Sheer Brilliance: Brad Mehldau, “After Bach” (Live at Philharmonie De Paris), Part 3

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Brad Mehldau performs the G Minor Fugue from Book II of Bach’s Well-Tempered Clavier and his own Three Pieces After Bach: II. Ostinato in the Grande Salle Pierre Boulez of the Philharmonie de Paris on April 2, 2018.

Brad Mehldau’s album ‘After Bach’ is available at smarturl.it

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Dread Pirate  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:45:39pm
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Interesting Times  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:46:55pm

Oooof:

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Jack Burton  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:50:50pm

re: #2 Interesting Times

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gocart mozart  Apr 22, 2020 • 8:58:55pm
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TarHellion  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:00:57pm

A brief flash that maybe the common-sense message is out there. One of my good friends is an ardent Republican (we’ve always to agreed to disagree). He’s mainly that way because of abortion .. whatev. Talked with him this evening. He is a leader in his Baptist church and thinks ANY re-opening is beyond ridiculous. Mind you we are in Republican Central in Western NC. He said the governor of Georgia is nuts, along with the governor of South Carolina. Also said his church is going to have to radically rethink how they do things, including Sunday school and the collection of offerings. Don’t get me wrong, I do not expect him to go with Biden in November. But this friend tells me that the Trumpian-Tea Party infection IS NOT going to counter common sense. Something about dying seems to be holding sway … for now.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:01:57pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:07:20pm

re: #5 TarHellion

Agreed. Look, consumer confidence is a fickle bitch in good times. We are 95% vulnerable. Just because the doors are open has never guaranteed customers. We are all germophobes now. As we get ongoing waves people will vote with their feet. By the fireplace at home. Browsing Amazon, ordering delivery of something nice to eat.

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austin_blue  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:15:05pm

The Neimen Marcus Group is expected to file for bankruptcy protection tomorrow or Friday.

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Interesting Times  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:16:14pm

re: #5 TarHellion

A brief flash that maybe the common-sense message is out there. One of my good friends is an ardent Republican (we’ve always to agreed to disagree). He’s mainly that way because of abortion .. Something about dying seems to be holding sway … for now.

Perhaps he’s one of those GOPers who’s at least somewhat less hypocritical about that whole “pro-life” thing.

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ckkatz  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:19:32pm

Just because…

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Bacterial Girl - Featuring Mary In Ann Arbor

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Teukka  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:24:50pm

Happy Earth Day everyone!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:29:05pm

hi.

My county’s Internet service was out for about two days. It was deemed nonessential by the telephone company to restore it right away (read we don’t make them enough money).

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Targetpractice  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:30:45pm

re: #12 Anymouse 🌹🏡

hi.

My county’s Internet service was out for about two days. It was deemed nonessential by the telephone company to restore it right away (read we don’t make them enough money).

Welcome back. We kept your seat warm.

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Mattand  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:36:26pm

re: #5 TarHellion

A brief flash that maybe the common-sense message is out there. One of my good friends is an ardent Republican (we’ve always to agreed to disagree). He’s mainly that way because of abortion .. whatev. Talked with him this evening. He is a leader in his Baptist church and thinks ANY re-opening is beyond ridiculous. Mind you we are in Republican Central in Western NC. He said the governor of Georgia is nuts, along with the governor of South Carolina. Also said his church is going to have to radically rethink how they do things, including Sunday school and the collection of offerings. Don’t get me wrong, I do not expect him to go with Biden in November. But this friend tells me that the Trumpian-Tea Party infection IS NOT going to counter common sense. Something about dying seems to be holding sway … for now.

I guess, good for him if he’s not defending Trump, but honestly, so what? I’m not trying to be combative, but from what you’ve said, he and his flock are not likely going to vote Biden, or any other Democrat. At best, we have to hope that instead of doing the right thing, enough people like your preacher buddy will sit out the POTUS vote, and that maybe will get Biden in office?

I know I’m being a hard ass, but unless these “sane” conservatives say they voting for Biden, their sudden attacks of common sense just don’t mean anything.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:41:06pm

re: #13 Targetpractice

Welcome back. We kept your seat warm.

LOL.

I saw the comment on the previous thread about the guy in the Smart being chased by the police in Phoenix. I can’t imagine what he was thinking.

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Targetpractice  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:46:26pm

McConnell to States: FOAD

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:48:38pm

Nebraska’s new positive case rate has taken a plunge over the last few days. The high was +190 three days ago, today it was +50.

nebraska.maps.arcgis.com

Total: 1,813 (+165 since yesterday, nearly 10% of all cases since this started)
Deaths: 45 (+12 since yesterday, over 25% of all deaths since this started)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:51:13pm

re: #17 Anymouse 🌹🏡

That said, over the last few days the number of new tests plunged, from 1,105 Monday to 307 today.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:54:27pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 9:58:59pm

1,500 square foot garage? That’s bigger than my house.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:00:42pm

re: #20 Anymouse 🌹🏡

1,500 square foot garage? That’s bigger than my house.

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Their second home is 1,500 sqft, not the garage.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:01:24pm

Now, their second home is the size of the house I grew up in.

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cat-tikvah  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:03:10pm

re: #21 Belafon

I have a no square foot garage.
House was built in late 1940’s. Garage had been converted into a room in the house (yes, with paneling) when we bought it.
I confess we put an addition on the house after 15 years. Original 9 x 13 kitchen got a bit too snug.

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:03:32pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:06:26pm

re: #16 Targetpractice

McConnell to States: FOAD

Federal law since 1937 permits municipalities to declare bankruptcy. States have never been permitted to declare bankruptcy. Mitch is also shoveling bullshyte.

csg.org

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:07:57pm

re: #25 Anymouse 🌹🏡

fixed the above.

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teleskiguy  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:11:14pm
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Dr Lizardo  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:12:22pm

Good morning, all. Well, morning here in Europe.

So I saw from the last thread that Azar’s deputy, apparently one that Trump likes, is a former dog breeder and thinks his experience as a dog breeder is somehow useful or relevant to the current situation.

Now, I was going to make a crack about the former chicken farmer*, Heinrich Himmler, and how I’m sure he believed his experience in chicken farming was somehow useful and relevant to (checks notes) creating the Aryan “master race” but…..I just can’t.

It’s a shitshow, an F5 shitnado of complete incompetence at the worst possible moment.

Good luck everyone. You’re gonna need it.

*he graduated with a degree in agronomy from what is now the Technical University of Munich

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Targetpractice  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:14:01pm

re: #25 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Federal law since 1937 permits municipalities to declare bankruptcy. States have never been permitted to declare bankruptcy. Mitch is also shoveling bullshyte.

csg.org

He’s apparently “open” to changing the law to allow states to declare bankruptcy. And is trying to play the “deficit card,” whining after he and the WH ransacked the Treasury for 3 years running that suddenly spending is “out of control” and he won’t support taking money from “future generations” to pay for state pension funds.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:17:40pm

re: #21 Belafon

Their second home is 1,500 sqft, not the garage.

Thanks. My second home is zero square feet, as is my garage.

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Jack Burton  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:21:02pm

re: #20 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Somehow I got off on a tangent on Twitter from this post deep in to the “Biden is a Rapist” suburb of Berniestan.

I feel like I got COVID just reading that thread.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:24:20pm

re: #29 Targetpractice

He’s apparently “open” to changing the law to allow states to declare bankruptcy. And is trying to play the “deficit card,” whining after he and the WH ransacked the Treasury for 3 years running that suddenly spending is “out of control” and he won’t support taking money from “future generations” to pay for state pension funds.

And the Supreme Court would strike down any such law as unconstitutional. It is directly counter to Article 1 Section 10 of the Constitution.

Moreover, any state government which proposed a bankruptcy would get slaughtered by their voters (perhaps literally). All state assets (parks, roads, schools, state buildings, police forces, &c) would go on the auction block to settle debts.

The last time there was a shitshow over state debt was the Republic of Texas’s debt. The State of Texas inherited that.

The Texas State Historical Society has an interesting article on the thirty-plus year crapfest that everyone from holders of Republic debt, holders of Republic currency, state bonds, &c went through to settle that debt.

tshaonline.org

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Belafon  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:25:02pm

If they came over to my house, I would just let them cook. And I’d record it.

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Targetpractice  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:28:37pm

re: #32 Anymouse 🌹🏡

And the Supreme Court would strike down any such law as unconstitutional. It is directly counter to Article 1 Section 10 of the Constitution.

Moreover, any state government which proposed a bankruptcy would get slaughtered by their voters (perhaps literally). All state assets (parks, roads, schools, state buildings, police forces, &c) would go on the auction block to settle debts.

The last time there was a shitshow over state debt was the Republic of Texas’s debt. The State of Texas inherited that.

The Texas State Historical Society has an interesting article on the thirty-plus year crapfest that everyone from holders of Republic debt, holders of Republic currency, state bonds, &c went through to settle that debt.

tshaonline.org

It also doesn’t really help his case that it was just 5 years ago that he and the rest of the Senate Repubs chose to throw more money at Puerto Rico than alter the law to allow them access to bankruptcy courts. And (of course), he and the Repubs are portraying this as an issue that only really applies to blue states, when the reality is that the list of states that would be first in line at bankruptcy court would be almost universally red.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:40:06pm

Took the cat for a stroll this morning.

Domesticated?
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:44:15pm

re: #34 Targetpractice

It also doesn’t really help his case that it was just 5 years ago that he and the rest of the Senate Repubs chose to throw more money at Puerto Rico than alter the law to allow them access to bankruptcy courts. And (of course), he and the Repubs are portraying this as an issue that only really applies to blue states, when the reality is that the list of states that would be first in line at bankruptcy court would be almost universally red.

Yup. Plus, if you were a vendor or contractor for the state and it somehow declared bankruptcy, I imagine you would demand to be paid 100% upfront for your product or services. The state might issue bonds to run a deficit, but no one would buy them.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:45:37pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 10:57:51pm

re: #37 Dread Pirate

Nebraska’s prisons have been overcrowded for years, and now the novel coronavirus is starting to circulate through them.

The state refuses to release it’s so-called action plan to protect prisoners (other than banning visitors), so the ACLU is now in court to force the state to release that.

Republican legislators are resisting calls to release non-violent offenders.

Nebraska officials resist calls to release some inmates early amid coronavirus pandemic (April 5)
ACLU files action to obtain Nebraska’s plan to protect inmates from coronavirus (both articles are at the Omaha World-Herald)

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Targetpractice  Apr 22, 2020 • 11:11:18pm

re: #36 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Yup. Plus, if you were a vendor or contractor for the state and it somehow declared bankruptcy, I imagine you would demand to be paid 100% upfront for your product or services. The state might issue bonds to run a deficit, but no one would buy them.

Except we both know that that’s all secondary to Mitch’s thinking. The primary concern for him and his buddies is breaking the back of the public unions. As well as forcing states to sell off assets that his buddies in the private sector generally can’t get at directly. Of course, the big selling point to his base is the idea that the only states in danger are blue ones, that red states are all models of “fiscal conservatism” and wouldn’t dare turn their backs on their public unions.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 22, 2020 • 11:13:04pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 11:14:25pm

Locally:

pphd.org (Panhandle Public Health District)

One new case in Cheyenne County (next county south of me), a man in his sixties.
One new case in Scott’s Bluff County (next county west of me), a man in his forties.

Five of the twelve counties in the district (the non-Panhandle county of Grant is also in our district) have confirmed cases.

Total tests: 814
Confirmed: 39
Recovered: 21
Deaths: 0

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Dread Pirate  Apr 22, 2020 • 11:20:12pm

Mexico has reached the logarithmic growth stage.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 11:20:52pm

Time for me to make dinner. A gourmet treat tonight, Tuna Helper.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 22, 2020 • 11:50:14pm

It turns out the ersatz drive-in theatre here at the Legacy of the Plains Museum has become a huge hit in the area.

Thursday through Saturday they are showing the 2006 film Night at the Museum (Wikipedia).

First fifty cars in get free popcorn.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:04:12am
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Teukka  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:14:20am
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Dread Pirate  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:34:45am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:36:54am

re: #5 TarHellion

Don’t get me wrong, I do not expect him to go with Biden in November. But this friend tells me that the Trumpian-Tea Party infection IS NOT going to counter common sense. Something about dying seems to be holding sway … for now.

I know that there is nothing that can get these people to vote Democratic but at least something that will dampen their rabid enthusiasm to turn out at the polls as they did in 2016.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:37:57am

re: #12 Anymouse 🌹🏡

hi.

My county’s Internet service was out for about two days. It was deemed nonessential by the telephone company to restore it right away (read we don’t make them enough money).

That says a lot about any future that rural America might have in coming years…

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:51:13am

Watching Czech news here this morning, and we’ve managed the R0 to 0.74.

So, now we will begin a controlled return to normalcy. We’ll still have to wear masks in public locations, but it means that shopping centers and other venues can begin opening over the next four weeks. Cinemas will re-open, and they’re working on maximum capacity and distancing.

So…..slowly but surely, life’s getting back to a bit of normal. Wearing those facemasks helped in controlling the spread of the infection. The plan here still is a “controlled burn” through the population, but done in such a way as not to overwhelm the healthcare system. The top Czech epidemiologist said that we’ll have to accept that SARS-CoV-2 is simply a fact of life now, and we’ll just have to get used to an elevated mortality rate during the traditional cold and flu season as well as any additional complications COVID-19 might throw our way (that’s rather typical brutal Czech pragmatism). He’s doubtful a vaccine will be found, at least not in the next 24 months.

And that’s that.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:53:38am

re: #50 Dr Lizardo

In Germany, the number of new cases is sinking and the rate of doubling is now over 20 days.

But plans still seem to be to maintain restrictions on large public gatherings until end of August.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:55:26am

re: #50 Dr Lizardo

The plan here still is a “controlled burn” through the population, but done in such a way as not to overwhelm the healthcare system.

That’s the strategy that most nations are taking.

China went for suppression in Hubei. South Korea went for suppression and have almost succeeded.

But Trump wants to fast burn, burn the place down appears to be his and his follower’s desire.

They don’t care if the hospitals become so overwhelmed that any other malady has to be ignored.

Or… maybe Trump is planning DEATH PANELS, just sending the Covid-19 patients to barracks to die horrible deaths?

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ericblair  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:55:46am

re: #49 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

That says a lot about any future that rural America might have in coming years…

Just to make sure everybody remembers that a certain Mrs Clinton was going to try to fix that: HILLARY CLINTON’S BROADBAND-FOR-ALL PLAN FACES HURDLES.

Apparently the “hurdle” was that the plan was ambitious.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:56:36am

re: #53 ericblair

Just to make sure everybody remembers that a certain Mrs Clinton was going to try to fix that: HILLARY CLINTON’S BROADBAND-FOR-ALL PLAN FACES HURDLES.

Apparently the “hurdle” was that the plan was ambitious.

She just wanted to be able to send her e-mails faster…

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:58:52am

re: #51 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

In Germany, the number of new cases is sinking and the rate of doubling is now over 20 days.

But plans still seem to be to maintain restrictions on large public gatherings until end of August.

Here, the restrictions on large public gatherings are planned to be lifted around the same time, end of August, so that means the big summer music festivals are almost certainly cancelled for this year. As to opening the borders completely for foreign tourists, they’re going to see how the situation develops in the neighboring countries. If things settle down better in Germany, they’ll re-open the border; same with Austria. They’re also getting serious pressure to do so….Czech Republic is an export economy and there’s tons of Czechs in the border regions who work outside the country and they need to do something to let those people get back to work ASAP.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 1:06:22am

re: #55 Dr Lizardo

Here, the restrictions on large public gatherings are planned to be lifted around the same time, end of August, so that means the big summer music festivals are almost certainly cancelled for this year.

Even after restrictions are removed, I imagine people will be staying away from crowded events and places like festivals, cineplexes, theme parks, concert and sports venues in large numbers: it will hardly be economically worthwhile for those sites to reopen.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 1:12:15am

re: #56 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Even after restrictions are removed, I imagine people will be staying away from crowded events and places like festivals, cineplexes, theme parks, concert and sports venues in large numbers: it will hardly be economically worthwhile for those sites to reopen.

Oh, not Czechs. They’ll turn out en masse once that’s allowed. They love that sort of thing, especially music festivals and sports venues. They’re incredibly social people, even if it might not look that way on the surface.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 1:16:27am

re: #57 Dr Lizardo

Oh, not Czechs. They’ll turn out en masse once that’s allowed. They love that sort of thing, especially music festivals and sports venues. They’re incredibly social people, even if it might not look that way on the surface.

Getting out and socializing has a broad range of possibilities: crowding into a beer tent, a cruise ship, concert venue, etc., will probably not be as popular as the less contact-intense alternatives.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 1:31:52am

Heh.

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electrotek  Apr 23, 2020 • 2:08:45am

Can anyone name a country where both the left and the right (including the far-left and far-right factions) were united on a major issue that shaped their nation since the turn of the millennium?

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Decatur Deb  Apr 23, 2020 • 2:09:06am

This week’s I-10 tornado front is getting fired up near Baton Rouge. That’s the third one in 11 days. Reports of 2 dead in this edition. We’re good in AL until this afternoon, but everyone along that latitude needs to stick their heads out the window today.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 23, 2020 • 2:10:41am

re: #60 electrotek

Can anyone name a country where both the left and the right (including the far-left and far-right factions) were united on a major issue that shaped their nation since the turn of the millennium?

Nickleback.

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electrotek  Apr 23, 2020 • 2:11:02am

re: #62 Decatur Deb

Nickleback.

I said country, not issue lol

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teleskiguy  Apr 23, 2020 • 2:12:48am

re: #61 Decatur Deb

Footage of the fatal tornado you speak of in Oklahoma yesterday, just north of Lake Texoma. It got deadly big in a matter of seconds.

CLOSE TORNADO TEARS THROUGH TOWN - Madill Oklahoma 4-22-20

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 23, 2020 • 2:15:27am

re: #33 Belafon

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If they came over to my house, I would just let them cook. And I’d record it.

Lasagna with garlic bread and a green salad. Beer or wine upon request.

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electrotek  Apr 23, 2020 • 2:18:23am

re: #60 electrotek

Can anyone name a country where both the left and the right (including the far-left and far-right factions) were united on a major issue that shaped their nation since the turn of the millennium?

I would say France circa 2003. The Iraq War galvanized the entire country into a united front on their opposition to Bush’s adventures. Not even Trump could have accomplished such a feat (unless he were to invade Iraq again or Syria).

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Decatur Deb  Apr 23, 2020 • 2:20:11am

re: #64 teleskiguy

Footage of the fatal tornado you speak of in Oklahoma yesterday, just north of Lake Texoma. It got deadly big in a matter of seconds.

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The northern end of that front is messing with Birmingham now. The hottest part trails SW, still in Louisiana. Like they need more grief.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 2:48:37am

Hundreds of Alberta infections linked to meat-processing plant (Global News)

Since this article came out, one person has died from the outbreak.

More at the link:

High River has become a hot spot for COVID-19 in Alberta, with hundreds of infections, including staff at a long-term care home, tied to one of Canada’s largest slaughterhouses.

Health officials said that as of Friday, 358 cases in High River and elsewhere in the region were linked to the Cargill facility. Many of the workers at the Cargill Ltd. plant are new immigrants or temporary foreign workers, whose jobs and shared living spaces make them especially vulnerable to infection. At least one worker is on a ventilator, the union for the plant says, and others are struggling with serious illnesses.

Cargill is a major employer in High River, a bedroom community of roughly 13,000 people located a half-hour drive south of the Calgary city limits. About 2,000 people work there and the facility supplies about 40 per cent of the beef processed in Western Canada.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 3:19:24am
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Targetpractice  Apr 23, 2020 • 3:23:48am

re: #69 Anymouse 🌹🏡

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 3:25:08am

re: #65 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Lasagna with garlic bread and a green salad. Beer or wine upon request.

Big pot of green chili with beans and salad…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 3:38:35am
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 23, 2020 • 3:42:20am

re: #5 TarHellion

A brief flash that maybe the common-sense message is out there. One of my good friends is an ardent Republican (we’ve always to agreed to disagree). He’s mainly that way because of abortion .. whatev. Talked with him this evening. He is a leader in his Baptist church and thinks ANY re-opening is beyond ridiculous. Mind you we are in Republican Central in Western NC. He said the governor of Georgia is nuts, along with the governor of South Carolina. Also said his church is going to have to radically rethink how they do things, including Sunday school and the collection of offerings. Don’t get me wrong, I do not expect him to go with Biden in November. But this friend tells me that the Trumpian-Tea Party infection IS NOT going to counter common sense. Something about dying seems to be holding sway … for now.

The polling shows the overwhelming majority of the people, Democrat, independent and Republican, do not want to reopen prematurely.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 3:43:44am

Uhhh …

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Targetpractice  Apr 23, 2020 • 3:49:42am

re: #74 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Uhhh …

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Well, technically, it’s not a military dictatorship but an autocratic one under the Kims.

Not that there would be much functional difference, except the dickhead in charge would have some measure of military experience.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:00:08am

If the Russians were paying pissant Esper to disable the US Navy, what would he have done differently? Nothing.
If they were paying astroturfers to increase the coronavirus death toll into the millions, what would the anti-lockdown protestors be doing differently? Nothing.
If they were paying conspira-liars like Alex Jones to sabotage anti-virus precautions, what would HE be doing differently? Nothing.

We have to settle with these traitors when this is over. It will be ugly but it is our moral duty to bring them to justice.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:00:24am

Wingnut Christian apologist Rick Wiles wants to seize Bill Gates’s wealth, saying there will be “blood in the streets” over Gates’s support of vaccination. (caution for coarse language, 21:24, goes to Utah Outcasts)

Rick Wiles Wants to Seize Bill Gates’ Wealth

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:01:49am

re: #74 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Uhhh …

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Kim holds the rank of Marshal in the NK armed forces.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:03:47am

re: #78 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Kim holds the rank of Marshal in the NK armed forces.

And Trump is Commander-in-Chief of our armed forces. I don’t think that either of them have any sort of practical military experience or training (except DT’s time in a private military academy)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:07:30am

re: #79 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

And Trump is Commander-in-Chief of our armed forces. I don’t think that either of them have any sort of practical military experience or training (except DT’s time in a private military academy)

Commander-in-Chief is a civilian title, which is meant to reinforce the idea the military is subservient to the elected government.

law.cornell.edu

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:09:38am

What Happened to the KGB When the Soviet Union Folded?

Since the Soviet Union itself ceased to exist back in 1991, you might assume that the KGB vanished with it. Indeed, after the hammer-and-sickle flag on the Kremlin was replaced by the tricolor of the Russian Federation that nation’s first president, Boris Yeltsin, dismantled the agency and dispersed its functions among various other parts of the new government. In reality, though, intelligence experts say the KGB never really went away. Instead, like spies often do, it simply has resurfaced with a different name, FSB, whose letters stand in Russian for Federal Security Service. And today, with a former KGB agent and FSB head named Vladimir Putin as the head of state, the organization once known as the KGB seems to have regained much of its old reach and power.

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steve_davis  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:09:41am

re: #29 Targetpractice

He’s apparently “open” to changing the law to allow states to declare bankruptcy. And is trying to play the “deficit card,” whining after he and the WH ransacked the Treasury for 3 years running that suddenly spending is “out of control” and he won’t support taking money from “future generations” to pay for state pension funds.

pretty sure states declaring bankruptcy doesn’t have anything to do with “the law.” they’re entities that have the ability to set tax policy. they can’t declare bankruptcy because constitutionally they’re fully able to raise taxes to offset expenses, or just drastically curtail services.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:17:00am

re: #79 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

And Trump is Commander-in-Chief of our armed forces. I don’t think that either of them have any sort of practical military experience or training (except DT’s time in a private military academy)

Kim’s rank, Wonsu (usually translated as Marshal) is a military rank rather than a civilian title and has its own insignia. It has been held by officers who were not heads of state. There is a higher rank, Generalissimo of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, to which Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il were posthumously promoted.
Wonsu is also a theoretical rank in the South Korean armed forces, equivalent to US five star rank, though there have never been any ROK Wonsu.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:17:11am

re: #82 steve_davis

pretty sure states declaring bankruptcy doesn’t have anything to do with “the law.” they’re entities that have the ability to set tax policy. they can’t declare bankruptcy because constitutionally they’re fully able to raise taxes to offset expenses, or just drastically curtail services.

Yup, as noted in #32, it is unconstitutional for a state to declare bankruptcy. It has never been legal.

On the formation of the republic, the federal government assumed all the debts of the former colonies.

Funding Act of 1790 (Wikipedia)

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Ming5000  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:21:12am

re: #14 Mattand

Agree. At this point, any and all Republicans are dead to me. Friends, family… everyone.
The holier than thou, bony hands clutched to the chest, “kindly, “church going”, GOP neighbors are all MAGA, in my book.
They will have to prove me wrong with actions.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:21:34am

re: #83 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
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Generalissimofo!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:24:09am

re: #52 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

That’s the strategy that most nations are taking.

China went for suppression in Hubei. South Korea went for suppression and have almost succeeded.

But Trump wants to fast burn, burn the place down appears to be his and his follower’s desire.

They don’t care if the hospitals become so overwhelmed that any other malady has to be ignored.

Or… maybe Trump is planning DEATH PANELS, just sending the Covid-19 patients to barracks to die horrible deaths?

Trump isn’t planning at all; he is just reacting day to day, hoping it will somehow go away. What a shitshow.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:25:06am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:34:05am

re: #85 Ming5000

Agree. At this point, any and all Republicans are dead to me. Friends, family… everyone.
The holier than thou, bony hands clutched to the chest, “kindly, “church going”, GOP neighbors are all MAGA, in my book.
They will have to prove me wrong with actions.

These days we don’t care why a German citizen voted for the Nazi Party: Whether they voted to restore Germany’s greatness, because of economic anxiety, end gridlock in Berlin, &c. We call them “Nazis.”

“Republican” needs to carry the same weight when we get on the other side of this.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:34:43am

re: #47 Dread Pirate

Yeast is harder to find than flour. I haven’t seen yeast on the shelves in weeks. Flour is usually in short supply but yeast is non existent.

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Alephnaught  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:41:53am

(Reference to a certain song by TLC.)

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:42:23am

re: #90 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Yeast is harder to find than flour. I haven’t seen yeast on the shelves in weeks. Flour is usually in short supply but yeast is non existent.

Baking powder, too.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:46:14am

re: #81 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

What Happened to the KGB When the Soviet Union Folded?

This thread directly relates. Read the whole thing. It’s fascinating (in a not great way).

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ericblair  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:47:38am

re: #77 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Wingnut Christian apologist Rick Wiles wants to seize Bill Gates’s wealth, saying there will be “blood in the streets” over Gates’s support of vaccination. (caution for coarse language, 21:24, goes to Utah Outcasts)

So, he’s getting his nutcase supporters acclimatized to the idea of seizing billionaires’ wealth if they turn out to be bad for society. Ok.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:47:47am

re: #90 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Yeast is harder to find than flour. I haven’t seen yeast on the shelves in weeks. Flour is usually in short supply but yeast is non existent.

Adding to this, Whole Foods had 1-lb bricks of SAF yeast. King Arthur Flour had these online. I recommend getting the biggest package of yeast that you can. Active dry is the most practical. It will keep for a long time in a cool place, or even the freezer.

I can bake just because I have yeast. (Whether I have the emotional state to do so, OTOH….:O)
(Now, if only baking powder could be preserved like that…)

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Ming5000  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:49:04am

re: #90 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Yeast is harder to find than flour. I haven’t seen yeast on the shelves in weeks. Flour is usually in short supply but yeast is non existent.

Luckily my store in Michigan has yeast. So far.

Last summer I made dill pickles for the first time. They just use wild yeast from the air, and it worked wonderfully. (I think it is yeast that does the pickling.. could be bacteria?)

I just saw some articles about sourdough starter. It uses wild yeast from the air too. I never knew this pre-Covid.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:50:24am

re: #81 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

What Happened to the KGB When the Soviet Union Folded?

I was working in Russia immediately after the collapse of the USSR and we had a couple of colleagues who still hung onto their Communist Party cards.

I asked one of them why he would wish to be associated with an organization that had clearly wound up on the ash-heap of history and he replied: “Мы победим” (We will prevail)

And he was pretty much right.

Just declare bankruptcy, pay pennies on the dollar and reorganize under a different name.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:50:45am

re: #92 Sherlock Hound

Baking powder, too.

Both baking powder and baking soda have been pretty readily available both here and in MI.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:55:43am

re: #96 Ming5000

Luckily my store in Michigan has yeast. So far.

Last summer I made dill pickles for the first time. They just use wild yeast from the air, and it worked wonderfully. (I think it is yeast that does the pickling.. could be bacteria?)

I just saw some articles about sourdough starter. It uses wild yeast from the air too. I never knew this pre-Covid.

I don’t do sourdough because it is too much work, but I’m surprised that wild yeast is recommended for new bakers. When I first started baking bread for myself around 20 years ago, wild yeast was not recommended because it was too inconsistent. There were prepared yeast cultures you could buy (also from King Arthur).

The disadvantage of sourdough yeasts (besides flavor, which not everyone cares for) is that you must maintain the culture every day. It’s only practical if you make bread daily. Sourdough excels at that, since you use old dough (“biga”) to feed new dough, continually.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:56:47am

McConnell, black hearted bastard that he is, would love to steal the pensions of millions of retired state and local gov’t employees who worked for decades for them. But the GOP can’t allow state and local governments to completely collapse in an election year, especially when they insist the states have to take the lead in fighting the pandemic, so a deal will be struck to deliver federal dollars to the states which will be desperately needed. slate.com

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:58:14am

re: #90 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Yeast is harder to find than flour. I haven’t seen yeast on the shelves in weeks. Flour is usually in short supply but yeast is non existent.

Narrator - there are yeasts in sourdough starter
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 23, 2020 • 4:59:04am

re: #95 Sherlock Hound

re: #96 Ming5000

Online anything from the US is a no go for me. After today it’s unlikely I’ll be returning to my mail stop any time soon as the border is closed to non essential travel. ☹️

Hopefully I’ll be able to accomplish everything I need to do today.

I’ve personally never, ever been able to work with yeast. I’ve tried multiple times and it never foams. I gave my bottle to my SIL on Monday. And today, if it’s in stock, I ordered a bunch of packets for her (the bottles are out of stock). We’ll see how today goes.

She’s also doing a sourdough starter so she may not even need yeast.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:00:17am

re: #96 Ming5000

Luckily my store in Michigan has yeast. So far.

Last summer I made dill pickles for the first time. They just use wild yeast from the air, and it worked wonderfully. (I think it is yeast that does the pickling.. could be bacteria?)

Various lactic acid producing bacteria are what creates the sour aspect of pickling. The shit-ton of salt is the preservative.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:04:42am

re: #99 Sherlock Hound

I don’t do sourdough because it is too much work, but I’m surprised that wild yeast is recommended for new bakers. When I first started baking bread for myself around 20 years ago, wild yeast was not recommended because it was too inconsistent. There were prepared yeast cultures you could buy (also from King Arthur).

The disadvantage of sourdough yeasts (besides flavor, which not everyone cares for) is that you must maintain the culture every day. It’s only practical if you make bread daily. Sourdough excels at that, since you use old dough (“biga”) to feed new dough, continually.

I’m not a fan of sourdough myself.

SIL has a friend who kept the starter going for 60 years. When she’d go on vacation she put it in the fridge where it “went to sleep”. (We had a lengthy discussion about yeast on Monday when I couldn’t get any for her. Mom is living with her now so I’ve been doing their shopping so they stay safe.)

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:13:37am

re: #14 Mattand

I guess, good for him if he’s not defending Trump, but honestly, so what? I’m not trying to be combative, but from what you’ve said, he and his flock are not likely going to vote Biden, or any other Democrat. At best, we have to hope that instead of doing the right thing, enough people like your preacher buddy will sit out the POTUS vote, and that maybe will get Biden in office?

I know I’m being a hard ass, but unless these “sane” conservatives say they voting for Biden, their sudden attacks of common sense just don’t mean anything.

The one I know in that area (NC) will vote Trump even though he has stated that Trump is an asshole. His focus is getting more conservative judges appointed. Thus, my belief is that he is just fine with GOP policy and actions, but doesn’t like Trump as a person or leader.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:17:30am

re: #29 Targetpractice

He’s apparently “open” to changing the law to allow states to declare bankruptcy. And is trying to play the “deficit card,” whining after he and the WH ransacked the Treasury for 3 years running that suddenly spending is “out of control” and he won’t support taking money from “future generations” to pay for state pension funds.

And this is the same bunch that are trying to destroy the USPS by *requiring* it to fully fund pensions far in advance. No principles or integrity involved here folks, just using whatever tools are available to destroy what they want destroyed.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:20:59am

So, in a bit of interesting news I’m watching on Czech TV, the Czech Constitutional Court has just ruled that the state of emergency was issued in violation of the Czech constitution, and they’ve given the Czech government until Monday to remedy the situation, or it will be considered annulled.

Interestingly, the ruling clears the way for private businesses to file a class-action lawsuit for monies lost during the shutdown, which began on 16 March. Potentially, the government could be on the hook for hundreds of billions of Czech crowns.

An unexpected development, to say the least - and as you can imagine, the Czech government right now is absolutely shitting themselves. Apparently, these geniuses never bothered to consult with constitutional lawyers before declaring the state of emergency.

Oops.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:21:26am

re: #39 Targetpractice

Except we both know that that’s all secondary to Mitch’s thinking. The primary concern for him and his buddies is breaking the back of the public unions. As well as forcing states to sell off assets that his buddies in the private sector generally can’t get at directly. Of course, the big selling point to his base is the idea that the only states in danger are blue ones, that red states are all models of “fiscal conservatism” and wouldn’t dare turn their backs on their public unions.

Leveling the playing field for all states means to level them to the ground in terms of infrastructure, etc. And the bonus gravy is allowing the various US oligarchs in waiting to grab stuff as the states auction it off. (And why do I think the various GOP dominated states would be fine with selling off the state assets? Just call it a hunch.)

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:22:37am

re: #43 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Time for me to make dinner. A gourmet treat tonight, Tuna Helper.

I used to like making the Tuna Helper pot pie option. Gave it up years back due to sodium and carb content.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:25:33am

re: #50 Dr Lizardo

Watching Czech news here this morning, and we’ve managed the R0 to 0.74.

So, now we will begin a controlled return to normalcy. We’ll still have to wear masks in public locations, but it means that shopping centers and other venues can begin opening over the next four weeks. Cinemas will re-open, and they’re working on maximum capacity and distancing.

So…..slowly but surely, life’s getting back to a bit of normal. Wearing those facemasks helped in controlling the spread of the infection. The plan here still is a “controlled burn” through the population, but done in such a way as not to overwhelm the healthcare system. The top Czech epidemiologist said that we’ll have to accept that SARS-CoV-2 is simply a fact of life now, and we’ll just have to get used to an elevated mortality rate during the traditional cold and flu season as well as any additional complications COVID-19 might throw our way (that’s rather typical brutal Czech pragmatism). He’s doubtful a vaccine will be found, at least not in the next 24 months.

And that’s that.

I personally am not in favor of a “controlled burn” since that eventually includes catching the virus while being in a risk group for being seriously worked over by it. So while the rest of society might go near-normal (which in the US is even farther in the future) I will be staying in semi-isolation as long as feasibly possible and hoping for an effective vaccine to be developed.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:28:32am

re: #110 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I personally am not in favor of a “controlled burn” since that eventually includes catching the virus while being in a risk group for being seriously worked over by it. So while the rest of society might go near-normal (which in the US is even farther in the future) I will be staying in semi-isolation as long as feasibly possible and hoping for an effective vaccine to be developed.

Nor do we have any data on how long one remains immune, and there are indications that people can be re-infected…

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stpaulbear  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:30:15am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:35:44am

re: #112 stpaulbear

For Anymouse from the WaPo:

How a family-owned Nebraska bank became a leader on coronavirus loans

That’s an interesting article; thanks.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:37:21am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:42:19am

re: #114 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Idaho Anti-Vaxxer Mom Is The Rosa Parks Of Exposing Children To Deadly Viruses

NAACP:

National Association for the Advancement of Corona Patients

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ozharas  Apr 23, 2020 • 5:55:39am

Australia had 12 people diagnosed yesterday, New Zealand had 3, and our governments are contemplating a trans-Tasman travel bubble in the next few months.

Both countries have been in a lockdown for weeks now.

theage.com.au

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plansbandc  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:00:16am

Yeah! It’s B’day!

After noting how much the environment is improving with the majority of us sheltering in place, a friend posted this poem by Sara Teasdale:

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground,
And swallows calling with their shimmering sound;

And frogs in the pools singing at night,
And wild plum-trees in tremulous white;

Robins will wear their feathery fire
Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;

And not one will know of the war, not one
Will care at last when it is done.

Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly;

And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:02:11am

re: #117 plansbandc

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:07:18am

Nebraska added hospital capacity to its “dashboard” of Covid-19 information:

Total beds: 4,288
ICU beds available: 42%
Hospital beds available: 47%
Ventilators available: 78%
nebraska.maps.arcgis.com

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:10:48am

re: #90 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Yeast is harder to find than flour. I haven’t seen yeast on the shelves in weeks. Flour is usually in short supply but yeast is non existent.

The Aldi near me carries it.

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jeffreyw  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:13:09am

Good morning!

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Shropshire Slasher  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:16:53am

re: #117 plansbandc

Happy Burfday! And many many more.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:17:46am

My wingnut state senator has an opinion piece in the regional paper saying basically Dr. Fauci’s projections and scientific models are “flawed” and are desperately trying to spin the lower death predictions on social distancing.

Dr. Anthony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx are now trying to convince the American public that social distancing is the reason for these drastically revised numbers and that they should somehow be credited for these diminished numbers. However, it defies common sense to attribute social distancing as the reason for a decline from 2.2 million down to 60,000. Instead, the initial projection was intentionally set high in order to make these carryover bureaucrats from the Clinton and Obama administrations look credible once the actual numbers came in. These two physicians acted immorally when they advised the President to implement a policy that was based upon flawed models.

starherald.com

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:18:30am

re: #117 plansbandc

Yeah! It’s B’day!

After noting how much the environment is improving with the majority of us sheltering in place, a friend posted this poem by Sara Teasdale:

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground,
And swallows calling with their shimmering sound;

And frogs in the pools singing at night,
And wild plum-trees in tremulous white;

Robins will wear their feathery fire
Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;

And not one will know of the war, not one
Will care at last when it is done.

Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly;

And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.

I always associate that poem with the Ray Bradbury short story of the same name that is part of “The Martian Chronicles”.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:19:59am

God designed the coronavirus in your anti-science religion, Senator Dipshit.

God designed the human body with the ability to form a natural defense against these kinds of viruses. That natural defense system produces the antibodies we need to fight the coronavirus. The mitigation procedures that we’ve currently set in place actually work against the body’s natural defenses. This is why we prefer the second option.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:20:33am

re: #123 Anymouse 🌹🏡

My wingnut state senator has an opinion piece in the regional paper saying basically Dr. Fauci’s projections and scientific models are “flawed” and are desperately trying to spin the lower death predictions on social distancing.

starherald.com

Next step in the apologetic blame game by the Trumpists. Someone else’s fault still, and now 50,000-100,000 dead is “acceptable” since the “flawed models” predicted more.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:21:11am

Fuque you, Senator Erdman.

Now it is time to liberate Nebraska…we need to get back to living and making a living.

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:23:17am
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Shropshire Slasher  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:23:38am

I have never found a use for my Keurig machine at work until now during the pandemic. I always used to go out to Cumberland Farms gas station and get coffee, not anymore. Two pods later a perfect cup of weak coffee from my Keurig.

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:23:58am
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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:25:44am
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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:27:25am
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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:28:21am

re: #117 plansbandc

Happy Birthday.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:29:37am

re: #117 plansbandc

re: #124 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

“There Will Come Soft Rains” - Budet Laskovyj Dozhd

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:29:42am

Post by a Facebook friend:

I need to apologize to everyone. It’s my fault that we are all in this Stay at Home position. For the first time ever, I bought the year-long popcorn refillable bucket from the movie theater.

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lawhawk  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:31:12am

re: #88 Backwoods_Sleuth

I think I’m going to head down to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over!

Shaun’s Plan Of Action | Shaun Of The Dead

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:32:08am

re: #131 Belafon

Wow, there’s a whole bunch of racists and bigots in that thread.

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:34:21am

re: #137 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Wow, there’s a whole bunch of racists and bigots in that thread.

Saw that. Decided to ignore most of them.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:36:14am

Usama bin Laden is trending on Twitter.

Apparently FOX had an article claiming bin Laden wanted to kill Obama so a “totally unprepared” Biden would become President.

It’s about as moronic as you might think, and sprinkled with conservative doses of racism.

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:39:12am

re: #139 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Usama bin Laden is trending on Twitter.

Apparently FOX had an article claiming bin Laden wanted to kill Obama so a “totally unprepared” Biden would become President.

It’s about as moronic as you might think, and sprinkled with conservative doses of racism.

So, for all of Obama’s mastery of being president, the one thing he would have flubbed was picking someone who could take his place?

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:40:18am

re: #140 Belafon

So, for all of Obama’s mastery of being president, the one thing he would have flubbed was picking someone who could take his place?

Of course ignoring that one reason Biden was picked for VP was his foreign policy knowledge and experience.

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:40:25am

re: #127 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Now it is time to liberate Nebraska…we need to get back to living dying and making me a living.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:40:52am

re: #90 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Yeast is harder to find than flour. I haven’t seen yeast on the shelves in weeks. Flour is usually in short supply but yeast is non existent.

LOL I have like a year’s supply of yeast since I bake mostly sourdough which doesn’t require yeast.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:42:03am

re: #117 plansbandc

Happy Birthday.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:42:32am

As I mentioned earlier, the courts here ruled that the state of emergency wasn’t properly declared - and the slippery government did it for a reason….and now they’ve been busted.

According to the court, the problem (mainly) is that the government didn’t issue the emergency regulations under the Crisis Act, but rather, on the basis of the Public Health Protection Act. The difference is that under the Crisis Act, people and companies are entitled to compensation, while under the Public Health Protection Act, they are not. The government was trying to get out of paying compensation - and as per the court ruling, they can’t legally do that.

So now the government has a rather critical choice to make - either drop the whole thing, or re-issue the Emergency Act using the Crisis Act and compensate business owners and individuals…..and as a government analyst speaking to Czech TV just noted, such a move would mean hundreds of billions of crowns, blowing up the country’s economy.

This is what happens when a government tries to play fast and loose with the rules, even though this is an emergency situation.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:43:27am

re: #145 Dr Lizardo

Made a typo…..please reload that comment.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:45:10am

re: #90 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Yeast is harder to find than flour. I haven’t seen yeast on the shelves in weeks. Flour is usually in short supply but yeast is non existent.

Around here (and, I’ve heard, elsewhere), bakeries are selling flour as well as bread, since the shortage is not flour, but the new way it needs to be distributed. Maybe it would be possible to get yeast from them too.

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lawhawk  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:46:22am
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:49:25am

Hmm. The mid-morning cat doldrums is not the usual each cat off somewhere napping by themselves. It’s cloudy and cool out, so maybe they just want a change of pace.

Chat Noir is napping on my lap. A newish development going along with his kidney issues and loss of weight. Arguably the warmest spot in the house.

Fat Cat is perched on the back of my office chair and leaning her 14 lbs of weight directly against the back of my neck. I could lean forward and let her slip, but figure the claws would come out as she scrambled back up.

Tuxedo Cat was last seen nestled down in the comforter on the bed.

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Mattand  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:53:41am

re: #125 Anymouse 🌹🏡

God designed the coronavirus in your anti-science religion, Senator Dipshit.

As much as everyone shits on NJ, one of our pluses is a noticeable dearth of these kind of ignorant bible-humpers.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:55:39am

re: #150 Mattand

As much as everyone shits on NJ, one of our pluses is a noticeable dearth of these kind of ignorant bible-humpers.

Or are they there and simply don’t get the local media coverage they seem to covet?

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 23, 2020 • 6:59:17am

re: #121 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

Western good morning!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:01:54am

re: #126 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Next step in the apologetic blame game by the Trumpists. Someone else’s fault still, and now 50,000-100,000 dead is “acceptable” since the “flawed models” predicted more.

We are going to hit 50k tomorrow, and with a headless, floundering federal government, it’s going to soar way over 100k before we have a vaccine ready.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:02:45am

re: #130 Belafon

Amid pockets of protest, only 12% of Americans say efforts to slow the spread of COVID-19 go too far. About twice as many say they don’t go far enough.

Numbers mean nothing. Who are the true Christian, Free-Market Patriots and who are the Muslim-atheist socialist traitors?

/

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:04:29am

re: #154 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Numbers mean nothing. Who are the true Christian, Free-Market Patriots and who are the Muslim-atheist socialist traitors?

/

Patriotic seniors are eager to die for their country; just ask Dan Patrick!

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:07:36am
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lawhawk  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:08:07am
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Mattand  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:08:12am

re: #151 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Or are they there and simply don’t get the local media coverage they seem to covet?

Possible, but I’ve lived here for 46 of my 53 years. If they were a major problem like they are in other states, I’d probably see and hear from them on a regular basis.

I’d like to think our lack of religious-based restrictions on abortion access is a good bellwether of that.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:08:25am

This is so fucked up:

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Mattand  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:09:36am

re: #157 lawhawk

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Fucking physical distancing, how does it work?

Oh, it works like that! Carry on, ICP.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:10:16am

re: #157 lawhawk

Insane Clown Posse is more responsible than Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp

Test kits, how do they work?

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:10:21am

mistermix has a good article up about Andrew Cuomo’s daily press conferences. Yesterday’s included a great quote from The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire:

When the freedom they wished for most was freedom from responsibility, then [they] ceased to be free.

balloon-juice.com

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Jay C  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:11:10am

re: #154 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Numbers mean nothing. Who are the true Christian, Free-Market Patriots and who are the Muslim-atheist socialist traitors?

/

And the only polls that matter are those on the first Tuesday of November.
By which time the political paladins of that Patriotic 12% will have spent billions of dollars on campaign advertising (funding which NEVER seems to be hard to obtain) trying to convince the rest of us that they were “ right all along”, and that any negative consequences to the country from the COVID-19 virus were, as they always have had to be, Someone Else’s fault…..

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:12:19am

re: #163 Jay C

And the only polls that matter are those on the first Tuesday of November.
By which time the political paladins of that Patriotic 12% will have spent billions of dollars on campaign advertising (funding which NEVER seems to be hard to obtain) trying to convince the rest of us that they were “ right all along”, and that any negative consequences to the country from the COVID-19 virus were, as they always have had to be, Someone Else’s fault…..

They are working hard on an action plan to ensure that they get enough EC votes to pull this one off…

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:12:39am

re: #163 Jay C

And the only polls that matter are those on the first Tuesday of November.
By which time the political paladins of that Patriotic 12% will have spent billions of dollars on campaign advertising (funding which NEVER seems to be hard to obtain) trying to convince the rest of us that they were “ right all along”, and that any negative consequences to the country from the COVID-19 virus were, as they always have had to be, Someone Else’s fault…..

Which will be ineffective if a vaccine isn’t found by then.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:18:44am

Markets: how do they work?

answer: definitely not to the consumer’s favor

BBC:

Coronavirus: Drivers being ‘ripped off for petrol’

…The price of oil has crashed in recent days, leaving the wholesale price of petrol bobbing around the 16p a litre mark, according to the AA.

But the average pump price for unleaded has remained around the £1.10 mark, inching only slightly below that this week…

….the average pump price is higher because retailers say they need to charge 10p a litre more to offset the lower volumes of fuel they are selling,” said the AA’s fuel spokesperson Luke Bosdet…”

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:19:32am

re: #153 NO SMOCKING GUN!

We are going to hit 50k tomorrow, and with a headless, floundering federal government, it’s going to soar way over 100k before we have a vaccine ready.

Almost like we should start measuring the death rate by using the seating capacity of stadiums…

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lawhawk  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:20:07am

re: #166 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

When oil prices rise, they spike immediately and stay there. When prices collapse, the lag between the collapse and the price at the pump is noticeable and lasting.

It’s not a coincidence. It’s how the energy companies maximize their profits.

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:26:24am

re: #166 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Markets: how do they work?

answer: definitely not to the consumer’s favor

BBC:

Coronavirus: Drivers being ‘ripped off for petrol’

…The price of oil has crashed in recent days, leaving the wholesale price of petrol bobbing around the 16p a litre mark, according to the AA.

But the average pump price for unleaded has remained around the £1.10 mark, inching only slightly below that this week…

….the average pump price is higher because retailers say they need to charge 10p a litre more to offset the lower volumes of fuel they are selling,” said the AA’s fuel spokesperson Luke Bosdet…”

Generally that’s a bad thing, but, as the article points out, how many of the smaller places would survive with lower prices?

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jeffreyw  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:26:55am

re: #152 A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!

Western good morning!

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Good morning! Tho I think those are wespelicans.

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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:29:26am

re: #148 lawhawk

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Yeah, we got a little snow out here for a while, too.

My wife said she’s going all Karen and wants to speak to the manager of 2020.

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:33:32am

re: #171 makeitstop

Yeah, we got a little snow out here for a while, too.

My wife said she’s going all Karen and wants to speak to the manager of 2020.

I wonder if, with fewer cars being driven and fewer airplanes being flown, if there has been a noticable change in the weather. I remember reading stuff about how the power outage in the north east that one year (fewer ozone alerts required), and 9/11 grounding flights (slight changes in min/max temps), led to brief changes in weather patterns.

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Jay C  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:34:20am

re: #168 lawhawk

When oil prices rise, they spike immediately and stay there. When prices collapse, the lag between the collapse and the price at the pump is noticeable and lasting.

It’s not a coincidence. It’s how the energy companies maximize their profits.

Though some quick(ish) calculations show that that pump price is about the equivalent of $5.45/gallon: how much of that is going to be taxes? I know “European” fuel prices are generally (often hugely) more expensive than they are here, but taxation (and the costs of maintaining a retail distribution network) is typically a big part of it. As a matter of policy, usually

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:37:03am

Ammon Bundy Leads Protest At Home Of Idaho Cop Who Arrested Anti-Vaxxer (Huffington Post)

Notorious militiaman and anti-government extremist Ammon Bundy led protesters Tuesday evening outside the Meridian, Idaho, home of a police officer they claimed had unlawfully arrested an anti-vaccination conspiracy theorist earlier that day.

Bundy — best known for leading the armed militia occupation of Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in 2016 — shared a video on Facebook showing him and dozens of protesters standing outside the home of the Meridian Police Department officer.

“There was a woman at a park with her children and she was arrested!” Bundy screams at the four or five cops standing in the driveway, watching guard over their fellow officer’s home. “Completely inappropriate.”

Bundy was referencing the arrest, earlier that day, of Sara Walton Brady, a prominent Idaho anti-vaxxer who staged a protest at a Meridian playground shuttered due to town measures to slow the spread of COVID-19.

(more)

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Disloyal Archangel  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:42:10am

re: #167 Eric The Fruit Bat

Almost like we should start measuring the death rate by using the seating capacity of stadiums…

Yankee stadium is listed as having a capacity of 50,291.
I’ve used it in the past to reference crowd sizes in that ballpark figure, should get the horrible point across here as well…

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:43:33am

re: #175 Disloyal Archangel

Yankee stadium is listed as having a capacity of 50,291.
I’ve used it in the past to reference crowd sizes in that ballpark, should get the horrible point across here as well…

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That’s great because numbers are too abstract and distant for most people. A visual image will work much better.

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Shropshire Slasher  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:47:27am

Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks.

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plansbandc  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:48:57am

re: #124 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

One of my faves!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:50:13am

But his emails…

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Mike Lamb  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:53:00am

re: #174 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Ammon Bundy Leads Protest At Home Of Idaho Cop Who Arrested Anti-Vaxxer (Huffington Post)

(more)

It fucking angers me every time I see that guy isn’t in a cell.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:54:22am

re: #180 Mike Lamb

It fucking angers me every time I see that guy isn’t in a cell.

And now he feels vindicated and empowered to do shit like this…

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wrenchwench  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:54:49am

re: #180 Mike Lamb

It fucking angers me every time I see that guy isn’t in a cell.

He’s persistently working on it, though.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:55:10am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:55:20am

re: #182 wrenchwench

He’s persistently working on it, though.

THIS. At the rate he’s going, his luck is bound to run out sometime.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:56:25am

re: #184 Eclectic Cyborg

THIS. At the rate he’s going, his luck is bound to run out sometime.

If it does, Trump will just pardon him and bestow a Freedom Medal on him while he is at it…

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wrenchwench  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:57:40am

re: #185 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

If it does, Trump will just pardon him and bestow a Freedom Medal on him while he is at it…

From the cell next door.

Sorry, had an attack of optimism, there.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:58:53am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 7:58:56am

re: #185 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

If it does, Trump will just pardon him and bestow a Freedom Medal on him while he is at it…

I’m hoping Bundys luck won’t run out until at least the first few months of the Biden Administration because hey, we’re being optimistic right?

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:01:49am

re: #184 Eclectic Cyborg

THIS. At the rate he’s going, his luck is bound to run out sometime.

Somewhere around January 22, 2021.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:02:18am

For the second time this week, our town is under 70+ MPH wind, with a likely second tornado headed for the S side. Obviously the wrong flavor of churches there.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:03:04am

OOPS. just clocked winds at 105.

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LadyBehir  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:03:27am

Don’t know if this has been posted here before but I have heard the sentiment.

Libs own guns, too!
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:03:35am

re: #190 Decatur Deb

For the second time this week, our town is under 70+ MPH wind, with a likely second tornado headed for the S side. Obviously the wrong flavor of churches there.

Wow, stay safe, Mr. Deb.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:04:29am

re: #190 Decatur Deb

For the second time this week, our town is under 70+ MPH wind, with a likely second tornado headed for the S side. Obviously the wrong flavor of churches there.

Yikes, stay safe out there.

That’s one advantage to living near the Gulf of Mexico. It usually keeps most of the serious tornado activity well north of here. The tornadoes we do get are the ones hurricanes drag in with them.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:04:30am

re: #193 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Wow, stay safe, Mr. Deb.

Worst is past our side, didn’t even tear up the garden (yet).

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:04:46am

re: #170 jeffreyw

Good morning! Tho I think those are wespelicans.

If they fail to catch fish they become pelicants.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:10:43am

Our storm front is trucking through, now heading for Albany GA, one of the worst CV19 hotspots in that state.

As it clears, damage reports are surfacing—looks like tornado damage in the S part of our county.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:11:32am

Off to the general store and post office.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:16:54am

re: #177 Shropshire Slasher

Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks.

+1
now get out ;-)

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Teddy's Person  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:19:31am

re: #117 plansbandc

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:23:14am

re: #194 Eclectic Cyborg

Yikes, stay safe out there.

That’s one advantage to living near the Gulf of Mexico. It usually keeps most of the serious tornado activity well north of here. The tornadoes we do get are the ones hurricanes drag in with them.

at least with hurricanes we get a week’s warning (most of the time)

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calochortus  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:23:33am

re: #104 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I’m not a fan of sourdough myself.

SIL has a friend who kept the starter going for 60 years. When she’d go on vacation she put it in the fridge where it “went to sleep”. (We had a lengthy discussion about yeast on Monday when I couldn’t get any for her. Mom is living with her now so I’ve been doing their shopping so they stay safe.)

I used to make sourdough. You can also take a couple tablespoons of your starter, smear it on waxed paper or something, and when it has dried, wrap it up and put it in the freezer. It will be OK for a year. It takes a while to reconstitute it, because the amount you start with is so small, but it works.

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calochortus  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:25:59am

re: #117 plansbandc

Yeah! It’s B’day!

Have a happy, stress free birthday!

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Disloyal Archangel  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:27:11am
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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:33:51am

re: #172 Belafon

I wonder if, with fewer cars being driven and fewer airplanes being flown, if there has been a noticable change in the weather. I remember reading stuff about how the power outage in the north east that one year (fewer ozone alerts required), and 9/11 grounding flights (slight changes in min/max temps), led to brief changes in weather patterns.

My wife isnsists that that is why temperatures haven’t warmed up. Less cars/planes, less cO2, less heat. I’m not sure if I completely buy it, though. Might just be a cold Spring.

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mmmirele  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:36:03am

Apparently #KPopisOverParty is trending and one of my Calvinista Dudebros decided to weigh in and call KPop stars “not masculine.” Some KPop fans are giving him a bit of grief.

I’m annoyed. I misspelled “Calvinista.” *sigh*

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:36:56am

i made a comment the other day about the USPS.
that no one has considered that the government itself so very highly relies on it and so delivery costs would skyrocket for every federal agency, including the most obvious IRS.

imagine spending 8.50 with Fedex to send a $2.00 tax refund, etc. parts of government budgets would explode. they cant not send your refund. nor an audit notice, or other agencies and legal notices, etc.

outside of government, who gets hit the hardest if the usps shutters - ie who relies on it? seniors, rural areas, and small businesses. you know, “the base”.

anymouse and other rural dwellers rely on the USPS for medications. they know shutting it down would be a disaster for them. They’d have to drive quite a distance (50-100 miles) to wherever the nearest pharmacy or VA or other source might be while also weighing the risk of (now) contracting corona on the outing.

while as the market and private enterprise rules all, ups, fedex etc could simply decide a bunch of states are just not profitable.

it would be disastrous for the R’s if they axed the usps.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:38:01am

re: #206 mmmirele

Apparently #KPopisOverParty is trending and one of my Calvinista Dudebros decided to weigh in and call KPop stars “not masculine.” Some KPop fans are giving him a bit of grief.

I’m annoyed. I misspelled “Calvinista.” *sigh*

Those who have no real idea of what something means: patriotism, Christianity, masculinity, are the ones who cling the most desperately to arbitrary cultural symbols associated with them: flags, Bibles, guns, etc…

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:39:33am

re: #207 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

i made a comment the other day about the USPS.
that no one has considered that the government itself so very highly relies on it and so delivery costs would skyrocket for every federal agency, including the most obvious IRS.

imagine spending 8.50 with Fedex to send a $2.00 tax refund, etc. parts of government budgets would explode. they cant not send your refund. nor an audit notice, or other agencies and legal notices, etc.

outside of government, who gets hit the hardest if the usps shutters - ie who relies on it? seniors, rural areas, and small businesses. you know, “the base”.

anymouse and other rural dwellers rely on the USPS for medications. they know shutting it down would be a disaster for them. They’d have to drive quite a distance (50-100 miles) to wherever the nearest pharmacy or VA or other source might be while also weighing the risk of (now) contracting corona on the outing.

while as the market and private enterprise rules all, ups, fedex etc could simply decide a bunch of states are just not profitable.

it would be disastrous for the R’s if they axed the usps.

Unfortunately there would be a lot of pain, expense, and annoyance inflicted before the base realized that they’d been screwed over and that the situation would need to be modified or reset. And I expect that a rebuilding of the USPS (or equivalent) would be done with the usual suspects dragged kicking and screaming all the way.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:39:53am

re: #204 Disloyal Archangel

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the examples are probably limitless

i am all out of quelle surprises to give

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:40:42am

re: #208 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Those who have no real idea of what something means: patriotism, Christianity, masculinity, are the ones who cling the most desperately to arbitrary cultural symbols associated with them: flags, Bibles, guns, etc…

Grasping symbols without understanding, really believing, or following the principles and responsibilities that come with the ideals underlying those symbols.

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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:40:51am

This is brutal.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:43:17am

re: #209 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Unfortunately there would be a lot of pain, expense, and annoyance inflicted before the base realized that they’d been screwed over and that the situation would need to be modified or reset. And I expect that a rebuilding of the USPS (or equivalent) would be done with the usual suspects dragged kicking and screaming all the way.

there would be great motivation to build ‘the trump federal postal service” in a matter of weeks

his name on every local post office!

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calochortus  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:43:29am

re: #209 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Unfortunately there would be a lot of pain, expense, and annoyance inflicted before the base realized that they’d been screwed over and that the situation would need to be modified or reset. And I expect that a rebuilding of the USPS (or equivalent) would be done with the usual suspects dragged kicking and screaming all the way.

I doubt local businesses would like it much either. Weekly grocery store mailers, sale flyers, etc. Gone. Sure, you could email people, if you had their email and it was current, and they hadn’t moved, but if you’re running a special on window washing or something in a given area, forget it.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:44:09am

re: #184 Eclectic Cyborg

THIS. At the rate he’s going, his luck is bound to run out sometime.

Yep. This know nothing idiot is going to find out the hard way that just because he skated on the Bundy ranch and Malheur National Wildlife Refuge standoff, law enforcement is eventually going to say enough is enough and take his dumb ass down. Hard.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:50:09am

re: #214 calochortus

I doubt local businesses would like it much either. Weekly grocery store mailers, sale flyers, etc. Gone. Sure, you could email people, if you had their email and it was current, and they hadn’t moved, but if you’re running a special on window washing or something in a given area, forget it.

small businesses - another big part of ‘the base’

that’s why it’ll never happen
they’ll scream, rant rave, posture, spin, and pontificate
and then they’ll fund it like always
but only just enough to keep the issue afloat (like abortion)
so they can rinse repeat again next time

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John Hughes  Apr 23, 2020 • 8:55:05am

re: #12 Anymouse 🌹🏡

hi.

My county’s Internet service was out for about two days. It was deemed nonessential by the telephone company to restore it right away (read we don’t make them enough money).

Damn but I’m glad i live in a country that understand that capitalism is good and unregulated capitalism is not capitalism.

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Citizen K  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:00:05am

This is a good look.

I’m so glad outlets like the New York Times promoted the protests against her and manufactured a supermassive “popular uprising” against her. No, really, extremely helpful, guys.

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:00:17am

This Twitter thread:

Tracks with my own personal experience. Moscow in ‘07, Ukraine ‘08, Kazakhstan ‘09, Georgia, Azerbaijan & Bulgaria ‘10, back to Kiev in 2011-2013.

The KGB melded with the vor in the Organizatsyone, took over the Russian government, and have been operating since then in a combined-warfare mode against the West.

Trump is their tool. Their little puppet.

Intelligence professionals know this. But what do they do? Especially when Fox, Hate Radio & Breitbart all lie to ~46% of America about him?

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:03:09am

re: #215 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Yep. This know nothing idiot is going to find out the hard way that just because he skated on the Bundy ranch and Malheur National Wildlife Refuge standoff, law enforcement is eventually going to say enough is enough and take his dumb ass down. Hard.

Come to a cop’s personal house, spouting wild-eyed rhetoric, and things will get … kinetic … in short order.

Ammon Bundy may suffer a drunk-driving accident real soon. And every officer on the scene will sign off on the accidental nature. The coroner will list the official cause of death as “Voluntary intoxication - Accident.”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:07:59am

re: #218 Citizen K

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This is a good look.

I’m so glad outlets like the New York Times promoted the protests against her and manufactured a supermassive “popular uprising” against her. No, really, extremely helpful, guys.

Is it possible we could see a U.S. State remove their own Governor because she dared to actually follow the advice of medical experts during a health crisis?

Has this country really gone that far off the rails?

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Citizen K  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:16:56am

re: #221 Eclectic Cyborg

Is it possible we could see a U.S. State remove their own Governor because she dared to actually follow the advice of medical experts during a health crisis?

Has this country really gone that far off the rails?

Thankfully, I think the governor can only be removed by recall? That doesn’t preclude any other actions the legislature could try and pull on her, but I don’t believe the GOP holds veto proof majority in any of the state houses. It’s still just…

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:19:22am

re: #218 Citizen K

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This is a good look.

I’m so glad outlets like the New York Times promoted the protests against her and manufactured a supermassive “popular uprising” against her. No, really, extremely helpful, guys.

12%
eff em

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:20:52am

re: #221 Eclectic Cyborg

Is it possible we could see a U.S. State remove their own Governor because she dared to actually follow the advice of medical experts during a health crisis?

Has this country really gone that far off the rails?

theyll call it something else
so yes

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:22:16am

re: #221 Eclectic Cyborg

Is it possible we could see a U.S. State remove their own Governor because she dared to actually follow the advice of medical experts during a health crisis?

Has this country really gone that far off the rails?

It’ll turn out like the Senate investigation into the IC corruption in declaring that the Russians were interfering in the election.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:23:11am

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John Hughes  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:25:07am

re: #33 Belafon

You just found out all these aunties and uncles …

Uh, they’re younger than I am.

Dunno, how’s about a nice Tiep bou dienn? But that wouldn’t work if we “just” found out, hum…

Yunno what? If they don’t tell us they’re coming in advance I think my wife would have some pretty strong words.

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:26:40am

re: #227 John Hughes

Uh, they’re younger than I am.

Dunno, how’s about a nice Tiep bou dienn? But that wouldn’t work if we “just” found out, hum…

Yunno what? If they don’t tell us they’re coming in advance I think my wife would have some pretty strong words.

I suspect you’re given enough warning to prepare something.

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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:27:23am

Heads up for Stones fans - since their tour is on ice for now, they’re dropping a new song called ‘Living in a Ghost Town’ on YouTube at 2:00 Eastern.

The Rolling Stones - Living In A Ghost Town (Official Video)

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:28:12am

Trumporrhoid of the Day

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:35:20am

re: #230 The Pie Overlord!

Do I even want to know what a “Boogaloo Boy” is?

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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:40:32am

re: #231 Eclectic Cyborg

Do I even want to know what a “Boogaloo Boy” is?

‘Boogaloo’ is White Supremacist shorthand for the Second Civil War.

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William Lewis  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:40:58am

re: #231 Eclectic Cyborg

Do I even want to know what a “Boogaloo Boy” is?

Particular form of stupid that refers to “Civil War Mark II” as variations on the movie title “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo” with as much racism packed in as possible.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:42:45am

I’m back.

I WON THE LOTTO!!! ($2)

We also got our primary ballots in the mail. I think I’m going to write-in Joe Biden. /s

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jeffreyw  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:43:06am
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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:46:17am

I NEED VIDEO, STAT.

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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:48:08am

Here it is. Drag him, Gov.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:48:26am

re: #233 William Lewis

Particular form of stupid that refers to “Civil War Mark II” as variations on the movie title “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo” with as much racism packed in as possible.

So it’s even dumber than I thought it was. Figures.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:49:32am

re: #220 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Come to a cop’s personal house, spouting wild-eyed rhetoric, and things will get … kinetic … in short order.

Ammon Bundy may suffer a drunk-driving accident real soon. And every officer on the scene will sign off on the accidental nature. The coroner will list the official cause of death as “Voluntary intoxication - Accident.”

Not likely. Idiots like him WANT to go out in a blaze of glory. He’ll be stupid enough to try and pull a weapon on an officer during a traffic shot and get killed. That way he becomes a martyr to the cause.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:50:11am

So, here in Czech Republic, establishments up to 2,500 m2 (26,900 sq. ft.) will be open from Monday, April 27, provided they are establishments with their own entrance - IOW, not in shopping malls - as well as driving schools, gyms and fitness centers, libraries, and zoos and botanical gardens without indoor pavilions. Just announced by the Prime Minister here.

Starting on 11 May, shopping malls will also re-open, as well as restaurants and cafeterias with a service window and a outdoor garden (no sit-down restaurants just yet), pedicure/manicure shops, barbershops, massages centers, etc., as well as galleries and exteriors of castles and chateaux throughout the country.

For the most part…..back to normal. Still have to wear facemasks on public transportation and stores must provide disinfectant wipes and hand disinfectant dispensers at the entrances and people inside should maintain social distancing, which I’m already seeing in many places.

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stpaulbear  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:52:55am

re: #239 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Not likely. Idiots like him WANT to go out in a blaze of glory. He’ll be stupid enough to try and pull a weapon on an officer during a traffic shot and get killed. That way he becomes a martyr to the cause.

Or maybe he gets sick from Coronavirus and dies. Not much glory there.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:52:57am

re: #205 makeitstop

My wife isnsists that that is why temperatures haven’t warmed up. Less cars/planes, less cO2, less heat. I’m not sure if I completely buy it, though. Might just be a cold Spring.

This hasn’t gone on long enough to significantly affect CO2 levels.

co2.earth

CO2 levels are still going up, though not as rapidly.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 23, 2020 • 9:53:33am

Cuomo ain’t having McConnell’s “bankruptcy” bullshit:

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:00:49am

re: #243 Barefoot Grin

Cuomo ain’t having McConnell’s “bankruptcy” bullshit:

The only red states which pay more than they receive are Utah and Nebraska.

rockinst.org

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jaunte  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:01:26am
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:02:37am

re: #241 stpaulbear

Or maybe he gets sick from Coronavirus and dies. Not much glory there.

Poetic justice though.

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jaunte  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:05:12am

Missed this yesterday.

Jim Jordan is completely insufferable.

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mmmirele  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:05:47am

re: #220 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Come to a cop’s personal house, spouting wild-eyed rhetoric, and things will get … kinetic … in short order.

Ammon Bundy may suffer a drunk-driving accident real soon. And every officer on the scene will sign off on the accidental nature. The coroner will list the official cause of death as “Voluntary intoxication - Accident.”

It will have to be something different. He’s Mormon and Mormons famously don’t drink alcohol. That said, I wish his stake president would get a call from the suits in SLC and then turn around and tell him to shut up.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:06:04am

re: #130 Belafon

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About twice as many say they don’t go far enough.

About twice as many? From the numbers on the chart MORE than twice as many.

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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:06:56am

re: #242 Anymouse 🌹🏡

This hasn’t gone on long enough to significantly affect CO2 levels.

co2.earth

CO2 levels are still going up, though not as rapidly.

Yeah, pretty much what I thought.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:08:17am

re: #245 jaunte

It really is stark to see the number of House Republicans opting out of masks/face covering compared to Democrats.

But Matt Gaetz was wearing a gas mask weeks ago!

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Jay C  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:08:29am

re: #221 Eclectic Cyborg

Is it possible we could see a U.S. State remove their own Governor because she dared to actually follow the advice of medical experts during a health crisis?

Has this country really gone that far off the rails?

I dunno: this proposed action by the MI Lege has the stench of “Benghazi Hearings” all over it. To me, it sounds like the usual Republican BS of forming an “Embarrassment Committee” to try to dump on their (D) Governor in a legislative forum: doesn’t really matter what they do, so long as it keeps Whitmer’s name in the news negatively (at least they would hope it’s negative).

Whether they can actually DO anything to her depends on the provisions of the MI Constitution/state laws: but I’m sure they’ll at least go for: if nothing else, red-meat for the goober base….

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:08:48am

The Czech Finance Minister, Alena Schillerová, whom I usually don’t agree with all that often, did one damn good thing today and got the PM and the rest of the cabinet to agree with her on it.

We have just decided to freeze rental prices. From today, until the end of the emergency measures, it will not be possible to increase the rent on apartments. Even a small increase in rent can cause people severe financial problems. Now we give renters a guarantee that in today’s difficult situation, their housing costs will not increase.

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Jay C  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:09:38am

re: #248 mmmirele

It will have to be something different. He’s Mormon and Mormons famously don’t drink alcohol. That said, I wish his stake president would get a call from the suits in SLC and then turn around and tell him to shut up.

Maybe Ammon Bundy IS the stake president…?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:12:03am

Coming back from the general store, I saw my first political election sign in town. It’s for Trump (naturally).

My yard’s going to look like a frickin’ campaign headquarters soon, with signs for every Democrat on my ballot. Need to balance the town.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:12:54am

re: #254 Jay C

Maybe Ammon Bundy IS the stake president…?

Given that group’s attitude towards authority, they would start their own fundy Mormon splinter group in a blink.

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aatharuv  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:13:59am

re: #254 Jay C

Maybe Ammon Bundy IS the stake president…?

The Bundy family anti-government shtick is a bit surprising given their Mormon background. And apparently, he think that the LDS church has been affiliated by socialists and globalists, and the LDS church had already condemmned the Bundy family takeover of BLM lands in Oregon.

Ammon Bundy claims LDS Church infiltrated by socialists

Edit: to be clear, they too claim to be Mormons.

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BigPapa  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:15:39am

Jamie Raskin launching at Gym Jordan is my mood.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:16:01am

re: #235 jeffreyw

That onion roll looks awesome.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:16:03am

re: #206 mmmirele

Apparently #KPopisOverParty is trending and one of my Calvinista Dudebros decided to weigh in and call KPop stars “not masculine.” Some KPop fans are giving him a bit of grief.

I’m annoyed. I misspelled “Calvinista.” *sigh*

Masculine men a couple hundred years ago wore high heels.

Cowboy boots have high heels.

“Masculine” is a social construct.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:17:52am

re: #260 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Masculine men a couple hundred years ago wore high heels.

Cowboy boots have high heels.

“Masculine” is a social construct.

Now it’s cargo shorts and flip flops.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:18:03am

re: #258 BigPapa

Jamie Raskin launching at Gym Jordan is my mood.

Rules change for the US House: No mask, no entry. The GOP wants to ignore public health measures, they don’t get to vote.

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teleskiguy  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:18:35am
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Mike Lamb  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:19:06am

re: #184 Eclectic Cyborg

THIS. At the rate he’s going, his luck is bound to run out sometime.

He led a group of people in an armed takeover of federal property. As long as he doesn’t kill someone, I’m pretty confident there is nothing he can’t get away with.

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lawhawk  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:20:16am

re: #244 Anymouse 🌹🏡

The only red states which pay more than they receive are Utah and Nebraska.

rockinst.org

Rockefeller Institute of Government is associated with my alma mater, so I take a certain amount of pride in seeing their efforts promoted :)

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lawhawk  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:21:03am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:21:49am

re: #265 lawhawk

Rockefeller Institute of Government is associated with my alma mater, so I take a certain amount of pride in seeing their efforts promoted :)

You’re welcome. Maybe if I promote them enough they’ll send me to college? /s

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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:23:00am

Slight correction of my earlier post - The Stones are rolling out the video of their new tune at 2:00. Audio is out already, and here it is.

Living In A Ghost Town

Good tune.

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Renaissance_Man  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:24:05am

re: #264 Mike Lamb

He led a group of people in an armed takeover of federal property. As long as he doesn’t kill someone, I’m pretty confident there is nothing he can’t get away with.

It pretty much takes murdering someone (violently, as opposed to by neglect) or stealing from other rich white people for a white Republican man to be punished in the US.

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:24:18am

re: #266 lawhawk

It shouldn’t be that hard to troll the people who are going to those rallies: “Why are you letting some government official tell you what to do now?!”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:26:23am

re: #266 lawhawk

ain’t gonna work, half the reason those assholes come in the first place is to show off their Symbols of Freedom and Heritage.

And of course, a Confederate Flag is all about “heritage” especially coming from a state that sent over 90,000 soldiers to fight against the Confederacy

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:26:50am

re: #270 Belafon

It shouldn’t be that hard to troll the people who are going to those rallies: “Why are you letting some government official tell you what to do now?!”

no need to, I can imagine a lot of guys are reacting that way without prompting

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:28:22am

re: #266 lawhawk

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of course we are racists and extremists

but

let’s not give the msm the opportunity to paint us as the racists or extremists we are

let’s change how it looks so they cant beat us over the head with the truth

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Mike Lamb  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:29:38am

re: #237 makeitstop

Here it is. Drag him, Gov.

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He sounds a bit like Al Pacino (both in the timbre of his voice and his speech patterns)…slight passing resemblance as well.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:32:56am

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:33:06am

re: #268 makeitstop

Slight correction of my earlier post - The Stones are rolling out the video of their new tune at 2:00. Audio is out already, and here it is.

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Video

Good tune.

That’ poppin’. Mick sounded pretty great on “You can’t always get” the other day, but it’s nice to hear some dirty guitars up in the mix too.

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Mike Lamb  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:33:31am

re: #266 lawhawk

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Let’s just briefly focus on the states’ rights thing (no, not the obvious, It was the Slavery Stupid)…would there be a peep out of these assholes if federal legislation passed that prevented states from implementing stay at home orders? Or if Trump conditioned federal funding on lifting social distancing restrictions?

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jaunte  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:35:32am

“I own more tactical guns than some small nations.”

And yet I can only manage two tactical hands.

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plansbandc  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:36:51am

re: #276 Barefoot Grin

It’s amazing how truly great they STILL are.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:36:59am

re: #275 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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jaunte  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:36:59am

Establishing bonafides as a sucker gun culture consumer.

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BigPapa  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:37:06am

This Mehldau video is amazing.

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jaunte  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:38:14am
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jaunte  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:38:51am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:39:56am

That’s quite a bit of a different experience without the ‘up close’ personal guidance typically provided on the first day

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:40:03am

re: #239 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Not likely. Idiots like him WANT to go out in a blaze of glory. He’ll be stupid enough to try and pull a weapon on an officer during a traffic shot and get killed. That way he becomes a martyr to the cause.

blue tarp man syndrome

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lawhawk  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:41:43am

re: #275 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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Belafon  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:41:54am

re: #283 jaunte

Yeah, they’re going to show that idiots have no place in deciding how our country should be run.

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SerialUpDinger  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:42:36am

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:46:30am

re: #205 makeitstop

My wife isnsists that that is why temperatures haven’t warmed up. Less cars/planes, less cO2, less heat. I’m not sure if I completely buy it, though. Might just be a cold Spring.

In New England, springs are cool, if not cold, until they aren’t. Averages are 50-55F during the days from April until late May. Then it may warm up to the 70’s. Or the seabreeze kicks in on the North Shore where I am, and temps are in the 40’s.

Then a switch turns on and we’re in the 90’s!

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Citizen K  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:46:40am

I’m so fucking tired of trying to fight folks embracing the accelerationist spirit, either out of anger or despair. It’s just….

Fighting for what good you can out of a shitty situation is not somehow surrendering to fascism. And “burn it down” assumes you get to build from the ashes. But ‘All-Or-Nothing’ has as good a chance of giving you ‘nothing’ as anything, and sometimes all you get is ashes, without anything to build on. Building shit is hard, and some of the things we have, rotten as the institutions have gotten, are still things we need to rely on and rebuilding from scratch is going to hurt a LOT of people, with no assurances that what we get afterwards is even allowed to be better.

That’s what fighting asymmetric warfare is. Sometimes, you fight a foe who’s not fighting to win, just to make you lose. And that’s a shitty hand but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth pushing and getting what you can. Sometimes, there’s no option not to play the game.

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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:51:41am

re: #290 Sherlock Hound

In New England, springs are cool, if not cold, until they aren’t. Averages are 50-55F during the days from April until late May. Then it may warm up to the 70’s. Or the seabreeze kicks in on the North Shore where I am, and temps are in the 40’s.

Then a switch turns on and we’re in the 90’s!

I was ready for 70s about 3 weeks ago, personally. :)

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lawhawk  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:52:27am
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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:53:31am

Yikes

20%. Damn.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:53:42am

re: #266 lawhawk

“I own more tactical guns than some small nations.”

A major problem in this nation summed up in a single sentence.

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:53:58am

re: #239 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Not likely. Idiots like him WANT to go out in a blaze of glory. He’ll be stupid enough to try and pull a weapon on an officer during a traffic shot and get killed. That way he becomes a martyr to the cause.

Relatives are cops. Big-time Trumps supporters because Catholic/abortion.

Now that their pensions are threatened, and Fox News is whipping the heavily armed boogaloo jackasses to hunt them and their children, they are suddenly awkwardly silent.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:54:00am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:55:04am

re: #297 Anymouse 🌹🏡

THIS.

The (Trump) stakes are too high to sit out this time.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:57:32am

re: #298 Eclectic Cyborg

THIS.

The (Trump) stakes are too high to sit out this time.

(1:20)

“Daisy” Ad (1964): Preserved from 35mm in the Tony Schwartz Collection

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:57:57am

re: #194 Eclectic Cyborg

Yikes, stay safe out there.

That’s one advantage to living near the Gulf of Mexico. It usually keeps most of the serious tornado activity well north of here. The tornadoes we do get are the ones hurricanes drag in with them.

Yeah, you’re in the southern part of MS. Up in the northern parts we would see them kinda regularly. I watched 2 small ones running side by side from about a mile away one day in Greenville.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 10:59:33am

re: #300 Eventual Carrion

Yeah, you’re in the southern part of MS. Up in the northern parts we would see them kinda regularly. I watched 2 small ones running side by side from about a mile away one day in Greenville.

There was one in Hattiesburg (about 40 miles north of me) that did considerable damage not long ago.

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jeffreyw  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:01:25am

re: #259 Colère Tueur de Lapin

That onion roll looks awesome.

If I had baked it I would change my nym to onion roll overlord. That’s straight outta Kroger.

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:02:09am

re: #301 Eclectic Cyborg

There was one in Hattiesburg (about 40 miles north of me) that did considerable damage not long ago.

Dang. You’re pretty much right on the Gulf, then?

God’s Mercy upon you during the upcoming hurricane season. The bungling & incompetence are just going to make FEMA even more incapable of helping Americans in need.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:02:35am

re: #248 mmmirele

It will have to be something different. He’s Mormon and Mormons famously don’t drink alcohol. That said, I wish his stake president would get a call from the suits in SLC and then turn around and tell him to shut up.

“We conclude from evidence at the scene that the decedent’s truck ran over debris which cut his front tires and his brake lines.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:02:51am

re: #302 jeffreyw

If I had baked it I would change my nym to onion roll overlord. That’s straight outta Kroger.

I recognized that roll.

They are awesome

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:07:41am

re: #303 Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)

Dang. You’re pretty much right on the Gulf, then?

God’s Mercy upon you during the upcoming hurricane season. The bungling & incompetence are just going to make FEMA even more incapable of helping Americans in need.

Yep. Beaches are about eight miles due south of me.

Fortunately, being that far back the water and nowhere near a river means the flood risk for my home is low. This particular area had electricity back less than a week after Katrina.

My major risk here is falling tree limbs, wind damage, that kind of thing.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:10:45am

re: #287 lawhawk

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:16:51am

The testing gap. washingtonpost.com

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plansbandc  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:20:18am

re: #302 jeffreyw

When this is over, I want to invite dude and myself to your house so you can cook us Anything you want.

Kthanks

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plansbandc  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:22:08am

I just had the forbidden mac and cheese. OMG

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lawhawk  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:23:02am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:23:41am

re: #308 NO SMOCKING GUN!

The testing gap. washingtonpost.com

Argh. I hate that WaPo INSISTS on putting stories like this behind the paywall.

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Dr. Matt  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:27:24am

Scumbags selling fake covid19 treatment:

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:29:48am
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jeffreyw  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:30:09am

re: #309 plansbandc

When this is over, I want to invite dude and myself to your house so you can cook us Anything you want.

Kthanks

Give me a ring from the gate and I’ll buzz you in. The gators are just for show, mostly. Stay on the marked path and you will be fine.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:30:15am

So the dilemma now faced by the Czech government - and the reason they’ve so drastically sped up the return to normal - is that they’d apparently realized that today’s earlier court ruling puts them on the hook for something on the order of 600 - 800 billion Czech crowns (about $24 billion to $31 billion dollars) if they didn’t lift the restrictions. The way the Czech constitution is written, the government here is liable for damages caused by restrictions on property rights, even during a state of emergency. They tried to weasel out of it (LOL) by using a legalistic fiction, but the court saw through that and called bullshit on their actions.

So, either they lift the restrictions on use of property and allow businesses to open again…..or they fork over about 55% of the annual budget, leaving precious little money for anything else.

Unlike some other former Communist states here in what used to be the Warsaw Pact, the Czech judiciary isn’t going to take any shit. Which is good to see….the rule of law still prevails.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:31:06am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:32:07am

Trump sure knows how to pick em.

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cat-tikvah  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:32:07am

re: #297 Anymouse 🌹🏡

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“Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream”

Dr. Strangelove (4/8) Movie CLIP - Water and Commies (1964) HD

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:34:08am

re: #314 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Damn, Soledad is out of fucks to give…and I like it!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:34:48am

re: #312 Eclectic Cyborg

Argh. I hate that WaPo INSISTS on putting stories like this behind the paywall.

I went ahead and bought a subscription to stay informed in these difficult times.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:34:52am

re: #319 cat-tikvah

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I showed Dr. Strangelove years ago to one of my classes. They were a bit confused at that point, so I paused the film and gave them a brief history of the John Birch Society and its conspiracy theories and general wackiness.

That later prompted an entirely new discussion, LOL.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:38:05am

And now the other shoe drops on the “Small Business” loan program where the vast majority of recipients were large companies with multi-million dollar loans, and leaving actual small businesses high and dry.

Turns out it was a cash grab for the banks processing the loans, to the tune of more than $10 billion in “transaction fees”.

Small Business Rescue Earned Banks $10 Billion In Fees

For every transaction made, banks took in 1% to 5% in fees, depending on the amount of the loan, according to government figures. Loans worth less than $350,000 brought in 5% in fees while loans worth anywhere from $2 million to $10 million brought in 1% in fees.

For example, on April 7, RCSH Operations LLC, the parent company of Ruth’s Chris Steak House, received a loan of $10 million. JPMorgan Chase & Co., acting as the lender, took a $100,000 fee on the one-time transaction for which it assumed no risk and could pass through with fewer requirements than for a regular loan.

In total, those transaction fees amounted to more than $10 billion for banks, according to transaction data provided by the SBA and the Treasury Department.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:38:07am

re: #321 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I went ahead and bought a subscription to stay informed in these difficult times.

I thought about it but I refuse to be strongarmed like that.

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cat-tikvah  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:38:14am

re: #322 Dr Lizardo

Mr. Cat-Tikvah and I watched it just before the 2016 election.
For some reason, it seemed relevant….

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:38:17am

Another great Teri Kanefield thread

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Targetpractice  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:40:41am

re: #323 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

And now the other shoe drops on the “Small Business” loan program where the vast majority of recipients were large companies with multi-million dollar loans, and leaving actual small businesses high and dry.

Turns out it was a cash grab for the banks processing the loans, to the tune of more than $10 billion in “transaction fees”.

Small Business Rescue Earned Banks $10 Billion In Fees

Now that the pigs have gorged themselves at the trough, Mitch wants to get the Senate back to the most important task in his mind: Ramming through as many judicial appointees as he can before Dec 31st.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:41:03am

re: #311 lawhawk

re: #318 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Trump sure knows how to pick em.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:41:18am

re: #325 cat-tikvah

Mr. Cat-Tikvah and I watched it just before the 2016 election.
For some reason, it seemed relevant….

Dr. Strangelove is perhaps the greatest dark comedy ever made. And it certainly appeals to Czechs’ pitch-black sense of humor.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:41:45am

re: #323 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

Worse than candy from a baby. More like food from a refugee’s mouth. The worst kind of piracy.

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plansbandc  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:42:41am
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:43:10am

FDA had extended its maximum telework schedule through June 1st meaning we can continue with 40 hours per week at home.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:43:42am
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goddamnedfrank  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:45:09am
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Targetpractice  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:47:13am

re: #326 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Another great Teri Kanefield thread

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That’s been Trump for ages now, “fake it til you make it.” The man has been losing money for decades, his major business ventures flop left and right, yet he keeps people convinced that he’s “rich” when the reality is he’s no different than the very plebes he looks down upon by living off other people’s money. And that’s what he lives in fear of more than anything else: The revelation that he’s one unfavorable bankruptcy ruling away from being penniless as the debt collectors descend upon his “empire.”

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:47:23am

re: #266 lawhawk

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“The Confederacy was more about states rights than slavery.”

Yeah, it was about the right of citizens in states to own slaves. Another dumbass who has never read the Declaration of Causes.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:52:27am

re: #117 plansbandc

A very Happy Birthday!! And maybe this year will end with the best birthday gift: Democrats in control of WH, Senate, and House!

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plansbandc  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:55:50am

re: #337 Hecuba’s daughter

Thank you so much. I sincerely hope that happens.

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Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:58:14am

re: #335 Targetpractice

That’s been Trump for ages now, “fake it til you make it.” The man has been losing money for decades, his major business ventures flop left and right, yet he keeps people convinced that he’s “rich” when the reality is he’s no different than the very plebes he looks down upon by living off other people’s money. And that’s what he lives in fear of more than anything else: The revelation that he’s one unfavorable bankruptcy ruling away from being penniless as the debt collectors descend upon his “empire.”

He has never “made it”

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:58:24am

JFC

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 23, 2020 • 11:59:42am

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:00:41pm

And Garbage Hobbit has the chutzpah to complain that people who don’t think like him can’t be “real Jews”

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Dr. Matt  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:01:40pm

We are living in strange times….

Facebook

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Teukka  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:02:42pm

re: #343 Dr. Matt

We are living in strange times….

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We are living in interesting times, in the ancient Chinese curse sense.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:03:50pm

re: #18 Anymouse 🌹🏡

That said, over the last few days the number of new tests plunged, from 1,105 Monday to 307 today.

The only accurate numbers are deaths and hospitalizations.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:05:10pm

Another case in the Panhandle yesterday, in Scott’s Bluff County.

pphd.org

For the Panhandle:

Confirmed: 40
Recovered: 21
Deaths: 0

Largest age group: 40-49
Smallest age group: 80+ (1 case)
Women: 2/3 of cases

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Interesting Times  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:06:59pm

re: #344 Teukka

We are living in interesting times, in the ancient Chinese curse sense.

I take no responsibility at all. /

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:07:57pm
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Citizen K  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:09:39pm

re: #342 The Pie Overlord!

And Garbage Hobbit has the chutzpah to complain that people who don’t think like him can’t be “real Jews”

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This….uh….

…yeah, this feels especially tonedeaf coming from someone who portrays himself as a gatekeeper to real American Jewishness.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:12:14pm

Fucking NY Times

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CleverToad  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:15:19pm

re: #275 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:15:54pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:16:09pm

re: #348 The Pie Overlord!

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Y’know, speaking as a gentile, my understanding about Jewish history has generally been of a people who constantly had to deal with oppression and the possibility of death by one society after another because the economy of the time saw that as not only acceptable but preferable.

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William Lewis  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:17:35pm

re: #348 The Pie Overlord!

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The last time I read that kind of reasoning was in a book called The Wages of Destruction by Adam Tooze talking about the economics of Nazi Germany. They didn’t have the money or resources to win WWII even with stealing everything they could or by murdering as many useless mouths as they could. Sad to see him spewing the same shit now.

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Dr. Matt  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:17:38pm

re: #348 The Pie Overlord!

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The All Lives Matter/Pro-Life crowd are exposed as frauds.

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Targetpractice  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:18:00pm

re: #350 The Pie Overlord!

Fucking NY Times

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Yes, let us not discuss what those concessions were or why Republicans opposed them, let’s talk about how Dems are “blocking rescue packages.”

FFS

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Dr. Matt  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:19:53pm

re: #352 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I wish I could give that more than one like.

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gocart mozart  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:23:05pm
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Dread Pirate  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:23:20pm
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retired cynic  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:25:11pm

Terry Gross today is interviewing Jane Mayer about that New Yorker article on Mitch McConnell! I just started streaming NPR to hear Gov. Pritzker and then Fresh Air.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:26:30pm

re: #348 The Pie Overlord!

Okay asshat, you first. I weigh the costs and find you lacking. See how that works?

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Targetpractice  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:27:06pm

re: #358 gocart mozart

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Amazing how, as soon as Bernie became a non-person in the eyes of his fanatics, they all suddenly started cheering on wingnuts…

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:38:26pm

re: #342 The Pie Overlord!

Ben Shapiro balances death and economic hardship: “Death is worse than all of the other things, for the individual. But for the society, we make these calculations all the time because that’s called policymaking.”

Yeah, Hari Seldon used mathematics to predict the movement of galaxy sized population, but noted that you can’t predict shit about an individual. He also said

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

And doing right here is noting that sacrificing people for your money god is morally reprehensible.

And extra updings for garbage hobbit

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 23, 2020 • 12:39:23pm

re: #271 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

ain’t gonna work, half the reason those assholes come in the first place is to show off their Symbols of Freedom and Heritage.

And of course, a Confederate Flag is all about “heritage” especially coming from a state that sent over 90,000 soldiers to fight against the Confederacy

I can wish that the ghosts of the Iron Brigade issue forth and haunt their sleep, can’t I?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 23, 2020 • 1:27:28pm
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unproven innocence  Apr 23, 2020 • 2:04:00pm

re: #341 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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[devils-advocate] The only glimmer of merit that I can see is that many Covid-19 victims die from blood clotting in lungs and other tissues, and leaches inject anti-coagulants into the bloodstream.[/devils-advocate]

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makeitstop  Apr 23, 2020 • 3:29:59pm

re: #352 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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That wins the internet today.


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