Here’s President Barack Obama’s speech to schoolchildren: Prepared School Remarks.

I’ve read the whole thing, looking for that sekrit socialism everyone is so sure must be hidden in there, and I just couldn’t find it. It seems to be a pretty good inspirational speech; work hard, stay in school, achieve your dreams, that kind of thing. Just like I predicted.

However … the operative word there is seems.

Because I’ve discovered something even more sinister and evil than any commie indoctrination. A plot so diabolical you may find it hard to believe.

Obama actually mentions Harry Potter in the speech.

I was utterly gobsmacked when I found this, buried under the charming platitudes, lurking like a trapdoor spider to ensnare the children of America.

Harry Freaking Potter!

Is the President of the United States a Satanist?!!

_{I don’t need to point out that this post is dripping with sarcasm, do I?}

UPDATE at 9/7/09 12:36:10 pm:

Here’s the promo spot currently in heavy rotation on Fox News:

[A picture of Obama looking angry and pointing his finger…]

SUPERINTENDENT … in chief?

Obama calls on students to respond to his policies!

Is the president pushing a hidden agenda onto America’s youth?

[Picture of helpless, innocent wide-eyed kids…]

[Picture of Glenn Beck waving his hands around…]

Glenn UNCOVERS THE TRUTH!

Tuesday, “Indoctrinating Students” … only on Beck!