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1 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:38:08pm
2 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:38:14pm

I don’t know if I like this… dinosaurs preying on mammals….

3 jaunte  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:39:00pm

Narrator: the bat is a “rare delicacy” for the bat falcon. Hence the name, I guess.

4 capitalist piglet  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:39:55pm

“I’m hungry. Want to split a bat?”

5 Racer X  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:40:10pm

Just wait until Batwoman finds out.

6 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:40:20pm

I thought bats came out at night?

7 Fenway_Nation  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:40:41pm

What about the unexpectedly early migration of the Honduran Moonbatus Usurpus?

8 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:41:34pm
9 Sharmuta  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:42:10pm

Bats flying around in the daytime…. Darwin Award winners, right there.

10 jaunte  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:42:20pm

re: #7 Fenway_Nation

Manuel “Batty” Zelaya. Attempted President-for-Life.

11 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:42:37pm

Clearly this falcon was intelligently designed to fit into those little crevices in the ancient Mayan temple. And the bats were intelligently designed to be really tasty to hawks.

12 Clubsec  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:43:04pm

OK, I’ll try for # ten again.

13 HelloDare  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:43:09pm

Yeah, but what about the Guatemalan Bat Falcon Eagle.

14 Clubsec  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:43:36pm

Darn DSL box … not FAST enough!

15 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:44:08pm

re: #11 Kenneth

Clearly this falcon was intelligently designed to fit into those little crevices in the ancient Mayan temple. And the bats were intelligently designed to be really tasty to hawks.

/and the Mayans who built the tempels were designed to?

16 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:44:11pm

re: #8 buzzsawmonkey

“Zaftig” (of a woman) : having a full rounded figure : pleasingly plump
Word!

17 Clubsec  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:44:47pm

Bats good. Mosquitoes bad.

18 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:45:12pm

Good time for a Bat Out of Hell,

19 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:45:42pm

The Bat Falcon population declined for many years, until the falcons figured out how to build their nests upright.
/h

20 eon  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:45:58pm

Perfect logic, on the raptor’s part.

“Hmm. I eat mice. Bats are flying mice. Why go grubbing around in the mud for dinner when I can get it to meet me halfway?”

Talk about “fast food”.

cheers

eon

21 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:47:17pm

re: #20 eon

Perfect logic, on the raptor’s part.

“Hmm. I eat mice. Bats are flying mice. Why go grubbing around in the mud for dinner when I can get it to meet me halfway?”

Talk about “fast food”.

cheers

eon

The one bat though he had hidden in a tree; it was a Falcon drive-through.

22 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:47:39pm
23 Kosh's Shadow  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:47:55pm

re: #10 jaunte

Manuel “Batty” Zelaya. Attempted President-for-Life.

I heard Obama supports him; tells you what to expect in 8 years.

24 Racer X  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:48:12pm

Pandaphants?

Elephants painted in black and white were paraded at the Ayutthaya elephant camp, north of Bangkok, Friday to commemorate the birth of a panda cub at the Chiang Mai Zoo.
The May 27 birth occurred after years of artificial insemination and efforts to get its celibate parents to mate, triggering a national craze for the animals.

25 Fenway_Nation  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:48:21pm

Hank: I am the Bat!

Dr. Venture: Yes, yes. You’re The Bat! And The Bat is the reason why we didn’t take Best Group Costume… again! Last year, it was Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and The Bat! Oh, and how about the time we were the hard-rocking quartet of Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and The Bat?!?

Hank: The night is mine!

-The Venture Brothers.

26 LionofDixon  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:48:32pm

Bat: U.S. Constitution
Bat Falcon: Obama
Hatchling Bat Falcons: Liberal Left

27 Sharmuta  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:50:04pm

Penthouse in Mayan Temple: $0
Furnishings: $0
Snagging dinner out of mid-air: Priceless

28 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:50:27pm

Meanwhile, in Argentina, we find the elusive:

Ford Falcon!

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

29 eon  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:50:30pm

re: #23 Kosh’s Shadow

I heard Obama supports him; tells you what to expect in 8 years.

Even before that, Manny and Hugo Chavez are bosom buddies.

Expecting Venezuelan “volunteers” and Iranian weapons being supplied to a revolutionary “popular Movement” to put Manny back in the Presidential palace in 3, 2, 1…..

cheers

eon

30 Clubsec  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:50:52pm

Evolution question.
What came first Mayan temples or Bat Falcons?

31 HelloDare  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:51:24pm

The Moonbat Falcon seems to be extinct.

32 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:51:41pm
33 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:52:32pm

re: #31 HelloDare

The Moonbat Falcon seems to be extinct.

Over taxed.

34 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:52:45pm

Poor bitty bats getting hunted by falcons. In the air! No fair! Sarah Palin falcons!

35 Sharmuta  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:53:25pm

I think bats are creepy. More power to the falcons.

36 HelloDare  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:53:26pm

re: #33 DEZes

Over taxed.

Taxed to extinction. Let that be a lesson to us all.

37 Fenway_Nation  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:53:35pm

re: #29 eon


To CNN’s credit, they reported that the Honduran military took action because the nation’s supreme court ruled the referendum illegal and Manny tried sacking the head of the Army.

But once Chavez and Morales start bitching and moaning about Yanqui impreialism, I imagine those piddling details will somehow get overlooked.

38 eon  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:54:01pm

re: #30 Clubsec

Evolution question.
What came first Mayan temples or Bat Falcons?

First came rocks. Then Falcons. Then Mayans built temples and Falcons figured out that bats lived in them.

Falcons quickly grasp concept of “target-rich environment”.

/Predators, by definition, ain’t stupid.

cheers

eon

39 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:54:43pm

re: #29 eon

Even before that, Manny and Hugo Chavez are bosom buddies.

Expecting Venezuelan “volunteers” and Iranian weapons being supplied to a revolutionary “popular Movement” to put Manny back in the Presidential palace in 3, 2, 1…..

cheers

eon

hey why not? it is a safe bet O won’t meddle…

40 Fenway_Nation  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:56:22pm

re: #35 Sharmuta

Bats and spiders are creepy, but mosquitoes and flies are flithy, disgusting disease carrying things….and usually lunch for the creepy things.

41 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:56:23pm

re: #36 HelloDare

Taxed to extinction. Let that be a lesson to us all.

My point indeed.

42 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:57:08pm

re: #34 Silvergirl

Poor bitty bats getting hunted by falcons. In the air! No fair! Sarah Palin falcons!

It’s the Wasilla Warriors

43 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:57:27pm

re: #28 NelsFree

Meanwhile, in Argentina, we find the elusive:
Ford Falcon!
[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

A beauty to drive on unpaved roads.

44 eon  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:57:40pm

re: #35 Sharmuta

I think bats are creepy. More power to the falcons.

I’m on both sides. Bug eating bats=cute. Falcons=beautiful.

Falcons having bats for lunch=food chain in action. Better to eat than to be eaten.

/No, I’m not a sentimentalist. Why do you ask?

cheers

eon

45 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:58:27pm

Oh deer!

46 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:58:40pm

Change for Iran, continuation from last thread of his story, and his information on PersianKiwi:

In last days Reza said it looked they get a little more organized and start searching for any special case in arrested people

unfortunately Reza’s mother told everything she knows over the phone to a man calling from Evin

the man promised Reza’s family they will release him if he’s really innocent

and after they knew Reza is a student they moved him to a more harsh environment with some other people

according to Reza some students from Polytechnic university were also there

they prevented them from sleeping by kept them standing all the night

in morning a man introduced him self as Intelligent came saying he will record their confections with camera

he promised if one of them confess in front of camera he will free them all & they will blur his face & nothing to worry!

at night around 10PM they Released Reza & his family instantly moved him to a hospital for internal bleeding

Reza had no idea why they suddenly released him & some of his inmates

I skipped some of the incidents as Reza requested. he’s very weak both mentally & physically

and I don’t want to put him in more pressure of any kind right now

we passed a letter to Karoubi today describing everything we know about various students conditions

sorry I can’t answer to you all, very bad internet connection, but I’m good and I can walk short distances

heard about @PersianKiwi I have no idea how they captured him/her, he/she was using freegate I guess

I don’t think if gov really captured PersianKiwi, they knew about his/her twitter & hopefully will be released soon

47 abolitionist  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 3:58:58pm

re: #14 Clubsec

Darn DSL box … not FAST enough!

Hit your pause button (lower left) near the beginning, allow time for buffers to fill some, then hit play. Connection speed (or lack thereof) is more of a problem with the HQ flavor of the video. Or you can try downloading the vid to watch offline (easier said than done, sometimes).

48 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:00:48pm

re: #43 callahan23

A beauty to drive on unpaved roads.

I thought those were extinct.

49 Shr_Nfr  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:01:05pm

Can we import them and genetically modify them to go after barking moonbats?

50 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:01:16pm

re: #47 abolitionist

Hit your pause button (lower left) near the beginning, allow time for buffers to fill some, then hit play. Connection speed (or lack thereof) is more of a problem with the HQ flavor of the video. Or you can try downloading the vid to watch offline (easier said than done, sometimes).

cable is the way to go…what a huge difference

51 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:02:07pm

I’m glad no one has come up with a “Falcon” pun, ever.

I’d put the actor Peter Falcon it, except he’s dead.
/Columbo?

52 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:02:42pm

re: #48 DEZes

I thought those were extinct.

Not down there. It is literally thousands of miles of well maintained unpaved roads.

53 eon  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:02:44pm

re: #39 brookly red

hey why not? it is a safe bet O won’t meddle…

Only if the Hondurans try to resist the Inevitable March of Socialism. Then he’ll deploy the entire arsenal.

Miss Hillary, Rahm, San Fran Nan, Boxer and Schumer on a fact-finding mission, and if all else fails, his ultimate weapon…

Michelle.

She’ll shame them into accepting the eternal yoke gift of egalitarian collectivism. For the children.

/If you think I’m joking, look what Carter did to Nicaragua.

cheers

eon

54 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:03:37pm

re: #51 NelsFree

I’m glad no one has come up with a “Falcon” pun, ever.

I’d put the actor Peter Falcon it, except he’s dead.
/Columbo?

We can not aFord falcon threads.

55 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:04:24pm

re: #45 DEZes

That’s nothin’! I caught a deer with a 97 Nissan pickup in ‘03…
/right front bumper, never saw him comin’

56 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:04:55pm

re: #53 eon

Only if the Hondurans try to resist the Inevitable March of Socialism. Then he’ll deploy the entire arsenal.

Miss Hillary, Rahm, San Fran Nan, Boxer and Schumer on a fact-finding mission, and if all else fails, his ultimate weapon…

Michelle.

She’ll shame them into accepting the eternal yoke gift of egalitarian collectivism. For the children.

/If you think I’m joking, look what Carter did to Nicaragua.

cheers

eon


I don’t think you are joking & I need to look back that long or away that far.

57 Shr_Nfr  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:04:55pm

re: #47 abolitionist

Alternatively run Firefox and install Flashgot. It does a curl request to the google cache and will put a flv on your local machine. VLC knows how to display flvs.

58 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:05:12pm

re: #54 DEZes

We can not aFord falcon threads.

They don’t buzzard long enough.

Hey, that was a good one, ay?

59 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:06:04pm

re: #45 DEZes

Oh deer!


Now that is a deerslayer.

I’d like to see a falcon taking down a wolf. That would be one king of the falcons.

60 Shr_Nfr  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:06:31pm

re: #54 DEZes

Hey I liked my 1963 Ford Falcon Futura. You couldn’t kill it. I junked it after there was too much bondo on the floorboards to install seat belts and I started having kids in early 80s.

61 Kosh's Shadow  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:06:53pm

Falcons? Where’s Sam Spade, Joel Cairo, and Kasper Gutman?

62 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:07:21pm

re: #59 Silvergirl

Now that is a deerslayer.

I’d like to see a falcon taking down a wolf. That would be one king of the falcons.

How about an Eagle kicking a wolfs ass.

63 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:07:23pm

re: #54 DEZes

We can not aFord falcon threads.

We can if we drive econoline!
[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

64 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:07:37pm
65 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:08:25pm

UGH! Bats! Rabies on wings, moon and otherwise!

When a kid we bought a huge old victorian that was infested with the nasty, nasty vermin. Nothing like the 2AM wakeup…squeek, flap, flap, flap, squeek, squeek followed closely by my sisters screeming!

the lower level of this 3-story monster consisted of 4 rooms interconnected by sliding oak wall panels. My dad and I would open them up and, position ourselves at opposite sides and attempt to knock the bastids down. Baseball bat does no work- they evade every time. We settled on tennis rackets with great success. *Thwack* Then move in for the coup de grace.

I hate bats.

66 Fenway_Nation  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:08:33pm

re: #53 eon

Capitalism is no garuntee that Central America will be able to lift itself out of sustained poverty….

But socialism is a sure-fire way to keep the reigon in grinding poverty in perpetuity.

67 VioletTiger  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:09:31pm

re: #65 The Shadow Do

UGH! Bats! Rabies on wings, moon and otherwise!

I hate bats.

But this one is cute.

68 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:09:33pm
69 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:09:48pm

re: #59 Silvergirl

70 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:10:00pm

What’s the name of that bird?

71 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:10:59pm

re: #60 Shr_Nfr

Hey I liked my 1963 Ford Falcon Futura. You couldn’t kill it. I junked it after there was too much bondo on the floorboards to install seat belts and I started having kids in early 80s.

I named my first car ‘Harold’
That’s how geek it was….

72 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:11:00pm

re: #68 buzzsawmonkey

But Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said, “Shrike two!”

Laughing hard here. He should have tried the tennis racket.

73 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:11:53pm

re: #65 The Shadow Do

I never understood the fear people have of such creatures…do you?….what are you affraid of?

74 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:12:29pm

re: #67 VioletTiger

But this one is cute.

Cuter when held underwater in a pail…

75 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:12:57pm

re: #69 DEZes

Are you kidding me? Though he did have backup. But still!

76 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:13:28pm

re: #73 albusteve

I never understood the fear people have of such creatures…do you?….what are you affraid of?

They get in your hair! Just ask my shrieking sisters.

77 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:14:42pm

re: #76 The Shadow Do

They get in your hair! Just ask my shrieking sisters.

my two shrieking sisters scared me more than any bat….older sisters are not harmless

78 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:14:43pm

re: #76 The Shadow Do

They get in your hair! Just ask my shrieking sisters.

They get in your belfry!

:-)

79 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:14:50pm

re: #73 albusteve

I never understood the fear people have of such creatures…do you?….what are you affraid of?

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

80 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:15:10pm

re: #75 Silvergirl

Are you kidding me? Though he did have backup. But still!

Yeah poor Wolfy.

81 VioletTiger  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:15:15pm

re: #76 The Shadow Do

They get in your hair! Just ask my shrieking sisters.

But they eat the ‘skitters. They can fly in my yard any time they want.

Just so they stay out of the belfry….

82 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:16:21pm

re: #78 Silvergirl

They get in your belfry!

:-)

That too!

Not too mention your chimney which turned out to be chock full of them.

83 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:16:25pm

Bats: just think of them as pigeons, without feathers, that hang upside down.
/Did anyone get my Falcon nest joke yet?

84 Kronocide  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:16:40pm

Wow, did you see that? Nailed that bat. No garlic? WTF?

85 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:16:43pm

re: #81 VioletTiger

But they eat the ‘skitters. They can fly in my yard any time they want.

Just so they stay out of the belfry….

Or bedroom!

86 Irenicum  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:16:59pm

I just realized that you can change how many posts show on the thread when you’re the lounge. Cool!

87 Irenicum  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:17:37pm

re: #85 The Shadow Do

That would def. be a buzz kill!

88 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:17:46pm

re: #84 BigPapa

Wow, did you see that? Nailed that bat. No garlic? WTF?

Nom nom nom.

89 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:18:02pm

re: #82 The Shadow Do

That too!

Not too mention your chimney which turned out to be chock full of them.

But birds will do that too. Lying in wait. Just ask Tippi Hedren.

90 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:18:09pm
91 Edgesitter  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:18:35pm

As night comes on my back porch I sit quietly sipping a homebrew and watch the dim flash of bats in the street lights. Dozens of them flitting back and forth in my backyard and the empty space behind my house consuming untold thousands of night flying insects. They are excellent flyers and will not collide with you if you walk among them.

92 Irenicum  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:18:51pm

re: #89 Silvergirl

She was seriously traumatized by that scene. Still scary after all these years!

93 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:19:10pm

Death to all bats say I. Can one import bat falcons? Much cooler to have those in your belfry say I.

94 Kronocide  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:19:16pm

re: #90 Iron Fist

Pigeons are just rats with wings. Same goes for bats.

No, bats are rats with wings. And radar.

95 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:19:27pm

re: #90 Iron Fist

Pigeons are just rats with wings. Same goes for bats.

I wont Squable about that.

96 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:19:48pm

re: #91 Edgesitter

As night comes on my back porch I sit quietly sipping a homebrew and watch the dim flash of bats in the street lights. Dozens of them flitting back and forth in my backyard and the empty space behind my house consuming untold thousands of night flying insects. They are excellent flyers and will not collide with you if you walk among them.

Bat Zen

97 hazzyday  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:20:07pm
98 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:20:09pm

re: #88 DEZes

Nom nom nom.

Heh heh heh

99 Reluctant Democrat  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:20:26pm

Aw, they’re so mean! Don’t they realize it’s the Age of Aquarius now that Obambi has been elected?

His teen falcons will come around every day with veggy burgers for all!

100 Kronocide  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:20:58pm

re: #95 DEZes

Oh noes! You’re outta control Punnious Maximus.

101 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:21:04pm

re: #89 Silvergirl

But birds will do that too. Lying in wait. Just ask Tippi Hedren.

Further to bat wars. We set big pail of moth balls in the fireplace and opened the flue. The scene from the outside as they exited the chimney by the hudreds was definitely Birds scene worthy!

102 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:21:09pm

re: #91 Edgesitter

As night comes on my back porch I sit quietly sipping a homebrew and watch the dim flash of bats in the street lights. Dozens of them flitting back and forth in my backyard and the empty space behind my house consuming untold thousands of night flying insects. They are excellent flyers and will not collide with you if you walk among them.

Make a bat house. A single brown bat can eat up to 1,000 mosquitoes in one hour. No telling what a married one could do.

103 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:22:18pm

re: #101 The Shadow Do

Further to bat wars. We set big pail of moth balls in the fireplace and opened the flue. The scene from the outside as they exited the chimney by the hudreds was definitely Birds scene worthy!

How did you know what to do? Why moth balls?

104 Edgesitter  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:22:21pm

re: #102 Silvergirl

Don’t need a bat house. They apparently already have accommodations.

105 eon  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:23:01pm

re: #57 Shr_Nfr

Alternatively run Firefox and install Flashgot. It does a curl request to the google cache and will put a flv on your local machine. VLC knows how to display flvs.

Thanks for the tip. Just installed it, and looked up this.

My standard test for runtime lag, because I know exactly how it should run, to the second.

/Does that surprise you?

cheers

eon

106 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:23:24pm

re: #102 Silvergirl

A single brown bat can eat up to 1,000 mosquitoes in one hour. No telling what a married one could do.


You must not be married, I guess…
/h

107 eon  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:23:55pm

re: #94 BigPapa

No, bats are rats with wings. And radar.

Sonar, actually. No RF interference that way.

cheers

eon

108 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:23:59pm

re: #90 Iron Fist

Pigeons are just rats with wings. Same goes for bats.

there are still people in Brooklyn that keep em in coops on the roof… they fly around in circles and then all crap at once, truly foul. (or fowl if we are doing puns)

109 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:24:20pm

re: #106 NelsFree

You must not be married, I guess…
/h

Not to a bat.

110 debutaunt  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:24:41pm

re: #103 Silvergirl

How did you know what to do? Why moth balls?

Out of bat balls?

111 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:24:45pm

re: #102 Silvergirl

Make a bat house. A single brown bat can eat up to 1,000 mosquitoes in one hour. No telling what a married one could do.

You only killed 900 mosquitoes last hour, your a lousy bat dad.
How am I supposed to raise our kids with these measly rations.
And fix the roof, I am tiered of getting wet hanging upside down all day………

The henpecked bat.

112 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:25:14pm
113 Edgesitter  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:26:07pm

The bats that I have at my house are Mexican Free Tail bats, somewhat smaller than a brown I think, but that’s about all I know about them.

Image: MexicanFree-tailedBat.jpg

114 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:26:11pm

re: #103 Silvergirl

How did you know what to do? Why moth balls?

Somebody said it would work. Boy howdy did it.

115 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:26:11pm

re: #112 Iron Fist

Syncronized shitting? It sounds lovely :-)

Pigeon Olympics

116 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:26:18pm

re: #112 Iron Fist

Syncronized shitting? It sounds lovely :-)

It only sounds that way until reality hits you in the face.

117 irongrampa  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:26:29pm

re: #112 Iron Fist

Daily examples may be seen in Congress.

118 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:26:41pm
119 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:27:42pm

re: #112 Iron Fist

Syncronized shitting? It sounds lovely :-)


the original carpet bombing… but there is something amusing about watching a yuppie getting his lexus pasted :)

120 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:28:13pm

re: #107 eon

Sonar, actually. No RF interference that way.


Oh, I can go SO many ways with this…
1. Sonar u an expert on Bats?
2. Not true! If you connect their ears with aluminum foil, you can hear local AM stations.
3. The Radar cross-section (RCS) of a bat is reduced when they fold their wings.
/Keep ‘em comin’!

121 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:28:41pm

Gonna take off Lizards.
Thanks for the company.

122 eon  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:28:50pm

re: #103 Silvergirl

How did you know what to do? Why moth balls?

Mothballs contain napthalene, which has a smell most mammals and insects (including moths and bats) really don’t like. Heating them drives it off as vapor (low volatization point), with a result sort of like tear-gassing the chimney.

Personally, I like bats, but even I’d have a few words with them if they tried to go condo in my chimney.

cheers

eon

123 jaunte  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:28:51pm

Family help-desk tales:

For the last 15 minutes, I’ve been listening to my wife in the next room making suggestions, trying to help her dad get online with his computer and single outbound phone line. She just asked him, “wait, are you talking to me on your cell, or are you on the house phone?”

124 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:29:24pm

re: #109 Silvergirl

LMAO!

125 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:30:04pm

re: #121 DEZes

Gonna take off Lizards.
Thanks for the company.

Be good, my friend (DEZes).

126 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:30:32pm

re: #113 Edgesitter

The bats that I have at my house are Mexican Free Tail bats, somewhat smaller than a brown I think, but that’s about all I know about them.

Are they here legally? Do they eat over construction sites at night?

127 yochanan  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:30:50pm

re: #123 jaunte

lol

128 DEZes  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:30:56pm

re: #125 callahan23

Be good, my friend (DEZes).

116 to go. ;)
(Callahan)

129 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:31:32pm

re: #123 jaunte
ROFL! Hi juante, how are you doing?

130 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:31:57pm

re: #121 DEZes

Bye, DEZes, no brickbats for you!

131 yochanan  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:32:12pm

saw my first bat when i was in santa fe, n.m.

132 jaunte  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:32:26pm

re: #129 realwest

Hey, realwest; doing fine, just trying to stay out of the heat. Saving up to pay my AC bill!

133 Edgesitter  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:32:32pm

Mexican Free Tail Bats were used in a secert weapon project in WWII. The idea was to carry an timed incendiary device strapped to the bat’s leg into a Japanese house and set it afire. A bomb was designed to carry the bats and a test was arranged. The bomb was accidentaly dropped while loading in to the airplane that was to do the test. The bats all escaped with their incendiary devices and many buildings at the base burned to the ground. True story.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

134 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:32:37pm

re: #128 DEZes

116 to go. ;)
(Callahan)

Not today, but thanks for the company. ;-)

135 jaunte  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:32:50pm

re: #129 realwest

How’s the tooth?

136 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:33:07pm

re: #129 realwest

ROFL! Hi juante, how are you doing?

Hey you!

137 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:33:23pm

I had to YouTube The Platters so I could more fully appreciate that. It had been too long since I heard Smoke Gets in Your Eyes.

You could have done Birds Get in Your Eyes, to honor Tippi Hedren. We’ll wait till the anniversary of the release of The Birds or something like that.

138 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:33:44pm

re: #132 jaunte Uh, well how do you stay out of the heat without using A/C? (I could REALLY use an answer to that one!).

139 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:34:44pm

re: #134 callahan23
Hey (callahan23) - if not today, when?! LOL! Wish I could give you 100 more updings my friend!

140 jaunte  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:34:53pm

re: #138 realwest

Oh, I’m using the AC, but I’m saving by not going anywhere!

141 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:35:43pm

re: #135 jaunte
Tooth - what’s left of it - it’s mostly build up and temp crown - seems to be fine, thanks for asking!

142 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:36:40pm

re: #136 HoosierHoops
Hey You yourself! Hi ya Hoops! How are you doing tonight? I’m about to go in for dinner soon, but wanted to drop by and say “hi”!

143 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:36:45pm

re: #123 jaunte

Family help-desk tales:

For the last 15 minutes, I’ve been listening to my wife in the next room making suggestions, trying to help her dad get online with his computer and single outbound phone line. She just asked him, “wait, are you talking to me on your cell, or are you on the house phone?”

I was driving home, calling my wife on my cell phone. She answered the home phone, said,” I can barely understand you. Talk to me when you get home.”
I drove in, walked in the door, found my Wife in the bathroom. I picked up the home phone and called her cell phone. She, not realizing I was home, ran out, picked up her cell phone, said,”hello?”, to which I replied,”can you hear me now?” Then she checked the caller ID.
Laughter ensued.

144 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:36:50pm

re: #121 DEZes

Bye DEZes! It’s been fun!

145 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:37:17pm

re: #139 realwest

Hey (callahan23) - if not today, when?! LOL! Wish I could give you 100 more updings my friend!

Thanks, I am not into much haste.

These hasty Hobbitses. - I hope you are doing good! ;-)

146 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:37:47pm

re: #140 jaunte

Oh, I’m using the AC, but I’m saving by not going anywhere!

Um…….what?!

147 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:38:40pm

re: #138 realwest

Uh, well how do you stay out of the heat without using A/C? (I could REALLY use an answer to that one!).

Here’s one way…
[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

148 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:39:14pm

re: #143 NelsFree
Just laughter? Are you sure about that?!? LOL!

149 jaunte  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:39:38pm

re: #147 NelsFree

Iceland sounds like a nice place to be this time of year.

150 NelsFree  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:39:53pm

BBL

151 eon  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:39:58pm

re: #142 realwest

Sounds like you’re feeling better, real. Great! :-)

Well, I’m out for the night.

Have a great evening, Lizards.

Catch you tomorrow.

cheers

eon

152 Kronocide  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:40:14pm

re: #107 eon

Sonar, actually. No RF interference that way.

I stand corrected! Please don’t note this in my Honco File.

153 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:40:46pm

re: #147 NelsFree

Here’s one way…
[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

Well wasn’t I mentioning Hobbits? - See here: re: #145 callahan23

154 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:41:31pm
155 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:41:47pm

re: #151 eon
Thanks eon - have a great evening!

156 yochanan  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:42:19pm

should it be a teeth brush and not a tooth brush?

157 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:42:54pm

I’m watching the Patriot with Heath Ledger….
My usual Saturday morning movie review was interrupted by his performance in Dark Knight..
I needed background on him….I watched a knights tale this morning and TIVO’d a dark Knight….I plan on watching it again and submitting my weekly movie review….
But quite frankly…A hundred years from now somebody is going to watch Heath’s part and just be blown away…I am blown away by his acting…
RIP Heath

158 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:43:01pm

re: #154 buzzsawmonkey

You can’t handle the tooth!

a coupla vicodine should hold you till you get to the dentist.

159 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:43:31pm

re: #156 yochanan

should it be a teeth brush and not a tooth brush?

Well the way I’m going……… No, tooth would be more accurate! I hear hear me now, whistling through my tooth! (h/t Jeff Foxworthy!).

160 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:44:00pm

re: #156 yochanan

should it be a teeth brush and not a tooth brush?

well its not a hairs brush…

161 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:44:44pm

re: #160 brookly red

well its not a hairs brush…

Good point!

162 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:45:20pm

Buenas noches mis amigos.

163 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:45:24pm

As I predicted this morning, Congressman Roberto Micheletti has been sworn in as president of Honduras, as prescribed by the constitution, and the American media have weighed in on the side of usurper, outlaw, and Chavista agent Zelaya

AP lies, Hugo raves

Soldiers ousted the democratically elected president of Honduras on Sunday and Congress named a successor, but the leftist ally of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez denounced what he called an illegal coup and vowed to stay in power.

The first military takeover of a Central American government in 16 years drew widespread condemnation from governments in Latin America and the world, and Chavez vowed to overthrow the country’s apparent new leader.

Note the loaded term “democratically elected” in the very first sentence. Yes, little Z was democratically elected, with the help of Cuban backed and trained ACORN style thugs. So was the revered lefty martyr Allende whom this phrase is intended to invokve. Otoh, so was Richard Nixon, whom the leftist media removed 35 years ago in a “coup” of their own.
More relevantly, the Honduran Congress was also democratically elected and, as in this country, the supreme court is the final arbiter of what is or is not legal.

“The first military takeover of a Central American government in 16 years” is a lie unless, of course, you are a leftist and you consider the government and the dear leader to be one and the same, as they are in Cuba, North Korea and other workers’ paradises around the globe.

There is no evidence at all that the military has taken over the government in the relevant sense of displacing civil and constitutional authority. They acted under orders from legal and constitutional authorities and those authorities remain in control. As I predicted this morning, the president of congress, Roberto Micheletti, has been sworn in as president.

Hugo is actually threatening war over this. Bring it, Pumpkin head. One of my best friends from college is a Honduran general. If Hugo sends his redshirts to Honduras, I will go there myself to fight them, assuming I can get there before they are wiped out or rounded up.
(Before anyone accuses me of making idle threats, remember that I made the same threat/promise about Iraq and, hey, guess what?)

It’s ironic that lefties and their ass-bitches in the American media complain constantly about American intervention, but it was the Venezuelan government that printed the illegal ballots, the Venezuelan air force that flew them to Tegucigalpa in defiance of local authorities, and the Venezuelan dictator who is now threatening war if his demands are not met.

It is the left and their shills who are trying to stage a coup and they are doing it on behalf of foreign interests including Castro, Chavez, and the American left.

164 chicagodudewhotrades  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:45:38pm

random weird thoughts of the day driven by the bat falcon video. In the first Star Wars movie (okay, IV for the purists) when the Millennium Falcon escapes from the Death Star to deliver the engineering specs to the rebels, the rebel base buildings are modeled on the Mayan temples. (check the scene for yourself, Lucas has mentioned the temples were his inspiration for the rebel buildings)

They don’t eat bats, but for a whole bunch of years a few raptors ( No, not the F-22) have built nests on the upper stories of downtown Chicago office buildings and feast on the pigeon population. Kinda gross , yet cool at same time to be walking down a sidewalk and seeing a eaten out pigeon carcass at your feet as you walk by. Not sure what type of raptor birds they are, but I guess the high buildings and the streets below remind them of mountains and valleys

165 Cheechako  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:45:57pm

re: #138 realwest

Uh, well how do you stay out of the heat without using A/C? (I could REALLY use an answer to that one!).

I just open the window. It’s 57 outside.

166 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:46:09pm

re: #157 HoosierHoops

You are right. An awesome performance of Heath there. Definitely will be remembered.

167 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:46:12pm

re: #162 jorline
Buenos Noches, Hermano!

168 yochanan  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:47:02pm

re: #160 brookly red

well if you saw the top of my head it would be a bald brush.

169 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:47:38pm

If it was tooth brush, I would need 32 of them to do the job.

If it was hair brush, it would take even fewer - hey I’m damn near bald.

170 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:47:55pm

re: #166 callahan23

You are right. An awesome performance of Heath there. Definitely will be remembered.

Thanks my Bro!
How are you today? I am kindof sun burned…who cares?

171 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:48:35pm

re: #163 Shiplord Kirel
Shiplord, you are indeed one of the true jewels here at LGF! I mean that, just LOVED that comment!

172 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:48:54pm

re: #162 jorline

Buenas noches mis amigos.

Y buenas noches a ti hermana lagartija (Lizard).

173 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:48:59pm

re: #163 Shiplord Kirel

As I predicted this morning, Congressman Roberto Micheletti has been sworn in as president of Honduras, as prescribed by the constitution, and the American media have weighed in on the side of usurper, outlaw, and Chavista agent Zelaya

AP lies, Hugo raves

Note the loaded term “democratically elected” in the very first sentence. Yes, little Z was democratically elected, with the help of Cuban backed and trained ACORN style thugs. So was the revered lefty martyr Allende whom this phrase is intended to invokve. Otoh, so was Richard Nixon, whom the leftist media removed 35 years ago in a “coup” of their own.
More relevantly, the Honduran Congress was also democratically elected and, as in this country, the supreme court is the final arbiter of what is or is not legal.

“The first military takeover of a Central American government in 16 years” is a lie unless, of course, you are a leftist and you consider the government and the dear leader to be one and the same, as they are in Cuba, North Korea and other workers’ paradises around the globe.

There is no evidence at all that the military has taken over the government in the relevant sense of displacing civil and constitutional authority. They acted under orders from legal and constitutional authorities and those authorities remain in control. As I predicted this morning, the president of congress, Roberto Micheletti, has been sworn in as president.

Hugo is actually threatening war over this. Bring it, Pumpkin head. One of my best friends from college is a Honduran general. If Hugo sends his redshirts to Honduras, I will go there myself to fight them, assuming I can get there before they are wiped out or rounded up.
(Before anyone accuses me of making idle threats, remember that I made the same threat/promise about Iraq and, hey, guess what?)

It’s ironic that lefties and their ass-bitches in the American media complain constantly about American intervention, but it was the Venezuelan government that printed the illegal ballots, the Venezuelan air force that flew them to Tegucigalpa in defiance of local authorities, and the Venezuelan dictator who is now threatening war if his demands are not met.

It is the left and their shills who are trying to stage a coup and they are doing it on behalf of foreign interests including Castro, Chavez, and the American left.

PBO has been “deeply concerned” about a lot lately.

And in Washington, President Obama said in a statement he was “deeply concerned” by the news.

174 jaunte  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:49:41pm

re: #164 chicagodudewhotrades

I guess the high buildings and the streets below remind them of mountains and valleys

Same environment here in Houston; the hawks like this building, and they have plenty of pigeons.
[Link: www.flickr.com…]

175 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:50:31pm

re: #172 callahan23

Y buenas noches a ti hermana lagartija (Lizard).

Show off!

176 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:50:51pm

re: #169 The Shadow Do

If it was tooth brush, I would need 32 of them to do the job.

If it was hair brush, it would take even fewer - hey I’m damn near bald.

hmmm, I wonder if it comes from the Chinese language where there is no plural… hence 4 man tent not 4 mens tent.

177 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:51:13pm
178 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:52:18pm

re: #164 chicagodudewhotrades Well when I lived in Manhattan there were two nesting pairs of Falcons on the ledge of a highrise apartment building - never saw any pidgeon carcases though - probably the street rats ate ‘em!

179 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:52:31pm

re: #170 HoosierHoops

Thanks my Bro!
How are you today? I am kindof sun burned…who cares?

Fine thanks, no sun burn for me though. This summer will pass again without me having so much as a tan, I guess.
But Hoopster splash some after-sun on before it gets itchy.

180 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:52:39pm

re: #177 buzzsawmonkey

Later, maybe.


I hope so buzz!

181 realwest  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:55:08pm

Whoops, mom just called “dinner” so I gotta go! Hope you all have a great evening and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!

182 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:55:34pm

re: #172 callahan23

Y buenas noches a ti hermana lagartija (Lizard).


Hermana no, verde sí hermano.

183 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:55:45pm

re: #171 realwest

Shiplord, you are indeed one of the true jewels here at LGF! I mean that, just LOVED that comment!

Many thanks, RW, from one jewel to another.
Another lefty regime, the Obama administration, was also backing Zelaya at last report, with the lefty/arabist nest known as the State Department declaring that the US still recognizes the little Z as the only constitutional president of Honduras.

How would the media-industrial complex have reacted if GW Bush had called for a referendum to re-write the Constitution and give him a third term a few months before his legitimate term expired? It is an amusing idea to contemplate.

184 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:55:50pm

re: #157 HoosierHoops

I’m watching the Patriot with Heath Ledger….
My usual Saturday morning movie review was interrupted by his performance in Dark Knight..
I needed background on him….I watched a knights tale this morning and TIVO’d a dark Knight….I plan on watching it again and submitting my weekly movie review….
But quite frankly…A hundred years from now somebody is going to watch Heath’s part and just be blown away…I am blown away by his acting…
RIP Heath

A Knight’s Tale was such FUN! The way they incorporated all that modern music into a medieval setting was so well done. I loved how they cast Chaucer, especially his entrance in the film. Now Heath’s love interest, I don’t know. No slur against her beauty, but her acting didn’t capture me and I kept thinking the woman who played the blacksmith would have been better with Heath.

185 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:57:15pm

re: #175 realwest

Show off!

Figurón?
;-)
I happen to have a neat internet dictionary.

186 Mithrax  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:57:21pm

re: #184 Silvergirl

A Knight’s Tale was such FUN! The way they incorporated all that modern music into a medieval setting was so well done. I loved how they cast Chaucer, especially his entrance in the film. Now Heath’s love interest, I don’t know. No slur against her beauty, but her acting didn’t capture me and I kept thinking the woman who played the blacksmith would have been better with Heath.

I personally would have taken either one.

or both. I’m not picky :P

187 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:57:36pm

re: #163 Shiplord Kirel

Very fine response to that article. I just loved the last paragraphs where they said that this is the second military since 1993 in Central America. The previous one? The President also wanted to tear up the constitution and democracy, apparently just like this one. Hmmmmm, doesn’t sound like a military coup to me. Sounds like a military DEFENDING the country from all enemies foreign and domestic.

188 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:59:07pm

re: #182 jorline

Hermana no, verde sí hermano.

Oops, disculpa me. (jorline)

189 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 4:59:57pm

Outstanding vid !

Kinda like how I get dinner these days with wifey working nights.

190 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:01:32pm
191 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:03:07pm

you’re an ex-bat.
you’re a former bat.
you’ve ceased to be!

192 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:03:13pm

re: #189 SasquatchOnSteroids

Outstanding vid !

Kinda like how I get dinner these days with wifey working nights.

You snatch and eat bats? I guess that’s pretty efficient as long as you don’t go the recipe box and start cookin’ em up and stuff.

193 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:03:17pm

re: #188 callahan23

Oops, disculpa me. (jorline)

lol…damn dictionaries are great aren’t they?

194 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:03:26pm

re: #183 Shiplord Kirel

Many thanks, RW, from one jewel to another.
Another lefty regime, the Obama administration, was also backing Zelaya at last report, with the lefty/arabist nest known as the State Department declaring that the US still recognizes the little Z as the only constitutional president of Honduras.

How would the media-industrial complex have reacted if GW Bush had called for a referendum to re-write the Constitution and give him a third term a few months before his legitimate term expired? It is an amusing idea to contemplate.

On a smaller scale Bloomberg did just that . Does not bode well for the future me thinks.

195 Lincolntf  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:03:31pm

re: #187 BlueCanuck

I’m waiting to see if some wacked out General (“Strongman” is a word you hear a lot in these Central American successions of power) takes over before I get totally behind this. But if the succession goes smoothly and wiith at least a semblance of Constitutionality, and Chavez is pissed (as he seems to be) then so far, so good.

196 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:04:12pm

re: #184 Silvergirl

A Knight’s Tale was such FUN! The way they incorporated all that modern music into a medieval setting was so well done. I loved how they cast Chaucer, especially his entrance in the film. Now Heath’s love interest, I don’t know. No slur against her beauty, but her acting didn’t capture me and I kept thinking the woman who played the blacksmith would have been better with Heath.

no slur either..But you are right.The blacksmith was smoking hot….
Fun movie!

197 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:05:35pm

re: #192 The Shadow Do

You snatch and eat bats? I guess that’s pretty efficient as long as you don’t go the recipe box and start cookin’ em up and stuff.

straight up raw. Toothpicks are included in the wings. what more could you ask for ?

198 rightside  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:06:08pm

Anything like Buffalo wings?

199 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:06:53pm

re: #196 HoosierHoops

I hated that movie. With a white hot burning passion. With all of my being. Was the most ridiculous thing I had ever seen.

Then… I thought… “Maybe I’m not watching it in the right spirit.”

Watched again. Liked it more.

200 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:07:46pm

re: #193 jorline

lol…damn dictionaries are great aren’t they?

Essential to my phrasing.
Nooot. ;-)

201 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:07:55pm

re: #195 Lincolntf

A civilian, party member has been sworn in already. Just to fill in till the term ends on January 27, 2009. Still can’t understand why Venezula would be up in arms and declaring war over this. Not even a neighbour of the country.

202 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:08:00pm

Actually, you can tell when a family has a mother who works nights by how many cereal bowls are in the dishwasher the next morning.

203 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:08:41pm

re: #176 brookly red

hmmm, I wonder if it comes from the Chinese language where there is no plural… hence 4 man tent not 4 mens tent.

When the primary modifier is itself a noun the singular is used.

204 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:10:07pm

re: #197 SasquatchOnSteroids

straight up raw. Toothpicks are included in the wings. what more could you ask for ?

Add a cold beer and you’re good to go.

205 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:10:24pm

re: #203 Spare O’Lake

When the primary modifier is itself a noun the singular is used.

I was told there would be no grammar.

206 Lincolntf  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:10:58pm

re: #201 BlueCanuck

Good to hear. (I assume you mean 2010). Hope he’s not a nutjob. The politics down there are always a mess, if you ask me. I remember being a little kid and hearing about crises/coups/revolutions in Central America. 30 years later it’s like the same newsreel being played over again.

207 rightside  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:11:17pm

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

208 John Neverbend  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:11:42pm

re: #15 brookly red

/and the Mayans who built the tempels were designed to?

…to build temples?

209 avanti  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:11:51pm

O.T. some of you may recall that my friend Ted, a 75 year old drag racer was injured in crash of his twin Turbo Studebaker a few weeks back. Well, he’s back at in the Pure Stock Muscle car drags with a stock, supercharged 1963 Studebaker. (Stude Tomato) I just got this:

Ted and The Tomato won their shootout against Jeff’s 1969 Pontiac Custom S 350 HO, 4-speed. Ted’s best run was a 13.09 against his best of 12.99, both on street tires and full exhaust.
Ted and Jeff swapped Rounds One & Two in the shootout, throwing the decision to the do-or-die Round Three everyone tries to avoid. Ted had an excellent reaction time and stayed ahead of Jeff to win Round Three and, thus, his shootout.

Ted reported feeling very good about racing again. He and The Tomato performed well, with several reaction times well under .100, so The Master didn’t lose a thing inside the brain box when The Chicken Hawk tumbled last month.
Chuck Kern likewise did very well, posting his Best ET and Speed ever in his 1963 R2/Powershift Avanti.
Chuck was paired with a 1965 Olds 442/4-speed and, like Ted, they traded Rounds One and Two to trip the trigger for Round Three. As sometimes happens when a GM guy is faced with that much tension and the possibility of losing to a Studebaker, he red-lighted big time, Chuck said, handing the Shootout’s 2-out-of-3 contest to Chuck.

210 jvic  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:12:05pm

re: #120 NelsFree

3. The Radar cross-section (RCS) of a bat is reduced when they fold their wings.

Not if the bat is stealthy. ;-)

211 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:14:06pm

re: #206 Lincolntf

DOH! Yeah, still trying to think here. One good bit of news over all though. If I remember correctly, there doesn’t seem to be many military takeovers that there were. It actually seems fairly quiet. I wonder how much was influenced by Castro funnelling arms to every single insurgent, communist organization? Seemed to really quiet down with the fall of the Soviet Union.

212 Lincolntf  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:17:26pm

re: #211 BlueCanuck

The Cold War was definitely a factor. Now I’m guessing that it’s corruption (and I mean the billions of drug dollars kind of corruption) that makes the most trouble. And, of course, the lingering issues from all their past crooked regimes.

213 chicagodudewhotrades  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:18:33pm

Is Hugo just blowing smoke about military force in the Honduran thing? the capital to capital straight line distance is 1,390 miles (thank you google earth) He has MIG-29’s, but I’m not sure if they can reach there and back. And he can’t send the military overland since this means crossing a few borders to get there. Not sure what his navy can do. I would normally think he is blowing smoke about this, but his socialist economy gets worse by the day. Losers like him need conflict to keep the populace from bitching about the lousy economy. Any thoughts on actual military conflict over this?

214 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:18:43pm

re: #199 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I hated that movie. With a white hot burning passion. With all of my being. Was the most ridiculous thing I had ever seen.

Then… I thought… “Maybe I’m not watching it in the right spirit.”

Watched again. Liked it more.


A knights Tale? Fun movie
A Dark Knight? One of the most brilliant parts I have ever seen played…
I promised my review hours ago.I’m still kind of stunned….Who can play a fucking clown in a clown movie and bring an edge that is terrifying.
I have seen bad guys in movies my whole life…I have never seen anyone play a part like Heath did.
I figured tonight I’m putting together a top 10 bad guys of all time list..
Then see how the Joker compares in depth of acting….
top 10:
Bill in Kill Bill one and two…..Scarey shit
Denzel in Training day….He will fuck you up
The Devil in the exorcist.. Scared the hell out of me…no pun intended
But depth of acting and total scarey shit?

215 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:19:51pm

re: #195 Lincolntf

I’m waiting to see if some wacked out General (“Strongman” is a word you hear a lot in these Central American successions of power) takes over before I get totally behind this. But if the succession goes smoothly and wiith at least a semblance of Constitutionality, and Chavez is pissed (as he seems to be) then so far, so good.

As prescribed by the Honduran constitution, the president of congress, Roberto Michelleti, has already been sworn in as president. This was not a coup except in the minds of indoctrinated and lazy lefty journalists who don’t want to check the facts.
The military removed Zelaya under direct and lawful orders from the supreme court and the congress after he had attempted to stage an illegal election with foreign help and with the idea of extending his term. The meddling foreigner is Hugo Chavez, who hoped to see yet another member added to axis of dictators and is sorely disappointed that lawful authorities have prevented it.

216 Mithrax  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:20:05pm

re: #214 HoosierHoops

Wanna see a magic trick?

217 Lincolntf  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:20:47pm

re: #215 Shiplord Kirel

Yeah, I’m working my way through the various stories. Do we know anything about Micheletti?

218 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:21:09pm

re: #216 Mithrax

Wanna see a magic trick?

Sure…
*wink*

219 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:21:26pm

re: #203 Spare O’Lake

thanks

220 freetoken  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:21:33pm

re: #213 chicagodudewhotrades

Seems like just empty bravado on the part of Chavez. He likes to think of himself as the leader of Latin America, and probably feels it is his duty to make it look like he is doing something.

221 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:21:43pm

I see that the United Nations is going to meet on Monday regarding Honduras:

UN General Assembly To Meet On Honduras Unrest Monday-Spokesman

UNITED NATIONS (AFP)—The U.N. General Assembly will meet in emergency session Monday to discuss the political unrest in Honduras, where President Manuel Zelaya was ousted and sent into exile in Costa Rica, a spokesman said Sunday.

General Assembly President Miguel D’Escoto Brockmann scheduled a meeting for noon (1600 GMT) Monday at the request of Honduran Ambassador to the U.N. Jorge Reina Idiaquez, D’Escoto’s spokesman Enrique Yeves said.

[Link: www.nasdaq.com…]

They ever meet regarding Iran?

222 Mithrax  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:22:49pm

re: #218 HoosierHoops

Sure…
*wink*

Ok, watch the pencil


*makes it wiggle*

223 Lincolntf  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:22:53pm

re: #217 Lincolntf

To answer my own question, Wiki has a quickie description and that’s it.
Micheletti

224 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:23:13pm

re: #213 chicagodudewhotrades

Is Hugo just blowing smoke about military force in the Honduran thing? the capital to capital straight line distance is 1,390 miles (thank you google earth) He has MIG-29’s, but I’m not sure if they can reach there and back. And he can’t send the military overland since this means crossing a few borders to get there. Not sure what his navy can do. I would normally think he is blowing smoke about this, but his socialist economy gets worse by the day. Losers like him need conflict to keep the populace from bitching about the lousy economy. Any thoughts on actual military conflict over this?

If he does interfere it will be by supplying arms (he was gifted about a million Ak’s and an AK factory by the neo-imperial Putin,) so he might send some irregular troops and specfors disguised as civilian Honduran insurgents. That’s if he thinks he has a shot. I doubt you would see air power or sea power used as our Fifth fleet stationed in FL (wise move on Bush’s part) could easily put an end to that.

225 jaunte  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:24:17pm

I wonder why Zelaya was exiled rather than being arrested.

226 Macker  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:26:00pm

re: #215 Shiplord Kirel

10,000 updings for you and Honduras!
10,000 downdings for Comrades Оба́ма and Chavez!

227 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:26:13pm

re: #205 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I was told there would be no grammar.

As the hooker said to the English teacher who criticized her crudely worded sales pitch for oral sex: “What do you want, good grammar or good taste?”

228 Lincolntf  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:26:13pm

Found this interesting. The new Pres. of Honduras was born in Italy.

229 Macker  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:26:57pm

re: #221 Gus 802

I see that the United Nations is going to meet on Monday regarding Honduras:

[Link: www.nasdaq.com…]

They ever meet regarding Iran?

Gee, what strongly-worded letter will come out of that august chamber?

230 callahan23  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:27:20pm

I gotta take my leave for today.
I love you (Lizardim} - mostly.

231 Lincolntf  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:27:57pm

“The United States rejected the overthrow of Zelaya in statements[11] by both U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and U.S. Ambassador to Honduras Hugo Llorens. The European Union and the Organization of American States have also condemned the military coup.”

Doesn’t seem too popular with anyone but the Hondurans.

232 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:28:28pm

re: #229 Macker

Gee, what strongly-worded letter will come out of that august chamber?

Yeah, those tough guys at the UN. Of course they’re going to side with the socialists which is why they’re acting so quickly. Even Obama has made a statement. Apparently, not meddling in Obama’s world only applies to the Iranian regime.

233 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:29:01pm

re: #230 callahan23

I gotta take my leave for today.
I love you (Lizardim} - mostly.

Later Callahan.

234 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:29:34pm

re: #231 Lincolntf

“The United States rejected the overthrow of Zelaya in statements[11] by both U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and U.S. Ambassador to Honduras Hugo Llorens. The European Union and the Organization of American States have also condemned the military coup.”

Doesn’t seem too popular with anyone but the Hondurans.

And unpopular with the socialists.

235 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:30:06pm

re: #224 Thanos

If he does interfere it will be by supplying arms (he was gifted about a million Ak’s and an AK factory by the neo-imperial Putin,) so he might send some irregular troops and specfors disguised as civilian Honduran insurgents.

The Jimmy Carter Brigade of International Election Inspectors to the rescue!

236 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:31:24pm

re: #213 chicagodudewhotrades

Is Hugo just blowing smoke about military force in the Honduran thing? the capital to capital straight line distance is 1,390 miles (thank you google earth) He has MIG-29’s, but I’m not sure if they can reach there and back. And he can’t send the military overland since this means crossing a few borders to get there. Not sure what his navy can do. I would normally think he is blowing smoke about this, but his socialist economy gets worse by the day. Losers like him need conflict to keep the populace from bitching about the lousy economy. Any thoughts on actual military conflict over this?

The MiG-29 can’t reach that far. Venezuela has tankers, KC-130s, but they are probably grounded right now and wouldn’t be compatible with MiG refueling probes anyway. The Venezuelan navy is capable of operating over that distance, but without air cover they would very vulnerable to the small Honduran air force and anyone else who might decide to side with them. Honduran armed forces (for some reason, this excludes any details on the Honduran navy).
One possibility is that pro-Zelaya unions and other thugs could seize an airfield long enough for a sizable number of Chavez goons to be flown in, together with arms for their local allies. It would be a disaster for the Chavistas but Hugo probably doesn’t care about actual results so long as he can assert his leadership of the thug world.

237 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:31:44pm

re: #222 Mithrax

Ok, watch the pencil

*makes it wiggle*

Cute….what’s up?

238 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:32:06pm

re: #224 Thanos

/pimf “Fourth Fleet” arrggh

The Illustrious Fifth Fleet is currently forward working the Gulf, Red Sea, and environs.

239 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:32:31pm

The three stages of Barack Obama’s foreign policy:

1. Express concern.
2. Express what you find troubling.
3. Reconciliation

240 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:33:18pm

re: #231 Lincolntf

“The United States rejected the overthrow of Zelaya in statements[11] by both U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and U.S. Ambassador to Honduras Hugo Llorens. The European Union and the Organization of American States have also condemned the military coup.”

Doesn’t seem too popular with anyone but the Hondurans.

Carter days, and why three countries per year fell to communism during his presidency.

241 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:35:24pm

re: #232 Gus 802

Yeah, those tough guys at the UN. Of course they’re going to side with the socialists which is why they’re acting so quickly. Even Obama has made a statement. Apparently, not meddling in Obama’s world only applies to the Iranian regime.

/Lately the socialists are getting very ballsy, I wonder what brought this on?

242 Macker  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:35:52pm

re: #240 Thanos

Carter days, and why three countries per year fell to communism during his presidency.

Um…isn’t Nicaragua next to Honduras?
Why yes…yes it is.

243 Macker  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:36:10pm

re: #241 brookly red

Three guesses and the first two don’t count.

244 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:37:43pm

re: #209 avanti

avanti, we need some sort of celebration when you get into positive karma territory. You’re getting awfully close. Have you ever been?

245 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:37:49pm

re: #241 brookly red

/Lately the socialists are getting very ballsy, I wonder what brought this on?

I think it’s simply because they know that Barack Obama will not take any action. Of course Barack will take “action” in the form of rhetoric.

/Words, just words.

246 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:37:55pm

re: #239 Gus 802

The three stages of Barack Obama’s foreign policy:

1. Express concern.
2. Express what you find troubling.
3. Reconciliation

4. apologize
5. cut defense spending

247 Macker  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:38:46pm

re: #246 brookly red

4. apologize
5. cut defense spending

6. bend over and apply Vaseline™

248 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:38:53pm

re: #246 brookly red

4. apologize
5. cut defense spending

Seven more and we can have Barack Obama’s 12-steps to Foreign Policy.

249 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:39:48pm

re: #209 avanti

my nephew was chosen to race for Pink Racing next month in MI….only 400 cars nationwide….he runs a 70 Maverick, punched out 351 Cleveland….high 11’s…they expect over 50k for the event next month

250 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:40:44pm

re: #247 Macker

6. bend over and apply Vaseline™

If we’re going for a 12-step thing, you need to reserve that for number 12.

251 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:41:13pm

re: #244 Silvergirl

avanti, we need some sort of celebration when you get into positive karma territory. You’re getting awfully close. Have you ever been?

He’s there now

252 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:41:20pm

re: #244 Silvergirl

avanti, we need some sort of celebration when you get into positive karma territory. You’re getting awfully close. Have you ever been?

Yup.he went positive yesterday… The 911 system went into overload as lizards world wide fainted….Europe went crazy..Avanti goes Green… Kind of like a corporate logo

253 Macker  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:41:29pm

re: #43 callahan23

Hey callahan! Please send me an e-mail; I’d like to extend an invitation to you!

254 Macker  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:41:50pm

re: #250 Silvergirl

Repeat six times….

255 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:41:57pm

re: #245 Gus 802

I think it’s simply because they know that Barack Obama will not take any action. Of course Barack will take “action” in the form of rhetoric.

/Words, just words.

rhetoric? you mean like nationalizing the auto industry, seizing the banks & socializing medicine? yeah, just words…

256 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:42:55pm

re: #248 Gus 802

Seven more and we can have Barack Obama’s 12-steps to Foreign Policy.

a contribution to the list
consult polls (or Magic 8 ball)

257 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:43:01pm

re: #255 brookly red

rhetoric? you mean like nationalizing the auto industry, seizing the banks & socializing medicine? yeah, just words…

Yeah, not on the domestic front.

258 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:43:26pm

re: #248 Gus 802

Seven more and we can have Barack Obama’s 12-steps to Foreign Policy.

/well we still need the first step, admit the problem.

259 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:43:27pm

re: #252 HoosierHoops

Yup.he went positive yesterday… The 911 system went into overload as lizards world wide fainted….Europe went crazy..Avanti goes Green… Kind of like a corporate logo

Wow. Just wow.

260 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:44:11pm

re: #254 Macker

Repeat six times….

Now that is funny!

261 Macker  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:45:14pm

re: #252 HoosierHoops

Yup.he went positive yesterday… The 911 system went into overload as lizards world wide fainted….Europe went crazy..Avanti goes Green… Kind of like a corporate logo

And the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl!

262 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:45:59pm

re: #214 HoosierHoops

Twas Genius. Still not Hannibal Lector. But Genius.

263 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:46:13pm

re: #256 Silvergirl

a contribution to the list
consult polls (or Magic 8 ball)

OK so far we have:

Barack Obama’s 12-steps to Foreign Policy

1. Admit the problem.
2. Express concern.
3. Express what you find troubling.
4. Reconciliation.
5. Apologize.
6. Cut defense spending.
7. Bend over and apply Vaseline™.
8. Consult polls (or Magic 8 ball).

264 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:46:28pm

re: #239 Gus 802

The three stages of Barack Obama’s foreign policy:

1. Express concern.
2. Express what you find troubling.
3. Reconciliation

4. Preemptive surrender.

265 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:46:41pm

re: #251 reine.de.tout

He’s there now

You’re right! When I looked and saw the 55 earlier, my brain just put the negative sign in front from force of habit!

266 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:46:55pm

re: #264 Kenneth

4. Preemptive surrender.

Barack Obama’s 12-steps to Foreign Policy

1. Admit the problem.
2. Express concern.
3. Express what you find troubling.
4. Reconciliation.
5. Apologize.
6. Cut defense spending.
7. Bend over and apply Vaseline™.
8. Consult polls (or Magic 8 ball).
9. Preemptive surrender.

267 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:47:35pm

re: #263 Gus 802

OK so far we have:

Barack Obama’s 12-steps to Foreign Policy

1. Admit the problem.
2. Express concern.
3. Express what you find troubling.
4. Reconciliation.
5. Apologize.
6. Cut defense spending.
7. Bend over and apply Vaseline™.
8. Consult polls (or Magic 8 ball).

You just have to save #7 for #12.

268 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:47:54pm

re: #267 Silvergirl

You just have to save #7 for #12.

OK, it can be re-numbered.

269 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:47:58pm
270 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:48:11pm

re: #250 Silvergirl

If we’re going for a 12-step thing, you need to reserve that for number 12.

That’s number 11.

Number 12 is asking Ahmadinejad for a reach around, please.

271 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:48:16pm

re: #242 Macker

Um…isn’t Nicaragua next to Honduras?
Why yes…yes it is.

Yes, worse than that Costa Rica and Panama are both pretty close as well and neither has an army.

272 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:48:57pm

re: #263 Gus 802

OK so far we have:

Barack Obama’s 12-steps to Foreign Policy

1. Admit the problem.
2. Express concern.
3. Express what you find troubling.
4. Reconciliation.
5. Apologize.
6. Cut defense spending.
7. Bend over and apply Vaseline™.
8. Consult polls (or Magic 8 ball).

9. raise taxes
10. raise taxes
11. raise taxes
12. reparations

273 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:50:34pm

re: #259 Silvergirl

Wow. Just wow.

I know..Can you believe it… The next time he posts I’m going to trash him just for general principles…LOL
I mean what has he been posting thousands of downdings ago to go positive?
Reagan’s’ secret policy papers? I mean seriously..Has there ever been a Lizard that can be awarded Come back lizard of the year?
*shakes head*
Kudo’s Chief

274 Macker  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:50:40pm

re: #272 brookly red

So much for 12 Steps….

275 avanti  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:51:47pm

re: #244 Silvergirl

avanti, we need some sort of celebration when you get into positive karma territory. You’re getting awfully close. Have you ever been?

Nope, started out with minuses, then headed down to around -2000, first time in positive as I recall.

276 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:51:51pm

re: #262 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Twas Genius. Still not Hannibal Lector. But Genius.

12 minutes of screen time and Hopkins changed history

277 chicagodudewhotrades  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:52:19pm

re: #248 Gus 802

Barack Obama’s 12 steps to Foreign Policy:


1. express concern
2. apologize (even if the USA isn’t involved in any way, shape, or form)
3. punt to United Nations
4. offer to have talks
5. cut defense spending
6. Try the apology route again
7. ask the UN to get involved (again)
8. Time for some more talks
9. cut defense spending some more to pay for all the talks and bribing of UN to get them to even put the current issue on the UN agenda

10. apologize for every sin the US has ever done, even if what the US has done in the past has no bearing on the current crisis
11. form a ‘crisis group’ headed by sec-state to look tough
12. Hide under the bed and blame Sec-state when the S^&* hits the fan

***** repeat any/all steps as many times as necessary to avoid any real decision.

13. (optional) do the round of late night talk shows (or take kids out for custard) to get crisis off the news cycle

278 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:52:35pm

re: #270 Kenneth

That’s number 11.

Number 12 is asking Ahmadinejad for a reach around, please.

I have to admit ignorance. I just Googled it and what can I say but ewwwww!

279 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:52:40pm

re: #272 brookly red

9. raise taxes
10. raise taxes
11. raise taxes
12. reparations

Barack Obama’s 12-steps to Foreign Policy

1. Admit the problem.
2. Express concern.
3. Express what you find troubling.
4. Reconciliation.
5. Apologize.
6. Cut defense spending.
7. Raise taxes.
8. Reparations
9. Consult polls (or Magic 8 ball).
10. Blame Bush.
11. Bend over and apply Vaseline™
12. Ask Ahmadinejad for a reach around.

280 Macker  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:53:20pm

re: #275 avanti

Congratulations! 10,000 updings just for breaking into positive territory!

281 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:53:35pm

re: #277 chicagodudewhotrades

Nice.

282 chicagodudewhotrades  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:55:34pm

re: #281 Gus 802


Thanks. spur of the moment thing. I took some of the above ideas and just riffed on my own from there.

283 avanti  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:55:55pm

re: #249 albusteve

my nephew was chosen to race for Pink Racing next month in MI….only 400 cars nationwide….he runs a 70 Maverick, punched out 351 Cleveland….high 11’s…they expect over 50k for the event next month

I started drag racing back when we had a flag man, but haven’t been on the strip in about 2 years. I always ran stock cars, except a Cobra replica I built.

284 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:56:16pm

re: #275 avanti

I strongly disagree with you more often than I agree with you. But I have come to respect you greatly (made a bad joke at your expense yesterday- probably again. Sorry.)

285 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:56:38pm

re: #279 Gus 802

Barack Obama’s 12-steps to Foreign Policy

1. Admit the problem.
2. Express concern.
3. Express what you find troubling.
4. Reconciliation.
5. Apologize.
6. Cut defense spending.
7. Raise taxes.
8. Reparations
9. Consult polls (or Magic 8 ball).
10. Blame Bush.
11. Bend over and apply Vaseline™
12. Ask Ahmadinejad for a reach around.

pretty good for the first six months… just wait till he gets up to speed.

286 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:56:40pm

re: #278 Silvergirl

Ah you poor naive girl. :)

287 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:58:24pm
288 avanti  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:59:08pm

re: #284 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I strongly disagree with you more often than I agree with you. But I have come to respect you greatly (made a bad joke at your expense yesterday- probably again. Sorry.)

No harm, no foul, not the first time I was the butt of a joke, I can assure you.

289 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:59:23pm

re: #287 buzzsawmonkey

What are the 39 Steps?

something to do with the rhumba?

290 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:59:30pm

re: #278 Silvergirl

I have to admit ignorance. I just Googled it and what can I say but ewwwww!

/but wait theres more! if you sign this bill before midnight tonight…

291 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 5:59:44pm

re: #285 brookly red

pretty good for the first six months… just wait till he gets up to speed.

That will be something. So far they’re applying the Democratic Nanny State rule where upon anything they see as harmful is either taxed to death or regulated to death. Hence the Waxmann climate change bill and the attack on cigarets. Soon to come will be fatty foods, sugars, and anything the lefties deem as “harmful.” The model is NYC, San Francisco, Berkeley, Portland and Chicago.

292 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:00:27pm

re: #287 buzzsawmonkey

What are the 39 Steps?

Movie?

293 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:01:21pm
294 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:01:27pm

re: #290 brookly red

/but wait theres more! if you sign this bill before midnight tonight…

/You get a free set of Cutco cutlery and a plasma TV!

295 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:01:45pm

re: #275 avanti

Nope, started out with minuses, then headed down to around -2000, first time in positive as I recall.

Well hurry up and say something stupid so we can downding you back where you belong!

;)

296 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:02:16pm

re: #293 buzzsawmonkey

Mr. Memory: “The Thirty-Nine Steps…is an organization of spies…”(he is murdered)

—from the film “The 39 Steps”

is there any movie you have not seen?

297 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:02:20pm

re: #288 avanti

No harm, no foul, not the first time I was the butt of a joke, I can assure you.

I’m proud of you Chief….From a negative zillion dings to positive….
And yet you have stayed true to yourself….

298 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:02:57pm
299 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:02:57pm

re: #295 Kenneth

Come on, let him enjoy his moment on the plus side. Who knows? Maybe this is the sign of things to come?

/admit it, at times he does make some sense.

300 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:03:23pm

re: #278 Silvergirl

Sometimes ignorance is a blessing.

301 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:03:41pm

re: #291 Gus 802

That will be something. So far they’re applying the Democratic Nanny State rule where upon anything they see as harmful is either taxed to death or regulated to death. Hence the Waxmann climate change bill and the attack on cigarets. Soon to come will be fatty foods, sugars, and anything the lefties deem as “harmful.” The model is NYC, San Francisco, Berkeley, Portland and Chicago.

don’t worry about your sugars, worry about your health care comrade.

302 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:04:05pm

re: #298 buzzsawmonkey

Lots of ‘em. But, on the other hand, I’ve also seen lots of ‘em.

name me three of your all time favorite American films

303 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:04:58pm

re: #299 BlueCanuck

Put it this way, I much prefer arguing with avanti or iceweasel than reading the drivel nogrod used to write.

304 jvic  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:06:17pm

OT: an inconvenient truth about this “science-based” administration:

E-mails indicate EPA suppressed report skeptical of global warming

Carlin has an undergraduate degree in physics from CalTech and a PhD in economics from MIT. His Web site lists papers about the environment and public policy dating back to 1964, spanning topics from pollution control to environmentally-responsible energy pricing.

The EPA also said in its statement: “The individual in question is not a scientist and was not part of the working group dealing with this issue. Nevertheless, blah blah blah…”

If he questions AGW, of course he’s not a scientist. (Anybody can get a physics degree from Caltech…)

305 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:06:24pm

re: #301 brookly red

don’t worry about your sugars, worry about your health care comrade.

Don’t have any health care now actually — my fault of course. That should be something though. They’ve taken over everything else and health care is next. The climate bill amounts to a government run energy industry with mandates and billions of additional spending.

/Nationalize, mandate, regulate, tax, reduce and repeat.

306 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:06:27pm

re: #300 Kenneth

Sometimes ignorance is a blessing.

Thanks. In this case it was. Till I looked it up. Then, you know, that visual of The One and Ahmadinejad …

*shudder*

307 Mithrax  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:06:54pm

re: #303 Kenneth

Put it this way, I much prefer arguing with avanti or iceweasel than reading the drivel nogrod used to write.

I’ll agree with that.

308 Lincolntf  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:08:04pm

Not that you asked me, but someone else did a few weeks ago, with the proviso that they were made in my lifetime. Off the top of my head I came up with these three:
Jaws
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Natural

I’m pretty comfortable with that list, but I’m sure I’m forgetting some good ones.

309 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:08:18pm

re: #302 albusteve

name me three of your all time favorite American films

Buzz? I’d be curious as to your answer also.

310 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:08:20pm

re: #295 Kenneth

Well hurry up and say something stupid so we can downding you back where you belong!

;)

Yes, and then buzz can write him up to the tune of Hello Dolly!

311 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:09:06pm

Obama and company want to tax health benefits.

Unless of course they’re union health benefits.

[Link: www.bloomberg.com…]

312 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:09:11pm

re: #308 Lincolntf

“The Natural” is so under-rated. Love that movie.

313 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:12:42pm

re: #312 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

“The Natural” is so under-rated. Love that movie.

agreed….the cover coming off the homer was classic stuff

314 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:12:49pm

re: #310 Silvergirl

Hello Dolly, by the comparable Satchmo:

315 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:13:42pm

re: #308 Lincolntf

Not that you asked me, but someone else did a few weeks ago, with the proviso that they were made in my lifetime. Off the top of my head I came up with these three:
Jaws
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Natural

I’m pretty comfortable with that list, but I’m sure I’m forgetting some good ones.

Stuck on a desert island list..Movies you would have to watch over and over and not go insane…
African Queen
Casablanca
Forrest Gump
Big
Dark Knight
The GodFather one and two
Saprono’s. Every season on DVD
The first 2 seasons of Entourage

316 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:14:53pm
317 freetoken  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:14:56pm

re: #304 jvic

The so-called report rightly ought to have been filed in the circular file. No matter how much M.Malkin wants to make this a major political scandal, the substance of the report rightfully should have been overlooked.

318 chicagodudewhotrades  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:17:04pm

re: #308 Lincolntf

Off the top of my head i would say:

Jaws
Close encounters of the 3rd kind
Star Wars

I picked these 3 becuase of the scenes below:

the scene in Jaws where Chief Brodie is chumming off the stern and the shark pops up to the surface, then he walks straight backwards into the pilot house to say “we’re gonna need a bigger boat’ is a unforgetable scene

In ‘close encounters’ when dryfus is in the electric company truck looking at the map figuring out where he is. and then over his shoulder you see what you think are a car’s headlights coming up behind the truck, and then they rise straight up.


The entire final battle and the scene where luke blows up the death star. This was the first movie I ever saw. i still remember that day

319 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:17:06pm

re: #316 buzzsawmonkey

Maltese Falcon — great movie.

I also liked Barefoot Contessa with Bogart and Ava Gardner.

320 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:17:50pm
321 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:18:03pm

I’m “deeply concerned” about the leadership of our country.

322 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:18:14pm

re: #318 chicagodudewhotrades

Jaws..What a great movie!
Good call

323 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:18:48pm

re: #320 buzzsawmonkey

Understand, that leaves off such incredible films as Murder at the Vanities, The Big Broadcast of 1932, The War Wagon, The Wild Bunch, American Madness, and a whole stack of stuff by Capra and Sturges.

Vertigo
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House

324 _RememberTonyC  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:19:49pm

Hello All ….

Chinatown was a great film …. probably my favorite Nicholson flick.

325 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:19:54pm
326 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:20:25pm

re: #318 chicagodudewhotrades

Best scene in Jaws, Robert Shaw delivers the USS Indianapolis soliloque. Bone chilling.

327 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:21:32pm

re: #325 buzzsawmonkey

Vertigo never did it for me. Mr. Blandings is a hoot and a half.

Kim Novak! =]

Yeah, Mr. Blandings is a great movie — love it.

328 chicagodudewhotrades  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:21:44pm

re: #326 Kenneth

yeah, whole movie is a true classic

329 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:21:45pm

re: #321 jorline

I’m “deeply concerned” about the leadership of our country.

I’m afraid I’ll have to direct you to number 11 of the list.

330 Lincolntf  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:21:54pm

re: #318 chicagodudewhotrades

Star Wars should def. be on the list. I was always lukewarm about Close Encounters, though.

331 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:22:10pm

re: #324 _RememberTonyC

Hello All ….

Chinatown was a great film …. probably my favorite Nicholson flick.

I was a little kid munching popcorn watching Bonnie And Clyde and thought it was the greatest movie of all time…..
Sex
Guns
shootouts
/I was in heaven

332 _RememberTonyC  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:22:17pm

This was just a “drive by.” Hope you all had a good weekend!

333 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:22:38pm

Road to Perdition

334 _RememberTonyC  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:23:19pm

re: #331 HoosierHoops

I was a little kid munching popcorn watching Bonnie And Clyde and thought it was the greatest movie of all time…..
Sex
Guns
shootouts
/I was in heaven

LOL … Hoosier … Faye Dunaway was NICE !

335 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:23:45pm

re: #316 buzzsawmonkey

Oh, gee, that’s tough.

Casablanca is probably the greatest Hollywood film ever made. For the other two, you’d have to go to categories:

Musical: 42nd Street and Swing Time

Gangster/Detective: Key Largo and The Maltese Falcon

Western: High Noon and El Dorado

Comedy: Million Dollar Legs and International House

Silent: The General and Greed

Mind you, these are just faves of the moment. I’m a little heavy on Bogart and WC Fields here, and I can think of any number of other films that would go in these categories, but these spring to mind off the top of my head.

of course…interesting in that I’d agree with those choices….thanks

336 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:25:24pm

Chavez threatens military action over Honduras coup

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Sunday put troops on alert after a coup in Honduras and said he would respond militarily if his envoy to the Central American country was kidnapped or killed.

Chavez said on state television if his ambassador to Venezuela was killed, or if troops entered the Venezuelan Embassy, “that military junta would be entering a de facto state of war. We would have to act militarily … I have put the armed forces of Venezuela on alert.”

337 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:25:53pm

re: #328 chicagodudewhotrades

I grew up in a small town with only one cinema. That summer, Jaws was the only movie in town, I must have watched it a half dozen times at least. The whole movie is excellent, but that scene always gives me the chills. The ghost story within the ghost story.

338 albusteve  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:26:50pm

re: #337 Kenneth

I grew up in a small town with only one cinema. That summer, Jaws was the only movie in town, I must have watched it a half dozen times at least. The whole movie is excellent, but that scene always gives me the chills. The ghost story within the ghost story.

smile, you son of a bitch!

339 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:28:28pm

re: #329 Silvergirl

I’m afraid I’ll have to direct you to number 11 of the list.

Which list?

340 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:28:38pm

OK movie list…

Road to Perdition
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Houseboat
Cheyenne Social Club
2001 A Space Odyssey
Dr. Strangelove
Patton
Once Upon a Time in America
Saving Private Ryan
Double Indemnity
The Glenn Miller Story
It’s a Wonderful Life

There’s so many good movies. Anything with Jimmy Stewart or Cary Grant.

341 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:30:13pm

re: #340 Gus 802

OK movie list…

Road to Perdition
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Houseboat
Cheyenne Social Club
2001 A Space Odyssey
Dr. Strangelove
Patton
Once Upon a Time in America
Saving Private Ryan
Double Indemnity
The Glenn Miller Story
It’s a Wonderful Life

There’s so many good movies. Anything with Jimmy Stewart or Cary Grant.

Saving Private Ryan is on TNT now.

342 chicagodudewhotrades  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:30:35pm

re: #338 albusteve

‘Show me the way to go home,
I’m tired and I want to go to bed.
I had a little drink about a hour ago
and it went right to my head’

343 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:31:37pm

re: #341 jorline

Saving Private Ryan is on TNT now.

Nice. I try and watch it once a year. Usually on Youtube.

344 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:32:12pm

re: #340 Gus 802

OK movie list…

Road to Perdition
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Houseboat
Cheyenne Social Club
2001 A Space Odyssey
Dr. Strangelove
Patton
Once Upon a Time in America
Saving Private Ryan
Double Indemnity
The Glenn Miller Story
It’s a Wonderful Life

There’s so many good movies. Anything with Jimmy Stewart or Cary Grant.

I like your list..But I have only seen half those movies..
I really need to see Dr. Strangelove …There are lizards here that are going to beat me up…..Never seen it

345 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:32:12pm
346 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:32:23pm

Marty

With Ernest Borgnine.

347 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:33:14pm

re: #345 buzzsawmonkey

And a very goodly portion of those films starring John Wayne.

For sure. The Duke!

348 Gus  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:33:25pm

Gotta get some smokes. bbl

349 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:33:45pm

re: #338 albusteve

smile, you son of a bitch!

You’re certifiable, Quint! You know that?

350 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:34:48pm
351 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:35:57pm

Best comedy list has to include Some Like it Hot

352 avanti  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:37:11pm

re: #304 jvic

OT: an inconvenient truth about this “science-based” administration:

If he questions AGW, of course he’s not a scientist. (Anybody can get a physics degree from Caltech…)

Here’s the rest of the story.
link.

353 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:38:26pm

re: #336 jorline

Chavez threatens military action over Honduras coup

Is it still all Michael Jackson all the time on Fox?

354 jvic  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:39:09pm

re: #317 freetoken

The so-called report rightly ought to have been filed in the circular file. No matter how much M.Malkin wants to make this a major political scandal, the substance of the report rightfully should have been overlooked.

It’s hard to argue with a response like that.

Really, it is.
**************
1. I hardly ever read Malkin anymore. I’ve cut down on Instapundit since he took down the “if you have a modem I have an opinion” header, but that’s where I found the issue.

2. My bad: the link was left out of my #304.

355 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:41:47pm

re: #339 jorline

Which list?

Gulp. I’m in trouble now. The list Gus made. The one at #279.

I’m afraid we’re all taking it up the tailpipe now.

356 HoosierHoops  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:42:29pm

re: #350 buzzsawmonkey

*wink* I swear some day I’ll watch some of the classics…
Dang I suck…There are just some movies I showed see

357 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:46:07pm
358 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:47:00pm

This movie thread in the Guatemalan Bat Falcon thread is just all wrong. What movies have you see featuring Guatemalans, bats, or falcons?

359 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:47:17pm

Question. In his super-secret, private moments… do you think Obama wishes some other super-duper lib had been elected President?

Central America too?!?!?!

360 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:48:24pm

re: #357 buzzsawmonkey

I wasn’t aware Hollywood still made movies. I’ve seen these “things” from Hollywood lately, but you can’t call them real “movies”.

Best Western: “High Noon”

361 Kenneth  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:49:01pm

re: #359 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Question. In his super-secret, private moments… do you think Obama wishes some other super-duper lib had been elected President?

Central America too?!?!?!

Just another mess he inherited from Bush…

362 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:49:30pm
363 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:49:53pm

re: #358 Silvergirl

This movie thread in the Guatemalan Bat Falcon thread is just all wrong. What movies have you see featuring Guatemalans, bats, or falcons?

Roger that Vaseline.

364 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:50:02pm

re: #357 buzzsawmonkey

Donald O’Conner;

Make ‘Em Laugh. If I had one movie scene to watch before I died.

365 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:53:37pm
366 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:53:54pm

re: #363 jorline

I know a girl who
Thinks of ghosts
She’ll make you breakfast
She’ll make you toast
She don’t use butter
She don’t use cheese
She don’t use jelly
Or any of these
She uses Vaseline.

367 jorline  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:54:55pm

re: #366 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I know a girl who
Thinks of ghosts
She’ll make you breakfast
She’ll make you toast
She don’t use butter
She don’t use cheese
She don’t use jelly
Or any of these
She uses Vaseline.

lmao

368 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:55:46pm

re: #367 jorline

I freakin’ love that song!

369 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:55:55pm

re: #362 buzzsawmonkey

There’s The Bat with Bela Lugosi, and both versions of The Maltese Falcon (Ricardo Cortez version and Humphrey Bogart version; the Warren William version doesn’t count because they’re looking for the Horn of Roland); somebody else, not me, can probably claim The Falcon and the Snowman.

Of course! The Maltese Falcon has been here all along.

370 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 6:56:24pm

I know a guy who
Goes to shows
When he’s at home and
He blows his nose
He don’t use tissues
Or his sleeve
He don’t use napkins
Or any of these
He uses magazines

371 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 7:04:28pm

re: #362 buzzsawmonkey

There’s The Bat with Bela Lugosi, and both versions of The Maltese Falcon (Ricardo Cortez version and Humphrey Bogart version; the Warren William version doesn’t count because they’re looking for the Horn of Roland); somebody else, not me, can probably claim The Falcon and the Snowman.

I just looked this one up. The Harrison Ford movie Lost Worlds is about a black jaguar prowling the ruins of Tikal, a Mayan city. So there’s the Guatemalan connection.

372 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 7:06:48pm

I know a girl who
Reminds me of Cher
She’s always changing
The color of her hair
But she don’t use nuthin
That you buy at the store
She likes her hair to
Be real orange
She uses tangerines

373 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 7:08:47pm

Where’d everybody go?

374 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 7:09:53pm

re: #373 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Where’d everybody go?

Afraid of the falcons.

375 brookly red  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 7:11:04pm

re: #371 Silvergirl

I just looked this one up. The Harrison Ford movie Lost Worlds is about a black jaguar prowling the ruins of Tikal, a Mayan city. So there’s the Guatemalan connection.

Way OT but, I sponsor a child in Guatemala who is now almost 13 & has never seen a movie. wow.

376 Silvergirl  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 7:12:53pm

re: #375 brookly red

Way OT but, I sponsor a child in Guatemala who is now almost 13 & has never seen a movie. wow.

Maybe that’s in his/her future. I hope. What pleasures we enjoy with probably not enough gratitude for them.

377 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 7:16:13pm

G’night Knuckleheads! (you know who you are!)

378 MarineMomSue  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 8:11:53pm

re: #82 The Shadow Do

Not too mention your chimney which turned out to be chock full of them.

We had a bat in my Mom’s living room (thru the chimney/fireplace) a couple of weeks ago. Creepy creatures…

379 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 8:16:09pm
380 gander  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 8:25:07pm

Another snuff-film from National Geographic.

381 MarineMomSue  Sun, Jun 28, 2009 9:13:00pm

re: #270 Kenneth

That’s number 11.

Number 12 is asking Ahmadinejad for a reach around, please.

So, that’s why 0 wants Ahmadinejad to unclench his fist! The real reason is finally clear!

382 foray  Mon, Jun 29, 2009 3:59:48am

Love raptors. If you want a really great view of just how incredible they are check this video from the BBC out:


and then, when you want to know how fast they really are just watch the way this ones body shape totally shifts into a teardrop shape mid dive
383 Tigger2005  Mon, Jun 29, 2009 5:02:00am

Birds of prey know they’re cool.

384 VRWC Man  Mon, Jun 29, 2009 8:32:49pm

Of course it’s appropriate to talk movies during this thread. The Guatemalan ruins in the story are the ones George Lucas used for the Masasi Temples on the 4th Moon of Yavin. Check the video at 34 seconds.

Would that make these birds Millenium Falcons?


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