait till you get to the part where they defend having sex with thirteen year old girls because women never intellectually develop further than that anyway.

The evils of rationalization, writ large.

144 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:57:13pm
Why did the anti-Palin protesters think it was right and good to shout her down? “I know these protesters believe they are the good people with the right values. So explain this to me.”

Posted at 5:59 pm by Glenn Reynolds


Heh

145 Interesting Times  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 4:59:47pm

re: #140 Obdicut

OT:

SA profiles an incredibly bizarre misogynistic website.

[Link: www.somethingawful.com…]

Some guys are just so damn scared of women. It’s weird.

In a Saudi Arabia, those freaks would be the Mutaween. In Afghanistan, they’d be the Taliban. And in the DR Congo, they’d be the rape-torture militias.

146 albusteve  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:02:25pm

re: #144 Killgore Trout

Heh

propriety is dead

147 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:05:27pm

re: #140 Obdicut

Pass the brain bleach, STAT!

148 albusteve  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:06:37pm

I’m a bad boy for breaking her heart…
Petty

149 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:06:56pm

OMFG these guys are completely batshit. This is fascinating.

150 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:09:08pm

Ok… sitting down for Passover… I know, sundown is not until 7:41 mountain time, but it’s a school/work night… we’re doing Frisco Kid time.

151 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:11:14pm

The Frisco Kid ???

The Frisco Kid DVD
Gene Wilder is a Polish rabbi, picked to lead a congregation in 1850s San Francisco, who gets off the boat in Philadelphia.

[Link: www.moviesunlimited.com…]

152 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:20:19pm

re: #151 sattv4u2

Cisco Kid was a friend of mine… wah wah wah wah

153 Kragar  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:21:30pm

To revisit an earlier topic; Cthulhu

Move Under Ground

Move Under Ground is a horror novel by Nick Mamatas which combines the Beat style of Jack Kerouac with the cosmic horror of H. P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos. It was recently made available as a free download via a Creative Commons license at the book’s website.

Link straight to the PDF download here.

154 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:22:59pm

re: #152 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Cisco Kid was a friend of mine… wah wah wah wah

[Video]

Surprised it’s not the CRISCO Kid!!

[Link: stayonfountain.com…]

155 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:23:39pm

re: #154 sattv4u2

Surprised it’s not the CRISCO Kid!!

[Link: stayonfountain.com…]

Any relationship to Boy Butter?

156 Kruk  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:24:02pm

re: #140 Obdicut

OT:

SA profiles an incredibly bizarre misogynistic website.

[Link: www.somethingawful.com…]

Some guys are just so damn scared of women. It’s weird.

Heh. Spearhead? Combining a euphemism for penis with the name of a weapon? A literature or pysch major could probably do a whole thesis about how these guys see the penis as a means of controlling/punishing women.

157 b_sharp  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:24:45pm

re: #124 WindUpBird

My dad is exactly like me. he’d be flaming people on the internet too, if he were more of an internet-age type, and he wasn’t busy running his law practice

he’s got a whole bunch of arch conservatives working for him, but he just does not tolerate their politics at all, and they’re not intellectuals, so they don’t ever argue with him. Last time they laid a bunch of so-con complain-about-the-queers shit on my mother (who works in the office as well) she just stood up and said very slowly, ‘My best friend is gay and she and her children were stalked in Maryland by people exactly like you.” and then walked into my dad’s office to cool down.

And my dad apparently smiled, came out of his office and made the dissapproved “you pissed my wife off” dad face at them.

That was many years ago. Never heard a peep from them since.

because they’re fucking children. They need to be treated like children.

I like your parents. Your mom sounds like mine did.

158 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:25:30pm

re: #155 Gus 802

Any relationship to Boy Butter?

No, but he once had an affair with Mrs Filbert AND Mrs Butterworth!!

[Link: www.walmart.com…]

[Link: www.popcrunch.com…]

159 Kragar  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:26:04pm

re: #156 Kruk

Heh. Spearhead? Combining a euphemism for penis with the name of a weapon? A literature or pysch major could probably do a whole thesis about how these guys see the penis as a means of controlling/punishing women.

160 Kruk  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:26:59pm

re: #143 Obdicut

Wait till you get to the part where they defend having sex with thirteen year old girls because women never intellectually develop further than that anyway.

The evils of rationalization, writ large.

I stopped at the part where they were talking about marital rape being impossible because marriage is blanket consent for sex. That’s some scary shit.

161 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:28:07pm

re: #157 b_sharp

WUB’s mother is far more restrained than I would be. I would have been far more aggressive, and would try to give them “The Reason You Suck Speech.” This is something I’ll be working on fixing over the next year. The memories of the past make my politics very personal.

162 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:34:28pm

re: #154 sattv4u2

Don’t use Crisco as a sexual lubricant.

It’s shortening.

163 Lidane  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:34:47pm
164 Decatur Deb  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:35:57pm

The duet won’t doit.

165 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:35:58pm

re: #162 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Don’t use Crisco as a sexual lubricant.

It’s shortening.

NOW you tell me

(I wouldn’t have had to keep telling people I just came out of the pool!!
George Costanza Reference)

166 Gus  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:36:34pm

re: #163 Lidane

The Raving Freakazoid Nut Sandwich bleated again:

Beck: Youth Climate Activists Are ‘Radicals’ Being Organized To ‘Kill The Parents’

Oh brother.

167 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:37:52pm

I only have a few minutes to wish all of my fellow Lizards a very Happy Passover.

168 prairiefire  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:41:25pm

re: #167 PhillyPretzel

I only have a few minutes to wish all of my fellow Lizards a very Happy Passover.

To you as well!

169 b_sharp  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:45:38pm

re: #140 Obdicut

OT:

SA profiles an incredibly bizarre misogynistic website.

[Link: www.somethingawful.com…]

Some guys are just so damn scared of women. It’s weird.

These men don’t need to worry about being ‘pussy whipped’ (borrowed words) they aren’t brave enough to engage a woman with the strength to push back against their controlling, abusive, mentality.

170 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 5:57:02pm

re: #162 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I didn’t know Crisco could be used that way.

171 Kruk  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 6:16:06pm

re: #169 b_sharp

These men don’t need to worry about being ‘pussy whipped’ (borrowed words) they aren’t brave enough to engage a woman with the strength to push back against their controlling, abusive, mentality.

Fanned and favorited. I can be a real jerk at times. One of the things I love about my wife is that she never hesitates to call me on it when needed.


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