A Response to CeeLo Green from the Ladies
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Ceelo Green may have an under-the-radar hit song, but Whitney Avalon reminds us that there are two sides to every story.
(Hat tip: Dangerous Minds.)
77 comments
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:10:20pm |
/there are 2 sides to every story... my side and the wrong side :)
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jamesfirecat Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:13:14pm |
Well I've survived my first week of actual work.
I've also learned one new upside to working at a start up, I don't need to worry about a gym membership anymore! There was not a signle day this week that we didn't take down, or set up our "computer lab". (About a 9 machines on four folding tables)
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spikester Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:15:22pm |
this is one of my favorite songs
we sing it at church just before we lite up
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:19:54pm |
Sounds like she took that CeeLo tune a little too personally.
/
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Stanghazi Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:22:17pm |
I'm partial to Ceelo's version, but Whitney kicks ass!
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Eclectic Infidel Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:23:43pm |
Since we're sharing music, here's a blast from my past, a song I'll always enjoy:
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Killgore Trout Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:25:52pm |
Allow me to retort....
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:28:59pm |
Which Lizard was it that coined the phrase "the Frank I was dealt"? Anyway, this is the Frank I was dealt:
Children are naive -- they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.
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William Barnett-Lewis Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:29:52pm |
Good evening, all. I think this is a good time for this little love song...
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:37:09pm |
Auto thieves are busy in Detroit...
Jesse Jackson's car stolen in Detroit
The Rev. Jesse Jackson found out just how rough things are in Detroit.
Several Detroit media outlets reported thieves stole Jackson’s ride — a 2009 Cadillac Escalade — from a parking lot near the city’s Doubletree Hotel.
The SUV was later recovered, but it was found without its rims and one of its windows had been broken, according to Detroit’s WXYZ-TV.
Jackson was in Detroit for a march and rally called “Rebuild America: Jobs, Justice and Peace.”
Just days after Jackson’s SUV was stolen, one of Detroit Mayor Dave Bing’s vehicles also went missing. The GMC Yukon Denali was later found resting on bricks, also missing its rims.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:49:23pm |
re: #15 NJDhockeyfan
Not that I approve of this kind of criminal activity (I absolutely do not), but it seems like a total waste of time and effort to steal a car and only take the rims.
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:51:36pm |
re: #16 Slumbering Behemoth
Not that I approve of this kind of criminal activity (I absolutely do not), but it seems like a total waste of time and effort to steal a car and only take the rims.
Those rims are worth a lot of money. Especially if Jackson's Escalade had spinners.
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Killgore Trout Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:56:29pm |
Two monks were returning to the monastery in the evening. It had rained and there were puddles of water on the road sides. At one place a beautiful young woman was standing unable to walk accross because of a puddle of water. The elder of the two monks went up to a her lifted her in his alms and left her on the other side of the road, and continued his way to the monastery.
In the evening the younger monk came to the elder monk and said, "Sir, as monks, we cannot touch a woman ?"
The elder monk answered "yes, brother".
Then the younger monk asks again, " but then Sir, how is that you lifted that woman on the roadside ?"
The elder monk smiled at him and told him " I left her on the other side of the road, but you are still carrying her "
-Zen Proverb
/Namaste, y'all
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 7:56:50pm |
re: #17 NJDhockeyfan
True, but I'm sure there are plenty of other parts on/in an '09 Escalade worth just as much.
I wish the sonsabitches that stole the only car I ever loved only took the fucking rims.
*SPIT!*
Yes I'm still bitter.
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stevemcg Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:08:56pm |
re: #15 NJDhockeyfan
Why would his car be in Detroit? I thought he lived in Atlanta. No way in hell did he drive (if he even drives at all) to Detroit.
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:10:33pm |
re: #17 NJDhockeyfan
Those rims are worth a lot of money. Especially if Jackson's Escalade had spinners.
spinners are a monument to stupidity. IMO
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:13:38pm |
re: #20 stevemcg
Why would his car be in Detroit? I thought he lived in Atlanta. No way in hell did he drive (if he even drives at all) to Detroit.
It is not uncommon for some one of that "stature" to own & store a vehicle in a place that they frequent.
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jamesfirecat Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:13:58pm |
re: #21 brookly red
spinners are a monument to stupidity. IMO
It needs to have a horn, here, here, and here, and they all need to play "La Cucaracha!"
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:16:04pm |
re: #16 Slumbering Behemoth
Not that I approve of this kind of criminal activity (I absolutely do not), but it seems like a total waste of time and effort to steal a car and only take the rims.
yeah, like killing a man and only taking the money...
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:16:28pm |
re: #20 stevemcg
Why would his car be in Detroit? I thought he lived in Atlanta. No way in hell did he drive (if he even drives at all) to Detroit.
He was there to give a speech to union members and activists who took part in the Rebuild America: Jobs, Justice and Peace march.
This part is interesting...
Payne: The irony of Jesse Jackson's stripped SUV
Add Jesse Jackson’s ride to prominent vehicles being stripped in Detroit.Following the embarrassing news that Mayor Dave Bing’s GMC Yukon was hijacked by criminals this week, Detroit’s Channel 7 reports that the Reverend’s Caddy Escalade SUV was stolen and stripped of its wheels while he was in town last weekend with the UAW’s militant President Bob King leading the “Jobs, Justice, and Peace” march promoting government-funded green jobs.
Read that again: Jackson’s Caddy SUV was stripped while he was in town promoting green jobs.
He road his massive SUV to Detroit to promote green jobs...LOL!
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:19:13pm |
re: #25 NJDhockeyfan
He was there to give a speech to union members and activists who took part in the Rebuild America: Jobs, Justice and Peace march.
This part is interesting...
Payne: The irony of Jesse Jackson's stripped SUV
He road his massive SUV to Detroit to promote green jobs...LOL!
at some point the the BS will be noticed even by the truest believers.
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Dancing along the light of day Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:22:27pm |
re: #27 Cannadian Club Akbar
Hola Honco Lizard!
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stevemcg Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:24:57pm |
re: #26 brookly red
Don't knock it too soon. It depends on how many people he packs into the thing. I read once that a 747 gets about 150 feet to the gallon, which is pretty impressive when you consider how many people and how much baggage it carries.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:25:17pm |
re: #24 brookly red
Just FYI, I'm not coming to any of your BBQs.
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:27:30pm |
re: #30 Slumbering Behemoth
Just FYI, I'm not coming to any of your BBQs.
well I don't eat meat so I got no use for a BBQ... but we do have some nice boat rides :)
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Max Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:28:56pm |
OT: I'm getting some serious gadget envy over the Kindle 3. I've got Kindle 2 now and love it.
Does anyone here have Kindle 3?
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:29:54pm |
re: #29 stevemcg
Don't knock it too soon. It depends on how many people he packs into the thing. I read once that a 747 gets about 150 feet to the gallon, which is pretty impressive when you consider how many people and how much baggage it carries.
I am thinking that the math don't work here...
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:32:03pm |
My wife, who is a home care nurse, was at the home today of an elderly man. Living there was his wife, son, daughter, son-in-law, and a grandchild. My wife said they are from the Middle East but she didn't know which country. The wife was making flat bread while she was there. She rolled it, cooked it on cookie sheets, and threw them in a pile. They gave my wife a bag full. It tastes awesome! I never had that before. That's some really tasty stuff.
Question: What can I eat it with?
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:34:12pm |
re: #36 NJDhockeyfan
My wife, who is a home care nurse, was at the home today of an elderly man. Living there was his wife, son, daughter, son-in-law, and a grandchild. My wife said they are from the Middle East but she didn't know which country. The wife was making flat bread while she was there. She rolled it, cooked it on cookie sheets, and threw them in a pile. They gave my wife a bag full. It tastes awesome! I never had that before. That's some really tasty stuff.
Question: What can I eat it with?
any thing you got... or you could make it into....
a pizza.
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stevemcg Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:35:04pm |
re: #34 brookly red
Where's my envelope? OK, call it 35 gallons/mile. Lets put about 250 passengers on board. 35/250 is about 1/7ish. That's about 1 gallon per 7 passenger miles, which is better than I would expect for something that has to haul its ass 6 miles up and go almost 600 mph.
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William Barnett-Lewis Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:35:53pm |
re: #36 NJDhockeyfan
My wife, who is a home care nurse, was at the home today of an elderly man. Living there was his wife, son, daughter, son-in-law, and a grandchild. My wife said they are from the Middle East but she didn't know which country. The wife was making flat bread while she was there. She rolled it, cooked it on cookie sheets, and threw them in a pile. They gave my wife a bag full. It tastes awesome! I never had that before. That's some really tasty stuff.
Question: What can I eat it with?
I love that kind of bread with salami & swiss.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:35:55pm |
re: #32 brookly red
well I don't eat meat so I got no use for a BBQ...
You're dead to me. Lose my number and forget my name.
/
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stevemcg Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:37:07pm |
Actually about 7 mpg is about what you'd get driving an Escalade with one person in it!
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:38:05pm |
re: #39 stevemcg
Where's my envelope? OK, call it 35 gallons/mile. Lets put about 250 passengers on board. 35/250 is about 1/7ish. That's about 1 gallon per 7 passenger miles, which is better than I would expect for something that has to haul its ass 6 miles up and go almost 600 mph.
OK so an average gas truck holds 3,000 gallons, strap one under each wing and now cross the Atlantic...
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:39:19pm |
re: #41 Slumbering Behemoth
You're dead to me. Lose my number and forget my name.
/
gee and I was just going to offer you my share of the ribs...
where is that stray dog?
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:39:35pm |
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stevemcg Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:42:16pm |
FWIW, from HowStuffWorks, [Link: science.howstuffworks.com...]
I was being too conservative by a factor of 14! According to Boeing, a 747 can get up to 100 miles/gallon/passenger.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:42:23pm |
re: #36 NJDhockeyfan
Question: What can I eat it with?
I was thinking maybe your mouth, but it looks like a few other folks had some better ideas here.
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Our Precious Bodily Fluids Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:42:45pm |
This is sounding like cartoony teenage angst tonight, but that MAY be because I've been swimming in cheap booze and Nina Simone.
evidence:
further evidence:
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:43:03pm |
I gotta go pick up my Chinese take out...
free spring rolls before midnight.
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reine.de.tout Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:46:50pm |
re: #36 NJDhockeyfan
My wife, who is a home care nurse, was at the home today of an elderly man. Living there was his wife, son, daughter, son-in-law, and a grandchild. My wife said they are from the Middle East but she didn't know which country. The wife was making flat bread while she was there. She rolled it, cooked it on cookie sheets, and threw them in a pile. They gave my wife a bag full. It tastes awesome! I never had that before. That's some really tasty stuff.
Question: What can I eat it with?
Hummos.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:49:49pm |
re: #45 NJDhockeyfan
Get some lamb and make gyros.
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:50:11pm |
re: #50 reine.de.tout
Hummos.
BLTs might be good. I still have some ripe tomatoes out in the garden.
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:51:12pm |
re: #51 Slumbering Behemoth
Get some lamb and make gyros.
Now you're talkin'! I need to find out how to make the gyro meat.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:54:41pm |
re: #54 NJDhockeyfan
I believe it's spit roasted. Hmmm... I haven't had a good lamb gyro in a looong time.
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:57:33pm |
re: #55 Slumbering Behemoth
I believe it's spit roasted. Hmmm... I haven't had a good lamb gyro in a looong time.
I will find a recipe tomorrow and send my wife to the store. I have to have some now.
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William Barnett-Lewis Fri, Sep 3, 2010 8:58:01pm |
re: #55 Slumbering Behemoth
I believe it's spit roasted. Hmmm... I haven't had a good lamb gyro in a looong time.
One thing I love about Madison - we have several Fast, Good & Cheap gyros joints in town. YUM!
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brookly red Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:01:41pm |
re: #57 wlewisiii
One thing I love about Madison - we have several Fast, Good & Cheap gyros joints in town. YUM!
I can't figure out why gryos have not crushed the burger market yet...
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:04:50pm |
re: #57 wlewisiii
There were plenty of great spots I used to go to when I lived in Seattle. The one place near where I am now closed down a few years ago. :(
Guess I'll have to learn to make my own some day.
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sagehen Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:05:30pm |
re: #36 NJDhockeyfan
My wife, who is a home care nurse, was at the home today of an elderly man. Living there was his wife, son, daughter, son-in-law, and a grandchild. My wife said they are from the Middle East but she didn't know which country. The wife was making flat bread while she was there. She rolled it, cooked it on cookie sheets, and threw them in a pile. They gave my wife a bag full. It tastes awesome! I never had that before. That's some really tasty stuff.
Question: What can I eat it with?
Pile lamb stew or chopped up brisket on it; or your favorite chinese takeout that you'd usually spread over rice. Omelets are good
Or just heat it up, add some melted butter and salt. Or cinnamon.
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Dancing along the light of day Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:05:49pm |
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:05:58pm |
re: #58 brookly red
I can't figure out why gryos have not crushed the burger market yet...
That's a good question. I could eat gyros all the time if I had to. Extra tzatziki sauce please!
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:09:30pm |
Punk’d, Iraqi-Style, at a Checkpoint
BAGHDAD — An Iraqi reality television program broadcast during Ramadan has been planting fake bombs in celebrities’ cars, having an Iraqi army checkpoint find them and terrifying the celebrities into thinking that they are headed for maximum security prison.
The show “Put Him in [Camp] Bucca” has drawn numerous protests but has stayed on air throughout the fasting month, broadcasting its “stings” on well-known Iraqi personalities.
All of them were ensnared by being invited to the headquarters of the private television station Al Baghdadia to be interviewed, but en route to the station a fake bomb would be planted in their car while they were being searched by Iraqi soldiers, who were in on the deception.
The unwitting celebrities are then secretly filmed, Candid-Camera-style, as they reacted with shock, disbelief and anger as fake checkpoint guards shout abuse at them: “Why do you want to blow us up?” “You are a terrorist.” “How much did they pay you to do it? You will be executed.”
The celebrities protest that they know nothing about the supposed bomb, that they are innocent and honorable Iraqi citizens, only to be told, “We have caught you red-handed, with the bomb in your car.”
How much of it is staged with the knowledge of the actors is unclear from the footage, which has been broadcast daily this month, with excerpts, reactions and comments on the channel’s Web site.
Allen Funt was unavailable for comment.
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prairiefire Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:10:53pm |
re: #36 NJDhockeyfan
My wife, who is a home care nurse, was at the home today of an elderly man. Living there was his wife, son, daughter, son-in-law, and a grandchild. My wife said they are from the Middle East but she didn't know which country. The wife was making flat bread while she was there. She rolled it, cooked it on cookie sheets, and threw them in a pile. They gave my wife a bag full. It tastes awesome! I never had that before. That's some really tasty stuff.
Question: What can I eat it with?
Cut the bottoms off of several bulbs of garlic. Brush garlic with oil. Roast the garlic in the over at 375 for about 10 minutes. Squeeze the garlic out of the skins, mash, and spread on the bread. Add mayo or hot sauce if wanted.
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:11:36pm |
re: #64 prairiefire
Cut the bottoms off of several bulbs of garlic. Brush garlic with oil. Roast the garlic in the over at 375 for about 10 minutes. Squeeze the garlic out of the skins, mash, and spread on the bread. Add mayo or hot sauce if wanted.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:16:27pm |
re: #63 NJDhockeyfan
Punk’d, Iraqi-Style, at a Checkpoint
Allen Funt was unavailable for comment.
You ever see any of his "Candid Candid Camera" shows? I wish someone would prank me with hawt, nekkid ladies.
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Dark_Falcon Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:16:39pm |
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TedStriker Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:16:52pm |
re: #63 NJDhockeyfan
Punk’d, Iraqi-Style, at a Checkpoint
Allen Funt was unavailable for comment.
Why does this not sound like a good idea?
*groan*
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What, me worry? Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:19:10pm |
re: #49 brookly red
I gotta go pick up my Chinese take out...
free spring rolls before midnight.
I thought he meant mail order bride.
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Eclectic Infidel Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:21:26pm |
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Our Precious Bodily Fluids Fri, Sep 3, 2010 9:22:51pm |
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elbruce Fri, Sep 3, 2010 10:28:24pm |
re: #63 NJDhockeyfan
Punk’d, Iraqi-Style, at a Checkpoint
Allen Funt was unavailable for comment.
That's some dark, dark humor there. Methinks Iraq is going to be an interesting culture in the global media-place for some generations to come...
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elbruce Fri, Sep 3, 2010 10:30:31pm |
re: #36 NJDhockeyfan
Question: What can I eat it with?
Hummus! Hummus hummus hummus hummus hummus hummus hummus hummus. Get the lemony stuff.
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NJDhockeyfan Fri, Sep 3, 2010 10:33:54pm |
re: #74 elbruce
Hummus! Hummus hummus hummus hummus hummus hummus hummus hummus. Get the lemony stuff.
Yuck. It tastes like shit and gives me gas.
I'm going with Slumbering Behemoth's idea...lamb gyros.
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