According to Glenn Beck, Obamacare is a sinister plot by Satan, Muslims, Communists, the Weather Underground, pro-abortion Satanists and Shiite Hawaiians, to spread chaos in America. Because evil, that’s why.
(Via Right Wing Watch.)
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erik_t Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:35:53am |
I’d love to find some Tajiks to explain to me how Muslims and Communists are always super buddy-buddy friendly and cooperative.
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PhillyPretzel Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:36:29am |
Weather Underground? He is a little behind the times, isn’t he. wunderground.com
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Vicious Babushka Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:36:56am |
re: #1 erik_t
I’d love to find some Tajiks to explain to me how Muslims and Communists are always super buddy-buddy friendly and cooperative.
And the Uighurs!
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Big Steve Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:37:10am |
So the way to bring down America is to ensure that all American’s get good health care……those terrorist bastards!
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Vicious Babushka Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:37:32am |
Please proceed.
“There's going to come a time when you will have to say, if this is what the GOP stands for I want nothing to do with them.” #GBunplugged SJ— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) July 5, 2013
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engineer cat Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:40:12am |
satanic
communist
muslim
Major Political Party Seeks Fresh New Memes Expressing Badness
will accept imaginary, ahistoric, and implausible assertions
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jaunte Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:41:47am |
“We are fighting Evil.”
Health care for everyone, a denial of God’s laissez-faire plan.
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b.d. Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:43:07am |
The War against Evil.
I’m Glenn is around to tell us who is evil and who is not. At this point I bet even Alex Jones rolls his eyes at that guy.
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HappyWarrior Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:47:31am |
He keeps on asking why people think he’s like Alex Jones. Glenn, I’ll give you the advice that Michael Bluth gave his brother in law, carry a tape recorder around and listen to yourself speak.
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wrenchwench Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:54:28am |
According to Glenn Beck, Obamacare is a sinister plot by Satan, Muslims, Communists, the Weather Underground, pro-abortion Satanists and Shiite Hawaiians, to spread chaos in America
I can’t wait to sign up!
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Zamb Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:55:01am |
What is with these guys and needing to use so many adjectives. I watched that documentary on the Texas school board stuff a while back, and they all seemed to think it was super important that people who disagree with them be described as “Secular Humanists.” Newt Gingrich was constantly insisting on specific words to describe liberals, and I have a friend who cannot type a sentence without adding in something like “Marxist Socialist” or “Communist Atheist.” I swear it’s like they think it makes them seem smart or can be used as a substitute for an actual argument.
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Vicious Babushka Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:56:14am |
re: #11 Zamb
What is with these guys and needing to use so many adjectives. I watched that documentary on the Texas school board stuff a while back, and they all seemed to think it was super important that people who disagree with them be described as “Secular Humanists.” Newt Gingrich was constantly insisting on specific words to describe liberals, and I have a friend who cannot type a sentence without adding in something like “Marxist Socialist” or “Communist Atheist.” I swear it’s like they think it makes them seem smart or can be used as a substitute for an actual argument.
They also don’t seem to realize that some of these adjectives cancel each other out, like “Muslim Atheist”
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erik_t Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:56:31am |
re: #9 HappyWarrior
He keeps on asking why people think he’s like Alex Jones. Glenn, I’ll give you the advice that Michael Bluth gave his brother in law, carry a tape recorder around and listen to yourself speak.
Something you will never hear Glenn say: “I just clue myself”
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Ace-o-aces Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:57:03am |
Hey, he forgot to add “lizard people” and “reverse-vampires”!
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Zamb Fri, Jul 5, 2013 10:59:54am |
re: #12 Vicious Babushka
Yea the one I see a lot is “Secular Islamist”
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GunstarGreen Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:00:53am |
re: #11 Zamb
What is with these guys and needing to use so many adjectives. I watched that documentary on the Texas school board stuff a while back, and they all seemed to think it was super important that people who disagree with them be described as “Secular Humanists.” Newt Gingrich was constantly insisting on specific words to describe liberals, and I have a friend who cannot type a sentence without adding in something like “Marxist Socialist” or “Communist Atheist.” I swear it’s like they think it makes them seem smart or can be used as a substitute for an actual argument.
Shotgun buzzword roulette.
RWNJs have consistently demonstrated that they function on a gradeschool level (see reference: right-wing ‘humor’ and constant name-punning), and the way to get across that you think something is bad at a gradeschool level is to just start spamming adjectives that you associate with ‘bad’ to ‘pile on the badness’, so to speak.
“Communist Atheist” is the right-wing adult analog of “gross nasty”.
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wrenchwench Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:01:04am |
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kerFuFFler Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:01:45am |
re: #2 PhillyPretzel
Weather Underground? He is a little behind the times, isn’t he. wunderground.com
A few years back I played music at a wedding——-and the groom was a former “Weatherman” who had done time for his activities promoting his radical leftist agenda. Funny thing is, now he is a raving, rightwing nutjob. Some people just have to be extreme. (His bride is a liberal democrat, so I have hopes she will help him turn the corner.)
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Vicious Babushka Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:02:29am |
MOAR DERP FAIL from Missouri’s very own MLK:
Missouri's King George III vetoes will of the people on gun bill: http://t.co/Mc5vYX7fYS— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) July 5, 2013
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Vicious Babushka Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:03:29am |
re: #19 kerFuFFler
A few years back I played music at a wedding——-and the groom was a former “Weatherman” who had done time for his activities promoting his radical leftist agenda. Funny thing is, now he is a raving, rightwing nutjob. Some people just have to be extreme. (His bride is a liberal democrat, so I have hopes she will help him turn the corner.)
Jailhouse convert?
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GunstarGreen Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:03:42am |
re: #20 Vicious Babushka
MOAR DERP FAIL from Missouri’s very own MLK:
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I know it makes me a bad person, but I kind of wish that I could put shock collars on all right-wing pundits that would hit them with a jolt every time they uttered the phrase ‘will of the people’.
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Vicious Babushka Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:04:18am |
re: #23 GunstarGreen
I know it makes me a bad person, but I kind of wish that I could put shock collars on all right-wing pundits that would hit them with a jolt every time they uttered the phrase ‘will of the people’.
Like the V-Chip that they put in Cartman?
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jaunte Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:04:41am |
re: #20 Vicious Babushka
Didn’t we settle the nullification question a while back?
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Vicious Babushka Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:05:16am |
I would activate the V-Chip every time a wingnut compared him-or-herself to a slave, or a Holocaust victim.
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Vicious Babushka Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:06:24am |
re: #26 jaunte
Didn’t we settle the nullification question a while back?
BUT THE SOUTH WILL TOTALLY WIN IF THEY GET A DO-OVER!
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erik_t Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:08:22am |
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Feline Fearless Leader Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:10:03am |
re: #11 Zamb
What is with these guys and needing to use so many adjectives. I watched that documentary on the Texas school board stuff a while back, and they all seemed to think it was super important that people who disagree with them be described as “Secular Humanists.” Newt Gingrich was constantly insisting on specific words to describe liberals, and I have a friend who cannot type a sentence without adding in something like “Marxist Socialist” or “Communist Atheist.” I swear it’s like they think it makes them seem smart or can be used as a substitute for an actual argument.
Calling someone a “secular humanist” means something in the fundamentalist circles. Pretty much the definition of the implacable foe who is opposed to all you see as holy and good. Especially since it centers around a belief that man can be good and ethical without the threat of the big sky-daddy punishing you.
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BongCrodny Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:10:29am |
This must be where the split between the People’s Front of Judea and
the Judean People’s Front begins.
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Vicious Babushka Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:20:24am |
#OpFreeSnowden for some hilarious Derp
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Zamb Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:20:47am |
re: #31 Feline Fearless Leader
Yea it seems to me that it helps them identify people like myself as part of some giant organized opposition that have a set belief system similar to something set up in the religious texts they adhere too. When in fact we are just a bunch of individuals who happen to disagree with them.
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Charles Johnson Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:27:38am |
re: #34 Vicious Babushka
#OpFreeSnowden for some hilarious Derp
Why are they all tweeting:
“They’ve said they’re going to kill Snowden.”
I Googled the phrase but didn’t find the source of this quote they’re all posting.
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Backwoods_Sleuth Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:31:14am |
re: #36 Charles Johnson
Why are they all tweeting:
I Googled the phrase but didn’t find the source of this quote they’re all posting.
It’s probably this:
Snowden Emerges with Bizarre New Remarks, Implies that He Might Be Assassinated
It’s been repeated at all the usual wingnut sites.
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Patricia Kayden Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:34:59am |
re: #5 Vicious Babushka
That time came long ago for me.
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Patricia Kayden Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:36:18am |
re: #14 Ace-o-aces
Hey, he forgot to add “lizard people” and “reverse-vampires”!
Or “shape shifter”.
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Feline Fearless Leader Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:36:39am |
re: #35 Zamb
Yea it seems to me that it helps them identify people like myself as part of some giant organized opposition that have a set belief system similar to something set up in the religious texts they adhere too. When in fact we are just a bunch of individuals who happen to disagree with them.
And you think you’re so clever in disguising yourself by not wearing your “Hail Satan” T-shirt.
/// ;)
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Tigger2 Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:37:44am |
That’s funny I thought Obamacare was just Healthcare I must be getting to old to pick up on those sinister plots now of days I’m sure glad Beck is around to keep me informed./
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Eclectic Cyborg Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:37:59am |
Meanwhile, the newest outrageous outrage has the wingnuts attacking Samuel Adams for having the audacity to leave God out of a commericial:
Boston Beer Company (SAM) released a Fourth of July-themed commercial touting Sam Adams beer by quoting the Declaration of Independence, which was signed by none other than the brand’s namesake Sam Adams. But because of an omission, the ad has misfired with many viewers, MediaBistro notes.
During the ad, an actor quotes from the Declaration noting of men that “they are endowed with certain unalienable rights.” Alert viewers quickly noticed that the commercial had altered the passage, which actually reads “they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights.”
Irate viewers filled the comment section of the ad’s posting on Google’s (GOOG) YouTube with complaints about the omitted reference to God, accusing Sam Adams of “historical revisionism” and deliberately misquoting the Declaration. Some threatened to boycott the beer.
Not all commenters were offended, with one calling the whole debate “childish.”
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Mattand Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:40:01am |
re: #42 Eclectic Cyborg
Meanwhile, the newest outrageous outrage has the wingnuts attacking Samuel Adams for having the audacity to leave God out of a commericial:
I bought a 12 pack of SA Summer Ale yesterday. Knowing that it makes wingnuts angry makes the beer taste that much sweeter.
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piratedan Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:40:06am |
re: #23 GunstarGreen
I know it makes me a bad person, but I kind of wish that I could put shock collars on all right-wing pundits that would hit them with a jolt every time they uttered the phrase ‘will of the people’.
it’s pretty simple… it’s “will of the people” on legislation that they favor and “mob rule” on stuff that they dislike… although the translation breaks down when you get to other legislation from concepts and ideas that R’s used to favor in the 80’s and 90’s into a rough approximation of their policy positions of today which mostly are comprised of …”ooga booga”.
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Mattand Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:46:08am |
Back to the main topic, sorta: part of me kind of wants to see Beck’s “Man in the Moon” fever dream jamboree. I’m utterly fascinated by the premise: the Man in the Moon has been watching over the USA, lo, these last 237 years. And he’s upset with what he’s seen.
IMO, the premise is so utterly batshit and non-sensical it borders on a Monty Python skit. I mean, who gives a fuck what the Man in the Moon thinks? What’s he gonna do, magically prevent the tides from going in and out?* Withhold our nation’s strategic green cheese supply? Close his airspace to the Cow from Mother Goose?
I’m calling it now: the Man in the Moon will be a “surprise” allegory for God.
*Fill in your Bill O’Reilly joke here.
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dragonath Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:54:53am |
That’s right, because there has never been a coup in Africa, like, ever.
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Feline Fearless Leader Fri, Jul 5, 2013 11:58:16am |
re: #45 Mattand
Back to the main topic, sorta: part of me kind of wants to see Beck’s “Man in the Moon” fever dream jamboree. I’m utterly fascinated by the premise: the Man in the Moon has been watching over the USA, lo, these last 237 years. And he’s upset with what he’s seen.
IMO, the premise is so utterly batshit and non-sensical it borders on a Monty Python skit. I mean, who gives a fuck what the Man in the Moon thinks? What’s he gonna do, magically prevent the tides from going in and out?* Withhold our nation’s strategic green cheese supply? Close his airspace to the Cow from Mother Goose?
I’m calling it now: the Man in the Moon will be a “surprise” allegory for God.
*Fill in your Bill O’Reilly joke here.
I’d be more amused if it turns out to be Beck in a white jumpsuit doing Andy Kaufman impressions. Come to think of it, maybe Beck is simply continuing Kaufman’s legacy and his schtick is a giant (but consistent) non-traditional comedy routine.
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Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:11:32pm |
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jaunte Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:13:38pm |
Texas Lawmaker: Sex Ed Gets Teens ‘Hot and Bothered,’ Leads to Pregnancy
“A reporter from the Houston Chronicle/San Antonio Express-News Capitol bureau caught a Texas legislator arguing Tuesday night that sex education gets previously chaste teens so “hot and bothered” that they can’t even use contraception correctly after rushing out the door to do some unauthorized field testing.
Check out the audio clip of the conversation among state Rep. Steve Toth, R-The Woodlands, state Rep. Bill Zedler, R-Arlington, and state Rep. Donna Howard, D-Austin.”
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Targetpractice Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:16:57pm |
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Zamb Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:18:57pm |
re: #50 Targetpractice
That’s why immigrants are so fertile free sex ed in Mexico.
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