My kid let me borrow her Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn thingy for a minute. This is what happened.
Gear:
Supro Hampton Baritone
Guyatone WahRocker 5
MXR Bass Octave Deluxe
Way Huge Conquistador Fuzz
Kemper AmpWritten, arranged, and performed by Mark Lettieri. © 2018
Charles is expecting the deluge of happy folks posting after Brady loses.
Forbidden Football Plays: The Hail Satan
The players form a pentagram on the field and then the power goes out. Something starts walking up the basement stairs.— Doth (@DothTheDoth) February 4, 2018
Why am I seeing all these Putinbots pushing to fire Rosenstein on Twitter? THey started flooding my feed in the past 10 minutes…
Did you know that if the Eagles win it will be the first time in history that an entire state gets arrested?
— Rich Uncle Turtlemouth (@RazorLou) February 4, 2018
We’ll see what happens.
re: #7 Joe Bacon 🌹
Why am I seeing all these Putinbots pushing to fire Rosenstein on Twitter? THey started flooding my feed in the past 10 minutes…
Mother Russia lost a lot of money on the Superb Owl.
re: #8 teleskiguy
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We’ll see what happens.
Nobody in Pittsburgh will get arrested because the Eagles won.
re: #8 teleskiguy
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We’ll see what happens.
Just the eastern half. Doubt the Stillers crowd is partying hard right now.
This set a record for the most yards on offense in ANY NFL game. EVER.
Lre: #14 ipsos
Just the eastern half. Doubt the Stillers crowd is partying hard right now.
Well we are happy that the Pats lost.
Here. We. Go. pic.twitter.com/r0MjpsU0nB
— MLB (@MLB) February 5, 2018
Tonight was a very good sport night.
Now I’m watching my fav guys curling team hopefully will their province to go to the big dude game in March.
Canada is The Borg and I’ve been assimilated.
re: #19 PhillyPretzel
Firecrackers horns oh my
Now, all four NFC East teams finally have Superbowl wins.
re: #19 PhillyPretzel
Firecrackers horns oh my
If your assholes set my city on fire, there will be hell to pay.
Drowning in schadenfreude send help.
— Photon Herder (@goddamnedfrank) February 5, 2018
re: #20 MsJ
Tonight was a very good sport night.
Now I’m watching my fav guys curling team hopefully will their province to go to the big dude game in March.
Canada is The Borg and I’ve been assimilated.
We’re good that way. :p. 🇨🇦
Wow. You should hear the firecrackers. They are popping. Loud ones too. Car horns.
re: #26 PhillyPretzel
Wow. You should hear the firecrackers. They are popping. Loud ones too.
Now see, if it was the Patriots that had won, those wouldn’t be firecrackers, they’d be guns. Because America.
re: #27 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
I would not be surprised if some of the firecrackers are shots. I hope not but it may be.
Whatever you do don’t retweet this video I found of Donald Trump Jr saying he’s “been to Russia many times” & saying he “spent a lot of time looking at deals in Moscow in 2005-2006 & 2007.” It could make him absolutely furious & wanna seek “sweet revenge.” pic.twitter.com/VXW2MvGCwE
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) February 4, 2018
Those of you in Philly, thank you from a grateful nation.
Holy shit. So my fav guy team is in the final. The Skip (kinda like a captain) was in the hospital all week with the measels that he thinks he got on an airplane coming back from Phoenix ba couple of weeks ago. They just let him out of the hospitaltoday. He’s in the ice now with spots all over his face. Poor guy.
(They wouldn’t let him play is he was contagious.)
re: #23 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
If your assholes set my city on fire, there will be hell to pay.
Come on. It’s not like hydraulic fluid is combustible…
re: #33 Kafitrar
Come on. It’s not like hydraulic fluid is combustible…
Well, so is Crisco…
Maybe they should have used “birthing agent” (pretty much K-Y that comes in powder form to be mixed in bulk, as the MythBusters have done more than a few times for experiments). It’s slick, but non-toxic, water-soluble, and nonflammable.
re: #31 BlueGrl21
Those of you in Philly, thank you from a grateful nation.
How’s your priest pal feeling? :)
Many a man has died not seeing his team win it all. I WILL NOT BE ONE OF THEM.
Damn what a crazy game. No sacks. ONE punt. Nick Foles might just end up with a statue somewhere in Philly. Damn. I’m happy. Happy.
What a season. What a team. What a game.
Nick Foles wears a jersey with the number 9 on it………Imagine that from my small corner of reality….
Thank you.
re: #33 Kafitrar
Come on. It’s not like hydraulic fluid is combustible…
I am a Minneapolis lizard. (I actually work on the other side of the light rail tracks from the stadium, about a mile or so away.) I don’t think we greased our light poles, probably because anyone stupid enough to go out and try to climb one would find himself or herself frozen to it.
It’s Eagles over Evil every time! #superbowl pic.twitter.com/ci46hzfHui
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) February 5, 2018
re: #20 MsJ
Canada is The Borg and I’ve been assimilated.
Where do I sign up? If I make my way to the Saskatchewan border will they do it there?
re: #35 HappyWarrior
How’s your priest pal feeling? :)
Oh, he’s being quiet now. I’m sure he feels it’s best to let some people lick their wounds. :)
re: #42 BlueGrl21
Oh, he’s being quiet now. I’m sure he feels it’s best to let some people lick their wounds. :)
I had to rub it in. I know too many cocky Pats fans.
re: #41 Anymouse 🌹
Where do I sign up? If I make my way to the Saskatchewan border will they do it there?
Well I married a Canadian. You could go that route but I’m thinking your wife wouldn’t be too happy about that.
— Photon Herder (@goddamnedfrank) February 5, 2018
Looks like Gov. Wolf won’t have to send those Cheese Steaks to Gov. Baker.
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 5, 2018
re: #45 HappyWarrior
I had to rub it in. I know too many cocky Pats fans.
Funny thing is, I don’t know too many Pats fans, but I know several Brady fans. Myself, I can’t stand the fucker, but of course you know I preferred Peyton Manning as the greatest QB of his generation for several reasons. Brady is obviously a good quarterback, but the GOAT? Nope. Not going to give him the satisfaction.
The new spring styles coming soon to third world refugee camps near you
What could’ve been… a collection of the New England Patriots #SuperBowl LII “phantom” Championship merchandise #NFL #Eagles
More pics in the post: https://t.co/5mALl6QkIc pic.twitter.com/YRLMYsTYjZ— Chris Creamer (@sportslogosnet) February 5, 2018
re: #50 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Funny thing is, I don’t know too many Pats fans, but I know several Brady fans. Myself, I can’t stand the fucker, but of course you know I preferred Peyton Manning as the greatest QB of his generation for several reasons. Brady is obviously a good quarterback, but the GOAT? Nope. Not going to give him the satisfaction.
He’s talented but he’s one of the most lucky bastards out there. I know a lot of Pats fans.
re: #52 FormerDirtDart
Excuse me but those are the wrong colors and team.
re: #52 FormerDirtDart
The new spring styles coming soon to third world refugee camps near you
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Every team does this, I suppose in order to have the merchandise available on-demand in the event that they win. Of course, nobody gives thought to what happens when they lose.
re: #46 MsJ
Well I married a Canadian. You could go that route but I’m thinking your wife wouldn’t be too happy about that.
Should I ask her? /s
For all of Trump’s vaunted security theatre about coming in the country, on our last trip into the USA (at Sarnia, Ont.), the authorities in Port Huron just asked about our Gold Star plate and waved us through. No passports, nothing.
re: #50 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Funny thing is, I don’t know too many Pats fans, but I know several Brady fans. Myself, I can’t stand the fucker, but of course you know I preferred Peyton Manning as the greatest QB of his generation for several reasons. Brady is obviously a good quarterback, but the GOAT? Nope. Not going to give him the satisfaction.
If a fan has any integrity, Brady should always be treated as one of the greats, but with a big-ass asterisk.
re: #56 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Every team does this, I suppose in order to have the merchandise available on-demand in the event that they win. Of course, nobody gives thought to what happens when they lose.
Somewhere in Africa, there’s people who are in awe of the Buffalo Bills.
re: #59 HappyWarrior
Somewhere in Africa, there’s people who are in awe of the Buffalo Bills.
Hell, the Bills probably have their own damn cargo cult by now.
re: #59 HappyWarrior
Somewhere in Africa, there’s people who are in awe of the Buffalo Bills.
As there are fans of President Romney and Vice-President Ryan.
Well, these guys are getting black out drunk somewhere, I’ll bet…
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re: #53 HappyWarrior
He’s talented but he’s one of the most lucky bastards out there. I know a lot of Pats fans.
I ought to like him for how good he is, but everything I’ve seen about him just rubs me wrong.
re: #58 TedStriker
If a fan had any integrity, Brady should always be treated as one of the greats, but with a big-ass asterisk.
His numbers make him a first-ballot Hall of Famer without a doubt. In my eyes, though, he will never measure up to the sheer line-of-scrimmage-play-calling that Manning did. Brady wouldn’t have been half the quarterback he was without Belichick. Manning succeeded in spite of his coaching staff, not because of them.
re: #57 Anymouse 🌹
Should I ask her? /s
For all of Trump’s vaunted security theatre about coming in the country, on our last trip into the USA (at Sarnia, Ont.), the authorities in Port Huron just asked about our Gold Star plate and waved us through. No passports, nothing.
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Mike Pence is very sad that his favorite team, the Indiana Fetus Fiends, lost this year’s Abortion Blow-Out. Better luck next year, Mikey!
re: #47 goddamnedfrank
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I only have space for one sport in my life, and it’s basketball at all levels. Not a big football fan at all. But the Patriots are conflated with Trump in my mind and therefore must not have nice things.
re: #65 MsJ
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re: #57 Anymouse 🌹
Most of the Canadian border guys are pretty chill. Last time we traveled north my wife had more anxiety about going through the U.S. border checkpoint on the way home than crossing into Canada…and she’s a U.S. Citizen.
I told my wife a few months ago that we would save over $5k in taxes if we got divorced. Not my smartest moment.
re: #68 Anymouse 🌹
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Have I mentioned my Canadian husband really wants curling season to end? He’s not a fan but not not a fan. He’s a curling widower. He tolerates my passion but wants the TV back.
He’ll get it back in April.
re: #69 Eclectic Cyborg
Most of the Canadian border guys are pretty chill. Last time we traveled north my wife had more anxiety about going through the U.S. border checkpoint on the way home than crossing into Canada…and she’s a U.S. Citizen.
US Customs is where I got hung up on my way back from India. Indian customs was a breeze. US customs, on the other hand, gave me the third degree. Until the customs agent saw I was about to vomit, at least.
re: #69 Eclectic Cyborg
Most of the Canadian border guys are pretty chill. Last time we traveled north my wife had more anxiety about going through the U.S. border checkpoint on the way home than crossing into Canada…and she’s a U.S. Citizen.
Last time we came across the Saskatchewan/Montana border (returning from the airport from our Germany/Poland trip), US customs went through a bunch of questions about whether we were smuggling guns into the country in a Smart into Montana (!)
The first time we drove to Saskatchewan, the Canadian officials held us up to check our car’s registration, because they had trouble believing the extremely low numbered license plate. When the woman was finished, she asked “Are there really only eighty-seven cars in Nebraska?”
Brady is an all time great which makes things like Spygate and Deflategate all the more pathetic.
If you could somehow ignore the teams playing, these last two years have been what the NFL would have wanted out of the Super Bowls: Down to the last play.
re: #69 Eclectic Cyborg
Most of the Canadian border guys are pretty chill. Last time we traveled north my wife had more anxiety about going through the U.S. border checkpoint on the way home than crossing into Canada…and she’s a U.S. Citizen.
Because, CBP would tend to attract the same grade of power-tripping assholes that ICE does.
re: #70 Charles Johnson
This is the real deal.
I downloaded their album at iTunes the day it was introduced, and indeed it is the real deal. ;-)
re: #64 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Yeah I mean there is no doubt that Brady has repeatedly come up big in big spots, or that Manning more often than not came up small when it was all on the line. (In fact I’d even say that the two SB’s he DID win were more won in spite of him than because of him.)
But I’ve never seen another QB who dazzled me like Peyton Manning when he was on. Certainly not Brady. Like I said he’s been money his whole career but he has just never wowed me. I can’t put him ahead of Peyton even in spite of the lopsided margin he has when it comes to postseason success.
It is a good thing I turned out all of the lights in the house. I am hearing way too many loud noises.
re: #74 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
US Customs is where I got hung up on my way back from India. Indian customs was a breeze. US customs, on the other hand, gave me the third degree. Until the customs agent saw I was about to vomit, at least.
I was crossing back into Canada once and was sick; coughing and sneezing (much like I’m doing right now). The guy was like “ok, bye bye…leave and take your germs with you”. But in a very Canadian friendly way.
On a separate note, I feel like shit and I’m terrified. We did take out tonight instead of eating out. Detroit is getting hammered with the flu.
re: #82 Frenchy
Yeah I mean there is no doubt that Brady has repeatedly come up big in big spots, or that Manning more often than not came up small when it was all on the line. (In fact I’d even say that the two SB’s he DID win were more won in spite of him than because of him.)
But I’ve never seen another QB who dazzled me like Peyton Manning when he was on. Certainly not Brady. Like I said he’s been money his whole career but he has just never wowed me. I can’t put him ahead of Peyton even in spite of the lopsided margin he has when it comes to postseason success.
Manning, as opposed to the majority of NFL quarterbacks, was given the autonomy to call audibles on the line, and he was good at it. Freakishly good. Yeah, he botched his fair share of calls, and it undoubtedly cost him some playoff wins he should have had, but he has two rings with two different teams and a claim as one of the greatest gunslingers of his era. I’d say he acquitted himself pretty damn well for all that.
I wouldn’t be too heartbroken I think, if the next time I try to come into Plentywood, Montana CPB said “no.” On the other hand, I’m not sure what Canada would do with me then.
re: #85 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Manning, as opposed to the majority of NFL quarterbacks, was given the autonomy to call audibles on the line, and he was good at it. Freakishly good. Yeah, he botched his fair share of calls, and it undoubtedly cost him some playoff wins he should have had, but he has two rings with two different teams and a claim as one of the greatest gunslingers of his era. I’d say he acquitted himself pretty damn well for all that.
I think Manning was hurt because he never got a great D around him. Brady had great defenses in his early career.
I wish Foles had thanked his public high school athletic program on the west side of Austin that is the first in the nation to produce two SB winning QB’s and two SB MVP’s (Austin Westlake, he and Brees). Yeah, I know, it’s a Texas thing, but good on ‘em.
re: #83 PhillyPretzel
It is a good thing I turned out all of the lights in the house. I am hearing way too many loud noises.
Hope it calms down soon and no one gets hurt tonight.
re: #87 HappyWarrior
I think Manning was hurt because he never got a great D around him. Brady had great defenses in his early career.
Systemic problems that extended to his successor in Indianapolis, Andrew Luck.
re: #84 MsJ
Try to take care of yourself, MsJ. You know the drill: Lots of fluids, yada yada.
Shorter Super Bowl pic.twitter.com/ueGlitFLFe
— BWD 🤢 You People Replaced Obama With This (@IrisRimon) February 5, 2018
re: #88 austin_blue
I wish Foles had thanked his public high school athletic program on the west side of Austin that is the first in the nation to produce two SB winning Qb’s and two SB MVP’s (Austin Westlake, he and Brees). Yeah, I know, it’s a Texas thing, but good on ‘em.
Considering my alma mater hasn’t produced any NFL players, yeah for sure. Nice to see a public school program do well too.
re: #76 PhillyPretzel
Dang. I can still hear those %^$# fireworks.
I hope it’s better for you than it was here when the Astros won . I’ve got a neurotic Labrador that alternated between barking furiously and hiding under the bed.
re: #90 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Systemic problems that extended to his successor in Indianapolis, Andrew Luck.
Yep. And Andy hasn’t had an Edge James too.
re: #89 stpaulbear
Me too. Philly has some very rabid fans. I hear car engines revving. Not a good thing to hear.
re: #95 HappyWarrior
Yep. And Andy hasn’t had an Edge James too.
Peyton leaving for the Broncos was honestly probably the best thing that could have happened to him at the end of his career. Jim Irsay is a dumb shit.
re: #70 Charles Johnson
Anything they do is the real deal. I’m happy to have found them, seen them live, and have others appreciate them. I’m telling you, when I first heard Beth live it was like she reached inside me and crossed wires. I felt old and young at the same time.
Joe just flat out plays with such taste and touch it’s astounding.
Both are as real as it gets. Thanks for posting them. I’m happy you get it.
re: #98 plansbandc
Thanks. I think the entire city will be celebrating through the night.
re: #69 Eclectic Cyborg
Most of the Canadian border guys are pretty chill. Last time we traveled north my wife had more anxiety about going through the U.S. border checkpoint on the way home than crossing into Canada…and she’s a U.S. Citizen.
After trump was elected I was literally terrified to go into Michigan. I didn’t cross the border for a month. Then, the first time I did, that asshole made that comment about marrying a Canadian. I didn’t cross for another month after that. (I usually cross every weekend to do my grocery shopping.)
And the chowderhead takes on the game coming in:
Both teams playing to win, taking big risks and thinking big.
Hard to not see @realDonaldTrump’s MAGA influence this #SuperBowl— Mike Cernovich 🇺🇸 (@Cernovich) February 5, 2018
Green…………green………….yellow, blue (sorry, earwom)
So.. Philly, huh? Cool.
Just got back from Jools Holland at the Blue Note. He didn’t have his bigass band, it was him, Squeeze drummer Gilson Lavis and three singers.
For two guys, they laid down a hell of a groove. Jools’ left hand would. Not. Quit. Great time.
re: #86 Anymouse 🌹
I wouldn’t be too heartbroken I think, if the next time I try to come into Plentywood, Montana CPB said “no.” On the other hand, I’m not sure what Canada would do with me then.
They can’t say no to a US passport holder.
re: #102 Anymouse 🌹
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LOL. He’s going to lose it when he finds out about Malcolm Jenkins and Chris Long.
re: #101 MsJ
After trump was elected I was literally terrified to go into Michigan. I didn’t cross the border for a month. Then, the first time I did, that asshole made that comment about marrying a Canadian. I didn’t cross for another month after that. (I usually cross every weekend to do my grocery shopping.)
My wife planned our trip to Churchill during the Republican National Convention on purpose. We came down out of the north country and watched the Democratic National Convention in Thunder Bay.
re: #102 Anymouse 🌹
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— (((IntheNumbers))) (@ItsNumbersMan) February 5, 2018
Some serious cult thinking that requires mocking.
re: #82 Frenchy
Yeah I mean there is no doubt that Brady has repeatedly come up big in big spots, or that Manning more often than not came up small when it was all on the line. (In fact I’d even say that the two SB’s he DID win were more won in spite of him than because of him.)
But I’ve never seen another QB who dazzled me like Peyton Manning when he was on. Certainly not Brady. Like I said he’s been money his whole career but he has just never wowed me. I can’t put him ahead of Peyton even in spite of the lopsided margin he has when it comes to postseason success.
Sounds like me watching Favre during his glory days. The gunslinger could have some really good games then throw the worst possible mess the next week.
But it was always worth it when games like that of December 22, 2003 in Oakland.
re: #78 HappyWarrior
It’s like Bonds. One of the greats and would have had HOF numbers without the steroids, but yeah, go ahead and cheat. How pathetic.
re: #109 plansbandc
It’s like Bonds. One of the greats and would have had HOF numbers without the steroids, but yeah, go ahead and cheat. How pathetic.
That’s a great analogy.
re: #100 PhillyPretzel
There’s nothing sweeter than that first Super Bowl win. Savor it.
re: #104 MsJ
They can’t say no to a US passport holder.
At one time I would have agreed. Now I’m not so sure.
I’m old enough to remember you could cross into Ontario and back with a driver’s license or some other form of ID.
And they didn’t ask about your marriage arrangements.
I am listening to KYW1060 AM. And of course the top news story is the EAGLES.
re: #113 Anymouse 🌹
At one time I would have agreed. Now I’m not so sure.
I’m old enough to remember you could cross into Ontario and back with a driver’s license or some other form of ID.
And they didn’t ask about your marriage arrangements.
By law they can’t turn away an American citizen.
They could give me a real reason of shit as a permanent resident of Canada. I apparently lose my first amendment rights when I moved.
I’m going to apply for Canadian citizenship (dual).
Just once (Just Once!), I would love to see one of these players say;
“You know, God had nothing to do with it. We worked hard, we had a good game plan, and we executed it. We deserved to win because we were the better team tonight. If I were to thank God for this, I’d be saying he screwed over the other team, and that would make God an asshole both by screwing them and favoring us if we were not worthy.”
re: #102 Anymouse 🌹
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Doesn’t that boy got some burning tiki torches to go hump himself against?
re: #96 PhillyPretzel
Me too. Philly has some very rabid fans. I hear car engines revving. Not a good thing to hear.
At least you haven’t had this happen nearby (yet…?)
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— Hannah Cheney (@hannahlcheney) February 5, 2018
re: #119 Interesting Times
At least you haven’t had this happen nearby (yet…?)
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Funny, that’s what I would expect from someone in Minneapolis. Christmas decorations don’t typically come down until around Valentine’s Day up here.
Broad Street has as many people on it as if it were New Years Day.
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— Hannah Cheney (@hannahlcheney) February 5, 2018
I lived in Philly when the Flyers won those Stanley Cups. This may surpass those nights, which were awesome to the point of being frightening.
re: #107 Belafon
Wonkette commentator on Cernovich’s hot take:
So when the Packers won in 1966 it was LBJ’s Great Society influence?
When the Cowboys won in 1978 it was Jimmy Carter’s Socialist Carpenter influence?
When the teams that won from 2008-2016 won it was….??????
NBC is showing the streets being filled up with people. OMG
Good night all. Sweet scaly dreams knowing one little bit of the Light won tonight.
re: #124 PhillyPretzel
NBC is showing the streets being filled up with people. OMG
Don’t die. Hope your fire extinguisher is charged.
re: #123 Anymouse 🌹
Wonkette commentator on Cernovich’s hot take:
Everyone knows the 49ers were great because of Reaganomics. //
re: #120 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Funny, that’s what I would expect from someone in Minneapolis. Christmas decorations don’t typically come down until around Valentine’s Day up here.
I still have the little battery operated flicker candles in my windows. I mean to take them down every weekend and then I forget. Nights are still long so it’s good to have some festivity…
re: #121 PhillyPretzel
Broad Street has as many people on it as if it were New Years Day.
Hopefully, they are just going out for a late night cheese steak.
Why would winning your first NFL Championship since 1960 make you want to burn cars?
re: #115 MsJ
By law they can’t turn away an American citizen.
They could give me a real reason of shit as a permanent resident of Canada. I apparently lose my first amendment rights when I moved.
I’m going to apply for Canadian citizenship (dual).
In theory, all persons have I Amendment rights within the bounds of the USA. That said, I wouldn’t rely on that these days.
Maybe if we come to your house and our car breaks down Canada will let us stay?
Researching NAFTA, it turns out “librarian” is one of the job skills Canada looks for. So maybe I can tag along with my wife.
re: #126 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
I am at home with my computer and TV.
re: #128 stpaulbear
I still have the little battery operated flicker candles in my windows. I mean to take them down every weekend and then I forget. Nights are still long so it’s good to have some festivity…
I think Mrs. Fish took ours down eventually, before the cold snap hit. She’s more punctual than most; hell, I think I saw Santa Claus on somebody’s house earlier this week.
re: #116 austin_blue
My God doesn’t give a shit about football.
“Let me see you put your cell phones up, Minneapolis! Let’s light it up tonight,” Justin Timberlake hollered, in what might be the bleakest stage banter ever heard during a Super Bowl halftime show. https://t.co/gVVJqsFB24
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) February 5, 2018
re: #70 Charles Johnson
I have thought so for some time about her. Raw essential force. And then of course Joe.
Its official Wednesday is Parade Day for the Eagles.
re: #18 Anymouse 🌹
Pitchers and catchers for the Phillies report February 14.
We hang rally towels on an avocado tree to mark the occasion.\
#BaseballIsOnDeck
re: #140 cat-tikvah
Pitchers and catchers for the Phillies report February 14.
We hang rally towels on an avocado tree to mark the occasion.\
#BaseballIsOnDeck
Yep can’t wait for baseball.
re: #141 HappyWarrior
Yep can’t wait for baseball.
Wonder if the Twins will sign Darvish before he has to report.
re: #124 PhillyPretzel
NBC is showing the streets being filled up with people. OMG
Philadelphia Police Department scanner channel. They’re talking about a drone in the air in restricted airspace and people climbing on top of a restaurant.
re: #135 plansbandc
My God doesn’t give a shit about football.
Well that is exactly my point. I’m a Deist. My God doesn’t give an active fiddling intrusive shit about any of us.
That means WE are responsible for our actions, both personally and collectively.
re: #143 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Wonder if the Twins will sign Darvish before he has to report.
Not sure but he would make them much better. Tehy have the offense but the pitching did you guys in against the Yanks.
re: #146 HappyWarrior
Not sure but he would make them much better. Tehy have the offense but the pitching did you guys in against the Yanks.
Well, to be fair, the Yanks’ pitching didn’t exactly do them any favors. Severino completely imploded. We just couldn’t close the door.
re: #143 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
I am so excited for baseball to start. The lull from the Super Bowl to opening day is rough.
re: #145 austin_blue
Well that is exactly my point. I’m a Deist. My God doesn’t give an active fiddling intrusive shit about any of us.
That means WE are responsible for our actions, both personally and collectively.
That’s one thing I give Brady grudging credit for. He doesn’t play that card. Still don’t like the guy though.
re: #148 plansbandc
I am so excited for baseball to start. The lull from the Super Bowl to opening day is rough.
The longest period is between now and March Madness. I’m not into the NBA or NHL.
The Philly police are trying to get an estimate on the crowd size. It’s huge according to their police channel.
re: #131 Anymouse 🌹
In theory, all persons have I Amendment rights within the bounds of the USA. That said, I wouldn’t rely on that these days.
Maybe if we come to your house and our car breaks down Canada will let us stay?
Researching NAFTA, it turns out “librarian” is one of the job skills Canada looks for. So maybe I can tag along with my wife.
Sure thing. Casa CanAm is always open (I do have a small dog who hates all humans who are not us. Fair warning and all…check your fingers and ankles at the door. I got him out of a shelter six years ago and he was obviously an abused baby. He’ll protect us to the death. Unfortunately, he sees threats to our existence in every human being that comes to the door.)
If they need librarians go for it! You’d be a set. They won’t split up families.
Canada is awesome. Canadians are awesome.
re: #151 Anymouse 🌹
From NBC 10 It is a sea of people on Broad street. Wow.
re: #140 cat-tikvah
Pitchers and catchers for the Phillies report February 14.
We hang rally towels on an avocado tree to mark the occasion.\
#BaseballIsOnDeck
re: #141 HappyWarrior
Yep can’t wait for baseball.
I just adjusted my tweetdeck display. Moved my Mets list over into a primary position, downgraded Football list
re: #138 wheat-dogg
I know you love curling. Have you ever seen this video about the physics of curling?
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I have. Cool huh? Thank you.
I’m thinking of joining the curling club here. It’s pretty expensive and I don’t go out much so I’ve been debating if I want to cough up a few grand for the privilege. Thus far I just can’t justify it.
The city of Philadelphia will never be the same again.. pic.twitter.com/w0rf06iJuD
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) February 5, 2018
re: #152 MsJ
If they need librarians go for it! You’d be a set. They won’t split up families.
Canada is awesome. Canadians are awesome.
I’ve thought so, growing up in Michigan from the first age I knew what a “Canada” was. Always wished I could live in Ontario instead.
re: #149 HappyWarrior
That’s one thing I give Brady grudging credit for. He doesn’t play that card. Still don’t like the guy though.
Hey, Brady may be a sphinx, but he is the greatest quarterback ever to play the game.
I don’t like him either, but the man is the best ever. Gotta give credit where credit is due.
He didn’t lose that game tonight. A good argument exists that he should have been named MVP. It was the best performance ever by a QB in a Super Bowl.
re: #156 FormerDirtDart
That was a little too much.
re: #160 PhillyPretzel
That was a little too much.
Ok when I say HUNDREDS of people are in the streets yelling “Fuck Tom Brady” rn, I ain’t kidding pic.twitter.com/FZo0oJbVsM
— Makiki Reuvers (@makiki_reuvers) February 5, 2018
re: #159 austin_blue
Hey, Brady may be a sphinx, but he is the greatest quarterback ever to play the game.
I don’t like him either, but the man is the best ever. Gotta give credit where credit is due.
He didn’t lose that game tonight. A good argument exists that he should have been named MVP. It was the best performance ever by a QB in a Super Bowl.
He’s one of those types you hate because he’s not one of yours. But yeah he’s not why they lost tonight.
re: #148 plansbandc
I am so excited for baseball to start. The lull from the Super Bowl to opening day is rough.
I went to Opening Day in Minneapolis a couple of years ago. It was 34 degrees on April 2. It’s the only game I’ve left early. It was worth the experience, but I would have rather saved it for a team that is actually competitive.
re: #163 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
I went to Opening Day in Minneapolis a couple of years ago. It was 34 degrees on April 2. It’s the only game I’ve left early. It was worth the experience, but I would have rather saved it for a team that is actually competitive.
On my bucket list. I don’t care how cold it may get in Baltimore. Also on the bucket list, a WS game.
re: #161 FormerDirtDart
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I think most of the country outside of New England could have joined in that march.
re: #159 austin_blue
Hey, Brady may be a sphinx, but he is the greatest quarterback ever to play the game.
I don’t like him either, but the man is the best ever. Gotta give credit where credit is due.
He didn’t lose that game tonight. A good argument exists that he should have been named MVP. It was the best performance ever by a QB in a Super Bowl.
Tom Brady, GOAT*
re: #161 FormerDirtDart
That has to be Center City. That is where those “boxes” in the street are.
re: #166 Belafon
I think most of the country outside of New England could have joined in that march.
As I said, they’re the new Yankees. The team America loves and loves to hate.
re: #158 FormerDirtDart
Brady got out-Bradied tonight.
Edit: And I should say, not in total yards, but definitely in the “Pull the right play out at just the right moment.”
re: #165 HappyWarrior
On my bucket list. I don’t care how cold it may get in Baltimore. Also on the bucket list, a WS game.
Me too. I’m sad I missed the All-Star Game in Minneapolis. That was also on my list. I imagine it’ll probably come back around before I die… probably just barely.
FOX News Channel claiming the DNC is “dead broke” while the GOP is “flush with cash” ahead of the midterms.
re: #153 PhillyPretzel
Probably more people than at the Republican president’s inauguration.
re: #3 MsJ
”Eagles Win!”
“Brady got his team to midfield, but his desperation pass fell to the ground in the end zone. The underdog Eagles (16-3), even injured starting quarterback Carson Wentz, came bolting off the sideline in ecstasy while Brady sat on the ground, disconsolate…”
chicagotribune.com
re: #171 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Me too. I’m sad I missed the All-Star Game in Minneapolis. That was also on my list. I imagine it’ll probably come back around before I die… probably just barely.
I was six when they had the All Star game at Camden Yards. I think I may try to go the next time they do it. Maybe get a hotel room for a couple days in Fells Point or something like that. Baltimore’s got some fun spots.
Come on now, enough gloating already. Think how deflated Patriots fans must be feeling tonight :P
re: #174 majii
”Eagles Win!”
“Brady got his team to midfield, but his desperation pass fell to the ground in the end zone. The underdog Eagles (16-3), even injured starting quarterback Carson Wentz, came bolting off the sideline in ecstasy while Brady sat on the ground, disconsolate…”
chicagotribune.com
At least Brady doesn’t have to see Trump later this year.
re: #175 HappyWarrior
I was six when they had the All Star game at Camden Yards. I think I may try to go the next time they do it. Maybe get a hotel room for a couple days in Fells Point or something like that. Baltimore’s got some fun spots.
Minneapolis, contrary to popular opinion, is far from the worst place to have such sportsball events. The Eagles fans are undoubtedly partying hard tonight downtown.
re: #176 Interesting Times
Come on now, enough gloating already. Think how deflated Patriots fans must be feeling tonight :P
Yeah, they do seem a little limp tonight.
Lol you stale losers pic.twitter.com/s3aYR1Ruhq
— Psyop Sysop (@Hegelbon) February 5, 2018
re: #179 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Oh yes. As I said Broad Street is filled with people.
re: #179 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Minneapolis, contrary to popular opinion, is far from the worst place to have such sportsball events. The Eagles fans are undoubtedly partying hard tonight downtown.
Yeah i was telling my folks that it’s a fun city. I’d like to visit one of these days.
re: #176 Interesting Times
Come on now, enough gloating already. Think how deflated Patriots fans must be feeling tonight :P
They’re probably waiting for someone to tuck them into bed.
re: #181 FormerDirtDart
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Wait they think we’re going to go Sharia even with glorious leader Trump in charge? What a bunch of pathetic losers these people are.
re: #183 HappyWarrior
Yeah i was telling my folks that it’s a fun city. I’d like to visit one of these days.
If you ever do, drop me a PM. Mrs. Fish has a few favorite clubs, and I know a few good bars with some decent craft brew. And the food… Don’t even get me started on the food.
re: #172 Anymouse 🌹
FOX News Channel claiming the DNC is “dead broke” while the GOP is “flush with cash” ahead of the midterms.
This is probably true, DNC is having problems, but I think that is because people are donating direct to candidates. I know last summer they were actually millions in the red.
Here is the link to NBC 10.
nbcphiladelphia.com
Also: the team that was as concerned about social activism as anyone in the league (https://t.co/q8VrHBMBmI), most notably through Malcolm Jenkins and Chris Long, just won the Super Bowl. Let’s stop pretending that’s a distraction from here on out.
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) February 5, 2018
Night Lizardim. Way to go, Eagles!
re: #193 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Thanks. Philadelphia is very happy.
re: #188 PhillyPretzel
Here is the link to NBC 10.
nbcphiladelphia.com
Waiting for Trump to claim his inauguration crowd was bigger…
re: #195 Anymouse 🌹
He will try but the photos do not lie. Huge crowds.
re: #172 Anymouse 🌹
FOX News Channel claiming the DNC is “dead broke” while the GOP is “flush with cash” ahead of the midterms.
The Dems can’t, or won’t, secretly sell off the right to pillage, loot and pollute with impunity. Maybe they could bend just a little and change this policy but limit it to devoted Republican areas. I wonder what the grift franchise or pollution rights for Lubbock or Midland might be worth?
There go the fireworks again in my neighborhood.
Philly TV channel 10 noting that greasing the lampposts didn’t seem to work.
— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) February 5, 2018
Hundreds of Philadelphians are literally marching down Market Street right now screaming “FUCK TOM BRADY” pic.twitter.com/6v42MNIUjn
— Makiki Reuvers (@makiki_reuvers) February 5, 2018
re: #198 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines
The Dems can’t, or won’t, secretly sell off the right to pillage, loot and pollute with impunity. Maybe they could bend just a little and change this policy but limit it to devoted Republican areas. I wonder what the grift franchise or pollution rights for Lubbock or Midland might be worth?
Well, both cities are running out of water, exacerbated by the fact that water used in fracking is not regulated by the State, so I’d say that right now, grifting isn’t even necessary. It’s open season, all the time.
re: #200 Anymouse 🌹
It usually does not work for the determined ones.
JFC, there’s at least a million in the streets in Philly. Suck on that, Pumpkin Pinochet.
This is Philadelphia Eagles player Chris Long. He donated his entire season’s income to charity, including his first 6 paychecks to Charlottesville Scholarship programs.
Long also says he WILL NOT attend the WH to meet with Trump if the Eagles win the #SuperBowl #FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/rVfUJjS1kB— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) February 4, 2018
I’m officially hot…and freezing my ass off. Simultaneously.
Fuck.
re: #202 jaunte
I can tell you that is 1900 Market Street. And they appear to be headed toward City Hall and possibly toward Broad Street.
re: #207 MsJ
I’m officially hot…and freezing my ass off. Simultaneously.
Fuck.
Ummm… I’m stuck between curious and TMI…
OK, Curling starts in the whee hours Thurs. morning (Wed night) 12:00AM ET, First up USA v OAR (that’s the Russian athletes)
It’ll be nine straight hours of mixed doubles. Followed by an hour of Ski Jumping at 9 AM ET Thursday morning.
My internal clock is gonna be a mess
re: #210 FormerDirtDart
I will be watching. Late night Olympics is the best.
re: #209 austin_blue
Ummm… I’m stuck between curious and TMI…
I’m sick. My throat feels like it has razor blades embedded in the walls. I’m trying not to panic.
re: #213 MsJ
I’m sick. My throat feels like it has razor blades embedded in the walls. I’m trying not to panic.
Shit. Whiskey, honey, and lemon juice. Tamiflu quick as you can.
I’m so sorry. The flu just sucks.
re: #210 FormerDirtDart
OK, Curling starts in the whee hours Thurs. morning (Wed night) 12:00AM ET, First up USA v OAR (that’s the Russian athletes)
It’ll be nine straight hours of mixed doubles. Followed by an hour of Ski Jumping at 9 AM ET Thursday morning.My internal clock is gonna be a mess
Ours is at 5:55 and 6:40 am and again to 11:30 pm. My internal clock is gonna be all screwed up.
re: #215 Ace Rothstein
I am very happy that the Eagles finally won the Super Bowl. And now I have to sign off because I have to go to work tomorrow. MsJ I hope you feel better soon.
Meanwhile, in Philadelphia: a play in three acts. pic.twitter.com/e9ibHKwL1M
— 𝕂𝕦𝕣𝕥 🎧 𝕂𝕠𝕙𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕥 (@KurtKohlstedt) February 5, 2018
Well I’m going to try to sleep. Congrats eagles fans!! Have a great night all!
re: #219 goddamnedfrank
We are excited to serve everyone biscuits tomorrow morning at our Philadelphia location but in order to do that it needs to be not burned down please
— Hardee’s (@Hardees) February 5, 2018
re: #217 MsJ
Ours is at 5:55 and 6:40 am and again to 11:30 pm. My internal clock is gonna be all screwed up.
I don’t care who is sliding stones, I’ll watch. It’s freakin’ mesmerizing
View from the weeds …
These publications are not having it. https://t.co/GDLEwdeuYm
— The Federalist (@FDRLST) February 4, 2018
re: #213 MsJ
“I’m sick. My throat feels like it has razor blades embedded in the walls. I’m trying not to panic.”
Hate to hear this. I wish a teleporter actually existed. If it did, I’d send you some of the chicken soup I have on the stove right now. Get plenty of rest and keep drinking those liquids.
Super Bowl loses:
Tom Brady: 3
Johnny Manziel: 0
Super Bowl dropped passes:
Tom Brady: 1
Johnny Manziel: 0
Super Bowl game losing fumbles:
Tom Brady: 1
Johnny Manziel: 0
And yet Tom Brady has an NFL job.— Trash Talk NFL (@TrashTalkNFL) February 5, 2018
This post is the Nunez memo of football. https://t.co/KEOQSxg8WV
— aceoaces (@aceoaces) February 5, 2018
re: #221 MsJ
Well I’m going to try to sleep. Congrats eagles fans!! Have a great night all!
G’night MsJ. Take care of yourself … don’t let the flu bug get you down.
re: #227 Anymouse 🌹
G’night MsJ. Take care of yourself … don’t let the flu bug get you down.
This one is aggressive as hell. You attack it or risk death. That’s a no shit fact. Get thee to your GP and demand aggressive treatment if you have even a single risk factor.
Gots to be in the running for photo of the night. pic.twitter.com/eTyEmGGxgi
— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) February 5, 2018
Grampa, what’s a Super Bowl?
Well, lil Muhammad, back when the kuffar ran things, they stitched up filthy pig skins, moved them around painted lines, and shoved each other. There was secular music and alcohol -
A very haram affair! https://t.co/mWI2bjcEm1— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) February 5, 2018
Seriously, what the fuck?
From the last thread:
re: #602 majii
“Chuck’s Nazi friends are going to be furious at him for this. He’s running scared.”
He’s responsible for everything he has said/done/written. I’ve been hoping for some time now that his attention-seeking sh*t would catch up with him. He’s up a creek with a sh*tty paddle, looking for a lifesaver. Paddle away, douchebag.
Maybe he can hide in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London with Julian Assange.
re: #231 Ace-o-aces
LOL:
‘Grampa, what was “Breitbart News”?’… “Ah kid, those were hateful people who sided with the Russians out of greed and disloyalty… They spread Russian propaganda during Cold War II. This was before the many proxy wars. Later many of them escaped to Moscow.”
— ThomasJefferson 🇺🇸 (@ThomasJefUnit99) February 5, 2018
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