1 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:03:25pm

Cripes! Another bird pun thread?

2 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:03:34pm

Skeptical!

3 Dustyvet  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:03:53pm

Sinister

4 faraway  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:03:57pm

Stay away from US Airways

5 Nevergiveup  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:04:02pm

He is saying" Don't blame me, I can't even vote!"

6 Dustyvet  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:04:38pm

re: #1 Guanxi88

Cripes! Another bird pun thread?

Let's get the flock out of here...:)

7 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:04:59pm

Not the Gaza Rooster that I knew.

8 faraway  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:05:31pm

My eBay Ad:
Will DiveBomb the Immaculation - Buy Now $1000

9 mikalm  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:05:44pm
10 Silhouette  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:05:51pm

Red, white, and blue.

And green.

11 Oh no...Sand People!  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:06:02pm

re: #6 Dustyvet

Let's get the flock out of here...:)

Don't be a Chicken hawk.

12 Crimsonfisted  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:06:07pm

Are you lookin' at me?

13 albusteve  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:06:27pm

I got nasty habits.....so?

14 Silhouette  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:06:34pm

He must be a lawyer. Because he's on defense.

15 Dustyvet  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:06:53pm

What is a fun nursery rhyme dealing with anseriforms on a rainy day? The Itsy Bitsy Eider

16 faraway  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:07:35pm

Don't call ME bird brain

17 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:08:32pm

You lookin' at me?

18 jorline  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:08:55pm

Nice picture...but it's not a Rooster!

19 So?  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:09:15pm

"What's up, Doc? ....tweet"

20 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:09:28pm

re: #18 jorline

Nice picture...but it's not a Rooster!

Yes it is!. He's in disguise.

21 Dustyvet  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:09:38pm

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk you ear off.

22 So?  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:09:43pm

re: #13 albusteve

I got nasty habits.....so?

yeah, me too!

23 Ben Hur  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:10:02pm

Zionist spy pigeon.

24 faraway  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:10:10pm

I'll tear that rooster up. I'll rip him limb from limb.

25 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:10:31pm

re: #13 albusteve

I got nasty habits.....so?

So, it's the expurgated version of British Birds, is it?

26 Desert Dog  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:10:43pm

Speaking of Birds.....which one will emerge victorious on Sunday? The Mighty Unstoppable Juggernaut that is the Arizona Cardinals or the lowly Eagles de la Philadelphia?

27 So?  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:11:10pm

Where your bluebeard, bluebird?

28 Silhouette  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:11:11pm

re: #26 Desert Dog

Speaking of Birds.....which one will emerge victorious on Sunday? The Mighty Unstoppable Juggernaut that is the Arizona Cardinals or the lowly Eagles de la Philadelphia?

Do you write political polls as your regular job?

29 gop_patriot  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:11:31pm

Western Bluejay, it looks like. Very nice. :)

30 Elcid  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:11:57pm

re: #14 Silhouette

He must be a lawyer. Because he's on defense.

Haw! Or a union member on the picket line.

31 Digital Display  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:12:05pm

Finally we get a picture of the Gaza Rooster

32 Lincolntf  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:12:48pm

That's not the bluebird I knew.

33 yochanan  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:12:59pm

may the blue bird of happiness fly up your nose

34 Ben Hur  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:13:10pm

Joo-Bird?

35 faraway  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:13:31pm

Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"

36 avanti  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:13:43pm

US to police Gaza border using Army core of engineers.

Gaza.

37 wrenchwench  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:13:47pm

Speaking of dubious...

38 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:13:54pm

re: #29 gop_patriot

Western Bluejay, it looks like. Very nice. :)

That's not a bluejay .... that's a 'bird of color'

39 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:14:53pm

re: #38 eschew_obfuscation

That's not a bluejay .... that's a 'bird of color'

And, clearly, a moderate .... sitting on the fence

40 Desert Dog  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:14:57pm

re: #28 Silhouette

Do you write political polls as your regular job?

job? What's a job? I'm sitting back waiting for my savior to be crowned so as my gas tank, mortgage, healthcare and food will be provided! I am just awaiting instructions during his inaugural address as to where I will be getting my free money!

41 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:14:59pm

re: #30 Elcid

Haw! Or a union member on the picket line.

I don't know, he looks a little faygeles to me.

42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:15:08pm

re: #33 yochanan

may the blue bird of happiness fly up your nose

"May an elephant caress you with his toes"

43 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:16:15pm

Speaking of critters, has anyone already commented on PETA's latest campaign?

Save the Sea Kittens

Seriously.

44 albusteve  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:16:32pm

re: #24 faraway

I'll tear that rooster up. I'll rip him limb from limb.

I'll wrap him up in cellaphaunt!

45 Digital Display  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:17:00pm

A couple of things I would hate..
60 minutes knocking on my door
Being the topic of around the Horn on ESPN
waking up sleepwalking in my underwear

46 Desert Dog  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:17:20pm

re: #43 Cato the Elder

Speaking of critters, has anyone already commented on PETA's latest campaign?

Save the Sea Kittens

Seriously.

I prefer my Sea Kittens grilled or broiled, with a little lemon, butter and garlic, and a nice white wine

47 Dianna  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:17:20pm

re: #43 Cato the Elder

Speaking of critters, has anyone already commented on PETA's latest campaign?

Save the Sea Kittens

Seriously.

I saw that the other day, and found myself speechless.

48 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:17:21pm

re: #44 albusteve

I'll wrap him up in cellaphaunt!

I'll tear him from top to bottomus.

49 Euler  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:17:24pm

Dubious blue bird indeed. Actually a
Western Scrub-Jay, Aphelocoma californica.

50 Lincolntf  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:17:40pm

re: #43 Cato the Elder

Friggin' sky kittens crapped all over my car today.

51 DeafDog  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:18:00pm

re: #26 Desert Dog

Speaking of Birds.....which one will emerge victorious on Sunday? The Mighty Unstoppable Juggernaut that is the Arizona Cardinals or the lowly Eagles de la Philadelphia?

My money is on the symbol of the greatest country ever!

Green is the color of money. Red is the color of communists. It's not a difficult choice!

52 Silhouette  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:18:13pm

re: #36 avanti

US to police Gaza border using Army core of engineers.

Gaza.

Interesting!

Although, the article said the Core would be used for building a barrier, not day-to-day policing. It was kind of unclear what they plan to do to

help track and interdict weapons shipments before they reach Gaza

It will be interesting to see how this plays out. And if O will stop it.

53 faraway  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:18:15pm

The photo is clearly a fake.

54 vagabond trader  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:18:24pm

re: #36 avanti

?!

55 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:18:25pm

re: #49 Euler

Dubious blue bird indeed. Actually a
Western Scrub-Jay, Aphelocoma californica.

Does the blue bird have blue balls?

56 opnion  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:18:32pm

re: #43 Cato the Elder

Speaking of critters, has anyone already commented on PETA's latest campaign?

Save the Sea Kittens

Seriously.


Sea kittens are delcious with tartar sauce!

57 3 wood  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:18:32pm

Good afternoon

The market ended up slightly less than 1% on the day.

Despite that a long list of layoffs and dividend cuts are coming forward in the news now.

I look for a brief rally after the Messiah is in, then about another 20% pull back, with a Dow of about 6500 and and S&P of about 680 being the next bottom. We will see 500,000 layed off in January and ultimately I would not be surprised to see unemployment about 10% to 12%.

This afternoon's rally was more short sellers closing positions for the long weekend (the market is closed Monday) than anything else.

With the continued drop in real estate values, mortgage foreclosures, and now credit card accounts defaulting, it's going to continue being bad out there for a while yet.

Wish I had better news to offer.

58 faraway  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:18:42pm

re: #47 Dianna

I saw that the other day, and found myself speechless.

What? I cant hear you.

59 JCM  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:18:45pm

re: #43 Cato the Elder

Speaking of critters, has anyone already commented on PETA's latest campaign?

Save the Sea Kittens

Seriously.


Hmmmmm, sea kitten........

60 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:18:45pm

Dorothy: Your majesty, if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Cowardly Lion: Not nobody. Not nohow.
Tin Woodsman: Not even a rhinoceros?
Cowardly Lion: Imposerous!
Dorothy: Supposing you met an elephant?
Cowardly Lion: I'd wrap him up in cellophant.
Dorothy: What about a hippopotamus?
Cowardly Lion: I'd thrash him from top to bottomus.
Scarecrow: What if it were a brontosaurus?
Cowardly Lion: I'd show him who was king of the forest.

61 Last Mohican  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:19:54pm

re: #49 Euler

Dubious blue bird indeed. Actually a
Western Scrub-Jay, Aphelocoma californica.

Fascinating:

Western Scrub-Jays, like many other corvids, exploit ephemeral surpluses in food supply by storing food in scattered caches within their territories. ... Western scrub-jays are also able to rely on their accurate observational spatial memories to steal food from caches made by conspecifics. To protect their caches from these potential 'pilferers', food storing birds implement a number of strategies to reduce this risk of theft. Western scrub-jays are also known for hoarding and burying brightly colored objects

62 Dianna  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:20:04pm

re: #58 faraway

What? I cant hear you.

You're reading me just fine, though.

63 JCM  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:20:18pm

re: #36 avanti

US to police Gaza border using Army core of engineers.

Gaza.

Option one eliminate Hamas. No Hamas, no one to receive smuggle weapons.

A 60 foot deep trench, and 30 foot wall on the border? Would that work?

64 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:20:44pm

re: #63 JCM

Option one eliminate Hamas. No Hamas, no one to receive smuggle weapons.

A 60 foot deep trench, and 30 foot wall on the border? Would that work?

Ooh, and a moat! With alligators!

65 Desert Dog  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:21:22pm

re: #51 DeafDog

My money is on the symbol of the greatest country ever!

Green is the color of money. Red is the color of communists. It's not a difficult choice!

I'm in AZ and have been a fan of the Big Red since they arrived, or at least I tried to be (it was a little easier this year). I want them to win, I hope they win....but, I think they have rubbed the rabbits foot raw, used up all the four leaf clovers and just about run outta luck. I hope the "red" on the field is not the blood of my stomped on Cardinals....

It will be closer than some imagine, but if I was a betting man, I would put money on the Eagles.

66 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:21:30pm

re: #64 Wyatt Earp

Ooh, and a moat! With alligators!

Could you imagine the tourism?

67 opnion  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:21:54pm

re: #36 avanti

US to police Gaza border using Army core of engineers.

Gaza.

Well, that will work. You don't see any human. weapons or drug trafficing across our borders, do ya?

68 faraway  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:21:55pm

re: #64 Wyatt Earp

Ooh, and a moat! With alligators!

Don't forget, hot tar.

69 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:22:13pm

re: #66 Guanxi88

Could you imagine the tourism?

Aussiemagpie would be the first one there!

70 Last Mohican  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:22:15pm

re: #36 avanti

US to police Gaza border using Army core of engineers.

Gaza.

That sounded concerning to me... but it seems like the article implies not policing, but more like just coming in to build some sort of big barrier, and then leaving again, no?

The United States and Israel also have discussed having the Army Corps of Engineers build some kind of barrier — such as trenches or a submerged wall — to prevent the digging of underground tunnels for smuggling weapons from Egypt into Gaza , officials and diplomats said.
71 oh_dude  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:22:35pm

“When former President Harry Truman visited Disneyland Park in 1957, Dumbo was one of the few attractions he didn’t ride. Truman didn’t want to be associated with a character related to the Republican party. "

72 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:22:46pm

re: #69 Wyatt Earp

Aussiemagpie would be the first one there!

I dunno 'bout that. I once drove over 8 hours so my kids could see gators.

73 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:22:57pm

re: #68 faraway

Don't forget, hot tar.

Cauldrons of boiling oil! And taunting French archers at every interval!

74 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:23:14pm

re: #64 Wyatt Earp

Ooh, and a moat! With alligators!

Nile crocodiles...Your text to link...

Opening sentence:

The Nile crocodile has a somewhat deserved reputation as a vicious man-eater

.

75 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:23:14pm

re: #38 eschew_obfuscation

That's not a bluejay .... that's a 'bird of color'

Yes - and it is definitely "western".

Notice the distant glare as s/he contemplates a hegemonic act. We should ask ourselves: "What is s/he thinking?"

• "Shall I deprive the worm community of a vital lifeline by collapsing their tunnels?"
• "Perhaps I should peck away at one of those other birds and steal his nest."
• "Should I shit on that Prius over there?"

All of these would be valid speculation on the thoughts of the aviary hegemon.

76 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:23:14pm

re: #64 Wyatt Earp

Ooh, and a moat! With alligators!

And rabbits with sharp, pointy teeth?

77 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:23:23pm

re: #73 Wyatt Earp

Cauldrons of boiling oil! And taunting French archers at every interval!

Keep that up, and the place gets over-run with Ren-Fair and SCA nerds.

78 Pietr  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:23:24pm

OT:well sorta-seems the Obama Regulatory Czar pick is an Animal Rights activist (animals over humans)-so maybe I'm not too far off topic. I didn't do major research on this, so it may be nothing-or MAJOR....Charles may want to look at this.

The Ones' 'new' Regulatory Czar

79 Killian Bundy  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:23:48pm

Zimbabwe rolls out Z$100tr note

Zimbabwe is introducing a Z$100 trillion note, currently worth about US$30 (£20), state media reports.

Other notes in trillion-dollar denominations of 10, 20 and 50 are also being released to help Zimbabweans cope with hyperinflation.

However, the dollarisation of the economy means that few products are available in the local currency

/coming soon: the one quadrillion note

80 JCM  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:23:55pm

re: #68 faraway

Don't forget, hot tar.

And a French Taunter!

81 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:24:11pm

re: #80 JCM

And a French Taunter!

[Video]

fetche le vache!

82 Silhouette  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:24:21pm

re: #63 JCM

A 60 foot deep trench, and 30 foot wall on the border? Would that work?

I poo-pooed the original fence idea. In the 21st century, a mere fence seemed laughable. How would that stop determined terrorists? They cut it, go around, go over, fake their way through the gate, etc.

But it worked. Attacks from the "West Bank" dropped like a stone. I was wrong.

83 VegasRick  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:25:08pm

re: #74 goddessoftheclassroom

.

The Nile crocodile has a somewhat deserved reputation as a vicious man-eater

The poor crocs would starve in paliville, no real men.

84 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:25:23pm

re: #71 oh_dude

“When former President Harry Truman visited Disneyland Park in 1957, Dumbo was one of the few attractions he didn’t ride. Truman didn’t want to be associated with a character related to the Republican party. "


Do ya suppose The One will take a limousine to the Immaculation or an ass and some palm fronds.

85 Last Mohican  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:25:31pm

re: #64 Wyatt Earp

Ooh, and a moat! With alligators!

Alligators would be pretty intimidating, but maybe this little guy would be cheaper and just as effective. And pretty cute too.

86 albusteve  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:25:34pm

re: #71 oh_dude

“When former President Harry Truman visited Disneyland Park in 1957, Dumbo was one of the few attractions he didn’t ride. Truman didn’t want to be associated with a character related to the Republican party. "

false...he would have pissed himself on that harrowing ride...chicken shit donk

87 Bubblehead II  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:25:44pm

re: #36 avanti

Wonder if they are going to be deploying these or something similar.

Unattended Ground Sensors

UGS systems utilize a combination of detectors, including seismic detectors (geophones), used to identify ground vibration caused by vehicles or pedestrians. Magnetic detectors monitor movement of metal objects such as weapons or vehicles. Acoustic sensors are used to detect targets by specific acoustic signatures (noise of engine, tracks etc) while passive infrared (PIR) sensors detect movements of objects in a narrow field of view. Input from all these detectors is collected by the gateway, processed by its on-board signal processors. When signatures are correlated into verified target detection, an alarm is triggered and transmitted automatically by radio to a central monitoring point in order to alert reaction forces on the suspect area.

88 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:25:46pm

re: #79 Killian Bundy

You know, it might be worth $30.00 to have one of those.

Be kind of cool, "Got change for a trillion? No? I guess it's free!" Then walk out with free stuff!

89 Charles Johnson  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:25:55pm

re: #49 Euler

Dubious blue bird indeed. Actually a
Western Scrub-Jay, Aphelocoma californica.

Good bird eye, there. This is the rascal:

[Link: www.geocities.com...]

Has a very loud voice. Almost like a crow.

90 stuiec  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:26:02pm

Less dubious than contemplative, I'd say.

91 opnion  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:26:54pm

re: #79 Killian Bundy

Zimbabwe rolls out Z$100tr note


/coming soon: the one quadrillion note

That campaign to kill & drive out the White farmers worked out real well.

92 Desert Dog  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:27:32pm

re: #91 opnion

That campaign to kill & drive out the White farmers worked out real well.

Yes, the white devils really kept that place down!

93 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:27:34pm

re: #79 Killian Bundy

Zimbabwe rolls out Z$100tr note

/coming soon: the one quadrillion note

The one quadrillion dollar note won't be far behind it after Nancy and Harry get done with their next "stimulus" package.

/We should put pornstars on our currency with the words "printed to stimulate" underneath.

94 Charles Johnson  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:27:51pm

re: #90 stuiec

Less dubious than contemplative, I'd say.

This one was wary. Doubtful. Watchful. Circumspect.

95 latingent  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:27:57pm

Geez, yesterday it was fish. Oh well, a bird brained thread that will drift away like a feather in the wind. What a fly by night operation. We`ll get through it though, on a wing and a prayer.

96 CIA Reject  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:28:05pm

Dubious Bluebird? How did you find out about that?

97 stuiec  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:28:11pm

re: #89 Charles

Obnoxious behavior, too. Always dive-bombing the cats.

(You weren't always a Gorn, were you?)

98 wrenchwench  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:28:12pm

re: #89 Charles

Good bird eye, there. This is the rascal:

[Link: www.geocities.com...]

Has a very loud voice. Almost like a crow.

Yeah, I was interested to see that they are corvids.

99 MacGregor  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:28:22pm

im on ur fense lookin at ur kamra stuck on ur face.
/loljay

100 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:28:25pm

re: #95 latingent

Geez, yesterday it was fish. Oh well, a bird brained thread that will drift away like a feather in the wind. What a fly by night operation. We`ll get through it though, on a wing and a prayer.

eh, we're half-way there, according to Bon Jovi.

101 DeafDog  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:29:03pm

re: #65 Desert Dog

I'm in AZ and have been a fan of the Big Red since they arrived, or at least I tried to be (it was a little easier this year). I want them to win, I hope they win....but, I think they have rubbed the rabbits foot raw, used up all the four leaf clovers and just about run outta luck. I hope the "red" on the field is not the blood of my stomped on Cardinals....

It will be closer than some imagine, but if I was a betting man, I would put money on the Eagles.

I was born in Philly. Though they took the boy out of Philly, they were unable to take the Philly out of the boy.

As a Philly fan, I'm bread for disappointment and I know it's going to be close.

Philly will double Fitzgerald, effectively taking him out of the game for you guys. They know how to do that as they do it all the time with Dallas and TO. If another Card steps up with a big game, then it'll be a long afternoon for me. Otherwise, the E's should be ok.

102 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:29:18pm

re: #94 Charles

This one was wary. Doubtful. Watchful. Circumspect.

He probably thought you might be a cat.

103 Pietr  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:29:22pm

re: #36 avanti

US to police Gaza border using Army core of engineers.

Gaza.

Avanti-I once questioned your bonafides before-since you say you're a retired Navy Chief. Now I must ask-how can you not know it's the US Army Corps of Engineers? Shit, I knew that in grade school....

104 freetoken  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:29:23pm

re: #57 3 wood

The more bullish commenters are seeing unemployment heading up to the early '80's levels.

Definitely possible, as we see today the Circuit City closing... more will follow.

105 mean Gene  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:29:58pm

A couple of Grad rockets hit Israel today, wounding three.
I mention this because I recently learned (from Joe the plumber/reporter) that every time rockets land in Israel all the homes within earshot of the landing are searched!
Imagine that.
Authorities come into your home time and time again without a warrant!
Why?
To make sure you didn't die of a heart attack or from shock.
I never knew this.

106 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:30:16pm

Oh boy! An Andy Griffith "Darlings" episode is coming on! yay!

I thought Maggie Peterson was adorable!

107 Dianna  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:30:21pm

re: #89 Charles

It's a jay.

I don't have quite the dislike of jays I do of crows, but they're both corvids, and corvids are smart enough to be nasty.

They're vocal, dirty, thieving and sneaky.

108 VegasRick  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:30:25pm

re: #101 DeafDog

I was born in Philly. Though they took the boy out of Philly, they were unable to take the Philly out of the boy.

I just hid my wallet, I spent 3 years in Philly.

109 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:30:58pm

re: #107 Dianna

It's a jay.

I don't have quite the dislike of jays I do of crows, but they're both corvids, and corvids are smart enough to be nasty.

They're vocal, dirty, thieving and sneaky.

Do they foul their nests?

110 itellu3times  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:31:02pm

Give him a peanut, you won't need the zoom, he'll fly into your kitchen and take them out of the bag if you leave the door open. Werd.

111 RJ_In_Reno  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:31:05pm

That there is a Scrub Jay. Noisy, and very annoying species. They are nest raiders and will kill and eat other species chicks.

112 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:31:15pm

re: #107 Dianna

It's a jay.

I don't have quite the dislike of jays I do of crows, but they're both corvids, and corvids are smart enough to be nasty.

They're vocal, dirty, thieving and sneaky.

Congressmen, then?

113 Lincolntf  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:31:22pm

re: #107 Dianna

It's a jay.


They're vocal, dirty, thieving and sneaky.

Can't we have one thread without bringing up the Dems? Sheeesh...

114 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:31:42pm

re: #94 Charles

This one was wary. Doubtful. Watchful. Circumspect.

Lolcat - "Shitn on yur Prius"

115 CIA Reject  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:31:50pm

re: #107 Dianna

It's a jay.

I don't have quite the dislike of jays I do of crows, but they're both corvids, and corvids are smart enough to be nasty.

They're vocal, dirty, thieving and sneaky.

But at least they're not gulls...

(Hey, I didn't see Walter here yet!)

116 Dianna  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:31:55pm

re: #102 reine.de.tout

He probably thought you might be a cat.

No, he was wondering whether he could safely dive and snag some hair.

117 VegasRick  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:31:55pm

re: #107 Dianna

It's a jay.

I don't have quite the dislike of jays I do of crows, but they're both corvids, and corvids are smart enough to be nasty.

They're vocal, dirty, thieving and sneaky.

Pali bluebirds.

118 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:31:59pm

Yeah, that's a bird... but it ain't no Gaza Rooster, that's fer sure.

119 Last Mohican  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:32:05pm

re: #94 Charles

This one was wary. Doubtful. Watchful. Circumspect.

Yeah, he looks downright suspicious. Maybe he thinks you've been spending a little too much time poking around near his cache of food and shiny things.

120 Guanxi88  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:32:23pm

re: #119 Last Mohican

Yeah, he looks downright suspicious. Maybe he thinks you've been spending a little too much time poking around near his cache of food and shiny things.

I had a neighbor like that/

121 mean Gene  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:32:26pm

If it's local (so Cal) its a jay.
We have them, too.
They come right up if you sit out and hold a few peanuts or cashews in your palm.
They are easily tamed, but illegal to ''keep.''

122 Killian Bundy  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:32:34pm

Parrot mimics owner's voice to boss around her other pets

Barney, an African Grey Parrot, calls Margaret Sullivan's three dogs – Harry, Tilly and Bluey – by name.

The bird, 10, squawks out orders like "come here" and even offers praise to his favourites such as "good dog".

/dogs are so dumb, a cat would just consider it food that makes noise

123 DeafDog  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:32:48pm

re: #108 VegasRick

Relax, yo! I wuz just eye'n it cause I liked the color.

124 opnion  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:33:01pm

re: #86 albusteve

false...he would have pissed himself on that harrowing ride...chicken shit donk


No my friend, ol Harry was not chicken shit. He led a platoon in World War 1 & finished off World War 11 as President. He would have very little in common with the Democrat Party of today & my guess is that they would ostracize him ala Lieberman.
A great read is David McCullough's "Truman"

125 sammysdad  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:33:03pm

Bahhh

The only good Bluebird is a school Bus.

126 Dianna  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:33:04pm

re: #109 Guanxi88

No clue.

But they foul everything else in sight.

Grrrrr.

127 VegasRick  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:33:46pm

re: #123 DeafDog

Relax, yo! I wuz just eye'n it cause I liked the color.

LOL!

128 wrenchwench  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:34:21pm

re: #107 Dianna

It's a jay.

I don't have quite the dislike of jays I do of crows, but they're both corvids, and corvids are smart enough to be nasty.

They're vocal, dirty, thieving and sneaky.

I love watching ravens. They mate for life, live 20 years or so, and are very playful. I see pairs flying together, one above the other, trying to bump wings or lose each other in the trees.

Then once I saw a raven and a hawk, riding up a thermal, one right above the other, until they went so high I couldn't see them. I'll never forget that.

129 avanti  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:34:49pm

re: #103 Pietr

Avanti-I once questioned your bonafides before-since you say you're a retired Navy Chief. Now I must ask-how can you not know it's the US Army Corps of Engineers? Shit, I knew that in grade school....

I screwed up, I did know better. Also, it is more be correct to say build a wall. not police. I just hope they can do it safely.

130 mean Gene  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:34:57pm

re: #122 Killian Bundy

I love this story.
We had a company bird once, boss's cockateel.
He talked incessantly.
But one night someone left a window open and he left.
And the joke for years was, "And he didn't even say, 'goodbye!'"
A joke?
Yes, because he said "goodbye'' all day long!

131 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:35:13pm

re: #116 Dianna

No, he was wondering whether he could safely dive and snag some hair.

My mom had some crows in her back yard.

They would sit on the power lines, and spend the entire day haggling over one teensy spot.

I don't know how they managed to eat or reproduce. The fought all day long.

132 Desert Dog  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:35:23pm

re: #101 DeafDog

I was born in Philly. Though they took the boy out of Philly, they were unable to take the Philly out of the boy.

As a Philly fan, I'm bread for disappointment and I know it's going to be close.

Philly will double Fitzgerald, effectively taking him out of the game for you guys. They know how to do that as they do it all the time with Dallas and TO. If another Card steps up with a big game, then it'll be a long afternoon for me. Otherwise, the E's should be ok.

If AZ can get a ground game going, the Eagles are in trouble. We'll have Fitz and Boldin back. If the Eagles can pressure Warner enough, the Cards are in for a long day too. The Eagles D looks pretty darn good right now. It's hard to tell which defense for the Cards will show up. They looked REALLY bad against the Eagles last time. They have to pressure McNabb and not let Westbrook kill them too bad. If they allow McNabb to sit back there and pick and chose, it'll be another cremation like the last meeting.

The stadium is really loud now though. The Eagles are used to Sun Devil Stadium and at least half the fans being from Philly. This time around, it's enclosed even though it'll be close to 80 on Sunday and it will be LOUD.

I just hope it's a good game....we'll see

133 albusteve  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:36:01pm

re: #124 opnion

No my friend, ol Harry was not chicken shit. He led a platoon in World War 1 & finished off World War 11 as President. He would have very little in common with the Democrat Party of today & my guess is that they would ostracize him ala Lieberman.
A great read is David McCullough's "Truman"

he politicized a ride at the park...just turning it back...you knew that tho

134 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:36:31pm

re: #106 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Briscoe Darling: How 'bout "Don't Hit Your Grandma with a Great Big Stick"?
Charlene Darling: No, Paw, That one makes me cry!

135 mikalm  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:37:45pm

re: #93 karmic_inquisitor

The one quadrillion dollar note won't be far behind it after Nancy and Harry get done with their next "stimulus" package.

/We should put pornstars on our currency with the words "printed to stimulate" underneath.

I'd make a completely tasteless joke about putting them on our stamps as well...but that would be wrong.

136 opnion  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:38:08pm

re: #133 albusteve

he politicized a ride at the park...just turning it back...you knew that tho


Yeah, I know & that was silly. My point is just that he is not like the America Last group of Dems today. Seriously, he was a great man.

137 Dianna  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:38:30pm

re: #128 wrenchwench

Ravens are different than crows.

138 jorline  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:39:10pm

A Green Jay from my neck of the woods...or cactus.

139 mikalm  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:39:46pm

re: #137 Dianna

Ravens are different than crows.

I dunno, D -- I kinda like crows. Pigeons, on the other hand, are little better than rats with wings.

140 lobo91  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:40:44pm

re: #129 avanti

I screwed up, I did know better. Also, it is more be correct to say build a wall. not police. I just hope they can do it safely.

I think it's safe to assume that any such wall will be built on the Egyptian side of the existing barrier, rather than on the Palestinian side, so they'll be relatively safe.

141 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:41:15pm

re: #103 Pietr

Avanti-I once questioned your bonafides before-since you say you're a retired Navy Chief. Now I must ask-how can you not know it's the US Army Corps of Engineers? Shit, I knew that in grade school....

Essayons

142 JHW  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:41:53pm

re: #128 wrenchwench

It's very striking how many American Indians have some form of Raven story. I used to work with a predominately Indian crew, very good natured guys but one of the angriest men I've ever seen was one of them witnessing a young jerk shoot a raven out in the woods. Furious.
Native American Raven Stories

143 DeafDog  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:42:24pm

re: #132 Desert Dog

My two cents - The Philly D will play cat and mouse with the ground game. Meaning they will give up some yards, but then stuff it when it matters. A moderate ground game might help to keep pressure off of Warner, but that will not be enough to win. You'll need receivers other than Fitz to take advantage of the E's via the air.

144 wrenchwench  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:42:28pm

re: #137 Dianna

Ravens are different than crows.

Yes, but they're all Corvidae, a bigger family than I realized.

145 abolitionist  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:43:13pm

Bluebirds get rather feisty and defensive when anyone gets close to their nests. They attack.

The common Buebird is the state bird of Missouri and New York.

146 Dianna  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:44:25pm

re: #139 mikalm

I dunno, D -- I kinda like crows. Pigeons, on the other hand, are little better than rats with wings.

By this remark, I could have determined that you are a city dweller!

Pigeons - poor things - are dumb and persistent, but not terribly malicious. Crows...good heavens, but I've seen them mob cats, dogs and people. I don't much care for them.

147 Dianna  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:46:31pm

re: #144 wrenchwench

Have you ever watched a crow stand on an ant hill?

It's positively creepy; the crow lets the ants crawl all over it, and shivers, quite clearly in ecstasy.

148 JHW  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:48:28pm

re: #147 Dianna

Dianna, would that have something to do with mites? Kind of reminds me of those tick birds in Africa.

149 wrenchwench  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:52:08pm

re: #94 Charles

This one was wary. Doubtful. Watchful. Circumspect.

Y'know, they like shiny stuff. I'll bet you had some shiny stuff with you....

150 Dianna  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 2:54:43pm

re: #148 JHW

There seems to be no actual reason for the crows to do it. They just like it.

It's worrisome, if you think about it.

151 USBeast  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 3:08:41pm

That bird has a Clint glint in his eye.
"Get off my lawn."

152 Pietr  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 3:11:20pm

re: #138 jorline

A Green Jay from my neck of the woods...or cactus.

Whereabouts in Tx are you, Jorline? I'm in San Antonio, and seem to remember you mentioning Midlands area....Cheers.

153 Pietr  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 3:12:32pm

re: #139 mikalm

re: #137 Dianna


I dunno, D -- I kinda like crows. Pigeons, on the other hand, are little better than rats with wings.

Thats a bit like what Dad called them-""flying rats"....Heh Heh.

154 Robert Schwartz  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 3:13:13pm

Charles:

That is a great picture. I assume it is telephoto. The last couple of nature shots you took with the G10 were macro, I think. Is the G10 becoming your favorite camera?

155 Dr. Shalit  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 3:26:27pm

Charles -

OK - You beat the "JOISY IGGLE" with that one. He was back again and I didn't get the camera in time.

-S-

156 Dr. Shalit  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 3:58:13pm

re: #36 avanti

US to police Gaza border using Army core of engineers.

Gaza.

Avanti -

Ahhh... Avanti, the car that shoulda, coulda made it if its manufacturer had any money in the kick. "Search Engine" a guy with the last name of Eggbert about that one. Remember well the 1962 "IAS" in NY when it was introduced, the year after the Jaguar XKE.

That aside - "The Corps" would do real well BUILDING TUNNELS. Guess they would be used in a "Takes a Thief" mode under the agreement. My guess is that the accord wil be forgotten at 12 PM, 1/20/2009.

-S-

157 Jed 1899  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 4:22:16pm

I gotta ask... How do Joos feel about gun control now?
History will repeat itself.......

158 caligal  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 4:47:11pm

Love these cheeky peanut lovin' birds that come to our yard when a bell is rung.

159 caligal  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 4:48:29pm

re: #138 jorline

wow! very pretty bird.

160 Walking_Paycheck  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 5:28:48pm

re: #117 VegasRick

Pali bluebirds.

That's an insult to the scrub jay. They generally don't try to annihilate their neighbors.

161 Noodniklel  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 5:42:11pm

re: #157 Jed 1899

re: #157 Jed 1899

I gotta ask... How do Joos feel about gun control now?
History will repeat itself.......

I'm in control of my guns just fine.

162 Prikolno  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 7:35:34pm

Nice picture.

163 Spiny Norman  Fri, Jan 16, 2009 8:13:55pm

re: #89 Charles

re: #49 Euler

Dubious blue bird indeed. Actually a
Western Scrub-Jay, Aphelocoma californica.

Good bird eye, there. This is the rascal:

[Link: www.geocities.com...]

Has a very loud voice. Almost like a crow.

One of three "blue jay" species in SoCal. When I was ten, we (my mother, actually) successfully raised a Scrub Jay chick that had fallen out of it's nest. It was a very, very smart bird: when he would go to roost, he'd get into his cage and close the door behind him and close the latch. And yes, it was also very noisy. For some reason, the bird took a real liking to my father, which annoyed him no end.

The other two: Pinon Jay, which are usually seen (and heard) in large boisterous flocks in the "pinon/juniper belt" in the high desert and SoCal mountain areas, and the Steller's Jay which is found at higher elevations in the mountains.

When I lived in Big Bear, I would sometimes see all three in the same day.

164 Charles Johnson  Sat, Jan 17, 2009 9:30:36am

re: #154 Robert Schwartz

Charles:

That is a great picture. I assume it is telephoto. The last couple of nature shots you took with the G10 were macro, I think. Is the G10 becoming your favorite camera?

Not really telephoto -- just the optical zoom of the G10. I was about 20 feet away. The G10's a really nice camera, midway between a digital SLR and a point-and-shoot pocket camera.


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