The Bob Cesca Podcast: Linda Jong-Un

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Linda Jong-un — [Explicit Content] Buzz Burbank from Buzz Burbank News and Comment is here; What’s the deal with Kim Jong-un?; Senate Intelligence Committee confirms Russia attacked the election to help Trump; Steele Dossier wasn’t part of the investigation; Bill Barr won’t rule out Obama administration indictments before the election; Trump worsened the coronavirus death toll by 60 percent; The phenomenal dumbness of the astro-turf protesters; Brian Kemp is re-opening Georgia this week; Barr also considering charges against governors; More running-mate speculation; With music by Lizanne Knott and Rigorous Proof; and more!

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:00:47pm

I can’t take any more of this shit.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:01:56pm
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jaunte  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:02:17pm
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Barefoot Grin  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:07:28pm
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Citizen K  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:12:42pm

CL’d

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Charles Johnson  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:15:30pm

Couldn’t watch it today. Just couldn’t bring myself to do it.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:15:55pm

And I love a good train wreck as much as the next sick fuck.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:16:57pm

I try to turn it on right before the end so I can grab a pic of Trump leaving. I’m getting a nice collection of these. It makes me feel better to look at pictures of Trump leaving.

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jaunte  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:16:58pm

Today we learned the best way to torture Trump is to praise other people while he’s on public view.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:17:46pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

And I love a good train wreck as much as the next sick fuck.

Choose Life - Trainspotting (1/12) Movie CLIP (1996) HD

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Decatur Deb  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:18:19pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

And I love a good train wreck as much as the next sick fuck.

DNC should be paying for his bandwidth.

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Citizen K  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:22:57pm

In this week’s episode of “Performative Outrage”, Talcum X shows his ignorance of both the separation of powers and the definition of ‘Supermajority’.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:31:25pm

My son & Zedushka started watching a 2007 show on the Roku, “Pandemic” starring Faye Dunaway as the governor of California and a bunch of other people I never heard of. I watched it for a while and it is interesting to compare it to what we are experiencing now, but I want to throw a shoe through the screen at everybody for not social distancing.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:32:27pm

Faye Dunaway could play Dr. Birx.

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Kilroy was here  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:33:28pm

A Democratic member of the House or Senate should follow his daily shitshow with summary of what lies he has said. Maybe have their own experts to discuss the mixed messages and the reality of the situation.

Use his own stage show to burn him down.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:34:47pm
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EPR-radar  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:37:46pm

re: #360 lawhawk

I want him crushed.

I want McConnell crushed.

I want the GOP decimated at all levels of government. I want them run from office and forever stained with the Trumpist tag for being complicit in Trump’s criminal conduct, the incompetent handling of covid19, and the white nationalist policies he pushed with the knowing wink and nod of McConnell and congressional GOPers.

Fuck the GOP.

And that’s still not enough. I want a 50 state sweep. I want to see and make that happen. I want it to be completely and totally indisputable and undeniable. I want it beyond all doubt that Trump and the GOP got crushed.

Q: What is best in life?

A: To crush Republicans in elections, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their donors.

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Disloyal Archangel  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:38:20pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:39:51pm

re: #16 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Schrodingers Asshole.

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cat-tikvah  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:45:15pm

re: #17 EPR-radar

I want an extinction level election event.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:45:39pm

re: #19 Eclectic Cyborg

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Schrodingers Asshole.

This

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:57:40pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:58:28pm

re: #19 Eclectic Cyborg

Schrodingers Asshole.

Hey.

Can’t we all understand, just a little, the need to completely destroy all meaning and consistency in society rather than ever concede to fallibility or vulnerability?/

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gocart mozart  Apr 22, 2020 • 5:58:48pm

OK, here’s a tough one.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:01:33pm
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Citizen K  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:03:24pm

We’re doomed.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:03:52pm

re: #24 gocart mozart

OK, here’s a tough one.

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Moody Blues.

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William Lewis  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:04:11pm

re: #24 gocart mozart

OK, here’s a tough one.

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Moody blues, duh.

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William Lewis  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:06:35pm

Here’s another band name riddle.

On first.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:07:13pm

re: #26 Citizen K

We’re doomed.

As I said downstairs:
re: #304 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

JFC, it’s “Brownie” all over again
…

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jaunte  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:08:15pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:08:43pm

re: #26 Citizen K

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:11:13pm

re: #29 William Lewis

Here’s another band name riddle.

On first.

The Who.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:12:20pm
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Citizen K  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:13:24pm

re: #32 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

This is the result of fetishizing business experience as relevant experience for politics and political management. The idea of anything not having a bottom line of ‘profit above all’ is foreign to them.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:15:08pm

re: #35 Citizen K

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:15:36pm

re: #34 The Pie Overlord!

Besides Trump’s arrogant stupidity is the implication that SARS-Cov-2 is gone (required if a thing can “come back”).

However, the new cases statistics indicate that the infections in our population have only slowed, and frankly only by a little bit.

And in other countries which decided not to go the total-suppression route (note that China and South Korea went for total suppression, Singapore is trying to do that), new infections statistics indicate that newly infected are still happening even under lockdowns, albeit the lockdowns slow things down quite a bit.

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Cheechako  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:21:04pm

re: #32 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

JFC!!! This guy who helps dogs fuck is going to fuck us all.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:25:57pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:27:16pm

re: #38 Cheechako

Also, “labradoodle breeder” basically glosses out:

shameless capitalizer on pets-as-trends to the detriment of animals everywhere and probably has done some shady abusive shit to meet demand

…so he’s the perfect Trumpian pick.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:27:37pm

re: #24 gocart mozart

Moody blues.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:28:22pm
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jaunte  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:29:55pm
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mmmirele  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:32:01pm
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teleskiguy  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:34:53pm
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:38:34pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:39:05pm
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:41:28pm
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Dread Pirate  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:42:14pm
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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:42:57pm

The federal government’s $349 billion aid program for small businesses devastated by the coronavirus pandemic was advertised as first-come, first-served. As many business owners found out, it was anything but,” the New York Times reports.

“That’s because some of the nation’s biggest banks, including JPMorgan Chase, Citibank and U.S. Bank, prioritized the applications of their wealthiest clients before turning to other loan seekers

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:45:49pm

re: #42 The Pie Overlord!

How much difference?

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:49:55pm

re: #51 Rightwingconspirator

How much difference?

The dough was softer and not as stretchy to work with but the end result tastes just fine.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:51:53pm

re: #49 Dread Pirate

It’s all about appearances with these fucks.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:54:11pm
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jaunte  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:55:05pm
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Cheechako  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:56:19pm

Here’s an excellent graphic on the status of Covid-19 in Alaska as of noon today:

Tracking COVID-19 in Alaska

Note the “bell curve” for the various age groups.

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gocart mozart  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:57:40pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 22, 2020 • 6:59:37pm

re: #55 jaunte

Yep — One of my standard mantras: Where is Robespierre now that we need him?

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:00:42pm

Night Lizard.

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jaunte  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:00:56pm

re: #57 gocart mozart

The way you do the things you do.

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Jack Burton  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:04:48pm

re: #58 Hecuba’s daughter

Another thing the adults in the room need to investigate after January 20, 2021.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:04:58pm
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gocart mozart  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:14:24pm

This is just sad

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teleskiguy  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:18:25pm
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Dread Pirate  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:20:29pm

re: #63 gocart mozart

This is just sad

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Is he calling her an uppity minority?

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:26:02pm

This eBay listing gets an A for effort.

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Jack Burton  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:26:39pm

re: #64 teleskiguy

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OOPS

Finally someone said the one thing aloud that they *really really* weren’t supposed to.

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jaunte  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:28:04pm
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Patricia Kayden  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:29:09pm

re: #43 jaunte

What matters is the reaction of the government. The origins are irrelevant to how Trump mishandled the federal government’s response to a pandemic. Biden must emphasize that over and over again.

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Weaselone  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:29:47pm

re: #12 Citizen K

In this week’s episode of “Performative Outrage”, Talcum X shows his ignorance of both the separation of powers and the definition of ‘Supermajority’.

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Shaun and his hanger’s on are ignorant of how the government functions. They also attribute to spinelessness and malice on the Democrats’ part what is actually the result of the basic asymmetry between the two parties. Republicans are pretty much willing to burn everything down if they don’t get what they want. Democrats aren’t.

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Jack Burton  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:36:11pm

re: #38 Cheechako

JFC!!! This guy who helps dogs fuck is going to fuck us all.

Tremendous job Brownie!

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gocart mozart  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:42:36pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:43:12pm

Oh, Lord… I’m settling down, getting ready to fall asleep, and I read this headline:

V.P. Pence to visit Minnesota on Tuesday

And I can’t help but think, God damn it, just when we were about to get a handle on testing, he has to come out here and fuck it all up. Douchecanoe.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:45:35pm

re: #64 teleskiguy

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These weak-minded goobers invariably imagine that they will be part of the natural ruling elite in the feudal society they hope to establish. It’s really kind of amusing.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:46:01pm
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Mike Lamb  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:46:43pm

re: #57 gocart mozart

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Smokey Robinson

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stpaulbear  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:53:12pm

re: #73 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Oh, Lord… I’m settling down, getting ready to fall asleep, and I read this headline:

And I can’t help but think, God damn it, just when we were about to get a handle on testing, he has to come out here and fuck it all up. Douchecanoe.

I’m waiting for the feds to come in and try to seize all of Minnesota’s testing kits.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:53:19pm

GODDAMNEDFUCKINGTRUMP

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

They’re doling out the CARES money based on how much money the hospitals made.

Thread.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:54:07pm

re: #77 stpaulbear

I’m waiting for the feds to come in and try to seize all of Minnesota’s testing kits.

No wonder Governor Walz wanted to get that information out there as quickly as possible. Now that we have them, he wants them used and gone ASAP, before the feds can come pillage our stores.

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jaunte  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:54:11pm
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plansbandc  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:56:11pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

I can’t watch, listen or read anything he says anymore. My mental health is the worst it has been in my life. I can’t take the risk.

It’s my B’day eve, and I may actually make it to tomorrow.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 22, 2020 • 7:56:59pm

re: #81 plansbandc

I can’t watch, listen or read anything he says anymore. My mental health is the worst it has been in my life. I can’t take the risk.

It’s my B’day eve, and I may actually make it to tomorrow.

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plansbandc  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:05:03pm

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retired cynic  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:07:31pm

re: #81 plansbandc

Thinking of you, and hope you have a peaceful birthday celebration tomorrow, and don’t let the monsters get you down!

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William Lewis  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:08:01pm

re: #81 plansbandc

Hang in there as the wise kitten said.

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teleskiguy  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:10:49pm
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Belafon  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:15:55pm
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austin_blue  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:18:01pm

re: #24 gocart mozart

OK, here’s a tough one.

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I’m Just a Singer In a Rock and Roll Band.

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LadyBehir  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:18:56pm

Smart car alert! Anymouse ok?
fox10phoenix.com

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:19:31pm

re: #81 plansbandc

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Dread Pirate  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:25:45pm

*cough* Bolton *cough* ???

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mmmirele  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:31:32pm

re: #89 LadyBehir

Smart car alert! Anymouse ok?
fox10phoenix.com

That was a long-ass drive—60 miles or thereabouts. While Watson Rd is pretty close to the western edge of the Phoenix metro, you’d have to drive about 8 miles or more to get to the eastern edge of the metro. /This has been an exercise in demonstrating how big Phoenix is, or “why it feels like you’ve already driven halfway to California by the time you get past Buckeye if you’re driving from east Mesa.”

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plansbandc  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:37:18pm

re: #87 Belafon

I’m honestly appalled by my demographic.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:38:38pm

I want to get a haircut.* If I wear a mask, how is the barber supposed to cut my hair? If I don’t wear a mask, I pass around my virus. There is no method to be safe in this scenario. Fucking idiots.

* I really don’t want to get a haircut until it is safe.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:39:51pm

re: #83 plansbandc

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:42:33pm

re: #93 plansbandc

I’m honestly appalled by my demographic.

I completely agree.

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Jack Burton  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:42:49pm

re: #87 Belafon

Why is this hard to understand?

Government makes you stay at home for no reason at all, not even a bad one with no time or conditions for ending it. Tyranny.

Government makes you stay home because of a public health emergency with conditions for ending it, possibly even a timeline. Not tyranny.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:43:40pm

re: #94 I Would Prefer Not To

I want to get a haircut.* If I wear a mask, how is the barber supposed to cut my hair? If I don’t wear a mask, I pass around my virus. There is no method to be safe in this scenario. Fucking idiots.

* I really don’t want to get a haircut until it is safe.

Why hasn’t someone invented remote haircutting? If we can do heart surgery that way, hair cutting should be simple.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:43:43pm
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gocart mozart  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:53:42pm

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