The Gingrich Balloon

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Newt Gingrich may be ahead in the polls, but he’s never going to be the Republican nominee, for two reasons: 1) everyone knows that Mitt Romney is next in the GOP’s good ol’ boy line of succession (and it will become crystal clear when he gets the endorsement of John McCain, the GOP’s last anointed candidate), and 2) Newt Gingrich himself: The Coming GOP Gingrich Freakout.

The most important thing to remember about Newt Gingrich is that his colleagues in the House of Representatives effectively fired him as their leader even before the impeachment crisis, shifting power instead into the more competent hands of Tom DeLay. It was Tom DeLay who ran the caucus while Newt Gingrich was traveling the country giving speeches about Total Quality Management and the Struggle for Western Civilization.

Gingrich was not pushed aside by his caucus for any of the offenses listed above. He was pushed aside because he plunged the caucus into chaos, because he lost fights that he himself had chosen, because he could not control his mouth, because he wanted to be a star more than he wanted to get things done. There’s a reason Gingrich is fascinated by management gurus: he needs the help.

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1 bratwurst  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:11:53pm

When I saw the title of this thread pop up at the bottom of the last one I assumed it was related to the former speaker's head.

2 albusteve  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:13:15pm

couldn't control his mouth?...I thought was a prerequisite

3 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:13:22pm

The Gingrich Balloon by Robert Ludlum

4 albusteve  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:14:29pm

re: #3 WindUpBird

The Gingrich Balloon by Robert Ludlum

2 pts!
I've read every one of his books

5 makeitstop  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:19:35pm

The Gingrich Balloon, AKA the Hindenberg.

6 jaunte  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:21:03pm

re: #5 makeitstop

The Gingrich Balloon, AKA the Hindenberg.

"Oh, the plutocracy!"

7 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:23:28pm

Tee hee.

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

8 jvic  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:24:12pm

1. Two words: loose cannon.

2. President Gingrich could make Bush seem like a Harvard MBA.

Ahh...you know what I mean...

3. But it's more than 8 full months to the Republican convention in Tampa. Prediction: if Gingrich has emerged as the nominee by then, the mood of that convention will be full unconcealed panic.

After Reagan finished his speech to the 1976 convention, the mood was Oh sh*t! We nominated the wrong guy. That could be euphoric compared to the mood after a Gingrich nomination.

9 freetoken  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:25:40pm

Another National Geographic attempt to reach religious America:


Bible Accounts Supported by Dead Sea Disaster Record?

Rick Perry though leads in the "God" marketing department.

The Newt... he doesn't play the God-talk so well.

10 albusteve  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:27:24pm

Noot
Nute
Knute
Newt
Nuut
Nout

11 Targetpractice  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:28:08pm

re: #8 jvic

1. Two words: loose cannon.

2. But it’s more than 8 full months to the Republican convention in Tampa. Prediction: if Gingrich has emerged as the nominee by then, the mood of that convention will be full unconcealed panic.

After Reagan finished his speech to the 1976 convention, the mood was Oh sh*t! We nominated the wrong guy. That could be euphoric compared to the mood after a Gingrich nomination.

As opposed to a Romney nomination, which will be a mood of barely concealed disgust. Gene Eric Republican isn't coming to save them and they have a choice between a close election and a blow-out.

12 jvic  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:30:43pm

re: #10 albusteve

Noot
Nute
Knute
Newt
Nuut
Nout

King Canute knew his limitations.

Newt is no Canute.

13 albusteve  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:30:51pm

my favorite is an election won by a field goal or less...
or
will Steven Tyler vote Ron Paul into the White House?

14 zora  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:32:04pm

[Link: politicalwire.com...]

A super PAC aligned with Mitt Romney accidentally leaked "a devastating new ad taking aim at Newt Gingrich," according to iWatch News.

"The ad, slickly produced, opens with a shot of President Obama, while the narrator asks 'Why is this man smiling?' Then, as a shot of Gingrich appears, the narrator continues: 'Because his plan is working: Brutally attack Mitt Romney, and hope Newt Gingrich is his opponent. Why? Newt has a ton of baggage.'"

video at link.

15 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:32:16pm

At this point I have lost confidence that Romney will get the nomination because Newt's bubble may not pop before the voting starts in January. If he wins Iowa, he's got momentum. If he then goes on to do well in NH, win SC and maybe even take Florida he could win the nomination. The base of the GOP doesn't listen to the "establishment" anymore. If they did Sharon Angle and Christine O'Donnell would not have happened. Plus he can verbalize all of the fears, resentments and prejudices of the GOP base in a way that Romney never could. Newt may ultimately be a weaker nominee but I'm not at all looking forward to the racial dog whistles he will be blowing all throughout a campaign. On the other hand he is much more representative of the GOP than Romney, so really why can't he be the nominee?

16 TedStriker  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:32:56pm

re: #12 jvic

King Canute knew his limitations.

Newt is no Canute.

Nor is Newt a Knute (Rockne).

17 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:34:01pm

re: #15 moderatelyradicalliberal

Sharon Angle!

forgot all about Sharon Angle

18 albusteve  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:34:54pm

re: #17 WindUpBird

Sharon Angle!

forgot all about Sharon Angle

she's just another popping bubble

19 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:35:56pm

re: #17 WindUpBird

Sharon Angle!

forgot all about Sharon Angle

She actually managed to out crazy a lady who wanted us to trade chickens for health care.

20 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:37:11pm

re: #15 moderatelyradicalliberal

On the other hand he is much more representative of the GOP than Romney, so really why can't he be the nominee?

Yep, a dumb states rights white bigot. Articulate, though. They might resent that.

21 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:38:00pm

re: #18 albusteve

she's just another popping bubble

After she got the nomination. She was clearly crazy long before, but that didn't stop the GOP base from giving her the nomination. Mitt Romney is a fraud, a liar and a phony, but bless his heart, he can't play crazy well enough to make the GOP base like him.

22 Interesting Times  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:38:24pm

re: #19 moderatelyradicalliberal

She actually managed to out crazy a lady who wanted us to trade chickens for health care.

And lost to one of the most hated, demonized Democratic Senators there was, during a GOP wave election no less.

Oh, for 2012 to lift such wonders to the presidential level :P

23 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:39:32pm

Researchers Claim Progress On Creating GOP Candidate Worse Than Gingrich

theoretical limits may however already have been reached

24 Bubblehead II  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:42:06pm

Arrg!

Learning how to use my new tablet. Charles Are their
any issues with Android Based Os I should have be concerned with?

25 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:42:46pm

re: #20 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Yep, a dumb states rights white bigot. Articulate, though. They might resent that.

Newt is what an inarticulate person thinks articulate sounds like. He doesn't sound smart. He sounds mean, bigoted and totally sincere in his meanness and bigotry. He probably won the nomination when he said that all of the adult union janitors should be fired so all the poor future pimp/prostitute/drug dealer little nigglets scrub toilets.

26 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:44:56pm

re: #22 publicityStunted

And lost to one of the most hated, demonized Democratic Senators there was, during a GOP wave election no less.

Oh, for 2012 to lift such wonders to the presidential level :P

She pissed off Latinos. They saved Harry Reid's ass.

27 Targetpractice  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:46:40pm

re: #15 moderatelyradicalliberal

On the other hand he is much more representative of the GOP than Romney, so really why can't he be the nominee?

Ayep, Newt's the guy who best represents the current GOP: Arrogant, angry, convinced of his own "superiority," willfully ignorant, bigoted, racist, misogynistic, and small-minded.

You can be sure that a Newt candidacy would quickly be met with cries of "Can't we focus on the issues and not on his screw-ups?!"

28 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:46:49pm

re: #25 moderatelyradicalliberal

He doesn't sound smart. He sounds mean, bigoted and totally sincere in his meanness and bigotry.

Exactly. To the typical dumb, states rights bigot unable to articulate their hate in public, he appears to be smart only because he gets away with what they cannot.

29 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:47:40pm

re: #27 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Ayep, Newt's the guy who best represents the current GOP: Arrogant, angry, convinced of his own "superiority," willfully ignorant, bigoted, racist, misogynistic, and small-minded.

You can be sure that a Newt candidacy would quickly be met with cries of "Can't we focus on the issues and not on his screw-ups?!"

You left out homophobic.

30 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:47:47pm

reading freek republic it seems that the freepers are divided on him, but fondly believe that he will dismantle obama in a debate

but also i agree that newt makes an ugly, mean noise like nobody else, & the wingnuts love it

31 TedStriker  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:49:16pm

re: #29 moderatelyradicalliberal

You left out homophobic.

You know family gatherings where his gay half-sister and her SO are at get REAL interesting...if he talked to her at all.

What a fucking putz.

32 TedStriker  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:49:57pm

re: #30 engineer dog

reading freek republic it seems that the freepers are divided on him, but fondly believe that he will dismantle obama in a debate

but also i agree that newt makes an ugly, mean noise like nobody else, & the wingnuts love it

Like screeching monkeys in a cage, flinging shit.

33 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:50:08pm

UK Press springs into action....Israeli airstrikes hit Gaza civilians

One set a nearby house on fire, destroying it and killing a 42-year-old civilian man, identified by health official Adham Abu Salmia as Bahajat Zaalan.

Seven members of Zaalan's family - his 65-year-old father, wife and five of his children - were wounded, Abu Salmia said.

Fire also erupted in other houses and some were hit by shrapnel. In all, 25 people, including an infant, were wounded, seven of them critically, Abu Salmia said.

Gaza officials said an airstrike also targeted a Hamas training facility in southern Gaza, but no casualties were reported.
....
Hamas has largely observed an unofficial truce with Israel since a tough Israeli military offensive three years ago in response to repeated rocket fire out of the seaside strip.

But Israel says it holds Hamas responsible for all attacks that emanate from Gaza, and accuses the group of ignoring - and possibly even encouraging - violence by other militant factions.

34 Targetpractice  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:50:29pm

re: #29 moderatelyradicalliberal

You left out homophobic.

I counted that under "bigoted." Really, there's not many kind words I could use to describe the man. Even the "charity" he runs has been revealed as a blatantly dishonest means of enriching himself.

35 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:50:47pm

re: #31 talon_262

You know family gatherings where his gay half-sister and her SO are at get REAL interesting...if he talked to her at all.

What a fucking putz.

If he talks to her? I think she should be the one that doesn't talk to him.

36 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:51:57pm

Or as the satirical version of Levi Johnson puts it:


TRAPPED IN NEWT GRINCH'S FARTY HEARSE, SEND WEED

37 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:55:13pm

re: #34 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

I counted that under "bigoted." Really, there's not many kind words I could use to describe the man. Even the "charity" he runs has been revealed as a blatantly dishonest means of enriching himself.

True. Bigoted is my all encompassing word now. I just can't keep up with all of the people the GOP base hates/resents/fears. Maybe we need an acronym. The GOP base hates every one except WHECC (white, heterosexual, evangelical Christian conservatives).

38 freetoken  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 6:59:52pm

Speaking of Newt, this 4 year old article in the Irregular Times (a dangerous site for sure) still seems quite relevant:

The Next Republican Purge:
Newt Gingrich Proposes Firing Dissident Professors

[...]

The reaction of the audience at The American Enterprise Institute, where Gingrich made his proposal is darkly informative of the likelihood that the American people will defend academic freedom from the Republicans' medieval agenda. When Gingrich was done making his proposal, the audience clapped, hard and long.

Oh yes, the audiences of these reactionary right wing events. I wonder what we'll see this Saturday as the circus pulls into Des Moines for another show. I wonder for what backward proposal/medieval proposal will they cheer the most?

39 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:02:06pm

re: #34 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

I counted that under "bigoted." Really, there's not many kind words I could use to describe the man. Even the "charity" he runs has been revealed as a blatantly dishonest means of enriching himself.

he's as ideologically consistant as romney, as intelligent as perry, as modest and psychologically sound as richard nixon, as honest in his marriage as cain, and as professionally honorable as... as... ...ok, i can't think of any polititian who's been more professionally dishonest

and i still haven't gotten around to what a mean little bastard he is

40 jvic  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:02:36pm

Thucydides on partisanship:

The cause of all these evils was the love of power, originating in avarice and ambition, and the party-spirit which is engendered by them when men are fairly embarked in a contest. For the leaders on either side used specious names, the one party professing to uphold the constitutional equality of the many, the other the wisdom of an aristocracy, while they made the public interests, to which in name they were devoted, in reality their prize. Striving in every way to overcome each other, they committed the most monstrous crimes; yet even these were surpassed by the magnitude of their revenges which they pursued to the very utmost, neither party observing any definite limits either of justice or public expediency, but both alike making the caprice of the moment their law. Either by the help of an unrighteous sentence, or grasping power with the strong hand, they were eager to satiate the impatience of party-spirit. Neither faction cared for religion; but any fair pretence which succeeded in effecting some odious purpose was greatly lauded. And the citizens who were of neither party fell a prey to both; either they were disliked because they held aloof, or men were jealous of their surviving.

That did not end well, 2400 years ago.

Good night.

41 ProGunLiberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:06:01pm

I do have a curiosity question. Why is the Egyptian MB unwilling to have a coalition with the Salafis? Is there some bad blood I'm not aware of?

42 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:06:47pm

re: #40 jvic

double updings for that!

43 Altermite  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:07:09pm

re: #14 zora

[Link: politicalwire.com...]

A super PAC aligned with Mitt Romney accidentally leaked "a devastating new ad taking aim at Newt Gingrich," according to iWatch News.

video at link.

Actually the exact same angle I'd take, pretty much because its true. Obama crushes gingrich in the polls right now.

44 Targetpractice  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:09:02pm

re: #39 engineer dog

he's as ideologically consistant as romney, as intelligent as perry, as modest and psychologically sound as richard nixon, as honest in his marriage as cain, and as professionally honorable as... as... ...ok, i can't think of any polititian who's been more professionally dishonest

and i still haven't gotten around to what a mean little bastard he is

When I look at Newt, I see Richard Nixon without any of the charisma or appeal. Wouldn't be surprised if he's keeping his own private "Enemies List."

45 funky chicken  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:09:07pm

I feel kinda bad for Frum. He's been trying to save the GOP for several years now, but it's going to be a failed effort, at least for 2012. My sympathy is limited by the fact that he was a whole-hearted supporter and speechwriter for GW Bush. The party really went bad when Rove and the rest of the disreputable evangelical bunch got the nomination for W in 2000.

46 Political Atheist  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:09:24pm

re: #40 jvic

Thucydides on partisanship:

That did not end well, 2400 years ago.

Good night.

+1 & a High 5

47 funky chicken  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:11:12pm

re: #41 ProLifeLiberal

I do have a curiosity question. Why is the Egyptian MB unwilling to have a coalition with the Salafis? Is there some bad blood I'm not aware of?

My best guess is that the MB are trying to become the power brokers of a new Egypt, and associating with the Salafis would make it clear that they are nothing but an extremist Islamist party after all.

48 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:11:26pm

re: #10 albusteve

Noot
Nute
Knute
Newt
Nuut
Nout

Get out there and win one for the Gipper!

49 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:11:36pm

re: #37 moderatelyradicalliberal

True. Bigoted is my all encompassing word now. I just can't keep up with all of the people the GOP base hates/resents/fears. Maybe we need an acronym. The GOP base hates every one except WHECC (white, heterosexual, evangelical Christian conservatives).

Same here. I haven't used that "racist sexist homophobic etc etc etc" string in years for this reason.

Dumb, stupid bigots.

50 ProGunLiberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:12:14pm

re: #47 funky chicken

Aww, I was hoping for more drama.

51 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:12:27pm

re: #44 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

When I look at Newt, I see Richard Nixon without any of the charisma or appeal. Wouldn't be surprised if he's keeping his own private "Enemies List."

Newt is a dumb, stupid bigot.

52 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:18:21pm

re: #36 Obdicut

this is solid gold :D

I have to follow him around and get stared at like a baby mouse being looked at by a scorpion by his wife Callistus. I'm just waiting for her to spray me with some perfume and I start melting and then she can siphon me up through her hidden feeding nozzle thing while her husband tells me about what if the Apache discovered submarines

53 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:20:21pm

re: #47 funky chicken

My best guess is that the MB are trying to become the power brokers of a new Egypt, and associating with the Salafis would make it clear that they are nothing but an extremist Islamist party after all.

That seems like the right answer. I'm not really sure to what extent, if any, the Muslim Brotherhood has actually changed its ultimate goals, but like Erdogren in Turkey they've decided to change their words and some of their tactics to gain power. The Salafists maintain that even doing that is heretical and that the only moral course is to push for strict sharia right away.

You might say that the Muslim Brotherhood can be compared to Fabian Socialists, while the Salafists are equivalent to Stalinist Communists.

54 ProGunLiberal  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:22:41pm

re: #53 Dark_Falcon

Thing is, concerns in Turkey about Erdogan have changed.

They are less concerned with Islamism now, and more concerned about Constitutional Reforms that could make Turkey like Russia, at least in structure.

Also, apparently Hamas is moving out of Syria. This has 2 implications.

55 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:27:43pm

re: #52 WindUpBird

this is solid gold :D

Levi Johnson does not need to worry about that. He's so toxic that nothing would want to consume him.

56 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:33:49pm

re: #54 ProLifeLiberal

Thing is, concerns in Turkey about Erdogan have changed.

They are less concerned with Islamism now, and more concerned about Constitutional Reforms that could make Turkey like Russia, at least in structure.

Also, apparently Hamas is moving out of Syria. This has 2 implications.

Let's take this conversation upstairs.

57 TedStriker  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 7:40:37pm

re: #44 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

When I look at Newt, I see Richard Nixon without any of the charisma or appeal. Wouldn't be surprised if he's keeping his own private "Enemies List."

Or the intelligence.

58 austin_blue  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 8:48:21pm

re: #49 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Same here. I haven't used that "racist sexist homophobic etc etc etc" string in years for this reason.

Dumb, stupid bigots.

Hey, hey! It's The Base!

59 labman57  Thu, Dec 8, 2011 9:16:14pm

Gingrich is an arrogant, sanctimonious, hypocritical, self-serving, condescending, morally-bankrupt and ethically-barren scam artist and master lobbyist -- making him the ideal candidate to represent the principles, values, and political agenda of the Republican Party.

60 kirkspencer  Fri, Dec 9, 2011 6:44:57am

I'm not as certain Romney will be the winner. Four years ago? Yes. Now?

Proportional Distribution of Delegates. It is the huge change that nobody knows how to weight.

PDD was adopted as the rule for the democratic party for 2008. As a result the nomination was contested for a much longer time; primaries after super Tuesday still mattered.

While the rules for the Republicans are not completely standardized, the dem rules were used as a template. So basically, as long as a candidate gets 15% of the total, he (or she) gets a proportion of the delegates.

Romney's problem is two-part. First, he can't get a commanding plurality -- commanding meaning over 40%. Second, the ABR candidate field is narrowing. With fewer choices, the remaining ABR candidates will see their numbers exceed 15% just because the ABRs have to go somewhere. Oh - and Paul is pulling over 15% in several individual state polls.

Paul is likely to hold 15 to 20% of the pledged delegates - 12 to 15% of the total delegate count. If the ABRs settle behind one candidate early enough, or they consistently split between two at high enough levels to break the qualifying floor, then Romney won't get his 50%+1 before the convention.

Picture Gingrich and Romney in the smoke-filled back room trying to buy Paul's votes. Or each other's. At that point it's not who you were, it's how you are in the knife fight.

61 kirkspencer  Fri, Dec 9, 2011 8:09:25am

re: #60 kirkspencer

I'd like to amend and extend.

My previous post is not a claim there WILL BE a brokered nomination, or that an ABR will win. It's pointing out one reason I'm not yet willing to say "Romney will win."

There are some strong voices out thinking the winner (Romney or someone else) will be determined by the end of South Carolina. I'm on record as saying we'll know what's happening, regardless, once Super Tuesday (March 6) is over.

I will also point out that the proportional selection is only required of the states that hold their nomination processes before April ... I think it's the 6th, I'd have to check. Regardless, the states that come after (and that's over a third of total delegates) can be, and most are, winner-take-all. That includes, by the way, California, at almost 10% of the declared delegate count.

To summarize: due largely to the size of the ABR vote, I am unwilling to accept Romney's nomination is a certainty, and haven't seen good reason to think anyone else knows either.

62 S'latch  Fri, Dec 9, 2011 9:00:15am

I have to agree with the call that Newt Gingrich will not be the Republican nominee. I will not be surprised if his campaign implodes (as did Trump's, Perry's, and Cain's) within the next six to eight weeks.


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