The Bob & Chez Show: Election Day 2016

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob & Chez Show:

Election Day 2016: Our predictions for Election Night; The final poll aggregators show a big Hillary victory; Bruce Springsteen gets wonky for Hillary; The Democratic Rock Stars; Will Trump Concede?; Trump stole speech lines from Napoleon Dynamite and Independence Day; Dixville Notch; Bob’s Top 10 Most Ridiculous Trump Quotes; Alex Jones’ Final Argument Against Hillary; and more.

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:28:37pm

I voted!

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:30:59pm

GET UP IT’S ELECTION DAY

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:31:04pm
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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:31:47pm
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Utah is not a country, it’s a state.

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:31:48pm

It looks like white supremacists have hijacked the Democratic Underground site.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:32:00pm

Two of the most moving things I’ve seen today at the polls and one of these hits close to home. One is old women including some who were born before women got the right to vote, voting. The other and one that hits home is people especially women who have been naturalized voting.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:32:20pm

He got his phone back….

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:32:31pm

re: #4 Jenner7

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Utah is not a country, it’s a state.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:32:40pm

re: #1 Kragar

I voted!

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:33:09pm

re: #5 Dr Lizardo

It looks like white supremacists have hijacked the Democratic Underground site.

DU seems OK now.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:33:30pm

This is what I think the map will look like tonight:

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:33:40pm

re: #9 Scottishdragon

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Ian G.  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:33:56pm

So Project Veritas has a place where you can report your suspicion of “voter fraud”. I decided to mess with it by giving my name as “Berevtov Szanitiy” and that I was up in Massena NY and saw “black foreigners” cross the US-Canada border to vote. You can upload a photo of what you saw, so I uploaded this pic.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:34:15pm

re: #4 Jenner7

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Utah is not a country, it’s a state.

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bratwurst  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:34:17pm

Cue the sad trombone…

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:34:43pm

re: #11 No Depression

This is what I think the map will look like tonight:

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Honestly, I feel good about N.C(despite the shannigans), Arizona, and Ohio.

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:34:43pm

And DU’s been hijacked again.

In any event, I’m out for the night. Up early tomorrow. Hold the fort, Lizards.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:34:49pm

re: #12 Kragar

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:35:07pm
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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:35:19pm

re: #11 No Depression

I think NC may well be in the blue column.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:35:27pm
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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:35:48pm

re: #19 jaunte

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:35:59pm

re: #20 Scottishdragon

I think NC may well be in the blue column.

Yeah i do too. I feel good about your other races too.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:37:56pm

re: #19 jaunte

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Lois Lenski, fuck you? What’s that guy got against “Farmer Small”?

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:38:35pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:38:52pm
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Went out to buy a loaf of bread and got shot?
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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:39:28pm

re: #26 Blind Frog Belly White

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Went out to buy a loaf of bread and got shot?
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Got scared when they saw someone with a different skin tone than their fat asses.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:39:31pm

re: #25 Kragar

For you :)

(Check out the pre-Heresy Dark Angel in MkII armor)

Warhammer: A New Kind of Space Marine [SFM]

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:40:05pm

re: #26 Blind Frog Belly White

Any report from all those Trumper tough guys who were going to go poll watch in the inner city?
— Tom Nichols

Some guy in Philly mentioned a “belt” and they all went home crying.

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:40:51pm

I retweeted this 8 hours ago. It’s still good.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:41:23pm

hmmmm Kaleigh Mc is wearing white.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:42:01pm
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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:42:57pm
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Frankie Five Angels  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:43:02pm

I have my notifications set up on twitter for when Trump and Hannity tweet. It’s going to be a really, really fun night.

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:43:04pm

re: #28 Scottishdragon

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:43:30pm

Things I never thought I’d see at Redstate, part 12.

An article by a RS front pager with the title “If you vote for Trump, you OWN the Racism. Yes, YOU.”

Time to enjoy the fussing in the comments about this.

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:43:51pm

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:44:31pm

re: #36 EPR-radar

Things I never thought I’d see at Redstate, part 12.

An article by a RS front pager with the title “If you vote for Trump, you OWN the Racism. Yes, YOU.”

Time to enjoy the fussing in the comments about this.

I still think Erickson is a miserable asshole but I do give him credit here.

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Frankie Five Angels  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:44:46pm

Question: Do campaign directors or any other staff get bonuses if their boss wins?

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:45:06pm

re: #35 Kragar

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Want some Imperial with that Fist??

:D

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:45:31pm

re: #11 No Depression

This is what I think the map will look like tonight:

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I think she gets NC too.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:45:47pm

re: #15 bratwurst

Cue the sad trombone…

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I’m surprised they aren’t yelling that the entire voting process is unfair and president should be selected by caucus…

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:46:10pm

re: #39 Frankie Five Angels

Question: Do campaign directors or any other staff get bonuses if their boss wins?

More relevant question - do Trump campaign directors or any other staff get PAID if their boss loses?

Or wins. Either way.

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makeitstop  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:46:12pm

Heh.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:46:32pm

If Hillary gets either NC or Fl…it’s over.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:46:53pm

re: #40 Scottishdragon

Want some Imperial with that Fist??

:D

What, the margarine?
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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:46:59pm

re: #45 Scottishdragon

If Hillary gets either NC or Fl…it’s over.

Yep and I feel good about both especially Florida.

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:47:04pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:47:11pm
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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:47:37pm

re: #37 jaunte

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Apocalypse Now intro: The Doors, The End {1979}

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Frankie Five Angels  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:47:51pm

Romney got 27% of the Latino vote in 2012, I say Trump will get 18% tops. Throw in Hillary winning college-educated whites who have voted R since 1956, and you have the possibility of a blowout.

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nines09  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:47:51pm

re: #25 Kragar

Hide the cutlery.

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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:47:56pm

re: #21 Charles Johnson

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:48:02pm

re: #45 Scottishdragon

If Hillary gets either NC or Fl…it’s over.

Unless Trump wins California and New York.
HAHAHAHAHAAAA…never mind.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:48:12pm

CNN making fun of Trump’s tweet

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Belafon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:48:12pm

re: #39 Frankie Five Angels

Question: Do campaign directors or any other staff get bonuses if their boss wins?

They get to go home funded by the campaign.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:48:21pm
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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:49:00pm

re: #38 HappyWarrior

I still think Erickson is a miserable asshole but I do give him credit here.

He’s not at redstate anymore, but he is anti-trump at resurgent

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:49:25pm

re: #38 HappyWarrior

I still think Erickson is a miserable asshole but I do give him credit here.

Erickson is a miserable asshole who has moved on from RedState. Being against Trump may be the one and only thing Erickson has ever done right.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:49:33pm

re: #54 darthstar

Unless Trump wins California and New York.
HAHAHAHAHAAAA…never mind.

Hillary tonight

Apocalypse Now - Helicopter Scene - Ride of the Valkyries

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:49:39pm

re: #57 Jenner7

Positively funereal.

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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:49:43pm

re: #25 Kragar

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austin_blue  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:49:53pm

re: #39 Frankie Five Angels

Question: Do campaign directors or any other staff get bonuses if their boss wins?

White House Chief of Staff or Political Director?

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:49:57pm

re: #40 Scottishdragon

Don’t know if you saw a thread or so back, but the word is GW is set to start producing plastic HH Deimos pattern vehicles in the next few months

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:50:05pm
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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:50:10pm

re: #57 Jenner7

Firecracker needed.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:50:10pm

re: #41 darthstar

I think she gets NC too.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:50:19pm

re: #58 Big Beautiful Door

He’s not at redstate anymore, but he is anti-trump at resurgent

Affectionately known by some as The Regurgitant.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:50:19pm

re: #58 Big Beautiful Door

He’s not at redstate anymore, but he is anti-trump at resurgent

Oh okay.

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:50:32pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:50:33pm

re: #59 EPR-radar

Erickson is a miserable asshole who has moved on from RedState. Being against Trump may be the one and only thing Erickson has ever done right.

Right about htat.

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451_Montag  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:50:34pm

re: #62 No Country For Old Haters

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He’s got friends?

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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:50:45pm

re: #57 Jenner7

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:51:00pm

Beer number 2, Strongbow. Have to say, I’m not a Trekkie but I love their commercials with Patrick Stewart.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:51:04pm

Nothing to see here, heh Donald?

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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:51:04pm

re: #72 451_Montag

yes men

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:51:13pm

re: #67 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Ooh, you gave her AZ as well. Nice touch.

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Frankie Five Angels  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:51:33pm

re: #63 austin_blue

White House Chief of Staff or Political Director?

No I meant in their contracts. Like does Mook get an extra million if HRC wins tonight.

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:51:33pm

re: #57 Jenner7

I don’t think Trump has the self-awareness to have ever looked that sad.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:51:38pm

re: #67 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

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And I don’t think Utah will be red. It might not be blue, but it ain’t gonna be red.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:51:49pm

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Sad?

It looks like Margaret Thatcher doing cosplay.

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:52:13pm
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I think I have to go find a cluster of them.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:52:31pm

re: #77 darthstar

Ooh, you gave her AZ as well. Nice touch.

I have her winning AZ too. We’re not going to get McCain out but getting Arpaio out I think is more important and I think is the most likely of the three events in AZ I want to happen this evening.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:52:33pm

re: #57 Jenner7

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Is there anyone more narcissistic than Trump? Jeebus.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:52:47pm

re: #64 Kragar

Don’t know if you saw a thread or so back, but the word is GW is set to start producing plastic HH Deimos pattern vehicles in the next few months

Seriously?

I scratch built two 30K Deimos turrets for my kid’s Space Wolves and two for my Dark Angels Predators (in both cases, we had Deimos Predators from years ago but with lascannon turret options not allowed in 30K…so we needed new turrets)

My kid’s 30K Space Wolves legion army is about ready to hit the table.

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nines09  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:52:50pm

re: #57 Jenner7

It doesn’t look happy.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:52:51pm

re: #78 Frankie Five Angels

No I meant in their contracts. Like does Mook get an extra million if HRC wins tonight.

Nah, I’m pretty sure the bonus is “potential job at the White House” and not “check for x.”

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:52:53pm

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

And I don’t think Utah will be red. It might not be blue, but it ain’t gonna be red.

Predicting a McMullin win? Bold!

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:53:06pm
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ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:53:16pm

re: #7 Jenner7

He got his phone back….

Maybe they came to the conclusion he can’t screw this up anymore than he already has and it all appears to be a lost cause.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:53:17pm

re: #78 Frankie Five Angels

No I meant in their contracts. Like does Mook get an extra million if HRC wins tonight.

I think Robby needs to be considered for DNC chair or some important position within the party or on her WH staff. He’s done a hell of a job.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:53:24pm

re: #57 Jenner7

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That’s not Donald Trump—that’s Richard Burton. Is that how he sees himself?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:53:51pm

re: #57 Jenner7

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Sad? Looks fucking DESOLATED!

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makeitstop  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:53:52pm

re: #57 Jenner7

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Wait, that’s fucking grotesque.

They’re gonna celebrate (or not) by chopping up a facsimile of his head?

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Tigger2  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:54:09pm

re: #57 Jenner7

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:54:18pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

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This is the most Election 2016 thing ever.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:54:26pm

This is the opposite of me & Zedushka except we’ve been married for 45 years

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:54:28pm

re: #80 Backwoods_Sleuth

And I don’t think Utah will be red. It might not be blue, but it ain’t gonna be red.

Any chance of Trump and McMullin splitting the vote?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:54:31pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

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Face says it all.

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:55:07pm

Trumpcake is wearing the only Trump tie ever made in the USA.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:55:07pm

Evening Lizardim from the beautiful, cold wild north country. Happy Election Day to you all. It was not so happy here; I will explain momentarily.

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:55:35pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:55:48pm

So. That part where I said it was crowded at Kinkakuji? It was really fucking crowded.

These photos were taken about 10 minutes apart.

That’s a nice, quiet drive.
Oh dear the tour buses have arrived.
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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:55:51pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

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The cake looks like it has been listening to Vogon poetry.

For years.

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Belafon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:56:03pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

Maybe Donald will turn into Miss Havisham after the election, trapping himself in the tower with his cake.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:56:07pm

re: #97 The Vicious Babushka

This is the opposite of me & Zedushka except we’ve been married for 45 years

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That’s good. I still have friends and some family albeit more distant relatives that support him. I’m not going to be a dick to them over that. These two were together long before the Orange Shit Goblin and they will afterwards.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:56:23pm

re: #36 EPR-radar

One of the lonely Trump supporters at RedState uncorks the following bit of comedy in a comment:

“I have not personally encountered a racist in several decades, so I have no personal knowledge of whether they still exist or whether they support Trump.”

This takes willful blindness up to 11. 10^11 that is (100,000,000,000).

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:56:32pm

re: #57 Jenner7

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:56:32pm

re: #92 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

That’s not Donald Trump—that’s Richard Burton. Is that how he sees himself?

Or Anthony Hopkins experiencing the DT’s while portraying Richard Burton experiencing the DT’s.

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Frankie Five Angels  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:56:39pm

I did my part to turn Texas blue two weeks ago when early voting started. I’ll give it until 2028 at the earliest that it’ll become competitive for Democrats.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:57:07pm

re: #107 EPR-radar

One of the lonely Trump supporters at RedState uncorks the following bit of comedy in a comment:

“I have not personally encountered a racist in several decades, so I have no personal knowledge of whether they still exist or whether they support Trump.”

This takes willful blindness up to 11. 10^11 that is (100,000,000,000).

Yet these same types contend that Obama is the biggest racist ever to be in the WH so go fucking figure.

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Kragar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:57:13pm

re: #85 Scottishdragon

spikeybits.com

One very very accurate industry source just dropped in with this info:

The Heresy-era Deimos Rhino is complete and ready to roll as a plastic kit.
Its basic chassis was completed in CAD long ago, and is now fully designed on sprue.
The hallmark circular side doors are multi-part - ensuring the kit can serve as the basis for other Rhino-based vehicles such as the Predator.
The tracks are the integral one part designs built into the side sections of the vehicle, as seen on some recent kits - doing away with the tedious wheel and track components.
No word on the timing of the Deimos release - but GW could get it into production at will.

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:57:17pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:57:39pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:57:43pm

re: #88 Big Beautiful Door

Predicting a McMullin win? Bold!

This election is just that weird.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:57:52pm
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A wild WITHAK appeared!  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:58:25pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

Evening Lizardim from the beautiful, cold wild north country. Happy Election Day to you all. It was not so happy here; I will explain momentarily.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:58:31pm

re: #112 Kragar

spikeybits.com

Oh hell yes!

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Frankie Five Angels  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:58:38pm

re: #116 Charles Johnson

Whoever made that cake ain’t getting paid.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:58:58pm

re: #98 De Kolta Chair

Any chance of Trump and McMullin splitting the vote?

That’s kinda what I’m thinking. I just didn’t want to jinx it.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:59:15pm

re: #116 Charles Johnson

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nines09  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:59:31pm

re: #102 darthstar

Christie slowly shuffles off quietly crying, murmuring the words “Highway 9” …..

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 1:59:54pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

OH!!

{{extremely gentle hugs}}

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:00:12pm

Guys, it’s been a pleasure. I had been politically active in the Bush years but honestly after Obama got elected, I really wanted to take a long break from politics and focus on my studies. The TP madness and cult of hate for Obama woke me back up though and I’m glad to be back. You all have taught me a lot and I hope I’ve done my part. Sláinte

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:00:27pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

Evening Lizardim from the beautiful, cold wild north country. Happy Election Day to you all. It was not so happy here; I will explain momentarily.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:00:29pm

re: #113 darthstar

re: #114 klys (maker of Silmarils)

re: #117 A wild WITHAK appeared!

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:00:33pm

re: #116 Charles Johnson

I wouldn’t even touch that … cake, much less bite into it.

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Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:00:43pm

re: #37 jaunte
Hold your breath and count to ten…

James Bond 007 Skyfall by Adele [OFFICIAL FULL MUSIC VIDEO]

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:00:58pm

That cake is simply one of the strangest, saddest things yet in this campaign.

I keep looking at it like it is just waiting to reveal some hidden, grand secret on the failure of hubris and the folly of pride.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:01:12pm

re: #120 Backwoods_Sleuth

That’s kinda what I’m thinking. I just didn’t want to jinx it.

Makes me wonder, could McMullin disrupt things a bit in Arizona too? I admit that part of the reason why I thought AZ may go Clinton’s way was the Hispanics but there’s a decent sized Mormon community there too.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:01:20pm

exit polling data coming up on CNN

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:01:46pm

re: #132 Big Beautiful Door

exit polling data coming up on CNN

BREAKING: A lot of people voted.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:01:52pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

Evening Lizardim from the beautiful, cold wild north country. Happy Election Day to you all. It was not so happy here; I will explain momentarily.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:02:06pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:02:53pm

re: #133 Sir John Barron

BREAKING: A lot of people voted.

BREAKING: Nation Votes for President

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:02:59pm

re: #126 thedopefishlives

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:03:03pm

re: #133 Sir John Barron

BREAKING: A lot of people voted.

I wonder if we’re going to set a new record for voter turnout.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:03:08pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

Evening Lizardim from the beautiful, cold wild north country. Happy Election Day to you all. It was not so happy here; I will explain momentarily.

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Sorry, messed up the tag the first time.

OK, I give up.

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Alyosha  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:04:58pm
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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:05:06pm

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nines09  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:05:12pm

“Horrible news from late last night, as a gathering of friends and family at Donald Trump’s suite in Trump Tower were shocked when wife Melania Trump mistakenly plunged a carving knife into the skull of her husband Donald, thinking it to be the cake that had been brought up earlier.”

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:05:50pm

re: #116 Charles Johnson

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calochortus  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:06:02pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

Evening Lizardim from the beautiful, cold wild north country. Happy Election Day to you all. It was not so happy here; I will explain momentarily.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:06:11pm

Hillary is currently leading Trump in Iowa on Votecastr.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:06:17pm

re: #144 De Kolta Chair

Why did they order a John Connally cake?

They couldn’t make an Alexander Haig cake.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:06:41pm

re: #107 EPR-radar

One of the lonely Trump supporters at RedState uncorks the following bit of comedy in a comment:

“I have not personally encountered a racist in several decades, so I have no personal knowledge of whether they still exist or whether they support Trump.”

This takes willful blindness up to 11. 10^11 that is (100,000,000,000).

Didn’t know Chief Justice Roberts was on Red State. Figures, though.

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BeachDem  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:07:00pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

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I’d say the baker is not a fan. And also, who does that? Gets a cake of themselves that looks like a museum bust? How the fuck would you even cut it? Or would people just reach in and grab an eyeball or whatever?

(I’m amusing myself with these thoughts until I leave for our watch party, when I can start drinking. We’re only having the party till 8:30, because everyone wants to go home to scream at their own tvs and do their serious champagne drinking when they don’t have to drive)

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ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:07:38pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

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Damn. Here’s hoping she heals up well.

And when you have the time, tell us what the heck happened. Rollovers don’t happen every day.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:07:44pm
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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:08:08pm

re: #143 nines09

“Horrible news from late last night, as a gathering of friends and family at Donald Trump’s suite in Trump Tower were shocked when wife Melania Trump mistakenly plunged a carving knife into the skull of her husband Donald, thinking it to be the cake that had been brought up earlier.”

“Melania Trump was unanimously acquitted by a jury of her peers.”

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:08:50pm

re: #152 De Kolta Chair

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:09:07pm

re: #139 thedopefishlives

I wonder if we’re going to set a new record for voter turnout.

BREAKING: CNN: Exit Polls: How Much Did Hillary’s Email Scandal Affect Your Vote?

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:09:15pm

re: #153 Nyet

“Melania Trump was unanimously acquitted by a jury of her peers.”

She was cosplaying the pigeon pie scene from the Purple Wedding on GoT…

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:09:15pm

First exit poll.

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Unshaken Defiance  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:09:23pm

Is that a lead cake? That cart is made for moving a safe I think. Bottle jack and all.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:09:35pm

re: #151 ObserverArt

Damn. Here’s hoping she heals up well.

And when you have the time, tell us what the heck happened. Rollovers don’t happen every day.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:10:04pm

re: #149 Decatur Deb

Didn’t know Chief Justice Roberts was on Red State. Figures, though.

You were the last to know, Buddy.

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Jebediah, RBG  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:10:17pm

re: #16 HappyWarrior

me, too.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:10:35pm

re: #158 Rightwingconspirator

David Copperfield cut Trump in two, “forgot” to put him back together.

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nines09  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:10:43pm

re: #158 Rightwingconspirator

A veritable fortuneless cookie.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:11:36pm

re: #159 thedopefishlives

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Decatur Deb  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:11:49pm

re: #150 BeachDem

I’d say the baker is not a fan. And also, who does that? Get’s a cake of themselves that looks like a museum bust? How the fuck would you even cut it? Or would people just reach in and grab an eyeball or whatever?

(I’m amusing myself with these thoughts until I leave for our watch party, when I can start drinking. We’re only having the party till 8:30, because everyone wants to go home to scream at their own tvs and do their serious champagne drinking when they don’t have to drive)

A Dem coven is meeting in the deep woods. There will be drinking.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:12:30pm
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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:13:41pm

re: #166 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:13:47pm

video!

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:14:19pm

re: #165 Decatur Deb

A Dem coven is meeting in the deep woods. There will be drinking.

The old movie “The Day of the Dolphin” featured a realistic looking dolphin cake at one point for the researchers which had that very problem. It just seemed very bad taste to cut and eat something like that and nobody wanted to be the one to cut the cake.

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ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:14:33pm

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:15:19pm

re: #170 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:15:31pm

I will be trying hard to ignore any tea leaves till the polls close.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:15:55pm

re: #172 gocart mozart

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:16:02pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:16:08pm

Okay I will try to be moderate and space the photos out over the course of the day (or maybe the next few) but they’re so much better than paying attention to election speculation right now so I’m only trying so hard.

Fushimi Inari Taisha may be one of my favorite places ever.

No really this is so magic.

The crowds at the bottom were horrible (hordes of tourists not paying a damn bit of attention to where they were going) but when you hiked further up it got better and better. We did the whole loop which was fantastic but involved a lot of stairs. I like stairs. Stairs are not horrible and don’t lead to nearly as many mental images of rolling down the hill. (The hike was …trying. Haha.)

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:16:10pm

re: #168 Backwoods_Sleuth

I look at it and imagine that some sort of an Omen/Final Destination-like accident has happened…

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makeitstop  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:16:31pm

re: #158 Rightwingconspirator

Is that a lead cake? That cart is made for moving a safe I think. Bottle jack and all.

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Typical Trump overkill.
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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:16:33pm

re: #173 HappyWarrior

Bet he does the Romney treatment to his staffers too.

To be fair, it was reported at the time that it was pretty standard.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:16:35pm

heh

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:16:55pm

re: #172 gocart mozart

Little do they know that Jones is our man.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:17:13pm

I’m listening to music until the first polls close. I don’t want to be subjected to talking heads until later. Which network would you guys say has the best coverage? I’m going to be watching with people. I typically watch CNN but I may go crazy with Kayleigh, Jeff Lord, and Corey’s rationalizing for Trump.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:17:20pm

re: #170 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Make Cash Bars Great Again

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:17:48pm

re: #176 goddamnedfrank

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BeachDem  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:17:58pm

re: #168 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Next Trump lawsuit—sues baker for slander of too many bags under his eyes. (Plus, who would want to eat a cake that was schlepped, uncovered, down the street in Manhattan?)

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:18:17pm

re: #180 Blind Frog Belly White

To be fair, it was reported at the time that it was pretty standard.

Ah okay. Strikes me as a jerkish thing to do regardless of norms.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:18:33pm

I wonder which of his staffers will the first to say “fuck it!” to NDA and sign a high 6 figure book deal under an alias…

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BeachDem  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:18:41pm

re: #170 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:18:42pm

Sorry guys, satire.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:18:46pm

re: #172 gocart mozart

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No way. Drudge and InfoWars are sellouts.

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lawhawk  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:18:54pm

Heh

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:19:03pm

re: #188 gocart mozart

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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:19:06pm

re: #38 HappyWarrior

I still think Erickson is a miserable asshole but I do give him credit here.

Erickson doesn’t have anything to do with Redstate any more.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:19:13pm

re: #190 Scottishdragon

I wonder which of his staffers will the first to say “fuck it!” to NDA and sign a high 6 figure book deal under an alias…

Kellyanne would be my guess of the higher ups.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:19:20pm

Is it fake?

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:19:24pm

re: #192 Jenner7

Satire.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:19:25pm

re: #149 Decatur Deb

Didn’t know Chief Justice Roberts was on Red State. Figures, though.

Could be. This particular commenter does have a legal background.

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BeachDem  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:19:46pm

re: #176 goddamnedfrank

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:19:49pm

Good evening.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:19:51pm

Exit polls?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:19:52pm

re: #192 Jenner7

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Can you let Deray know that’s not actually Rudy? I love Deray but I don’t want him to be beclowned by albeit a bs account that I fell for too.

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Frankie Five Angels  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:20:01pm

re: #166 Backwoods_Sleuth

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:20:04pm

re: #196 Skip Intro

Erickson doesn’t have anything to do with Redstate any more.

Yeah, I see that now.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:20:08pm

re: #189 HappyWarrior

Ah okay. Strikes me as a jerkish thing to do regardless of norms.

Yeah…getting stuck at the “victory party” without hotel or a plane ticket home and the campaign has already cut off the expense credit card you were using to get there in the first place.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:20:18pm

re: #204 HappyWarrior

He deleted it.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:20:22pm

re: #176 goddamnedfrank

Baby steps in favor of civilization is the best that can be hoped for out of Republicans.

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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:20:35pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

I still like the story where Jr’s dad slugged him for not wearing a suit to a ball game.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:20:45pm

re: #193 Sir John Barron

No way. Drudge and InfoWars are selloutscuck-outs.

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There ya go.

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:20:55pm

re: #182 Nyet

Little do they know that Jones is our man.

No real person is that over the top crazy. One of us should tell Alex to tone it down a bit before he blows his cover.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:21:00pm

A warning. Because of troubles I talked about earlier, there is a good chance I am going to be moody and irrational.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:21:04pm

re: #207 Scottishdragon

Yeah…getting stuck at the “victory party” without hotel or a plane ticket home and the campaign has already cut off the expense credit card you were using to get there in the first place.

Yeah I’d be pissed. Work your ass off for a campaign and then that.

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:21:11pm

re: #204 HappyWarrior

Can you let Deray know that’s not actually Rudy? I love Deray but I don’t want him to be beclowned by albeit a bs account that I fell for too.

DeRay has already deleted.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:21:20pm

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Exit polls?

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:21:32pm

re: #208 Jenner7

Not that the real Rudy wouldn’t be capable of it.

In fact, he pretty much said something like that a few days ago.

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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:21:33pm

re: #53 No Country For Old Haters

County, country, what’s the difference?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:21:41pm

re: #208 Jenner7

He deleted it.

Ah okay, good man. Hope he’s doing well. I read his piece that was published in the Post where he underlined his case for Clinton. Well done.

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Tigger2  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:21:44pm

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:21:45pm

re: #203 Ziggy_TARDIS

Exit polls?

RON PAUL

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:22:14pm

re: #221 Varek Raith

RON PAUL

IT’S HAPPENING!!!

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:22:31pm

re: #221 Varek Raith

RON PAUL

Ron Paul is on pace to get 539 votes tonight, he’ll get a bonus one because Ron Paul is that awesome.

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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:23:05pm

re: #72 451_Montag

He’s got friends?

He rents them.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:23:08pm

re: #215 wrenchwench

DeRay has already deleted.

Yeah I am glad. Innocent mistake because as I said, I fell for the same bogus account.

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Belafon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:23:21pm

re: #213 Ziggy_TARDIS

A warning. Because of troubles I talked about earlier, there is a good chance I am going to be moody and irrational.

And that’s different, how? :)

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electrotek  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:23:35pm

re: #224 HappyWarrior

Ron Paul is on pace to get 539 votes tonight, he’ll get a bonus one because Ron Paul is that awesome.

hahahaha

To think, I used to support the guy a decade ago.

But that was mainly due to his foreign policy which I felt was a breath of fresh air at the time compared to the Bush Administration’s failures.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:23:38pm

re: #222 Jenner7

Oh fuck.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:24:00pm

Don’t look at me, I voted for Bill D. Cat.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:24:08pm

re: #222 Jenner7

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Whaaa…?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:24:10pm

re: #213 Ziggy_TARDIS

A warning. Because of troubles I talked about earlier, there is a good chance I am going to be moody and irrational.

If you drank, I’d offer you a beer. Sorry to hear of your troubles. I think is going to be a great night though.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:24:20pm

re: #218 Skip Intro

County, country, what’s the difference?

Are you some kind of Elitist?

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Dr. Matt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:24:21pm

What are the odds that Rage Furby gets his ass kicked tonight by a New Yorker?

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:24:32pm

re: #213 Ziggy_TARDIS

A warning. Because of troubles I talked about earlier, there is a good chance I am going to be moody and irrational.

I appreciate the heads-up, so here’s my own warning. I don’t grade this kind of stuff based on prior notice or on a curve.

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Clearly a Country For Sick Old Haters  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:24:52pm

re: #213 Ziggy_TARDIS

A warning. Because of troubles I talked about earlier, there is a good chance I am going to be moody and irrational.

But you don’t have to be moody and irrational around other people. You can keep it to yourself.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:24:56pm

re: #217 Nyet

Not that the real Rudy wouldn’t be capable of it.

In fact, he pretty much said something like that a few days ago.

He pretty much thinks blacks should kiss his ass because of what he did in regards to crime in NYC. My Dad was talking with disgust when he heard that Trump has Rudy in mind for his AG designate.

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bratwurst  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:25:01pm

Look at all the twisting in the wind GOP politicians and cheerleaders have been doing just in the 4 weeks since the Access Hollywood tape.

Erick Erickson is a fucking tool, but he took an anti-Trump stand 15 months ago and never went back.

I will never be a fan of his, but I have some respect for his willingness to take a stand when so many others have caved…some have taken a stand and caved multiple times since he took his stand!

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Dr. Matt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:25:38pm

re: #222 Jenner7

Breaking: announcement just made at Denver Elections Office that all state systems are down. #9news #election2016 pic.twitter.com
— Jessica Oh (@Jessica9NEWS) November 8, 2016

Our airports are just fine, it’s our election systems that are third world.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:25:39pm

re: #232 HappyWarrior

I can’t even even eat much in the way of food. My weight has dropped 10 lbs, to 165.

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BeachDem  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:25:52pm

re: #234 Dr. Matt

What are the odds that Rage Furby gets his ass kicked tonight by a New Yorker?

Is it too late to start a gofundme?

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:26:05pm

re: #213 Ziggy_TARDIS

Breathe.

Also appreciate that the fox is wearing a little apron-collar.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:26:06pm

re: #240 Ziggy_TARDIS

I can’t eat because I throw up.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:26:18pm

re: #228 electrotek

hahahaha

To think, I used to support the guy a decade ago.

But that was mainly due to his foreign policy which I felt was a breath of fresh air at the time compared to the Bush Administration’s failures.

You were a Luap Nor fan? To be honest, what always drove me crazy about him was his damned cult. I still remember one of them called me a sheep because I said we live in a different world than the Founders did so ergo making blanket quotes from George Washington about FP is a simplistic thing to do.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:26:43pm

re: #243 Ziggy_TARDIS

Soon it will be over. Stay calm.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:27:08pm

re: #240 Ziggy_TARDIS

I can’t even even eat much in the way of food. My weight has dropped 10 lbs, to 165.

Just enjoy yourself tonight and hit me in the gut if I start singing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:27:20pm

re: #243 Ziggy_TARDIS

I can’t eat because I throw up.

TMI

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Dr. Matt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:27:31pm

re: #241 BeachDem

Is it too late to start a gofundme?

Nope

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:28:00pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:28:20pm

re: #250 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:28:26pm

Chillax.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:28:32pm

re: #247 gocart mozart

As if we needed more reasons to support Hillary ;)

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:28:33pm

re: #245 Nyet

Soon it will be over. Stay calm.

To be fair, he’s got other anxieties going on unrelated to the election as he said. I can really relate but I do think you’re going to be in for a good night Ziggs. Did you take my advice and have a nice weekend? I had a nice election eve meal yesterday at a local Salvadorian place. That was fun.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:29:10pm

re: #255 Backwoods_Sleuth

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:29:43pm

re: #247 gocart mozart

The War on Christmas is a strong contender for the single stupidest bit of RWNJ derp in their entire galactic-scale repertoire.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:30:23pm

re: #255 Backwoods_Sleuth

He looked into the abyss. The abyss looked back.

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Alyosha  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:30:57pm

It was only a matter of time…

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451_Montag  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:30:59pm

re: #243 Ziggy_TARDIS

I can’t eat because I throw up.

Just look at he Trump Cake.

Davros before the cybernetic eye?

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TedStriker  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:31:43pm

re: #247 gocart mozart

Fucking assholes

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GlutenFreeJesus  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:31:48pm

So. To celebrate, Trump is going to insist his family eat a pastry effigy of him? That’s just fucking gross.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:31:50pm

re: #255 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:32:18pm

Rod Dreher has this to pimp today from some obnoxious Brit right wing idiot:

I appreciate that, for American liberals in particular, patriotism is not about where your ancestors came from but an ideal, and an attachment to a set of values. This is heartfelt and genuine, and you are certainly right to abhor racism, but if you try to ignore human nature you will fail in whatever your goal is. Another result of multiculturalism is that the more diversity there is, the more white support there will be for radical right-wing parties at the national level. This is happening across Europe, and it can only be further accelerated when the multicultural party promotes identity politics, as the Democrats are masters of - because either no one does identity politics, or everyone does. This is where Trump comes along.

Donald Trump is not my cup of tea; he is the very antithesis of those mild-mannered northern European values I outlined earlier and as a human being does not seem to possess a single redeeming feature. But the nationalism he espouses, which seems like a derivative of Patrick Buchanan’s 1992 platform, would paradoxically make the United States in the long term far more like the egalitarian social democracy the Left likes.

I guess that doesn’t reflect real well on white America, if what he says is actually true…

Oh…this also: Dreher started up with the red pill/MRA “cathedral” meme last week. Because of course. Now, he isn’t actually alt right because (in his own words) “they wouldn’t want anything to do with a God Botherer like me”

He’s just alt right curious.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:32:54pm

My one recommendation to Trump campaign tonight: Get your paychecks now and arrange your rides home before midnight.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:33:04pm

re: #247 gocart mozart

Fucking assholes

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Franklin  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:33:13pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:33:14pm

Zig though, if you want to feel good, talk to your friends especially your immigrant friends who are probably voting. I talked to my SiL’s two older sisters who have been naturalized in the time since Obama’s re-election and the way they talk about being able to vote for Clinton-Kaine and vote period just moves the hell out of me.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:33:15pm

re: #245 Nyet

Soon it will be over. Stay calm.

“All my trials, Lord, soon be over

All my trials, Lord, soon be over.”

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Dr. Matt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:33:17pm

re: #247 gocart mozart

This Could Be Our Last Christmas If Trump Loses

Fucktard: President Obama didn’t win a single state the required a voter ID.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:33:20pm

Driftglass takes careful aim at the media and fires away: driftglass.blogspot.com

The Beltway media is … an amusement park, staffed with actors dressed up to look like journalists in order to give aging Boomers a titillating-but-ultimately-reassuring ride through the day’s headlines on their way to a gift shop stocked with all the dick pills and reverse mortgages they could ever want.
Ans so when when actual news happens — when the nation is faced with calamities like war, or economic disaster or the most dangerously unhinged candidate to run for president in history — the amusement park staff freak out, because nowhere in their corporate handbook did anyone ever think to include a contingency plan for evacuating the park and getting everyone to safety just in case one of our two major political parties goes nuts and starts setting fire to the place.

No one would would expect Disneyland’s audio-animatronic Lincoln to stride out of the park and start presidenting should we ever face a line-of-succession crisis, and no one should ever expect actual journalism from sock-puppets and hacks likes Chuck Todd or Joe Scarborough or Mark Halperin. These are compliant corporate employees and while they clearly have no idea what to do in this crisis, they damn well know what not to do.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:33:50pm

re: #262 GlutenFreeJesus

So. To celebrate, Trump is going to insist his family eat a pastry effigy of him? That’s just fucking gross.

I hope Tiffany stays away from the festivities.

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Alyosha  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:34:01pm

OMGOMGOMG

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Jebediah, RBG  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:34:17pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

Holy crap!
Glad worse disaster was avoided - all fingers and paws here will be crossed for as quick and easy a recovery as possible!

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BeachDem  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:34:32pm

re: #255 Backwoods_Sleuth

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It looks even less like him because his mouth is closed (wouldn’t that be a wonderful thing if it happened in real life.)

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:35:17pm

Coffee Time!

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:35:38pm

re: #276 Varek Raith

Coffee Time!

I think I’m gonna have another beer.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:35:40pm

re: #246 HappyWarrior

This is about the best friend thing.

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TedStriker  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:36:01pm

re: #275 BeachDem

It looks even less like him because his mouth is closed (wouldn’t that be a wonderful thing if it happened in real life.)

IMO, it looks much more like Jimmy Carter than it does Trump.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:36:06pm

I ❤ NY

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Shiplord Kirel  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:36:15pm

Basket of Deplorables to Dumpster of Defeat: In you go, Trumpsters.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:37:01pm

re: #260 451_Montag

It does.

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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:38:10pm

re: #238 bratwurst

Look at all the twisting in the wind GOP politicians and cheerleaders have been doing just in the 4 weeks since the Access Hollywood tape.

Erick Erickson is a fucking tool, but he took an anti-Trump stand 15 months ago and never went back.

I will never be a fan of his, but I have some respect for his willingness to take a stand when so many others have caved…some have taken a stand and caved multiple times since he took his stand!

Apparently that cost him his sub job on Limbaugh’s show.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:38:36pm

re: #271 EPR-radar

No one would would expect Disneyland’s audio-animatronic Lincoln to stride out of the park and start presidenting should we ever face a line-of-succession crisis,

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Franklin  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:38:47pm

Ha! Donald Trump website bug:

donaldjtrump.com

Use:

donaldjtrump.com

Then put URL encoded text at the end (can use this site to do the encoding)

meyerweb.com

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451_Montag  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:38:54pm

re: #282 Ziggy_TARDIS

It does.

That’s gotta make you smile, just a bit

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:38:56pm
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makeitstop  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:39:15pm

re: #238 bratwurst

Look at all the twisting in the wind GOP politicians and cheerleaders have been doing just in the 4 weeks since the Access Hollywood tape.

Erick Erickson is a fucking tool, but he took an anti-Trump stand 15 months ago and never went back.

I will never be a fan of his, but I have some respect for his willingness to take a stand when so many others have caved…some have taken a stand and caved multiple times since he took his stand!

But you gotta ask, what does he do once the election is over and Trump is (hopefully) out of the picture? His business model says he pivots right back to Clinton.

Business as usual.

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electrotek  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:39:25pm

re: #244 HappyWarrior

You were a Luap Nor fan? To be honest, what always drove me crazy about him was his damned cult. I still remember one of them called me a sheep because I said we live in a different world than the Founders did so ergo making blanket quotes from George Washington about FP is a simplistic thing to do.

Honestly, I’m not familiar with the term Luap Nor. Educate me.

For me, it was because I was so bitterly opposed to the war in Iraq that once I heard RP’s views about US foreign policy in the Middle East, and coming from a Republican on top of it, I felt empowered. In laymen’s terms, I was using his stance as a cudgel to attack other Republicans who blindly supported the war in Iraq and used him as an example of someone that went astray and wasn’t afraid to do so.

Of course, that all changed after Obama won in 2008 and my views on the domestic front shifted even more. As much as I feel foreign policy is important in a candidate, I can’t discount domestic policy either, and that is something he was sorely lacking in.

And that also cemented the fact that I can never be a Libertarian.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:39:27pm
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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:39:35pm
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TedStriker  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:40:02pm

re: #289 electrotek

Honestly, I’m not familiar with the term Luap Nor. Educate me.

For me, it was because I was so bitterly opposed to the war in Iraq that once I heard RP’s views about US foreign policy in the Middle East, and coming from a Republican on top of it, I felt empowered. In laymen’s terms, I was using his stance as a cudgel to attack other Republicans who blindly supported the war in Iraq and used him as an example of someone that went astray and wasn’t afraid to do so.

Of course, that all changed after Obama won in 2008 and my views on the domestic front shifted even more. As much as I feel foreign policy is important in a candidate, I can’t discount domestic policy either, and that is something he was sorely lacking in.

And that also cemented the fact that I can never be a Libertarian.

Luap Nor = Ron Paul, spelled backwards.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:40:03pm

re: #278 Ziggy_TARDIS

This is about the best friend thing.

Ohhhh okay. Stinks.

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Jay C  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:40:37pm

re: #129 Scottishdragon

That cake is simply one of the strangest, saddest things yet in this campaign.

I keep looking at it like it is just waiting to reveal some hidden, grand secret on the failure of hubris and the folly of pride.

I know, when I saw that pic, I thought it was one of the saddest commentaries on the 2016 election I’d ever seen - even by the 2016-Presidential-Election-race-to-the-bottom standard.

Then: I remembered it was Donald Trump, and my thoughts immediately shifted to “F*ck You, Asshole Loser”
Amazing what political consciousness can accomplish…..

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:40:49pm

re: #119 Frankie Five Angels

Whoever made that cake ain’t getting paid.

They knew that.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:41:00pm
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electrotek  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:41:34pm

re: #292 TedStriker

Luap Nor = Ron Paul, spelled backwards.

Oh, derp duh I should have known hahaha

Yeah, and to add, I felt Ron Paul supporters were much less Islamophobic than the rest of the GOP as well. Of course, things have changed A LOT since then, but at the time I felt like I could be a Republican.

Now? I would NEVER be caught dead with any references to the GOP for as long as I live.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:41:37pm

re: #289 electrotek

Honestly, I’m not familiar with the term Luap Nor. Educate me.

For me, it was because I was so bitterly opposed to the war in Iraq that once I heard RP’s views about US foreign policy in the Middle East, and coming from a Republican on top of it, I felt empowered. In laymen’s terms, I was using his stance as a cudgel to attack other Republicans who blindly supported the war in Iraq and used him as an example of someone that went astray and wasn’t afraid to do so.

Of course, that all changed after Obama won in 2008 and my views on the domestic front shifted even more. As much as I feel foreign policy is important in a candidate, I can’t discount domestic policy either, and that is something he was sorely lacking in.

And that also cemented the fact that I can never be a Libertarian.

Oh? Luap Nor is just Ron Paul spelled backwards heh. Nothing more, nothing less. I see though. I think it was easy for people to feel attracted to Ron Paul, I never did but I see why a lot of people especially younger people did since he talks a grand game about freedom and liberty.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:41:54pm

re: #273 Alyosha

OMGOMGOMG

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“I will make cake great again!”

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:42:17pm

One more for now.

When there’s scaffolding up and the sky is clear and so you’re going to get a crappy sunset, be creative.

Down in Miyajima.
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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:43:00pm

Depressive music:

Sopor Aeternus - Hades Pluton


Cheesy music

PLAZMA - The Sweetest Surrender


Perverted music

LINDEMANN - Praise Abort (Official Video)


Some kind of music

SNAKESKIN-ETTERNA


Just music

Leonard Cohen - Traveling Light

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:43:47pm
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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:44:01pm

re: #296 Jenner7

Black voters
Clinton 87%
Trump 8%

EIGHT per cent? RIGGED!

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:44:55pm

Who knew, telling black voters they live in hellholes and their only way out was to vote for David Duke’s guy wasn’t a winning strategy.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:45:20pm

re: #302 goddamnedfrank

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:45:29pm

re: #300 klys (maker of Silmarils)

One more for now.

When there’s scaffolding up and the sky is clear and so you’re going to get a crappy sunset, be creative.

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That should be used by the Japan Tourism Bureau!

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meteor  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:45:38pm

re: #5 Dr Lizardo

As of 5:45 EST, it’s down.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:45:40pm

From the ‘fuck me gently with a chainsaw files’ we have this ripe rotten nugget of pernicious nonsense nytimes.com

Here we have Frank fucking Luntz, of all the people in the world, pissing and moaning about uncivilized US politics.

The only thing that would be worse than this in terms of whitewashing the past would be a recording of Adolf Hitler in 1945 wondering what became of the Jews in Europe.

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ObserverArt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:46:11pm

re: #295 The Vicious Babushka

They knew that.

In that one video of the cake delivery I think I heard the one guy say it was for the Trump victory party. He is either a Trump supporter or he is doing everything he can to make sure the cake maker is paid.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:46:12pm

re: #296 Jenner7

WHo are the 27% voting for Drump!? Jebus

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:46:34pm

re: #308 EPR-radar

From the ‘fuck me gently with a chainsaw files’ we have this ripe rotten nugget of pernicious nonsense nytimes.com

Here we have Frank fucking Luntz, of all the people in the world, pissing and moaning about uncivilized US politics.

The only thing that would be worse than this in terms of whitewashing the past would be a recording of Adolf Hitler in 1945 wondering what became of the Jews in Europe.

He was doing that last night too. Didn’t he do work for Newt back in the day? Even if not, he’s got nowhere at all to complain about negativity in politics giving who paid his salary for years.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:47:01pm

re: #310 Dr. Matt

WHo are the 27% voting for Drump!? Jebus

The same 27% that always take the hard right wing position no matter what.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:47:33pm

re: #312 HappyWarrior

The same 27% that always take the hard right wing position no matter what.

God, guns, abortion. Rinse and repeat.

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jaunte  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:48:40pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:49:47pm

re: #306 Barefoot Grin

That should be used by the Japan Tourism Bureau!

I was pleased with how it came out. mr. klys, damn him to hell, has one of those spectacular photos from a previous trip where the clouds are amazing and gorgeous and perfect and there’s no scaffolding and just argh. I can’t find it right now or I would post it. So we’ll have to go back. (We were probably going to go back anyway. We couldn’t get in at the place on the island he wanted to stay at, so another trip is in the cards at some point.)

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:49:59pm
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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:50:50pm

So these people are still around? Thanks but no thanks.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:50:56pm

You’d think the media would learned by now the flaws of the exit poll.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:50:57pm

re: #315 jaunte

Phone? Check.

200 lines of cocaine on the body of a hired professional? Check.

Trump election night is good to go.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:51:00pm

re: #317 Jenner7

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Dolchstoßlegende

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:51:04pm
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TedStriker  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:51:16pm

re: #317 Jenner7

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:52:37pm

re: #316 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I was pleased with how it came out. mr. klys, damn him to hell, has one of those spectacular photos from a previous trip where the clouds are amazing and gorgeous and perfect and there’s no scaffolding and just argh. I can’t find it right now or I would post it. So we’ll have to go back. (We were probably going to go back anyway. We couldn’t get in at the place on the island he wanted to stay at, so another trip is in the cards at some point.)

Last time I was there Kiyomizudera (the temple in Kyoto with the elaborate wooden foundation) was under construction with scaffolding all around it. I had been several times before, but was taking a family member and was disappointed.

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Franklin  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:52:41pm

re: #322 goddamnedfrank

S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE!

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:52:47pm

re: #257 EPR-radar

The War on Christmas is a strong contender for the single stupidest bit of RWNJ derp in their entire galactic-scale repertoire.

So obviously because it blatantly dismisses their Jewish friends, who they say they love so much.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:53:13pm

re: #296 Jenner7

Latino voters — early exit:
Clinton 65%
Trump 27%

2012:
Obama 71%
Romney 27%

So is the “panic inducing” because Clinton didn’t get the same percentage as Obama or because Trump is getting crushed?

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:53:32pm

re: #259 Alyosha

It was only a matter of time…

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:53:39pm

re: #326 Stanley Sea

So obviously because it blatantly dismisses their Jewish friends, who they say they love so much.

Right, and honestly if you’re offended by “Happy Holidays”, you’re a fucking baby. You just are.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:54:20pm

Should’ve thrown their asses in jail:

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:54:42pm

Memo to cinephiles: Tonight at 8 ET, Turner Classic Movies will be airing a rare interview with actor, writer and producer Norman Lloyd, “live from the TCM Classic Film Festival,” in celebration of Mr. Lloyd’s 102nd birthday.

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:54:53pm

I don’t care about the exit polls. I only care about the top of the hour theme music starting at 8:00pm EST and blue check marks down the eastern seaboard.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:55:07pm

re: #330 No Depression

Trump supporters blocking entrance to polls & intimidating voters in Coral Springs, Florida. Pics sent by volunteer from HRC campaign pic.twitter.com
— Ari Berman (@AriBerman) November 8, 2016

Following Herr Trump’s orders.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:55:49pm

re: #330 No Depression

Should’ve thrown their asses in jail:

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:56:46pm

On CNN Lewandowski claimed African-American turnout in Detroit is down 50% from 2012. Really Corey?

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:56:57pm

re: #311 HappyWarrior

He was doing that last night too. Didn’t he do work for Newt back in the day? Even if not, he’s got nowhere at all to complain about negativity in politics giving who paid his salary for years.

Luntz is way the hell up there on the list of people who have brought the GOP to its present state of Trumpist debauchery. He’s the source of many of the GOP most pernicious talking points, e.g., ‘death tax’.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:57:15pm

re: #336 Big Beautiful Door

On CNN Lewandowski claimed African-American turnout in Detroit is down 50% from 2012. Really Corey?

He’s 593% certain.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:57:34pm

re: #337 EPR-radar

Luntz is way the hell up there on the list of people who have brought the GOP to its present state of Trumpist debauchery. He’s the source of many of the GOP most pernicious talking points, e.g., ‘death tax’.

Oh I didn’t know he was the originator of the death tax bs. Knew he was a GOP hack but sheesh.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:57:48pm

re: #321 HappyWarrior

Dolchstoßlegende

Die Nacht der kurzen Finger can’t be far away.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:57:54pm

re: #339 Varek Raith

He’s 593% certain.

Well I’m 594% that he’s full of macaca. //

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Dr. Matt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:58:10pm

re: #317 Jenner7

Publicly and privately we are already hearing frustration from Trump camp about the coordination bw RNC and Team Trump. @alivitali
— Katy Tur (@KatyTurNBC) November 8, 2016

Can someone lend me a shocked face?

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Franklin  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:58:12pm

re: #336 Big Beautiful Door

On CNN Lewandowski claimed African-American turnout in Detroit is down 50% from 2012. Really Corey?

Anybody can make up statistics, 84% of people know that.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:58:34pm

re: #341 Nyet

Die Nacht der kurzen Finger can’t be far away.

Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that. It’s going to be ugly in right wing circles though regardless of what happens tonight.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:58:39pm

re: #337 EPR-radar

Luntz is way the hell up there on the list of people who have brought the GOP to its present state of Trumpist debauchery. He’s the source of many of the GOP most pernicious talking points, e.g., ‘death tax’.

‘Democrat Party’

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:59:01pm

re: #344 Franklin

Anybody can make up statistics, 84% of people know that.

77% of shoppers agree, Corey smells like Steve Bannon’s liquor cabinet.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:59:01pm

re: #302 goddamnedfrank

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:59:06pm
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makeitstop  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:59:16pm

I’m seeing a lot of posts with the general theme ‘No matter who wins, let’s be nice to each other’ from Trumpers on Facebook.

After calling me an un-American traitor who is stupid and drank the Klinton kool aid for 15 months, now you think it would be a great idea to treat each other nicely as it becomes obvious that you’re about to get pasted.

Let me get back to you on that.

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:59:19pm

Alt Right crazy for your amusement.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:59:32pm

re: #346 Dr. Matt

‘Democrat Party’

That one at first didn’t really annoy me but then I realized how pissy Republicans got when you did something much more trivial than that.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 2:59:57pm

re: #350 makeitstop

I’m seeing a lot of posts with the general theme ‘No matter who wins, let’s be nice to each other’ from Trumpers on Facebook.

After calling me an un-American traitor who is stupid and drank the Klinton kool aid for 15 months, now you think it would be a great idea to treat each other nicely as it becomes obvious that you’re about to get pasted.

Let me get back to you on that.

No shit.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:00:01pm
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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:00:43pm

re: #350 makeitstop

I’m seeing a lot of posts with the general theme ‘No matter who wins, let’s be nice to each other’ from Trumpers on Facebook.

After calling me an un-American traitor who is stupid and drank the Klinton kool aid for 15 months, now you think it would be a great idea to treat each other nicely as it becomes obvious that you’re about to get pasted.

Let me get back to you on that.

It always makes you look bigger to be a gracious winner.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:00:56pm

And the first polls are closed in Kentucky and Indiana.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:01:04pm

re: #345 HappyWarrior

Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

Let’s hope it comes to that ;)

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William Lewis  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:01:34pm

re: #300 klys (maker of Silmarils)

One more for now.

When there’s scaffolding up and the sky is clear and so you’re going to get a crappy sunset, be creative.

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calochortus  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:01:39pm

re: #357 Brian J.

And the first polls are closed in Kentucky and Indiana.

It Begins…

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:01:56pm

re: #343 Dr. Matt

Can someone lend me a shocked face?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:02:05pm

re: #358 Nyet

Let’s hope it comes to that ;)

Well as you know from history, a lot of innocent people did get messed up in the Night of Long Knives.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:02:41pm

re: #324 Barefoot Grin

Last time I was there Kiyomizudera (the temple in Kyoto with the elaborate wooden foundation) was under construction with scaffolding all around it. I had been several times before, but was taking a family member and was disappointed.

It was still under construction, although maybe less scaffolding? The sound of jackhammers is how it goes, right?

I did some careful framing of the photos and you can’t tell, fortunately. And we managed to find and do the womb thing, so that was cool.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:02:48pm

re: #346 Dr. Matt

‘Democrat Party’

Nah, that goes back to Bill Buckley in the ’50s.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:02:50pm

re: #340 HappyWarrior

Oh I didn’t know he was the originator of the death tax bs. Knew he was a GOP hack but sheesh.

Here’s another choice nugget from the Luntz file:

Luntz also served as Newt Gingrich’s pollster in the mid-1990s for the Contract with America.[15] During that time, he helped Gingrich produce a GOPAC memo that encouraged Republicans to “speak like Newt” by describing Democrats and Democratic policies using words such as “corrupt,” “devour,” “greed,” “hypocrisy,” “liberal,” “sick,” and “traitors.”

On Nov 7, 2016, the New York Times gave this odious Luntz creep an opportunity to bleat about civilized politics from the Op-Ed page. There’s no fucking excuse for that bit of idiocy by the NYT.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:03:05pm

re: #357 Brian J.

And the first polls are closed in Kentucky and Indiana.

Can’t possibly imagine the results.
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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:03:15pm

re: #365 EPR-radar

Here’s another choice nugget from the Luntz file:

On Nov 7, 2016, the New York Times gave this odious Luntz creep an opportunity to bleat about civilized politics from the Op-Ed page. There’s no fucking excuse for that bit of idiocy by the NYT.

Yeah, fuck that dude.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:03:16pm

re: #362 HappyWarrior

Well as you know from history, a lot of innocent people did get messed up in the Night of Long Knives.

The fingers are too short to reach that far ;)

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:03:41pm

re: #368 Nyet

The fingers are too short to reach that far ;)

Snap!

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:04:19pm

re: #350 makeitstop

I’m seeing a lot of posts with the general theme ‘No matter who wins, let’s be nice to each other’ from Trumpers on Facebook.

After calling me an un-American traitor who is stupid and drank the Klinton kool aid for 15 months, now you think it would be a great idea to treat each other nicely as it becomes obvious that you’re about to get pasted.

Let me get back to you on that.

My response to that would start with ‘Fuck you, the horse you rode in on, and your little dog Toto too.’ Then I’d get rude. It’s a good thing I’m not on social media.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:04:23pm

Clinton up 300k in Florida according to Slate

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:04:28pm

re: #351 gocart mozart

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John Carter  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:04:41pm

re: #119 Frankie Five Angels

Whoever made that cake ain’t getting paid.

Whoever made it better pray Trump loses or we will see our first public execution in January.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:04:41pm

re: #357 Brian J.

And the first polls are closed in Kentucky and Indiana.

I’m going to the liquor store to buy my bottle of champagne.

I just texted with my Bernie Bro friend. He’s SURE Trump is going to win.

Weird.

I sent him pic of Cindy McCain wearing her white pantsuit & told him he underestimates women. fuck him.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:04:52pm

Clinton campaign believes NC will be tightest of battleground states. according to CNN.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:05:01pm

We need an election results thread.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:05:36pm

re: #357 Brian J.

That’s kind of early isn’t it?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:05:49pm

Internal metrics not optimistic on Trump according to CNN.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:06:14pm
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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:06:15pm

re: #378 HappyWarrior

Internal metrics not optimistic on Trump according to CNN.

I suppose that’s more realistic than Mitt “Internal polling shows I’m gonna win” Romney.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:06:18pm

re: #359 William Lewis

Excellent shot. Saved that one into my wallpaper directory. Thank you!

If you want it for desktop wallpaper, I can put up a bigger version (higher quality) and post a link. I size that down here for Charles’ image size limitations. :)

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:06:31pm

If Clinton wins Florida big that could be bad news for Rubio, I hope!

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:06:41pm

re: #350 makeitstop

I’m seeing a lot of posts with the general theme ‘No matter who wins, let’s be nice to each other’ from Trumpers on Facebook.

After calling me an un-American traitor who is stupid and drank the Klinton kool aid for 15 months, now you think it would be a great idea to treat each other nicely as it becomes obvious that you’re about to get pasted.

Let me get back to you on that.

More than that. WAY more than that. Niceness comes after they do a complete about-face on ALL the racist and sexist bullshit.

What that 2012 Autopsy was missing was a cause of death. I’m still convinced it was the Tea Party. That goes unsaid because it means talking about what it all comes down to: The racism, sexism, homophobia, anti-Muslim bigotry, the whole basket of deplorableness is what created Trump and made him the ugly face of the party. It all came out and became acceptable because of the Tea Party.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:06:51pm

re: #380 thedopefishlives

I suppose that’s more realistic than Mitt “Internal polling shows I’m gonna win” Romney.

Yeah.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:06:55pm

Kentucky’s the first with results. Clinton is getting walloped in coal country… but in the county with the most votes in, her performance is about the same as Obama’s.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:07:00pm

re: #382 Big Beautiful Door

If Clinton wins Florida big that could be bad news for Rubio, I hope!

It’s all good news for John McCain.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:07:24pm

re: #383 wrenchwench

More than that. WAY more than that. Niceness comes after they do a complete about-face on ALL the racist and sexist bullshit.

What that 2012 Autopsy was missing was a cause of death. I’m still convinced it was the Tea Party. That goes unsaid because it means talking about what it all comes down to: The racism, sexism, homophobia, anti-Muslim bigotry, the whole basket of deplorableness is what created Trump and made him the ugly face of the party. It all came out and became acceptable because of the Tea Party.

Hillary has to be gracious.

We do not.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:07:40pm

re: #375 HappyWarrior

I can believe that, with the voter suppression.

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calochortus  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:08:46pm

re: #387 Scottishdragon

Hillary has to be gracious.

We do not.

No, but graciousness costs nothing. Not saying you have to agree to compromise with them, just be nice.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:08:54pm

re: #385 Brian J.

Kentucky’s the first with results. Clinton is getting walloped in coal country… but in the county with the most votes in, her performance is about the same as Obama’s.

That’s not a surprise unfortunately. I feel bad for the miners honestly. You guys haev heard me talked about it. Some of my forefathers were miners and I firmly believe that they would be hopeful about changes in energy policy. My great grandfather was only sixty three when he died but he was healthy other than that. Very sad.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:08:54pm

It struck me just now.

In Soviet texts they had to name the NSDAP in some way, the generic “fascists” and “Hitlerites” didn’t always do the trick, if you’re writing semi-serious history or an encyclopedic entry you have to spell out what NS meant. But that meant saying that it was a “national socialist” party, and that was a no-no.

So they named it “natsional-sotsialistskaya partiya”. Whereas normally one would have to name it “natsional-sotsialisticheskaya partiya”.
Grammatically the first version is more or less like “the National Socialists’ party”. Not really a socialist party, just a party of someone calling themselves such. Sort of like the “Democrat” party.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:08:55pm

Here we go with wildly inaccurate exit polls.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:10:03pm

re: #388 Ziggy_TARDIS

I can believe that, with the voter suppression.

Yeah, hopefully they turn it around. Winning NC means we likely win the governorship and senate seat there.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:10:23pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:10:25pm

re: #317 Jenner7

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:10:35pm

re: #393 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Here we go with wildly inaccurate exit polls.

And if the exit polls show Trump winning, you can bet he’ll use that as a basis for contesting the election.

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calochortus  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:10:44pm

I’m watching the PBS Newshour and they started with reports from the election night party venues. Jeffrey Brown commented Trump’s venue is the smallest venue for a victory party he’s ever seen. I guess the campaign didn’t want to waste money if there really wasn’t going to be much of a party.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:10:55pm

re: #383 wrenchwench

More than that. WAY more than that. Niceness comes after they do a complete about-face on ALL the racist and sexist bullshit.

What that 2012 Autopsy was missing was a cause of death. I’m still convinced it was the Tea Party. That goes unsaid because it means talking about what it all comes down to: The racism, sexism, homophobia, anti-Muslim bigotry, the whole basket of deplorableness is what created Trump and made him the ugly face of the party. It all came out and became acceptable because of the Tea Party.

I’m willing to treat any Republican as a politically civilized person under two conditions:

1) A full and complete acknowledgement of the GOP’s offenses against democracy since the civil rights realignment.

2) A sincere commitment, seen in real action as opposed to just words, to sin no more on that front.

That’s actually a pretty generous offer. They can still advocate for starving granny all they want, just stop sowing hatred and division to get there.

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Cheechako  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:11:09pm

Well have to leave now to take my wife to the dentist. Will vote on the way home. Expect the election to be called when we return. Polls here in AK close at 8 PM (midnight EST) so results will be well know by the time our polls close.

Have to vote to try and get rid of Murkowski and Young. Also need to clean up the State Legislature and get rid of the do-nothing Republicans.

Still think Hillary has a good chance of winning AK.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:11:17pm

re: #150 BeachDem

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:11:41pm

re: #397 thedopefishlives

And if the exit polls show Trump winning, you can bet he’ll use that as a basis for contesting the election.

supposedly he has a 1 point lead among college educated whites and is killing it among non-college educated whites and somehow a lot more hispanics are voting for him than I can believe.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:12:58pm

Had to reboot my computer. Has the Republic become the first Galactic Empire since I left?

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:13:27pm

re: #404 Targetpractice

Had to reboot my computer. Has the Republic become the first Galactic Empire since I left?

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Wait. First?///

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KGxvi  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:13:53pm

re: #404 Targetpractice

Had to reboot my computer. Has the Republic become the first Galactic Empire since I left?

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Jar Jar doesn’t speak for another 2-3 hours

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:14:23pm

re: #390 calochortus

No, but graciousness costs nothing. Not saying you have to agree to compromise with them, just be nice.

I have had a local GOP school board candidate threaten to go to court to have me forced out of my teaching job. My governor has banned me from public restrooms. I have been called a predator, Satanic, sick, perverted and a few other things…for being a trans woman

Fuck that. Gracious went out the Goddamned window some time ago and it isn’t coming back anytime soon.

Now I want to see humiliation and abject defeat. The unhinged GOP understands power and that is all.

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Jenner7  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:14:34pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:14:35pm

re: #357 Brian J.

And the first polls are closed in Kentucky and Indiana.

Nope, still another hour for western Kentucky.

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:14:49pm
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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:15:03pm

re: #406 KGxvi

Jar Jar doesn’t speak for another 2-3 hours

Meesa notice that Jim Grey is running about nine points ahead of Hillary in East Rockpile, Kentucky so far. Meesa suspect that might be enough to make that race interesting.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:15:49pm

re: #407 Scottishdragon

I have had a local GOP school board candidate threaten to go to court to have me forced out of my teaching job. My governor has banned me from public restrooms. I have been called a predator, Satanic, sick, perverted and a few other things…for being a trans woman

Fuck that. Gracious went out the Goddamned window some time ago and it isn’t coming back anytime soon.

Now I want to see humiliation and abject defeat. The unhinged GOP understands power and that is all.

I have no doubt that it’s personal for you in a way it’s not for many of us. I really really hope McCrory loses. It disgusts me the way he scapegoated transpeople to rally his base.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:16:17pm

re: #409 Jenner7

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Ubiq  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:16:27pm

A hot new subreddit: reddit.com

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:17:40pm

re: #407 Scottishdragon

I have had a local GOP school board candidate threaten to go to court to have me forced out of my teaching job. My governor has banned me from public restrooms. I have been called a predator, Satanic, sick, perverted and a few other things…for being a trans woman

Fuck that. Gracious went out the Goddamned window some time ago and it isn’t coming back anytime soon.

Now I want to see humiliation and abject defeat. The unhinged GOP understands power and that is all.

The one Republican I have respect for told me he is embarrassed by his party.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:18:18pm

re: #407 Scottishdragon

I have had a local GOP school board candidate threaten to go to court to have me forced out of my teaching job. My governor has banned me from public restrooms. I have been called a predator, Satanic, sick, perverted and a few other things…for being a trans woman

Fuck that. Gracious went out the Goddamned window some time ago and it isn’t coming back anytime soon.

Now I want to see humiliation and abject defeat. The unhinged GOP understands power and that is all.

Oh yes, indeed. If I were to start ranting about how much I despise the GOP, all its works, all its elected officials, and the people that vote for these shitbirds, I might never stop.

The executive summary is that the Republican party is shit. In fact it is the Platonic Ideal of Shit.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:19:15pm

re: #416 wrenchwench

The one Republican I have respect for told me he is embarrassed by his party.

This might be a conversion opportunity.

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calochortus  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:19:23pm

re: #407 Scottishdragon

I have had a local GOP school board candidate threaten to go to court to have me forced out of my teaching job. My governor has banned me from public restrooms. I have been called a predator, Satanic, sick, perverted and a few other things…for being a trans woman

Fuck that. Gracious went out the Goddamned window some time ago and it isn’t coming back anytime soon.

Now I want to see humiliation and abject defeat. The unhinged GOP understands power and that is all.

You have my permission (so to speak) to go after those who are attempting to hurt you. I’ll join you.
I was speaking generally about the usefulness of alienating people who aren’t necessarily out to get you, but are just frightened and feel the world is out of control.

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:19:53pm

re: #416 wrenchwench

The one Republican I have respect for told me he is embarrassed by his party.

Embarrassed isn’t even close to sufficient considering the toxic stew of racism, misogyny and ignorance that the GOP has become.

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DC_Run  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:20:00pm

re: #415 Ubiq

I’ve been watching that sub for the last few days!

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William Lewis  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:20:45pm

OT BUT IMPORTANT:

From another web site I’m on:

Well this explains a lot. I had ac problems earlier this year, and when the furnace exhaust was put back after i cleaned the Acoil, i accidently crunched the end of the pipe.

What got me wondering was everyone is on edge today, like panic attacks ( kids off school due to election) and todays the first day the furnace has been on more than a couple times a day. Were sucking carbon monoxide. Its windows open and going to home depot for new chimney stack sleeve.
I have to apologize for todays acts..

A) Glad to hear you found it out.
B) EVERYONE - if you don’t have CO detectors installed, get some. If you do, check them!

So, everyone here, check your carbon monoxide detectors today.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:20:45pm

Need a new thread.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:20:52pm

re: #415 Ubiq

Shaping up to be a great subreddit.

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:21:09pm

re: #418 EPR-radar

This might be a conversion opportunity.

It’s one of those generational things. His father will have to be gone, and his grandchildren will need to show him how it’s done.

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William Lewis  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:21:21pm

re: #381 klys (maker of Silmarils)

If you want it for desktop wallpaper, I can put up a bigger version (higher quality) and post a link. I size that down here for Charles’ image size limitations. :)

That would be nice if you have a chance. Thanks!

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:21:23pm

re: #422 De Kolta Chair

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International politics summed up in a single image.

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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:21:45pm

No open bar for Trump lovers.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:21:53pm

Well, Kentucky went for cheeto jesus.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:21:56pm
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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:22:30pm

OK, the votes begin to trickle in, slowly.

theguardian.com

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:22:33pm

re: #432 Charles Johnson

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Ha!

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HappyWarrior  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:22:44pm

re: #430 Skip Intro

No open bar for Trump lovers.

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Shit, that makes the rates at baseball games look cheap.

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:22:59pm
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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:23:05pm

I really do not like Steve Cornacki, he is such a pusher of the horse race bullshit.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:23:13pm

re: #419 calochortus

You have my permission (so to speak) to go after those who are attempting to hurt you. I’ll join you.
I was speaking generally about the usefulness of alienating people who aren’t necessarily out to get you, but are just frightened and feel the world is out of control.

Does this category of voter really still exist these days? For example, it’s pretty clear that ‘economic anxiety’ isn’t really a driver for the Trump campaign.

At some point people have to accept the responsibility for their actions, including the fact that voting for bigots and haters is a bigoted and hateful thing to do.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:23:18pm

re: #430 Skip Intro

No open bar for Trump lovers.

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$7 for a soda?
Yikes.

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whitebeach  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:23:27pm

Voted straight Dem in one of the reddest corners of the universe earlier. Largish crowd but not like 2012.

Now it’s time for the big game. Set mind for the worst, that way if it comes, at least you won’t go into shock, whereas if the best arrives you’ll be that much more ecstatic.

Check. Switching from beer to the serious stuff now. My comms later may reflect this adjustment.

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Skip Intro  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:23:29pm

re: #247 gocart mozart

Is that the Tammy Faye replacement? Needs more hair and makeup.

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Jay C  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:24:00pm

re: #435 HappyWarrior

Shit, that makes the rates at baseball games look cheap.

Hey! Somebody’s got to start to cover those campaign debts….

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Blind Frog Belly White  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:24:37pm

Most irritating thing on Election Day that isn’t actually bad: Journalists tweeting sarcasm.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:25:40pm

re: #440 whitebeach

You can come over and sit over by me while certain people seem to think it’s just fine to make fun of Kentucky. They’ll be doing it to your state soon enough tonight.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:25:52pm

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:26:10pm

re: #435 HappyWarrior

Shit, that makes the rates at baseball games look cheap.

10 bucks for shitty Coors Lite and 7 bucks for a Coke??!

Even amusement parks don’t charge that kind of rate.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:26:12pm

re: #430 Skip Intro

No open bar for Trump lovers.

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What my eyes are drawn to is the “Cash Only” part at the bottom. It’s like they know that, at the moment Trump realizes he’s lost, the campaign credit cards turn into pumpkins.

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:26:49pm

re: #420 Big Beautiful Door

Embarrassed isn’t even close to sufficient considering the toxic stew of racism, misogyny and ignorance that the GOP has become.

It’s on a level with his being embarrassed by his religion. It’s an issue, deciding a person can move or be moved and coming up against a long history of life in another world.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:26:52pm

I am perturbed at the way Hillary’s trailing in these first counties in Indiana. Yeah, I wasn’t really expecting to win there, but she’s 5-10% behind Obama so far.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:27:08pm

re: #445 Eclectic Cyborg

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There are no “crossovers” in Kentucky. There are Democrats, Republicans and bluedog Dems (aka Republican lite).

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:28:14pm
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Barefoot Grin  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:28:20pm

Inspired by Klys (sp?), just scanned this. Not every artistic, but I was young and only had a small Olympus camera at the time. Can anyone date it from the evidence?

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:28:33pm

re: #432 Charles Johnson

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The people who have spent months worried about “voter fraud!!!!” and insisting on all sorts of “security” measures now are ticked that they can’t use their skin color alone to prove their right to vote.

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calochortus  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:28:41pm

re: #438 EPR-radar

Does this category of voter really still exist these days? For example, it’s pretty clear that ‘economic anxiety’ isn’t really a driver for the Trump campaign.

At some point people have to accept the responsibility for their actions, including the fact that voting for bigots and haters is a bigoted and hateful thing to do.

I think it does. Whether it is the majority or not, I have heard a lot of interviews with people who truly just seem to have nonspecific anxiety about the world at large.

As I said, I think we can afford to be gracious with people over their loss. This does not mean we have to agree, compromise, give them an inch or anything else. For the most part rubbing people’s faces in the dirt does not convince them they are wrong.
Graciousness does not imply that they are right, or that we quit working for social justice.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:29:02pm

Off to dinner and elections. I’ll check back later.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:29:45pm

re: #451 FormerDirtDart

Oh shit.

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Dave In Austin  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:29:55pm

re: #437 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

I really do not like Steve Kornacki, he is such a pusher of the horse race bullshit.

Having to listen to that every 15min. will get old quick.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:30:37pm

re: #449 Brian J.

Don’t be perturbed but rather look at the county level at the Guardian.

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:30:47pm

re: #449 Brian J.

I am perturbed at the way Hillary’s trailing in these first counties in Indiana. Yeah, I wasn’t really expecting to win there, but she’s 5-10% behind Obama so far.

She’s not running against Obama.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:31:21pm

re: #428 William Lewis

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:32:30pm

re: #459 Nyet

Don’t be perturbed but rather look at the country level at the Guardian.

I am looking at the county level, and that’s the problem. In Indiana:

Obama got 33% in Greene County. Hillary’s at 28%.
Obama got 33% in Miami County. Hillary’s at 21%.
Obama got 31% in Wabash County. Hillary’s at 27%.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:32:50pm

re: #459 Nyet

I was sure I typed “county”. I even checked. Fuck :P

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:33:10pm

re: #454 calochortus

I think it does. Whether it is the majority or not, I have heard a lot of interviews with people who truly just seem to have nonspecific anxiety about the world at large.

As I said, I think we can afford to be gracious with people over their loss. This does not mean we have to agree, compromise, give them an inch or anything else. For the most part rubbing people’s faces in the dirt does not convince them they are wrong.
Graciousness does not imply that they are right, or that we quit working for social justice.

I see your point here, but the counter point is that voting for Trump is not the kind of thing that we can allow to be airbrushed away as some kind of anxiety attack.

If that kind of history revision ends up happening, all it does is set us up for more of this dangerous crap.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:34:09pm

so much freaking concern

sigh

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electrotek  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:34:14pm

I got a decent counterpoint to a FB status I’ve made about the biggest logical fallacy of the year being “both sides are the same:

I think what people mean is that both parties are corrupt and pawns to the industries that pay them off, so they have little care about what their constituents want, or why they voted them in.

Not sure how to refute that one, it’s got me stumped lol

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:34:58pm

re: #462 Brian J.

I am looking at the county level, and that’s the problem. In Indiana:

Obama got 33% in Greene County. Hillary’s at 28%.
Obama got 33% in Miami County. Hillary’s at 21%.
Obama got 31% in Wabash County. Hillary’s at 27%.

It’s INDIANA for crying out loud.

jeebus

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:35:03pm

re: #449 Brian J.

I am perturbed at the way Hillary’s trailing in these first counties in Indiana. Yeah, I wasn’t really expecting to win there, but she’s 5-10% behind Obama so far.

Depends on the counties. Remember, Governor Pence, as despicable as he is, did get elected once.

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calochortus  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:35:05pm

re: #464 EPR-radar

I see your point here, but the counter point is that voting for Trump is not the kind of thing that we can allow to be airbrushed away as some kind of anxiety attack.

If that kind of history revision ends up happening, all it does is set us up for more of this dangerous crap.

And I see your point as well.
Let us just hope for a blowout tonight so we have an opportunity to be gracious, or not.

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Tigger2  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:35:36pm

re: #444 Backwoods_Sleuth

You can come over and sit over by me while certain people seem to think it’s just fine to make fun of Kentucky. They’ll be doing it to your state soon enough tonight.

My State will get laughed at, IN. But that’s OK I laugh sometimes at how stupid my state can be.

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wrenchwench  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:35:43pm

re: #463 Nyet

I was sure I typed “county”. I even checked. Fuck :P

At this point there seemed to be some merit to looking at the country level from a foreign source.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:36:10pm

re: #469 thedopefishlives

Depends on the counties. Remember, Governor Pence, as despicable as he is, did get elected once.

Speaking of Igor, has he begun preparing his “I don’t know anybody named Trump” routine yet?

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Sherlock Hound  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:36:10pm

re: #466 electrotek

“You have a lot of time on your hands, pawn.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:36:34pm

re: #471 Tigger2

My State will get laughed at, IN. But that’s OK I laugh sometimes at how stupid my state can be.

indeed. Yet we still made the effort to vote anyway.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:36:52pm

re: #471 Tigger2

My State will get laughed at, IN. But that’s OK I laugh sometimes at how stupid my state can be.

I worked in Indianapolis for over half a year back in 2007. I loved going to GenCon.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:36:59pm

re: #469 thedopefishlives

Depends on the counties. Remember, Governor Pence, as despicable as he is, did get elected once.

Also, comparing early returns to complete returns seems kind of silly, but what do I know?

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:37:23pm

Trump ahead in NH right now.

I’m gonna be in freak out mode until this is called.

If Trump wins, my houses in Chicago go on the market tomorrow.

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Dave In Austin  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:38:02pm

Over at J&J….
juanitajean.com

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:38:09pm

Welll hellllooooo everybody….

Everybody in the house has been sick over the past couple of weeks. But feeling better today. Over the sinus infection, the stomach bug, and the Comey flu.

My map:

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:38:15pm

I think I’ll finish the 2nd season of PD while waiting for the results.

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No Depression  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:38:24pm

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Tigger2  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:38:30pm

re: #476 Scottishdragon

I worked in Indianapolis for over half a year back in 2007. I loved going to GenCon.

I live about 60 miles west of Indy.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:39:25pm

The other reminder worth remembering: smaller, more rural areas in general will count the votes faster. Since there are typically fewer of them.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:39:39pm

re: #466 electrotek

Both sides can be the same or different depending on what is regarded as relevant.

Sure, both parties are more responsive to their rich and well connected members than to their rank and file constituents. So what. This has been true of every political party since the dawn of time.

One might just as well say that both sides are the same because they both have bipedal members.

More to the point, Hillary Clinton and the Democrats are civilized, while Trump and the Republicans are barbarians.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:39:57pm

Lawsuit filed here in NC to keep polls open in some precincts after machine problems earlier.

reuters.com

BTW…my voting machine malfunctioned badly and I had to start over on a different machine.

Weird.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:40:31pm

re: #484 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I still expect the usual suspect to freak out ;)

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:40:43pm

re: #484 klys (maker of Silmarils)

The other reminder worth remembering: smaller, more rural areas in general will count the votes faster. Since there are typically fewer of them.

Yeah, the districts/counties where there are more livestock than men tend to come in sooner. It’s when the cities start getting counted and the percentages don’t move much that you should start sweating.

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Wozza Matter?  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:41:07pm

so - is anything happening tonight?

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:41:23pm

re: #486 Scottishdragon

Lawsuit filed here in NC to keep polls open in some precincts after machine problems earlier.

reuters.com

BTW…my voting machine malfunctioned badly and I had to start over on a different machine.

Weird.

YOU HAVE PARTICIPATED IN VOTER FRAUD!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! Oh, wait, you voted Democratic? Oh, never mind, business as usual, move along.

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calochortus  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:41:29pm

Earlier I felt quite confident. Now that we’re on the cusp of getting some actual results I find myself getting a bit more stressed.
Deep, even breaths. Deep, even breaths. And some wine later…

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:41:32pm

re: #478 MsJ

Trump ahead in NH right now.

I’m gonna be in freak out mode until this is called.

If Trump wins, my houses in Chicago go on the market tomorrow.

Based on 55 votes. Calm down.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:41:39pm

re: #489 Wozza Matter?

so - is anything happening tonight?

Trump Tower preparing for a live reenactment of the bunker scene from Downfall.

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EPR-radar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:41:41pm

re: #478 MsJ

Trump ahead in NH right now.

I’m gonna be in freak out mode until this is called.

If Trump wins, my houses in Chicago go on the market tomorrow.

As far as I know, early returns tend to skew Republican because votes get tallied faster in rural areas and rural areas tend to favor Republicans.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:41:47pm

re: #487 Nyet

I still expect the usual suspect to freak out ;)

it appears there is more than one usual suspect now.

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b_sharp  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:41:48pm

Are we there yet?

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:42:28pm
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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:42:31pm

re: #478 MsJ

Trump ahead in NH right now.

I’m gonna be in freak out mode until this is called.

If Trump wins, my houses in Chicago go on the market tomorrow.

Again…if Trump loses Florida….he loses.

Right now, most of the votes have already been cast and counted due to early voting, and he is 300,000 behind.

Going to be real tough to make that number up.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:42:36pm

re: #491 calochortus

Earlier I felt quite confident. Now that we’re on the cusp of getting some actual results I find myself getting a bit more stressed.
Deep, even breaths. Deep, even breaths. And some wine later…

Yep.

Our plan here is to be out at a bar when the CA polls close.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:42:36pm

re: #496 b_sharp

Are we there yet?

Nope. It’s the never ending clutching of pearls.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:42:53pm

re: #486 Scottishdragon

Homer Votes 2012 | The Simpsons | Animation on FOX

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:42:57pm

re: #496 b_sharp

Are we there yet?

Fifteen more minutes.

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MsJ  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:43:04pm

re: #492 Big Beautiful Door

Based on 55 votes. Calm down.

I’m trying to keep it all together. I’m barely doing so.

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Varek Raith  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:43:14pm

re: #500 Backwoods_Sleuth

Nope. It’s the never ending clutching of pearls.

I know rite.

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Brian J.  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:43:22pm

re: #495 Backwoods_Sleuth

it appears there is more than one usual suspect now.

C’mon, guys, don’t piss on my pant leg and tell me it’s raining. (Which it is here.) If we’re getting buried in cow country in Indiana, then that’s trouble for the large number of similar counties in Ohio and Michigan.

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Targetpractice  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:43:45pm

re: #496 b_sharp

Are we there yet?

Hey b, I have an idea: We swap elections. Ya’ll can have the election season that stretches on for months and takes no prisoners, and we can have the one that takes less time than an oil change.

What ya say?

//

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:44:18pm

re: #494 EPR-radar

As far as I know, early returns tend to skew Republican because votes get tallied faster in rural areas and rural areas tend to favor Republicans.

Slate has Clinton ahead in NH by a healthy margin.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:44:45pm

re: #462 Brian J.

Indiana barely voted for Obama once. Worrying about the result there is a good way to get a bonus ulcer, but won’t do anything else for you. I doubt that Clinton invested much in the way of time or resources there.

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:44:56pm
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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:45:01pm

A reminder, now that the election returns are on their way:

littlegreenfootballs.com

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Alyosha  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:45:14pm

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:45:20pm

re: #505 Brian J.

C’mon, guys, don’t piss on my pant leg and tell me it’s raining. (Which it is here.) If we’re getting buried in cow country in Indiana, then that’s trouble for the large number of similar counties in Ohio and Michigan.

Are the returns complete? All the votes counted, 100% in?

If the answer is no, maybe a little less freaking out is called for.

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Nyet  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:45:35pm

re: #505 Brian J.

C’mon, guys, don’t piss on my pant leg and tell me it’s raining. (Which it is here.) If we’re getting buried in cow country in Indiana, then that’s trouble for the large number of similar counties in Ohio and Michigan.

That’s just a few precincts reporting, not even whole counties.

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Scottishdragon  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:45:44pm

re: #493 Targetpractice

Trump Tower preparing for a live reenactment of the bunker scene from Downfall.

Hitler Reacts to Donald Trump Running for President

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gocart mozart  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:46:33pm
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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:46:44pm

re: #503 MsJ

I’m trying to keep it all together. I’m barely doing so.

Slate is projecting votes in seven battleground states. Clinton is leading in all seven, including Florida big. She’s got this.

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b_sharp  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:47:00pm

re: #506 Targetpractice

Hey b, I have an idea: We swap elections. Ya’ll can have the election season that stretches on for months and takes no prisoners, and we can have the one that takes less time than an oil change.

What ya say?

//

Ah.

No.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:47:01pm

re: #478 MsJ

Eh, the results you are seeing are a fraction of a fraction of New Hampshire. Let’s keep calm and watch Little Orange Satan freak out as the American people march to the polls to tell him: ‘You’re fired!’

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darthstar  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:49:06pm

re: #430 Skip Intro

No open bar for Trump lovers.

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Seven bucks for soft drinks! Paying $13 for a cocktail is fine…but seven bucks for a soda? Trump supporters are rubes!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:49:09pm

I have no illusions that Trump will take Kentucky.
But there’s this:

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Just one county (a big one), but that’s a whole lot bigger margin than Grimes had over McConnell.
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:49:10pm

re: #517 b_sharp

Ah.

No.

You’re so mean.

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makeitstop  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:49:21pm

re: #356 Big Beautiful Door

It always makes you look bigger to be a gracious winner.

And I most likely will be. But it still steams me a little that people I considered long-time friends were telling me I was an idiot for not jumping on the Trump train.

I’ll be gracious. But these people will have to realize that I’ll never look at them the same way again.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:50:33pm

re: #514 Scottishdragon

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Video

You can’t even buy the domain for $3!

I completely lost it at that.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:51:50pm

We know almost nothing we didn’t know two hours ago.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:52:16pm

re: #505 Brian J.

C’mon, guys, don’t piss on my pant leg and tell me it’s raining. (Which it is here.) If we’re getting buried in cow country in Indiana, then that’s trouble for the large number of similar counties in Ohio and Michigan.

And AGAIN…it’s INDIANA.
You know, the state where the GOP candidate for VP is current governor?
Clinton has never been projected to win there.

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:52:24pm

re: #505 Brian J.

C’mon, guys, don’t piss on my pant leg and tell me it’s raining.

OK, Brian J. I am officially pissing on your pant leg. It is not raining.

We good, bro?

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b.d.  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:53:20pm

re: #430 Skip Intro

No open bar for Trump lovers.

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Ain’t nothing better than a $60.00 six pack of Coors Light.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:54:24pm

re: #527 b.d.

Ain’t nothing better than a $60.00 six pack of Coors Light.

//

It’s the water!!!

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nickzi  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:55:11pm

re: #528 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s the water!!!

And the feline filtration system they use to give it that distinctive color and taste.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:59:17pm

re: #528 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s the water!!!

Olympia’s slogan! Except we’d leave out “the”.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 8, 2016 • 3:59:25pm

re: #452 Barefoot Grin

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Inspired by Klys (sp?), just scanned this. Not every artistic, but I was young and only had a small Olympus camera at the time. Can anyone date it from the evidence?

Yes, that’s right! Showa 57.11.2?

1982

Oh well.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 8, 2016 • 4:02:39pm

re: #531 Barefoot Grin

Yes, that’s right! Showa 57.11.2?

1982

Oh well.

I was -3 then. ;)

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Decatur Deb  Nov 8, 2016 • 4:02:42pm

Off to party. That’s good, and if we win it’s even better.

I’ll try to check in if they have broadband out there

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 8, 2016 • 4:10:40pm

re: #532 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I was -3 then. ;)

Hey! Respect your elders! ;)

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CleverToad  Nov 8, 2016 • 4:27:35pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

{{{holding the fish family in my thoughts, with hugs for those very small fishlets. hope you have friends and family close to help with the day-to-long-day recovery}}}

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unproven innocence  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:03:50pm

re: #489 Wozza Matter?

so - is anything happening tonight?

There’s a Let them eat cake party at Trump Tower. Theme seems to be Losing Face.

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 8, 2016 • 5:58:29pm

re: #101 thedopefishlives

Sending strength and healing vibes your way. My wife sends her prayers.


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