CBS News: Multiple Breaches of Sharyl Attkisson’s Computer

Entire wingnut blogosphere assumes it had to be Obama
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Today CBS News is confirming that reporter Sharyl Attkisson’s computer was hacked, and the entire right wing blogosphere is jumping to the conclusion that our evil President must be behind it, of course.

That investigation has reached the following conclusions, according to CBS News spokeswoman Sonya McNair:

“A cyber security firm hired by CBS News has determined through forensic analysis that Sharyl Attkisson’s computer was accessed by an unauthorized, external, unknown party on multiple occasions late in 2012. Evidence suggests this party performed all access remotely using Attkisson’s accounts. While no malicious code was found, forensic analysis revealed an intruder had executed commands that appeared to involve search and exfiltration of data.

This party also used sophisticated methods to remove all possible indications of unauthorized activity, and alter system times to cause further confusion.

CBS News is taking steps to identify the responsible party and their method of access.”

The Justice Department has issued a categorical denial that they had anything to do with the breach. But whether or not you’re inclined to believe them, it’s far more likely that Atkisson’s computer was compromised by much more prosaic means, the same way millions of other computers have been hacked — by a virus or a worm that gained access via Atkisson’s own insecure practices.

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226 comments
1 HappyWarrior  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:00:31am

I guess Obama invented Spyware too huh. Amazing how a black Democratic president drives up conspiracy theories.

2 Romantic Heretic  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:00:49am

Like the NSA would be so incompetent to leave traces if they had hacked her system.

But government is always incompetent. Except at evil. It’s super competent then. And don’t you use your liberal logic to point out these FACTS! Confirmed! are incompatible.

3 erik_t  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:00:55am

Entertainingly, China is a thoroughly plausible culprit.

4 Single-handed sailor  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:01:33am

They might want to ask Rupert Murdoch about it.

5 Decatur Deb  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:01:54am

If it turns out to be Fed cyberwar, it wasn’t Fed cyberwar.

6 HappyWarrior  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:01:56am

re: #4 Single-handed sailor

They might want to ask Rupert Murdoch about it.

I thought Rupert and Newscorp were more into cell phones.

7 Political Atheist  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:03:43am

Okay we got lots of code savvy lizards. How good is computer forensics really? Could experts not tell the diff between an individual hacker and a virus?

8 Charles Johnson  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:04:57am

Instapundit:

21ST CENTURY WATERGATE?

Man, these people are just pathetic.

9 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:05:34am

re: #2 Romantic Heretic

But government is always incompetent. Except at evil. It’s super competent then. And don’t you use your liberal logic to point out these FACTS! Confirmed! are incompatible.

I posted a comment somewhere last night about contractors vs. government employees in the intelligence business and someone responded by saying that all government employees are lazy and worthless, but those fine contractors were mmm mmm good. As evidenced by Snowden…or something.

And yes, I am very much anti-contractors being in intelligence.

10 piratedan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:05:47am

re: #6 HappyWarrior

I thought Rupert and Newscorp were more into cell phones.

I’m under the impression that Rupert is an equal opportunity fuckstick

11 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:06:05am

re: #4 Single-handed sailor

They might want to ask Rupert Murdoch about it.

That was my first thought.

12 Backwoods_Sleuth  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:08:50am

re: #6 HappyWarrior

I thought Rupert and Newscorp were more into cell phones.

Murdoch and computer hacking

13 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:09:03am

NO, BUT TEH BABUSHKA IS.
BTW Luana, MITT LOST. Change ur profile.

14 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:09:22am

The way CBS is couching the breach, it seems that the person was trying to get information about a story or story she was working on.

Companies go nuts about password protection. Change your password every 90 days and it must be unique and not used in last X period. People can’t keep up, so they write it down near to the computer they use. Just as likely someone gained access that way as infiltrating by breaking her password.

In other words, it could be someone within the company or a rival news outlet just as much as it could have been a government (ours or someone else). This doesn’t appear to be a random breach/hack.

15 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:09:51am

re: #8 Charles Johnson

Instapundit:

Man, these people are just pathetic.

Especially InstaIdiot. Do people even read him much anymore? We haven’t heard about him in quite a while.

16 Decatur Deb  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:10:37am

re: #14 lawhawk

The way CBS is couching the breach, it seems that the person was trying to get information about a story or story she was working on.

Companies go nuts about password protection. Change your password every 90 days and it must be unique and not used in last X period. People can’t keep up, so they write it down near to the computer they use. Just as likely someone gained access that way as infiltrating by breaking her password.

In other words, it could be someone within the company or a rival news outlet just as much as it could have been a government (ours or someone else). This doesn’t appear to be a random breach/hack.

14 yr old in search of furry porn.

17 Randall Gross  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:11:51am

Drive by with the Twitter hashtag to watch for today:

#ffc13

18 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:12:09am
19 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:12:27am

re: #14 lawhawk

The way CBS is couching the breach, it seems that the person was trying to get information about a story or story she was working on.

Companies go nuts about password protection. Change your password every 90 days and it must be unique and not used in last X period. People can’t keep up, so they write it down near to the computer they use. Just as likely someone gained access that way as infiltrating by breaking her password.

In other words, it could be someone within the company or a rival news outlet just as much as it could have been a government (ours or someone else). This doesn’t appear to be a random breach/hack.

I think she responded to some random phishing expedition.

20 makeitstop  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:12:41am

I remember when she was on CNN long ago back when CNN was still sane and watchable.

21 Eclectic Cyborg  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:13:08am

re: #16 Decatur Deb

14 yr old in search of furry porn.

Joking aside, does anyone else think that the age limit for porn has become kind of useless? I mean now any kid with a Galaxy SIII or an Ipad can get to porn in seconds, either without any age check or by simply clicking yes to a token “Are you over 18?” page.

At some point we are going to have to face the fact that porn consumption has become something not just limited to 18+ adults anymore.

22 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:13:27am
23 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:14:21am

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

It never was.

24 erik_t  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:14:55am

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

At some point we are going to have to face the fact that porn consumption has become something not just limited to 18+ adults anymore.

“At some point” = like twenty minutes after Gutenberg fired up his first press?

25 Political Atheist  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:15:06am

Funny how when wingnuts leap to conclusions it’s always so self serving. Personal awareness-they not haz that.

26 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:16:08am

re: #24 erik_t

I think the third photograph produced by the first man to use a camera was of a naked lady.

27 Eclectic Cyborg  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:16:23am

re: #24 erik_t

“At some point” = like twenty minutes after Gutenberg fired up his first press?

Exactly. What I mean was it’s pretty clear to anyone with half a brain that preteens and teenagers are watching the stuff and yet we’re stuck with an outdated legal framework that still technically limits access to 18 and above.

28 Decatur Deb  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:18:59am

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

Joking aside, does anyone else think that the age limit for porn has become kind of useless? I mean now any kid with a Galaxy SIII or an Ipad can get to porn in seconds, either without any age check or by simply clicking yes to a token “Are you over 18?” page.

At some point we are going to have to face the fact that porn consumption has become something not just limited to 18+ adults anymore.

When we were overseas we knew that every phone, computer, and house of anyone with a clearance was being watched by bunches of people. We were cool with it and took precautions. Then I let a co-worker’s 16 yr old housesit for a couple weeks. Came back to $400 of Compuserve connect time to porn sites.

29 Eclectic Cyborg  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:22:43am

re: #28 Decatur Deb

When we were overseas we knew that every phone, computer, and house of anyone with a clearance was being watched by bunches of people. We were cool with it and took precautions. Then I let a co-worker’s 16 yr old housesit for a couple weeks. Came back to $400 of Compuserve connect time to porn sites.

When I worked at a call center, I once took a call from a VERY angry man who could simply not believe his darling daughter had racked up $1600 in charges to phone sex lines based out of the Caribbean.

30 GeneJockey  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:22:56am

re: #26 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

I think the third photograph produced by the first man to use a camera was of a naked lady.

A naked lady who had to stand stock-still for 5 minutes. I hope it was warm in the studio.
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31 GeneJockey  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:26:08am

re: #29 Eclectic Cyborg

When I worked at a call center, I once took a call from a VERY angry man who could simply not believe his darling daughter had racked up $1600 in charges to phone sex lines based out of the Caribbean.

Huh. That messes with my expectation that phone sex is all middle aged women in the Midwest picking up pin money pretending to be barely-legal teens for creepy middle aged guys in the Midwest…

“So, what are you wearing?”

“MILDRED? Is that you? I can hear you in the other room!”

32 Big Steve  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:26:42am

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

Joking aside, does anyone else think that the age limit for porn has become kind of useless? I mean now any kid with a Galaxy SIII or an Ipad can get to porn in seconds, either without any age check or by simply clicking yes to a token “Are you over 18?” page.

At some point we are going to have to face the fact that porn consumption has become something not just limited to 18+ adults anymore.

When I was 13 I used to volunteer to babysit the neighbors kids in like 1968 solely because the dad had a stack of playboys in his night stand.

33 Stanghazi  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:27:21am

Go Jeb!!! “Immigrants are more fertile”

“Immigrants create far more businesses than native-born Americans,” Bush said at the Faith & Freedom Coalition conference in Washington. “Immigrants are more fertile, and they love families, and they have more intact families and they bring a younger population. Immigrants create an engine of economic prosperity.”

34 GeneJockey  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:27:34am

re: #32 Big Steve

When I was 13 I used to volunteer to babysit the neighbors kids in like 1968 solely because the dad had a stack of playboys in his night stand.

Cripes. I had to make do with the small smattering of titties in my brothers’ National Lampoons.

35 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:27:43am

re: #33 Stanghazi

Pat Buchanan does not approve.

36 Big Steve  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:28:36am

re: #34 GeneJockey

Cripes. I had to make do with the small smattering of titties in my brothers’ National Lampoons.

There was always Nat Geo

37 Decatur Deb  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:28:50am

re: #34 GeneJockey

Cripes. I had to make do with the small smattering of titties in my brothers’ National Lampoons.

You had National Lampoons? My generation had to fall back on National Geographic.

38 GeneJockey  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:29:16am

re: #35 freetoken

Pat Buchanan does not approve.

Good. That makes it all the more delicious.

39 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:31:00am

Is there any reason to believe that Attkisson’s computer breach was anything other than the normal internet data fishing attempted by a zillion criminal/pirate operations on the internet?

40 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:31:29am

re: #36 Big Steve

There was always Nat Geo

And the L’Eggs catalog.

41 Decatur Deb  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:31:51am

re: #39 freetoken

Is there any reason to believe that Attkisson’s computer breach was anything other than the normal internet data fishing attempted by a zillion criminal/pirate operations on the internet?

Are you casting aspersions on our Millionth Winner?

42 erik_t  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:32:56am

re: #39 freetoken

Is there any reason to believe that Attkisson’s computer breach was anything other than the normal internet data fishing attempted by a zillion criminal/pirate operations on the internet?

HENGBAZI!!!!1

(seriously)

(sigh)

43 piratedan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:33:05am

re: #39 freetoken

c’mon now, where’s the story in that?

44 GeneJockey  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:33:28am

re: #39 freetoken

Is there any reason to believe that Attkisson’s computer breach was anything other than the normal internet data fishing attempted by a zillion criminal/pirate operations on the internet?

BECAUSE OBAMA IS A TYRANT!!! HE’S WORSE THAN HITLER, STALIN, MAO, AND GHENGIS KHAN PUT TOGETHER!!!11!!

45 Big Steve  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:33:37am

re: #34 GeneJockey

Cripes. I had to make do with the small smattering of titties in my brothers’ National Lampoons.

Here you go Bro……National Lampoon Feb 1976

46 Political Atheist  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:33:47am

re: #39 freetoken

Is there any reason to believe that Attkisson’s computer breach was anything other than the normal internet data fishing attempted by a zillion criminal/pirate operations on the internet?

I’m doubtful that anyone can even tell. Most things that have “forensics” are not designed to change state constantly like a computer hard drive.

47 HappyWarrior  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:33:58am

re: #33 Stanghazi

Go Jeb!!! “Immigrants are more fertile”

I guess this is what counts as moderation in today’s GOP. Calling immigrants fertile. I do appreciate that he didn’t do the stop pandering to Latinos thing that the one speaker did but the fact that this is a moderate message for the GOP shows how nuts they are on this issue.

48 Decatur Deb  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:34:46am

re: #36 Big Steve

There was always Nat Geo

14 seconds. Did you have Sister Mary Angelus for 5th grade?

49 Backwoods_Sleuth  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:35:33am

re: #41 Decatur Deb

Are you casting aspersions asparagus on our Millionth Winner?

fixed it…

50 piratedan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:35:58am

re: #45 Big Steve

I have to admit, I came for the boobies, stayed for the humor.

51 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:36:48am

Yesterday I linked to the Ars Technica summary of the USSC ruling on patenting gene identification, which noticed that the supremes seem a bit deficient when it comes to science education.

Today Noam Prywes picks up the story:

The Supreme Court’s Sketchy Science

Their BRCA patent ruling reads like an earnest seventh grader’s book report.

Modernity - how does it work?

52 piratedan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:37:00am

re: #47 HappyWarrior

Jeb Bush, playing the Mandingo card!

53 GeneJockey  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:37:02am

re: #45 Big Steve

Here you go Bro……National Lampoon Feb 1976

By that time I was in college, and had access to actual boobies.

54 wrenchwench  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:38:37am

re: #39 freetoken

Is there any reason to believe that Attkisson’s computer breach was anything other than the normal internet data fishing attempted by a zillion criminal/pirate operations on the internet?

The bigger problem for Sharyl is that her brain has been hacked. She’s an anti-vaxxer, as well as a Fast & Furious addict and a Benghazi truther.

55 Dr. Matt  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:39:57am

Youtube Video

56 Bulworth  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:40:01am

re: #54 wrenchwench


And once she digs into NSASCANDAL she’ll “connect the dots” and have herself another Accuracy In Media award!

/

57 Charles Johnson  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:40:02am

re: #54 wrenchwench

The bigger problem for Sharyl is that her brain has been hacked. She’s an anti-vaxxer, as well as a Fast & Furious addict and a Benghazi truther.

Yup. That’s why the extreme right wing Accuracy in Media gave her an award. And it’s a big reason why I seriously doubt her insinuations that the Obama admin hacked her computer. She’s a kook.

58 Bulworth  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:43:03am

It’s still not too late for Sharyl to become a Birther as well as a 9/11 Truther. C’mon, Sharyl. Go for the Gold!

/

59 GeneJockey  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:44:11am

re: #54 wrenchwench

The bigger problem for Sharyl is that her brain has been hacked. She’s an anti-vaxxer, as well as a Fast & Furious addict and a Benghazi truther.

This will sure help with her addiction to conspiracy theories.
//

60 Political Atheist  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:46:07am
61 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:46:12am
62 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:48:51am

re: #54 wrenchwench

She’s never met a conspiracy she didn’t latch on to.

But this data breach is proof that someone is out to get her. /

63 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:51:00am

This is America, 2013:

TUSD sup’t finalist video: ‘No silver bullets’ to fix education

H.T. Sanchez, the sole finalist for TUSD superintendent, answered questions at length at a public forum Wednesday night, speaking for two hours before an audience of about 90 at Catalina High. Sanchez gave his take on issues facing the district, including qualified support for Mexican American studies, a rejection of guns in schools, and a willingness to grapple with charter schools.

[…]

Sanchez said it’s a teacher’s responsibility to empower students to think critically, not to tell them what to think about political issues. He used the example of his knowledge of events at the Alamo expanding as he learned more history.

Sanchez did offer support for teaching creationism, and termed climate change a “point of view.”

“Speaking as a dad, and as a potential superintendent of this district, my opinion is very simple: our job is not to indoctrinate students,” he said.

“I believe our job is to teach them how to read, teach them how to write, teach them mathematics, and you present them with information. You empower them to think critically, and they’ll come to their own conclusions,” he said

Evolution, creationism, global warming; they’re all perspectives,” Sanchez said.

[…]

64 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:51:22am
65 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:51:23am
66 Lidane  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:51:36am

Follow-up to a post from downstairs. Apparently, the Gang of 8 are not happy with Rubio pandering to the nutters:

67 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:51:48am

Gravity - it’s just a point of view.

68 Lidane  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:54:01am

re: #65 Vicious Babushka

69 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:54:50am
70 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:56:25am
71 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:56:54am
72 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 11:57:22am
73 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:00:28pm

Rand Paul Links ‘Liberal Elites Here at Home’ with Islamists Who Put Christians to Death

In his speech yesterday at the Faith and Freedom Coalition’s Road to the Majority conference, Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) claimed that the Senate’s 81-10 vote against his bill to end aid to Pakistan, Egypt and Libya was part of a taxpayer-funded “war on Christianity.” In the speech, Paul even compared “liberal elites here at home” to governments that have harsh laws, including the death penalty, against Christians.

Paul also said that he would allow “not one penny” in foreign aid to countries that allow the burning of the American flag, which we should note is also legal in the U.S.

74 Bulworth  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:01:14pm

re: #72 Vicious Babushka

It’s like in the move A Beautiful Mind, where Russell Crowe breaks the codes in all the magazines and goes to the drop box outside that building to deliver his reports.

75 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:02:06pm

re: #1 HappyWarrior

I guess Obama invented Spyware too huh. Amazing how a black Democratic president drives up conspiracy theories.

Did you misspell Demonic?

76 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:02:07pm

Pratt: Tucson Shooter ‘Didn’t Find Any Resistance’ Because Victims Were Democrats

Speaking with a conservative radio host in Idaho this week, Pratt delved into the one shooting that he counts as an “exception” to this nonexistent trend: the 2011 shooting at Rep. Gabrielle Giffords’ “Congress on your Corner” event at a mall in Tucson, which left six dead and Giffords critically injured.

Giffords and the constituents who came to talk with her - including a nine-year-old-girl and a Republican-appointed federal judge — had it coming, Pratt implies, because “it was a Democrat town hall meeting of a Democrat representative” and Democrats “don’t necessarily, most of them, believe in carrying guns.”

“And so when this dirtbag attacked a town hall meeting,” Pratt continues, “he didn’t find any resistance and he was able to kill a number of people there.”

There was, in fact, a man with a concealed carry permit at the scene in Tucson…and in the confusion of the scene he very nearly shot the wrong man. Meanwhile, the shooter, Jared Loughner was brought down by an unarmed 74-year-old man who tackled him with the help of other bystanders.

77 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:02:12pm

re: #71 NJDhockeyfan

The judge had been asked to rule on the motion by Hasan’s defense counsel, which wanted the ruling because they felt it crossed an ethical line in claiming that Hasan killed US soldiers at Fort Hood to protect the Taliban in Afghanistan.

Maj. Nidal Hasan is representing himself at his upcoming murder trial. The judge last week said his previous attorneys would stand by and help him if he requests it.

On Tuesday, the judge gave defense attorneys about 24 hours to submit motions supporting their argument that they cannot comply with Hasan’s requests.

78 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:02:48pm

re: #1 HappyWarrior

I guess Obama invented Spyware too huh. Amazing how a black Democratic president drives up conspiracy theories.

Its the only logical explanation.

79 otoc  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:03:42pm

Please save me. I made the mistake of clicking the wapo link and reading the comments. I can’t believe the stupidity I read and no longer give the benefit of the doubt to the wingnuts posting their nonsense as ignorance. It is delusional and a form of mental illness. What is their affliction called?

80 Bulworth  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:04:18pm
In the speech, Paul even compared “liberal elites here at home” to governments that have harsh laws, including the death penalty, against Christians.

So, dirty fcking hippy liberals who oppose the death penalty, want the death penalty for Christians.

OK.

//

81 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:04:25pm

re: #79 otoc

Please save me. I made the mistake of clicking the wapo link and reading the comments. I can’t believe the stupidity I read and no longer give the benefit of the doubt to the wingnuts posting their nonsense as ignorance. It is delusional and a form of mental illness. What is their affliction called?

When you gaze too long into the derp, the derp stares back.

82 Lidane  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:04:56pm

re: #76 Kragar

Pratt: Tucson Shooter ‘Didn’t Find Any Resistance’ Because Victims Were Democrats

These gun nuts are going to be in for a rather rude awakening if they ever get the balls to bring their armed rebellion fantasies to life.

83 Targetpractice  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:05:56pm

re: #72 Vicious Babushka

Yep, the government is guilty until proven innocent, if only for Snowden’s supporters to avoid uncomfortable questions.

84 BongCrodny  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:07:04pm

The most outrageous, complicated and conspiratorial explanation is the likeliest one: Occam’s Derp.

85 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:08:12pm
86 HappyWarrior  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:08:48pm

re: #76 Kragar

Pratt: Tucson Shooter ‘Didn’t Find Any Resistance’ Because Victims Were Democrats

Oh fuck you asshole, one of those victims was a little girl. Fuck off and go away.

87 HappyWarrior  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:09:34pm
88 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:09:44pm

JUSTICE BY TWITTER LYNCH MOB

89 The Ghost of a Flea  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:10:52pm

re: #76 Kragar

Pratt: Tucson Shooter ‘Didn’t Find Any Resistance’ Because Victims Were Democrats

Clearly, you should be Democrat-ing in a public place, or you’re going to get spree-killed. You’re just asking for it. Because guns.

Derp.

I swear that Pratt exists to make the NRA seem vaguely sane.

90 HappyWarrior  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:11:10pm

re: #88 Vicious Babushka

JUSTICE BY TWITTER LYNCH MOB

Perhaps we should have decided to execute the Rosenbergs or not based on whether the 1000th caller said yay or nay. Seriously. This is a more complicated issue than Twitter babble can explain.

91 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:11:38pm

The only thing greater than the government’s incompetence is the loyalty of its workers.

That is why you can have a controlled demolitions destroying entire buildings, or busing in voters, both operations which require extensive planning, coordination and hundreds of operators working together and never find a single person to step forward and say “Yes, I was a member of that operation.”

Loyal and incompetent, the most dangerous mix.

92 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:11:51pm

re: #88 Vicious Babushka

93 HappyWarrior  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:12:13pm

re: #89 The Ghost of a Flea

Clearly, you should be Democrat-ing in a public place, or you’re going to get spree-killed. You’re just asking for it. Because guns.

Derp.

I swear that Pratt exists to make the NRA seem vaguely sane.

I think Pratt is the guy who was fired from the Buchanan for president campaign for being too racist. When Pat Buchanan thinks you’re too racist, you’ve got a shit load of problems and I’ll remind Larry again that one of the deceased was a little girl.

94 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:12:27pm

re: #90 HappyWarrior

Perhaps we should have decided to execute the Rosenbergs or not based on whether the 1000th caller said yay or nay. Seriously. This is a more complicated issue than Twitter babble can explain.

Twitter got like all “Hunger Games” last week with the little girl and the lung transplant.

BTW she did get a lung. But not because of Twitter.

95 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:13:21pm

re: #91 Kragar

Hey, it works in Game of Thrones. /

96 calochortus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:13:43pm

re: #88 Vicious Babushka

JUSTICE BY TWITTER LYNCH MOB

Just another outbreak of “What a self-selected sample of our viewers/readers think is incredibly important because YOU are a part of it. Tune in for the pointless incredibly important because of YOUR OPINION results” madness that seems to be everywhere.

97 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:14:29pm

re: #94 Vicious Babushka

The whole Snowden thing smacks of Running Man, not Hunger Games. Trying to get key data out about how corrupt the system is claimed to be and running away from the supposedly omnipotent NSA/CIA/FBI.

All that’s missing is Richard Dawson kissing off contestants.

98 stabby  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:14:56pm

re: #16 Decatur Deb

14 yr old in search of furry porn.

And wants it from Sharyl Attkisson? Now that’s kinky!

99 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:15:18pm

WIRED would have totally laughed his ass out of there and then said HEY how did you get that sweet $62/hr gig with such a shitty resume

100 stabby  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:15:25pm

re: #64 NJDhockeyfan

favorited!

101 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:16:54pm
102 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:18:13pm

re: #101 lawhawk

I was unaware that Cusack was a lawyer specializing in international and domestic espionage and intelligence laws.

103 The Ghost of a Flea  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:19:32pm

re: #97 lawhawk

The whole Snowden thing smacks of Running Man, not Hunger Games. Trying to get key data out about how corrupt the system is claimed to be and running away from the supposedly omnipotent NSA/CIA/FBI.

All that’s missing is Richard Dawson kissing off contestants.

Dude, I’m going to be mighty pissed if there’s a opera singer dude with electric powers, a Lite-Brite suit, and his own custom vehicle chasing Snowden, and we aren’t getting coverage of it.

104 HappyWarrior  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:19:56pm

re: #101 lawhawk

Right and that’s what annoys me about the people who think Snowden shouldn’t be charged. He committed a crime. Not trying him gives others precedent to leak a lot more info. They seem to think that Snowden should get special treatment because he revealed something they wanted to hear about. The law doesn’t work that way.

105 HappyWarrior  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:20:39pm

re: #102 Kragar

I was unaware that Cusack was a lawyer specializing in international and domestic espionage and intelligence laws.

He did take part in building a pretty awesome hot tub time machine. Unfortunately for him, that doesn’t make him someone who understands the law.

106 Decatur Deb  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:22:25pm

re: #98 stabby

And wants it from Sharyl Attkisson? Now that’s kinky!

Cosplay:

Image: 250px-AttkissonB52.jpg

107 Gus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:23:40pm

re: #101 lawhawk

108 piratedan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:25:54pm

re: #76 Kragar

word fail me…. a baseball bat wouldn’t, but words fail me

109 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:26:34pm

re: #107 Gus

Snookie Stackhouse, or that Jersey Shore (but really from NY drunkapalooza)

110 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:27:37pm

Top Nazi SS commander found living in Minnesota

According to records obtained by an AP Freedom of Information Act request, Michael Karkoc lied about his service in the SS-led Ukrainian Self Defense Legion and the SS Galician Division in order to gain entry into the United States after the war.

The AP reported that statements from men in his units indicated that Karkoc was at the scene of atrocities, including massacres and the burning of villages filled with women and children.

Efraim Zuroff, who works as the lead Nazi hunter at Simon Wiesenthal Center in Jerusalem, told AP that there may be enough evidence to have Karkoc deported and prosecuted.

“In America this is a relatively easy case: If he was the commander of a unit that carried out atrocities, that’s a no brainer,” Zuroff explained. “Even in Germany… if the guy was the commander of the unit, then even if they can’t show he personally pulled the trigger, he bears responsibility.”

111 Gus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:27:45pm
112 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:29:59pm

re: #104 HappyWarrior

A way to fix this so that malfeasance can get outed in a legal way? Extend whistleblower protections to the NSA and other security agencies in a way that they aren’t currently covered. This way, people who think that they’re above and beyond the law in thinking that they can unilaterally decide to release massive amounts of classified information have a proper channel for doing so - and one that if they don’t follow imposes even harsher penalties than at present.

Want to expose how the government is actually violating rights? There’s your means and methods - and you don’t get to drop naughty bits every couple of days as a teaser as the way Snowden has been doing - first with claims about PRISM and then on the US hacking into Chinese computers.

113 Lidane  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:30:00pm
114 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:30:01pm

re: #111 Gus

So the whole sack of shit thing is hereditary.

115 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:30:33pm

re: #113 Lidane

And pretty much every other nation on Earth.

116 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:31:16pm

re: #102 Kragar

Well, he did play a hitman who worked for the CIA and had a certain moral flexibility once. That, and he may have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

117 Bulworth  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:31:51pm

re: #111 Gus

Yeah, that’s who we’ve all been waiting for to write a book, Zimms dad.

//

118 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:32:05pm

re: #111 Gus

re: #114 Kragar

Apples … falling… from… tree…

119 calochortus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:32:17pm

re: #111 Gus

So, despite being a white guy, he hasn’t experienced much racism. Case closed, I guess?

Why would anyone pay to read this drivel?

120 Targetpractice  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:32:18pm

re: #113 Lidane

Wonder what Crazy Uncle Liberty would think of that.

121 The Ghost of a Flea  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:32:19pm

re: #115 Kragar

And pretty much every other nation on Earth.

Is there any country on Earth that has a law banning burning the flag of a different nation?

122 Charles Johnson  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:32:22pm

re: #111 Gus

Wow. Hard to imagine a stupider thing to do when your son is on trial for murder.

123 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:32:26pm

re: #117 Bulworth

I wonder what he thinks of Snowden?

124 Lidane  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:34:27pm
125 Bulworth  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:35:19pm

re: #121 The Ghost of a Flea

Amercia is Exceptional.

/

126 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:35:28pm

re: #88 Vicious Babushka

It’s all about the marketing. She’s selling her brand on Twitter.

127 EPR-radar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:36:08pm

re: #122 Charles Johnson

Wow. Hard to imagine a stupider thing to do when your son is on trial for murder.

And the on-going search for jurors in this case becomes more complicated.

128 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:36:38pm

re: #122 Charles Johnson

Wow. Hard to imagine a stupider thing to do when your son is on trial for murder.

Did he say this from the stand or did he wait till the jury was sequestered away to do this? Isn’t the jury supposed to be cut off from news reports?

129 Bulworth  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:36:39pm

re: #124 Lidane

This great Country will never reach its Greatness until it returns to the Book of Leviticus. By the letter.

/

130 Lidane  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:37:03pm

re: #111 Gus

131 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:37:07pm

re: #124 Lidane

Just like blended fabrics!

132 Bulworth  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:38:30pm

re: #130 Lidane

Oh, he actually said that.

Derp.

133 Lidane  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:38:35pm

re: #131 Kragar

Just like blended fabrics!

Now, I’m not an expert on Leviticus, but where the hell does it say that we can’t reform our immigration laws? WTF.

134 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:39:25pm

re: #122 Charles Johnson

From a tactical and strategic position, it was a real bad move. Potentially prejudicing the jury pool against his son and imbuing the case with even more shades of racism than it already had.

However, it is extremely unlikely that it would be introduced as evidence. Zimmerman himself didn’t say this. However, the prosecutors might attempt some kind of gambit to say that his actions don’t fall far from the tree and have the judge rule it inadmissible on objection. If the defense opens the door on the character evidence, this might get in that way. The defense is likely to be real careful about allowing the prosecution to go that route.

135 The Ghost of a Flea  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:39:35pm

re: #133 Lidane

Now, I’m not an expert on Leviticus, but where the hell does it say that we can’t reform our immigration laws? WTF.

You don’t have the secret decoder ring, I see.

136 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:39:54pm

re: #111 Gus

Isn’t this guy a judge?

137 piratedan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:40:02pm

re: #130 Lidane

I’m sure that Mr. Zimmerman is in the process of crafting a weekly newsletter for us all

138 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:40:43pm

re: #119 calochortus

So, despite being a white guy, he hasn’t experienced much racism. Case closed, I guess?

Why would anyone pay to read this drivel?

It’s a way to raise money. $3.99 for his book? Money from rubes.

139 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:40:51pm

King: During Last Election, Democrats ‘Knew What Internet Sites We Were Looking At’

When Beck asked King if he believed that lawmakers were having their personal lives monitored through PRISM and were being blackmailed by it, King responded that there was no doubt that such capabilities existed. In fact, King said, he recently had a private conversation with a Democratic strategist who told him that, during the last election, they knew which websites opposing candidates where visiting.

That caught Beck’s attention and he asked King to repeat it, which he did, saying “they knew what internet sites we were looking at” and that the revelation “was a pretty chilling thing to go into my ear.” King said he doesn’t know how they obtained such information but he assumes it was through something similar to PRISM:

Yeah, its not like conservative were link spamming everyone in the world on Facebook, Twitter, and via email with links to all the news they thought was important and how bad Obama was.

Wait one fucking minute…

140 Decatur Deb  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:41:00pm

re: #136 Joanne

Isn’t this guy a judge?

Retired PA Justice of the Peace, IIRC.

141 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:41:33pm

re: #131 Kragar

And haircuts that square off the head or trim beards:

Leviticus 19:27
“You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.”

Yeah, we kind of ignore those, but invent new stuff wholesale when it suits these folks to get their hateraid on.

142 piratedan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:42:20pm

re: #139 Kragar

ahhh yes, back to our old friend projection, how we’ve missed you these last 15 minutes

143 Gus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:42:27pm

re: #136 Joanne

Isn’t this guy a judge?

Yep. Retired.

144 calochortus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:43:30pm

re: #138 Joanne

It’s a way to raise money. $3.99 for his book? Money from rubes.

There are that many rubes out there?
I guess there are.

145 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:43:38pm

re: #133 Lidane

Now, I’m not an expert on Leviticus, but where the hell does it say that we can’t reform our immigration laws? WTF.

You have to hold the bible upside down, up to the light, and then read every third word on odd pages, and every sixth word on even pages. Then, compile all the words (making sure it is odd-even-even-odd-even-even-even-odd-even) and read it backwards while standing on a camel.

Easy peasy!

146 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:43:42pm

re: #141 lawhawk

And haircuts that square off the head or trim beards:

Yeah, we kind of ignore those, but invent new stuff wholesale when it suits these folks to get their hateraid on.

We no longer cast a goat into the desert to appease Azazel, so of course, our country is doomed.

147 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:44:08pm

re: #133 Lidane

Now, I’m not an expert on Leviticus, but where the hell does it say that we can’t reform our immigration laws? WTF.

Well, how about here:

Do not go over your vineyard a second time or pick up the grapes that have fallen. Leave them for the poor and the foreigner. I am the Lord your God.

Oh, um, ok, how about here:

When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them.

Er… well… maybe here:

The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.

um… maybe we should try another book?

148 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:44:32pm

re: #145 Joanne

You have to hold the bible upside down, up to the light, and then read every third word on odd pages, and every sixth word on even pages. Then, compile all the words (making sure it is odd-even-even-odd-even-even-even-odd-even) and read it backwards while standing on a camel.

Easy peasy!

Its all covered in the Bible Code!
/

149 Mattand  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:45:01pm

re: #122 Charles Johnson

Wow. Hard to imagine a stupider thing to do when your son is on trial for murder.

I hate to say it, but Zimmerman’s going to get away with it.

Zimmerman killed a black kid. In the American South. His dad could be dressed as a Klansman handing out copies of The Turner Diaries, for all that matters.

150 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:45:24pm

re: #122 Charles Johnson

Wow. Hard to imagine a stupider thing to do when your son is on trial for murder.

The objective is to pollute the jury pool so it’s impossible to get a ‘fair trial’…the only other option being to drop the case and let his son go.

I don’t think it’s a good strategy, myself. Just shows that his son learned to be a prejudiced prick from his daddy.

151 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:46:24pm

re: #131 Kragar

11 things the Bible forbids, but most people do anyways.

Digging on swine. Playing football (with pigskin). Tattoos. Pulling out (during intercourse). Consuming shellfish. Saying the Lord’s name in vain also comes to mind.

Not necessarily in that order.

152 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:46:53pm

re: #151 lawhawk

IOW, sin can be defined in one word:

Bacon.

153 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:47:09pm

re: #144 calochortus

There are that many rubes out there?
I guess there are.

Zimmerman (the junior, not the senior) raised literally hundreds of thousands of dollars with a quickly thrown up website. I bet it is still there. Why yes, it is (looks better now than it did when it first went up with its American flag background).

154 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:47:42pm

re: #130 Lidane

WTF? Eric Holder doesn’t get involved in local murder trials.

155 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:48:12pm

re: #148 Kragar

Its all covered in the Bible Code!
/

Is that Dan Brown’s next book??

156 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:48:24pm

According to a paper published in Nature that my wife just sent me:

The development of chicken penises is cut short by signals that prompt cell death, a finding that could help to explain why 97% of bird species have little or no phallus despite reproducing by internal fertilization.

This, apparently, has helped her make a breakthrough in cancer research.

Chicken penises.

157 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:48:33pm
158 EPR-radar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:49:06pm

re: #149 Mattand

I hate to say it, but Zimmerman’s going to get away with it.

Zimmerman killed a black kid. In the American South. His dad could be dressed as a Klansman handing out copies of The Turner Diaries, for all that matters.

This is altogether too likely. Stand your ground cases are like canaries in coal mines with respect to US racism.

159 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:49:24pm

Main, Weiner is really trying to get back into the game. Now he’s living on $1.50 a food a day to protest food stamp cuts.

160 Lidane  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:49:38pm

re: #154 darthstar

WTF? Eric Holder doesn’t get involved in local murder trials.

True. But something something herp derp durr and Holder let the Boston bombings happen. Or something

161 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:49:57pm

re: #156 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

According to a paper published in Nature that my wife just sent me:

This, apparently, has helped her make a breakthrough in cancer research.

Chicken penises.

“Somebody has to fuck those chickens.” —Bryan Fischer

162 SidewaysQuark  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:50:22pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

Instapundit:


21ST CENTURY WATERGATE?

Again? This has to be at least the 50th new 21st Century Watergate.

163 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:50:33pm

re: #160 Lidane

True. But something something herp derp durr and Holder let the Boston bombings happen. Or something

Is there a place where I can mock Zimmerman’s father directly? Greenwald is getting boring.

164 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:51:41pm
165 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:52:21pm

re: #156 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

Which just means that the GOP will look to chop basic research involving chicken genital size (as Coburn as been wont to do in the past) - ignoring that basic research can lead to breakthroughs in applied science.

With as many folks as I know dealing with cancer, any breakthroughs are truly welcome and hope that they lead to new treatments and cures.

166 EPR-radar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:52:55pm

re: #162 SidewaysQuark

Again? This has to be at least the 50th new 21st Century Watergate.

Every day Obama is in office is worse than Watergate

So that would be some 1600 Watergates and counting, then…

167 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:53:29pm

re: #166 EPR-radar

So that would be some 1600 Watergates and counting, then…

I guarantee some wingnut has said just that.

168 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:54:32pm

re: #166 EPR-radar

And the President lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. 1600 Watergates? Coincidence? I think not. /just asking the questions here.

169 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:54:58pm

re: #156 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

According to a paper published in Nature that my wife just sent me:

This, apparently, has helped her make a breakthrough in cancer research.

Chicken penises.

I knew the little peckers were good for something.

170 Lidane  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:55:03pm

Hey Reince! How’s that rebranding workin’ out for ya?

171 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:55:24pm

re: #166 EPR-radar

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.

Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Dr. Swanson: Wow, that’s messed up.

172 calochortus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:56:17pm

re: #153 Joanne

Zimmerman (the junior, not the senior) raised literally hundreds of thousands of dollars with a quickly thrown up website. I bet it is still there. Why yes, it is (looks better now than it did when it first went up with its American flag background).

I think he spent the money paying off loans and whatnot. I’d have thought his supporters would realize what was happening by now.

173 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:56:26pm

re: #170 Lidane

Steve King (R-Shitface)

174 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:56:52pm
175 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:57:10pm

re: #172 calochortus

I think he spent the money paying off loans and whatnot. I’d have thought his supporters would realize what was happening by now.

Self awareness is not amongst their virtues.

176 freetoken  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:57:36pm

re: #174 darthstar

Clearly those runs were stolen, by ACORN.

177 piratedan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:57:50pm

re: #170 Lidane

well if they were Conservative Immigrants,. why then they’d be Robin Hood’s? Taking from the middle class to give to themselves…..

178 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:57:57pm

re: #170 Lidane

Hey Reince! How’s that rebranding workin’ out for ya?

ReiNCe PReiBuSsays it all.

179 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:58:10pm

re: #174 darthstar

Youtube Video

180 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:58:26pm

re: #169 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

I knew the little peckers were good for something.

Reminds me of the joke about the guy with a 2” penis…takes a woman home with him and when he undresses, she says, “Who do you expect to please with that little thing?!”

He looks at her, smiles, and says, “Me.”

181 calochortus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:58:32pm

re: #175 Kragar

Self awareness is not amongst their virtues.

So true. Meanwhile the exciting world of housewifery calls. BBL

182 Gus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:59:09pm
183 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:59:22pm

re: #172 calochortus

I think he spent the money paying off loans and whatnot. I’d have thought his supporters would realize what was happening by now.

Well, since he was tossed back into jail pending trial for…what was it, having a ton of cash and a 2nd passport or some such…I am sure much is going towards O’Mara who’s such a great lawyer he has to go on tv and poison the jury pool.

184 Gus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:59:27pm
185 Occam's Guillotine  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:59:28pm

re: #151 lawhawk

11 things the Bible forbids, but most people do anyways.

Digging on swine. Playing football (with pigskin). Tattoos. Pulling out (during intercourse). Consuming shellfish. Saying the Lord’s name in vain also comes to mind.

Not necessarily in that order.

The fundies here in Texas love shellfish, especially shrimp, which they insist is pronounced SuRIMP. They also think steak and lobster is some kind of haute cuisine, apparently just because it combines two foods they think of expensive luxuries. Steak and lobster has its own entry in the Encyclopedia of Bad Taste, where it is vilified as “gastronomically illiterate.” Another fundy favorite, Jello, has a two page entry. I part ways with the authors on that one, since I rather like Jello myself. My favorite guilty pleasure recipe appears in the Encyclopedia, “unrisen twinkies.” This is made from slightly aged Twinkies, lime jello, canned pineapple, and that whipped frozen soy bean stuff you put on Jello in lieu of actual whipped cream. This concoction has enough calories to jump start a nuclear submarine but no other food value at all.

186 otoc  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:59:35pm

re: #81 Kragar

When you gaze too long into the derp, the derp stares back.

lol, all kidding aside, I’m now fascinated by how they act with no association in regards to reality and the constant theme augmented by hostility to anyone offering a contrary viewpoint.

The closest I find is PPD.

Paranoid Personality Disorder (PPD)
Paranoid personality disorder is a serious mental health condition in which the sufferer has a chronic mistrust of friends, strangers and authority figures.

PPD sufferers often have a heightened sensitivity to the actions and words of others, and often combine confirmation bias with dissociation to form a world view which confirms their belief that they are in imminent danger.

Because of their world view, people who suffer from PPD have a tendency to isolate themselves and may become hostile to people who threaten this isolation, such as family members, partners and friends.

187 Dr. Matt  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 12:59:46pm

If we couldn’t find another reason to disregard Fox Democrat [sic] Kirsten Powers, well we now have another:

188 Slap  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:00:07pm
The development of chicken Bryan Fischer penises is cut short by signals that prompt cell death, a finding that could help to explain why 97% of bird species Fischer acolytes have little or no phallus despite reproducing by internal fertilization.

This looks SO much better now.

189 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:00:14pm
190 piratedan  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:00:17pm

re: #174 darthstar

hah, my quip from yesterday was better /// well maybe not….

191 Lidane  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:01:27pm
192 Charles Johnson  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:01:43pm

How many times is Glenn Reynolds going to play the Watergate card?

pjmedia.com

193 Gus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:03:31pm
194 otoc  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:03:45pm

re: #192 Charles Johnson

How many times is Glenn Reynolds going to play the Watergate card?

pjmedia.com

Only 3 pages? I thought there would be more.

195 EPR-radar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:03:46pm

re: #186 otoc

What happens when one of the major parties in a two party system becomes clinically insane? We’re likely to find out.

196 Dr. Matt  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:04:15pm

BTW, anyone else seeing the “Snowden isn’t endangering anyone’s life” meme? Is this really the new standard if someone is a traitor and criminal? I keep seeing this over and over. It’s f’ing asinine.

197 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:05:23pm

Megan And David Ellison Will Each Pay 33% Of ‘Terminator’ Costs; Paramount Paying The Rest To Bring Arnold Back

Seriously? Sorry, but I won’t waste my money on this.

The original movie was great, the sequel not bad, but now? The movies are just tired. At least the Sarah Connor Chronicles had the right idea where the machines would have a variety of different looking Terminators so they could blend in, not an army of identical looking guys.

Seriously guys, move on.

198 otoc  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:05:30pm

re: #195 EPR-radar

What happens when one of the major parties in a two party system becomes clinically insane? We’re likely to find out.

It’s like a self fulfilling prophesy with a cause very different from what they see. It’s not Obama I fear obviously.

199 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:05:38pm

re: #192 Charles Johnson

How many times is Glenn Reynolds going to play the Watergate card?

pjmedia.com

Until it sticks.

200 Kragar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:06:36pm

re: #196 Dr. Matt

BTW, anyone else seeing “Snowden isn’t endangering anyone’s life” meme? Is this really the new standard if someone is a traitor and criminal? I keep seeing this over and over. It’s f’ing asinine.

Well, except if the program gets cut and a terrorist plot we could have got reaches completion.

201 SidewaysQuark  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:08:42pm

re: #166 EPR-radar

So that would be some 1600 Watergates and counting, then…

Yes, and it truly seems this sensationalistic urge to call every conceived mishap by government, major or minor, as “XXXXX-gate” is truly backfiring. At most, they seem to be cryptic missteps in the middle-tiers of a bloated bureaucracy in place for decades, that, at worst, maybe Obama should have known a tad more about than he did, and, more likely, were business the President really doesn’t (and shouldn’t) have time to be micromanaging. (Wasn’t that the biggest criticism of Jimmy Carter?)

Quite honestly, I think even the most avid news buffs are getting bored with the latest “scandal to break all scandals” that turns out to be, at worst, questionable bureaucracy as usual.

202 Charles Johnson  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:08:47pm

re: #194 otoc

Only 3 pages? I thought there would be more.

Yeah, but notice that he’s applied it to pretty much every right wing freakout issue. They’re all like Watergate.

203 Dr. Matt  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:10:20pm

re: #200 Kragar

Well, except if the program gets cut and a terrorist plot we could have got reaches completion.

More importantly and critical, there is no evidence that he hasn’t put someone’s life at risk already.

204 lawhawk  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:13:56pm

re: #202 Charles Johnson

There were singular scandals that changed the course of history. Watergate was one. Iran Contra was another. Those were the two most serious scandals in the past 40 years. I’m not talking about policy disputes here. I’m talking actual criminal actions (and not perjury traps either).

Trying to turn every scandal into the next Watergate undermines the importance of what Watergate (or Iran Contra) was all about.

If you turn every scandal or kerfuffle or policy disagreement into claims of Watergate, then none are. It shows that your understanding of history is faulty.

There’s no shades of Watergate here. It’s not even in the same ballpark. Or universe for that matter.

Wishing that they are isn’t the same as having a factual basis either. Instapundit may wish that Benghazi rises to the level of Watergate, but the public and media have basically seen it for what it is - a tragic event but not one in which the WH or the President was guilty of a crime by action/inaction.

205 EPR-radar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:14:32pm

re: #191 Lidane

The IMF is predicting good growth of the US economy in 2014 and 2015.

The GOP probably figures that such growth would damage their prospects in 2016, so the mission of the GOP in Congress is likely to be to derail the economy and try to blame it on the Democrats.

Fake concern about the deficit is the cover story for this sabotage.

206 FemNaziBitch  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:16:10pm

Hey all!

I love this:

Youtube Video

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207 otoc  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:17:56pm

re: #202 Charles Johnson

Yeah, but notice that he’s applied it to pretty much every right wing freakout issue. They’re all like Watergate.

Yeah. All. Absolutely all are Watergate. Check this list out. Again, PPD. Even if you take out the pandering for exposure and clicks to a specific audience, which that is

PPD Characteristics & Traits

Acting In - Acting In behavior refers to a subset of personality disorder traits that are more self-destructive than outwardly-destructive.

Alienation - The act of cutting off or interfering with an individual’s relationships with others.

“Always” and “Never” Statements - “Always” and “Never” Statements are declarations containing the words “always” or “never”. They are commonly used but rarely true.

Anger - People who suffer from personality disorders often feel a sense of unresolved anger and a heightened or exaggerated perception that they have been wronged, invalidated, neglected or abused.

Avoidance - The practice of withdrawing from relationships with other people as a defensive measure to reduce the risk of rejection, accountability, criticism or exposure.

Blaming - The practice of identifying a person or people responsible for creating a problem, rather than identifying ways of dealing with the problem.

Catastrophizing - The habit of automatically assuming a “worst case scenario” and inappropriately characterizing minor or moderate problems or issues as catastrophic events.

Chaos Manufacture - Unnecessarily creating or maintaining an environment of risk, destruction, confusion or mess.

Circular Conversations - Arguments which go on almost endlessly, repeating the same patterns with no resolution.

Cognitive Dissonance - A psychological term for the discomfort that most people feel when they encounter information which contradicts their existing set of beliefs or values. People who suffer from personality disorders often experience cognitive dissonance when they are confronted with evidence that their actions have hurt others or have contradicted their stated morals.

Confirmation Bias - The tendency to pay more attention to things which reinforce your beliefs than to things which contradict them.

Denial - Believing or imagining that some painful or traumatic circumstance, event or memory does not exist or did not happen.

Dependency - An inappropriate and chronic reliance by an adult individual on another individual for their health, subsistence, decision making or personal and emotional well-being.

Depression - When you feel sadder than you think you should, for longer than you think you should - but still can’t seem to break out of it - that’s depression. People who suffer from personality disorders are often also diagnosed with depression resulting from mistreatment at the hands of others, low self-worth and the results of their own poor choices.

Dissociation- Dissociation is a psychological term used to describe a mental departure from reality.

Engulfment - An unhealthy and overwhelming level of attention and dependency on another person, which comes from imagining or believing one exists only within the context of that relationship.

Escape To Fantasy - Taking an imaginary excursion to a happier, more hopeful place.

False Accusations - Patterns of unwarranted or exaggerated criticism directed towards someone else.

more

208 FemNaziBitch  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:18:17pm

re: #202 Charles Johnson

Yeah, but notice that he’s applied it to pretty much every right wing freakout issue. They’re all like Watergate.

I think it’s all an effort to keep the “scandals” in the public mind until 2016. This isn’t an easy feat. Public memory is short. So they have to repeat, rince and repeat in hopes it will work for them in the next election.

I think it’s going to backfire and people get bored and start thinking the Whackos are just “crying wolf.”

I mean, EVERYTHING, can’t be true—no? Occam’s Razor and all.

209 FemNaziBitch  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:19:06pm

re: #195 EPR-radar

What happens when one of the major parties in a two party system becomes clinically insane? We’re likely to find out.

Hopefully, another party emerges.

210 Gus  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:19:17pm
211 wrenchwench  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:19:38pm

re: #204 lawhawk

It shows that your understanding of history is faulty.

There’s no way one can understand history if one insists on filtering all facts though an ideological screen.

212 Decatur Deb  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:19:41pm

re: #159 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

Main, Weiner is really trying to get back into the game. Now he’s living on $1.50 a food a day to protest food stamp cuts.

Can you get a 2-cent plain for $1.50?

213 darthstar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:19:46pm
214 FemNaziBitch  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:19:57pm

re: #207 otoc

PPD - Postpartum Depression?

215 wrenchwench  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:20:10pm

re: #206 FemNaziBitch

Hey all!

I love this:

[Embedded content]

you?

That’s the first performance. He nails it even better the second time.

216 Dr. Matt  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:21:30pm

re: #206 FemNaziBitch

Hey all!
I love this:
you?

Did you read about the racist outrage from his performance?

217 otoc  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:21:45pm

re: #214 FemNaziBitch

PPD - Postpartum Depression?

haha, I lived with that and think I’d prefer it to what I’m seeing in the crazed right these days.

218 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:22:54pm

re: #209 FemNaziBitch

Hopefully, another party emerges.

Can we ask the heavens for just one thing, please? Sanity in whatever party emerges. Please.

219 Joanne  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:24:26pm

re: #210 Gus

Well lookie here. Things just keep getting better and better, doesn’t it.

220 Decatur Deb  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:25:13pm

re: #213 darthstar

Just a little easier to Turn Texas Blue.

facebook.com

221 FemNaziBitch  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:27:48pm

re: #216 Dr. Matt

Did you read about the racist outrage from his performance?

Yeah, I ignored it.

222 EPR-radar  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:28:25pm

re: #218 Joanne

Can we ask the heavens for just one thing, please? Sanity in whatever party emerges. Please.

Right now, we have a 3-party peg jammed into a 2-party hole. As I see it, we have center-left, center-right, and barking mad as the three real parties in the US.

Sanity will be difficult to come by as long as the barking mad can credibly plan on taking control of one of the two parties.

223 simoom  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 1:51:56pm

Actually, Attkisson should have been reprimanded or fired for this. She went on a RW radio show and with zero evidence accused the DoJ of having hacked her home & work PCs, in order to persecute her for being too tough on the Administration in her reporting. She then cutely pretended to not actually be saying what she just implied. CBS was forced to investigate when her suggestions got media attention, when Attkisson reiterated her half-claims to Politico. Now that their investigation is completed and they still have no evidence to support her, her conspiratorial persecution complex would seem to make her too biased for the role she plays at CBS (reporting/laundering Issa’s latest leaked excerpts & cherry-picked documents).

224 Eventual Carrion  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 4:29:53pm

re: #141 lawhawk

And haircuts that square off the head or trim beards:

Yeah, we kind of ignore those, but invent new stuff wholesale when it suits these folks to get their hateraid on.

Leviticus 19:33-34
New International Version (NIV)
33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.

225 JABaker  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 5:51:16pm

re: #31 GeneJockey

The only person I ever met personally who confessed to purveying phone sex was a speaker who was a man undergoing a sex change operation. SHMG

226 abolitionist  Fri, Jun 14, 2013 6:45:11pm

re: #224 Eventual Carrion

Leviticus 19:33-34
New International Version (NIV)
33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.

That’s sound policy favoring peace, trade and cultural exchange, near and far, however heavy-handed the enforcement may have been.

Too bad about the US citizen vs foreigner crap at the center of the NSA spying scandal. We’ve got ours —the Constitution and our fantasy that it actually matters to our government and agencies of commerce —too bad about the rest of you.


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