Chris Thile, Armand Hirsch, and Jeremy Kittel: The Art of Fugue: Contrapunctus XIII a 3, Rectus & Inversus (Bach)

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Chris Thile, Armand Hirsch, and Jeremy Kittel perform a mirror fugue (Contrapunctus XIII a 3, Inversus) from Johann Sebastian Bach’s “The Art of Fugue” on our February 22, 2020 show.

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1
Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:34:46am

A “mirror fugue” is a pair of pieces that are mirror images of each other.

2
Ace Rothstein  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:36:55am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

Sounds like Republicans and libertarians.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:38:58am
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:39:13am

So with Italy’s latest report, they’ve change the global statistics on the percent of deaths among closed cases from 7% to 8%.

For all the asinine comments by Trumpers, the one thing I notice is a complete lack of understanding of what happened in Italy and why.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:42:26am

re: #3 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Just a half hour drive from me. What a clusterfuck.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:44:27am

re: #3 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

fingerprint pads???

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:46:06am

JFC

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:46:35am

Italy’s report also brought about a new signpost: first time global cases have increased by more than 10k in one day. Note that the Chinese reported more than 10k in a day just once, but that is because the records are by report dates, and the Chinese submitted a bunch of data on one day, not that all the cases happened on one day.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:47:44am

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

fingerprint pads???

Digital
They’re more concerned about rooting out the “foreigners” than the disease

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:48:36am

re: #3 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

This was posted yesterday about DFW:

Just another way for mass spreading here in the Metroplex.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:50:17am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:50:27am

re: #10 Belafon

This was posted yesterday about DFW:

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Just another way for mass spreading here in the Metroplex.

Was the same at O’Hare yesterday too
Probably the same at all of the designated “entry airports”

13
Ace Rothstein  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:51:02am

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

“It is being reported.” Where? By whom?

14
Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:51:46am
15
A Cranky One  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:52:06am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

A “mirror fugue” is a pair of pieces that are mirror images of each other.

Thanks for the explanation. Otherwise, I’d think it describes my mental state after I look in the mirror.

16
Dr Lizardo  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:52:32am

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

Anyone else here thinking the stock markets worldwide are gonna take a giant, steaming shit tomorrow?

17
Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:52:45am

re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth

You pray to the god you know.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:53:14am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:53:50am
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:53:51am

re: #16 Dr Lizardo

It is not showing on Kitco yet but I will give it a couple of hours.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:54:25am
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:56:15am

re: #4 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

For all the asinine comments by Trumpers, the one thing I notice is a complete lack of understanding of what happened in Italy and why.

I do read on the twitters soooo, you schtill wanz yur sochialized medisun?

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:58:13am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

A “mirror fugue” is a pair of pieces that are mirror images of each other.

Thanks for including us classical listeners in your music selections.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 10:59:06am

Who wants to tell him that there can be NO PARDONS to anyone convicted for crimes related to THE IMPEACHMENT.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:01:19am

re: #24 The Pie Overlord!

Who wants to tell him that there can be NO PARDONS to anyone convicted for crimes related to THE IMPEACHMENT.

I would, if I could talk to him. I would even risk Covid-19 to do it.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:01:19am

re: #24 The Pie Overlord!

Passive voice is that things goto tone. Drives me fucking nutso

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:01:53am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:03:45am
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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:03:59am

JFC morons (I mistyped “corons”) around the world.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:04:21am

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Skandal  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:04:49am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:05:38am

re: #29 The Pie Overlord!

JFC morons (I mistyped “corons”) around the world.

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My Irish genealogy friends are just stumped at how stupid a lot of us and the Brits are acting.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:06:39am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:06:44am

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

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RBG, Pelosi, Warren, Clinton. All pioneers.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:06:52am

re: #32 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

My Irish genealogy friends are just stumped at how stupid a lot of us and the Brits are acting.

We should start blaming the Brits for the coronavirus. If they hadn’t decided to pull out of the EU, God wouldn’t be trying to teach them a lesson.

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bratwurst  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:07:03am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:07:25am

We’re in the middle of an epidemic and Trump is shitposting about Chuck Schumer and Michael Flynn.

Bloody hell.

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Citizen K  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:09:20am

re: #34 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

RBG, Pelosi, Warren, Clinton. All pioneers.

How long until RBG gets added to the list of “traitors to the cause” like the other three have been? Because it’s goddamn amazing how despised Warren, Clinton, and Pelosi are, by our own ‘side’.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:09:22am

re: #36 bratwurst

Thank G-d for allergies. Sort of.

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Kilroy was here  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:10:05am

A little bit of off topic insanity.. Prepare to say WTF?

MUSICAL 1961 RCA WHIRLPOOL REFRIGERATOR & FREEZER SALESMAN TRAINING FILM 91884

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:11:25am

re: #38 Citizen K

How long until RBG gets added to the list of “traitors to the cause” like the other three have been? Because it’s goddamn amazing how despised Warren, Clinton, and Pelosi are, by our own ‘side’.

I dunno and I don’t respect the online leftists at all. They don’t give a fuck about anyone other than themselves. They’ll be right wingers in no time.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:12:34am

re: #37 Eclectic Cyborg

We’re in the middle of an epidemic and Trump is shitposting about Chuck Schumer and Michael Flynn.

Bloody hell.

Yep. America 2020. But her her emails. And my generation is just as much responsible for this shit as anyone because of indifference.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:12:37am
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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:13:02am

re: #21 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Jose is to Mother Abagail as tRump is to Randall Flagg.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:13:14am

President Trump’s approval rating has fallen significantly amid the coronavirus outbreak.

Both traditional polls and aggregations have shown that the president’s approval rating has fallen over the last two weeks. More than 1,100 people in the United States have been diagnosed with the coronavirus, and at least 32 of those patients have died.

Trump’s approval index on Feb. 25 stood at +1, according to Rasmussen, a right-leaning polling company that tracks the president’s approval rating on a daily basis. On Wednesday, that number fell to -11.

And the source of this story? The Washington Examiner. Even outlets who normally kiss Trumps ass are bailing on him.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:13:53am

re: #38 Citizen K

How long until RBG gets added to the list of “traitors to the cause” like the other three have been? Because it’s goddamn amazing how despised Warren, Clinton, and Pelosi are, by our own ‘side’.

Only if she runs for president.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:15:01am

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

President Trump’s approval rating has fallen significantly amid the coronavirus outbreak.

Both traditional polls and aggregations have shown that the president’s approval rating has fallen over the last two weeks. More than 1,100 people in the United States have been diagnosed with the coronavirus, and at least 32 of those patients have died.

Trump’s approval index on Feb. 25 stood at +1, according to Rasmussen, a right-leaning polling company that tracks the president’s approval rating on a daily basis. On Wednesday, that number fell to -11.

And the source of this story? The Washington Examiner. Even outlets who normally kiss Trumps ass are bailing on him.

He needs to fall hard and lose big in November.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:15:23am

re: #46 Belafon

Only if she runs for president.

Or urges caution.

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:15:57am

re: #4 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So with Italy’s latest report, they’ve change the global statistics on the percent of deaths among closed cases from 7% to 8%.

For all the asinine comments by Trumpers, the one thing I notice is a complete lack of understanding of what happened in Italy and why.

They didn’t move fast enough to contain, and then their public health systems got overwhelmed. There’s also a socioeconomic component to it - parents live with their parents, and possibly their grandparents in the same building. Family units spread it from the kids who might be asymptomatic to the parents, who might have more serious but survivable cases, but the grandparents and great grandparents die.

It’s also why the worst case scenario is this hitting nursing homes, adult day care facilities, active adult communities, etc., because it will kill with ruthless efficiency.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:18:06am
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stpaulbear  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:22:16am

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

How long can Maggie hold that thought?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:24:13am

shit just got real…

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:25:26am
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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:25:37am

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

And we’re supposed to trust _you_ now Maggie after all your ass kissing???

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:26:27am

re: #47 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He needs to fall hard and lose big in November.

No quarter
No prisoners
Total annihilation

Fuck “I don’t take responsibility at all” and the party he rode in on

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:27:14am

re: #53 The Pie Overlord!

I’ll go with Washing in the name of… because they do what they told ya.

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:27:37am

re: #55 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

GOP delenda est.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:29:20am

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:30:11am

Last trip out this morning was just stocking up on the final shit I’d forgotten like aquarium food & supplements, milk, and charcoal.

This week is going to fucking suck, but the good news is if you’re emotionally exhausted now the odds are you’ve been reacting appropriately.

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Jay C  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:31:59am

re: #54 William Lewis

And we’re supposed to trust _you_ now Maggie after all your ass kissing???

Well, in this case, she’s absolutely right. Trump’s toxic combination of narcissism and paranoia isn’t really doing the country much good in the face of a burgeoning pandemic. Of course, blame-mongering (however true) is not very productive, either, but the unfortunate fact is that viruses don’t watch TV or read papers.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:32:24am

re: #58 The Pie Overlord!

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:32:30am

NY - 729 cases, 3 deaths. So far, NYS schools are closing on a district by district basis - not statewide. NYC schools open as of the moment.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:33:14am

re: #62 lawhawk

NY - 729 cases, 3 deaths. So far, NYS schools are closing on a district by district basis - not statewide. NYC schools open as of the moment.

What the hell is wrong with DiBlasio?

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retired cynic  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:34:06am

re: #63 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

What the hell is wrong with DiBlasio?

Trying to work out how to feed all of the kids who rely on school to be fed. I think.

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:34:23am

re: #63 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

You make kids stay home, someone has to watch them. If not the parent, then the grandparent - the very group most susceptible to this. It’s nuts.

I’m now 1 degree of separation too:

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:34:31am

City of Philadelphia - City employees are to work from home. I will probably have to go to work on Tuesday. I am off tomorrow. :)

phila.gov

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:34:40am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:34:45am

re: #64 retired cynic

Trying to work out how to feed all of the kids who rely on school to be fed. I think.

Ah true. That is a lot of kids.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:35:52am

Our country is in a war-time scenario but we’re getting a Mar-a-Lago attitude from the federal government. We need testing, ventilators, surgical masks and we needed them weeks ago, when Trump was still calling this pandemic a hoax…”

— New York City Mayor Bill DeBlasio, on Twitter.

While

“If you’re healthy, you and your family, it’s a great time to go out and go to a local restaurant, likely you can get in easy. Let’s not hurt the working people in this country…go to your local pub.”

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA), on Fox News, telling people to ignore the advice of public health experts

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:36:03am

School District of Philadelphia information: philasd.org

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:36:21am

And it’s just as effective.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:36:26am

re: #63 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

What the hell is wrong with DiBlasio?

It’s a tough choice. Schools serve as daycare, education center, nutrition source, and alternate adult presence. Closing them causes some serious impact if you’re not in the right income bracket.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:38:37am

re: #58 The Pie Overlord!

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:38:57am

Who knew my phobia of crowds and dislike of socializing would come in handy!

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:40:01am

I said to Mrs dm, avoid everyone like you hate em. It works for me all the time.

She said avoid everyone like they got cooties. Because they do.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:40:06am

re: #49 lawhawk

There’s also a socioeconomic component to it - parents live with their parents, and possibly their grandparents in the same building

I’d almost completely forgotten about that in Italy. Yeah, it’s not at all uncommon to have multiple generations living under the same roof.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:40:28am

It’s gonna get really bad. Idiots with easy access to guns are going to make it so much worse than Italy.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:40:59am
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retired cynic  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:42:15am

Charlie Pierce: “Congratulations, Republicans. Congratulations, conservatives. You’re manage to make yourselves into the Soviet party apparatus of the mid-to-late 1980s, when everything was falling apart and the institutions of government were so petrified and stultified that nobody could do anything at all. You’ve dragged us all along with you, too. Vote them out. Vote them all out. It’s all that’s left to do.”

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BeachDem  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:43:54am

re: #75 The Pie Overlord!

Who knew my phobia of crowds and dislike of socializing would come in handy!

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:44:18am

re: #80 retired cynic

Trump has successfully turned the GOP into the Soviet apparatchiks who covered themselves in failure during Chernobyl. Lying their asses off to satisfy Trump. Covering up the death toll and chaos. Lying to the world about containment. Lying about everything. Staying in power and preserving the power of the GOP is all that matters.

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BigPapa  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:44:33am

Uh, Trump can’t pardon Flynn until he’s been sentenced, right? He hasn’t been sentenced.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:45:23am

re: #82 lawhawk

Trump has successfully turned the GOP into the Soviet apparatchiks who covered themselves in failure during Chernobyl. Lying their asses off to satisfy Trump. Covering up the death toll and chaos. Lying to the world about containment. Lying about everything. Staying in power and preserving the power of the GOP is all that matters.

Yep. The new Soviets are Republicans.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:45:58am

re: #83 BigPapa

Uh, Trump can’t pardon Flynn until he’s been sentenced, right? He hasn’t been sentenced.

No.
Ford pardoned Nixon

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:48:23am

re: #83 BigPapa

He pardoned Arpaio before sentencing.

But accepting a pardon means you’ve accepted that you did the crime - and you lose 5A protection and it opens the door to prosecuting Trump and having him testify against Trump.

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sagehen  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:48:52am

re: #32 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

My Irish genealogy friends are just stumped at how stupid a lot of us and the Brits are acting.

that can’t be true; Irish people have always known to expect stupidity and cruelty from Americans and Brits. They’re not the least little bit surprised.

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SteelPH  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:49:30am

re: #75 The Pie Overlord!

Who knew my phobia of crowds and dislike of socializing would come in handy!

Finally, my being a recluse pays off.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:49:36am

re: #82 lawhawk

Trump has successfully turned the GOP into the Soviet apparatchiks who covered themselves in failure during Chernobyl. Lying their asses off to satisfy Trump. Covering up the death toll and chaos. Lying to the world about containment. Lying about everything. Staying in power and preserving the power of the GOP is all that matters.

People goofed on me when I said for years that Republicans mutated into Soviet Communists…

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:49:58am

re: #87 sagehen

that can’t be true; Irish people have always known to expect stupidity and cruelty from Americans and Brits. They’re not the least little bit surprised.

Haha true. They’re lucky. Their Taoiseach is a doctor.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:50:33am

re: #89 Joe Bacon 🌹

People goofed on me when I said for years that Republicans mutated into Soviet Communists…

Reagan is their Lenin. Trump their Stalin.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:50:43am

re: #83 BigPapa

Uh, Trump can’t pardon Flynn until he’s been sentenced, right? He hasn’t been sentenced.

Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI.
if that is related to the impeachment, Trump can’t pardon him

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:50:58am

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ericblair  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:52:05am

re: #88 SteelPH

Finally, my being a recluse pays off.

INTROVERT AVENGERS, (FAIL TO) ASSEMBLE!

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makeitstop  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:53:36am

re: #62 lawhawk

NY - 729 cases, 3 deaths. So far, NYS schools are closing on a district by district basis - not statewide. NYC schools open as of the moment.

Nassau and Suffolk County schools have announced closure for 2 weeks, effective tomorrow.

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sagehen  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:56:24am

re: #83 BigPapa

Uh, Trump can’t pardon Flynn until he’s been sentenced, right? He hasn’t been sentenced.

Don’t have to wait for sentencing. When Ford pardoned Nixon, it was an all-purpose “for whatever he did or might have done from (date) to (date).”

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Teukka  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:57:32am

So what is it with people and TP for their bunghole? I know they’re not the great Cornholio…

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retired cynic  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:58:06am

WhatAbout Machine in High Gear by El Jefe on Juanita Jean’s

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 11:58:22am

re: #96 sagehen

Don’t have to wait for sentencing. When Ford pardoned Nixon, it was an all-purpose “for whatever he did or might have done from (date) to (date).”

So glad to see the POTUS focused in the important things during this time of crisis.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:00:54pm

Just what I needed Bob Ross and his happy trees.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:01:15pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:01:39pm

It’s the National Day Of Prayer.

I’m praying that Joe kicks Bernie and Trump in the ass…repeatedly…

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:01:59pm

re: #102 Joe Bacon 🌹

Same here.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:03:57pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:04:45pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:05:31pm

I was wondering if de Blasio even had the power to close the schools but apparently he does.
Teachers Union Squabbles with de Blasio over school closings

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:09:23pm
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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:12:21pm
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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:14:42pm

I really hope there’s help for small business owners. I have a friend who, along with his wife, runs a boutique sake shop in Seattle. He has a core group of dedicated patrons but I’m afraid he’ll go under if there’s a lockdown. OTOH, it may be the only way to truly arrest the progress of the virus.

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stpaulbear  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:14:49pm

re: #76 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

I said to Mrs dm, avoid everyone like you hate em. It works for me all the time.

She said avoid everyone like they got cooties. Because they do.

I went to the laundromat on Friday right after work because there’s usually no one else there at that time. There was one young woman who left for a while and came back to throw her stuff in the dryer. She was feeling chatty and was talking about how the virus didn’t seem like a big deal at her doctor’s office earlier in the day. She said that she wasn’t that worried about it and I told her that I’m scared to death of it. She got the message and went to the other side of the laudromat to use her laptop.

I was very good about not touching my face. I was trying to be very good about not touching surfaces but then I dropped my coin bag and about $5 worth of quarters fell out. That’s when the anxiety hit and I felt like I was being very stupid.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:15:40pm

re: #92 Backwoods_Sleuth

Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI.
if that is related to the impeachment, Trump can’t pardon him

Who’s going too stop him?

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:16:22pm

re: #111 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Who’s going too stop him?

Bill Ba… hahahahahahahahahaha

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:19:28pm
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Teukka  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:19:50pm

re: #108 jaunte

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Teddy's Person  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:24:40pm

re: #109 Barefoot Grin

I really hope there’s help for small business owners. I have a friend who, along with his wife, runs a boutique sake shop in Seattle. He has a core group of dedicated patrons but I’m afraid he’ll go under if there’s a lockdown. OTOH, it may be the only way to truly arrest the progress of the virus.

I ventured out yesterday afternoon (armed with my hand sanitizer) to support a couple of local businesses: a tea shop and chocolatier. Some for me and some for a friend’s b-day.
Then I went to the grocery store for a few items. The store wasn’t crowded but the usual suspect shelves were bare. Got what I needed. Might head out for gas and to the cannabis store later.

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ericblair  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:24:42pm

re: #112 Barefoot Grin

Bill Ba… hahahahahahahahahaha

Anybody seen Barr on the teevee lately, by the way? Or Mulvaney, or whatshisnuts the alky not-economist? Mulvaney especially was looking notso hotso a few days ago. Who knows what shape any of these assholes are in, because they certainly aren’t addicted to transparency in government.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:24:52pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:25:17pm

re: #112 Barefoot Grin

Bill Ba… hahahahahahahahahaha

the guy who “lost” Flynn’s records…

yeppers…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:27:37pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:30:20pm
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Dr Lizardo  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:35:36pm

LOLOL

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Skandal  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:37:37pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:38:19pm

re: #120 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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The nurse is 100% a Fox News viewer and Trump supporter.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:38:50pm

Watch real close. I missed it completely.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:40:05pm

In case everyone has forgotten about the passengers from the Grand Princess…
A friendly source tells me 417 are still residing in transient/temp billeting at Dobbins Air Reserve Base in Marietta

I’m guessing the tentage is for medical & support function.
But, it’s nice to see SERVPRO is getting their local disaster advertising opportunities

//

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:41:22pm

re: #123 Hecuba’s daughter

The nurse is 100% a Fox News viewer and Trump supporter.

My first and only thought.

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:42:40pm

re: #124 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Watch real close. I missed it completely.

[Embedded content]

8 sec mark

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stpaulbear  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:44:05pm

re: #123 Hecuba’s daughter

The nurse is 100% a Fox News viewer and Trump supporter.

Sara should have given the exact time that she called so that the nurse can be identified sooner.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:44:43pm

Reminder that tonight is the first one-on-one debate between Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders. Because of COVID-19, there will be no live audience for the debate, and the two candidates will be at least 6 feet apart on the stage.

I get the feeling that Sanders is likely going to go for an all-or-nothing scorched earth tactic tonight, trying to push his “Medicare for All” campaign saying if it were in place the outbreak would be insignificant in the US - and will backfire spectacularly as Biden will counter with how both Italy, Iran and China all have healthcare fully run by their respective governments…

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:44:51pm

re: #124 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Watch real close. I missed it completely.

“I have… a tiny chef who tells me what to do.”

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:47:18pm

re: #127 Eventual Carrion

I unfortunately missed it completely. I need a good laugh. Please tell me.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:47:38pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:48:05pm

This is the official Estonia Twitter feed.

This is THE BEST. 👏🏻😂

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:48:21pm

re: #131 PhillyPretzel

I unfortunately missed it completely. I need a good laugh. Please tell me.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:48:33pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:49:22pm

re: #134 Eventual Carrion

Thanks. My neighbor’s cats would love that. :)

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:50:12pm

re: #131 PhillyPretzel

I unfortunately missed it completely. I need a good laugh. Please tell me.

While they’re cutting and cleaning, when they grab the ricer out of the cabinet, a rat runs just behind it. Because every clean house had a rat. Right? 🤣

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:50:15pm

re: #135 Charles Johnson

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It’s going to be hard to keep up that lie with no website…..

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:53:50pm

re: #117 i(m)p(each)sos

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:54:29pm

re: #101 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ah, fuckit, West Virginia doesn’t have to worry about the coronavirus, they’re all going to get the scorched plague.

Not… one of us…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:55:06pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:56:38pm

re: #141 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Wow, that’s pretty solid.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:57:22pm

re: #141 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I would call that doing the right thing.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:59:51pm

re: #133 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

This is the official Estonia Twitter feed.

This is THE BEST. 👏🏻😂

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On a more serious note, I wonder how long it’s gonna take for international tourism to recover. Prague, as an example, gets a nice bit of revenue from international tourism every year (IIRC, Prague received some 10.6 million tourists in 2018) and tourism accounts for 3% of annual Czech GDP and directly employs some 250,000 people. One of my friends here, who previously owned a travel agency, he reckoned it’s going to take three years minimum before tourism returns to pre-outbreak levels.

This is really gonna hurt a lot of countries….a lot of people are going to be reluctant to travel anywhere anytime soon.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 15, 2020 • 12:59:57pm

re: #141 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Meanwhile Mr. Invisible Hand Of The Free Market is really fucking up here in the good ol’ US of A!

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:00:59pm

re: #141 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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What’s socialism ever done? (Just ignore what the US did during WW2.)

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:01:32pm

re: #141 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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That is great also the fact they are keeping the factories open.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:01:46pm

re: #145 Joe Bacon 🌹

Meanwhile Mr. Invisible Hand Of The Free Market is really fucking up here in the good ol’ US of A!

The Invisible Hand of the Free Market is flipping the USA the bird.

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stpaulbear  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:03:14pm

re: #141 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

It’s good that they’re planning on managing distribution or else lots of it would get snapped up by hoarders & scalpers. I bet they’re still going to have problems with product theft.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:03:32pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:06:04pm

re: #124 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Watch real close. I missed it completely.

[Embedded content]

I watched it 3 times. What am I looking for?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:06:56pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:07:15pm

re: #151 The Pie Overlord!

The potato ricer has a mouse hiding behind it. Check #134 it you cannot hit the pause button fast enough.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:08:44pm

re: #139 The Pie Overlord!

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:09:01pm

re: #151 The Pie Overlord!

I watched it 3 times. What am I looking for?

Never mind.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:10:25pm
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Mattand  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:12:36pm

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

I was going to make a comment about how Trump is in trouble because Mags isn’t giving her meal ticket the benefit of the doubt.

However, several people on Twitter pointed out something far more important: she refuses to call him a liar, even when it’s obvious.

Habberman gonna Habberman, I guess.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:12:47pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:12:48pm

re: #156 Backwoods_Sleuth

G-d bless Jose Andres. He is truly a humanitarian.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:12:56pm

re: #124 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Coronavirus? What coronavirus, I saw notting.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:12:59pm

re: #151 The Pie Overlord!

I watched it 3 times. What am I looking for?

See…

littlegreenfootballs.com

And

littlegreenfootballs.com

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:13:45pm

re: #153 PhillyPretzel

The potato ricer has a mouse hiding behind it. Check #134 it you cannot hit the pause button fast enough.

Rat, not mouse, rat 🤣.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:14:16pm

re: #158 Backwoods_Sleuth

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:15:04pm

re: #162 Colère Tueur de Lapin

If you have ever been in a subway and seen some of the rats there this one is a baby compared to those.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:15:50pm

re: #161 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

See…

littlegreenfootballs.com

And

littlegreenfootballs.com

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:16:02pm

re: #153 PhillyPretzel

The potato ricer has a mouse hiding behind it. Check #134 it you cannot hit the pause button fast enough.

A mouse? That was a mouse?

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:16:11pm

re: #129 Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos

trying to push his “Medicare for All” campaign saying if it were in place the outbreak would be insignificant in the US - and will backfire spectacularly as Biden will counter with how both Italy, Iran and China all have healthcare fully run by their respective governments…

If he tries to claim that he will, of course be wrong.

If Biden tries to claim that universal health care would make things worse he’d be wronger. Way, way wronger.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:17:30pm

All IL bars/restaurants closed for dining through the end of the month. Curbside/delivery still allowed. That takes care of the lunch we were planning to have in honor of my father. Honestly that’s a load off. The decision was made for us.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:17:44pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

Oh dear, he thinks “closing the border” will matter

Didn’t I hear that Mexico was closing the border in an effort to limit cases coming from the US?

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:18:47pm

re: #169 John Hughes

Didn’t I hear that Mexico was closing the border in an effort to limit cases coming from the US?

Would seem prudent. That shithole country is not sending its best.

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sagehen  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:20:26pm

re: #109 Barefoot Grin

I really hope there’s help for small business owners. I have a friend who, along with his wife, runs a boutique sake shop in Seattle. He has a core group of dedicated patrons but I’m afraid he’ll go under if there’s a lockdown. OTOH, it may be the only way to truly arrest the progress of the virus.

If his patrons are really dedicated… can he online stream the display cases and do mail order sales?

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:21:03pm

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:21:25pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:23:21pm

He’s tweeting his cooking.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:24:05pm
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:24:11pm

re: #164 PhillyPretzel

If you have ever been in a subway and seen some of the rats there this one is a baby compared to those.

The streets of DC has the monster rats, too. Brown Norways if you’re interested in geneology.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:25:08pm

re: #156 Backwoods_Sleuth

I love people.

Many of them are insufferable ****s, but I love them.

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mmmirele  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:25:09pm

On Friday, the Mesa (Arizona) Public Schools announced it was going to open after spring break on Monday but with caveats (stay away if you’re sick, in a high risk group or just returned from spring break in certain countries).

Yesterday, the acting superintendent announced the district is shutting down for at least one week.

I guess that means there will be hordes of kids wandering around with not much to do during the day. FUN!

ETA: The Mesa Public Schools is the largest district in Arizona. That isn’t saying much, considering how (for example) the city of Phoenix is carved up into several school districts.

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A Mom Anon  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:25:51pm

re: #125 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:26:18pm

re: #158 Backwoods_Sleuth

Uh, so close the fucking bars, dickwad.

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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:27:51pm

So we found this ring in a room here at the hotel. Do you think the Owner will come back to claim it?

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:28:30pm

re: #181 William Lewis

Probably.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:29:31pm

re: #181 William Lewis

Lettering is a tad suspicious. And menacing. Give it to Ballard to smelt into liquid.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:29:56pm

re: #163 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I’m pretty sure that means he’s going to have to shut them down.

Though the bars could probably take steps as well.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:30:25pm

re: #181 William Lewis

So we found this ring in a room here at the hotel. Do you think the Owner will come back to claim it?

[Embedded content]

Depends on who the owner was there with. 😉

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:31:13pm

Before I interrupted my own train of thought to post something else, I am going to the local BJ’s to try to get some Lysol Spray. They are advertising it on their website as in stock.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:31:26pm

re: #162 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Yup, that’s a rat. Meeses are really, really small. Still destructive and dirty but nowhere near as big as that.

I’m kind of surprised she didn’t know she didn’t have it. I had one about 12 months ago and we noticed the noise first. Sneaky fucker didn’t eat any of our food but we realised it was there by the noise it made chewing its rat routes.

(The classic Tom and Jerry “mouse hole” is almost certainly chewed by a rat).

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:31:34pm

re: #167 John Hughes

If he tries to claim that he will, of course be wrong.

If Biden tries to claim that universal health care would make things worse he’d be wronger. Way, way wronger.

Biden doesn’t have to say it will make it worse. He just has to say it’s not going to stop it. There are other things beyond health care that have to be done to slow it down.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:31:36pm

re: #181 William Lewis

So we found this ring in a room here at the hotel. Do you think the Owner will come back to claim it?

[Embedded content]

That, or someone will come riding up on a black horse to claim it.

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:31:52pm

re: #176 Colère Tueur de Lapin

We saw a rat saunter across Colorado Boulevard in Denver a couple of years ago. Big fella.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:32:59pm

re: #172 Patricia Kayden

Needs more chemtrails.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:33:13pm

re: #169 John Hughes

Didn’t I hear that Mexico was closing the border in an effort to limit cases coming from the US?

Guatemala is preventing from the US and Canada to limit the virus spread.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:34:11pm
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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:34:48pm

re: #177 John Hughes

American pussies, scared of a naughty word.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:36:12pm

re: #181 William Lewis

Don’t, whatever you do, wear it.

Almost certainly contaminated with coronavirus.

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sagehen  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:37:37pm

re: #193 goddamnedfrank

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:37:55pm

re: #188 Belafon

Biden doesn’t have to say it will make it worse. He just has to say it’s not going to stop it. There are other things beyond health care that have to be done to slow it down.

But it certainly would slow it down.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:38:06pm

re: #192 Belafon

Guatemala is preventing from the US and Canada to limit the virus spread.

From almost everywhere, actually. I don’t blame them, their health care systems could so easily be overwhelmed

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:38:41pm

re: #181 William Lewis

So we found this ring in a room here at the hotel. Do you think the Owner will come back to claim it?

[Embedded content]

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:39:20pm

re: #181 William Lewis

So we found this ring in a room here at the hotel. Do you think the Owner will come back to claim it?

[Embedded content]

How far away are you from Mt. Doom?

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:39:38pm

re: #181 William Lewis

So we found this ring in a room here at the hotel. Do you think the Owner will come back to claim it?

[Embedded content]

You won’t see him once he does

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:40:20pm

re: #188 Belafon

Biden doesn’t have to say it will make it worse. He just has to say it’s not going to stop it. There are other things beyond health care that have to be done to slow it down.

At this point, COVID is going to put a damper on M4A… This disease is going to stress the HC system beyond breaking and it won’t matter who can and cannot pay, the system cannot handle everyone at the same time.

It hasn’t ever happened here before but this is going to highlight everyone having insurance as, gee, what will happen to all of US when all of THEY get healthcare.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:41:45pm

re: #192 Belafon

Guatemala is preventing from the US and Canada to limit the virus spread.

Canada is doing a good job. Just saying.

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:43:48pm
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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:44:27pm

re: #193 goddamnedfrank

I went to go verify this quote:

“All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” - Blaise Pascal

And found a study showing that most people suck at it: pri.org.

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SteelPH  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:44:34pm

re: #196 sagehen

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You’d think a culture that centers around us sitting on our asses would have no trouble continuing to do so.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:47:58pm

re: #197 John Hughes

But it certainly would slow it down.

It would. And I completely agree. The statement I would make if I were him is “We don’t have universal health care right now. I would like to get us there, but we have to solve the problem at hand with what we have.”

I would be hard pressed to keep from pointing out that some people’s actions in 2016 helped put us in the environment we’re in right now.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:49:54pm

re: #202 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Counterexample — the health disaster of WW2 was the spur for the creation of universal healthcare in both the UK and France.

Ce que révèle d’ores et déjà cette pandémie, c’est que la santé gratuite sans condition de revenu, de parcours ou de profession, notre Etat-providence ne sont pas des coûts ou des charges mais des biens précieux, des atouts indispensables quand le destin frappe. Ce que révèle cette pandémie, c’est qu’il est des biens et des services qui doivent être placés en dehors des lois du marché. Déléguer notre alimentation, notre protection, notre capacité à soigner notre cadre de vie au fond à d’autres est une folie.

E. Macron, 12/3/2020

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:52:35pm

re: #208 John Hughes

The date on that item is March 3rd. Correct?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:52:38pm

Good freakin’ Dog
They let ~3900 passengers just walk off the boat, with no screening.
They isolated a number of the crew that had significant contact with informed of the positive result for the passenger from the previous cruise.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:53:06pm

re: #188 Belafon

Biden doesn’t have to say it will make it worse. He just has to say it’s not going to stop it. There are other things beyond health care that have to be done to slow it down.

This!!!!
plus a lot

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Sherlock Hound  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:53:45pm

re: #209 PhillyPretzel

Yes

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:53:49pm

I’m bummed. I may have to make a grocery run. I am making a beef tip stroganoff and just discovered that I have no mushrooms. I am contemplating just leaving them out, but in my mind I really need them in my stroganoff.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:54:58pm

DAYUMMMM ! ! !
That burns

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:55:16pm

re: #212 Sherlock Hound

Okay. That is what I thought. The Europeans write their dates differently than we do. Thanks to PBS and those wonderful travel shows. :)

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:56:11pm

re: #213 Eventual Carrion

I’m bummed. I may have to make a grocery run. I am making a beef tip stroganoff and just discovered that I have no mushrooms. I am contemplating just leaving them out, but in my mind I really need them in my stroganoff.

You should be able to find them. In my Walmart run, my son and I noticed that while vegetables had been bought, they weren’t cleaned out like meat and other stuff. Except for limes. Almost gone. And we had all sorts of fun speculating as to why.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:56:11pm

re: #209 PhillyPretzel

The date on that item is March 3rd. Correct?

Uh, no. I’m not an American, I know how to write dates. I suppose it could be interpreted as the 3rd day of the 13th month if we were using a lunar calendar.

It was Friday, the 13th of March 2020.

2020-03-13 if you want to be computer friendly.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:56:21pm

re: #206 SteelPH

You’d think a culture that centers around us sitting on our asses would have no trouble continuing to do so.

Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll do it if I want

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:57:00pm

A shithole “president” can turn your country into a shithole pretty damn quickly.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:57:20pm

re: #210 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Good freakin’ Dog
They let ~3900 passengers just walk off the boat, with no screening.
They isolated a number of the crew that had significant contact with informed of the positive result for the passenger from the previous cruise.

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It’s too late to prevent the virus from getting to the US, it’s already here. Some of the passengers could be infected, so could anyone else you meet. Practice those things we’ve been talking about all week.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 1:58:32pm

re: #217 John Hughes

lol. Today is March 15, 2020. It sometimes will appear as 3/15/2020. Or being really old fashioned Ides of March.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:00:52pm

re: #215 PhillyPretzel

The Europeans write their dates differently then we do.

Nah, nearly everybody writes dates differently than you do.

P.S. Pi day? Try 22nd of July.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:02:04pm

re: #222 John Hughes

Nah, nearly everybody writes dates differently than you do.

P.S. Pi day? Try 22nd of July.

Works for me. My birthday is two days after.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:02:05pm

re: #222 John Hughes

Pi(e) March 14, 2020. 3/14/2020

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BeachDem  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:02:40pm

Oh joy—from 5 minutes ago:

Nine new cases of coronavirus were confirmed in South Carolina Sunday, with three more counties reporting positive tests.

That brings the total of confirmed cases of coronavirus in South Carolina to 28.

(and they’ve done a whopping 263 tests, so 10.6% positive.)

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:04:12pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:04:26pm

Well, that shouldn’t spur some panic selling, now should it?

//

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:04:33pm

I just noticed that my page doesn’t have a picture that shows up in the sidebar. How do you add one? I can’t find a button.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:04:34pm
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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:04:35pm
Federal Reserve cuts rates to zero and launches massive $700 billion quantitative easing program

cnbc.com

wow, I am sorry for what I said about you 2019, I want you back

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:06:04pm

re: #224 PhillyPretzel

There are only 12 months in a year. If you were scandinavian you could go for 2020-03-14 and all computer programmers would kiss your feet.

MYD is just stupid.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:07:14pm
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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:07:25pm

re: #226 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

[Embedded content]
The wider public are asked to respect this hour …

Not.
Gonna.
Happen.

I just need…
I have to get t work..
It’s the only time I can….

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:08:07pm

re: #231 John Hughes

True. :)

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:09:32pm

re: #217 John Hughes

Uh, no. I’m not an American, I know how to write dates. I suppose it could be interpreted as the 3rd day of the 13th month if we were using a lunar calendar.

It was Friday, the 13th of March 2020.

2020-03-13 if you want to be computer friendly.

Intercalary!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:09:33pm

re: #231 John Hughes

There are only 12 months in a year. If you were scandinavian you could go for 2020-03-14 and all computer programmers would kiss your feet.

MYD is just stupid.

I always write DMY
But, my brain is also calibrated to think in 24 hr clock

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:09:40pm

re: #233 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

Would you like to have a nice talk to the man from (cough) with the ski mask and the drill?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:09:56pm

re: #232 jaunte

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WTF is wrong with these people. I know Republicans are shitty people but wtf

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:10:06pm
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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:10:20pm

re: #222 John Hughes

Nah, nearly everybody writes dates differently than you do.

P.S. Pi day? Try 22nd of July.

To two decimal places. At least with 3/14 I can observe it at 1:59:26.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:10:49pm

Day month year makes sense but when you’ve been doing month day year, old habits die hard.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:11:35pm

re: #239 The Pie Overlord!

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He really is a pathetic piece of shit.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:11:52pm

re: #225 BeachDem

Oh joy—from 5 minutes ago:

Nine new cases of coronavirus were confirmed in South Carolina Sunday, with three more counties reporting positive tests.

That brings the total of confirmed cases of coronavirus in South Carolina to 28.

(and they’ve done a whopping 263 tests, so 10.6% positive.)

Surely the 10.6% is because they’re testing people who have symptoms?

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:13:53pm

re: #236 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I always write DMY
But, my brain is also calibrated to think in 24 hr clock

As a Brit the 24 hour clock took a bit of getting used to, but, damn is it easier and less error prone.

Quick question — what is the minute after 11:59 AM? And the one after? Now do the same thing with seconds, microseconds…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:14:31pm

Annnnd….

Let’s not even get into tracking Fiscal years Julian dates.

//

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:15:28pm
New York City’s public school system will begin to shut down this week in an effort to combat the spread of the coronavirus, according to the governor’s office.

cnbc.com

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:16:14pm

re: #238 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

WTF is wrong with these people. I know Republicans are shitty people but wtf

Seriously? Read Altman’s The Authoritarians.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:17:04pm

re: #238 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

WTF is wrong with these people. I know Republicans are shitty people but wtf

Oppositional defiant disorder seems to be a feature of the party faithful.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:18:00pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:18:15pm

re: #247 John Hughes

Seriously? Read Altman’s The Authoritarians.

Seriously. Don’t be patronizing to me because I’m upset at seeing politicians pull this shit in a pandemic.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:18:31pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:19:19pm

re: #249 The Pie Overlord!

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Wonder what the market would do if it was announced Mar Al Lago would be nationalized.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:19:42pm
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SteelPH  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:19:57pm

re: #252 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Wonder what the market would do if it was announced Mar Al Lago would be nationalized.

Nosedive

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:20:10pm

re: #248 jaunte

Jesus save us from your misguided followers. Amen.

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bratwurst  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:20:17pm

re: #250 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Seriously. Don’t be patronizing to me because I’m upset at seeing politicians pull this shit in a pandemic.

He seems to be channeling his stress into being patronizing to everyone here.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:20:48pm

re: #251 The Pie Overlord!

So the Orange RageFace who’s been shitposting on Twitter all day now wants to do another kabuki theatre show?

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Jay C  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:21:08pm

re: #251 The Pie Overlord!

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Jeeezus, Katy! Look who’s standing at the center of the picture: you really have to ask that question?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:21:11pm

re: #248 jaunte

Oppositional defiant disorder seems to be a feature of the party faithful.

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It’s disturbing shit.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:21:18pm

And the big, tough Google was crying real tears…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:21:38pm

re: #216 Belafon

You should be able to find them. In my Walmart run, my son and I noticed that while vegetables had been bought, they weren’t cleaned out like meat and other stuff. Except for limes. Almost gone. And we had all sorts of fun speculating as to why.

Harry Nilsson - Coconut (1971)

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:21:41pm

re: #256 bratwurst

He seems to be channeling his stress into being patronizing to everyone here.

Is this more Everybody Especially Me Is Doing A Really Great Job?

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:22:25pm

re: #260 The Pie Overlord!

And the big, tough Google was crying real tears…

So who is the Head of the Googles?

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BeachDem  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:22:54pm

re: #243 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

Surely the 10.6% is because they’re testing people who have symptoms?

Who the hell knows—this is South Carolina we’re talking about—

Of the three new cases in Horry County, two involve elderly individuals who were exposed to a confirmed case of COVID-19 from another state
(no mention of symptoms)

The two other confirmed cases in Kershaw County involve people who are household contacts to a previously reported case
(no mention of symtoms)

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:22:58pm

re: #256 bratwurst

He seems to be channeling his stress into being patronizing to everyone here.

We’re all stressed here but I guess so. I’ve never read the Authoritarians FYI. I’m just distressed as hell watching so much of our country act like heartless dicks.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:23:35pm

re: #248 jaunte

Oppositional defiant disorder seems to be a feature of the party faithful.

So, so many libs were totally owned today.

////

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:23:40pm

For best morale, make sure you have a sufficient dog supply for the duration.

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bratwurst  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:23:57pm

Trump just said the virus is under “tremendous control”.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:24:35pm

re: #268 bratwurst

Trump just said the virus is under “tremendous control”.

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All the shitposting today about EMAILS and Schumer and the Swine Flu must have done the trick.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:24:46pm

re: #268 bratwurst

A very strong false statement.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:25:13pm

re: #244 John Hughes

As a Brit the 24 hour clock took a bit of getting used to, but, damn is it easier and less error prone.

Quick question — what is the minute after 11:59 AM? And the one after? Now do the same thing with seconds, microseconds…

the minute after 11:59 AM is 12:00. After 11:59 PM it’s 00:00

Now what’s challenging is conducting operations in the central US using Zulu time, during daylights savings…

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:25:13pm

re: #267 jaunte

For best morale, make sure you have a sufficient dog supply for the duration.

I just have felines making lots of demands.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:25:56pm

re: #272 Sir John Barron

My schedule yesterday was very similar to Teri Carter’s but with dog and cats.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:26:07pm

Need to be cheered up. Kukla, Fran & Ollie to the rescue!

Kukla, Fran and Ollie - Back From Richmond - February 28, 1949

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:26:13pm

re: #268 bratwurst

The ads write themselves. Just sayin’.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:27:21pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:28:06pm

re: #276 jaunte

Why does he never shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up Donnie. For once in your miserable life shut the fuck up.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:28:38pm

Soon these kabuki theatres shows are going to consist entirely of Orange RageFace doubling down on the lies he told in his previous lying press conference.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:29:20pm

re: #276 jaunte

“All the doctors I talk to are amazed I know so much about this disease, more than them.”

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:29:55pm

Dance break

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Skip Intro  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:30:11pm

re: #277 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Why does he never shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up Donnie. For once in your miserable life shut the fuck up.

Dem debate tonight. He has to piss all over it and grab all the attention for himself again.

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SteelPH  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:30:22pm

Willing to bet next time we see Trump, he’s gonna look like his face is melting.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:30:58pm

re: #281 Skip Intro

Dem debate tonight. He has to piss all over it and grab all the attention for himself again.

Yep. His narcissism is infuriating any time but it’s down right obscene in a time like this.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:31:12pm

re: #282 SteelPH

We should be that lucky.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:31:35pm

re: #282 SteelPH

Willing to bet next time we see Trump, he’s gonna look like his face is melting.

You don’t want to know what I think about the next time I want to see Trump.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:31:44pm

re: #279 Sir John Barron

“All the doctors I talk to are amazed I know so much about this disease, more than them.”

ONE OF THE GROCERY CEOS, A GREAT BIG GUY, CAME TO ME WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AND GAVE ME A HUG. HE TOLD ME THAT I WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THE BEST TOILET PAPER SALESMAN EVER! I LIKE THAT BECAUSE I AM GREAT.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:31:52pm

re: #283 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Yep. His narcissism is infuriating any time but it’s down right obscene in a time like this.

His shitposting today was the worst, and that’s saying something.

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SteelPH  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:32:21pm

re: #285 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

You don’t want to know what I think about the next time I want to see Trump.

I have a feeling.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:32:24pm

re: #276 jaunte

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“We have contained it to Earth.”

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:32:47pm

NJTV is going to show “Mr Rogers: It’s You I Like” at 8 PM.

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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:32:54pm

re: #250 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Seriously. Don’t be patronizing to me because I’m upset at seeing politicians pull this shit in a pandemic.

They seriously just don’t care. If it doesn’t put money in their pockets, it doesn’t matter.
Racism.
Greed.
Power.
The Holy Trinity of the GOP.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:32:56pm

re: #287 Sir John Barron

His shitposting today was the worst, and that’s saying something.

We know he’s the worst POTUS in history but he’s gotta be up there in the worst elected people in history.

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:33:12pm

re: #276 jaunte

[Embedded content]

“Not many people know this….”

Trump: “This is a very contagious virus. It’s incredible. But it’s something that we have tremendous control of.” They do not have control of it at all.

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:33:29pm

“You know, three million died under Sleepy Joe’s cat flu disaster. No, it was fifty million, FIFTY MILLION! Some died and never came back.”

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:34:08pm

re: #294 Ace Rothstein

“You know, three million died under Sleepy Joe’s cat flu disaster. No, it was fifty million, FIFTY MILLION! Some died and never came back.”

The supposed death toll from the swine flu has increased in each shitpost

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:34:11pm

re: #228 Belafon

I just noticed that my page doesn’t have a picture that shows up in the sidebar. How do you add one? I can’t find a button.

Click the pencil button at bottom right of the article, then when the editing form opens, click “Image Library,” find the image you want to use, and click its “Featured” button. Then make sure to save your changes.

You can do this when you’re uploading an image by clicking the “featured” checkbox after it uploads.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:34:18pm

re: #267 jaunte

We got 5 bags of hard dog food and two cases of wet. We have 6 dogs.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:34:28pm

re: #294 Ace Rothstein

“You know, three million died under Sleepy Joe’s cat flu disaster. No, it was fifty million, FIFTY MILLION! Some died and never came back.”

“But I will make sure they will come back. Apple has promised me they are working on that.”

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lizardofid  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:34:31pm

re: #289 Belafon

“We have contained it to Earth.”

Space Force!

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:34:43pm

re: #282 SteelPH

Willing to bet next time we see Trump, he’s gonna look like his face is melting.

His supporters will claim that he’s sacrificing his face for America.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:35:08pm

re: #291 William Lewis

They seriously just don’t care. If it doesn’t put money in their pockets, it doesn’t matter.
Racism.
Greed.
Power.
The Holy Trinity of the GOP.

Yep. Sums them up well. They can go fuck themselves with their tax cuts.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:35:37pm

re: #298 Belafon

“But I will make sure they will come back. Apple has promised me they are working on that.”

Next presser: The Head of the Apples called me said they were so sorry the media lied about how The Apples are going to bring the people back to life.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:35:42pm

re: #282 SteelPH

Willing to bet next time we see Trump, he’s gonna look like his face is melting.

🙏

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:35:47pm

I just want to thank the community here though. This has been such a trying past four years.

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:35:53pm
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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:35:55pm

re: #286 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

ONE OF THE GROCERY CEOS, A GREAT BIG GUY, CAME TO ME WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AND GAVE ME A HUG. HE TOLD ME THAT I WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THE BEST TOILET PAPER SALESMAN EVER! I LIKE THAT BECAUSE I AM GREAT.

It’s not believable. You forgot the “Sir.”

/

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Skip Intro  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:36:05pm

re: #292 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

We know he’s the worst POTUS in history but he’s gotta be up there in the worst elected people in history.

Even Hitler liked dogs.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:36:27pm
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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:36:45pm

re: #306 Targetpractice

It’s not believable. You forgot the “Sir.”

/

DAMMIT!!

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:37:05pm

re: #297 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

We got 5 bags of hard dog food and two cases of wet. We have 6 dogs.

Meanwhile, my household has come to an agreement today…our cats are our emergency provisions.

//

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:37:09pm

re: #305 plansbandc

Biden should give a medal to the guy who pisses in their bourbon.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:37:14pm

re: #305 plansbandc

Narrator: to Mitch and the GOP it is of course NOT critical.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:37:18pm

re: #296 Charles Johnson

Click the pencil button at bottom right of the article, then when the editing form opens, click “Image Library,” find the image you want to use, and click its “Featured” button. Then make sure to save your changes.

You can do this when you’re uploading an image by clicking the “featured” checkbox after it uploads.

Thanks.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:37:23pm

Out federal “leadership” is useless.

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BeachDem  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:37:32pm

re: #268 bratwurst

Trump just said the virus is under “tremendous control”.

[Embedded content]

And his basic advice is…

Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax (original version)

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:38:04pm

re: #299 lizardofid

Space Force!

Does anyone else hear Deadpool say that?

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:38:13pm

re: #302 Sir John Barron

Next presser: The Head of the Apples called me said they were so sorry the media lied about how The Apples are going to bring the people back to life.

Tim Apple

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:38:19pm

re: #307 Skip Intro

Even Hitler liked dogs.

I guess Trump felt having a pet would make him too likable which is why he picked up Lindsay Graham and Mark Meadows from the shelter.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:38:22pm

re: #315 BeachDem

And his basic advice is…

[Embedded content]

“The flu virus will just go away”

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:38:40pm

Stress eating Ritz.

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:38:47pm

re: #314 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Out federal “leadership” is useless.

Do I really need to point out to Dr. Slavin that we sent thousands of troops to Iraq with unarmed Humvees and piss-poor body armor because “You go to war with the Army you have”?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:39:01pm

NYC canceled schools per some of my family that lives up there.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:39:08pm

re: #318 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I guess Trump felt having a pet would make him too likable which is why he picked up Lindsay Graham and Mark Meadows from the shelter.

I was looking for more updings to give

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BeachDem  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:39:58pm

re: #292 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

We know he’s the worst POTUS in history but he’s gotta be up there in the worst elected people in history.

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lizardofid  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:40:02pm

I hope a member of the press picked up that sheet of paper the smarmy bastard dropped, that was allegedly a Google statement backing up his bs.

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:40:14pm

re: #315 BeachDem

And his basic advice is…

[Embedded content]

I don’t think Donny quite gets that the more he says some variation of “It will pass,” the more of a dick he’s gonna look like in several months when it hasn’t “passed.”

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:40:22pm

re: #322 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

NYC canceled schools per some of my family that lives up there.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:40:46pm

re: #323 Sir John Barron

I was looking for more updings to give

This HW Vent moment brought to you by Bird Dog blackberry flavored whiskey, remember if you want to tell a Republican to fuck off, drink some Bird Dog. :)

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:40:49pm

re: #310 Targetpractice

Meanwhile, my household has come to an agreement today…our cats are our emergency provisions.

//

I’m pretty sure the cats agreed all of you are first.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:40:59pm

re: #327 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Sounds like former presidential candidate is starting to get it.

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:41:19pm

If tRump had a dog he would beat the hell out of it and then kill it in one of his rages. I’m glad he doesn’t like dogs.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:41:45pm

re: #324 BeachDem

Easily. He’s going to be one of those infamous names that everyone knows was a pathetic son of a bitch. I just hope in 75 years my niece as an old woman isn’t dealing with “You know Trump had some good ideas, he just went too far.”

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:41:51pm

re: #329 Belafon

I’m pretty sure the cats agreed all of you are first.

Yeah, the little one has been giving up particularly malevolent looks, and she’s the ring leader.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:42:09pm

re: #331 plansbandc

If tRump had a dog he would beat the hell out of it and then kill it in one of his rages. I’m glad he doesn’t like dogs.

So many dogs and cats have been spared.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:42:26pm

re: #331 plansbandc

If tRump had a dog he would beat the hell out of it and then kill it in one of his rages. I’m glad he doesn’t like dogs.

On the other hand, I might take the dog in that fight.

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:42:37pm

re: #332 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Easily. He’s going to be one of those infamous names that everyone knows was a pathetic son of a bitch. I just hope in 75 years my niece as an old woman isn’t dealing with “You know Trump had some good ideas, he just went too far.”

Trump won’t even rise to Nixon’s level, as Nixon at least signed some significant and helpful legislation. All Donny did was rob the nation blind.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:42:41pm

re: #327 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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April 20th? That is the longest committed date on closings that I think I have seen?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:43:21pm

re: #336 Targetpractice

Trump won’t even rise to Nixon’s level, as Nixon at least signed some significant and helpful legislation. All Donny did was rob the nation blind.

Yeah I think he surpassed Nixon a long time ago.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:43:37pm

So what’s the latest from Orange RageFace?

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:43:54pm

re: #310 Targetpractice

Meanwhile, my household has come to an agreement today…our cats are our emergency provisions.

//

One of our cats decided to pitch in to the common larder, and brought in a snake yesterday.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:44:07pm

re: #339 Sir John Barron

So what’s the latest from Orange RageFace?

We’re fine, he’s great.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:44:31pm
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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:45:38pm

re: #340 jaunte

One of our cats decided to pitch in to the common larder, and brought in a snake yesterday.

I like it when pets earn their keep.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:46:47pm

re: #340 jaunte

One of our cats decided to pitch in to the common larder, and brought in a snake yesterday.

Very thoughtful. Cats are good like that.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:47:33pm

My daughter is freaking out that I don’t have a supply of food. It’s NYC. I can isolate, but I can’t live in fear. How much do I really need to stalk up?

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:48:06pm

re: #340 jaunte

One of our cats decided to pitch in to the common larder, and brought in a snake yesterday.

Maybe they heard the theory that the coronavirus started with snakes.

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:48:34pm

re: #345 I Would Prefer Not To

My daughter is freaking out that I don’t have a supply of food. It’s NYC. I can isolate, but I can’t live in fear. How much do I really need to stalk up?

If the local stores are any indication, we’re apparently supposed to be provisioning for WWIII.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:48:47pm

This goddamned fuckwit.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:49:16pm

re: #310 Targetpractice

Meanwhile, my household has come to an agreement today…our cats are our emergency provisions.

//

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:50:08pm

Someone said this the other day and I swear it’s true. If trump doesn’t get COVID19, Satan is protecting him.

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BeachDem  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:51:15pm

re: #348 Charles Johnson

This goddamned fuckwit.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:51:17pm

re: #345 I Would Prefer Not To

My daughter is freaking out that I don’t have a supply of food. It’s NYC. I can isolate, but I can’t live in fear. How much do I really need to stalk up?

Seems like the panic buying is not affecting selective stores.

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Skip Intro  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:51:47pm

re: #350 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Someone said this the other day and I swear it’s true. If trump doesn’t get COVID19, Satan is protecting him.

Something sure as hell is. No normal person could ever get away scott free from a life of debauchery, incompetence, and corruption the way Trump has.

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:52:06pm

re: #310 Targetpractice

Meanwhile, my household has come to an agreement today…our cats are our emergency provisions.

//

My father was the American Head of Food and Agriculture for the State Rhein-Hesse in the American Military District of Occupied Germany after World War 2 when it was facing starvation. He used to talk about a source of local protein as being the Dachhase. (Known in English as “Roof Rabbit”.) The cry of the Dachhase was ‘meow’.

I do not think that he was joking.

And of course, Brazil has the infamous “Churrasquinho de gato”. Which do not sell cat meat… Probably…

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:52:15pm

My pastor preached today on this subject - actually rewrote his planned sermon at 6:00 on Saturday night because he felt it was so urgent that he/we address this. Hoarding is not the answer. Panic is not the answer. Be prepared for extended isolation (weeks), be smart about it, but don’t fall prey to the temptation to keep up with the Joneses when it comes to acquiring toilet paper/bottled watter/meat/canned food/whatever the next hoarding fad is. Now, more than ever, we need to think rationally and calmly and plan our reactions.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:52:20pm

re: #348 Charles Johnson

This goddamned fuckwit.

Yeah, we’ve seen this act before.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:53:09pm

Searching asian grocery stores on twitter shows this appears to be nationwide

twitter.com

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:53:49pm

re: #348 Charles Johnson

This goddamned fuckwit.

Yes, the website built by 17000 people based on Jared’s etch a sketch is going to save us all.

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:53:52pm

re: #353 Skip Intro

Maybe the Antichrist is real after all.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:54:46pm

I could be wrong but I don’t think this panic buying will last much longer. The stores will restock, it’s what they do. The panic strikes me as pretty irrational tbh. I mean, sure, buy for a few days or maybe a week, but hoarding is nutty.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:55:31pm

re: #360 Charles Johnson

I could be wrong but I don’t think this panic buying will last much longer. The stores will restock, it’s what they do. The panic strikes me as pretty irrational tbh. I mean, sure, buy for a few days or maybe a week, but hoarding is nutty.

My grocer was out of water and low on paper towels and such this morning, but had a regular supply of most everything else.

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Skip Intro  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:56:55pm

re: #359 plansbandc

Maybe the Antichrist is real after all.

Trump certainly fits the description.

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:57:11pm

re: #360 Charles Johnson

We have enough to reasonably eat for a couple of weeks. The dog has enough to eat for 6 weeks. So the only hoarding we have done is an extra 5 lb bag of dog food.

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teleskiguy  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:57:14pm

Well, I guess I’m going to be a hermit for a month or two. My county has 24 cases of COVID-19, four new cases announced today, the second most cases in the state behind only Denver City & County.

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:57:26pm

re: #345 I Would Prefer Not To

My daughter is freaking out that I don’t have a supply of food. It’s NYC. I can isolate, but I can’t live in fear. How much do I really need to stalk up?

Well, it’s really the seeds at the end of the stalk that are key…. ;)

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:57:55pm

re: #362 Skip Intro

Trump certainly fits the description.

More than Obama ever did that’s for sure. I’m not religious at all but it takes a lot of self delusion to look at that thing and conclude it resembles the Christ of the Bible.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:58:34pm

re: #364 teleskiguy

Well, I guess I’m going to be a hermit for a month or two. My county has 24 cases of COVID-19, four new cases announced today, the second most cases in the state behind only Denver City & County.

Stay safe, my lizard friend.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:58:35pm

West Houston Nextdoor report:

Yesterday: “Just came from Costco at Bunker Hill. It’s pretty much empty with no wait at checkout!”

2 hrs ago: “Costco occupancy is very low…all essentials existed minus paper towels, toilet paper and certain cleasing supplies…no shortage of foods”

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 2:59:12pm

re: #360 Charles Johnson

I could be wrong but I don’t think this panic buying will last much longer. The stores will restock, it’s what they do. The panic strikes me as pretty irrational tbh. I mean, sure, buy for a few days or maybe a week, but hoarding is nutty.

Yeah, was telling my dad that earlier, that another week or so and most of the panic buying will have ended. People can only stockpile so much food, while those who think they’re gonna make money reselling toilet paper and bottled water are soon going to be treated like the social lepers they deserve to be.

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teleskiguy  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:00:18pm

I have enough food for about 10 days in the house. Lots of beans and rice.

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:01:49pm

re: #360 Charles Johnson

I could be wrong but I don’t think this panic buying will last much longer. The stores will restock, it’s what they do. The panic strikes me as pretty irrational tbh. I mean, sure, buy for a few days or maybe a week, but hoarding is nutty.

I live in a weird red-leaning town. Someone posted on the community FB page that the panic buying was worse at the local gun store than at the supermarkets. I was heartened that even some of the fiercer 2A types were laughing at the stupidity while noting that there will be another delivery truck at Market Basket tonight.

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:03:26pm

re: #364 teleskiguy

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Well, I guess I’m going to be a hermit for a month or two. My county has 24 cases of COVID-19, four new cases announced today, the second most cases in the state behind only Denver City & County.

Wow. I wonder if we’ll see anything like that in the ski areas here in New Hampshire.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:03:53pm

re: #364 teleskiguy

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Well, I guess I’m going to be a hermit for a month or two. My county has 24 cases of COVID-19, four new cases announced today, the second most cases in the state behind only Denver City & County.

Aspen is the biggest cluster for all of Australian cases:

The snowfields of an Aspen, Colorado ski resort has become the home of Australia’s largest coronavirus cluster.

Pitkin County Public Health confirmed nine Australians tested positive for COVID-19, while one is awaiting results, and three others have refused testing.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:04:40pm

re: #373 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

Aspen is the biggest cluster for all of Australian cases:

link:

7news.com.au

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:05:44pm

Having your fate resting on the reasonable and responsible behavior of others is really not optimal.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:06:07pm

re: #364 teleskiguy

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Well, I guess I’m going to be a hermit for a month or two. My county has 24 cases of COVID-19, four new cases announced today, the second most cases in the state behind only Denver City & County.

This virus sure is not giving you the welcome back you deserve! Sorry TSG

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:06:27pm

You mere citizens can’t know how many ventilators we have.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:07:31pm

re: #377 jaunte

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You mere citizens can’t know how many ventilators we have.

We can’t let the virus know how many ventilators we have!

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:07:31pm

re: #375 plansbandc

Having your fate resting on the reasonable and responsible behavior of others is really not optimal.

Having worked in the service industry for the better part of 2 decades, I can safely say that even the most well-intentioned…can be total assholes when they’re personally inconvenienced.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:07:38pm

re: #377 jaunte

You mere citizens can’t know how many ventilators we have.

“We’re in tremendous control, it’s amazing.”

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:08:09pm

re: #377 jaunte

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You mere citizens can’t know how many ventilators we have.

“National security?”

“Yes, we cannot tell you, otherwise the virus wins!”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:08:38pm

re: #378 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

We can’t let the virus know how many ventilators we have!

I’m less worried about the ventilators and more worried about cold-weather gear. If it gets Greenland…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:08:50pm

After Trump leaves the room…

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teleskiguy  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:09:03pm

I wouldn’t be surprised if a Wuhan/Italy-style lockdown comes down the pike very soon around these parts. I’m in the middle of the shit.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:09:16pm

re: #360 Charles Johnson

I could be wrong but I don’t think this panic buying will last much longer. The stores will restock, it’s what they do. The panic strikes me as pretty irrational tbh. I mean, sure, buy for a few days or maybe a week, but hoarding is nutty.

I agree, somewhat. But I also think a week isn’t enough. If you’re in the target group (60+), a few weeks of food, even if it’s rice and beans) makes sense because we’re on the upside of the curve and I’m not too excited about going out.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:09:19pm

From the previous thread:

re: #367 William Lewis

Yes. We know. You tell us a dozen times a day how you should have been murdered by ebil Christianists a thousand million billion times by now.

Intense prejudice exists against atheists in the US (Quartz, Dec 31)

Hey Joe, get a load of this.

You know, it’s kind of like other groups who are routinely discriminated against. When one is not part of that group it’s really hard to get them to care about it.

No I haven’t been killed yet, though myself and my family have been threatened including my infant son (followed by the endless litany of “they’re not true Christians”).

I have been made homeless from a Christian judge though (funny how I mention being homeless far more than being an atheist but that doesn’t seem to set people off the same way). That’s okay though, we have a Nazi in my government seat in my town though, because they are preferred over us.

FOX and CNN churn out constant propaganda against atheists: We’re paedophiles, we’re murderers (how many abortion clinics have we blown up in the name of our god), we’re untrustworthy, we’re rapists, &c.

The sad thing about that comment is how many people upvoted it.

It took forty years to get the Democratic Party to acknowledge we exist, for the first time last year. The Republican Party has it in their platform to ban us from society.

Forgive me if it hurts your feelings to hear about what people in your faith and others do to us. Perhaps if I only talk about atheist bloggers in Bangladesh and India being murdered by Hindus you’ll be more comfortable, or Muslim-majority nations having the death penalty for apostasy or outlawing us as terrorists.

If it was a Jewish person here, or a woman, or an African-American, or other group there would be all sorts of support on this forum for that person facing discrimination or threats.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:09:26pm

re: #383 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

After Trump leaves the room…

He has to go back to his Twitter phone.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:09:33pm

re: #381 Targetpractice

“National security?”

“Yes, we cannot tell you, otherwise the virus wins!”

The Russians wouldn’t have to invade to get our ventilators, Trump would give them to him.

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:09:43pm

re: #383 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

After Trump leaves the room…

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…super

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:10:25pm

re: #385 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I agree, somewhat. But I also think a week isn’t enough. If you’re in the target group (60+), a few weeks of food, even if it’s rice and beans) makes sense because we’re on the upside of the curve and I’m not too excited about going out.

Yes, but there’s a difference between a few weeks of food and just running down the aisle sweeping entire stocks of food into your cart. I can’t tell you how much I had to restrain myself from going off on people I saw with 100+ rolls of toilet paper in their carts.

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:11:00pm

re: #377 jaunte

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You mere citizens can’t know how many ventilators we have.

Somebody better fucking check to see that there isn’t a Trump holding company that takes the orders and then resells at a 100% mark up.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:11:23pm
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BeachDem  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:11:36pm

JFC—it’s like a starting pitcher gives up 14 runs in the first inning and they bring in a reliever with a 13.7 ERA who only gives up 12 in the 2nd.

Pence’s presidential moment

axios.com

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:11:44pm

re: #389 Targetpractice

…super

Another Great news conference, so great. I did great, bashed the media and Dems, we have so much control, interest rates and stock market great. Wait, what are those people still doing out there? What are they saying about me?

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:12:26pm

re: #386 Anymouse 🌹🎃

I don’t think there’s anyone who doesn’t support you here.

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:12:43pm

The Fed cuts rates to zero and the med experts are saying “We’re still not through getting reamed!”

This is totally gonna reassure the markets…

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:12:50pm

re: #377 jaunte

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You mere citizens can’t know how many ventilators we have.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:13:13pm

re: #363 plansbandc

We have enough to reasonably eat for a couple of weeks. The dog has enough to eat for 6 weeks. So the only hoarding we have done is an extra 5 lb bag of dog food.

Food for the dog and cats for a few weeks was the only reason we braved the Kroger debacle on Friday.

Also used the opportunity to stock up on coffee and a lot of different varieties of herbal teas.

We also stopped by the farm supply store for some cold weather veggie seedlings and seeds

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:14:11pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:14:24pm

re: #227 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Well, that shouldn’t spur some panic selling, now should it?

//

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BigPapa  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:15:12pm

re: #378 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

We can’t let the virus know how many ventilators we have!

If you don’t love AmericaFuckYeah the viruses win.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:16:24pm

Which companies in the US could switch their production to things like masks or ventilators?

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:17:17pm

re: #402 Belafon

3M and GM

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Cheechako  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:19:31pm

Can you find this product on your shelves down south. It’s been long gone from the shelves up here:

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:19:59pm

re: #402 Belafon

Which companies in the US could switch their production to things like masks or ventilators?

Google’s website isn’t enough?

///

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:20:08pm

Why are Bernie and Biden having a debate tonight? Really?

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:21:13pm

re: #406 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

Why are Bernie and Biden having a debate tonight? Really?

Because Bernie’s ego will not allow him to concede the race until after he’s drug the party through the mud all the way to the convention.

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:21:15pm

re: #403 jaunte

3M and GM

And Aunt M.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:21:17pm
Stock futures plummet — hit ‘limit down’ — even as Fed slashes rates; Dow futures off 1,000 points

cnbc.com

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lizardofid  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:21:28pm

re: #402 Belafon

Which companies in the US could switch their production to things like masks or ventilators?

Kimberly Clark, Johnson and Johnson (many of their contract converters) to name a few.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:22:10pm

re: #390 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Yes, but there’s a difference between a few weeks of food and just running down the aisle sweeping stocks of food into your cart. I can’t tell you how much I had to restrain myself from going off on people I saw with 100+ rolls of toilet paper in their carts.

Some people are just full of shit

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:23:32pm

re: #407 Targetpractice

Because Bernie’s ego will not allow him to concede the race until after he’s drug the party through the mud all the way to the convention.

Only one thing can stop Biden from winning the nomination. Its not Sanders; its covid-19.

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lizardofid  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:23:41pm

re: #404 Cheechako

Can you find this product on your shelves down south. It’s been long gone from the shelves up here:

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Gone. Hello Big Papa? How about way out your way?

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:23:48pm

re: #314 jaunte

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Out federal “leadership” is useless.

But our government did send troops to war with sub-standard helmets.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:24:02pm

re: #397 Belafon

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What you said plus I bet he doesn’t know

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:25:06pm

This is a terrifying thread.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:26:09pm

re: #340 jaunte

One of our cats decided to pitch in to the common larder, and brought in a snake yesterday.

Tastes like chicken.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:26:21pm

re: #400 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Fed slashes rate - WSJ says futures immediately plummet 4%. 🤣

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:26:26pm

re: #416 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Well. I guess were boned because we’re big. Didn’t figure on us getting care anyway.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:26:42pm
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Skip Intro  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:27:13pm

re: #418 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Fed slashes rate - WSJ says futures immediately plummet 4%. 🤣

So a panic rate cut on a Sunday doesn’t have a good look to it, you say? Who could have known?

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:28:00pm

re: #421 Skip Intro

So a panic rate cut on a Sunday doesn’t have a good look to it, you say? Who could have known?

Shocker I say, shocker.

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Cheechako  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:28:10pm

Stolen from facebook so I can’t vouch for the numbers. They do seem to be a little out of whack although they still create story.

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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:28:12pm

re: #340 jaunte

One of our cats decided to pitch in to the common larder, and brought in a snake yesterday.

Mine is a hella mouser. They try to get my food and they get eaten instead ;)

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:29:38pm

re: #421 Skip Intro

So a panic rate cut on a Sunday doesn’t have a good look to it, you say? Who could have known?

Enact rationing on Wall Street! One sell for every 2 buys!

//

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:30:04pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:30:41pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:30:51pm

re: #390 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Yes, but there’s a difference between a few weeks of food and just running down the aisle sweeping entire stocks of food into your cart. I can’t tell you how much I had to restrain myself from going off on people I saw with 100+ rolls of toilet paper in their carts.

Completely agree. I’m not hording TP and all that… Just enough canned goods, frozen foods and the like that will last a few weeks (as well as the dogs). I do have 5 bottles of antibacterial hand/dish soap but that’s only one more than my usual supply which was running out, so I replenished with 5 instead of 4).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:31:21pm
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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:32:30pm

re: #429 Backwoods_Sleuth

So stock futures run 24/7 or something like it? In contrast to the five day per week stock market.

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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:32:49pm

re: #362 Skip Intro

Trump certainly fits the description.

Right down to the majority of “Christians” falling for the false prophets (because they are too concerned about profits???).

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:33:03pm

How badly hit was the local Walmart when I went this morning? So bad that I actually felt guilty grabbing the only 4 bags of 2.25 lb “thin-cut” chicken breasts and 3 small packs of fresh chicken tenderloins. But we had no chicken in the house, so my brain said “Fuck it.”

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:35:09pm

Discussing with friends, wouldn’t it be a lot easier to send people over 18 checks to supplement their lost income until things settle down?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:37:48pm
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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:38:50pm

re: #386 Anymouse 🌹🎃

Swap Muslim for Christian in any of your rants and ask what CL would have thought of you.

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sagehen  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:39:01pm

re: #370 teleskiguy

I have enough food for about 10 days in the house. Lots of beans and rice.

I have matzoh.

It’s from last year, but the shelf life is forever.
(also, peanut butter)

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:40:51pm

re: #433 Ace Rothstein

Discussing with friends, wouldn’t it be a lot easier to send people over 18 checks to supplement their lost income until things settle down?

The precise socialist plot the covid-19 hoax was designed to perpetrate! /

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:42:10pm

re: #429 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:43:48pm
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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:43:55pm

re: #438 Belafon

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We’re going into a recession because the fucker can’t keep his mouth shut and keeps badgering his underlings to save his ass by doing everything they can to pump money into an economy that is not experiencing a liquidity crisis. And it’s only going to get worse now that the Fed is backed into a wall because they kept bowing to his demands to keep rates low in the midst of a “boom.”

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:44:05pm

re: #433 Ace Rothstein

Discussing with friends, wouldn’t it be a lot easier to send people over 18 checks to supplement their lost income until things settle down?

The Democrats tried that, but the only way the White House would accept that was to exempt Walmart and McDonalds.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:44:23pm
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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:44:53pm
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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:45:37pm

re: #428 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Completely agree. I’m not hording TP and all that… Just enough canned goods, frozen foods and the like that will last a few weeks (as well as the dogs). I do have 5 bottles of antibacterial hand/dish soap but that’s only one more than my usual supply which was running out, so I replenished with 5 instead of 4).

I don’t usually worry about two weeks ahead, so all my shopping was to get that far ahead.

Including the chocolate. Everyone knows that belongs on the necessities list.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:45:47pm

re: #436 sagehen

I have matzoh.

It’s from last year, but the shelf life is forever.
(also, peanut butter)

perforated cardboard’s like that //

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:47:30pm
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BeachDem  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:47:45pm

re: #442 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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And the nail polish choices are green or gold. Heh.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:49:16pm

re: #447 BeachDem

And the nail polish choices are green or gold. Heh.

Watchin’ them leaves
Turnin’ from green to gold
There ain’t no way in this world
That can make a man feel old

marshall tucker band…

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Jay C  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:49:22pm

re: #360 Charles Johnson

I could be wrong but I don’t think this panic buying will last much longer. The stores will restock, it’s what they do. The panic strikes me as pretty irrational tbh. I mean, sure, buy for a few days or maybe a week, but hoarding is nutty.

I hope you’re right: but for any of us who might actually have to “quarantine” (self-imposed or otherwise), the problem may not be so much one of supply, as distribution. FWIW, I think you’re right about the restocking thing: so far, it doesn’t seem like the food and/or household-goods supply lines aren’t going to be running as normal. But then again, we aren’t that “far”…. I tried to put in an order with one of our local online grocery providers this afternoon (Fresh Direct): and they had no delivery slots available all of next week (which is as far ahead as you can schedule). And when I called to check up on this I was told wait times were “45 minutes to two hours”. Fortunately, I can still go out to shop in person, but it struck me that, if (God Forbid) I couldn’t, due to quarantine, or (God Forbid Twice) infection, we would definitely have a serious problem (Mrs. Jay can barely walk: which is why I have to do all the shopping).

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:50:41pm

re: #446 Backwoods_Sleuth

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We’ll see the same shit we’ve seen the last couple times the futures market shit the bed: The Dow will open tomorrow, immediately plunge til they hit the first circuit breaker, then afterward float around -7% until COB.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:52:24pm

. re: #406 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

Why are Bernie and Biden having a debate tonight? Really?

Because fucking Bernie wants to be a political martyr for socialism instead of a statesman.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:53:10pm

re: #450 Targetpractice

We’ll see the same shit we’ve seen the last couple times the futures market shit the bed: The Dow will open tomorrow, immediately plunge til they hit the first circuit breaker, then afterward float around -7% until COB.

LOL, I don’t know…..if Trump fires Powell it might shake things up some!

Powell says the Fed doesn’t see negative rates as ‘appropriate’ policy for the United States

cnbc.com

Appropriate……lol, look who you work for Jerome.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:53:57pm

He’s eventually going to can Powell and replace him with that loony gold bugger isn’t he?

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:54:13pm

re: #451 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

.

Because fucking Bernie wants to be a political martyr for socialism instead of a statesman.

Problem is that nobody’s really buying it this time. Oh sure, the hard-core fans are there til the bitter end, but the party’s pretty much done with his shit. Anybody who was going to leave has left, so any threats by Berners of a “mass exodus” are falling on deaf ears.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:55:14pm

re: #453 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He’s eventually going to can Powell and replace him with that loony gold bugger isn’t he?

Ron Paul isn’t busy….

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:55:59pm

re: #454 Targetpractice

Problem is that nobody’s really buying it this time. Oh sure, the hard-core fans are there til the bitter end, but the party’s pretty much done with his shit. Anybody who was going to leave has left, so any threats by Berners of a “mass exodus” are falling on deaf ears.

Yeah that’s true. Honestly Bernie is only hurting his own brand than he is hurting Biden. Bernie looks like a jerk to anyone who actually understands how shit works.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:57:14pm

re: #455 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

Ron Paul isn’t busy….

Ron Paul was another person whose presence in national politics made my generation act stupid.

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BlueSpotinAL  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:57:18pm

re: #418 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Fed slashes rate - WSJ says futures immediately plummet 4%. 🤣

When rates hit -11!Eleventy!! I am borrowing one billion trillion dollars.

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:57:20pm

re: #452 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

LOL, I don’t know…..if Trump fires Powell it might shake things up some!

cnbc.com

Appropriate……lol, look who you work for Jerome.

Jerome was saying weeks ago that he saw no reason to cut rates. And said as recently as last week that the Fed saw no reason for further cuts after .5%.

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BeachDem  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:57:20pm

re: #451 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

.

Because fucking Bernie wants to be a political martyr for socialism instead of a statesman.

I’ve watched all the previous debates but think I’m going to pass on this “two old men yell at each other” version. I’m still in for Joe, but I don’t think I can take what they’re going to dish out.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:57:54pm

re: #453 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He’s eventually going to can Powell and replace him with that loony gold bugger isn’t he?

Thanks. Hasn’t thought of that; time for the nightmares.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:58:18pm

re: #460 BeachDem

I’ve watched all the previous debates but think I’m going to pass on this “two old men yell at each other” version. I’m still in for Joe, but I don’t think I can take what they’re going to dish out.

Yeah I’m definitely passing on this tonight. Need to start a show or a movie series.

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:59:06pm

re: #458 BlueSpotinAL

When rates hit -11!Eleventy!! I am borrowing one billion trillion dollars.

No, see, those rate cuts only apply to the people who have money. You and me, the people who aren’t worth seven figures or more? We’re still expected to accept and appreciate the “privilege” of being cornholed without lube by the banks.

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stpaulbear  Mar 15, 2020 • 3:59:23pm

re: #370 teleskiguy

I have enough food for about 10 days in the house. Lots of beans and rice.

I think I’m good for almost three weeks if I get sick, but I’m trying to not use any of that stash until I absolutely can’t go out. I’m going to stop at the store on the way home from work tomorrow to get some groceries for this week, and then wash the hell out of my hands when I get home.

Late PS: glad to see you back at lgf.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:01:53pm

just STFU already you yuge moron.
Governors and local officials are so far ahead of you …

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:01:55pm

re: #451 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

.

Because fucking Bernie wants to be a political martyr for socialism instead of a statesman.

I wonder if Bernie realizes that we’ve now reached the point where all Biden has to do is be presidential.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:02:55pm

re: #455 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

Ron Paul isn’t busy….

He’s still alive? Figures.

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:03:13pm

re: #456 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Yeah that’s true. Honestly Bernie is only hurting his own brand than he is hurting Biden. Bernie looks like a jerk to anyone who actually understands how shit works.

While I’m still seeing the “BERNIE OR DEATH” crowd cropping up in Fark comments, there’s a growing sentiment that his moment passed after last Tuesday and he needs to hang it up. That his message is getting drowned out further and further with each loss.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:03:24pm

re: #466 Belafon

I wonder if Bernie realizes that we’ve now reached the point where all Biden has to do is be presidential.

I sadly don’t think he does. Biden actually adopted some of his education plan today and they’re still acting like it’s not good enough. But they, I mean his campaign.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:03:43pm

re: #468 Targetpractice

While I’m still seeing the “BERNIE OR DEATH” crowd cropping up in Fark comments, there’s a growing sentiment that his moment passed after last Tuesday and he needs to hang it up. That his message is getting drowned out further and further with each loss.

Someone needs to Okay Boomer Bernie.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:04:06pm

re: #467 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

He’s still alive? Figures.

He also lives on through his son who somehow manages to be even a greater imbecile than he is.

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bmoak  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:04:28pm

re: #427 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

If you’ve got time to kill and are missing sports, I strongly recommend the Jelle’s Marble Runs channel on YouTube.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:04:38pm

re: #465 Backwoods_Sleuth

just STFU already you yuge moron.
Governors and local officials are so far ahead of you …

STATES AND EVERYBODY MUST STEP UP IM NOT RESPONSIBLE I NEED TO GET BACK TO MY TWITTER PHONE OH IM ALREADY ON IT

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Targetpractice  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:04:39pm

re: #465 Backwoods_Sleuth

just STFU already you yuge moron.
Governors and local officials are so far ahead of you …

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So. Fucking. Tone-deaf. State and local govt’s have been begging the CDC to let them test and to provide them with tests, but the CDC has spent weeks getting in the way instead.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:05:04pm

re: #465 Backwoods_Sleuth

just STFU already you yuge moron.
Governors and local officials are so far ahead of you …

You’re the fucking President, act like it you orange chode goblin.

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BeachDem  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:05:32pm

re: #465 Backwoods_Sleuth

just STFU already you yuge moron.
Governors and local officials are so far ahead of you …

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and learn the difference between sites and sights.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:06:40pm

re: #476 BeachDem

and learn the difference between sites and sights.

I remember seriously thinking that GWB was the dumbest I ever thought a politician could be. Then I was introduced to Sarah Palin and then the Tea Party and then along came Trump arriving with covefe and his perfect words.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:07:03pm
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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:07:30pm

re: #465 Backwoods_Sleuth

just STFU already you yuge moron.
Governors and local officials are so far ahead of you …

STATES AND EVERYBODY GET WITH IT MANY PEOPLE UPSET

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:07:43pm

re: #471 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He also lives on through his son who somehow manages to be even a greater imbecile than he is.

and his son’s mini-me, Thomas Massie

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:07:55pm

re: #478 Patricia Kayden

He’s a coward. He’ll always be a coward.

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Sir John Barron  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:08:03pm

re: #477 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I remember seriously thinking that GWB was the dumbest I ever thought a politician could be. Then I was introduced to Sarah Palin and then the Tea Party and then along came Trump arriving with covefe and his perfect words.

It’s like a nightmare, it just gets worse and worse.

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plansbandc  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:08:36pm

A patron of Defined Fitness Bosque in Albuquerque tested positive. Big ass workout place. I wonder how many people were infected.

They disinfected the place (allegedly) and didn’t close. Whee.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:08:53pm

re: #480 Backwoods_Sleuth

and his son’s mini-me, Thomas Massie

Yep. That moron too.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:09:11pm

From the previous thread:

re: #425 Joe Bacon 🌹

Meanwhile family members are yelling at me for not going to church…”Our faith in Jesus demands we worship him no matter what”…

Religion sure makes people stupid. Real stupid.

Hmm. Why is it no one attacks you here for statements like this?

I guess I should self-censor here.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:09:25pm

re: #482 Sir John Barron

It’s like a nightmare, it just gets worse and worse.

Really is.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:09:45pm

re: #478 Patricia Kayden

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Remember what he offered John Kasich?

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:11:14pm

re: #467 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

He’s still alive? Figures.

lol

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lizardofid  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:13:50pm

re: #465 Backwoods_Sleuth

just STFU already you yuge moron.
Governors and local officials are so far ahead of you …

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As of 3/13 South Korea had a shade under 250,000 tested. Of course, I don’t think they felt the need to piss on the leg of the WHO. Thanks trump.

I think S. Korea’s government run healthcare system has done pretty well for itself to this point in the crisis. We might could learn a thing or three.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:14:29pm

re: #489 lizardofid

As of 3/13 South Korea had a shade under 250,000 tested. Of course, I don’t think they felt the need to piss on the leg of the WHO. Thanks trump.

I think S. Korea’s government run healthcare system has done pretty well for itself to this point in the crisis. We might could learn a thing or three.

But Parasite beat Gone with the Wind at the Oscars. //

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:22:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:24:21pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:25:02pm

re: #491 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Governors of the states have more sense than DT. Gov Wolf has closed the schools. I think there are going many more closings soon.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:25:56pm

re: #492 Backwoods_Sleuth

One of the good guys out there. Props to him.

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lizardofid  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:26:04pm

re: #491 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I guess some wait staff could do deliveries?

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stpaulbear  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:27:56pm

re: #491 Backwoods_Sleuth

There are a couple of restaurants in my neighborhood that I’d like to continue doing take-out with. There are some others where I like the food but I don’t quite trust enough.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:28:55pm

re: #468 mmmirele

The Methodist church (will probably go with the liberal side when the split comes) up the street from me and the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran church down the street (WELS is so conservative they think the antichrist is the pope) both had services today. Idiots.

I went across the street.

The pastor of the Lutheran Church has a note on the inside of the entryway door saying the church is closed until further notice and why, with her telephone number (ALL four digits) for people to call if they require pastoral services, wish to pray, or simply talk, and my number for official information (thanks, Anne).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:30:11pm

rhetorical question, I’m sure…

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lizardofid  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:30:32pm

re: #496 stpaulbear

There are a couple of restaurants in my neighborhood that I’d like to continue doing take-out with. There are some others where I like like the food but I don’t quite trust enough.

Time like these the reputation an outfit has worked to establish really pays off.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:31:41pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:33:03pm

re: #500 goddamnedfrank

Trump’s going to be remembered like he always wanted to but he will be the most despised American president in history.

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garzooma  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:35:42pm

re: #495 lizardofid

I guess some wait staff could do deliveries?

I was thinking about this, but I seem to remember reading that there’s some concern over sending deliverers out to contact many people.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:36:53pm

re: #437 The Pie Overlord!

That is a beautiful dining room set. I hope you have many years enjoyment from it.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:38:06pm
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Belafon  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:38:06pm

And this is what I’m talking about when I say that all Biden has to do is act presidential:

How does Bernie respond?

Now, I will say I’m a bit torn. Biden needs the practice, and I think in front of cameras will be far better for him than behind closed doors. Plus, I think attendance in the primaries, even with the virus, will help turnout in the fall. So I kind of think at least a few more dates need to go on.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:38:29pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:41:40pm

And Mr. ^VIX just jumped up to 57…

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:43:27pm

CDC recommends the cancellation of events with 50 or more people for the next eight weeks throughout US

cnbc.com

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:43:55pm

re: #247 John Hughes

That’s amazing. I give a pointer to the sociological work that describes exactly what is wrong with republicans and why and somebody downvotes me. WTF?

Ah, fuck, I misspelt Altemeyer. Sorry Bob.

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:45:13pm

re: #345 I Would Prefer Not To

My daughter is freaking out that I don’t have a supply of food. It’s NYC. I can isolate, but I can’t live in fear. How much do I really need to stalk up?

Folks need to be reasonable. If you’ve got canned goods, you can get through this. Check your pantry, see what you normally eat over the week. Try to have some variety, but keep it simple all the same.

I’ve got cereal for breakfasts. Eggs and bisquick for making pancakes/waffles. Frozen blueberries from last year (to make blueberry pancakes). I’ve got a couple quarts of frozen chicken stock too (can defrost and use as a base for other soups). You can get the packaged soups to do same. Picked up some frozen fruit (which if not used now, can be used to make sangria later).

Biggest thing for us is getting enough fruit and vegetables. We got a bunch of apples, which can keep a couple weeks. A pineapple that can go a week, a melon that can also go a week or so, etc. Frozen vegetables.

As for meat, I got 4 pound package of kosher chicken breasts, divided that up and froze it to defrost at intervals. Pasta and sauces were already in the pantry. We were trying to go through all this for Passover, but now it looks like we may not be doing a seder if we’re all under quarantine/isolation due to cases running rampant. Ground turkey. Hot dogs. Buns. We’re good - and it’s just the two of us so we should manage.

There are food delivery services that can help fill in the gaps. And restaurants that do deliver should do well now - it’s the ones that don’t normally do delivery that may suffer horribly.

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austin_blue  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:45:20pm

re: #404 Cheechako

Can you find this product on your shelves down south. It’s been long gone from the shelves up here:

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At the Local UN HEB (the Ocho!) at S. Congress and Oltorf yesterday, we were out of Spam (Hormel, basically a chopped ham product). It’s main competitor, Treet, (an Armour product, a minced meat like product- think a caseless hot dog stuffed into a tin), had maybe a dozen tins left on the shelves.

Lots of Vy-enners and deviled ham tins, though. No tuna or other canned fish/shellfish left, except for “mackerel snacks”. Oh, and anchovies.

Also, no fresh potatoes except yams. I’d say the store was probably 2/3 stripped.

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:48:15pm

re: #410 lizardofid

Becton Dickinson, 3M. J&J. And all kinds of medical gear is going to be in short supply because we didn’t ramp up to deal with the coming storm.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:48:37pm

That nut David Clarke is urging people to go out and interact.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:49:16pm
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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:49:26pm

re: #508 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

cnbc.com

Trump knew this was coming but still came out with his rainbows and unicorn schtik.

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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:49:53pm

re: #511 austin_blue

As long as Kwik Trip has eggs, bread and potatoes, I will survive. Eggs for breakfast and rice for supper. Plenty of tea as well.

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lizardofid  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:50:30pm

re: #512 lawhawk

Becton Dickinson, 3M. J&J. And all kinds of medical gear is going to be in short supply because we didn’t ramp up to deal with the coming storm.

And didn’t think it was important to fix Puerto Rico.

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:51:07pm

re: #504 jaunte

Disney+ just gave me a 2 week free trial. Mandalorian binge here I come.

And I am happy to admit that I will watch all those Disney princess movies. And all the stuff that you can’t normally see because they don’t release them to dvd or blu ray except to goose their profits with a new cut.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:52:12pm

re: #518 lawhawk

I burned through Babylon Berlin too quickly.

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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:53:08pm

Over to Turkish, Russian, Chinese and Korean costume drama.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:53:16pm

re: #519 jaunte

I burned through Babylon Berlin too quickly.

That’s one I’d like to get into. I think I saw one of the actors in another series called Generation War. Lot of good foreign series on Netflix. Some good ones on Amazon too.

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:53:29pm

re: #519 jaunte

I may see about trying to binge on Babylon 5, if I can find it somewhere.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:53:56pm
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jaunte  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:54:12pm

re: #521 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Really well acted, and art directed. Chilling hints of the coming Nazi takeover.

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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:55:44pm

re: #518 lawhawk

Disney+ just gave me a 2 week free trial. Mandalorian binge here I come.

And I am happy to admit that I will watch all those Disney princess movies. And all the stuff that you can’t normally see because they don’t release them to dvd or blu ray except to goose their profits with a new cut.

I need to get my son to tell me what the hot new anime are so I know to look for at the pirate place.

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Rightwingconspirator  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:56:28pm

re: #522 lawhawk

I may see about trying to binge on Babylon 5, if I can find it somewhere.

It’s on Amazon.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:57:15pm

re: #250 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I’m not patronising you, I’m pointing you to extremely important sociological work that tells you exactly who “these people” are.

(And once again, I’d like to apollogise for fucking up Altemeyer’s name. Sorry Bob).

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:58:14pm

re: #524 jaunte

Really well acted, and art directed. Chilling hints of the coming Nazi takeover.

There was one I saw called Charite at War that really good about a hospital in Berlin. I really want to learn more about the Frankfurt area’s history during the war and lead up to it since that’s where my father’s grandfather was born. From what one of my German cousins told me, Frankfurt is pretty liberal.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:58:27pm

Mad survival skills!

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Kilroy was here  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:59:17pm

re: #529 Dave In Austin

Mad survival skills!

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What are you talking about.. they’re all DEAD!

/s

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:59:33pm

re: #58 The Pie Overlord!

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:59:39pm

re: #508 b.d. (We’re on our own, Vote!)

cnbc.com

150 people work in my office…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 4:59:58pm

re: #516 William Lewis

As long as Kwik Trip has eggs, bread and potatoes, I will survive. Eggs for breakfast and rice for supper. Plenty of tea as well.

one of my neighbors has chickens for fresh eggs, another has beehives for honey.
I will have fresh fruit and veg if this goes on.
I also have farm equipment available for loan.
neighbors are also hunters, and there is a huge population of whitetail deer and turkeys on my 200 acre mostly managed-timber farm.

We’re in good shape

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Skip Intro  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:00:10pm

re: #506 Anymouse 🌹🎃

It can’t handle either one alone. I see no reason to think they’ll improve if the quantity of simultaneous disasters doubles.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:00:14pm

re: #527 John Hughes

I’m not patronising you, I’m pointing you to extremely important sociological work that tells you exactly who “these people” are.

(And once again, I’d like to apollogise for fucking up Altemeyer’s name. Sorry Bob).

It’s fine. It came off that way to me but it’s water under the bridge to me. I’ll give it a look. Hope it’s Kindle available. Thanks

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:00:21pm

re: #526 Rightwingconspirator

So, Prime…. Ok. Not paying for that but if this goes on for a significant amount of time, Prime may be in my future too.

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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:00:31pm

re: #521 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

That’s one I’d like to get into. I think I saw one of the actors in another series called Generation War. Lot of good foreign series on Netflix. Some good ones on Amazon too.

Have you seen JoJo Rabbit yet? Best use of the auf Deutsch version of Heroes yet.

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mmmirele  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:01:29pm

re: #370 teleskiguy

I have enough food for about 10 days in the house. Lots of beans and rice.

My brother is a (dilettante) prepper. He has a couple weeks of prepper food, which he’d prefer not to break into. He’s got two weeks of non-prepper food on hand. He generously (and without me asking) said that I could eat with them if things got bad. If things get that bad I’m picking up my important stuff (cat, laptops, monitors, surge protectors, phones, etc.) and moving in. I don’t think it will get that bad.

In the meantime, since we’re all practicing social distancing, I’ll probably eat over there a couple nights a week. I pointed out that if any one of us (me, Mom, him) got sick, we’d all have to self-quarantine. I hope that does not happen.

Right now I’m blasting ’80s hits.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:01:51pm

re: #537 William Lewis

Have you seen JoJo Rabbit yet? Best use of the auf Deutsch version of Heroes yet.

Yeah I did a couple weeks ago. Glad I did see that. I saw a fascinating Russian series set in Belarus called Hunting the Galitener.

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b.d. (We're on our own, Vote!)  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:03:14pm

re: #529 Dave In Austin

Mad survival skills!

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mmmmmm, crappie!

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:03:18pm

re: #261 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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re: #271 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

the minute after 11:59 AM is 12:00. After 11:59 PM it’s 00:00/blockquote>You missed a bit.

11:59AM… 12:00AM… 12:01PM.

I’ve never seen anybody use 0:00 with the 12 hour clock. Normally it’s 11:59 PM, 12:00 PM, 12:01 AM.

“The clocks were all striking 13”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:05:14pm

re: #533 Backwoods_Sleuth

most importantly, we and the neighbors make homebrew beer, wine, and (yes) we have a mini-still for clear likker.

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:06:26pm

re: #518 lawhawk

Disney+ just gave me a 2 week free trial. Mandalorian binge here I come.

And I am happy to admit that I will watch all those Disney princess movies. And all the stuff that you can’t normally see because they don’t release them to dvd or blu ray except to goose their profits with a new cut.

Frozen 2 was just released on Disney+ also. Wife just watched it today.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:07:03pm

re: #291 William Lewis

They seriously just don’t care. If it doesn’t put money in their pockets, it doesn’t matter.
Racism.
Greed.
Power.
The Holy Trinity of the GOP.

Like what I said, except with fucking pointers to the academic research that proves this is not just politics. It’s actually more nearly mental illness.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:07:33pm

re: #71 Charles Johnson

And it’s just as effective.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:10:19pm

Watching the debate mostly to be sure Biden is OK. Did I hear him cough?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:11:27pm

Watching the debate. re: #545 Anymouse 🌹🎃

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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:12:30pm

re: #538 mmmirele

Right now I’m blasting ’80s hits.

With the apocalyptic overtones today, that sounds like a good excuse for this one

Modern English - I Melt With You (Official Video)

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:12:33pm

Biden has an ad out using the “I don’t take responsibility” quip. Love it.

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:12:37pm

re: #342 Charles Johnson

Yikes, just looked at Amazon and it’s totally sold out of bottled water. All kinds, even the expensive Evian and Fiji water.

Ok, I get Flint and everything, but how do you get to be so stupidly pessimistic as to think that a pandemic is going to take your water supply out but also so optimistic as to think that a few packs of bottled water will get you through?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:12:42pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:12:52pm

::: watching It’s You I Like :::

Fred Rogers you are missed.

553
John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:13:24pm

re: #340 jaunte

One of our cats decided to pitch in to the common larder, and brought in a snake yesterday.

Well done that cat. Carry on.

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lawhawk  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:13:53pm

329 cases in NYC alone. 5 dead in NYC alone (which is 1.5% or 15x higher than the flu). The cases are growing exponentially, here and across the nation.

The NYC school closure has potential to close for the rest of the school year. Telelearning is possible, but if you don’t have a computer or internet connection, that’s not going to be possible. There’s a lot to shake out here.

Mall closures are going to be coming too, along with restaurants and bars.

If Trump thinks a fucking rate cut is going to juice the markets, he’s going to be in for a rude awakening. Rate cuts don’t stop a pandemic. Public health programs do - and he’s intent on still gutting those. Trump profits from the rate cut, not from public health programs. That’s what is driving this.

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Dread Pirate  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:14:23pm

Rough day in the Vatican.

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sagehen  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:14:50pm

re: #522 lawhawk

I may see about trying to binge on Babylon 5, if I can find it somewhere.

Please tell me that’s a rewatch, that you’ve seen it all the way through at least once already.

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Jay C  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:16:47pm

re: #510 lawhawk

And to follow up on my re: #449 : if you do use (or plan to use) a food-delivery service: order soon and give yourself some lead-time (if necessary). I just (after 1h45) got a call back from Fresh Direct: and yes indeed, they ARE booked up for the entire week. The best they could suggest was to wait til 12:01am: that’s when their system opens up the slots for the NEXT open day (i.e. 3/23). Really useful…..///

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lizardofid  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:17:55pm

Later Lizards, have a good evening!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:18:52pm

My school district has shifted its position slightly. They have cancelled all non-school use of the school’s facilities in Dalton and Gurley (next two villages south). School at this time still remains open. Future Farmers of America meetings, and district and statewide debate and speech competitions are also cancelled.

leytonwarriors.org (Leyton Public School, Dalton, Nebr.)

School is closed for the other school district serving my village (Bridgeport, the county seat).

This leaves the interesting problem in a town of 128 that half the students will go to school and the other half won’t.

We really need a statewide or federal coordinated response to this. Unfortunately, we’re run by conservatives.

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Jay C  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:18:52pm

re: #555 Dread Pirate

Rough day in the Vatican.

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I guess that explains the pic I saw online today of Pope Francis giving a benediction to an empty St. Peter’s Square (he’s the only one left??).

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Semper Fi  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:25:53pm

re: #465 Backwoods_Sleuth

just STFU already you yuge moron.
Governors and local officials are so far ahead of you …

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“Testing sights”
That darn spell-check will do it every time, huh, Trumper?

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John Hughes  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:32:11pm

re: #535 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

You can find the PDF on his site https://www.theauthoritarians.org/

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:36:17pm

re: #536 lawhawk

So, Prime…. Ok. Not paying for that but if this goes on for a significant amount of time, Prime may be in my future too.

Babylon 5 is not available on prime right now, so you don’t have to decide until later.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Mar 15, 2020 • 5:37:03pm

re: #562 John Hughes

You can find the PDF on his site https://www.theauthoritarians.org/

Thanks and no hard feelings once more just so you know we’re cool.

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BlueSpotinAL  Mar 15, 2020 • 6:13:33pm

re: #555 Dread Pirate

Rough day in the Vatican.

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A miracle! They have all been resurrected now.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 15, 2020 • 6:14:47pm

re: #565 BlueSpotinAL

A miracle! They have all been resurrected now.

they were just pining for the fjords

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Mar 15, 2020 • 6:18:30pm

re: #541 John Hughes

You missed a bit.

11:59AM… 12:00AM… 12:01PM.

I’ve never seen anybody use 0:00 with the 12 hour clock. Normally it’s 11:59 PM, 12:00 PM, 12:01 AM.

“The clocks were all striking 13”

We were referencing 24 hr clocks
There is no Am - PM

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unproven innocence  Mar 15, 2020 • 7:22:01pm

re: #550 John Hughes

Ok, I get Flint and everything, but how do you get to be so stupidly pessimistic as to think that a pandemic is going to take your water supply out but also so optimistic as to think that a few packs of bottled water will get you through?

Paul Ordos (famous mathematician) always kept a packed suitcase and “go baggage” handy. Maybe it’s like that.


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