Here’s a great video for a Friday night drinking thread: the American Family Association’s politically-connected Bryan Fischer ranting about outlawing fornication and adultery.
So think carefully about the consequences before you fornicate, sinners.
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Four More Tears Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:12:43pm |
So what would Bryan have us do with the other half of Congress...?
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Charles Johnson Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:13:03pm |
A toast to Christopher Hitchens, who could fornicate with the best of 'em.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:16:22pm |
Then only outlaws will have funs.
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engineer cat Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:16:27pm |
Bryan Fischer ranting about outlawing fornication and adultery
fischer exposed in shocking sex scandal in 9...8...7...
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b_sharp Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:17:48pm |
I'd like to spend a couple of hours fornicating with Charlize Theron right in front of that idiot, just to turn him green.
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Political Atheist Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:18:47pm |
re: #5 Charles
I hope he is a happily surprised soul out there somewhere.
Two shots one each D_L & myself. Tito's Vodka here. Handcrafted. Love the micro distilleries.
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HAL2010 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:18:56pm |
Man this guy must be such a blast to have around at parties.
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bratwurst Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:18:57pm |
So I guess this means he ISN'T endorsing Newt Gingrich for president?
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Stanghazi Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:19:39pm |
re: #5 Charles
Did you see this? I know the Everglades Club & Palm Beach, this is rich
Reports his friend David Frum: “A friend of theirs once took Christopher Hitchens and his wife Carol Blue to dinner at Palm Beach’s Everglades Club, notorious for its exclusion of Jews. ‘You will behave, won’t you?’ Carol anxiously asked Christopher on the way into the club. No dice. When the headwaiter approached, Christopher demanded: ‘Do you have a kosher menu?’”
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b_sharp Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:20:48pm |
re: #12 HAL2010
Man this guy must be such a blast to have around at parties.
He'll spend all his time in the bathroom masturbating to the Chuck Norris movies playing in his head.
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HAL2010 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:22:42pm |
re: #15 b_sharp
He'll spend all his time in the bathroom masturbating to the Chuck Norris movies playing in his head.
Or is he having relations with the Norris?
I'm getting quite disturbing imagines in my head.
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engineer cat Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:25:31pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:27:45pm |
re: #10 b_sharp
I'd like to spend a couple of hours fornicating with Charlize Theron right in front of that idiot, just to turn him green.
I'd take one for the team and do it even if he wasn't watching.
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freetoken Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:27:51pm |
re: #1 Varek Raith
Dear Bryan,
Go fornicate yourself.
The origin of that word is the same as for fornix:
noun ( pl. -nices |-nəˌsēz|) Anatomy
a vaulted or arched structure in the body
What one can learn in the dictionary!
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Prononymous, rogue demon hunter Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:29:01pm |
Screw you Fischer. In response I'm going to fornicate all weekend and each time I climax I'm going to yell "FOR SCIENCE!".
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jvic Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:29:13pm |
Outlaw all the homo sapiens too. Especially the thespians.
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b_sharp Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:29:24pm |
re: #18 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I'd take one for the team and do it even if he wasn't watching.
Hell of a sacrifice.
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HAL2010 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:29:56pm |
re: #18 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I'd take one for the team and do it even if he wasn't watching.
It's a dirty job, but someones gotta do it.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:30:04pm |
re: #21 jvic
Outlaw all the homo sapiens too. Especially the thespians.
Did you know the guy that actually had that one pulled on him didn't bother to put out a correction, because he didn't know that his electorate wouldn't know what those words meant.
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Shiplord Kirel Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:30:37pm |
re: #7 engineer dog
Bryan Fischer ranting about outlawing fornication and adultery
fischer exposed in shocking sex scandal in 9...8...7...
Caught buggering the West Texas A&M mascot (a real buffalo) in the church bowling alley? Masturbating to a taped transcription of the Starr report? Violating a cigar and a 7-11 sandwich, simultaneously, perhaps with chips? (I didn't mention the guacamole dip---I do have standards, you know). Rushed to the hospital to have an antique Chinese porcelain lamp removed from his rectum? A presentation grade Colt .45? Recorded trying to order buffalo sized condoms from a veterinary supply house?
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:31:03pm |
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b_sharp Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:31:15pm |
re: #24 EmmmieG
Did you know the guy that actually had that one pulled on him didn't bother to put out a correction, because he didn't know that his electorate wouldn't know what those words meant.
That is so gay.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:31:15pm |
Bryan Fischer: For when Falwell just isn't evil enough
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engineer cat Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:31:27pm |
re: #19 freetoken
The origin of that word is the same as for fornix:
What one can learn in the dictionary!
yes!
the story is that the sewers underneath rome had intersections that had vaulted brick arches. or maybe it was some other convenient arched structures. (roman ovens had the same kind of arches so 'forno' is the word for oven in eye-talian.) the prostitute ladies would entertain their customers there, hence...
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HAL2010 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:32:05pm |
re: #25 Shiplord Kirel
Caught buggering the West Texas A&M mascot (a real buffalo) in the church bowling alley? Masturbating to a taped transcription of the Starr report? Violating a cigar and a 7-11 sandwich, simultaneously, perhaps with chips? (I didn't mention the guacamole dip---I do have standards, you know). Rushed to the hospital to have an antique Chinese porcelain lamp removed from his rectum? A presentation grade Colt .45? Recorded trying to order buffalo sized condoms from a veterinary supply house?
All of the above.
AT THE SAME TIME
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:32:45pm |
it's funny to mock this guy, but the truth is, America has a TON of Christian taliban who buy everything he says
pity the children of such people
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zora Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:32:56pm |
lets outlaw gluttony, greed, selfishness, bigotry and hypocrisy while we're at it. please.
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Shiplord Kirel Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:33:07pm |
re: #30 HAL2010
All of the above.
AT THE SAME TIME
We won't even mention the real nature of his grizzly bear fetish.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:33:24pm |
re: #32 zora
lets outlaw gluttony, greed, selfishness, bigotry and hypocrisy while we're at it. please.
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Gossip.
Outlaw gossip.
What about bullying?
Can we outlaw that?
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HAL2010 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:34:43pm |
re: #32 zora
lets outlaw gluttony, greed, selfishness, bigotry and hypocrisy while we're at it. please.
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Please, as if he would ever advocate that. He'd be out of a job!
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b_sharp Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:35:41pm |
re: #33 Shiplord Kirel
We won't even mention the real nature of his grizzly bear fetish.
Who wouldn't want their roach back?
(I gotta quit doing this)
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HAL2010 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:35:45pm |
re: #35 b_sharp
Major multi-tasker.
Well the gracious Lord did giveth him two holes and two hands for a reason.
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engineer cat Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:36:28pm |
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Prononymous, rogue demon hunter Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:37:13pm |
re: #38 HAL2010
Well the gracious Lord did giveth him two holes and two hands for a reason.
What? Did someone sew his mouth shut?
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HAL2010 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:38:11pm |
re: #39 engineer dog
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Hey now, do not assume to know the Lords ways. Maybe Mr. Fischer was meant to be tied up like that. And spanked by the clowns. With the animals in the same room.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:38:49pm |
I can't think of anything worse after a long night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
-Laura Kightlinger
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HAL2010 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:39:08pm |
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engineer cat Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:39:21pm |
re: #29 engineer dog
yes!
the story is that the sewers underneath rome had intersections that had vaulted brick arches. or maybe it was some other convenient arched structures. (roman ovens had the same kind of arches so 'forno' is the word for oven in eye-talian.) the prostitute ladies would entertain their customers there, hence...
so the word 'fornicate' probably originated in conversations like this:
titus: where's asinius?
marcus: um, he's, you know, occupied... uh, under the arches - you know...
titus: huwhat? under the... ohhhh, under the arches, yeah...
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Prononymous, rogue demon hunter Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:40:20pm |
re: #43 HAL2010
...
You know something we don't?
Well if they didn't I count at least 3 holes, if not more.
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HAL2010 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:41:27pm |
re: #45 prononymous
Well if they didn't I count at least 3 holes, if not more.
Three holes.
Mr. Fischer, to the best of our knowledge, is a man.
Again I ask, is there something yo know that we do not?
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Prononymous, rogue demon hunter Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:43:08pm |
re: #46 HAL2010
Three holes.
Mr. Fischer, to the best of our knowledge, is a man.
Again I ask, is there something yo know that we do not?
He's got ears and nostrils doesn't he?
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HAL2010 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:45:01pm |
re: #47 prononymous
He's got ears and nostrils doesn't he?
Maybe it is because I am from Europe, but I believe those holes are a tad too small ...
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Prononymous, rogue demon hunter Fri, Dec 16, 2011 6:47:53pm |
re: #48 HAL2010
Maybe it is because I am from Europe, but I believe those holes are a tad too small ...
What? Europe has the best ej...
Err, nevermind. I'm just going to stop there. heh.
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OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin Fri, Dec 16, 2011 7:18:59pm |
re: #31 WindUpBird
it's funny to mock this guy, but the truth is, America has a TON of Christian taliban who buy everything he says
pity the children of such people
Tell me about it.
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Amory Blaine Fri, Dec 16, 2011 7:30:41pm |
Well, as long as we can keep buggery I'm ok with it.
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SanFranciscoZionist Fri, Dec 16, 2011 7:31:39pm |
re: #10 b_sharp
I'd like to spend a couple of hours fornicating with Charlize Theron right in front of that idiot, just to turn him green.
Admit it. You'd do Charlize even if you knew that Bryan Fischer would never know about it.
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Firstinla Fri, Dec 16, 2011 7:37:05pm |
Bryan Fischer is proof that the do-do is not extinct. And looking at the Christian right I see that the do-do is reproducing like crazy.
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palomino Fri, Dec 16, 2011 7:43:33pm |
How about we just outlaw being a non-Christian? I think Fischer would approve, and then maybe STFU.
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Iwouldprefernotto Fri, Dec 16, 2011 8:05:36pm |
As a father of teenagers, let me think about this.
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darthstar Fri, Dec 16, 2011 9:23:36pm |
Bryan Fischer needs a good fucking. I nominate Rick Santorum or Newt Gingrich for the job.
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