Buzzfeed has published the dossier compiled by a former British intellligence agent, alleging that Russia has some really nasty compromising information on Donald Trump, and that they’ve been “cultivating, supporting and assisting him for at least 5 years.”

It says Trump stayed in the presidential suite of the Moscow Ritz Carlton, where he knew President Obama had stayed with Michelle Obama on an official visit, and hired prostitutes to defile the bed by “performing a ‘golden showers’ urination show in front of him.” Oh, man.

This brings a whole new meaning to the term “Wikileaks.”

But aside from the salacious stuff, this document also alleges a years-long collaboration between Trump and Russia that’s deeply troubling.

Of course, this information is unverified. But CNN reports that US intelligence agencies gave it enough credence that they included it in the briefing given to Trump last week.

Don’t be surprised if Trump suddenly cancels the press conference he had scheduled for tomorrow.

But at least it will be amusing to watch the news channels delicately try to describe “golden showers” as euphemistically as possible.