Donald Trump Tries to Deny "Schlong" Means What Everyone Knows It Means

Donald Trump Tries to Deny “Schlong” Means What Everyone Knows It Means

Such a blatant liar

PoliticsDecember 2015 • Views: 56,023

One of the essential facts about Donald Trump is that he’s basically a coward. He runs his mouth off and insults everyone who crosses him, but when people react with revulsion to his crude utterances he backs down and tries to deny he said what everyone heard him say.

He did this with Megyn Kelly, when people were disgusted by his comment that “she had blood coming out of her… wherever,” and tried to claim he was talking about her nose. Right. Go ahead, pull my other leg.

And now tonight, he’s trying to deny that when he said Hillary Clinton got “schlonged” by Barack Obama in 2008 he was using a very common slang term (originally from Yiddish) referring to a penis.

Once again, #MSM is dishonest. “Schlonged” is not vulgar. When I said Hillary got “schlonged” that meant beaten badly.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015

It’s even in the Merriam-Webster dictionary, with just one definition.

Even the right wing audience at Breitbart “News” had absolutely no doubt he was using it as a crude synonym for “getting screwed.” In fact, they loved it. But now watch them do an abrupt about-face and start agreeing with Trump that it means “beating up.”

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268 comments

The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 5:29:22pm

Shlong is not a verb.

bratwurst Dec 22, 2015 • 5:30:40pm

Easy to see in that picture where he places the goggles when visiting the tanning booth.

Skip Intro Dec 22, 2015 • 5:30:49pm

“I don’t know what you mean by ‘glory,’ ” Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. “Of course you don’t—till I tell you. I meant ‘there’s a nice knock-down argument for you!’ ”
“But ‘glory’ doesn’t mean ‘a nice knock-down argument’,” Alice objected.
“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.” - Lewis Carroll

The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 5:31:55pm

Baby Snidely Whiplash is using this “shlong” brouhaha as a springboard for some very creepy stalker shit directed at a completely unrelated person==>

Click to Reveal

If You Care About Trump’s ‘Schlonged’ Comment, You’re a Dumb Schmuck - Breitbart https://t.co/dvdltrA0O8 pic.twitter.com/Ql3ZBTuudc

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) December 23, 2015

jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 5:32:20pm

Eager to see the end of the trail for this slug.

gocart mozart Dec 22, 2015 • 5:33:11pm

What I think is responsible for those rare occurrences is the confusion between shlong and shlogn (from German schlagen - to beat)

Shlagen the shlong.

Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 5:33:43pm

Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Derp, derp.

Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 5:34:25pm

re: #4 The Vicious Babushka

Wow. This guy is getting creepier and creepier.

Barefoot Grin Dec 22, 2015 • 5:36:38pm

re: #6 gocart mozart

What I think is responsible for those rare occurrences is the confusion between shlong and shlogn (from German schlagen - to beat)

Shlagen the shlong.

Shlagen on the brat. The Ramones’ wurst.

Timothy Watson Dec 22, 2015 • 5:37:30pm

re: #5 jaunte

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Eager to see the end of the trail for this slug.

Automatic upding for Dominar Rygel XVI.

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 5:38:36pm

Trump is a real schlong.

Why are you frowning? No, it’s not vulgar. Schlong means snake. That’s all that I meant, honest.//

KingKenrod Dec 22, 2015 • 5:38:39pm

Would anyone use “schlonged” to describe a male rival being beaten by another male? I think the term has a suggestion of sexual assault too. It’s a sexist attack, and that’s three sexist attacks on Hillary in a week (I’m probably missing a few).

- No strength or stamina
- Takes too long in the bathroom
- Beaten by male rival.

So it’s obviously a calculated strategy. I don’t expect the GOP to get rid of this turd.

gocart mozart Dec 22, 2015 • 5:40:04pm

re: #3 Skip Intro

“I don’t know what you mean by ‘glory,’ ” Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. “Of course you don’t—till I tell you. I meant ‘there’s a nice knock-down argument for you!’ ”
“But ‘glory’ doesn’t mean ‘a nice knock-down argument’,” Alice objected.
“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.” - Lewis Carroll

That is the perfect encapsulation of most conservative use of fake outrage words: racist, PC, anti-Christian. The words mean only what is convenient for their current argument.

Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 5:40:29pm

re: #12 KingKenrod

Would anyone use “schlonged” to describe a male rival being beaten by another male? I think the term has a suggestion of sexual assault too. It’s a sexist attack, and that’s three sexist attacks on Hillary in a week (I’m probably missing a few).

- No strength or stamina
- Takes too long in the bathroom
- Beaten by male rival.

So it’s obviously a calculated strategy. I don’t expect the GOP to get rid of this turd.

If they want him for standard-bearer, I’m cool with that.

Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 5:44:05pm

re: #12 KingKenrod

Would anyone use “schlonged” to describe a male rival being beaten by another male? I think the term has a suggestion of sexual assault too. It’s a sexist attack, and that’s three sexist attacks on Hillary in a week (I’m probably missing a few).

- No strength or stamina
- Takes too long in the bathroom
- Beaten by male rival.

So it’s obviously a calculated strategy. I don’t expect the GOP to get rid of this turd.

As a bully, one of the things that comes naturally to Trump is emasculating his opponent. Or, in this case, suggesting that a woman can’t dare to stand up to a manly man like himself. It’s as if, having pissed off most of the minority demographics the GOP needed to make inroads with, he’s decided to start pissing off the married women who vote Republican.

Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 5:44:20pm

Get ready for a slew of think pieces credulously examining whether Donald Trump really meant “badly beaten” instead of “dicked.”

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 5:46:21pm

Once again, #MSM is dishonest. “Schlonged” is not vulgar. When I said Hillary got “schlonged” that meant beaten badly.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015

The lie here is, of course, that regardless of the meaning it’s still vulgar.

jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 5:47:37pm

re: #17 Nyet

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The lie here is, of course, that regardless of the meaning it’s still vulgar.

And that’s exactly why he found it useful to say.

Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 5:48:05pm

re: #17 Nyet

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The lie here is, of course, that regardless of the meaning it’s still vulgar.

Such a departure from Trump’s characteristic grace and subtlety.

dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Dec 22, 2015 • 5:52:31pm

re: #17 Nyet

When I said Hillary got “schlonged” that meant beaten badly.

then it would be perfectly ok for us to say “you really schlonged ivana there in that divorce settlement”

perfectly ok

wheat-dogghazi-mailgate Dec 22, 2015 • 5:53:33pm

So we’re clear, when I say @realDonaldTrump should take “a long walk off a short pier,” I mean he should exercise more

— wheat-dogg (@liguy743) December 23, 2015

Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 5:55:30pm

It’s like I’ve been saying for the longest time, whoever ultimately wins the GOP nomination is doomed in the general election. Trump has been feeding the base on a steady diet of red meat for months. It’s hate for illegals, hate for Muslims, hate for minorities, hate for the press, hate, hate, hate, and so on.

Even if Rubio should win the nomination, as many are saying the GOP will need if they want any chance to win next November, he’s going to be stuck feeding the base that red meat. Any backtracking, any apologies, any mealy-mouthed arguments are gonna get him crucified by the wingnuts.

This is what voting for the “sane” Republicans gets you, a party where the lunatics run the asylum and the definition of “sanity” twisted until it looks like a pretzel.

Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 5:57:21pm

BREAKING

Florida woman attacks husband who kept farting in bed, police say https://t.co/YGVfuseAxE pic.twitter.com/8ZKxsw6X5v

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) December 23, 2015

Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 5:57:48pm

re: #23 Charles Johnson

BREAKING

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This stinks.

jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 5:58:44pm

She discharged a canister of pepper spray in the bedroom, according to the Miami Herald.

Maybe try Febreze.

Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 5:59:07pm

re: #23 Charles Johnson

BREAKING

Florida woman attacks husband who kept farting in bed, police say

Jeez— Are the heartwarming Christmas anecdotes starting already?

Barefoot Grin Dec 22, 2015 • 5:59:34pm

“Stand Your Ground” methane laws needed under new climate-change regime.

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 5:59:51pm

re: #23 Charles Johnson

He attacked with poisonous gases which is against the Geneva convention, she only stood her ground.

gocart mozart Dec 22, 2015 • 6:00:07pm

THE MORON WAR ON CHRISTMAS

First a Walmart clerk wished me ‘Happy Holidays’ in a somewhat rote manner, and I did not speak out—
Because she was just a wage drone doing her job.

Then I overheard some people talking about Kwanzaa, and I did not speak out—
Because who gives a fuck about Kwanzaa.

Then someone said Happy Hanukkah to me but I only nodded and said it back to them—
Even though I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and I said “So, how was your Christmas? Mine kinda sucked.”

Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 6:00:50pm

re: #25 jaunte

Maybe try Febreze.

Can’t pull out the ol’ stungun until you know the explosive limits.

jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 6:03:09pm

The report doesn’t specify who made dinner.

Barefoot Grin Dec 22, 2015 • 6:03:33pm

“Well, you can’t really fingerprint for noxious effluvia, so we don’t know that he’s guilty.”

Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 6:03:57pm

re: #31 jaunte

The report doesn’t specify who made dinner.

I see an “effluenza defense”.

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 6:06:03pm

Blondie - Heart Of Glass

Pawn of the Oppressor Dec 22, 2015 • 6:06:05pm

I’ve said here before that little Benny ~~Joffrey~~ Baratheon ought to be locked up with a bit of weed and a very experienced professional escort who can handle first-timers with mommy issues. It would do him, and the rest of the world, a whole lot of good to not have him creeping up Twitter all day.

Of course, the professional lady in question would be awarded the Congressional Medal of Freedom afterwards.

dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Dec 22, 2015 • 6:09:01pm

reading the internets, one would definitely have to conclude that today is schlongday

The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 6:09:34pm

Washington Post pulls the Telnaes cartoon

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 6:11:11pm

re: #37 The Vicious Babushka

Good.

Barefoot Grin Dec 22, 2015 • 6:11:33pm

re: #34 Nyet

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I like this song. OT, but I’m a bigger fan of Cheap Trick, a band that will soon be in the RnR Hall of Fame. Today I read interviews with guitarist Rick Neilson (sp?) and Bun E. Carlos (drums) about how Bun left the band and the acrimony that followed. Bun said that he intends to go and to be a good sport because no one wants to see the same shit show that Blondie put on when they went. I had no idea. Had you guys seen or heard of this? (Obviously, I don’t watch such awards shows.)

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 6:11:46pm

re: #37 The Vicious Babushka

Cartoon still there as a thumbnail tho:

Image: 12222015CruzXmasMonkeys.gif

The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 6:12:22pm

NO IT’S NOT YOU STUPID SHMUCK

On further review, Trump is right on this. “I got schlonged” is a commonplace NY way of saying: “I lost big time,” w/out genital reference.

— Jeff Greenfield (@greenfield64) December 23, 2015

Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 6:12:41pm

re: #37 The Vicious Babushka

Washington Post pulls the Telnaes cartoon

Surely you don’t expect that to be the end of it, do you?

Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 6:12:45pm

I keep waiting for Trump to play the Birther card against Cruz. Trump brought it up last Spring before he got into the race, but hasn’t mentioned it recently while Cruz was sucking up to him. But now Cruz is becoming an existential (Fav GOP word) threat to Trump’s campaign. Trump’s bullying persona is built on him being a winner, however its starting to look likely that Cruz will beat Trump, possibly by a large margin, in Iowa. Cruz has money and organization, and the support of veteran evangelical voters who dutifully trudge out every four years to vote for the most insane religious fanatic in the race, where Cruz has smartly placed himself. Trump has beaten every prediction that his improbable campaign would start to collapse so far, but even he might wonder if the air will go out of his campaign if Cruz demonstrates that Trump isn’t the winner he portrays himself as. So look for Trump to go birther on Cruz soon. The only reason he might not, I think, is if he has already tested it with focus groups, and it just doesn’t play with GOP voters, who were eager to jump on any reason to oppose a President they loathe, but won’t care so much when the issue is aimed at one of their own.

Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 6:13:38pm

re: #41 The Vicious Babushka

NO IT’S NOT YOU STUPID SHMUCK

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“Schmuck” is just a NY commonplace for “pundit”.

Barefoot Grin Dec 22, 2015 • 6:13:45pm

Cheap Trick - The Ballad Of TV Violence - Night Gallery 1977

Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:13:57pm

As predicted, here we go.

On further review, Trump is right on this. “I got schlonged” is a commonplace NY way of saying: “I lost big time,” w/out genital reference.

— Jeff Greenfield (@greenfield64) December 23, 2015

goddamnedfrank Dec 22, 2015 • 6:14:44pm

My grandma always used to say, if you’re going to be vulgar don’t hold back.

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Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:14:56pm

Nope. @greenfield64

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 6:15:07pm

goddamnedfrank wins The Internet

.@realDonaldTrump When I call you a ferret-felching thunder**** it just means you’re a giant vagina who sucks the shit out of live ferrets.

— goddamnedfrank (@goddamnedfrank) December 23, 2015

jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 6:15:23pm

a commonplace NY way

That’s why all the New York media immediately translated for the rest of the country.

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 6:16:28pm

I’ve heard it for year, -after tennis games, poker games, bad stock bets.I obviously have a classy group of friends. https://t.co/65k9irf2vl

— Jeff Greenfield (@greenfield64) December 23, 2015

Doesn’t erase the vulgarity.

dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Dec 22, 2015 • 6:16:57pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

On further review, Trump is right on this. “I got schlonged” is a commonplace NY way of saying: “I lost big time,” w/out genital reference.

i would really like to schlong your daughter

in a chess game, that is

what???

bratwurst Dec 22, 2015 • 6:17:15pm

re: #39 Barefoot Grin

I like this song. OT, but I’m a bigger fan of Cheap Trick, a band that will soon be in the RnR Hall of Fame. Today I read interviews with guitarist Rick Neilson (sp?) and Bun E. Carlos (drums) about how Bun left the band and the acrimony that followed. Bun said that he intends to go and to be a good sport because no one wants to see the same shit show that Blondie put on when they went. I had no idea. Had you guys seen or heard of this? (Obviously, I don’t watch such awards shows.)

Yes, former members of Blondie showed up uninvited and Debbie Harry was not at all diplomatic about keeping them from participating.

Bun E. Carlos was essentially kicked out of Cheap Trick in 2010, but fought to keep his place in their business structure. There was a legal process underway that was just settled in August (in which Carlos basically got what he wanted). I was thrilled to learn that the bad feelings have dissipated to the point where the classic lineup can appear and play today at least this one more time.

Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:17:49pm

@Green_Footballs @greenfield64 56-year old New Yorker here. Count me among the many who say: bullshit.

— John Bordeaux (@jbordeaux) December 23, 2015

gocart mozart Dec 22, 2015 • 6:18:25pm

@liguy743 @realDonaldTrump When I say Donald Trump is a Dick, I mean he will be a very strong and influential VP pick like Cheney.
— gocart mozart (@gocartmozart1) December 23, 2015

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 6:18:38pm

@greenfield64 @OmanReagan Someone running for Prez should remember he’s speaking to the nation, not his buddies over egg creams at the deli.

— Bruce Rheins (@BruceRheins) December 23, 2015

Pawn of the Oppressor Dec 22, 2015 • 6:19:04pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

As predicted, here we go.

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The world must look funny from between his own ankles.

What, I’m implying that he bends over for Trump? No I’m not! I’m just saying he likes gymnastics, that’s all.

Barefoot Grin Dec 22, 2015 • 6:20:06pm

re: #53 bratwurst

Yes, former members of Blondie showed up uninvited and Debbie Harry was not at all diplomatic about keeping them from participating.

Bun E. Carlos was essentially kicked out of the band in 2010, but fought to keep his place in their business structure. There was a legal process underway that was just settled in August (in which Carlos basically got what he wanted). I was thrilled to learn that the bad feelings have dissipated to the point where the classic lineup can appear and play today at least this one more time.

This is one I won’t miss. They were midwest subversive. My brothers got to see them in the local bikers’ club, but I didn’t see them until the mid 1980s at my college. They were fucking awesome.

The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 6:20:10pm

Welp it didn’t take long for somebody to take the Telnaes cartoon and make it actually for reals racist

Click to Reveal

Liberals in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/biBk3UuR9H

— don’t come for me (@elisabethlehem) December 23, 2015

dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Dec 22, 2015 • 6:20:34pm

please come out to hear my new band, Schlong and the People Who Are Not in the Least Vulgar

Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:20:55pm

Disturbing to see mainstream journalists running interference for Donald Trump. @jbordeaux @greenfield64

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 6:22:08pm

@greenfield64 yes, but have you ever heard it referring to what man did to a woman? That clearly has other implications

— Pat klafehn (@Patkla1) December 23, 2015

The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 6:22:27pm

How is one cartoon an “obsession” it’s not like your love affair with guns

Anyone else find @AnnTelnaes ‘s obsession with mocking the Cruz kids kinda creepy?

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) December 23, 2015

Kryptik Dec 22, 2015 • 6:24:08pm

Considering how often slang from NY tends to filter down because of how major a hub it is, you’d think a piece of slang like that would have filtered down rather quickly. So, yeah, I call major honking bullshit.

bratwurst Dec 22, 2015 • 6:24:16pm

If this “schlong” business happened in a vacuum, I might buy that there was no intent to be vulgar.

Considering it came out of the mouth of someone with a long history of vulgarity and misogyny, I am not buying it. At all.

goddamnedfrank Dec 22, 2015 • 6:24:23pm

Time for another round of too far or not far enough. Hahaha who am I kidding I don’t care.

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Pawn of the Oppressor Dec 22, 2015 • 6:24:37pm

They must really think we’re all fucking stupid.

Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 6:24:48pm

re: #64 Kryptik

Considering how often slang from NY tends to filter down because of how major a hub it is, you’d think a piece of slang like that would have filtered down rather quickly. So, yeah, I call major honking bullshit.

It made it to Baja Alabama a long time ago.

Kryptik Dec 22, 2015 • 6:25:12pm

re: #67 Pawn of the Oppressor

They must really think we’re all fucking stupid.

The problem is that it seems like enough people really are that fucking stupid to fall for it and create just enough plausible deniability to give assholes like Trump a pass.

wheat-dogghazi-mailgate Dec 22, 2015 • 6:25:56pm

re: #48 Charles Johnson

@greenfield64 As I learned it, “You’re a fucking idiot” is a commonplace NY way of saying: “you’re a fucking idiot”

— wheat-dogg (@liguy743) December 23, 2015

Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 6:26:02pm

I wouldn’t mind porking Trump’s wife. What, why are you giving me those looks? I’m just wanting to buy her a pulled pork sandwich. That’s just common vernacular where I come from. Geez, you people are so dishonest.

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Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 6:26:26pm

The GOP is smearing itself in Trump. And by “Trump” I mean…

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 6:30:02pm

Trump? That schlong that got putzed after he took a schmucking?

Joe Bacon Dec 22, 2015 • 6:30:24pm

re: #4 The Vicious Babushka

Baby Snidely Whiplash is using this “shlong” brouhaha as a springboard for some very creepy stalker shit directed at a completely unrelated person==>

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One. Sick. CENSORED!

Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 6:30:47pm

Simon & Garfunkel - American Tune

Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:31:18pm

I don’t own any Carly Simon albums, but she’s an artist who contributed something real to America, unlike you. @KurtSchlichter

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:34:23pm

You sound upset again, Kurt. Maybe you should load some more magazines for your beloved guns? @KurtSchlichter

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

ipsos Dec 22, 2015 • 6:34:35pm

Grandma lived most of her life in Brooklyn. Grandpa grew up there. Lots of Yiddish in their house when I was a little kid.

I do not EVER recall the use of the term “schlonged.” I’m pretty sure I’d have had my mouth washed out with soap if I’d used it. As Trump should, too.

calochortus Dec 22, 2015 • 6:36:12pm

I really don’t care what Trump did or didn’t intend. No one will ever mistake him for a person of breeding or particular intelligence no matter what he meant. It’s just a way to keep people talking about him.

gocart mozart Dec 22, 2015 • 6:36:39pm

re: #43 Big Beautiful Door

I keep waiting for Trump to play the Birther card against Cruz …

It’s Trump’s trump card.

PhillyPretzel Dec 22, 2015 • 6:37:21pm

re: #75 Decatur Deb

Thanks. That was good.

wheat-dogghazi-mailgate Dec 22, 2015 • 6:37:22pm

re: #78 ipsos

Grandma lived most of her life in Brooklyn. Grandpa grew up there. Lots of Yiddish in their house when I was a little kid.

I do not EVER recall the use of the term “schlonged.” I’m pretty sure I’d have had my mouth washed out with soap if I’d used it. As Trump should, too.

It is a noun, and only a noun, referring to a particular part of the male anatomy. But what do you expect from a NY guy like Trump who eats pizza with a knife and fork?

jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 6:38:23pm

re: #82 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

eats pizza with a knife and fork

This is the real definition of schlonging.

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 6:38:34pm

re: #82 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

It is a noun, and only a noun

There is no such thing as only a noun in English. You guys verb. ;)

makeitstop Dec 22, 2015 • 6:38:41pm

re: #39 Barefoot Grin

I like this song. OT, but I’m a bigger fan of Cheap Trick, a band that will soon be in the RnR Hall of Fame. Today I read interviews with guitarist Rick Neilson (sp?) and Bun E. Carlos (drums) about how Bun left the band and the acrimony that followed. Bun said that he intends to go and to be a good sport because no one wants to see the same shit show that Blondie put on when they went. I had no idea. Had you guys seen or heard of this? (Obviously, I don’t watch such awards shows.)

Yeah, the Blondie incident was bad. Nigel Harrison and Frank Infante were there for the induction but they weren’t invited to play by the band. Awkward.

I’m happy to hear Bun will be playing. I love CT and Dax does a good job, but it ain’t really Cheap Trick without Bun.

PhillyPretzel Dec 22, 2015 • 6:39:01pm

re: #84 Nyet

lol

BeachDem Dec 22, 2015 • 6:39:26pm

re: #78 ipsos

Grandma lived most of her life in Brooklyn. Grandpa grew up there. Lots of Yiddish in their house when I was a little kid.

I do not EVER recall the use of the term “schlonged.” I’m pretty sure I’d have had my mouth washed out with soap if I’d used it. As Trump should, too.

Never heard it either, from any of my Yiddish speaking relatives. But even if it’s a thing, so what? It’s still crass, and obnoxious.

“You got fucked” is a pretty common term too, but I don’t think it belongs on the campaign trail. Of course, I don’t think Trump belongs on the campaign trail either, but nobody fucking asked me.

wheat-dogghazi-mailgate Dec 22, 2015 • 6:39:31pm

re: #84 Nyet

There is no such thing as only a noun in English. You guys verb. ;)

And we reverb, too. ;-)

makeitstop Dec 22, 2015 • 6:40:24pm

re: #41 The Vicious Babushka

NO IT’S NOT YOU STUPID SHMUCK

On further review, Trump is right on this. “I got schlonged” is a commonplace NY way of saying: “I lost big time,” w/out genital reference.

Hey Greenfield, I’ve lived in New York for nearly 40 years. Never heard that term, not once.

And I hang with potty-mouthed New Yorkers.

Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:40:27pm

It’s always amusing to see the numbskulls who follow @KurtSchlichter when he tries to do the dozens with me.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

BeachDem Dec 22, 2015 • 6:40:28pm

re: #82 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

It is a noun, and only a noun, referring to a particular part of the male anatomy. But what do you expect from a NY guy like Trump who eats pizza with a knife and fork?

A knife, a fork and Sarah Palin. Ewwwww.

Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 6:41:21pm

DEAR TWITTER: @greenfield64 & other media folks seem to be having trouble, so help spell it out: pic.twitter.com/S8NAx2ia67

— Charles Gaba (@charles_gaba) December 23, 2015

BeachDem Dec 22, 2015 • 6:41:24pm

re: #84 Nyet

There is no such thing as only a noun in English. You guys verb. ;)

I blame Alexander Haig for starting the verbing of nouns.

wheat-dogghazi-mailgate Dec 22, 2015 • 6:41:49pm

re: #91 BeachDem

A knife, a fork and Sarah Palin. Ewwwww.

Yeah, it’s hard to say which is the most offensive.

FormerDirtDart Dec 22, 2015 • 6:42:18pm

And yes, this was meant as a vulgar reply Mr. Greenfield

#OTD in 1944: #USArmy BG McAuliffe replies “Nuts!” to a German demand for surrender https://t.co/cRe28CVRso pic.twitter.com/o9C5cShGoK

— U.S. Army (@USArmy) December 22, 2015

Reality Based Steve Dec 22, 2015 • 6:43:16pm

re: #93 BeachDem

I blame Alexander Haig for starting the verbing of nouns.

I’ll have to google that.

RBS

Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:43:19pm

“I think I’ll just bathe in the attention of others.” He actually wrote this. @KurtSchlichter

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

Nyet Dec 22, 2015 • 6:44:20pm

re: #96 Reality Based Steve

I’ll have to google that.

RBS

Trumps reading about Trump.

Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 6:44:51pm

re: #95 FormerDirtDart

And yes, this was meant a a vulgar reply Mr. Greenfield

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I think that was the newspaper version, because they couldn’t print that he said “fuck off.”

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Eventual Carrion Dec 22, 2015 • 6:45:33pm

re: #84 Nyet

There is no such thing as only a noun in English. You guys verb. ;)

I’ll google it.

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BeachDem Dec 22, 2015 • 6:46:03pm

re: #96 Reality Based Steve

I’ll have to google that.

RBS

Let the Reader Beware A new linguistic form called ”haigravation” is rearing its head in Washington. It is the tendency of the new Secretary of State to change the state of parts of speech - from noun to adverb, from noun to verb. The new top man at Foggy Bottom, Gen. Alexander Haig, studded his testimony at confirmation hearings with locutions like ”I’ll have to caveat my response, Senator,” and ”I’ll caveat that … .”

nytimes.com

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jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 6:46:28pm

Donald Trump’s tax plan gives the top 0.1 percent $1.3 million each https://t.co/6wuOVzqXRL pic.twitter.com/QXpZNX6GdW

— Vox (@voxdotcom) December 23, 2015

And what does everyone else get?

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 6:46:44pm

Pitcher for the Dodgers:

OK but to be clear when we call you an ‘asshole’ we mean the gross hole in the butt https://t.co/Afw3gVEqNR

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) December 23, 2015

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Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:47:06pm

While you bathe in the attention of others and load your weapons. In the bubble bath. With your rubber ducky. @KurtSchlichter

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

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Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 6:47:35pm

re: #93 BeachDem

I blame Alexander Haig for starting the verbing of nouns.

Buckminster.

amazon.com

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Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 6:47:36pm

The same media schmucks who gave the President shit again and again for saying or doing things “beneath the dignity of his office” are out there right now, arguing that “schlonged” is not only a proper term for “beaten,” but that the front-running GOP candidate is totally okay for saying it.

“Liberal media,” my ass.

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The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 6:47:52pm

re: #102 jaunte

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And what does everyone else get?

THEY GET SHLONGED

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Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 6:48:19pm

re: #102 jaunte

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And what does everyone else get?

Or, as it’s known on Wall Street, “chump change.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 6:48:45pm

It begins…

Wow. Something very big just burned up in the atmosphere in the sky above Henderson, Nev. Anyone else see that or get pictures?

— Henry Brean (@RefriedBrean) December 23, 2015

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Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 6:49:07pm

re: #102 jaunte

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And what does everyone else get?

Schlonged.

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BeachDem Dec 22, 2015 • 6:50:31pm

re: #105 Decatur Deb

Buckminster.

amazon.com

But who mainstreamed it, huh?

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Bubblehead II Dec 22, 2015 • 6:50:38pm

Lizards, calling it night. Mini-Chickens (aka Cornish Game Hens) and Broccoli spears for dinner.

As usual, May the Deity of your choice smile down upon you.

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Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:50:51pm

I think that was the voice of your yellow rubber ducky, Kurt, as you bathe in the bubble bath of attention. @KurtSchlichter @SubBeck

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

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Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 6:51:09pm

re: #109 Backwoods_Sleuth

It begins…

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Quickly, call Jeff Goldblum.

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Joe Bacon Dec 22, 2015 • 6:51:43pm

re: #43 Big Beautiful Door

I keep waiting for Trump to play the Birther card against Cruz. Trump brought it up last Spring before he got into the race, but hasn’t mentioned it recently while Cruz was sucking up to him. But now Cruz is becoming an existential (Fav GOP word) threat to Trump’s campaign. Trump’s bullying persona is built on him being a winner, however its starting to look likely that Cruz will beat Trump, possibly by a large margin, in Iowa. Cruz has money and organization, and the support of veteran evangelical voters who dutifully trudge out every four years to vote for the most insane religious fanatic in the race, where Cruz has smartly placed himself. Trump has beaten every prediction that his improbable campaign would start to collapse so far, but even he might wonder if the air will go out of his campaign if Cruz demonstrates that Trump isn’t the winner he portrays himself as. So look for Trump to go birther on Cruz soon. The only reason he might not, I think, is if he has already tested it with focus groups, and it just doesn’t play with GOP voters, who were eager to jump on any reason to oppose a President they loathe, but won’t care so much when the issue is aimed at one of their own.

This is what I’ve been expecting. I fully expect Trump to play the birther card right before the Iowa caucuses!

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 6:52:09pm

re: #109 Backwoods_Sleuth

It begins…

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pictures showing up on twitter:

.@NASA HEY GUYS. Fireball in the sky over Vegas. Meteor/space junk/other? When you have a minute. Kthx. #vegasmeteor pic.twitter.com/HqJw4AR3Hw

— Sid Phoenix (@sid_phoenix) December 23, 2015

Idk what unjust fall from the sky ! pic.twitter.com/jM6XWQ2HLc

— Austin ™ (@ayeyogrizzly) December 23, 2015

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FormerDirtDart Dec 22, 2015 • 6:52:40pm

re: #109 Backwoods_Sleuth

It begins…

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BREAKING NEWS: Apparent large meteor flies across Las Vegas sky. pic.twitter.com/Ev8MjgzsZc

— Breaking News Feed (@pzf) December 23, 2015

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Decatur Deb Dec 22, 2015 • 6:53:01pm

re: #111 BeachDem

But who mainstreamed it, huh?

Different streams. I didn’t manage to study Fuller at SIU, wound up in Haig’s army.

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jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 6:53:47pm

How old is that “the ‘fill-in-the-blank’ called, it wants…” joke form?

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Eventual Carrion Dec 22, 2015 • 6:53:54pm

re: #109 Backwoods_Sleuth

It begins…

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They came to see the new Star Wars movie.

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Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 6:55:09pm

re: #117 FormerDirtDart

[Embedded content]

So began the zombie apocalypse…

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The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 6:55:10pm

re: #116 Backwoods_Sleuth

pictures showing up on twitter:

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~~1. Military exercise~~
~~2. Meteor~~
~~3. Space debris~~
4. Star Wars promotion

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jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 6:56:11pm

re: #117 FormerDirtDart

Some video:
instagram.com

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Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:56:57pm

Kinda sad that you don’t realize how utterly pathetic you sound. @KurtSchlichter @TACP_TICK @SubBeck

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

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jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 6:57:10pm

UPDATE: Object in sky possibly meteor or space debris (i.e. satellite) according to planetarium @News3LV #News3LV pic.twitter.com/y7r8hGzpkm

— Vicki Gonzalez (@VickiNews3LV) December 23, 2015

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Reality Based Steve Dec 22, 2015 • 6:57:32pm

re: #115 Joe Bacon

This is what I’ve been expecting. I fully expect Trump to play the birther card right before the Iowa caucuses!

And when I referred to Sen. Cruz as “a microcephalic poutine eating Canuck of questionable citizenship” I only meant that he liked to go to Tim Hortons for a snack.

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Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 6:57:50pm

I was actually laughing at you, Kurt. @KurtSchlichter

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 6:58:02pm

Uh, I can think of several “commonplace NY” ways to say you “lost big time” that don’t LITERALLY mean you came into genital contact, but…

— David Waldman (@KagroX) December 23, 2015

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The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 7:00:44pm

.@DonLemon: KurtSchlichter is a psycho. I’ve reported him and his followers for sending veiled death threats. #CNN #tcot #ows #uniteblue

— 24AheadDotCom (@24AheadDotCom_) December 23, 2015

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FormerDirtDart Dec 22, 2015 • 7:01:12pm

re: #128 Backwoods_Sleuth

Uh, I can think of several “commonplace NY” ways to say you “lost big time” that don’t LITERALLY mean you came into genital contact, but…

Yep. like:
You really took it in the ass there bud.
Man, they really bent you over.
and, you know:
DUDE…You got schlonged!!

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TedStriker Dec 22, 2015 • 7:02:38pm

re: #24 Targetpractice

This stinks.

One too many “Dutch Ovens”, I’ll wager.

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ObserverArt Dec 22, 2015 • 7:03:28pm

So, it all comes down to this, eh?

All the important things to be discussing, and TRUMP has everyone talking about a word for the male appendage. Is this a cheap 80s porn flick or a campaign?

I continue to be amazed at where TRUMP® drives the narratives. That is if anyone is actually driving the campaign.

Aww hell…wing it! It’s only for the Republican candidacy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 7:04:09pm

Whatever that was (meteor, #ufo, space junk) - it left a huge vapor/smoke trail pic.twitter.com/VFLwa0JFWG

— Benjamin F. Kuo (@benkuo) December 23, 2015

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Eventual Carrion Dec 22, 2015 • 7:05:04pm

re: #133 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Space chemtrail

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FormerDirtDart Dec 22, 2015 • 7:05:33pm

And this New Yorker, and her dad, do not literally mean the NY Ranger are enjoying a mouthful of testicles:

“the rangers are still sucking balls” how confident, dad
— Jill (@BrodeursABitch) December 23, 2015

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b.d. Dec 22, 2015 • 7:06:08pm

re: #133 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I hope no one gets schlonged by that meteor.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 7:07:28pm

@KTLA so this just happened in Ventura…. #ufo pic.twitter.com/hLT8dUVX1G

— Kolbe Gillette (@TheRealKolbabe) December 23, 2015

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WhatEVs Dec 22, 2015 • 7:07:42pm

re: #116 Backwoods_Sleuth

That 2nd video cracked me up. “Holy shoot!” Then “What the fuck is that?!?”

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 7:09:45pm

heh

Sanders: Trump “has discovered that women go to the bathroom and it’s very upsetting for him.”

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) December 23, 2015

Sanders: “I also went to the bathroom” at the debate. “I’ve got to admit it.”

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) December 23, 2015

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The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 7:10:12pm

STILL A SHMUCK

When I said that Hillary got schlonged by Obama, that means she got beaten badly. A commonly used word in politics. Dishonest reporters!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 7:11:05pm

re: #140 The Vicious Babushka

“a commonly used word in politics”???

Really? Who else says it, Donald?

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WhatEVs Dec 22, 2015 • 7:11:41pm

re: #140 The Vicious Babushka

STILL A SHMUCK

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A schmuck, lying sack of shit, putz.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 7:12:36pm

Hello humans! Most of you are good people. Try not to give so much attention to the douchebags. Love, God

— God (@TheGoodGodAbove) December 23, 2015

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WhatEVs Dec 22, 2015 • 7:13:07pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

“a commonly used word in politics”???

Really? Who else says it, Donald?

In the couple of decades I’ve been a complete political junkie, no one running for POTUS. Never. Not one person.

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b.d. Dec 22, 2015 • 7:13:59pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

“a commonly used word in politics”???

Really? Who else says it, Donald?

You don’t remember Huey P. Schlong?

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 7:14:03pm

Unidentified streak of light in night sky not an aircraft, says McCarran https://t.co/sI6kPz2Wx5 #lasvegas pic.twitter.com/7FicYdciJn

— Las Vegas News Now (@vegasnewsnow) December 23, 2015

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Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 7:15:02pm

You obviously have a hearing problem. Probably from too many gunshots without protection. Poor guy. @KurtSchlichter

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

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TedStriker Dec 22, 2015 • 7:15:17pm

re: #142 WhatEVs

A schmuck, lying sack of shit, putz.

Donald Trump sucks the sweat off a dead man’s balls.

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makeitstop Dec 22, 2015 • 7:16:15pm

re: #148 TedStriker

Donald Trump sucks the sweat off a dead man’s balls.

That’s a very common expression in politics, I understand.

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Cheechako Dec 22, 2015 • 7:16:23pm

As most of you are aware, last evening was the winter solstice. The shortest day of the year. Today the days start getting a little bit longer. Up here it’s just a few seconds a day right now, but in a month or two the days will gain daylight at 3-4 minutes per day. When June 20th arrives we will have gained an additional 11 hours and 54 minutes.

So what better way to celebrate the increase in daylight than have this day also be your birthday!!

Yes, today is my birthday.

Of course everyone asks “How old are you?” If you must know, I originated the phrase “Get off my lawn!!!” For the mathematically inclined, today is my 26,664th day since birth. You can figure it out from there.

Having a birthday so close to Christmas really sucked when I was a kid. Most of my relatives would give me gifts “for Christmas and your birthday”. Big time rip-off for a kid.

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goddamnedfrank Dec 22, 2015 • 7:16:48pm

Hillary really wasn’t beaten badly in 2008 by the way. That primary contest was very close and ran right down to the wire. Strictly speaking she actually won the popular vote, though barely, and only if you include the states violating the rules to jump ahead in the schedule. Still, Trump’s version of history isn’t just vulgar, it’s revisionist.

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 7:17:58pm

re: #137 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Found an upclose photo.

Uh oh.

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b.d. Dec 22, 2015 • 7:18:24pm

re: #152 Big Beautiful Door

Found an upclose photo.

Embedded Image

Uh oh.

Mr. Trump, your ride is here

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Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 7:18:53pm

re: #151 goddamnedfrank

Hillary really wasn’t beaten badly in 2008 by the way. That primary contest was very close and ran right down to the wire. Strictly speaking she actually won the popular vote, though barely, and only if you include the states violating the rules to jump ahead in the schedule. Still, Trump’s version of history isn’t just vulgar, it’s revisionist.

Yep, hence the talk about a brokered convention and rumors of a “unity ticket,” with Clinton/Obama or Obama/Clinton argued based upon who it was thought had the better chance of winning the presidency, so as to prevent the party from splintering.

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TedStriker Dec 22, 2015 • 7:19:14pm

re: #149 makeitstop

That’s a very common expression in politics, I understand.

Indeed.

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 7:19:20pm

re: #151 goddamnedfrank

Hillary really wasn’t beaten badly in 2008 by the way. That primary contest was very close and ran right down to the wire. Strictly speaking she actually won the popular vote, though barely, and only if you include the states violating the rules to jump ahead in the schedule. Still, Trump’s version of history isn’t just vulgar, it’s revisionist.

Though if you interpret his remark as “she got screwed” she might agree with him; a lot of angry Clinton supporters thought she should be the nominee.

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Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 7:20:10pm

re: #152 Big Beautiful Door

Found an upclose photo.

Embedded Image

Uh oh.

Futurama - We’re boned

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Joe Bacon Dec 22, 2015 • 7:20:42pm

@greenfield64 How much money did Trump put in your pocket to tweet that?

— josephebacon (@josephebacon) December 23, 2015

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 7:20:47pm

What a schlong.

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:21:24pm

re: #150 Cheechako

Happy Birthday! You win at life!

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WhatEVs Dec 22, 2015 • 7:21:36pm

re: #150 Cheechako

Happy birthday!!

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 7:21:46pm

re: #151 goddamnedfrank

Hillary really wasn’t beaten badly in 2008 by the way. That primary contest was very close and ran right down to the wire. Strictly speaking she actually won the popular vote, though barely, and only if you include the states violating the rules to jump ahead in the schedule. Still, Trump’s version of history isn’t just vulgar, it’s revisionist.

Yeah it was close. I preferred Obama but Hillary wasn’t exactly trounced by him.

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 7:22:31pm

I just wish someone would smack Donald and just say shut the fuck up already.

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:22:34pm

SCHLONG

^{I couldn’t resist.}

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 7:22:46pm

BTW, tonight I gave myself the gift of a year of ad free viewing of LGF, my favorite blog of all-time. Thanks Charles!

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 7:23:08pm

I used it all the time in the 90’s. IT definitely means dick.

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The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 7:23:29pm

re: #163 HappyWarrior

I just wish ~~someone~~ Hillary would smack Donald and just say shut the fuck up already.

She will, at the debates.

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The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 7:24:05pm

Senator Ted Cruz pic.twitter.com/0kg5prf8Yx

— Ann Telnaes (@AnnTelnaes) September 23, 2013

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 7:24:48pm

re: #167 The Vicious Babushka

She will, at the debates.

I’d love to see her humiliate him.

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 7:25:00pm

re: #162 HappyWarrior

Yeah it was close. I preferred Obama but Hillary wasn’t exactly trounced by him.

Really, Obama was probably the only person in America at the time who could’ve kept Hillary out of the White House. If he had decided to wait, he would be running this time around to replace her.

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:25:15pm

Betty Grable - 1943 Bathing Suit Pinup Poster pic.twitter.com/hWRrOXEbWD

— OnThisDay & Facts (@NotableHistory) December 23, 2015

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The Vicious Babushka Dec 22, 2015 • 7:25:39pm

Wait, Chucky went to the UK?

‘Ginger extremist’ who wanted to shoot Prince Charles detained under mental health act https://t.co/jXvEE62j6z pic.twitter.com/O84grdA3Xd

— Sky News (@SkyNews) December 23, 2015

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 7:26:51pm

re: #170 Big Beautiful Door

Really, Obama was probably the only person in America at the time who could’ve kept Hillary out of the White House. If he had decided to wait, he would be running this time around to replace her.

He ran one of the best campaigns I’ve ever seen.

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Mattand Dec 22, 2015 • 7:27:55pm

re: #152 Big Beautiful Door

Found an upclose photo.

Embedded Image

Uh oh.

I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was…

Aw, fuck it.

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 7:29:27pm

re: #168 The Vicious Babushka

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Good representation of his character. I read an article predicting that if Cruz wins the nomination, he will completely remodel himself from the champion of the Tea Party into a centrist unifier, which he could probably pull off because, lets face it, the great masses of Americans who don’t pay attention to politics don’t really know him. And Cruz is smart enough to pull it off.

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:30:25pm

Before today, only 9 uses of “schlonged” in all U.S. news sources since 1980. And only once in a political context. https://t.co/gQ5vYacuiP

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) December 23, 2015

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 7:30:43pm

re: #175 Big Beautiful Door

Good representation of his character. I read an article predicting that if Cruz wins the nomination, he will completely remodel himself from the champion of the Tea Party into a centrist unifier, which he could probably pull off because, lets face it, the great masses of Americans who don’t pay attention to politics don’t really know him. And Cruz is smart enough to pull it off.

I expect him to do that. I however do think Clinton would beat him fairly easily. He’s just not a likable guy. I do agree about the masses buying it the same way many bought Romney pulling the same stunt.

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 7:31:42pm

re: #176 teleskiguy

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I remember hearing and using it as a noun in the 90’s as a kid. Never heard it as a verb ever.

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 7:33:15pm

re: #177 HappyWarrior

I expect him to do that. I however do think Clinton would beat him fairly easily. He’s just not a likable guy. I do agree about the masses buying it the same way many bought Romney pulling the same stunt.

She will take his tax plan, which is a massive tax hike on retired people, and destroy him with it. The Clintons know how to play politics.

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jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 7:34:24pm

When asked how Donald Trump will make America great again his spokesman said: “He is going to make America Great Again” RIP Brain Cells.
— John (@linnyitssn) December 23, 2015

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Blind Frog Belly White Dec 22, 2015 • 7:36:57pm

SOme tech dude on Lawrence O’Donnell. I wish they’d learn how to speak coherently. It was almost as word-salad-y as Palin.

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 7:37:06pm

re: #179 Big Beautiful Door

She will take his tax plan, which is a massive tax hike on retired people, and destroy him with it. The Clintons know how to play politics.

I think people are underrating ehr greatly.

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 7:37:43pm

re: #180 jaunte

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Well that settles it, I’m voting for Trump.

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jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 7:38:31pm

re: #183 HappyWarrior

He is going to make America Great Again

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 7:38:59pm

re: #184 jaunte

He is going to make America Great Again

And Brawndo is what plants crave!

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jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 7:39:26pm

He is going to make America Great Again
He is going to make America Great Again
*click..whirrrr….*
He is going to make America Great Again

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Blind Frog Belly White Dec 22, 2015 • 7:39:27pm

re: #180 jaunte

[Embedded content]

“Why do plants crave it?”

“It’s got electrolytes!”

“But WHY do they put electrolytes in it?”

“Because it’s got electrolytes!”

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:39:50pm

re: #185 Big Beautiful Door

And Brawndo is what plants crave!

“What *are* electrolytes?”

“It’s…what they use to make Brawndo!”

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Blind Frog Belly White Dec 22, 2015 • 7:40:34pm

re: #185 Big Beautiful Door

Aw, nuts. Not only is brevity the soul of wit, it allows you to post sooner!

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:40:51pm

re: #188 teleskiguy

The first Idiocracy tattoo I’ve seen. That’s an arm btw. pic.twitter.com/FK4kAPX21A

— Mike Judge (@MikeJudge) June 30, 2013

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Blind Frog Belly White Dec 22, 2015 • 7:41:21pm

re: #188 teleskiguy

“What *are* electrolytes?”

“It’s…what they use to make Brawndo!”

“Water? Like from the TOILET?!?”

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bratwurst Dec 22, 2015 • 7:42:05pm

Yep.

@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/usTETLrtBW

— Jon Maas (@jondmaas) December 23, 2015

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 7:43:36pm

Fox’s Tantaros: Trump’s attack on Clinton’s bathroom break was “masterful,” she looks like a “whiny, weak female” https://t.co/uyNlaJPBc1

— Media Matters (@mmfa) December 23, 2015

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jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 7:44:16pm

Trump says Hillary got “schlonged” to keep people from talking about his dickish and stupid tax policy.

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:44:34pm

When it goes bad for Trump, it’ll be like Henry Hill’s last day as a goodfella - an unhinged reckoning full of paranoia and recriminations.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 23, 2015

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:45:26pm

@AndyRichter is so good at Twitter.

My daughter’s watching some awful Care Bears movie. Are there internet weirdos that want to fuck these things, too?

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 23, 2015

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 7:46:07pm

I’m guessing this kid hasn’t gotten to the part in school where they teach stuff like this.

@NASA so there is a “UFO” over the US right now. It’s obviously a big meteor. CANT YOU GUYS DETECT THIS STUFF AND TELL US BEFORE IT HAPPENS?

— Jacob Fickes (@JakeFickes) December 23, 2015

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:47:33pm

This thread is chock full of zingers. A laff riot, I tells ya!

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Targetpractice Dec 22, 2015 • 7:47:58pm

re: #193 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Well, she’s right. A strong woman would have told Trump where to stick him comment…except then Tantaros would be calling her a “ball-breaker” and commenting upon how Americans don’t want a woman who’s mean and angry in the White House.

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jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 7:50:35pm

Trump Appalled to Discover Some Couples Share a Bathroom
— Will Saletan (@saletan) December 23, 2015

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:50:46pm

re: #199 Targetpractice

Well, she’s right. A strong woman would have told Trump where to stick him comment…except then Tantaros would be calling her a “ball-breaker” and commenting upon how Americans don’t want a woman who’s mean and angry in the White House.

If there’s one thing conservatives are consistent about it’s the fact that they take a ‘damned if you do damned if you don’t’ attitude to everything. If *anything* doesn’t go their way they always have a way to deflect blame on anybody but themselves. These people behave like children.

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goddamnedfrank Dec 22, 2015 • 7:51:27pm

re: #180 jaunte

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He’s got what plant’s crave.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 7:52:42pm

“Schlonged” is such a frequently used term in politics that uh… no one uses it. @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/MR7znkt2f7

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) December 23, 2015

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austin_blue Dec 22, 2015 • 7:53:23pm

I can’t wait for Trump to get putzed.

He’s certainly got it in him by nature.

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Eric The Fruit Bat Dec 22, 2015 • 7:54:21pm

BREAKING: The Rage Furby has been nominated for the Censorious Asshat of 2015 Award by those rapacious reprobates at Popehat.

His entry reads:

Chuck C. Johnson: Bumbling his way through a frivolous lawsuit against Gawker, and others, for making fun of him. In aggravation: Incessantly wraps himself in the First Amendment while simultaneously making frivolous defamation threats. In mitigation: Gawker is awful. Also, he’s pretty good comic relief.

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goddamnedfrank Dec 22, 2015 • 7:54:25pm

re: #202 goddamnedfrank

He’s got what plant’s crave.

I probably should have read the rest of the thread first, but fuck it only lepers do that anymore.

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 7:57:08pm

re: #206 goddamnedfrank

I probably should have read the rest of the thread first, but fuck it only lepers do that anymore.

Great minds think alike.

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jaunte Dec 22, 2015 • 7:57:32pm

Yiddish has suffered so many indignities. Persecuted by the Tsar. Disdained and discarded by early Zionists. Now Donald Trump.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) December 23, 2015

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Pawn of the Oppressor Dec 22, 2015 • 7:57:51pm

Our politics is suffering because of “reality” TV. The more outrageous the character, the more attention the show gets, and the more popular the character becomes. The radio shock-jock was moved into the camera eye, and now the concept has seeped into politics.

I’d say Trump is the first Reality TV Candidate, but Palin might have him beaten.

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Joe Bacon Dec 22, 2015 • 7:57:58pm

re: #205 Eric The Fruit Bat

BREAKING: The Rage Furby has been nominated for the Censorious Asshat of 2015 Award by those rapacious reprobates at Popehat.

His entry reads:

C’mon folks! Chuck C is doing the Jim Gilmore thing and he’s in last place. We know Chuck C deserves this honor. Vote Early & Often!

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 7:58:39pm

.@realDonaldTrump has “schlonged” the presidential race. How low can we go? pic.twitter.com/Z4vZODylPV

— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) December 23, 2015

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KingKenrod Dec 22, 2015 • 7:58:56pm

I found the previous “political” schlonging:

npr.org

Neal Conan was talking to Chris Cillizza, refering to the Mondale/Ferraro ticket.

CONAN: And Chris Cillizza, that ticket went on to get schlonged(ph) at the polls, but that’s a historic moment.

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Unabogie Dec 22, 2015 • 7:59:44pm

@KurtSchlichter @Green_Footballs This is probably the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. Damn your shitty parents for not hugging you.

— Unabogie (@Unabogie) December 23, 2015

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KingKenrod Dec 22, 2015 • 8:00:06pm

re: #205 Eric The Fruit Bat

BREAKING: The Rage Furby has been nominated for the Censorious Asshat of 2015 Award by those rapacious reprobates at Popehat.

His entry reads:

Award winning journalism!

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The War TARDIS Dec 22, 2015 • 8:00:58pm

re: #197 Backwoods_Sleuth

To answer that kids question, no, no we don’t.

After the Chelyabinsk incident, there was some talk, but no real improvement on detection on sub 100m objects, which are capable of destroying cities.

Nothing will be done until a mass casualty event.

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 8:01:30pm

re: #195 teleskiguy

@pourmecoffee “You see that news camera? It’s been following me all morning. It’s the third time I’ve seen it.” https://t.co/5a0a5cdOgm

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 23, 2015

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BongCrodny Dec 22, 2015 • 8:04:35pm

I am a middle-aged white male of advancing years, not too many years away from my first Social Security check,

It should come as no surprise that most of my friends (particularly back home in Maine are middle-aged white males of advancing years, not too many years away from their first Social Security checks.

My Facebook feed is at times a fucking TORRENT of NRA porn, anti-Muslim sentiment and Trump Trump TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP.

I am really hoping that my particular demographic is the only crazy one next year.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 8:04:57pm

“Begun, the Schlong Wars have”. #ReplaceAWordWithSchlong

— Steve D (@Steverocks35) December 23, 2015

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gocart mozart Dec 22, 2015 • 8:06:41pm

re: #196 teleskiguy

@AndyRichter Yes. https://t.co/eLynyLWXhe

— gocart mozart (@gocartmozart1) December 23, 2015

I found this with 3 seconds of Googling. It was the first result for ‘Care Bear sex”

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gocart mozart Dec 22, 2015 • 8:09:39pm

re: #212 KingKenrod

I found the previous “political” schlonging:

npr.org

Neal Conan was talking to Chris Cillizza, refering to the Mondale/Ferraro ticket.

CONAN: And Chris Cillizza, that ticket went on to get schlonged(ph) at the polls, but that’s a historic moment.

So it’s only used in the context of women politicians, Gotchya.

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 8:10:15pm

re: #219 gocart mozart

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Basic rule of thumb. No matter what it is, there are internet weirdos who want to fuck it.

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gocart mozart Dec 22, 2015 • 8:13:05pm

re: #221 Big Beautiful Door

There are three things in life that are certain: death, taxes and Rule 34. urbandictionary.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 8:15:27pm

Object was moving too slow to be a meteor, says @NWSSacramento. https://t.co/vEGwhop25G

— CBS Sacramento CBS13 (@CBSSacramento) December 23, 2015

So, space junk it is.

….or ALIENS!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 8:16:20pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

Another, more plausible, theory is the object is a stage of the Soyuz rocket that launched Monday, carrying the Progress spacecraft to the International Space Station. According to aerospace.org, the piece was estimated to fall back to earth at 5:48 UTC, which is 9:48 p.m. Pacific time.

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Great White Snark Dec 22, 2015 • 8:16:41pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

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So, space junk it is.

….or ALIENS!!!

Okay Varek quit screwing around…

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sagehen Dec 22, 2015 • 8:16:44pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

“a commonly used word in politics”???

Really? Who else says it, Donald?

Probably Roger Stone, that paragon of ratfuckery.

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Belafon Dec 22, 2015 • 8:18:32pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

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So, space junk it is.

….or ALIENS!!!

If it was aliens, they didn’t obviously didn’t take into account our atmosphere, and died upon entry.

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gocart mozart Dec 22, 2015 • 8:19:43pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

So, space junk it is.

….or ALIENS!!!

OMG! Alien space junk! This one has crashed but they will send others!

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 8:19:53pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

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So, space junk it is.

….or ALIENS!!!

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 8:20:24pm

re: #228 gocart mozart

OMG! Alien space junk! This one has crashed but they will send others!

Throw a beer can at it.

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gocart mozart Dec 22, 2015 • 8:21:39pm

re: #230 Big Beautiful Door

Good idea.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 8:22:03pm

my dad: 1 Donald Trump: 0 pic.twitter.com/fEslPyrwWM

— Chri$tina (@dopechxistina) December 23, 2015

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A Cranky One Dec 22, 2015 • 8:22:23pm

re: #224 Backwoods_Sleuth

Stop using logic. Trust the force.

It was an Imperial Droid.
We’re doomed.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 8:23:14pm

drones….

WATCH: Drone Falls From Sky, Narrowly Misses Skier In Slalom Competition https://t.co/9hZKcQpXIa @npr #news

— Tom Wellborn (@TLW3) December 23, 2015

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Big Beautiful Door Dec 22, 2015 • 8:23:32pm

re: #233 A Cranky One

Stop using logic. Trust the force.

It was an Imperial Droid.
We’re doomed.

Thank God; all we need is an army of teddy bears with spears.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 8:27:47pm

@Lawrence I worked for the Bronx BP for 7 years. I never heard schlonged. If you ask if we called Trump a pendejo I’ll plead the fifth.

— Jack Cooke (@JackCookeInNY) December 23, 2015

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Jenner7 Dec 22, 2015 • 8:28:00pm

re: #150 Cheechako

Happy Birthday!

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A Cranky One Dec 22, 2015 • 8:28:42pm

re: #235 Big Beautiful Door

Thank God; all we need is an army of teddy bears with spears.

We need a new amendment quick: the right to arm bears.

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Whack-A-Mole Dec 22, 2015 • 8:37:55pm

re: #171 teleskiguy

Maybe I’m just showing my age here but Ms. Grable and any of the sex symbols of that day compared to

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Click to Reveal

I’ll take Betty and her contemporaries any day.

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 8:40:49pm

re: #232 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Ha nice one.

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No Country For Old Haters Dec 22, 2015 • 8:41:19pm

re: #239 Whack-A-Mole

That’s what happens when you’re raised by Billy Ray Cyrus, and rebel against your oppressive conservative upbringing.

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Great White Snark Dec 22, 2015 • 8:42:21pm

Nature Break
From last Saturday, getting little side eye from an annoyed local.

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 8:42:31pm

re: #241 No Country For Old Haters

That’s what happens when you’re raised by Billy Ray Cyrus, and rebel against your oppressive conservative upbringing.

I’ll give Miley credit. She does stand up for what she believes in. Her music will never do it for me though.

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makeitstop Dec 22, 2015 • 8:42:35pm

re: #239 Whack-A-Mole

Maybe I’m just showing my age here but Ms. Grable and any of the sex symbols of that day compared to

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I’ll take Betty and her contemporaries any day.

I should have known better than to click that.

My tastes are slightly more contemporary - despite her other assets, I’ll go with Ms. Loren on her visage alone.

Wow.

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 8:43:10pm

#Meteor over #Nevada & #California likely Russian cargo ship booster reentry @News3LV @FOX5Vegas @VickiNews3LV pic.twitter.com/nFVHUgFnyx

— Scott Sutherland (@ScottWx_TWN) December 23, 2015

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 8:44:21pm

There’s official confirmation. Russian booster rocket burns up over Nevada/Calif @News3LV @FOX5Vegas @VickiNews3LV pic.twitter.com/i9B6pXlujx

— Scott Sutherland (@ScottWx_TWN) December 23, 2015

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 8:44:58pm

What to do for the next hour and a half before I have to head to the airport.

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Charles Johnson Dec 22, 2015 • 8:45:06pm

Still laughing at: “I think I’ll just bathe in the attention of others.” These right wing crackpots are a hoot.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 23, 2015

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Backwoods_Sleuth Dec 22, 2015 • 8:50:22pm

NORAD suggests space junk as well.

@EdPiotrowski @wxbrad looking at NORAD data, slight chance this could be spent Russian ISS resupply rocket SL-4 pic.twitter.com/MJroM7VX28

— Tony Rice (@rtphokie) December 23, 2015

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teleskiguy Dec 22, 2015 • 8:57:14pm

re: #239 Whack-A-Mole

re: #244 makeitstop

As an old “millennial” (born 1982), as far as sex symbols are concerned I definitely have a soft spot for Scarlett Johansson.

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 9:01:14pm

re: #250 teleskiguy

As an old “millennial” (born 1982), as far as sex symbols are concerned I definitely have a soft spot for Scarlett Johansson.

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Scarlett is beautiful. Personally, I’ve always had a weakness for dark haired girls so even though they downplay her looks a little for Shameless, I find Emmy Rossum gorgeous. She likewise posed for Esquire, don’t know if the photos would be appropriate here since they’re uh a little more than PG-13.

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goddamnedfrank Dec 22, 2015 • 9:02:25pm

re: #245 Backwoods_Sleuth

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It took so long to burn up that I knew it was moving too slowly to be an asteroid.

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BeachDem Dec 22, 2015 • 9:04:47pm

re: #193 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Fox’s Tantaros: Trump’s attack on Clinton’s bathroom break was “masterful,” she looks like a “whiny, weak female”

What did I miss? Did Hillary even respond to the idiotic bathroom break comment? I know they said she wasn’t going to apologize for the ISIS stuff, but I must have missed her even dignifying the bathroom idiocy with any comment.

(I did love that Bernie said he also went to the bathroom. Ah, politics has been raised to such a majestic level in this country. Thanks media—and Trump.)

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 9:06:09pm

re: #253 BeachDem

What did I miss? Did Hillary even respond to the idiotic bathroom break comment? I know they said she wasn’t going to apologize for the ISIS stuff, but I must have missed her even dignifying the bathroom idiocy with any comment.

(I did love that Bernie said he also went to the bathroom. Ah, politics has been raised to such a majestic level in this country. Thanks media—and Trump.)

I am glad they didn’t response. If Trump wants to act like a toddler, let him wallow around in his own shit. I think the Trump campaign has no idea what Camp Clinton has in store for him if the Republican Party is stupid enough to nominate him.

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austin_blue Dec 22, 2015 • 9:06:25pm

re: #239 Whack-A-Mole

Maybe I’m just showing my age here but Ms. Grable and any of the sex symbols of that day compared to

(mildly NSFW)

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I’ll take Betty and her contemporaries any day.

Back in the day it was all about Sexy. Now it’s all about Sextoy. Is it coarser? Yes. Miley embraces her sexuality and lays it out in the open.

But don’t tell me that if you were 22 today and had the opportunity to tap Miley that you wouldn’t. We were, and in many ways still are, victims of our testosterone.

It might be dangerous, but it would be a hell of a ride.

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makeitstop Dec 22, 2015 • 9:16:17pm

re: #250 teleskiguy

As an old “millennial” (born 1982), as far as sex symbols are concerned I definitely have a soft spot for Scarlett Johansson.

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As soon as I posted the Loren pic, I started thinking about who would be the contemporary equivalent of pinup girls past. Ms Johansson would most definitely rate.

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HappyWarrior Dec 22, 2015 • 9:18:00pm

re: #256 makeitstop

As soon as I posted the Loren pic, I started thinking about who would be the contemporary equivalent of pinup girls past. Ms Johansson would most definitely rate.

She’s got stunning eyes. Talented actress too.

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makeitstop Dec 22, 2015 • 9:18:29pm

re: #253 BeachDem

What did I miss? Did Hillary even respond to the idiotic bathroom break comment? I know they said she wasn’t going to apologize for the ISIS stuff, but I must have missed her even dignifying the bathroom idiocy with any comment.

(I did love that Bernie said he also went to the bathroom. Ah, politics has been raised to such a majestic level in this country. Thanks media—and Trump.)

Her response was that she wouldn’t dignify his vulgarity (through a spokesperson).

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate Dec 22, 2015 • 9:30:13pm

re: #250 teleskiguy

As an old “millennial” (born 1982), as far as sex symbols are concerned I definitely have a soft spot for Scarlett Johansson.

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Heck, as a Boomer I have a soft spot for Scarlett Johansson

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vgranucci Dec 22, 2015 • 9:48:14pm

re: #102 jaunte

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And what does everyone else get?

Schlonged

Edit: I see I”m late to the game.

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BeachDem Dec 22, 2015 • 10:04:20pm

re: #258 makeitstop

Her response was that she wouldn’t dignify his vulgarity (through a spokesperson).

Thanks. So how does that make Trump “masterful,” or Hillary look like a “whiny, weak female?”

I have such a hard time translating wingnut to sanity.

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Alephnaught Dec 23, 2015 • 2:56:53am

!!!! @RealDonaldTrump Your a dickhead!!! By which we of course mean you have a head like a man named Richard!!!!!!!! https://t.co/Aa07b54Ixz

— The Senior Dads (@SeniorDads) December 23, 2015

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