Everybody Must Go Vote
So I would not feel so all alone
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I voted (and I voted for her) like I always do…butt-naked. #VoteInBed. (Pro Tip: drop the ballot off AFTER you dress if you do this)
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) November 8, 2016
What’s this terrorist writing crap on my voting sticker??
MSNBC showing a massive walkout at Phoenix high schools as students leave to canvass for votes to oust Arpaio pic.twitter.com/vaWDRmqZH1
— Mad Radhu Gumbeer (@MadRadhu) November 8, 2016
Judge to Trump et al: Sit down and shut up.
The Trump campaign wants to make names of Nevada poll workers public. Judge’s response: pic.twitter.com/tes99IMbbH
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) November 8, 2016
re: #3 Stanley Sea
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These kids are all terrorists who should be expelled from school.
Also, here is our great Bundy occupy movement with our guns that only wants to spend a little time in this nature retreat.
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Mrs. FBW and I had a pleasant breakfast discussing the ballot initiatives.
Fucking California, man. We elect a Legislature to do that shit, so we don’t have to, and then we have to keep making the fucking laws.
Generally I base my vote on whether I think the people supporting or opposing are assholes.
re: #4 Dr. Matt
Judge to Trump et al: Sit down and shut up.
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Shorter Nevada Judge to Trump Lawyer: “That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works”
— Laura Walker (@LauraWalkerKC) November 8, 2016
re: #4 Dr. Matt
Judge to Trump et al: Sit down and shut up.
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As close as a judge in a courtroom will get to “AYFKM?”
Did my bit a few weeks back. Washington State, where I’m registered - all postal voting. So convenient.
TRUMP: I’d like to drop out now. See, I can’t lose.
Still no taxi truck. I’m starting to worry Trump might take California. pic.twitter.com/YEnSUKHjBi
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) November 8, 2016
Haven’t voted yet - since I’m waiting for the Mrs. to come home so we can go together - and vote for Hillary.
But if there’s a line, I will stand in line, and I will wait until I get to vote.
Because why the hell not.
If you’ll camp out overnight to get the new iPhone or be first to watch a new Star Wars movie, you can wait in line to vote @NAACP
— lawhawk (@lawhawk) November 8, 2016
Voted Dem all the way down the Kentucky ballot five hours ago.
Not that it will make one lick of difference here, but I had to make that statement WITH MY VOTE.
I voted for Hillary. It was a ghost town at my polling place, but I live in a neighborhood that’s 50% working class and 50% hipster. The hipster contingency was still caffeinating and the workers not yet done working.
re: #12 darthstar
@darthstar99 Fuck…TACO…Taco truck..still no taco truck.
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) November 8, 2016
re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth
Voted Dem all the way down the Kentucky ballot five hours ago.
Not that it will make one lick of difference here, but I had to make that statement WITH MY VOTE.
Me too. Shame that Kentucky is so backwards. Maybe one day.
re: #3 Stanley Sea
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Where is Project Veritas to explain these voter fraud shenanigans?
A classic.
Another Christian conservative doing God’s work. pic.twitter.com/LugaufjEOC
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 8, 2016
My brother had a 3 hour line in Manhattan and a special visitor #Trump #ElectionDay #voteIRL #Clinton pic.twitter.com/JAH8wmAOYA
— Josh (@joshmbarn) November 8, 2016
Beautiful.
I voted happily for Hillary and Harris, Yes to Pot, No to background checks for bullets (stupid IMO), no to a tobacco tax that will never increase revenues (and I vape), against the death penalty, no to removal of plastic bags from grocery stores and can’t remember the rest.
re: #18 Mike Lamb
Where is Project Veritas to explain these voter fraud shenanigans?
OKeefe is following some van down by the river.
In FL, T is ahead of her in white counties by 300,000 votes. But she’s ahead of him in non-white counties by 500,000 votes.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) November 8, 2016
If those results hold, it’s going to be a real early night.
It’s looking like a blowout.
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RT if you voted for TRUMP! #ElectionDay #Vote #Vote2016
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 8, 2016
I can’t wait for Tim Kaine to become America’s dad.
On the flight to NY, @timkaine gave each member of his staff a signed harmonica, a bottle of VA wine, and a personal note on his stationery pic.twitter.com/pCrvyTuF5y
— Betsy Klein (@betsy_klein) November 8, 2016
Wait, Clinton? I thought we were all voting for Jill Stein…
According to Slate. Clinton’s votes in Florida already exceed Obama’s in 2012, while Trump still lags Romney’s 2012 total. Without Florida, Trump has to win Michigan and Pa.
re: #26 lawhawk
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If those results hold, it’s going to be a real early night.
Good, I have to work tomorrow heh.
re: #26 lawhawk
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If those results hold, it’s going to be a real early night.
I suspect that more Clinton supporters voted early in states that permit it, since there’s more of a risk of an encounter with crazy racists today.
re: #24 HappyWarrior
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Ouch. We just got rid of our Trump like fascist.
re: #23 Sir John Barron
OKeefe is following some van down by the river.
He needs to check out those big, underground (and obviously FEMA sponsored) trains in the major urban centers that keep delivering people to stops near polling stations.
re: #28 No Depression
I can’t wait for Tim Kaine to become America’s dad.
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The Onion is going to have so much fun with him and he like Joe Biden is going to have fun with it. We haven’t had a Virginian in the executive branch since Woodrow Wilson and I’m honored that Tim Kaine, a man I’ve now in some way or form voted three times now will do that. He’s not only a terrific leader but a great guy too.
re: #30 Big Beautiful Door
According to Slate. Clinton’s votes in Florida already exceed Obama’s in 2012, while Trump still lags Romney’s 2012 total. Without Florida, Trump has to win Michigan and Pa.
He’s not winning those.
re: #27 b.d.
It’s looking like a blowout.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Creating a list of credulous boneheads and toxic bigots for marketing purposes?
— (((Jeff Furling))) (@FurlingtonJeff) November 8, 2016
Get used to stories like this rather than Mike Pence sends nation to room for listening to the Beach Boys.
re: #26 lawhawk
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If those results hold, it’s going to be a real early night.
What I’m holding in mind today, after too many election-day afternoons spent gnawing on my liver:
1/ Let me make a note or two about THIS election day. First, nobody knows nothin’ except HRC’s campaign. THEY know things.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 8, 2016
alright time to play some world of tanks, will be checking in and here for the results to come in.
re: #15 Dragonomics
I voted for Hillary. It was a ghost town at my polling place, but I live in a neighborhood that’s 50% working class and 50% hipster. The hipster contingency was still caffeinating and the workers not yet done working.
My polling place had no line either. It makes me feel a little guilty how easy it was to vote knowing that there are districts with huge lines.
Huge lines……that’s the real story regarding “rigged” elections and stealing elections. How many people turn away when they see long lines? I bet it is a lot more than the handful of cases of voter fraud.
So I got up at 5:00 this morning (ugggh!) and headed down to the Hillary office to do a few hours of get out the vote (phoning Michigan this morning), as I’ve done every weekday — not this early — for seems like years. Someone should tell them that allowing enough helpers in that the network chokes is counterproductive, but the calling was continuous.
Then I voted on the way home. It took about 45 minutes — 10-15 minute wait for the ballot, about the same to get to a voting booth as I’m too old to sit on the floor, and the rest to fill out and check everything on the EIGHT PAGE ballot (two pages for national and statewide offices, two pages for 17 state propositions, a page for local offices, another for local propositions, and two pages for the two local offices that are ranked choice). But it’s DONE.
Now I’m planning to go and see Dr. Strange later this afternoon. If I don’t fall asleep and wake up after it starts.
[Someone needs to tell Sam Wang that his opening hours for CA polling places are wrong. The polls close at 8:00, not 11:00. Is he talking about postmarks or something?]
Is anyone else getting excited about tonight? I’m honestly not that scared right now.
To crack open a beer or not to, that is the question.
re: #43 b_sharp
Hell of a day for my Internet to break down.
Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue…
re: #9 Blind Frog Belly White
As close as a judge in a courtroom will get to “AYFKM?”
I think we can summarize the judge as saying:
GTFO
re: #44 Snarknado!
Wouldn’t that be the Eastern Time value?
Back from the polls. Took all of 10 minutes (I let some guy go ahead of me.) Close to 500 had already voted in my precinct (for local elections, that number seldom tops 100.) Sadly, probably just means more Repubs getting off their lazy asses and voting.
The three lady poll workers smiled when they saw my white outfit—two are regulars who always work there, one new one. One is a white hair from Philadelphia; one an African American; the new one, I believe, Indian—pretty sure they’re all Dems. One male poll worker—think he’s a Repub.
Didn’t vote straight ticket because I wanted to actually click next to Hillary/Tim. Only two other races with Dem contenders—Senate and US House. Every other freaking race, an uncontested Republican. I left all blank except for my idiotic State Rep, Alan “zombie voters are ruining SC” Clemmons—I wrote in “Anyone But” in that race.
No signs, no nothing outside
re: #42 Stanley Sea
Why does Melania put on her sunglasses
Ashamed to be seen in public or she does not want to make eye contact with commoners. Given that she also looks down and lets her hair cover her face I suspect she is shielding herself from jeering.
re: #45 No Depression
Is anyone else getting excited about tonight? I’m honestly not that scared right now.
Equal parts excited and terrified. You know, like prom.
re: #44 Snarknado!
I forgot to mention that I’ve never seen so many people casting provisional ballots. These people all looked like undergraduates, too — the sort who’d normally blow something like that off (I apologize to all undergrads for stereotyping, but most of you know I’m right…). Maybe they think it’s important or something.
re: #49 Belafon
Wouldn’t that be the Eastern Time value?
Could be. I got up well before the sun this morning, I may not be tracking correctly. (East coast chauvinist snobbery, that’s what it is!)
re: #52 A wild WITHAK appeared!
Equal parts excited and terrified. You know, like prom.
But without having to get all gussied up.
Since there can never be too many different insults applied to Trump, here’s a new one:
Hideous Transcendent Pig
re: #51 KerFuFFler
Ashamed to be seen in public or she does not want to make eye contact with commoners. Given that she also looks down and lets her hair cover her face I suspect she is shielding herself from jeering.
Or covering up the black eye. (I hope not.)
re: #55 Dr Lizardo
Beer?!
Try this instead.
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Ah, the Lap-Frog!
Years ago, my Dad had gotten a bottle of that just before Thanksgiving. Over Thursday - Friday, two of my brothers in law, my brothers, my nephew and I emptied it. Dad never got a drop.
He was some pissed.
re: #55 Dr Lizardo
Beer?!
Try this instead.
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Man that looks good. I’m more an Irish whiskey guy though than Scotch. Wish I still had some of that original type Jameson I bought in Dublin a couple years ago.
Now the kids are joining in on the fun:
Across from a Concord polling place: Three kids holding Trump signs in a chant battle with one kid holding HRC sign
— Kathleen Ronayne (@kronayne) November 8, 2016
One girl holding Trump sign says “my mom told me to do this.” She yells “Hillary for prison!” Clinton kid responds: “no one likes you!” https://t.co/THH9YZsyWV
— Kathleen Ronayne (@kronayne) November 8, 2016
Spent an hour waiting (NYC), but got my vote in. #ImwithHer
538 reports a poll issued today shows Murphy even with Rubio. Be sweet if the explosion of hispanic turnout against Trump takes Lil’ Marco down as well.
re: #60 Blind Frog Belly White
Ah, the Lap-Frog!
Years ago, my Dad had gotten a bottle of that just before Thanksgiving. Over Thursday - Friday, two of my brothers in law, my brothers, my nephew and I emptied it. Dad never got a drop.
He was some pissed.
I have a bottle of Glenfiddich 18 I’ve had for a year or more. I love the stuff but every time I drink I get intense stomach pain.
re: #28 No Depression
I can’t wait for Tim Kaine to become America’s dad.
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Wine not from Trump winery. Rigged!
What does it tell you when a woman is wearing a Trump hat but a white pantsuit?
My 80 year old grandparents in Nevada sent me this to post to #MagaSelfie #MAGA3X #ElectionDay - God Bless America! pic.twitter.com/HIgRPpg2MA
— Deplorable Devo (@FreedomIsScary) November 8, 2016
re: #37 No Country For Old Haters
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Hopefully true. I remember when 2000 exit polls were looking really good for Gore.
re: #65 Big Beautiful Door
538 reports a poll issued today shows Murphy even with Rubio. Be sweet if the explosion of hispanic turnout against Trump takes Lil’ Marco down as well.
May the FSM crush the MSM and hold a loving noodly appendage under you and bear you up against all your enemies.
re: #69 BeachDem
Wine not from Trump winery. Rigged!
Jesting aside, Virginia does have a good wine selection. I don’t drink much wine but I’ve been to two weddings at Va wineries and both have been beautiful with good wine.
re: #70 The Vicious Babushka
What does it tell you when a woman is wearing a Trump hat but a white pantsuit?
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Schizophrenia?
Meanwhile in FreeperLand, apparently a competent ground game is considered a sign of desperation.
Jim Bakker says if Donald Trump loses, Christmas could be outlawed and the End Times will be upon us https://t.co/ntn4TW6yre
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) November 8, 2016
re: #62 HappyWarrior
Man that looks good. I’m more an Irish whiskey guy though than Scotch. Wish I still had some of that original type Jameson I bought in Dublin a couple years ago.
Tyrconnel is good single malt Irish whiskey. I still really like single malt scotch and I trend towards the peat-heavy lowland and Speyside types. My spouse prefers Highland single malts.
re: #68 austin_blue
Yes! Iodine, salt, and peat!
I poured myself a glass of it one time, and The Younger Boy came into the room, sniffed, and said, “Who left the cap off a Magic Marker?”
Damned if he isn’t right, though!
re: #46 HappyWarrior
To crack open a beer or not to, that is the question.
4PM on the East Coast, time to start frantically extrapolating election results from wildly incomplete data.
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) November 8, 2016
@justafarmer4 Just opened a brand new bottle of The Macallan single malt. I’m ready.
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) November 8, 2016
You have permission to crack it open right now.
re: #70 The Vicious Babushka
What does it tell you when a woman is wearing a Trump hat but a white pantsuit?
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That her husband thinks she’s voting for Trump?
re: #75 calochortus
Meanwhile in FreeperLand, apparently a competent ground game is considered a sign of desperation.
Hahahaha no, its a sign knowing that you know what the fuck you’re doing.
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re: #76 lawhawk
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I’m still paying off the credit card; maybe we could just suspend Christmas.
re: #70 The Vicious Babushka
What does it tell you when a woman is wearing a Trump hat but a white pantsuit?
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That’s a sweat suit, not a pant suit.
re: #70 The Vicious Babushka
What does it tell you when a woman is wearing a Trump hat but a white pantsuit?
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@FreedomIsScary The clueless narcissist Trump would make America much worse, and those of us who aren’t deplorable bigots can see that.
— (((Jeff Furling))) (@FurlingtonJeff) November 8, 2016
re: #67 b_sharp
I have a bottle of Glenfiddich 18 I’ve had for a year or more. I love the stuff but every time I drink I get intense stomach pain.
:(
re: #76 lawhawk
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Actually Christmas should be banned. I’m sick of seeing Christmas ads before Halloween./
talk about voter fraud — this gravestone voted nearly a hundred times pic.twitter.com/QooJiqWEf5
— Will (@wgfolsom) November 8, 2016
Heh.
re: #42 Stanley Sea
Why does Melania put on her sunglasses
I was waiting for her to pull out a large, floppy hat and a sign that said ‘I’m not with him.’
re: #77 Scottishdragon
My wife is the whisky drinker and she alternates between Glenmorangie and Glenfiddich. Although lately she has taken to some of the rather good whisky coming out of Japan, in particular the Taketsuru brand made by Nikka.
re: #87 No Depression
Actually Christmas should be banned. I’m sick of seeing Christmas ads before Halloween./
Half the candy we gave out for Halloween was Christmas candy because we went to the store on Oct. 30 and they were already restocking.
re: #77 Scottishdragon
Tyrconnel is good single malt Irish whiskey. I still really like single malt scotch and I trend towards the peat-heavy lowland and Speyside types. My Spouse prefers Highland single malts.
I love the art on the Tyrconnel’s. The horse is really a nice touch. I prefer the Irish for sentimental reasons but I was proud of second great Nana’s brief time in Scotland (born there to Irish emigrants and then came here as a teenager.)
re: #89 Big Beautiful Door
To final victory in the War on Christmas!!
As long as we still get to celebrate the Winter Solstice with food, lights, family and friends, I’m good with that.
re: #76 lawhawk
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@RightWingWatch More derp from a fake Christian.
— jim (@jlcoffeecup) November 8, 2016
re: #38 HappyWarrior
I needed that laugh. Thank you so much.
re: #79 Backwoods_Sleuth
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You have permission to crack it open right now.
Already did it. Starting out with a Sam Adams Rebel IPA. I did the create your own six pack thing yesterday when I was out. Not drinking liquor much anymore so I don’t have any of that.
re: #70 The Vicious Babushka
What does it tell you when a woman is wearing a Trump hat but a white pantsuit?
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There is no man looking over her shoulder telling her what to do in the privacy of the ballot.
re: #95 calochortus
As long as we still get to celebrate the Winter Solstice with food, lights, family and friends, I’m good with that.
Hitlery will impose Festivus and ban Christmas by executive order. Christmas trees will be banned, and every family issued an aluminum pole. Bwahahahahah!!!
re: #70 The Vicious Babushka
What does it tell you when a woman is wearing a Trump hat but a white pantsuit?
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She didn’t tell the old man what was really up.
re: #58 EPR-radar
Since there can never be too many different insults applied to Trump, here’s a new one:
Hideous Transcendent Pig
I also like Deadspin’s
empty gas station salami wrapper
re: #102 Eclectic Cyborg
If he put his twitter account on pay-per-view tonight during a meltdown, I’d certainly fork over the money to watch.
Voted! Wore my “Hamilton the musical” t shirt. Hell yeah, America!
Tweedledum and Tweedledumber
Beavis and Butthead
Uday and Qusay
Eric Trump may have broken New York state law with his ballot tweet https://t.co/AL8jHIS9rL pic.twitter.com/A9P4g5hJB9
— CNN (@CNN) November 8, 2016
My voting experience was around 15 minutes including the time it took me to get into my car and be back on the road to work.
So the trick was to miss the opening rush at 6am. I hit it around 7:30 and manually filled out my rather long ballot. I spent longer sitting in an unusual traffic jam that it took me to vote.
The benefits of living in rural white America.
I went on a rant yesterday with my wife about the gd older white men…what’s wrong with them? I can say that being 55 and very white.
re: #106 lockjawcanbefun
If he put his twitter account on pay-per-view tonight during a meltdown, I’d certainly fork over the money to watch.
If things go the way I’mma thinking they’re gonna go, Hannity’s meltdown will truly be one for the ages.
re: #98 Black d20
I needed that laugh. Thank you so much.
To be fair, I sort of ripped it off from Reagan’s interior secretary banning them from the Mall for “promoting” drug use and alcoholism but thanks! Seriously though, Pence is the kind of guy who thinks frigging Mulan is liberal propaganda. I bet he’s fun at parties.
re: #104 makeitstop
She didn’t tell the old man what was really up.
There is apparently a gap of several percentage points between men who think their wife is voting for Trump and those women who say they actually will.
Hair Fuhrer is fucked:
Record turnout possible in #philadelphia. City officials: could exceed 2008’s 70% of registered voters #Decision2016 @NBCPhiladelphia pic.twitter.com/CtPF6D2okF
— Jim Rosenfield (@jimrosenfield) November 8, 2016
re: #92 nickzi
I’ve heard that Japan is seriously doing work when it comes to whiskey, especially Suntory.
And then I google this and blink a few times: dekanta.com
re: #77 Scottishdragon
Tyrconnel is good single malt Irish whiskey. I still really like single malt scotch and I trend towards the peat-heavy lowland and Speyside types. My Spouse prefers Highland single malts.
You should give The Famous Grouse a try. It’s a blend but it’s basically half Macallan and half Highland Park. Really good and dead cheap.
re: #113 No Depression
Hair Fuhrer is fucked:
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And to think I was worried about that transit strike.
re: #42 Stanley Sea
Why does Melania put on her sunglasses
Because she’s straight out of central casting for a Bond villainess.
re: #67 b_sharp
I have a bottle of Glenfiddich 18 I’ve had for a year or more. I love the stuff but every time I drink I get intense stomach pain.
That’s so sad to hear. But the older the scotch, the more intense the pain is likely to be. Let me help. Just send that danged old Glenfiddich to me, and it won’t ever bother you again. No need to thank me. It’s just the kind of guy I am.
re: #114 Black d20
I’ve heard that Japan is seriously doing work when it comes to whiskey, especially Suntory.
And then I google this and blink a few times: dekanta.com
A mere €108, 131.99?!
I’ll take three!!
LOLOL that’s for people who have more money than sense.
re: #42 Stanley Sea
Why does Melania put on her sunglasses
She’s protesting against an oranged marriage to a guy who’s clearly bananas?
Scandalous!
@FrankConniff This email from @HillaryClinton could tip the election to @realDonaldTrump. Shocking scandal! #ElectionDay #iVoted pic.twitter.com/OphwgiXUI0
— Chris Garman (@sononothing) November 8, 2016
re: #121 De Kolta Chair
Scandalous!
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SPLITTING A CREME BRULEE?!
Clearly, she’s history’s greatest monster!!!
*heh*
re: #121 De Kolta Chair
Scandalous!
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Well, she’s got the Creme Brulee vote locked up. So to speak.
re: #114 Black d20
I’ve heard that Japan is seriously doing work when it comes to whiskey, especially Suntory.
That seems to be the consensus among whisky lovers. Some recent “best of” guides have given their top ratings to Japanese whisky.
re: #108 The Vicious Babushka
Tweedledum and Tweedledumber
Beavis and Butthead
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Tweedledumb and Tweedlefuckingstupid.
re: #121 De Kolta Chair
Scandalous!
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PROOF: HILLARY AND HUMA R LEZBIAN LUVERS!!1!1!11 WOW!1!1!111!1
re: #42 Stanley Sea
Why does Melania put on her sunglasses
So she won’t be spotted by Moose & Skvurrel
re: #124 Dr Lizardo
SPLITTING A CREME BRULEE?!
Clearly, she’s history’s greatest monster!!!
*heh*
Say what you will about Putin, he would never split a Creme Brulee with Dmitry Medvedev.
@SMShow @frangeladuo yassss. pic.twitter.com/5plXtXj8Pw
— Jeremy Davis (@jd937) November 8, 2016
re: #121 De Kolta Chair
Scandalous!
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First it was latte-sipping, then it was creme brulees. Is there no shame left in America?
re: #124 Dr Lizardo
SPLITTING A CREME BRULEE?!
Clearly, she’s history’s greatest monster!!!
*heh*
I’d tell Huma to order her own damn Creme Brulee. Love that stuff.
re: #132 nickzi
First it was latte-sipping, then it was creme brulees. Is there no shame left in America?
Not my America! Make America Creme alone again!
And now, today’s nuclear hot take from Rage Furby Chuck C. Johnson. pic.twitter.com/FufQGEiGCj
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 8, 2016
re: #133 makeitstop
I’d tell Huma to order her own damn Creme Brulee. Love that stuff.
So do I. There’s a new(ish) Spanish restaurant here in town called “Si” and damn, if they don’t have the best creme brulee I’ve ever had! Went there with a student - she loves Spanish food and next week, we’re up for a Mexican place here in town as well.
I’m starting to stress out, and since I can’t partake of any intoxicants, I’m gonna delurk and go read & watch videos in the hopes of distracting myself.
TTYL, lizards.
re: #108 The Vicious Babushka
Tweedledum and Tweedledumber
Beavis and Butthead
Uday and Qusay
I am curious what justification there is for making pictures of your ballot illegal.
Uh, wow. Obama won Orange County, FL by 18%. They are reporting 45k MORE ballots cast than all of ‘12, with over 3 hours of voting left.
— Tom Bonier (@tbonier) November 8, 2016
re: #137 Charles Johnson
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In short, we must get better at intimidating voters who don’t want to vote for us again if we want to win. Glad he’s in New York. Maybe HAW will finally dump his ass when he gets arrested for causing a scene at the Trump Tower.
So this ad just played on CNN.
Wonderful campaign commercial that makes a real statement #electionday #myvote2016 #MakeAmericaHappyAgain#Pedigree https://t.co/n97cvzGTzl
— Mama Jane (@waytogopdx) November 8, 2016
re: #142 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Okay, hear me out here but could we see the last of Marco Rubio tonight? That was a race I wasn’t too bullish on but now I’m starting to think my fellow millennial Murphy may have it in him.
re: #140 Belafon
I am curious what justification there is for making pictures of your ballot illegal.
It’s harder/less certain to buy votes if you can’t get proof that someone actually voted a certain way.
re: #140 Belafon
I am curious what justification there is for making pictures of your ballot illegal.
To prevent people from selling their votes.
re: #131 bratwurst
I like how Trump’s “book” is on a bigger fire sale than some stupid Bill O’Reilly book.
re: #140 Belafon
I am curious what justification there is for making pictures of your ballot illegal.
So you can’t sell your vote. Or rather, you can’t prove to a vote buyer that you’ve followed through.
I am having fantasies that Melania just wrote in “Help Me, I’m being held against my will” on her ballot.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) November 8, 2016
re: #113 No Depression
Hair Fuhrer is fucked:
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Let us hope.
What’s VeritasIsEverywhere doing to stop all this?
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re: #148 philosophus invidius
I like how Trump’s “book” is on a bigger fire sale than some stupid Bill O’Reilly book.
Book-like product
re: #30 Big Beautiful Door
According to Slate. Clinton’s votes in Florida already exceed Obama’s in 2012, while Trump still lags Romney’s 2012 total. Without Florida, Trump has to win Michigan and Pa.
That says to me the women of Florida are out voting for her…and hopefully a sign that women all over this country are doing the same.
Also an increase in percentage of Hispanic/Latino and Blacks.
re: #148 philosophus invidius
I like how Trump’s “book” is on a bigger fire sale than some stupid Bill O’Reilly book.
Trump’s “book” was called Crippled America. Really.
re: #30 Big Beautiful Door
According to Slate. Clinton’s votes in Florida already exceed Obama’s in 2012, while Trump still lags Romney’s 2012 total. Without Florida, Trump has to win Michigan and Pa.
Really not sure how they know this.
re: #153 ObserverArt
That says to me the women of Florida are out voting for her…and hopefully a sign that women all over this country are doing the same.
Also an increase in percentage of Hispanic/Latino and Blacks.
Hey, don’t know if you voted early or not but if you did vote today, what was your feel? I originally thought your state was going Trumpy’s way but I’ve gotten more bullish on Ohio over the weekend.
re: #151 Sir John Barron
What’s VeritasIsEverywhere doing to stop all this?
Thanks to Obama’s gas prices he can intimidate voters at a low low price.
If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) November 8, 2016
This is literally how the Nazis defined who was and was not a Jew https://t.co/S60deKLR58
— Matt O’Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) November 8, 2016
re: #159 darthstar
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I don’t think that’s a coincidence. Coulter is hateful but she’s not stupid.
re: #136 Charles Johnson
The Furby is creeping around Trump Tower again.
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Meaning he forgot he needs to vote in California.
re: #4 Dr. Matt
Judge to Trump et al: Sit down and shut up.
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Twitter management listening to that should be embarrassed as all hell, their brand just became synonymous with unwarranted abuse and harassment in a court of law. I love Twitter, or rather I should say I love what Twitter could be if it would police and moderate it’s community to elementary social norms of behavior.
Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald 5h5 hours ago
1. Source: “If you asked Don, he’d call me his best friend.”
Me: “What would you call him?”
Source: “A clinical sociopath.”
Everyone should check out Eichenwald’s twitter feed over the last 24 hours. He’s been laying out the career and character of Trump in an absolutely devastating series of tweets.
re: #28 No Depression
I can’t wait for Tim Kaine to become America’s dad.
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virginia wine….what is that? Champipple?
re: #113 No Depression
Hair Fuhrer is fucked:
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Wow…70% of registered voters voting in Philly. Cool. I guess they take their civic duty serious in the City of Brotherly Love and home of The Bill of Rights and The US Constitution.
Way to go Philly! I’ll never forget my time in the city for the Bicentennial celebration.
re: #140 Belafon
I am curious what justification there is for making pictures of your ballot illegal.
Boss Tweed wants documentation for his $2.
Bill MitchellVerified account
@mitchellvii
Exclusive-Michele Bachmann: Minnesota is in Play - Breitbart
The Convergence of Derp is gathering pace.
re: #144 Stanley Sea
Dogs are voting for Trump? VOTER FRAUD, people, VOTER FRAUD!!!
re: #169 Nyet
“Trump supporters are decent people!”
Nope.
Agreed. Stopped watching when I realized it was going to be a sanitized, anodyne “both sides”, let’s-normalize-support-of-fascism type thing.
re: #142 Backwoods_Sleuth
When people talk about an enthusiasm gap, we’ll see that the numbers will show anything but.
re: #55 Dr Lizardo
Beer?!
Try this instead.
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Hey! Aren’t there rules against posting Malt P0rn here?
re: #136 Charles Johnson
Oh, Jesus! UpChuck Johnson has somehow made it to New York?
On the positive side, it’s New York: one more ugly sketchy sleazoid scruffing along in the streets, and lurking around behind dumpsters probably won’t be noticed much.
On the negative side: it’s Chuck Johnson - how much more of a negative IS there?
re: #140 Belafon
I am curious what justification there is for making pictures of your ballot illegal.
Can’t prove to someone that you voted the way you were told, either they payed you to vote a certain way or they told you to vote a certain way ‘or else’ (e.g. boss to worker, vote Trump or don’t come into work on Wednesday). If pics are illegal they can’t make you ‘prove’ how you voted.
I just got back from voting. Voted for Hillary as well as local Democrats here in Des Moines (Polk County). On a related note, one of my former college professors I’m friends with on Facebook who voted for Hillary made a satirical sticker that says “I Rigged”.
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